LadyGang - LG QUICKIE: FAKE PRADA IN THE BOX!

Episode Date: March 14, 2024

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This episode of Lady Gang is brought to you by Huggies Little Movers. Get your baby's butt into Huggies' best-fitting diaper. Huggies Little Movers, we got you, baby. It's time for a quickie. Podcast One presents The Lady Gang, the Hollywood girl posse with Lady Gang Quickie. Here's Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Let's make this quick.

Hello, hello, hello. Welcome to The Lady Gang Quickie. I'm Becky. You're with Jack and Kelty. Hello. Kelsey, are those fake Prada shoes? They look like it. Yes. Let me see. They are a shearling slide.

They're beautiful, actually. You know what the fence doesn't do well is shearling. No. They do leather great. You couldn't tell the difference, but anything with a little... It even says it's made in Italy, but... It looks like a stuffed animal. It says made in Italy, but there's no space between in and Italy.

It just says made in Lili. Oh, yeah, it does. yeah these aren't the best but they're cute i just a little house shoe just a house shoe nobody has to see them i like that they have the tread well now i took them off so they wouldn't be hidden it was like when i wore my fake louis vuitton slippers to get ready for my wedding yeah that was a bold move i took them off for pictures but they're on social media and some one of our lady gangers was like i was trying to find them on the louis vuitton website they don't exist well i do think i thank you for bringing this up back actually i i do think i have

fenced too far oh yeah too fenced like I had one or two things from the fence and it was like everything else was real yeah and then I fenced too far and now when I'm at work or I'm here or wherever people are like are those from the fence and then I'm like oh now everything I have is fake and it's like not cool and I'm like no bitch this is real so I fenced too far I'm gonna pull back but I'm not I'm doing a no shop January except the fence no no I'm not I haven't until I hit my savings goal i'm not buying anything new for me i'm using what i have okay well i have a i have a fence 2.0 once you find your guy oh you have your guy i have three okay so do i i just found my third one you have like a personal guy that you talk to on whatsapp yeah mine always

calls me dear oh so he's he's my dear and we talk back and forth because my brother wanted the a pair of these and i wrote to my guy yeah and i was like you have these in a men's 11 and he's like No, we don't have it. So they didn't have it. But I can't believe you're voluntary, voluntarily entering into another interaction, social interaction. That's not necessary. That's not a social interaction. It's a business interaction.

I'm making a purchase. You're having to WhatsApp someone. It's a hot, hotness. And you know what? My guy, he tried to call me a bunch of times. There you go. Don't call me. This is what you're talking about.

You're like, no, it's a business relationship. It's not. No. And he called me like four times in a row. I'm like, what could he possibly want? What did he want? I don't know. I didn't answer.

And then I had to say, please stop calling me. Yeah. It was weird. And then he did, but it was there. There had to be a boundary set between me and beer. I don't think when you're buying counterfeit products, there are boundaries where you don't deserve them. I guess.

Not always. Not always. Okay. Becca, are you, and Jack, are you excited to see what we're doing today? I think it's a box day. Yeah. What's in the box? Say it with me.

Oh, what's in the box? This old pink box that we have. It's a caboodle. I don't know where this came from You bought it for your pens For your Bujo I could guarantee you that It's very Bujo-y

There's one purpose for a box That looks like that Okay So we have all these questions That were fan-submitted And everyone Or listeners Yeah

However you like It's not for fans Okay Okay And so Are you ready? Let's do it Who wants to go first?

Jack I'll go first Oh no Jack's next to you Hot potato Hot potato Hot potato Hot potato

All right oh you printed off little dms that's you know whoa okay favorite tv shows when you were a child hey dude oh so good this is bomb so good just the best show ever it was like a dude it was like a sexy uh dude ranch where all these like young teens worked at yeah it was on nickelodeon wasn't it i think uh probably i would rage at my mother every day because the timing because back in the old days where you would have to catch a show when it was on there was no other option yeah my mom every day like clockwork we all knew that I had to leave the house with my mother I was too young to be left alone and I needed to go with my mom to pick up my sister from like middle school or

something and she was like every day like you had brain damage you've lost your shit when I looked at you halfway through hey dude and said we need to get in the car and go pick up your sister i'm like what the this is so unfair leave me here leave me here like every single day so she anytime the show hey dude comes up she has so much ptsd oh my god does ford do the same thing now if he's watching like the woggles or whatever it is the wiggles we've talked about the hot wiggle right yeah we have um he doesn't watch a ton of tv yet because like technically he's not really supposed to but we do occasionally he does sometimes lose his shit if we turn it off have you done miss rachel has she miss rachel's the bomb but he's he's matured past miss rachel

what's miss rachel oh miss rachel she started on youtube right she's just like a normal gal started making like videos for kids and now is probably like one of the richest people in the universe yeah she's amazing though because her tv is she's teaching the whole time like sesame but not even as entertaining she's literally just being like the number four count with me one two three four four flowers and like graphics and but like very very like but they love her like simple graphics you see like videos of babies that are just sitting there and then miss rachel's voice comes on and they're like that was ford yeah so crazy actually fun fact i i instagrammed about miss rachel on and i tagged her at one point and then i guess she followed me back and we kind of

dm'd and then somebody she i'm sure she'd come on lady well i don't know i'm not sure we're not like that cool but i would love to because we're friends but somebody just said to me they go i went to miss rachel's page and i like went to go see who she's following and she follows you but like no other celebrities like you're the only celebrity miss rachel follows and i was like well that's because we're friends that's really random i'm sure by now she's following more yeah but this was recent pretty recent i think she should come on lady gang wait i didn't even or do we only individually answer we should all answer what we pull i have no idea no we should all answer okay what was your show my show was power rangers oh wow green ranger my first celebrity

crush long hair never went back and then ren and stimpy which was a controversial one because so many people weren't allowed to watch it because it was like dirt kind of dirty yeah I have a Ren and Stimpy t-shirt that I still have and it's like one of them farting in a bathtub yeah like that it was like dirty like that there was like a lot of like sexual like undertones like they'd be like like using like a like a saw but it looked like sex yeah they were I didn't ever notice that part if you look back it's it was very dirty but a lot of people weren't allowed to watch it so I thought it was very cool yeah i um did they have tvs when you were growing up they're black and white no uh the only show i can really remember being obsessed with was and it was in my elementary

school teen years was which is not the question um was party of five i used to like run home after ballet on wednesday night childhood okay now that's literally like a coming of age show childhood i it's not a show it's i'm sorry i don't have a show i don't know why like i don't know why i have no friends and i have no shows but i watched the one movie i had a cassette of girls just want to have fun the movie was sarah justin parker that was the dance movie with helen hunt and she wears the gecko on her head and they auditioned not a kid's movie they had no or a show it was really i started out i watched on my first grade one birthday and then i watched it every year with my girlfriends on my birthday until like now that's cute that is cute did you ever watch a

cartoon like i think that roadrunner that feels very old yeah that feels very old very old i liked rugrats too i love rugrats after my time doug doug rugrats doug well you're also canadian so i don't know i don't know what we had there was um there was a thing that used to come on in between the shows and it was called the log driver's waltz and it was a cartoon and it was like when he goes over and he asked me again i do think i'll marry the log driver because he goes purling down and down that's where the log driver learns to step lightly he's anyway every canadian will know exactly what i let you keep going because i knew it was going to make some people happy log drivers waltz the log drivers waltz was probably the what i watched

i'm gonna play i'm gonna play it for you i'm gonna put in the text okay i can't wait i'll go here we go log drivers this one's boring well don't offend a fan well don't say who a spy you're right just kidding no well don't read it now okay it's not boring it's just okay we don't need it we don't need it oh how to coexist with toxic family members as to not alienate the wonderful ones oh lord jesus um i don't know because the toxic ones always know when you get together without them and they are not good about not being included so um i firmly believe in like not keeping relationships even if you're related to people 100 i um i this is like the worst advice, but leave it to someone else in your family to set your bound, like set your

boundary and let, like, I have a boundary with a family member and I basically told my parents, I was like, I'm not open to having this group in my life. It's too dramatic for me. Um, she's like, and it's you guys. No, no. And it's like, and it's like, just letting you know, like I put the boundary, I'm not responding to the messages. I'm not whatever you can do, whatever you want. And so like whatever excuse they make up when they see them about I'm busy or like whatever is just what it is. Yeah. You can't care about what the toxic family member thinks about you. Yeah. And, and I think just being honest with the people that you do like about like, this person's not good for me and don't make it a drama. Yeah. And you can kind

of coach the person that you do love things that they can say to the toxic person. And it can be like go f*** yourself. My relationship is not your relationship with that person and I don't know what to tell you I'm not responsible for the way that she feels so that's all I can say. Yeah at the end of the day it's just like all communication and you don't want it to

like fall over onto the person that you care about. Yeah It's tough. Becca Did you do a box? No she got it Not yet. Shake it up We're going counterclockwise it feels weird. It does feel weird Hey, Ontario, come on down to BetMGM Casino and see what our newest exclusive,

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Sex life while married. How often? What's normal? Sex life while married. Well, how often, it totally varies. There can be like good times, dry times. I find that in marriages, the busier two people are, the less sex they have, the more stress two people are, or one person is the less sex they have. I like to say, um, like you look at a month and this is how I like to think of it. One week is usually my period. So there goes that week.

There's that week. So like four days before and after just for like recovering. Right. So I, Jared goes, he's like, your period just seems to get longer and longer. You're like, yeah, that's right. I'm like, yeah. Yeah. Sure does.

It sure does. It's weird. It's this perimenopause thing. It's so strange. Although I did hear that they get closer together. So I was going to say. Periods too? Periods too.

I was going to say. Oh, no. Each cycle gets shorter. I'm in. Same length, but shorter? Like same amount of days. Lovely. Like same amount of days of bleeding, but the time in between gets shorter.

Yes. I would like to explain that firsthand to you. Yeah. I'm having it right now. It's been four weeks. it's horrendous. So I just got not to get all medical on everyone, but you know, my iron was crazy. I was getting all those infusions when I have to start doing it again because my iron is, um, six ferritin. It was eight when they sent me to the infusions for the first time I'm doing

everything. I, it's such a long story, but anyway, it's been a disaster, but the perimenopause is making it worse because I was in, um, Vietnam for Christmas. I got my period at the end of that trip two weeks later your period again and so you it is like every 16 days a period is starting for me at this point oh my god so they were how long does that last for for like your whole life until you go through menopause like it just gets your periods work my periods worse i hear they get heavier it's heavier oh my god i can't do that i'm doing like a menstrual cub well actually i got this new i want to tell everyone what it is it's like a disc thing yeah i'm doing a disc and a period panty and I'm still like bleeding through it. It's like the fleck or the fleck. It's not

flecks. It's a different brand. I like it more than the flecks anyway. So it's been absolutely brutal losing so much blood. And I like go to the doctor. I'm like, I feel like Voldemort on my period and my period is nonstop. And it's also like the, you know, after your period ends and there's like that two weeks where you kind of feel great. You're like, Oh yeah, I have energy. I'm not dying. Well you, I have two, three days and then my boobs start hurting again. Like it It is whack-a-doodle-brutal horrific. Wait, how long is perimenopause supposed to last? I don't know.

I think it's different for everyone. Everyone. Like I definitely was like, I'm in perimenopause when I wasn't. I was just bitchy. I feel like the past six months, I'm going to be 42, like that, it's happening. And it just gets worse and worse and worse. That's why the most people have hysterectomies between 40 and 44, my doctor told me. Because she was like, I mean, okay, I'll find out.

Are you interested in this? Yeah. Okay. So the first thing you do when you have this is you, the first step is you go on the mini pill. So mini pills, just progesterone only. And you take it every day at the same amount of time. And it's supposed to stop your period.

Well, I've already done all this. It's supposed to stop your period. I can't take a pill at this. And I'm talking eight o'clock PM to eight Oh five PM. If you take it eight Oh five, you start spotting like it's instant. Like it is more intense than the birth control pill. I think a lot of people, and it's only 80%, not for, not that I'm worried about pregnancy, but like 80% of it,

I'm going at a mini pill seems misleading. It's like a mega pill. It's a bit, it's very easy. Yeah. And I'm like, okay, well this doesn't work for me with time zones and travel.

Like it's just not gonna work. The next thing is an IUD. IUD. I cannot do because of the way my pelvis and my uterus is shaped. Your cervix. My cervix is like crooked or whatever it is. So it doesn't, so I can't do that.

We already did the sonogram for it. The next thing is the ablation, which Sharon Stone told us about where they essentially put this balloon inside your uterus and they laser out your uterine lining. And so you may spot a little bit, but you're not going to bleed heavy at all, which like you could probably have, I don't know, actually, if you want babies. Um, okay. So I can't do that if you want babies, right. But I cannot have an ablation because my uterus is heart shaped. And if you think of it as being a triangle, they can't reach the top of the heart and so they can't get at everything. So it won't

work. So the only option for me right now, and I am in serious discussions about it is doing a partial hysterectomy, which is you leave your ovaries, you leave your cervix, you take out everything else, but it's a major surgery. I've had just the uterus then it's just the uterus. Yeah. And they do it like they could do it for way like through endoscopic or, or you can do, you have to do the C-section, but because my pelvis is tilted, they were like, you may have to do the c-section oh my god so it's like a whole thing i had let me just i want to say something about the medical industry which i am so thankful for can we get someone out in the lady gang to invent a transvaginal ultrasound that isn't like literally the size of the space shuttle

and hardness it's like the biggest dick that you could ever see they bring it out and they're like just take a deep breath and i was like this thing is like this big this long it's you know it's goopy as goopy as and it's hard not like gwyneth goopy like like sticky no sticky but it's it's hard in a way that then after it comes out then you're just like there's like goof falling out of your vagina for like two hours but the thing is is that that it's the hardness like a big old dildo it's too hard it's made out of that silicone that's like made out of like plastic it's literally made out of a silicone sleeve on it or something they put the condom on it well yeah so they should be able to do a silicone like they were ripping around in there i was sore it's the worst oh my

god and then i got the images and i was like what the am i looking at can we not like is there not a better way there's like better pictures of outer space than our uterus well that does not surprise me i'm like what am i looking at and then i sent i actually did something because chris has been in on his health journey. And he's like, look at my blood work. I'm a little low. And I was like, you better go yourself because guess what they're putting inside me. It looks like, you know, the spoolie you buy to clean your reusable straws. There's like a giant one sitting on her counter. And I just sent a picture to Chris and I was like, this is going in my vagina right now. And he was like, Whoa, it's like a giant spool. I like to get the cells or anyway, it's been a

disaster. Perimenopause menopause is no joke. Nobody talks about it. It's so bad. I'm going to figure it out. So I have one more question. If you get the hysterectomy or whatever you do, you're still obviously going to go through menopause. Like it, it just changes the bleeding. You don't, you never bleed again because you have no uterus, but you'll still release your egg. You'll still have your thing. And then eventually you'll go through menopause. And then she also said that it, it can be beneficial for a lot of people because when you go through menopause and if you want to go on hormones, the hormones are what cause all the cancer. So it's like, you don't have to worry about getting uterus, uh, uterine cancer and

things like that. You want to have a uterus. So anyway, it's a whole thing. Thanks for what's in my box is what it's going to literally be called, but it's so hard to be a woman. It's too hard to be a woman. Sucks. Okay. And on something happy. I hope you get a good topic. Okay. I think you're up next Jack. Oh yeah. And if anyone has any advice for me with my vagina. Naomi Watts has a whole company now for menopause and she does uh-huh sure she's well here's another this isn't fun but it has to do with vaginal health discuss making a switch to natural fiber clothing kite baby drama do you know what that was oh yes i do yeah is it kite is this well kite why are these these are two very different questions oh the kite baby drama is this this company is run by this

woman and she let an employee go because the employee wanted to work remote because the baby that she had adopted was in the NICU. So she wanted to be given like the ability to go be remote and take care. Which P.S. in any other country wouldn't be an issue because every other country, not every other country, but most first world countries have a maternity leave. That's like government, like you have to take, in France someone comes to your house and like gives you a box and like is like how can i help you but the kite baby is a baby brand it's a baby brand it's even worse because it's a woman who owns it yeah it is a baby brand and she's she fired the lady and yes and she was like got on and did like this really scripted apology and then everybody was

pissed about it because they're like this is so scripted and like bullshit so then she gets on and she starts talking very organically like whatever about the situation and she's like you know she's super apologetic but she's also like apologetic because she got caught oh yeah and i just cannot imagine a world like i like to give a lot of people the benefit of the doubt this was one that i was like i actually there's no world that i could ever put my head into the business owner's body like never i cannot understand what she did why she did it the apologies made it worse because she really had bad advice from whoever was running her hr and pr this happened and this is not the first company that this is happening like this is happening

all around well it's just the irony of it being a baby company the irony is crazy but what what is crazy is that like you could tell she was like i made the decision to go go go she should have hid and been like oh my god i had no idea this was happening no something you're kelsey's like she should have lied lied lied not lie but like i thought what made it worse is she had it's a small company that's what I'm saying went straight to her I'm sure right and that's what made it worse is like the owner of the company was like yeah I know it's a small company but it's like it's almost better if it's like you work at and I'm just saying this allegedly you work at Nike and then they're like my boss and then you can pass the buck yeah this was like you know for

Salt Lake City reference this was like Monica with her like swaddles and she's putting them together like that's kind of the level that this but then I think something happened where like a CEO of another similar company like donated like 10 grand or something like directly to the employee so that everybody else was like now we're gonna go buy this brand yes and but a lot of she said she's they were gonna rehire her they're like you know you can work remotely and she was like no thank you but in a nice way and then allegedly is getting offers from like other people and also there was like this crazy stigma I felt about, and I, and I just want to bring it up because you went, not that you adopted Becca, but like a similar thing where they were like,

well, she didn't carry the baby. Right. So she doesn't need to be there time. Yeah. Cause like, she's not recovering. Yeah. Just let it, just let it sit there. Yeah. Which is so up too. And it's like, Oh, well it's not like she, she needs to be there milking, milking feeding, feeding the baby or whatever. And it's like, that was so sick. Okay. Melking Anyway, we weren't we weren't here for a long time. We're here for it's turned into a female time. Sure, sure. Box time.

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