LadyGang - LG QUICKIE: Finding Their Inner Beyoncé

Episode Date: August 9, 2018

The Ladies decide to take a quiz to figure out which Queen Bey they really are! Follow the podcast on Instagram @theladygang and you can email Jac, Becca and Keltie at Hello [e-mail]! And thank you to today's sponsors:   Amazon = Go to amazon.com/shop/ladygang to find their favorite products while keeping the podcast FREE!  Lunya = Get $15 off your first purchase when you use promo code lady at Lunya.co  Simple Habit = For a free 7-day trial to the premium library, visit SimpleHabit.com/lady   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey guys, the following podcast is a Lady Gang Network and Podcast One production, which means it's going to be awesome. It's time for a quickie. Podcast One presents The Lady Gang, the Hollywood girl posse with Lady Gang Quickie. Here's Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Let's make this quick. Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to The Lady Gang Quickie. I am Becca Tobin here with Jack and Kelty.

how's everybody's thursday you get him getting a zit um i had something in my teeth for the past like two hours and neither of you said anything let me see it's gone now i didn't see it oh i didn't see it either i don't really see you anymore it's just a blank face isn't that so true though like with chris do you sometimes feel like oh my god when's the last time i actually looked and then when he looks really handsome i'm like that's my husband i'm like i forgot you were a babe because i just look at you and i just think to-do list yeah this happened to me recently because when zach gets tan it's like like my biggest regret was that we had a winter wedding because his hotness level it like skyrockets with a tan because he has like the native american in

him and so he's like gets really tan really quickly we went to the beach for an hour and he like the next four weeks has been looking really good and the other day i looked at him at a restaurant i was like oh my god i like forgot that you're really like handsome to look at he is a really handsome guy he's really handsome thanks guys when he was when we're working on the lady box and he was like folding and like doing manly stuff i was like damn zach's hot but then i don't want to say that out loud no it's fine that's your husband i love it when women talk about him being hot i love it when women hit on him like i just think it's great it's kind of like having a pair of shoes like that everybody wants they can't well they probably could if i keep

being a bitch if you only tell him once every four months that he's handsome well i mean he could up his game with actually no he's pretty good at telling me i look pretty but i just rarely do but when it's due he gets it do we have a yes we do have a quote what's a you think the fact that if you're not ever like getting ready i guess he could say you look pretty in sweatpants too he should yeah you should okay because she looks great in sweatpants thank you for asking thanks for asking our quote today comes from adam ripon olympic figure skater i love this one he's my spirit animal he's so special he like is the best so this is kind of a story quote but here we go heading into competition tomorrow i just want everyone to know that my mom thinks i'm the

best and i hope the judges take that into consideration oh my god he's amazing that's so special you know i know i dm'd him you dm'd him he probably has millions of followers guys now i know i have something i need to talk about what now that we're going to be on e can we please get tyler henry on i know i know i want to talk to him i know and i want to talk to lots of dead people with him yeah i know oh we need oh yeah we need him on there's so many things we could do with it i was just thinking of like wishlist adam ripon and tyler henry yeah so everyone that's listening to this podcast please tweet on instagram like somebody has to know somebody that knows tyler henry the network where our television shows oh yeah yeah they asked

me to do season one and i was like no because i didn't know what he was going to be like yeah i mean yeah go on a medium they didn't ask you for season two well because i think because i had i had already said no to season one they don't go back and ask we've never re-asked someone who turned down the lady gang yes we have we've asked oprah four times okay but everybody else can kiss kiss our asses that's it yeah everyone else and we never forget no when you're like no and when we have a television show there's one person who's like i'm never letting her on because she like like friend connected us i remember and to the friend she was super enthusiastic on that chain being like oh my god of course i'd love to do this favor and then when we reached out

cold cold hearted jack doesn't know i mean she's probably just super busy yeah that's fine okay when we come back i have a fun maybe the funnest game we've ever played oh my god you say this every time i know the lady gang and we're back and you keep using funner and funnest Funnery. Okay. Most fun. Okay. So today we're going to be playing a quiz called Which Beyonce Are You?

Great. Okay. So who wants to go first? Becca. Becca's going to go first. Okay. Becca, number one question. Do we need to know a lot about Beyonce for this quiz?

No. It's based on your life preferences. Okay. Probably not Beyonce at all is what I'm going to say. Okay. First question, Becca. Yeah. How do you wake up?

Here's your options. Like this. Alone. How do I wake up like this? alone because sleeping with another person is the worst like this in my man's arms

with a goal to change the world happy after a 12 hour sleep after hitting snooze 5 times I want 3 options you can't, it's one only I woke up probably 12 hours of sleep I love sleeping

next question Wait, are we doing each of us? Yes. Or do we want to... Okay. No, we can only do one at a time, Jack. Becca's first. Which type of girl in your group are you?

The one who's always in a relationship, the mom, the one who everyone wants to be, the single one, the crazy bitch, the one who calls the shots. I'm a lot of those things. Oh, my God. Can you call it again? Can you say it again? The one who's always in a relationship, the mom, the one who everyone wants to be, the single one, the crazy bitch, the one who calls the shots. What do you think, Jack?

Rebecca? I think the one who everyone wants to be. Okay, if you say so. I wasn't going to say it myself. I clicked it for you. Well, no, I could be like. That's what mine is. Okay.

Well, think about your answers so you're a little faster, Jack. I know. I'm sorry. Okay. Okay. You find out your boyfriend cheated. How do you react? dump him and move on smile while you plan your revenge use your creative genius to call him out

expose his ass to the entire world or burn his house down burn his house yeah i knew that okay next question pick a color black gold glitter yellow army green red or denim black okay next question how do you keep the world updated on your life oh god i make a big deal about it while i look flawless i tell all my girlfriends every major life update is posted to my instagram i write about it i'm actually a very private person i'm pretty private okay i mean i have to post some things on social media pick a celebrity best friend kelty knight i'm just kidding pick a celebrity best friend rihanna adele nikki minaj taylor swift solange or kim kardashian what was the first one rihanna yeah for sure she's the best okay let's go on vacay

how's your love life single and loving it crazy in love it's complicated in love when drunk in a committed relationship in love with myself? In love with myself. I'm just kidding. Committed relationship. Shit. Okay.

Committed. Pick your weapon of choice. Your body. Oh my God. A bat. Definitely. Your toned arms. Your dance moves.

Your mind. My mind. Okay. I mean, I have good dance moves too, though. Which one are you picking? Catch me on Hallmark. What's your final answer? Final answer?

dance moves. It's calculating. Are you ready? Oh my God. What's Beyonce? Sasha Fierce. You aren't afraid to make a statement

anywhere, anytime. Whether it's the feminist or Black Lives Matter supporter in you, you won't stand for any of it. Any shit.

You're loud and proud and you don't really give a if you piss anyone off. You are Super Bowl Beyonce. Yay! Oh yeah! Super Bowl Beyonce.

Do you feel like you're Super Bowl Beyonce? I don't even think I saw Beyonce perform at the Super Bowl. Come on. Yes, you did. Oh, yes, I did. But I'm not like a huge – I don't know her like life, you know? But Super Bowl Beyonce is a good Beyonce to be. People are always like, oh, my God, that was like single ladies Beyonce.

That was Sasha – that was Lemonade. I feel like that's what I'm going to get. Single ladies? Okay. Jack, are you ready? Yeah, I'll go fast. Okay. Well, don't go too fast.

how do you wake up alone because sleeping with another person is the worst like this in my man's arms with a goal to change the world happy after a 12-hour sleep after hitting snooze five times thanks for that becca mine it's those lacroix burps you know alone obviously that alone because sleeping with another person is the worst yeah okay final answer Next, what type of girl in your girl group are you? The one who's always in a relationship. Guys, we're in the lady gang. Everybody wants to be us.

The mom. The one everyone wants to be. The single one. Grab me another look for it. The crazy bitch or the one who calls the shots. I would say the one whoever wants to be. Hey. You guys really believe in yourselves.

Okay. You find out that your boyfriend cheated. How do you react? dump him and move on smile while you plan your revenge use your creative genius to call him out expose his ass to the entire world or burn his house down dump him and move on true story final answer final answer pick a color we're getting more and more off topic yeah this is lazy as shit okay pick a color it's a long quiz to do three times you don't get pick a color that's saying we should have all done it oh my god stop deciding what the podcast is here we go pick a

color black your color is red yes final answer final answer okay next how do you keep the world updated on your life make a big deal of it while you look flawless tell all your girlfriends every major life update is posted on instagram i write about it i'm actually a very private person see i post on instagram all the time but not about real big life things No. Like, I'm a private person with my, like, actual real life. So Instagram's just a facade, so private. I'm actually a very private person.

Yeah. Final answer? Final answer. We know your answer, Kelsey. Pick a celebrity best friend. Rihanna. Because I want to walk out of bars holding glasses of red wine with her. Are you sure it's not Nicki Minaj?

No, I love Rihanna. Not Adele? No. Not Solange? Fun. No. Who? I don't know.

Adele would be fun. I feel like she's a drinker. fun times kind of gal rihanna's so fun taylor kim no i love kim kardashian but no she seems like a snooze fest who kim kardashian snoozy town okay how is your love life single and loving it crazy in love it's complicated in love when drunk in a committed relationship and in love with myself single and loving it oh pick your weapon of choice your body a bat your toned arms your dance moves your mind my mind i think it's your body my body i think it's your body i mean i won't say it for sure what do you think becca body what do you think like a weapon against douchebags yeah

my body okay but let's pick your body okay okay oh we're calculator we're calculating calculating calculating if you get oh are you ready to hear yours yeah oh my god my single ladies beyonce it's pretty mean you've made you've made being single a way of life you're empowered hot and you don't need any man who isn't going to treat you like the queen you are goodbye boys you are single ladies beyonce why is that bad i think that's great i'm not settling for some douchebag no thanks okay i want to take it now can you take it on your own time you probably already took it what'd you get i didn't take it oh do you want me to take it silently while we talk about other things do you want me to go through it and read it and answer it to myself i wish we could ask

the listeners what they want right now it's like choose your own adventure like are you sick of this shit yeah no they'll just turn it off turn the podcast off no do this for the third time keep listening but everyone had different answers jack no i know but how about you read the question and just choose your answer yeah okay how do you wake up okay i wake up after happy after 12 hours okay i'm okay what type of girl are you in your group the mom you call the shots i'm definitely or the mom you're the mom you're the mom i think i'm the mom you don't like packed snacks for people i have packed snacks and if you pass not just not with you okay i mean you are eating a snack from my office literally right now that's just in my snack bowl so i'm just saying literally

i do sometimes provide a snack i did put out these snacks for you today during the podcast recording i could not have gotten more snacks for you okay when you find out your boyfriend cheated you expose his ass to the entire world my favorite color is is gonna be glitter how do you keep the world updated on your life i tell my girlfriends i'm a private person i make a big deal about it while i look flawless that's definitely me right yeah yeah okay um pick a best friend i want to be cool enough to be friends with rihanna but i'm not me and adele you think wait what'd you say what did you say jack taylor swift you think we would be best friends yeah for sure like i'm passively

aggressively just tweet everything in the world like i know you don't like her but like i feel like you guys would be it's not that i don't like her okay how's your love life single and loving crazy in love love with myself in a committed relationship it's complicated i'm in a committed relationship yeah that would be marriage okay pick your weapon of choice dance moves tone arms your body your mind a bat i mean my toned arms what do you think elena good arms they're not toned You're just skinny. Dance moves? It's not my mind.

My mind's all over the place. It's definitely not my mind. Maybe your dance moves. Yeah, dance moves. It's not a bat. I'm not mean like that. You're a racquet. Yeah, dance moves.

Thank you. The bat's the only actual weapon. Okay, it's calculating. Calculating. What's it going to be? Oh, shit. I am pregnant at the Grammys, Beyonce. You're the mom of your friend group and the world.

You have everyone eating out of the palm of your hand as they bowed out to your every move. Everyone knows they will never achieve your greatness, so they simply stop trying. Whoa. Good job. Did you like that? What did you think of that game? Did you like playing that game? I liked it.

I feel like we could have done it better. I think everyone could have done a different person. Like what, Rihanna, are you? No, this is what we should do next time we do it is we all get the link for it. do it on our phones at the same time so then we can reveal the answers at once. Oh, that's such a great idea. I wish you ran the podcast portion of our life.

I don't. You know? Well, anyway, so what else, guys? Should we go into the box? I'm so grossed out by this granola bar, but I ate the whole thing. You literally devoured that so fast. It's disgusting.

Because I'm hungover. Okay, we're going to ask one box question. That's why you're like, is this day ever going to end? Is this day ever going to end? Okay, here's a big one. Here's a big one. I need another LaCroix.

Okay. We're almost done. Here we go. Here we go. Do you want me to pour some of mine in here? Oh, here we go. This one's so good, you guys. What was your best experience with drugs or alcohol?

Mushrooms at Coachella. Wow. When? Last year. You were on mushrooms? Yeah. That is terrifying. At night?

Yeah. It took me like 25 minutes to take my jeans off. Oh, my God. Why? Are you supposed to do mushrooms in a secure area with not a lot of... lot of people like in nature i don't know i had a great time were you watching the concerts yeah wow we're like things coming out of the stage no no i don't i didn't do it in a way that it was like like microdose it was micro so it was actually like being a little stoned so everything

was hilarious right i was like dying laughing i could not stop laughing and then at the end of the night when we were like getting mushrooms or ecstasy mushrooms chocolate mushrooms getting in bed and i was trying to put on my pajamas it like took me 25 minutes to like get out of my clothes because it felt so good it just it just took so long because i was so like in your head yeah wow that's jack i don't i haven't really done drugs ever really i have more i can't i don't know and not applicable not applicable what did i say applicable applicable it is applicable i thought it was either okay cool um i did ecstasy once and it was so great and i wrote all kinds of like very deep poetry and i also had sex on it

aren't you not supposed to do that because then regular sex is never going to be as good well yeah or was that something somebody told me when i was like 21 here i am living my life every day did you have sex with on i'm not telling you but it was crazy and you feel so was that the time you had anal happy no no i um it was amazing i ecstasy is a drug i could do every day but i can't allow myself to because i would and then i would be screwed yeah that's the drug i would do all the time like i've done mushrooms i've done everything else but like when we played that game about like who's done the most drugs it's you yeah no i've never done cocaine oh have you done heroin me neither have you ever that's it that's all i've done just ecstasy yeah and mushrooms and

mushrooms okay um i remember my drug story so when i before i smoked weed this is when i was like 22 my friend i wanted to start smoking weed again for like the 15th time but every time i would do it i'd have a panic attack so for my birthday my friend bought me a joint and she gave it to me she's like smoke it by yourself and do something creative so i went in my room i smoked it and then i put the bony vera album on and there's this song called michicant which is the most beautiful song ever but the lyrics make no sense i'm seeing him at the hollywood bowl in august are you but i listened to this song was listening to the shitty lyrics and i'm like i could write these better so i rewrote the entire lyrics to the song way better than his were can you please do it

Please bring it in. What, sing it? Do you have it in a journal? I have it, like, on my computer somewhere. And it, like, had to do with, like, where I was in my life, and it was, like, really personal, and it was great. I'm a poet. Rewrote his songs for him, because he's not a good lyricist. Yes, he is.

Do you actually look at his lyrics? They make no sense. Well, we actually looked a lot at his lyrics, because one of my, I walked down the aisle to one of his songs. Oh. So we had to, like, dissect. Which song did you watch on, too? Eight Circle. He's so great.

On that note. It was good for a, oh, fuck. John, I can't read your mind. We're not here for a long time. But we're here for a good time in all our Beyonce glory. That escalated quickly. Thanks for joining us on Lady Gang Quickie. Check out new episodes of Lady Gang every Tuesday and more Quickies every Thursday on PodcastOne.com, the PodcastOne app, and Apple Podcasts.