LadyGang - LG QUICKIE: F**king Kurt Russel To Get To His Son...But Not In A Beanie

Episode Date: December 13, 2018

It's another week of LGTV and Chris Knight has a new term to describe the show as Keltie struggles to remember what she said on the show. They discuss the great Took/Beanie comment before examine the curious case of Duchess Meghan Markle. Check out new episodes of LadyGang's TV show on E! every Sunday at 10:30 ET/PT on E! Follow the podcast on Instagram @theladygang and you can email Jac, Becca and Keltie at Hello [e-mail]! And check out the show page @ladygangtv! And thank you to today's sponsors:  Amazon = Go to amazon.com/shop/ladygang to find their favorite products while keeping the podcast FREE! LadyBox = Check out the latest LadyBox before they're all gone at www.theladygang.com/ladybox   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey guys, the following podcast is a Lady Gang Network and Podcast One production, which means it's going to be awesome. It's time for a quickie. Podcast One presents The Lady Gang, the Hollywood girl posse with Lady Gang Quickie. Here's Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Let's make this quick. Hello, hello. Is this real?

Is today real? It's not real. I'm not sure if today is real or not. We can't do anything today. This is the most insane day. That's okay. Don't worry about it. We're going to keep that in.

Yeah, we are. Hi, guys. Just so you know. Our life is a mess. It's a quickie, and it's Becca, Kelty, and Jack. Hello. Surprise, it's us. Surprise.

It's a day, but I feel bad talking about having a day because I feel like we've had a lot of them lately. We've had a lot of them, and honestly, in the grand scheme of things, it could be a lot worse. No, it's definitely a lot worse, but I think you should explain the day because we've had Basically, we just got back from New York, and we did three days of, like, 12-hour press days, which is amazing. We're promoting our show, and it's so great.

And then the show came out, our mid-season finale on Sunday, and again, like, yay, we're so excited. But we literally looked at each other in New York, and we're like, I'm so sick of you bitches. It's like, we need a f***ing break. We need a break. We've been going nonstop, and we're like, I can't wait till next week when we don't have to do anything. And then all of a sudden, we've got six hours of podcasting, two days of filming for you.

No, we're literally full days with each other. No, we have Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday that we're doing shit. What's Saturday? That meeting. Oh, the meeting. Yeah. God, I'm so sick of you guys. We're never getting away from each other.

I know. It's not happening. Do you think this is how Hillary, Kerr, and Catherine, what's her name, Power? They feel? They felt about each other? Do you think this is how the Backstreet Boys feel about each other? It must be. Is this why Kevin left the Backstreet?

Is this why Posh? Did he leave? Yeah. Well, he did, but he's back. This is why Justin Timberlake had to go on his own. Is this why Posh isn't going on tour at the Spice Girls? Yeah. I feel like that's what Becca's going to do one day.

It's always the person that thinks they're better than everybody else. Or that is better than everybody else. If there's a tour not to go on, Becca will be the one not going for sure. Pass. That's 100%. That's without a doubt. The good thing is we'd all want to just be like, okay, never mind. I also had a nervous breakdown thinking about we have an event, a live event in February in L.A.

That we have to like. I forgot about that. Oh, God. I forgot about that, too. Yeah, yeah. I had a call this morning with like a lady who makes wine or something and they wanted to sponsor us and she was like, oh, send over the deck. And I was like, I don't know if I can.

I can't do one more thing. We can't add any. I'm on Lady Gang overload. She's like, maybe you could make a wine. And I'm like, that's what we wanted. And then I was like, but no. We're not ready. We're not ready.

We're not ready. We take on too many things. Why are we doing this to ourselves? And then we're just going to crash and burn. Anyway, I do have an inspirational quote. Ah, good. Okay. Jack, why don't you fill in the blanks while I get it out?

Fill in the blanks of what? Like in Mad Lib? How you're feeling? Just talk a little bit. Just talk while I find it. Because I'm getting my haircut next week. And I'm so excited about it that my whole Pinterest board is all here. Are you allowed to?

I mean, yeah. How are you cutting it? I'm just basically getting the back up. Cool. I kind of want to cut my hair, too. Are we going to be way too similar if I cut my hair? Well, mine's going to grow out again before the show starts taping again. This is my award season haircut.

I want to have a cute little shoulder bob. Is there a bird trapped in your office? Yeah, what is happening? There's a bird. Let me go look. Let's do it. We've heard a bird chirping. We thought it was so many different things.

I definitely think it could either. It's probably in the ceiling. No way. Yeah. It's trapped, which is why it's chirping. When you open that door, it's. It's probably in the roof. You think it's trapped in there?

It's definitely trapped. We need to save it. Yeah, because it's not moving. I mean, don't we have enough on our plate? Like, we're going to start saving the birds now? Save the birds. Oh, my God. What if there's a bird's nest with little baby birds?

There's definitely a bird's nest. We need Spencer Pryor to save us. Well, you know what this building is? It's like, well, above this is Nancy's office, but this is a very old building. It's like from the 18,000s. There's probably lots of nooks and crannies for little animals to get in. 18,000s. 18,000s.

You guys, do you remember the time? Do you remember the time? It was like last Halloween when I was getting my makeup done and I heard, I don't know if I ever told you the story, but I heard this like, we were sitting there, it's just me and Rebecca at like four in the morning and we hear like, and we're like, what, what is that? That's so crazy. And we opened one of the drawers in like the makeup area and there was a giant rat.

Oh no. Just laying there. Dead? Alive. Alive. Ew. Eating some Christmas treat. How'd you get it out?

Christmas tree. It was around Halloween because I remember we had a bunch of candy and like inside there was just like a whole bunch of Snickers. How'd you get the rat out? Oh, we called the office and then they sent like the guy that gets all the rats. There's so many rats on this lot. There's probably a lot at your feet right now. Nice.

That sounds glamorous. Love a rat. Are you ready for your quote? Ready. It's kind of long. Oh gosh. When you start to feel like things should have been better this year, remember the mountains and valleys that got you here.

they are not accidents and these moments weren't in vain you are not the same you have grown and are growing you are breathing you are living you are wrapped in endless boundless grace and things will get better there is more to you than yesterday oh my god i sound like kevin hart his apology for the oscars thing did it was it like very uh metaphorical no no it was like I'm not the same person I was The peaks and valleys don't define me Stop yelling into your mic please Sorry I feel like I don't have a voice right now

I know you don't Okay when we come back it's time for us to talk about the season finale Mid season And we're back So we had the mid season finale Of our show Whoa Who better of a guest than Dorit

Did you love it? Have you guys texted? Do you have her number? Uh, I don't think so. It's not the sort of thing. No, but last time when she was on the podcast for the first time. She wanted to be my friend then. I remember she was like, take my number.

I think we did exchange numbers, but like, I'm not really that person that takes anyone seriously because I know how much I don't want people texting me. So what are you going to do? Just like have a chat. I mean, she's way too rich for me to be her friend. Yeah. What can we even do together? She probably needs like a charity friend though, so she can stay in touch with the lower class.

I guess. I can take her shopping at, like, Barney's during the sale. Yeah, exactly. Like I did this weekend. Yeah. Which, by the way, great sale going on at Barney's. Really? Oh, my God. Great sale. Probably still can't afford it. So sad.

No, it's, like, really, really, it's good prices. I have to say that her outfit was, like, the best thing I've ever seen in my entire life. She's the best. She's, I love how, like, costumey she is. I do not care. She's so cool, though. Like, in person, like, such a rad chick. And genuine. She remembered everyone's names. Yeah.

No, she's really, like, you can tell it's not put on. Like, she's very genuine. And she doesn't come across as, like, being too good for anybody, which I don't think that you can say that about a lot of those housewives. Most of the housewives. And she's, like, flashy, but she is just, like, really f***ing cool. And maybe almost too normal to be on that show. Yeah.

For some, I don't know. Her face looks amazing. What do you think she's doing to her face? I don't think she does much. i really think she's just naturally very pretty and i think she actually looks still looks really pretty because she doesn't their face very much yeah i mean maybe like some botox and maybe a little filler here and there but she's not definitely not like doing things that some of the other housewives are doing the lady gang i have an update on my marriage oh god wow

you really just pivoted well because of your comment that made it into the show it's all zach's fault actually why because of the dick no because soap no oh because zach or you post on your instagram and ask zach what chris would think of the episode and zach was like he won't be happy and chris was at work oh shit and couldn't want to watch the episode for like 24 hours my dog up hold on okay anyway i'll keep telling the story so we couldn't he couldn't watch the episode for 24 hours so he texts me and he's like what did you do and i was like oh my god nothing and i didn't even know what i did surprise i had no clue yeah i was like i did nothing and he was like well zach says i should be worried and and then i have my two friends duane and joe

who listen to every podcast and watch every lady gang i love them and we're on a group text and they wrote the toque really and then they wrote wow we learned something new about you every week chris and i was like oh my god what happened because the truth is is that i do get way too drunk and i don't even remember half the things i know when i watched the show and we were like talking about the silly dilly soap for the penis and you're like merry christmas no that's what i thought you were talking about which is so funny by the way i just think it's so funny that for somebody that's so private is chris and for somebody that said he did not want to be a part of the show you're really revealing so many things about him and out of all of the things like we

filmed for like five hours for that podcast and most of the shit that we say doesn't make it into the show but somehow every comment about chris makes sense but here's the thing a lot of my friends after the first episode they were like i love the show i love the show and they were like But I do – I really am interested in, like, personal lives, like, what's happening in your personal lives. So I think that, like, Kelty's whole shtick in the beginning, like, I want to be famous. I'm so thirsty to be famous. Like, it's great and everybody knows, but we also want to know, like, what else happens in your life. Yeah.

So it is great. You are more than thirst, Kelty. Well, so I do want to clear the air about the toque story. The beanie. We're in the United States. The beanie. As I told it on the podcast, I gave Chris the choice of any of my outfits, and he put a beanie on me, and that was it. I had shortened that story for the Lady Gang TV.

And then they shortened it even more. Because I couldn't tell the entire story, which is – and I just want to be clear because Chris was like, that's not how it went down. And I was like, my recollection is this is how it went down. so what had happened was I was like I'll dress up in anything and I had all these outfits and he was picking them out and he was sort of like trying things on to be like do I want this do I want this no this is like when we were living on Franklin like we were first started dating we're living together we weren't even engaged yet and he was trying on the different things and then put the hat on me and was like oh no no no like as a joke there was no sexual intercourse with the

toque beanie on there was no like me doing a sexual j-lo dance with a beanie like he tried it on me and then was like you got a face for radio girl because you know like yes only jennifer lopez looks beautiful in a beanie well you actually look good in a beanie i was gonna say i did date a guy who said that the thing that really knocked it over for him was when i showed up for a date in a beanie that like that it sealed the deal for him really yeah probably because it means you have like i'm cool an actual good face that the hair because you know we usually hide behind our hair a lot of the time no i don't know like if you shaved your head maybe you'd still be cute oh i would not definitely not i think so you'd be like a joey king i think you would actually be really

beautiful no she looks amazing so how do you while you're she's 12 yeah but like her face just looks so good with the incredible yeah incredible looks so good um anyway poor chris the toque story didn't It didn't happen exactly that way. It didn't happen that way at all, actually. No, it did. It's like a completely different story. There was a sexual time in my life when Chris tried to toque. But he said...

It didn't do it for him. In your story on the show, you said that he was into it. But in reality, he was like, ew. No, he's into beanie hats. Yeah, some guys do think it's cute when girls are in beanies. It's like that Backstreet Boys video where... I remember they were skiing. And then the cute little ski bunny girls were their love interest.

I did not watch Backstreet Boys video. I'll never make you cry here's my question about music videos sorry to segue I will never understand them I can't believe they're still making them I only want to listen to music like in my car or while I'm cleaning my house

I don't want to have to perch up in front of my laptop to like watch my favorite song you never ran home after school to watch the Backstreet Boys videos to get a look at Brian no I think music videos had their time in like the early 2000s yeah like during TRL But now, isn't it weird?

I didn't know that people still made music videos until this Ariana Grande one. I was like, people spend money on this shit? Should we make a Lady Gang music video? I know. People don't make good music video. You know what we should do? This is what we're doing. Oh, no.

Not more work. We're making a music video to promote our spring box. Okay. Okay. Because, listen, guys. Wait, we need an original song. If you didn't notice, we really slacked off on the marketing of our Christmas lady box. We really just didn't have time.

We were very busy. We spent our time putting together the great items I did a live stream last night I saw it, it was great I shaved my face and then a girl this morning Sent me a DM of her face And it was like a huge glob Because I shave my face all the time

If you've never shaved your face before Can you imagine how frightening that is? Well, because number one, it's not just hair It's like all of your dead skin is making up a shit ton of that I used it this morning and I'm not kidding you I was like, God, my skin looks so much better Why didn't, like, I always forget to keep up on the shaving of my face. And it really is amazing.

And that Flawless thing gets every hair. I did behind my ears. Oh. I did, like, lower here. That was hairy. Uh-huh. Like, below the lobe. You forget about your chin.

My chin is really hairy. On the way home from New York, I was in the bathroom at one of the airports, and I had, like, a mustache, you guys. No one told me. I didn't notice. When was the last time you shaved your face? It was too long ago. Oh.

but it was like it was aggressive i know i do all the time but i take all the hair vitamins so it's like it's growing so fast how did you feel about the episode are you worried that dorit is gonna be mad about you calling out her jared lito no because this is what always happens to me anytime i make fun of somebody for pronouncing something wrong i go and pronounce something wrong immediately after and right when i did that jen was like saving it and putting it in there and i'm like you i'm so good such a bitch what did you mispronounce biopic biopic i still don't know how to pronounce it which one is it but you know what's crazy is i always when i read it like on the guide i always think biopic it's a biopic see it doesn't seem like it should be pronounced by

biopic biopic it's like a biography picture you know biopic wait wait is it bio it's biopic it's not biopic it's biopic sam gets so confused this is so aggressive it's a biopic anyways you say biography biography so you think it'd be biopic i read a really good quote i was just trying to pull it up but i couldn't that said i like it when people mispronounce words that means they learn them by reading wow because reading is great and i think that's why i actually pronounce well there's there's many reasons i pronounce things wrong first of all in canada there's the hidden u my spelling is atrocious in canada like flavor is f-l-a-v-o-u-r and color c-o-l-o-u-r british way of spelling it well we're a commonwealth my australian friends do that too

so it's very confusing when you move to the states and all of a sudden color is a short word can we start pronouncing it color color and flavor can we talk about megan markle's twins she's not having twins she is how'd you hear that i just knew i know it and how do you know it there's no i googled it and i was like there's no i know it on the twin inside source you're such an ass you're like of course she's having twins i thought you like read it somewhere and i just don't care no no i googled it because i was like oh who broke the storm she did ivf there's no way they had time to do it yes they did she was probably like already forever it's probably why her dress She didn't fit poorly because she was probably doing all the hormones and your body goes crazy.

And she was probably in the beginning phases of IVF. You don't think she froze her eggs a while ago? Even if she did freeze her eggs, you still implant them. So you can implant two of them. That's the whole thing. Do you think she did like a boy and a girl so she could be extra perfect? Yeah. I think she's trying to one-up Kate.

Well, definitely. You can test the gender? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. You guys know that's what happened. Just mark my words. okay Becca's saying there's twins we'll see in 2019 when she do she do now no she wore black she wore black nail polish this week it was like so scandalous royals are not allowed to wear black

nail polish I just think do you wonder if she's sitting there being like god I tried my whole career to get this much attention and now I hate it no as an actor and all it took was stooping a royal and now I'm never gonna leave the public eye well she did life dude she did walk away from acting like fever fever fully is that even a word no like fever she had to she was like after she started dating yeah she had to

bye she had to she didn't even fight it though even do one last movie did she just quit suits and then just left yeah she just left but she didn't seem that upset no she was like a fourth person but when they did the interview with the BBC she was

like I'm okay to give it up and I was like of course you are because you only wanted the fame to do this yeah exactly do you think if they break up she'll go back to acting she'll be a socialite she'll be an influencer an influencer do you think she'll rejoin instagram no probably no you don't think she would if they got divorced i bet she would she'd be like tummy teeth she would have if they hadn't had children i bet i bet you she would i don't know become like a mommy influencer oh god i'm dying right now and get paid like a million dollars for a post she's gonna be set for life no matter if they break up or not Oh yeah for sure

She'll write a book She'll write a book Yeah I'm reading the Michelle Obama book right now It's so good Is it? Becoming Your face

She's so wonderful Okay Is there anything you want to say about this episode? Clear the slate No I think it was great About the mensch on the bench Oh my god wait

I have the Okay but I forgot to tell you this Oh god So last night We had to watch the show late Because my husband missed it So Chris We're watching the show again

And he laughing so hard At your mensch on the bench So good laughing so hard he's like oh my god this is so crazy and then he looks at me and he's like i don't know what you're doing with this show it's literally like tv diarrhea like you're just throwing shit at me the whole time that's exactly it's half an hour of you just he's like why don't you just like take your time a little bit he's like mensch on the bench now we're gone now you got a thing on your neck now we're drunk now but the thing is it's like it's so short that it has

to be like we don't have time to get into a conversation at all they just have to like through all the random TV show diarrhea and I was like I love you I do have to say that there was a conversation that we had with Dorit saying that she was like cupid and could set anybody up so I asked her to set me up with one of her friends and she was so down to do it and then by the end of the show she was like never mind well because you said you wanted to Kurt Russell to get to his son I didn't realize that really sent her over the edge how the game worked I just saw Kurt Russell and I'm like, I love Wyatt Russell. Which, who even knows who Wyatt Russell is?

I do, 22 Jump Street. You don't know who anyone is. Except for obscure people. Obscure hot men. I'm like, who's Angelina Jolie? And you're like, I don't know. I'm not sure. Who's Wyatt Russell?

Oh, well, he's 5'10". No, he's like 6'2". 22 Jump Street. Yeah, the 21 Jump Street remake. Yeah, but who was he? He was Channing Tatum's new best friend that took over Jonah Hill's role. It's so good.

The movie's amazing. Okay. I mean, not amazing like Oscar worthy, but it's like really funny interesting well on that note everyone our quickie's over so um you can still get your lady boxes at theladygang.com go shave your face and we are combo of the illuminating oh it's so good with the skin food is amazing is amazing everybody needs to try this it's changed my life you're welcome becca i'm glad i could change your life in one way for helping me you're welcome the other thing i would tell you is that it is kind of weird that we have

a mid-season finale, but it's because we are having mental breakdowns, so we need a little break, and then we'll be back in March with more TV shows. That's not why, you guys. It's literally not why at all. It's just the way that programming works on TV. They don't care how tired we are. Whatever. I feel like, oh my god, these celebs need a break.

Also, people work so much harder on TV than we do. I know. We have the easiest jobs on TV. Way harder. That's true. What if you have to go and take Kathie Lee's job? She'd do it. You're going to be so tired. Chris asked me, he's like, if they give you $5 million, dollars would you quit everything and i was like yes i would cool i'm not taking her job though you can't drink at work you get too drunk i'm there's no way i would ever i don't think they're

really honestly but you and hoda would make a pretty good team thank you like i think it'd be pretty good i think so too nice friend no they're not they're gonna pick i heard it's gonna be jenna bush oh jenna bush yeah i like jenna yeah so anyway okay bye bye no we're not here for a good time i don't know what's happening we're not here for a good time oh there's a bird in the door that escalated quickly thanks for joining us on lady gang quickie check out new episodes of lady gang every tuesday and more quickies every thursday on podcastone.com the podcast one app and apple podcasts