LadyGang - LG QUICKIE: Get Ready With Us

Episode Date: May 11, 2023

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It's time for a quickie podcast one presents the lady gang the hollywood girl posse with lady gang quickie here's kelty knight becca tobin and jack vanik let's make this quick hello hello hello welcome to lady gang quickie i am becca here with jack and kelty and what you're hearing is click clack click clacking some makeup compacts because we're doing a get ready with me but not really what are we doing this is a get ready with me oh it's like those annoying instagram videos of people putting on makeup and telling you a story yeah it's not like which they do incredibly well for me yeah they do well for everybody and i i also hate i just did one last night um i just hate putting makeup on alex earl hey guys get ready for me

with a day another day at you miami and i'm she tells the same story every day and it works i know tell us okay okay so we're insane we are going right now to be keynote no speakers next to Michelle Obama at the LA Times books this isn't Kelty's head that's a reach we're being interviewed by on a panel yeah at the book festival which is a big deal yeah and so in the instance of time I was like we'll do our makeup while we podcast because everyone's always asking about the makeup and then we can get makeup done while we're podcasting and this will be fun so okay first let's let's take this back you guys have already started you're too far we already have concealer on we need to tell the product okay yeah but for people who are listening and not watching we also

need to have a conversation that's podcast no for sure no yeah but once you once you start with a new product just be like and i'm using cosas concealer okay so i'm using cosas i found that this concealer well first of all my tinted moisturizer is say it's a great one i actually did a reel on my instagram oh and you're using a say concealer using a say concealer um clean beauty we love it this is called the slip tint and it's a good like no makeup makeup but you still it's not like a tinted moisturizer where you still feel like in pictures you're not wearing a stitch of makeup yeah this still gives you the appearance of wearing makeup but not having like a cakey face jack i'm using the say concealer which is fungal safe all of my makeup is fungal

safe today do you want to explain if someone doesn't follow you on instagram yeah so i've been getting a mysterious rash on my face that was caused by doxycycline antibiotic last summer and i have found out by process of elimination that it's like a fungal rash on my face that doesn't go away so now i have to use all fungal safe shit and it is so hard to find fungal safe stuff you should start a website fungi fungi with jack fun gee yeah so that's what i'm using but i have been using it before i even started this new journey of mine because i really like the concealer the kosis concealer is great too i'm using the super goop glow screen because it's 2017 um and it has spf 40 but also a little bit of shine it's very shiny and that's what i like

about it because when you're an old person and you must have shine in your makeup like everything needs to be creamy i want you to do it in in places so like there's this kosis much yeah so There's this Kosas product that is the Glow IV, and I made the mistake of mixing it in and putting it all over my face, and I sort of looked like this. That's what she just did. Yeah, that's what I do. No, this is what you do. You put on your regular moisturizer or tinted moisturizer, then you take the special shiny

stuff and apply it only to the places where you like to have a little more shine. I like to have shine everywhere. Once you start having shine by your nose is when you look old. Yeah. Do you, girl? but here's the thing as you'll notice if you're watching this on video or podcast i'm not even using a mirror and that's because i'm a former show girl bitch you know i could do this face drunk yeah at 2 a.m at the box in new york city like i don't need i know exactly where these

products need to be on this face i know preach it 100 like i can get ready on a plane i can get ready you know whatever but what's what's interesting is that i felt like i used to be really good at makeup in my 20s which is probably why all the pictures look so terrible but i did like a black smoky eye in my 20s where i really like sold the show uh-huh and now then i got my makeup professionally done and now i'm bad at makeup again i suck at makeup me too i'm just like really suck no you're good at makeup you're so good at makeup no i don't feel great about my eyes when i do my eyes it's tough and i never put enough makeup on my face like i go wait what are you doing right now i'm contouring my nose so i have charlotte till is no two-faced this is from

afton's recommendation two-faced chocolate soleil it's like the best bronzer matte bronzer i have a little brush it's a little fluffy brush i think it's meant for the crease of your eye but you go from the end of your eyebrow down the side of your nose and then you get a little bit on the tip of the nose and then it gives a little bit of a narrow narrower appearance i have a question for you about life? What do you have? Are you okay?

Did you microblade your eyebrows? Yes, but like not a lot is left from it. It was about six years ago. The vote out is do not microblade, right? No, if you don't have eyebrows. I think don't overly. I just got

my ends taken off. Like removed. I mean they're still there because it takes sessions but i went i'm removing them because they go down and i'm like just lifting them a little bit oh wait of the microblading yeah so you're laser hair removaling your mic no it's a tattoo removal well they basically go in with like a tattoo gun on each stroke and they like make the wound and then they put saline in it and then it lifts the the color out guys i've never met anyone doing more beauty appointments than jack fanny no never you know

never when she's like i can't wait until she's a mom and she can barely brush her teeth it is gonna be like my final like guys it's just it takes a village to look somewhat no what's crazy is that without it you look exactly the same yeah i would have never known and also the thing is like i have spent five years trying to get to laser away to laser off this tragic tramp stamp and you're like i need three brush strokes on each eyebrow to be removed i know i'll be there tuesday at 4 p.m i'm not able to podcast on tuesday i've got to get my uh my three breast strokes taken off strokes much honestly i want you to live it up jack yeah you know what i want you to keep doing all that you all that you want to do because it's going to be over soon yeah once

you're married you're going to be so boring like us it's mostly the kid part i hope he has eight jobs and i have a kid so basically we're spending as much time not being able to take care of our beauty i know i've got all the time in the world that's what i'm telling you soak it in oh yeah and i feel some of this beauty could be used i also i did actually get my eyebrows laminated again after the bad lamination from tour when my eyebrow fell off that was a weird time we're on the tour bus and becca's like yeah what is going on with your eyebrow they singed it off i went back to the same woman though because i like to go back to someone who's already fried you up in some way you do because i know it's a weird choice but i was like hey you left this on too long and

fried off my eyebrow so you need to watch me like a hack yeah and then they feel bad and then they make sure not to fuck up again whoa she went she went into that okay i'm gonna tell you guys about a hot um kellyanne tip the got to be glued spiking gel oh it's a good one styling spiking gel it's Hold for when your Pete Wentz emo hair, you want your bang to bang. And I put it on the little spoolie and I brush my eyebrows up. This is going to be an incredible transformation. You're laminating. We are laminating.

We are living. I'm using the Anastasia brow pen. It's the best like marker brow thing. Except for there is one by NYX that's like six bucks. It's also good. How often are you guys tweezing your significant others? eyebrows never jared doesn't really have many eyebrows never zach doesn't really have eyebrows this is why you have time to go get your eyebrow three hairs lasered off jared does want to go

back and get his back waxed at european wax center because that was a you liked that everyone loves the way you feel after a wax i don't care who you are oh yeah a fresh wax makes you feel like you can take on the world i agree 100 i spent so much time on chris's eyebrows it's unbelievable unbelievable how this man can grow an eyebrow that's coming out. Like, I mean, I don't remember what his pubes look like, but if I ever have sex with him, I'll check it out. But, um, but like how, like on a, on a Sunday I'm plucking an eyebrow and then on the next weekend I'm sitting watching, you know, binging something on Netflix. And all of a sudden I see this squirrely whirly, she's thick it's like she was planted in the goddamn amazon rainforest the way this

eyebrow is grow it's dark it's like who the like what is going on man hair it's so annoying and i'm like let me put 19 potions on my head so that it grows hair like it's not sure let me see your got to be eyebrow i want to try mine today wow that's good right i always see her using it and i wonder if it's too aggressive but i have the lamination too so i don't know you want to have yeah i want to try here you want to use my brush yep okay thank you that's what friends are for um you guys but did you watch beef on netflix yes beef was a great show good not what i expected it to be at all um yeah in the best way possible um really climaxed and everyone in it is so good so good is that guy is the husband's so husband is so hot what is that hot he's just so hot is

Is it because he's wearing, like... No. He's also... They dress him in a sexy way, too. The dressing of, like... And his character is, like, likable. Uh-huh. He's the only likable character on that show.

True. But he's, like... Oh, no, I put dark brown. Is it because he's wearing, like... Does anyone need extra illumination? Jack, would you like any illumination? No, I don't. Jack, Kelty, I'm going to just...

I'm good on the movie. ...not offer you this, because you're pretty luminous. Yeah, yeah, I'm okay. Yeah, I could not get any of this. But I have a question for you. Is it, like, because he was wearing the clothes I wish my husband would wear? there's a combo his face is beautiful he looks super tall from i don't know where's this man from i don't know he looks so tall and he's like his character is likable and he's he's a good dad

is he rich i mean no his dad didn't leave him anything but the chair well yeah but he yeah it's prestigious yeah i guess um would you rather marry into a family that is like like succession filthy and rich but so dirty and so corrupt or a family like in beef where he's like a respected sculptor artist but there's actually no monetary money there i want the money i want i want to margin yeah because his family wasn't even his mom was all up the succession yeah no i mean hit no beef oh and beef oh his mom yeah but no i'm talking a good family no i mean not that exact situation i'm thinking like i'm giving examples but like a wonderful family i gotta pluck this nose hair oh i have one nose hair oh hurts to bet you don't get to do the wax thing

uh-uh no chance i will do it tonight we will i have the kit it's so good you get it stuck in your nose though no oh i thought you did well i had a yeah no i'm not okay the truth comes out no no it's totally fun it's super it's totally good it's totally legit there is nothing more sensitive than a nose nothing no that i will pull out of zach's nose jared does the um what is it like the razor jared's like stop talking about his nose hair grows past his nostrils so he has to i know me too i think that does i think it's normal i don't think it ever stops growing i don't really have much i'm using now this uh tart clay play to go kit oh for what i'm not sure i'm gonna put it on my cheeks it's brown oh no i want to put my lashes on never mind oh i'm using lash paradise

by l'oreal it is the best mascara of all time and my humble oh i haven't tried that one yet i think they're gonna sponsor us soon maybe really oh that's what i heard oh my god i just got it in my eye but it's the only mask you know what i really wish i wish i had the type of eye for a cat eye me too i think one of you does nope no not me mine gets hidden in the hood i've tried all the looks as you can imagine and i would say none of them look good except your bangs the bangs are okay they're not like crushing they're fine hello lady gang this lady gang podcast sponsored by neutrophil i just posted about neutrophil on my instagram and i still am getting dms being like does this really work or is this just an

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the lady gang it's interesting like i saw rate you remember she's all that the movie oh yeah okay do you remember rachel what's her name uh rachel the lead from that yeah rachel rachel lee cook okay do you remember yeah rachel lee cook so i saw a picture of her and i was like holy fuck like rachel lee cook is she aged so beautifully yeah oh really she's stunning she looks so good she has that like young face though like well it's the young face and the big eyes like that's becca is gonna age no i was gonna say it's very like becca's face once i get my facelift and all my cosmetic procedures it's coming to be beautiful well that's not what i meant i meant like she's gonna age beautifully because she has big eyes yeah you have i don't

think that's the thing yeah i think what makes you age beautifully is inner peace i have tiny eyes i'm so i'm so these little buttholes are just gonna clench up and get even tighter than they are now i love when you talk about your butthole eyes especially saying they're gonna and clench it's the best icebreaker at work when i started at e because like you know listen a lot of people wanted those jobs in-house yeah and didn't get them and they bring this bitch in and i sat down in the makeup room and it's like all these makeup people have been doing the same people they didn't want me there they were like why they make her should i pick to you and then i sat down and i was like they're like what do you want i was like listen you just got to make

these butthole eyes look big on tv and they're like excuse me and i was like i have buttholes for eyes and they were like oh you're cool okay cool you can self-deprecation it goes a long way it really does a long way back to bill hater oh wow the movie of the rom-com called train wreck with him and amy shimmer love it he plays a doctor jack oh and he's like sexual like sexual best boyfriend doctor vibe ever it's kind of like if jerry were a doctor yes oh gosh it's the same vibe where it's like he's nerdy and he's so committed to you and he's such a whoa he's such a good guy he's such a good guy but then like i don't know it's just really good ow ow ow okay so hard i'm letting i've actually gone back to my curling eyelashes era oh for a while i didn't um

but i also do just the one curl at the base not all the way up like some people do the three where they're like the base the middle do you know i'm talking about yeah then they curl into your eye yeah yeah you're not doing a full curl i'm doing my lashes right now with a lashify kit i know you've been hit this up on instagram before so you put the lash stuff on and then you put the lash underneath your eye there's just no world i could do that myself you absolutely can't even put in the problem is right now and i'm gonna keep it going is that i have like just bits and bobbles here i have bits and ends and so i don't have like that palette is my nightmare i don't look at her palette no like her like eyelash collection what's going on in there i have bits

and bobbles and so i don't have like enough of all one type so i'm going for like a cornucopia of lash today which is gonna look really uneven and janky but i'm going for it because tomorrow's my day off i'm gonna take these off as soon as we're done today never had a lash on this ilia mascara is also great i love ilia um i feel like this palette is also wonderful it is beauty counter oh wait didn't they get sued i don't think so oh or what i don't know awesome oh maybe just the most awesome brand what is the number one beauty brands oh that's what should i paint on freckles today that i am oh you are yeah i always do because it hides all of the up like pimples and marks it just makes it look like you have freckles do that yeah i don't know

these bits and bobbles are not in good shape i can't even believe you're putting a lash on for this i know kelty we didn't even oh wait we did say what we're doing yeah um no i'm really excited no people might take my picture wait kelty is there anybody there that you want to meet isn't this like an exciting thing for you well no i'm not letting myself be excited like yes of course there's people i want to meet but we're working today and so i'm not allowing myself to fangirl and instead i got vip tickets to rupaul's drag con oh when is it it's um in may so you get to go with you to that um no one so far i have two tickets i have an availability for a friend i have um but chris watches with me sometimes i probably go alone to be honest i don't really

want to be i'm in my bitch era so i don't want to be held down by anyone else's energies and if you're not a sasha colby fan then i don't want to be there with you okay sasha colby just won drag race she's a trans woman and she's been a drag legend for a zillion years and never thought to go on drag race because she was already so successful and then she went and she just smacked down royale the crown all these basic bitches thinking they did drag and sasha colby It was like, this is f***ing drag. And it was an amazing season. And I was really excited because I was like, oh, this is perfect timing because drag race is not.

So my time slot for Superfan is Fridays at 8 p.m., which is actually RuPaul's Drag Race time on MTV. I know you don't know this, but MTV puts RuPaul's Drag Race on at 8 p.m. This is inside baseball. No, but there's a story here. i was excited because i was like oh the rupaul season is over i won't have to compete with the best show on television right paul's drag race but then they just announced they're doing an all-star season so i will have to compete with the best show on television and it's gonna be hard on your time slot am i gonna watch my show or am i gonna watch rupaul's drag race and it's

a tough decision well you've already seen your show you lived it yeah and i watched it like 500 500 times editing it do you think i'm done i think you look great you could have you could add a little blush oh yeah i didn't do my face yet um does anyone have a loose powder i do for you is it filled with fungi no jack who's gonna do your makeup for your wedding often oh that'll be nice and anna's doing my hair she is oh you do have little freckles well i have to blend them but yes how did you learn how to do that you just i put them on your face she did her finger yeah i put it on my finger and then i dab my um hands so they're not too crazy and then you just dab do like this with a i have mine's this is a little pen oh what i made a mistake i put a contour on

but it was kind of dry and cocky wait this is such a bad branding for this freckle pen it has no name on it but is it called a freckle pen yeah but it has a like a little ball at the top like a regular pen because you know a lot of the freckle things they're like can i have a brush i don't know what no oh well they are this is a little pen that's kind of cool i don't know i You can't promote it. It doesn't have a brand on it. You can't promote it. Are you going to do freckles, Becca?

No. Usually when one of us says we're doing something, that's when you lay off. Oh, yeah. Am I going to do freckles? No, that's what I'm saying. I'm the freckle person today. She claimed freckles first. Do you think if I did freckles, it would take away from my double-chinned old lady vagina

neck? That's what I'm saying. It takes away. Oh, thanks. Do you know what I am going to use later today before we leave for our event? My sauna? Oh, I wish. um i i flew this morning obvious and i just feel gross and i wish i could shower but we have no

time yeah um the loomy wipes that yeah one of our sponsors really good they have a great like wipe i'm wearing their deodorant you can do pits slits and what's it called tits it's slits and tits armpits slits of the front and the back slit is a really weird word for that i lost the top of my eyebrow you know what i feel like right now because we're doing activity while we podcast do you remember that snl skit that was like yes his balls are hairy what was it they were crafters or whatever or they're cookers and they wore sweaters it's sweater weather sweaty balls sweaty balls and they're like yeah his balls are sweaty do you remember that yeah okay yeah all right final thoughts i'm gonna tell you guys a hot tip i'm glad you stuck around this has been a weird one

um we may not air it i um i want to tell you something very important i was recently on tiktok and this woman who's a big makeup artist was like i am gonna find exactly what the 90s lipstick is and she did she found linza linja evangelista gave her linja evangelista gave her a lip pencil from france that has been discontinued i haven't been able to get in like 10 years i'm like does it have fungi but anyway yeah so she did a comparison of all the lip pencils on the market and this lip pencil that every supermodel used in the 90s is that it no because it does not on the market i just told you and this isn't even the one i want to use this is the one i want to use makeup by mariah this is the closest one to it it's called smoky pink from makeup by mario

just just watch this go on can i use that after you yeah i feel like all this tiktok stuff no no no listen listen when i finish this lip you mitch this nars lipstick was available in the 90s because it's one of those old brands it's called belle du jour when i tell you i'm going to show you this lip when i tell you i'm linda evangelista when i put this lip on you're gonna die her now or then oh okay try it i i feel i felt too much pressure i'm gonna fix it in the car it was too fast look at this lip is that the most beautiful lip you've ever seen in your life i'm sort of not into a lip that look at that it looks like a darker color too fleshy to me yeah i need like a i need like a well give me my foot i know that yeah you know i'm kind of yeah

oh i know i'm sort of more into lip colors that look like they could actually be lip color that's what i'm into that is weird this one's good for that what it looks good it's brown it's no it's like so good you look beautiful i will tell you that you do look beautiful i'm just saying preference wise like what jack's putting on her lip is good because it's an elevated it's like a little bit darker of a lip darker of a lip i went to sephora when i was in canada and i was sad and i went to sephora and bought like 85 things for lips yeah i should do a whole rundown of it but i will say nothing worked no rare beauty selena gomez has a wonderful lip oil it's a lip oil that's more like a tint because it stays forever wait i saw this it is so good

i need that it is so good and merit merits great too it's a similar color it's like this like elevated nude but um selena did it right with with her rare beauty okay now we're gonna say something we're gonna open our mirrors okay we're gonna say something nice to ourselves about ourselves hi kelty it's me kelty are you there margaret even though you have here's me i'm kelty wait what is going on even though you have buttholes for eyes and an old lady chicken neck you still have really beautiful skin on your face only and i really love you and i'm so glad that you're here on this wonderful day with the lady gang to be friendship and working wow um take it seriously no yes well i'll thank my skin for not having a rash today that's

my serious and i really like my fake freckles the fake freckles are cute yeah go dare you please with what she did not at all i can tell can you be serious tell yourself something you like about your inner beauty my interview i i like who i am as a person i think that's pretty good okay you can't talk about your inner beauty i know because you have none yeah there's nothing to talk about you are the what you are right now is a representation of who you are and who you've always been on first glance you are a beauty queen but get closer and you smell like body odor and a tin can flying through the air and

Callie can sense that I have a sweet soul just tortured a little bit true emotional support animal on that note we'll see you later thanks for listening the lady gang is produced by Alex Ingber Steve

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