LadyGang - LG QUICKIE: GET to know the GANG, GANG!

Episode Date: June 13, 2024

If you are new to the LADYGANG, start here! If you are an OG, then enjoy getting to know us better. From the conspiracy theories we believe in (DID WE LAND ON THE MOON?) to the embarrassing things we do when no one is home, and if we switched lives with each other for one day, what would we do?  Check out our great sponsors!! StoryWorth: Need a gift for dad? Save $10 on your first purchase at StoryWorth.com/lady  Huggies: Get your baby’s butt into Huggies’ best fitting diaper! Huggies Little Movers. We got you, baby. Visit Apartments.com - THE place to find a place! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's time for a quickie. Podcast one presents the Lady Gang, the Hollywood girl posse with Lady Gang Quickie. Here's Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Let's make this quick. Hello, hello, hello. Welcome to Lady Gang Quickie. I am Becca here with Jack and Kelty. Good day to you.

Good day to you, Lady Gang. Good day, mates. You know, this episode is called Get to Know the Gang Gang. and the reason that i was inspired to create this episode for all of our listeners is because we have new we have new listeners coming in all the time and they're like i don't know where to start and then i was talking or it was in the facebook group some of the girls were like um i hate listening to a podcast when like i already i don't know all the lingo like it feels hard to come in to the podcast and i was like no you know what get to know the gang

gang. I think two years ago we did a, like, we explained who we were and things like that. So, but this is like very strange questions. Are you ready? Yeah. Okay. Number one, gang gang. Do you believe in conspiracy theories? I mean, yes, that's my entire life. And what is the conspiracy theory that you will die on a hill for? I mean, all of them, any conspiracy theory, when you actually like look into it, they're always based on a nugget of truth and they, they eventually come to light at some point the conspiracy theory that i am currently into is that the moon landing wasn't real that is one that i am pretty i don't know if i i'm gonna die on the hill of the moon landing not being real but the moon landing video is absolutely not real and i will die on that hill

yeah wait what do you agree i think they recreated it they absolutely recreated it they had to also we've lost the technology to go back to the moon they literally have said like nasa has said that we've lost the technology so we can't do it again we can only really do it the one time in the space race to get there before russia this reminds me of like when girls started using facetune before anyone knew facetune existed kind of like the kardashians allegedly and like they started doing all this insane stuff to their pictures and because we didn't know that this existed and we thought this was natural beauty and nasa just didn't think we'd get the technology to come back around and like point out how they were lying to us so now then facetune becomes it gets in the

hands of the public and then the kardashians have to be like okay we did kind of doctor photos they didn't expect us to pick up on the technology of doctoring photos wait has no one ever been back to the moon since the moon landing no wait what well i don't know if they've stepped on the moon but they've you're gonna say you're telling me we went one time and never went back well and here's the thing too like back when it was happened back on the moon landing they were like they had this communication that was like instant community it was like facetime it's like dude i don't know what to tell you okay and we can barely even get this going between us three right now wait so you're saying that they okay wait sorry sorry sorry i have i have more information please

will help us okay 12 american men have walked on the moon as part of the united states apollo program okay um so but the future apollo missions were canceled in 1970 the final crew mission to the moon was apollo 17 in 1972 we haven't gone back in 50 years well they cut they cut all of the funding for it they're like that's like there's nothing on the moon well it was i mean it was political you know like and it was also during a time where like the government could kind of say something and everybody just believed it you know like nobody was questioning any anything so now looking back on it you're like Apollo 17 happened in 1972 and that was the last time I believe okay and so your conspiracy is that they went you

believe they went to the moon they walked on it I don't know about that but you think they went on a green screen in Hollywood and made a walking video why haven't they gone since 1972 that's what there's no oil no no no they're also making i don't know who is making the movie but there is a movie like big blockbuster movie being made right now about how they faked the moon landing video and it's like they're just like throwing it at us at this point it became the last mission the main reason is money the cost of getting to the moon was astronomical biblical uh but um you know what i have a new reality show pitch lady gang goes to the moon we go around we see if we can get enough sponsors to sponsor us going to the moon and then we do

the training no that's best no and we go that's best i would go into like the like high earth orbit where you kind of like get a float and stuff but being stuck in a space suit like in the movie gravity and like slowly floating away is one of my biggest fears in life not that i think i'm ever gonna get there but like have you been on a hot air balloon no i went on hot air balloon and it was it's so quiet you know because when they're not ballooning the balloon up it's just silent and you're just in a basket and i was like i'm good i don't need to go to space this is as high as i want to go like in the silence of my own thoughts yeah it gets very silent i was gonna say my other conspiracy theory this is like on the other end of the spectrum but is that um i don't

even know if chucky cheeses are around anymore but there is a big conspiracy theory about how chucky cheese was reusing their pizza because every time you get a pepperoni pizza from chucky cheese like the pepperonis didn't line up right so they looked like they're using like old pieces from like pizzas that people didn't finish so like what do you mean it didn't they definitely were so like you know like if you cut a piece of pepperoni down the middle like on both slices it would be like this full circle what you mean but like the pep but they weren't lining up so there's this one youtuber guy that like did a deep dive into it and like they like went into a chuck e cheese and like brought a secret camera and stuff to like see what was going on well maybe

they prep all their pizza already cut so they can serve it as singles and then when someone wants a full pizza they put it together that's what i think is probably happening as someone who worked little caesar's pizza and when you wanted a slice slice and then someone wanted a full pizza you could just put 12 slice slices together and make a pizza yeah there you go my favorite conspiracy not my favorite it's so dark but the thing i truly believe is the jeffrey epstein stuff like that he absolutely was murdered in prison so that the you know he couldn't sing like a canary as the mob would say i don't think i mean anybody that believes he was actually killed or not actually killed that he took his own life in prison is sadly mistaken sadly mistaken and d lane where

is she right now she's i mean she's in prison but like she kind of just fell off the face of the earth but then i also have to say that p diddy is the new jeffrey epstein yes he is yes he is dark. It's wild. That's the wildest story. And the P Diddy thing. Oh my God. It's, it's, it's so, I have a whole theory. Did I tell you my theory? No. Okay. I have a whole theory because I know the inner workings of like the entertainment business. I'm like, how did this video get hidden and then find its way out? What I think happened is I said, what happened? What? They changed ownership of the hotel so it's very clear that whoever owned the hotel previously where the surveillance was taken was paid to not share it so then when they had new ownership then they're

like well we've got something and no one paid us to keep it a secret oh shit oh but i also feel like so my friend duane works in hotels and he says they only keep the video footage for like 48 hours and it just tapes over itself and so what i think happened here's my conspiracy theory is I think he went down his people went down after this whole thing got the tape why they kept it I don't know but got the tape paid it off and then put it in the vault at his house and then when the house was raided this past month they found someone found the tape and someone from the police was like well I don't have an NDA and they released it that's what I think but I don't think but that would be enough to see I don't think he would save the tape I think they would

destroy it it's not like a sex tape that he wants to go back and watch it it's a tape of him beating the shit out of his girlfriend you don't know how depraved people are maybe he did want to go back and watch it like it's but i don't know that is weird because usually surveillance tapes do get like someone so somebody had to save it yes and someone made a lot of money to hide it and then to hide it release it but no one got paid to release it because it went on cnn that's what's so interesting to me yeah so it went to cnn and they don't pay for video so if someone was trying to make money, they would have taken it to TMZ, but they didn't take it to TMZ, which is like the easiest, not that it's easy to sell a video, but like literally the site of like, do you have a

video? Call us like it's on their website. Like it's not hard to figure out getting a video to CNN is much more difficult. And I actually know the girl, the reporter who was on the team that found it or got it. And I asked her if she would tell me how she got it. And she said she couldn't obviously what's up Elizabeth Wegmeister to CNN. You're amazing. Yes. Let me tell the girl who works at e-news e-news all my sources and loves to yap her mouth um but anyway so they didn't pay for it so it means interesting it came from somewhere where someone just was trying to do the right thing which is very interesting which i love is that the right thing though to just like release it out i mean i i understand like i think it is but then also it's like now you're making

her relive all this trauma and be like thrown back into that it's like if anything they should have like given it to the police to be used as evidence but but they probably i think it was a someone in the police found it because they knew they would get fired for doing that so fast you think statute of limitations but also i don't know i'm not going to speak how cassie feels because i would never like make an assumption but what i will say that it did by putting the video out there to the public it made it so that it is not even a question right well just behavior yeah so nobody could go and shit talk her and be like it wasn't that bad or however they do with women who are abused right so they can't deny anything and it's right nobody believed her when she was

talking about it nobody believes people women when they say stuff so it's like she you know it's probably really hard for it to come out but then there's probably a bit of her that's like you could have just well in her statement with that she released instagram it was basically like hey so my point uh so happy you guys all believe me now but like we should just believe us when we say it. Yeah. Oh my God. It's crazy. Crazy. Okay. Sorry. And when we come back, more happy thoughts. Oh, wow. The lady gang. All right. We're back. If a fortune teller could tell you one thing about your future, what would you ask? Are my hemorrhoids going to return or do I need to get surgery. How have they been? Dormant, but you know, it's the slipper. It's a scary

world to live in. It's like, you don't know when they're coming. It's like a pimple, you know, you just don't know. Actually they could come, it could pop up at the most inopportune time or it could not come back for a long time. So that's not really what I would ask, but it's one question I have. That's an, that's an important question. Cause I need to know if I have to do this surgery, you know yeah what's interesting what i love about the lady gang is that on the facebook group if you haven't joined um it's on groups on facebook the um there was a girl this morning who i love our community because we will literally answer and we will go to task for any of our girls this girl drew the worst the worst possible drawing of her vulva asshole and vagina and she was like it was

like two, it was like Mario draw from like the nineties. Like it was like two things and then like a big asshole. And then she was like, I found a thing here. And she like drew it in yellow. She's like, what do you think it is? And I was like, this is the worst drawing of all time. But I did think of you, Becca. I was like, is this a hemorrhoid? I don't know, but opening up the conversation. I would also like to know when I'm out having a good time, I want someone to tell me, can I have that next cocktail or will it be the demise of my wellbeing the next day? I would like someone to tell me to what level I could get up and still feel okay. Oh, I love that. That is what fortune tellers are for. I would ask the fortune teller

where I'm going to live next. I'm really wondering, do I, am I going to be in California? where am I going to have my hut like where is it where's my hut so I can make a plan no it's too far too far Tahiti too far probably Florida why don't you do yeah I'm in love with Florida so get a Dustin hut yeah it's gonna be very expensive soon at this point expensive I hate to break it to you everything's expensive it has been for a long long time okay what are you asking the future jack well i mean just i mean to be very on brand of where i'm at in life i'd love to know if i ever buy a house ever how is your house going hunting i mean the same yeah nothing still just waiting for something to pop up maybe you should just build an addition onto

your parents house and then you guys can move in live in the backyard we'll live in a tiny home in the backyard i do have a friend who just recently took over her in-laws house and the part the deal was they had like a separate guest house that the parents then moved into and then they they moved into the main family house because they have you know kids and all the stuff and i don't know you're gonna be together non-stop do they not have a garage that you can just build a top on that is insane you guys no it's not it's not like Jared's listening to this and he's like, please, please, please. I love my in-laws. I don't want to live above their garage. You guys are together every day. Jared's out of town all the time. This

is not a bad idea. I need a little bit. I've been living in 800 square feet for 37 years of my life. I need a little bit more than that. Yeah. Wow. Okay. If you switched lives for a day with one member of the lady gang, what is the first thing you would do? I mean, I think that we're both going in Kelty's head. No, no, no. I don't want to work that hard. I just want to know what's happening up there. Do you get to take over their brain? Yeah. Your whole life switch lives. But do you have the awareness when you're in it, that you're in it? are you okay if you are are you yourself or are you yeah you're back you're back in kelty's life and you want to do something in my life what are you doing

nothing okay you don't do anything exciting but like i said i just want to it's so true well exciting to me well you would have wanted to go talk to gypsy rose jack that's true that's true. I would take that job. Yeah. But like I, I doesn't, you're the inner, none of your professional life, like interests me, like my heart, but I want to be in your head just to see what Kelty's mind, what goes on, like in a quiet moment, I'm like, what's happening up there. Yeah. That's what I'm interested in. Okay. Um, well I would go into Jack's life because I would love to go somewhere and to like eat a meal with friends and not think about anything else. Like, what is it like to be sitting around a table of people that you love and just like

enjoying the shit? Like, how do you enjoy it? Like, what do you do to enjoy it? Like you just listen. You just do like, what, like, what are you enjoying? Like just people talking or like Like the company and like relationships with people you love. I know it's a far-fetched thing for you to understand. Are they telling stories? Are you dreaming up your next dream? Are you like, what kind of stuff do you talk about? You know, in therapy, I just uncovered something interesting,

which might help you Kelty. So, you know, a lot of, I would say most humans would think that the thing that keeps you going and the things that you find meaningful in life are those like unconditional loving relationships and partnerships. And the people who have many, many people in their circle that they have that kind of unconditional love with, it's actually a reflection of them and the way that they feel about themselves, that they also feel unconditionally loving toward themselves. And that the people who don't have many of those relationships actually are just struggling with finding the unconditional love in for themselves in themselves

so what I think we've uncovered Kelty is that because you lack so many relationships it's actually because you lack the love for yourself I mean no I mean listen that's not true but it's not that I don't have relationships. It's that I don't like to be with the people that I have relationships with. God, like it's horrible. Does it not fill your tank? And when are the moments in life that you're like, wow, this is what life is about? When I'm like on a hike with Chris and we're just like talking about, oh my god we should go here this would be amazing look at the ocean oh look at this plant like the other days I call them um uh not little miracles and I like um uh like I saw all these

tiny little mushrooms growing and we stopped over and we looked at the mushrooms and then he was like don't kick it and I was like what the would you think I would kick this mushroom and then like so like that kind of stuff being outdoors being on adventures that makes me really really like happy and alive and I also I know what it's like to be around like people like a campfire at my parents lake house when you're just like having campfires looking at the coals like looking at the stars like yeah I'm not thinking about but I have to like I can't do it on a Tuesday like it's got I have to prepare my brain to relax ah okay all right I know it's a reflection and it's like, I'm a mirror. I just think if you, you could multiply those special magical

moments and feelings. If you really wanted to, I went on a date with Chris, we went out to a restaurant. I know, but you have to have more than Chris, you know, like you've got to have, I mean, I know you have us, but we're not real friends. Like I went over to work friends. I went over to christina's house and i played target checkout with carmella and then that's good and then i did we did tattoos cute and then i left but like i had that made me really happy christina was on the couch pixie and christy carmella were like hanging out and we were just like visiting and whatever and like that made me so happy you understand it and you feel the moments you just don't have any like drive to feel more correct yes all right your tank is smaller the tank is

a test tube literally but i love like i don't know i'm just you know what anyway okay so what do you guys are coming into my brain that's annoying um you know what my brain looks like i guess we got in there a little bit we did get in there yeah we did get in there that's what it looks like yep that's pretty much true she's showing her journal or her planner that's highlighted and underlined and annotated to the fucking ass. The pink things are the things that you guys are doing that I asked you to do, but I don't want to keep asking you. So I just highlight them in pink. So it's off my list, but it's still on the general list of our lives. Okay. That's how I organize that. Isn't that cool? Very nice. Okay. Um, okay. This is a great one. What is something

embarrassing you do when no one is home. Binge, eat terrible food, and also make a huge fucking mess everywhere. I will leave my clothes everywhere. I will leave my shoes. I will leave a towel. Everything's messy. Gross, gross, gross. Never put the dishes away. Old cereal bowl in the sink. No one sees it. And then I clean it all up before anyone comes over. Wow. that's good um i take out ingrown hairs in my bikini line and now i've i've started doing it when jared's home no like like where you're like really going down there and you're like which ones can i pop out right now yeah like in like a pimple popper kind of a way and you're just spread eagle when he gets home spread eagle yeah and he sees that yeah he loves it he loves

to watch you. This is just loves anytime I'm naked. So whatever I happen to be doing and he catches a glimpse, he's excited. When are you, what is happening with you that you're having so many ingrowns? I always have. You shave or you wax? I got laser hair removal and then I like shave the little extras, but I always get ingrown hairs and they've turned into like cysts and like gross shit. Have you not used the European wax center ingrown hair serum? It's fantastic. It's amazing i do it's it still happens there's something i just i don't know i'm maybe because you're picking it maybe you're going looking you're looking for trouble you do exfoliate your vagina no how well exfoliate when you when you do your like exfoliation of your full body every day

in the shower like with a with a loofah a loofah the reason that you have ingrowns is because there's old skin hair yeah you got to get that skin you got to get that pore open i got to do a little scrub do you think it's the amount of spray tans you get yes maybe no because these ones are hiding they're they're on the inside they're like in the in their lips no it's more so like in my butt like i don't know why i'm getting very you can reach there with a mirror in front of jared no I mean not all the time but like sometimes if there if something arises and I have to take care of it and he's around I'm not and I can't do anything in front of him that is embarrassing like I do the nastiest shit in front of him and he's just like I won't even shave my armpits in

front of Zach I still haven't farted in front of Chris oh my god I let him rip I let him rip too my favorite thing in the world though is like is genuinely disgusting Jared like because it's so few and far between where he's like genuine he's like shockingly disgusted by something i do and like it lasts for like two seconds and then he's like oh but i love her so much but it's like he like there's a few times that he's been like genuinely so grossed out but in grown hairs it's usually farting like when like a big one goes you guys when i had my hysterectomy and i was completely full of gas, I would go in the secret area of the house to do child's pose to fart out all my hysterectomy gas. Cause I just did not want Chris to hear the farts. Oh my God. Wow.

The romance is still on out, I guess. I guess. Damn. Okay. Um, okay. Wait, Becca, do you have an embarrassing thing you do when no one's home? I don't. I mean, I literally just like watch housewives, but it's not embarrassing. But if i'm home by myself i like to watch housewives and occasionally i'll go um in my magnifying mirror and uh clean blackheads off of my nose that's fun times or use like a needle nose um tweezer to really like get in there yeah but that's kind of it i don't one of the thrills of my life is when you get like a little white head in your lip line and you squeeze it and it comes out like a snake for like a hundred years have you had that do you guys watch or do you guys like pimple

popping videos like blackhead extractions no i love it i love it and they always the algorithm knows and they'll show them to me at night because they know it soothes me and i'm like it's time for bed now yeah well listen you didn't get to know the gang at all because i only got four questions because we had to talk about the moon um but come back we'll do it again we'll do more questions and if you have questions for us leave them on our socials at the lady gang um and we will we weren't here for a long time but we're here for a soothing pimple popping conspiracy time yes thanks for listening the lady gang is produced by alex ingber steve delameter and jared monaco make sure you subscribe rate and review our podcast and if you love it share it with your friends on social media

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