LadyGang - LG QUICKIE: Happy Birthday Elder Emo

Episode Date: May 12, 2022

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price and coverage match limited by state law. It's time for a quickie. Podcast One presents The Lady Gang, the Hollywood girl posse with Lady Gang Quickie. Here's Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Let's make this quick. Hello, hello, hello. Welcome to The Lady Gang Quickie. I am Becca here with Jack and Kelty.

happy birthday to you happy birthday to you jack every single year on lady gang i only give becca and kelty a birthday quickie because becca's birthday is right before my birthday that is when i remember that it's birthdays but luckily for you no not remember that people have birthdays besides us I hate these episodes. I hate talking about myself. I don't like them. Well, you're on a podcast and it's your birthday.

So I noticed in the Lady Anne calendar that you are going to be OOT out of town. What are you doing for your birthday? Um, I am going to Oregon wine country. What is that? Willamette, which I posted about a week or two ago and I was asking for recommendations and the only thing anybody said was that i was pronouncing it wrong so willamette valley um yeah and we're staying at this place called at the joy beth my favorite dog the three-legged french bulldog her mother works with the guy that owns this like a beautiful vineyard with like an

amazing house on it so we're staying there and then bopping around doing some wine tastings and then i found the one karaoke spot in the whole valley it's called lumpies and we will be going to do karaoke at lumpy's that's are you going with friends or just jared um with a group of friends and jared it'll it's just are your parents going yes they are no they're not the place has like six bedrooms and i had to fill them all up so may and bill are coming and they're raging okay and do you have outfits planned not yet no outfits i bought a pair of sparkly uh knee-high boots that i have to plan an outfit around but i wanted we're gonna go to montana but i'm sure you guys know flights everywhere are like insane right now so for

all of my east coast friends like trying to fly over it was like 1500 bucks for a coach ticket to montana um it's the gas right because i'm going to a wedding of i'm going to a wedding of someone that i know from work but like don't know like i probably wouldn't travel to your wedding but i said yes because i was like oh it's in new york like that'll be fun i'll go see my friends in new york not thinking this was a 2500 coach round trip ticket what oh yeah oh yeah well you know how we're going to new york in a couple weeks and the flights are like over a thousand dollars to just oh my god okay so anyway so you're like well montana's out yeah well we're supposed to go to bozeman and then there was like yeah montana yeah bozeman and there was uh i don't

know what bozeman is the city it's like montana is like that's where like justin timberlake lives and like joe mayer has a house where yeah is that where they tape yellowstone i don't know is it i love yellowstone i think they didn't shoot it there yeah we're supposed to go there because i've i've never been to mont well no i lost my virginity in montana but other than that i haven't been there since then i haven't been back to montana so i was trying to like you know get a better memory than that um but then that wasn't working out because of everybody's like travel plan so this is where we landed on i want to do like a cowgirl kind of like an outfit because of i wanted to do montana so it was like maybe we'll do a cowgirl wine tasting because i love a costume

and yeah that's the plan and then i get to see my favorite dog why is the dog there beth is coming oh beth's coming on the trip yeah well are you friends with beth's owner before beth or no just through Beth. We met through me being a fan of Beth on Instagram, but now you hang out. Yeah. She's amazing. I wish she like lived here. She's like awesome. So Beth is going, Beth is taking one of the six rooms. Beth is, she is the bell of the ball. Yeah. There's six rooms. So there's Mary, there's Jerry's room, there's May's room, there's Beth's room. And then, and then the friends get like all the chump change. Okay. And when it is your birthday, does Jerry do a gift for you does he hand make a gift in the style of jack vanik he has like he made i'm looking at it

right now he made this book that's it was all of my quotes and it said shit my girlfriend says and it's like a collection of all of my quotes over the years um he's done that and then sometimes he does sometimes he doesn't birthdays are kind of like whatever it's usually the trip i feel like that is the gift and then christmas is where we go all out great gifts yeah do you jack is someone who is every year it's a trip like it's it's every time we try to book something within the week of her birthday she's always like i can't do it then it's my birthday trip and i'm like this is touching into a category that we yes yes and it's it's a close cousin to the girl with the birthday month? Let me explain my reasoning. The reason why I want to do a trip is because I

actually hate my birthday. I hate the attention, which is why I hate this episode right now. I don't like the attention on me ever in life, really. So I originally started doing trips just to like leave town. So there's no like pressure for anybody to plan anything. Oh, avoidance. And that's what I've been doing for the past decade is avoidance. And I would usually just go with one friend my friend Kendra and I would do like a European thing or we went to Asia one year um and then it kind of turned into during COVID we went on like a huge trip with a huge group of my friends because it was the first time that anybody had done anything in like a year and a half so now everybody is like we're kind of using a trip using it as an excuse to like get

together but I don't do birthday things I don't give I just like it's an excuse for people to get together. And then that's basically it. Like I don't need a cake or like a party. You do need a theme though. So, but everybody else wants it. My friends love a theme. So it's not me imposing something on people. It's true. Your people like minded people. They like, they want to get up and wear an outfit. Yeah. They want to get up and wear an outfit. That's like the up and outfit party. I like this style for you. And then are you someone that needs like a birthday card from Jared? Like what's your expectation there you don't care about a card words of encouragement it's just activities no yeah i just like words of encouragement what's it called words of

affirmation words of affirmation not encouragement no i don't really expect much on my birthday to be honest like it really is just like if we can do an activity like um what's what's the other word quality time quality is what i want for my birthday and then that's basically it i don't need i don't really need anything yeah i'm just realizing now that you didn't go to stage coach i know what happened i opted out what on purpose who are you you guys i was too tired it finally hit me no i've been i've been doing too much i needed i needed a weekend for myself i can't believe it which i'm kind of pissed because i went to coachella and that's what really put me over the end edge and it wasn't worth it and then i saw everybody at stage coach and i'm like

do you think stagecoach is more fun than coachella way way more fun so why did you make that decision well she could do it all she flew too close to the sun i flew i flew too close to the sun well i was i did a lovesack thing at coachella so i had to go so i was working on quotes um but yeah then i couldn't and then i went to jared's show the next weekend and i got week party too hard it's too close to the sun could it be said that the way to have planned this would have been to not have birthday week trip and instead just gone to stagecoach where it's already had a country western girl i feel like you are double you're doing too much it's like you you could have gone to stagecoach and had birthday week with the cowboy hat and the

sparkle boots i know i i misplanned and then i could have just done like a spa day for my birthday but now i've committed i'm in committed i saw at stagecoach that axl rose came out with carrie underwood he did such a weird choice well i do feel like i feel bad for the headliners now because it's like you work your whole career to be a headliner and then you get to be a headliner it's not enough who are you bringing out harry styles shania twain lizzo who you bringing out carrie underwood acts like you got to find the most yeah you have to have somebody in person to bring out and if you don't bring out anyone oh yeah well it was so boring he just was himself were you there the year becca that i think it was florida georgia line brought out yodel boy

yodel boy yes you told me about that i don't think i was the guy from america's got talent or whatever no he was the yodel kid that was yeah yodeling in walmart and then he became this like little country superstar now he's i think that you know when everything changed in this world and it started going down to shit is when yodel boy happened like yodel boy opened the gates of hell and since then this world has gone downhill i stick to that like in what way you think it was i think yodel boy opened the gates of hell i truly do like for influencers this is a quote this is shit my girlfriend says yodel boy opened the gates of hell just with everything like life was okay before yodel boy and then what well it was harambe like harambe's death like

started the decline and then yodel boy the big gorilla that died oh my god do you not remember this no these are like pop culture phenomenons but what date did yodel boy really i think yodel boy was in 2018 oh i mean you do have a good mile marker there yeah you know ram march 2018 and exactly two years before COVID. So he was really just like stirring it up. Open the gates of hell. Wow. Okay.

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hurry into your local sleep number store today because we have your number the lady gang well i do want to say that um for your birthday i will be going on a group gift with becca oh okay because that's what we do here at lady gang we do group gifts yeah sometimes unless you go rogue into your own gift and make me look bad also i don't think that we did gifts this year you guys did it for my 40th well that's a special yeah you're just not having did you return your 40th birthday gift from us i know it feels like i tried to wear them when i was going to wear them with this little polka dot dress but i haven't gone anywhere that i could wear them i almost wore them on the show but i think we bought them like hoping that you would wear them you can

do them for press yeah no no i have this perfect little mini polka dot dress they're gonna look so good with actually i might take them to new york with me and just call the paparazzi myself just wear the boot it is are we gonna go to new york now that flights are eight million dollars yeah we're we still have to go we still have to go just straight out of does anyone want to go to a broadway show with me yes really depending on what yes i want to see everything i want to see terrible hello dolly i'll go to a broadway show okay i'll do it you can drink in them yeah perfect yeah great let's go see like let's go we're staying we're gonna stay at a hotel well i mean obviously i mean i know i have a friend i have no i can't even talk about this last time i talked

about having a friend with a coupon code i got canceled so i have a friend who because remember they were like you're too rich to use coupons and i was like i love coupons like i literally have my stack of coupons it's like right here by my desk so that like that's just part of your personality i can be like oh wayfair crate and barrel oh like it needs a router 10 20 off bed bath and beyond shut the up those are freaking dime a dozen done i know i'll take this with us to new york it's a free dollar off your latte at duncan donuts you do love hitting up duncan donut anyway i have a friend that works at the hyatt and so we can get like the friends and family rate which is nice coolio but i will make the announcement that lady gang is not we have not

surpassed the success of getting our own hotel rooms yet we will be sharing we'll be sharing we will be sharing yeah forever and ever amen unfortunately we will never have our own hotel rooms you'll have to deal with my uh toilet paper use toilet paper use ipad in the middle of night curb your enthusiasm i'm so excited to spend time with you guys i've missed you i know we need some quality time dibs on a on a bed not with jack yeah no becca you and me are snuggle bugs and jack and i have our own bed with her like a weird airport pillow on the moon on the plane this really works out for me yeah i can have my double pillow i can bring my whole pillow with me to stick my ear into exactly a whole pillow can't wait all right wait well jack i i do want to say

happy birthday to you i love you so much and you have done so many things this year um if it was for my 40th and then was super fan like to make me feel really important and so that's why it was really important for me to remember your birthday i'm just kidding alex reminded me and um but to celebrate your birthday this year so let's wish happy birthday to our favorite jack vanek there's no one like you on the planet you're so weird and so talented and so smart and only you would be like i'm not going to stage coach but instead i'm going to throw my own country music festival at wine country. That's right. That's right. I'll have Jared play. In Oregon. In Oregon. I didn't even know that they had wine in Oregon. So news to me. Well, enjoy your birthday trip. We won't

bother you. You've worked your ass off on this book. You are the reason this book is even decent. Yep. This I know. Yes, this you know. Yes, we love you. You're our special snowflake. i hope you black out in in portland willamette i will be blacking out don't worry about that okay great happy birthday jack we weren't here for a long time we're here for a good time thanks for listening the lady gang is produced by alex ingber steve delameter and jared monaco make sure you subscribe rate and review our podcast and if you love it share it with your friends on social media like oh my god i just listened lady gang this episode's a great swipe up to listen and if you really want to which we know you do please follow us on social at kelty

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