LadyGang - LG QUICKIE: It’s Becca’s Birthday!

Episode Date: January 16, 2020

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wearfigs.com and use code figs ca for 15 off your first order that's wearfigs.com code figs ca it's time for a quickie podcast one presents the lady gang the hollywood girl posse with lady gang quickie here's kelty knight becca tobin and jack vanek let's make this quick hello hello hello and welcome to the lady gang quickie i am back here with jack and kelty hello becca we are here are you cheery today or what i'm so happy because this is the becca birthday episode happy birthday to ya happy birthday to ya happy oh my god birthday what are we gonna talk about in this episode she's only doing this because hers is next week that is 100 true happy birthday to me episode she always forgets you know why you know why it's not

near her yeah because she's like oh it's january i need to do a birthday episode and then she's I don't even think I get a happy birthday from you. You, like, forget it happens. When is your birthday? May. See? May 14th, bitch. Give me a birthday episode.

It's the day after my sister's birthday. And that's why you remember it. No, just, well, to be honest, I didn't know it was the 14th. I knew it was May. That's fine. I don't know either of your actual birthdays. Thank you. Rude.

I don't, we're not even friends anymore. The podcast is over. I don't know anyone's birthdays. I don't need to know anybody's birthday. That's not my job. No, I know my parents' birthday. Okay. so for the top of the show i thought we would start with for your birthday becca with jack and

i both saying one thing we absolutely love about you and then i have a special surprise for you that you have no idea about i bet i know nope you asked for zach's phone number today so i think it might have something to do with zach shit how did you know that okay coming up okay go ahead jack you're first you're such an idiot she texted me today and she's like hey what sex number he asked you you could have asked him on instagram yeah he wouldn't have seen it in time shut up both of you i'm doing the best i can why did you ask him to like record an audio oh my god stop talking stay with the program what do you love about me jack say your nice thing about back on our birthday episode god damn it you know what i'm out i quit i've been trying to quit for

months who's gonna be the first to quit wait if okay serious question a serious question if one of you guys found out that you had a trust fund of like 300 million dollars oh yeah you would not do the lady no i would quit everything but the lady gang that's same that's how much i love doing it same it's totally same and jack is like no okay go no what do you love about me um wait what stop one episode we should all just channel the other person okay because that felt so kelty from you like what do you love about me go and like answer questions answer questions as that person but it's only fun if we do kelty no i think that's rude we know each other pretty think actually honestly it would be great we could do it in three parts or two parts where

one like for the first half i could be back on for the first half that second half i could be jack yeah because you're very different okay go ahead birthday girl um becca i love how look her in the eyes one time to think about what i want to say hold her hands please don't look me in the hold her hands i hate i'm gonna cover my eyes hold her hands so nice um no no i love how honest becca is not not to a fault but in like a very good constructive way okay and i love how you don't take any bullshit from people thank you it's very inspiring to not get great now say one thing you absolutely hate about her yeah this is making a change no i'm just kidding you can no we can't We have so many things to get to that are super surprise-y.

Okay. This is so weird. If you don't fucking do this, not that I don't even want it because I don't like attention on my birthday, but now I want the premise of it. Like, I need it. I'll try to remind you, Kelty, when it's coming. Thank you. Since it's not near anything important for me.

Hey, she's going to turn that May episode into, like, the year-end wrap-up. I will. I'll be like, this is my Kelty special. No, it's going to end up being like, this episode is about my Rockettes days on May 14th. Nobody cares about you, Jack. Oh, my God. Okay. Oh, I didn't really prepare anything.

That's shocking. You've prepared every other answer in the entire world of questions we've ever had. No. Well, because I had Kay and Jay say one nice thing we love about Becca. Okay. I have many things I love about Becky. Becky. Becky is so great.

Well, first of all. Have you ever gone by Becky? Never. Sometimes when Zach is like annoyed with me, he'll call me Becky because he knows I hate it so much. I love Becky. And then recently Leah started calling me Rebecca and it's caught on. And I don't mind that one so much.

Oh, I'm going to call you Rebecca. I always think that Rebecca is a brunette for some reason. Oh, okay. I mean, I kind of am. That's true. So it works. The thing that I love the most about Rebekkie is that, A, she has never once been mad at me when I've completely ripped off everything about her. Style.

Oh, yeah. Personality coolness. Personality. Yeah, right. No, I've tried to be cooler. This one is so rude today. She is so rude. You are next level rudeness.

I don't know what I'm saying. 16 days into 2020 you need to be a better person she's an only child she's not used to having to do this out and you are not being nice um what i love about becca is that no no dream dream is not the right word but like task no task is like too large too large because i know you're gonna do it no like but like you know what you should do but like okay like i'll be like you know i wish that i could like do this thing and then becca was like yeah i deserve that like you're like where i come from a place of like i don't deserve shit but i'm gonna like i feel like this is opposite i think that do you not feel like you it's fake for me oh but you're like i genuinely feel like

i deserve everything no no no like you'll be like you know what we should do this and i'll be like oh and then it will do it and it will be like the best thing we've ever done like our tour this summer yeah i did not want a tour at all i was like i don't want to see the way you felt about the tour was the way that i feel about the book right what's so funny is that kelty's like i didn't want to do the tour i hate seeing people i hate people and meanwhile she was like thriving it was my best we're like healthy stop yeah i love that people in the mouth like you it's i you constantly are making me do things that i would never just choose to do but they end up turning out to be really great and then also i'll say that i'm such a planner and i'm

such a crazy like person that always has to be in control that when you surprise like the cake at the show the cake was also me oh well but or the things thought or the things yeah that like when you land a surprise on me it's like really sweet i don't mean to turn your birthday wish back to me but but i love when you do things for me you're welcome your acts of service are great thank you when we come back a message for someone special big surprise oh my god the lady gang and we're back i'm overseas and like okay so you're like like away on the bachelor i was just thinking i feel like i'm on a competition show like your parents coming okay ball your eyes out so the great thing uh about this next section of the podcast is since

it's becca's birthday episode i've secretly asked doc martin to send a birthday note for becca but what's so cute is that he put two of them because the first one he put is just his first gut reaction and then he sent me a second one he's like wait i gotta do it again i need to put something sweet in there oh so now we have two so i'm gonna turn it up oh he's recorded it yes oh wow happy birthday Here we go. Is this both versions? This is both versions. One after another.

Happy birthday, girl. 40 looks real good on you. Don't leave me for a younger man with more hair, please. All jokes aside, happy birthday. Love you. Hope it's the best year ever. Thanks, babe. Is that it?

Okay. That's so nice. Isn't that so nice? 40 does look good on you. Are you 40? You wish. I do wish. Is Zach a good birthday guy?

He's a really, really, really good gift giver. Is he? He is. He's so good. Yeah. He like, yeah. Does he like get you a cake and all that kind of stuff? No, he usually just gets me something expensive.

Like a jewelry. Yeah. You guys are expensive gift givers to each other. Yeah, we are. We like one nice gift. That's good. I don't like a bunch of crap. I don't want a bunch of crap either.

the first christmas we spent together he had like 17 gifts for me but all good all expensive ones or all shitty no it was like here's a bath bomb and you're like can we okay we need to talk about the fact that you need to teach a guy how to give you a gift or what kind of gift that you you like yeah because they never start off good no zach now knows after that christmas i was like well i only like expensive things like it's expensive or nothing exactly what i said to jared yeah i'm like i love jewelry a lot yeah and i like and he like once bought me a pair of shoes when he was in italy that's cute you know like them yeah they were really cute but like jewelry is just always safe and so he'll go to my friend's store in um switch they have their store in beverly like

bel-air yeah and they do all this beautiful custom jewelry so now he'll just go there and she has such good taste too that they both just collaborate and make whatever that's smart that's so i know smart do you ask for um for him to go down on you on your birthday no okay do you know i'm like how about ask for that can you i mean i don't yeah no it's not usually a request i don't really ask for that i usually have to deny it same why is that because Men are sexual beasts. They're beasts. Becca, but overall, what age is old?

This one right here, 34. You're 34? Yeah. You're mid-30s. Oh, you're so young. It's gross. You know what the most annoying thing is? What?

When people are like, how old are you? And you say your age, and they're like, oh, you're so young. No, I like that. I like it better than we were with people yesterday. I won't say who, but it was, like, a younger, like, late 20s. And her friend was like, oh, my God, how old are you guys? And we were like, oh, 34, 31. And she's like, God, you guys do not look like that age.

And I'm like, what does a fucking 34-year-old look like? But I always liked that, too. You look younger than your age? I always want to look 21. Yeah, but, like, she said it as if I would say that to someone who's, like, 60. You know, like, oh, my God, you don't look 60 at all. I know. It's like a double-edged sword because when I was younger, like younger, younger, 20s,

people would be like, oh, you're not 27. You look 21. And then like as you get older, people start getting closer to your real age. Like I'll be like, you're supposed to be like, oh, my God, you don't look a day over 29. But people are like, you look like 35. And I'm like, what? How are you only supposed to look 25 still? You're only two years off my actual age.

No. It's upsetting. Has anybody ever guessed your age and guessed it over? Yes. really oh my god i was at this that is literally the worst feeling in the world oh my god so who did that for you so listen to this i'm at this special korean skincare event and they have these like analyzing mirrors now take it with a grain of salt right but of course i'm watching yeah didn't you get like i'm watching this girl go up and she's like do to do and she's like getting

analyzed and she's like you know 20 something and it's like 22 and she's like and i go up and They're like, okay, you pick female, you put your weight, they like scan your face a bunch of times. It was literally like, I think 76 is what they like guessed my age at based on my skin. I was like, I have beautiful skin. You do have beautiful skin. But the neck is the issue. Now I have-

Do you not wear sunscreen on your neck? Don't bring it up. I don't think your neck looks bad. No. I don't either. My neck- Dr. Diamond, did you- No, he did a great job of the shape, but I'll tell you what, it's getting crepey.

And there's nothing you can do. Yes. You can do that fibroblast that we talked about with Audrina. Like, that's especially for, like, creepy skin. It is? Mm-hmm. Okay. Do you have any gray hair yet, birthday girl?

I've had gray hair since I was, like, 20. What do you do with it? Pluck? Chop color. I used to, like, pluck it if it was, like, in my part. And now there's just too many. So I just don't do anything. Also, it's...

When you're blonde, it's easier. Yeah, it doesn't matter. You can't tell. Will you go gray? Definitely not. you'll always color your hair. Yeah. Can you color gray hair yellow?

Blonde? Blonde? Yeah. You can. You can color gray hair any color. I thought you couldn't color gray hair blonde. I think you're going to have to be a brunette. My mom and I have, like, the exact same hair.

Oh, you do? Yeah. She colors her hair? She's blonde. But she's gray. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But, like, she does, like, blonde highlights. She didn't have to go brown.

So, essentially, when you go gray, you don't have to use the purple shampoo anymore because you're already like ashy i definitely said i didn't i don't do purple shampoo now you don't oh i have to i'm so brass i think when your hair is more naturally brown you do you do okay yeah will you go i mean i'm gonna ask you on your birthday episode but since that's like that's not gonna happen yeah um would you go gray no have you absolutely never no um even if it was like you had to dye hair every week like i know people that their part becomes like full gray yeah that is why you can't go dark when you're going gray you have to keep highlighting if you

have it yeah the same like tone as the gray gotta be lighter um there are some people that can pull off a gray hair so chic yeah so jared leto's mom is gorgeous and she is like beautiful princess gray hair yeah i am not gonna be one of those people it's all about the texture if you have like great silky gray hair that's fine but like my gray hair is going to be like wiry and it gets drier right yeah but there are people with like beautiful soft i love the look of like a she gold woman with gray hair it looks it's so dope do you think the people who are now bleaching their hair and painting it gray for coolness will be disappointed when one day their hair is really gray yes no i don't like it when people have gray hair not like old people i'm talking about young

people that bleach their hair and make it gray it's weird it's not doing you a favor no one's no one's face looks better with gray hair fake gray dye job like i'm into the pink and the purple and the blue and whatever floats your own boat do it but i don't think the gray is great gray is not great okay um what is the favorite thing becca on your birthday episode that you love about getting older uh that i care less and less about things that don't matter that's pretty much it that is just the best thing about getting older it is great like there's so few things i care that much about what would you like i mean it's a cheesy question but like what do you wish at this point you would have cared less about then i i wish i cared less about what people thought

right for sure yeah um unless i wish i cared less about what it looked like yeah because it's just getting harder and harder do you think you would be as beautiful though if you didn't care as much because you took great stock in your look and so you've kept care of yourself like you might if you didn't care you might be a tomato now you might have not worn that sunscreen you might have not done that laser i mean i've definitely like there is a there is like a certain amount of vanity that i think you always have to keep like my mom talks about it all the time she's like before i got into my 30s i was obsessive about my weight and what i looked like mostly like weight related she's like and then after a while i was it's like it was okay like

it wore off so i wasn't quite as vain but it kept me in a place of still continuing to take care of myself so she was like so i got to the perfect balance and i think i'm getting there because like i really don't care anymore that i'm this not the skinniest i'll ever be and that's okay but i'm also not like i'm also still vain enough to care like go to a yoga class yeah yeah yeah i think there's something like i don't want to be one of those people who really doesn't care what i look like because that's a bummer jack this is not my birthday episode is that oh my god this salt i was just agreeing no i think that there is a level past the salt bummer like my mom had not my birthday my mom had my sister and that she was way younger when

she had kids so after my mom had me she was only like i don't know 28 or something she was still so young yeah she said she had one more bout with anorexia after she had me because she was just determined to get like back her body back and then some and so there's pictures of her holding me as like a tiny tiny baby in a string bikini no so skinny like bang and bod and then she said that was her final hurrah to be like i could i can do it and then she said after that moment it was sort of like i'm good like and then she always worked out and always did like you know but she didn't she like admitted to having full-blown anorexia do you think your mom that's horrible by the way but do you think your mom knows that she's hot no your mom is so hot she's very hot she's beautiful

that must make you feel good to know that the genes are strong it definitely has helped with every guy i've ever dated yeah because they always guys all the guys really not care but really take that into account like your mom and how she looks for your future really unless i think so yeah yeah i think it's like it's more i think it's more so when someone's mom is is very beautiful but i think that if someone's mom is not necessarily beautiful it's probably because she's not taking good care of herself she's like giving everything to her kids yeah and i think that men like seeing a woman who has children, who's had children or like thrown her life into something else that still maintained, like maintained an ability to like take care

of herself and stay on top of it. You just want to look at someone and be like, their vagina smells good. Yeah. Like, you know what I mean? And yeah. Groomed. Groomed. Every part of you kind of just.

All the parts. All the parts. Well, Becca, is there anything you'd like to say about this beautiful birthday present that we have given you today which is this episode wow well thank you so much thank you for everyone who's still listening probably a few of you out there and happy birthday to anybody who also shares a birthday this week is there is it your birthday week birthday week capricorns are the best people on the planet yep and um i really love you guys stop working so hard

Godspeed Godspeed we weren't here for a long time we were here for Becca's birthday time bye

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