LadyGang - LG Quickie: Jac Needs a Sage

Episode Date: June 19, 2025

Ever wondered what our final meal would be? Or which smell instantly takes us back to childhood? This is part two of the Colbert Questionert—the rapid-fire 15-question interview made famous on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. No topic is off-limits as Keltie, Becca, and Jac reveal their deepest fears, weirdest quirks, and most unexpected favorites! Check out our summer sponsors!!Old Navy: Need summer activewear? Shop in store OR online at OldNavy.comTropical Smoothie Cafe: Smoothies and beachside bites made just for you! Earn rewards with the Tropical Smoothie Cafe® App! Learn more at TropicalSmoothieCafe.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's time for a quickie. Podcast one presents the Lady Gang, the Hollywood girl posse with Lady Gang Quickie. Here's Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin and Jack Vanek. Let's make this quick. Hello, hello, hello. Welcome to Lady Gang Quickie. Are you good with your papers over there? Jesus.

I'm Becca here with Jack and Kelty. Okay, I found the article about the girl. so just last week oh you have to listen to last week's last week we did colbert questionnaire and we got through four questions out of the 15 because these crazy girls went on a tangent about what happens when you die which was question number six and jack was talking about an article she only read the headline about i know what happens and here's the article i didn't say i know what happens i was talking about a girl that had a near-death experience okay so she's found the article now she would like to report back says woman who was pronounced dead for eight minutes

says quote death is an illusion now i'll say i pre-read this article right now i can't believe somebody made an article out of this because her i can't believe the headline even did anything for you death is an illusion i didn't read the article with you it did and you quoted it i don't know why on a podcast listened to by millions okay she says a woman who was declared dead for eight minutes has shared her extraordinary experience say she is convinced that death is merely an illusion brianna lafferty described her soul seemed to float above her body before transitioning into a realm where time didn't exist um she'd been grappling with a rare life-threatening neurological condition and felt her body had already given up she recalled hearing a voice

asking if she was ready which to which she assented before being enveloped in total darkness during this profound experience brianna came to understand that death is but an illusion and our earthly existence is not the final chapter now this is leaning towards christianity i was just gonna say hello heaven have you ever heard of it i've been calling what did they write an article about this what is this it was also on liverpool echo.co.uk okay also was it brianna chicken fry is that what it said the girl that got broken up with lafferty oh i thought it was brianna chicken fry and i was like this girl knows how to really manipulate the press like some kelty maneuvering she went from getting dumped to finding jesus which i still can't

believe that girl did not take that 12 million dollars idiot because like no it wasn't our theory that the barstool guy offered her like i doubt he did there's no way he could even make the 12 million dollars back on podcast ads for her like tell all podcast it doesn't even make she never even had a tell all pod tell whatever you know okay what's your favorite we got to go to something serious what's your favorite action movie so when i looked at this question i'm like have i even seen an action movie well mission impossible yeah no i know what did i end up having oh not jaws jurassic park oh that's action you know it's just not like action really like a marvel i would say that's more action adventure okay well that's my favorite action movie mine is definitely mission

impossible because of the time that i went to rome to interview tom cruise and he looked at me and i know that in his soul he was like i could make you my wife oh yeah i remember that taken oh that's good one greatest movie ever Liam Neeson we always say that my dad is Liam Neeson from Taken because every time he's filming you no every time like we read a story about like something happening to like somebody's daughter or whatever he's like I would get up and I would murder that guy I would buy a gun and shoot him right in the like he is Liam Neeson from like he thinks he's the Orange county anybody orange county liam neeson wow back up um okay favorite smell cinnabon love when you're at the mall oh my god or auntie ann's that's a great smell

pretzels pretzels anything that's involving like a cinnamon butter spread at the mall will you up a don't hate me for it cucumber melon bath and body works like from back in the day the freshness not anymore and then my actual real favorite smell right now is the neom london candle called cozy nights oh i love it i have one now you got it because you love me right it's smell it's like fir tree it's so good tall firewood yeah it's so good late cabin fire okay it's like yeah and it's not too overwhelming um can't have an overwhelming candle when your brain is overwhelming am i right anxiety no okay oh my god no i just worry about my hives coming back because of a scent when i'm burning it but i think it's a natural oil oh it is um high end

my favorite current scent is jasmine because we have jasmine at our house that is like finally blooming and it smells so good um and then that's the only one that i i had something else written down i can't remember what the other one was ocean when you get off the airplane and you walk out to wherever wherever like when we went to destin and we got off that plane and we stepped out just, there's something that happens. Salty air for your salty personality. And I also love the smell of Ford, his head. Oh, cute. It's the best. I have another smell. Rain on concrete. Like after it rains. I don't know what, I don't know what that smell is. I don't, I can't like think of what that smells like. Really? I have no idea. Oh my God. I love the smell that it makes when my dad

hoses down the concrete. Yeah. It's, I think it's a similar smell. Like, you know, when a dad is washing a driveway and you're like this doesn't wet concrete yeah i know exactly what you're talking hot wet concrete yeah that is kind of nice we should make a candle lady gang hot wet concrete or sounds sexual after death after death um death is an illusion i like death is an illusion that's perfect for your next and you saw them at churches okay enough flat or sparkling the earth i think a sparkling i think flat water sparkling water never hits it hits but it doesn't hit like doesn't hydrate not when you're thirsty there's nothing like being so parched and having a cold knock too cold but cold flat water to just chug get the circle ice from

kelsey's rich house wow i need some of that yeah i like a flat or a sparkling drink for like a little treat yeah yeah but it makes me way too gassy me too i'm about to explode over here most use app on your phone that's not social media mine is the weather app because i obsessively check weather when i'm going on a trip because i think i'm cursed i think i've said this yeah i need you to sage yourself i need to sage myself honestly we need to sage you why i'm gonna sage you tomorrow can you yeah i have a bunch of say okay actually do let's sage and do like a weather chant maybe work we should work on the hives too the hives are gone for right now we're gonna sage your whole thing i feel like sage yeah okay uh chat gpt same best app oh my god what do we do

before our best friend should we start what i want is i want them to avatar a name like i don't want to be like all my friends you can name theirs yeah you can name it you do i don't have my name Is mine a boy or a girl? I think I want a girl. Mine's a guy. I don't want to name mine. Actually, I still think of mine as it. It's weird to name things that are inanimate.

Okay? Can I just say that? Cars, boats, chat GPT. I actually agree. It's weird. Because I usually do name things. I don't have my car named. Yeah, but you have that stuffed animal.

I have a teeth. It was from my child. Oh. The fuggler? In childhood. No, she's like, it was from my childhood. I was like, bitch, you just got that. I thought it was got really.

teeth i'm not even smiling well i was i did but the fuggler too i haven't named the fuggler it's not his name actually well that's the type of stuffed animal he is would you guys be proud of me they did have them in japan i did not buy another one you did buy that stupid charm for your bag it's like a little the labubu yeah the labubu jack i didn't buy you are a homeowner with a mortgage you cannot be spending your hard-earned money on labubus didn't buy the labubu i got it sent to me by who by rock kicks on instagram he's a sneaker company he sent me a labubu why didn't you get me a labubu i actually have two can i have one you guys are too old for labubu no i wanted one but i refused to buy one it's too stupid it's too stupid to buy purchase well

the thing i love about people are dressing them up in chanel now i did buy my labubu a louis Vuitton outfit this is but not really Vuitton it's on TikTok shop it was like seven dollars this is bleak Jarek no no this is the reason why I like um it's not a stuffed animal it's a keychain yeah it's a keychain it's an accessory anything you can buy clothing for I love it is you so you never had a Tamagotchi okay when I was 13 will you have no joy I think I'm less lame when I have a kid and my it's my excuse yeah that's I guess but it can't be on your bag the laboo boo better be on your kid's bag no i just think it's something that we would go for a trend where it's a ugly doll wait what because i also heard strawberry shortcake was coming back and she's beautiful why

do we have little strawberry shortcakes i used to love strawberry short did you have the touch lamp that smelled like strawberry shortcake no that sounds incredible oh my god i was so rich i think that's like the fanciest thing i owned as a child it smelled like when you scratched it it smelled like strawberry shortcake and then it was a touch lamp so when you touch the gold you got three levels, low, medium, high. Oh, that's probably why there's so much cancer. I was going to say that does not sound healthy. The lady gang. Okay. Most used app on my phone is, well, for a long time, I think it was my face tune, but I got rid of it. I'm not using it anymore. That's why I've like aged rapidly on Instagram in the past six months. Thank you for noticing and

commenting on it i did not need that um i'm no longer 17 it's hard uh so yeah that but i have a um i'm mostly i'm going on duolingo i'm on a like 67 day streak on duolingo max max they yeah for spanish they call me lily that bitch she calls you they call you on a video call really and she's a real person no it's like an animation oh well speaking of ai have you seen they do a lingo they announce that they're going fully ai and they had like the biggest backlash what do you mean fully ai they were firing all of their oh they're like they're human people oh why would you need humans so i it's definitely not a real person calling you well they're taking all the jobs away it's an animated character named lily who's a bitch and

she's like como estas and you're like como estas it listens to you and then she has a conversation with you it's actually pretty brilliant it's ai that is the ai no they're all the other parts of the she goes yo tengo un ensalada and you're like no lily no say ensalada like i don't want i don't know a salad that's what i just said i don't know a salad is that how far you've gotten because i know that sentence me too all right um you get one song to listen to for the rest of your life what is it um mine is bohemian rhapsody because it's my favorite song of all time and you get like three songs oh yeah it is kind of like three songs in one um i mine changes a lot i get i there's no single song i could feel hard i could listen to cam just released a new single

forever could you laugh but this is a banger i don't need to hear it right now it's called don't pick up your phone we're fine hold on is this how you guys feel when i talk about met nathanson yes it's called alchemy how dare you i'm not gonna be able to get a taste of it by your five second clip i think you might be able to oh my god she really wants to see mine is definitely anything from the rent soundtrack like oh god 145,600 minutes. Take me for what I am. Who I was meant to be.

And if you give a damn. Yes, we have Kelsey singing Rent and then Becca playing Camp. Take me, baby. Or leave me. All right, we've got to stop both things. You could listen to this song on repeat for the rest of your life. all right it's good isn't it sounds great okay it sounds like something that moms in austin i'm sorry she just won a grammy for writing fiance's entire country album

she did yeah go f**k yourself moms in austin great and cam's great okay moms in austin listen to like garth brooks okay oh okay so does sorry about you isn't garth brooks isn't it something like one third of ireland has seen him yeah he's got some crazy stats his show's incredible he's coming in october for formula one and i will send nudes to anybody giving me good tickets for that i could help you can you garth you do oh like the way you know ariana or like actually no one well no i know i know a lot of garth's teams did i not get you shania twain tickets wait if you can get her passes can you get me passes so i can go in austin yeah i don't know are you gonna work hard today yes mom i'll see how this recording goes and i'll get back so far i think it's going

great yeah i think you're doing fine so far thank you b minus um what number am i thinking of seven so can you give me girth brooks passes or what she gets she gets b plus i wrote down seven and jack just guessed it okay did you see her paper no i just i i literally probably have it in my notes what number am i thinking what am i number am i thinking now 11 no 13 okay describe the rest of your life in five words okay great bring out your notes girls alchemy no oh my god Derek you need to laugh quieter I'm not here he's like wheezing over there okay here's mine wheezy in the corner rest of my life in five words long fun healthy family money mine's literally basically the same thing except for I couldn't

think of a fifth one so i said uh healthy happy rich family same thing as yours you forgot fun uh i feel like if you're happy you need to be reminded of fun i'm already fun she needs to add your work work i'll write it down notice there is no work in that fine line either just money and rich somehow we're gonna get it without working you know how okay um because kalty says work work work work work oh god okay mine is well i was i thought i took it as like a i took it as like a phrase a phrase i am not the titanic oh okay i'm not sinking i'm not going down everything's okay i'm have a positive outlook for the rest of your life that's what you want to say yeah i'm not no this is not a

way to manifest because you're manifesting the titanic to manifest something positive you're like i am not no i am the phoenix yeah oh i will rise from ashes oh work okay great work um okay last one exercise worth it question mark because sometimes on colbert when he does this they're like nah i believe that it is worth it But I also believe that you shouldn't do exercise you hate. So I don't want to be on a treadmill on a cruise ship like when I was 20. That's not fun. I like to do a workout if it's something that, like, I like doing.

I don't want to have a trainer come over and be mean to me like you do. You go to a mean trainer lady. She's not mean. She's just amazing. Yeah. Well, your ass has never looked better. Thank you. I think it's always worth it, especially for women.

I don't want to, you know, bang a drum. Your bones are crumbling. Your bones are disappearing, and most people die from falling and having bad hips. You know what we all need to be doing is squatting down to the floor and getting up over and over and over again. Like that little old man in Japan. He could squat and get up. Yeah. He was like 87.

I often sit in the prayer yoga pose when I'm at the airport. Which is so awkward. See, I love being crouched down. I love to crouch. Yeah. I'm grouching tiger head and Kelty. It's terrifying. Work, work, work, work, work.

Okay. Well, this was fun. This was Colbert. Thank you so much for doing my job. Those are very random questions. No, that's what makes it great. But we weren't here for a long time. We're here for a good time.

Social support from Kali Correra. Editing from Jared Monaco. Producing from Steve Delameter. And iconic hosting, creating, and being the gang gang of all gangs by Becca Tobin, Jack Vanek, and Kelty Knight. Kelty Knight support by Derek Haley. Hey, Ontario, come on down to BetMGM Casino and see what our newest exclusive, the Price is Right Fortune Pick, has to offer.

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