LadyGang - LG QUICKIE: Jac Sleeps On Keltie's Old Sex Sheets

Episode Date: December 6, 2018

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Hey guys, the following podcast is a Lady Gang Network and Podcast One production, which means it's going to be awesome. It's time for a quickie. Podcast One presents The Lady Gang, the Hollywood girl posse, with Lady Gang Quickie. Here's Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Let's make this quick. Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to The Lady Gang Quickie. Becca, Jack, and Kelty are here.

Quick. We're in the closet. Who else could it be, really? It doesn't sound amazing. I'm not going to lie. It doesn't? It sounds fine, but it sounds like we're in the closet, which we are. Somebody is going to complain about it, and we're sorry in advance.

It sounds better than it did the last time we were in a closet. Okay. It's just a little bouncy because it's like... But the microphones are correct? You fixed it? The microphones are correct. They're facing the right way. Oh, gosh.

There we go. Okay, we're back. All right. Whoa. So are we starting over? Oh, no, no, no. What's your quote? This was it.

Oh, my God. Oh, God. Okay. I have a quote. Okay, wait, can we start off with, we just finished filming our next episode, and this is our lunch break that we're doing this in. That's why it's so spastic. Becca's boobs are out.

Out. Out and proud. Jack and Becca are in one half glamour top, one half sweatpants. Sweatpants. Bottom. I haven't changed yet, because I really love my look. I want to live in my princess world forever. I also do love your look.

It's beautiful. Your look is great. Jack's wearing my earrings from Zara. Oh, I thought that they were, like, vintage or something. I know. I didn't say they are. don't they look like they would be they look more expensive than they are way they look vintage yeah yes of course they do look like zara um how dare you there's nothing wrong with zara if they want

to sponsor a podcast no zara won't sponsor anything they won't they are like because they're so rich well i guess they don't need to have you ever noticed like you never see a sponsored post like zara and zara's never sending free stuff to anyone also their website is shit they don't care if they you like them at all they don't care they're like that guy is like one of richest men in the entire world he is yeah the guy that started zara just you think he's still there's a lot of maybe like questionable dirty money in that but oh allegedly allegedly okay documentary about are you ready for your quote of the week ready okay the quote of the week is i don't think you need any more shit in your lips sheila bush my mom why is your mom's last

named bush it's a long story is that her maiden name no were you ever a bush yeah you were you're a kelty bush wait were you kelty bush when you went by kelty colleen bush yes oh i never knew that i didn't want people to know that because then they'll be able to google me in like soccer club when i'm in sixth grade although who's googling me who cares no one yeah nobody cares okay anyway no i was just gonna say i don't have mom made a comment about she made a comment about my face doesn't she know it's just your face it's just my face hashtag but i think does your mom talk to you and she's like i don't think you should do that anymore to your face no is your mom no my mom freaks out if i tell her i'm gonna do anything yeah to my face that's not botox yes

because my mom loves botox she does i mean doesn't everybody yeah your lips aren't bad it's not like you have like one of those like instagram girl lips i don't right no no i felt weird about it No, your lips are normal size. She's like, and she's also like, you look really tired, so. Thanks, Mom. We were like, thanks, Mom, I am. Well, like, one time I went to get to a doctor with, like, a friend of mine, and I did an under-eye filler, like, a very, like, impromptu situation.

Got a black eye. I remember. We remember that. But I told my mom, thinking she'd be happy for me, and then she was like, but the girlfriend that i went with to the doctor has one of those faces that's terrifying like really filled too much tight and my mom cheeks and the chin and the lips yeah yeah she's like you can't that's not the doctor you go to not no not to your friend's doctor who looks the worst i made a mistake and you got the black eye and a black eye so obviously i really made a mistake two strikes

two strikes and you're out um it's december and we are currently in my closet but we're going to be in new york this week which is really exciting holy cow a whole press week in new york which is like we have really cute outfits and don't worry i already called the paparazzi on us what i already let them know where we're staying so i will be prepared if they showed up they'll definitely be there except the one guy was like i'm going out of town on thursday so i'm gonna have to send someone else i was like oh i'm going out of town to kendall jenner's house okay when you write these people do you feel bad because you know they're pulling the biggest favor in the entire world they're not for you no i end up in a lot of glossies across the world that's a glossy like

magazines a weekly a weekly that's weekly you know in style maybe not the ones does anybody read those anymore or no at the nail salon yeah definitely people do but you have to remember that There are airports. The pictures that they are taking are not just for us U.S. people. We're the Mecca of Hollywood. New York, L.A., London. That's it. So it's like they need content and they need me.

Whoa. Tell them. Reach, sister. Wow. Should we talk about this week's episode? Yes. Yeah, that's the point of this episode. Okay, when we come back, we're going to talk about this week's episode.

The Lady Gang. We're back. We're back and we're bad. how did everyone feel about this week's episode what was i wearing again oh i loved my headband your headband was cute your headband was very cute and i got a lot of nice comments someone said you're the prettiest you've ever been oh wow and our instagram was on fire was it yeah lots of girls tagged us in pictures of them watching mostly because we gave them lady boxes it was a contest we begged people to watch the show yeah yeah we did um everybody posted it

was great yeah it was great bb was a great guest talked about breakups talked about breakups um she had like a cool vibe like cool girl vibe she was way too cool to be there she's way too cool and like my favorite part is when she's drinking her tea at the end her coffee at the end and eating candy holding her horseshoe that she won from the game yeah no the best part is when you pointed it out i didn't notice until i watched the show when we gave her the horseshoe and she like picked it up with like the tips of her fingers like it was trash and she's like thank you you know like this week i think she got like the billboard magazine songwriter of the year award that was like made out of crystal so it kind of was trash well our horseshoe was definitely

one man's trash and is another man's treasure also somebody's gonna want that horseshoe i don't like that game we played what was it the dice oh no i panic under pressure i do too when i'm being timed i'm so bad oh my god i panicked so hard so hard oh is that why i won i don't think you won i don't think she's one remember she took the horseshoe i think we need to rethink our television show because what we're currently having is we have no space in my house so the guests are coming in and they are going to the green room but the green room is the garage yeah and it's like we have it set up kind of nice with like a rug and a couch and a candle but like it's still the garage don't you think that in the future we should bring our guests to like upstairs or somewhere

nice for them to chill out and not like the garage like are we setting a tone of like we're shitty yes but we are shitty so it's pretty on brand but we could our guests are not shitty our guests are not shitty so it's like well and we have a real a network now so we can't be shitty people yeah and dax shepherd like he does his podcast in a living room an attic with a bathroom no door and people are like oh my god i can't wait to go on that show so what are what is it do you want shittiness or do you want beauty if somebody does like request to come on our show it means they really want to be here not for like the glitz and glam and the luxury of it because there is no luxury there's no luxury there's not even like a coffee run we're trying to like

hodgepodge everything together really i know why because you know it's hard it's so hard i don't think we should film at my house really well we're gonna have to so we have a whole another like end of our season like we just are shooting we're currently shooting our mid-season finale and then we come back next year with our with 10 more episodes yeah um so we're gonna be here right we're definitely gonna be here yeah you're gonna have to keep up the wallpaper you're to have to keep the room in order that's the only thing i think the set turned out fine it's just that wallpaper every time i see it i want to barf and i live here it's just not my favorite but it looks good on the camera yeah it looks good it does look good it turned out fine but it's just

not what i would pick aesthetic it's not like my black white aesthetic oh so chris kardashian with your i know black and white aesthetic i do want to tell you jack since jack sleeps over uh most the time before we film i did order all new bedding for you but it didn't arrive in time for our last sleepover i know i'm gonna redo that bedroom you've inspired me it's gonna be a whole new bedroom yeah because right now it's just like a whole bunch of leftover shit like you know a spare bedroom is like oh these old sheets that we used to have sex on but not anymore or whatever i'm just kidding it's a queen you dick i know um what else is happening well we didn't watch the show together which was kind of a disappointment oh wait we haven't

talked about the most important part of the show what you know we really put our socks in your drink right yeah i saw but i knew that you did anyways yeah we did we did you didn't know i the whole crew was like i was like what else could it be it wasn't about us wrestling in the corner yeah it was no we really like dipped them in and squeezed did you drink out that cup No, I think I got a new cup, didn't I? No. Because I knew you put it in there. No, because we swore on Lady Gang that we didn't.

Well, you guys can go f*** yourselves. We're assholes. Yeah. But it was so funny. But I was fully expecting, even two people on our production crew texted me on Sunday night. And they're like, has Jack seen it yet? Like, I fully expected you to say something. You didn't say anything.

No, because I saw you doing it. It wasn't like a total surprise. But then we said we didn't. I know, but I don't really believe anything that I say. I like when they cut to Kelty in her interview and she's like, in your face, cat, or fungus in your face. I'm like, I'm like, how did that make it? Fungus in your mouth.

Fungus in your mouth. That's the quote. Out of all the things. People loved it. Fungus in your face. Some of the producers said it was their favorite line of the episode. Fungus in your mouth? Fungus in your mouth.

That was really clever. Well, I don't know. Do you have foot fungus? No, not that I know of. I hope I don't have like athlete's foot of the mouth now. Nothing's worse than a discolored toenail. oh my god on a man it is so gross

I'm not kidding when I say feet I have a foot phobia I get really nervous and giddy around feet I played a game with Zach on the drive home from Mammoth this weekend I said would you rather have to wear flip flops for an entire year this is a man who doesn't even wear flip flops

to the beach he is so anti flip flop really on women too? no just men would he wear a mandel? Never. Never.

Oh, he just doesn't like a sandal. It's always a sneaker. What does he wear in the sand? Like a slip-on or like... Like a Tom's or something? Yeah. Ugh. But Tom's make your feet smell like shit.

Not if you're clean. But anyways, he doesn't do a flip-flop. He's so anti-flip-flop. I said, would you rather have to wear a flip-flop every single day for a year? Even in the snow. Even in the snow. Or... Even while snowboarding.

Or every time you hear music, it's Blake Shelton. i love a good who would you rather like that that are so obscure and random and he took so long to figure it out and he's like wait so like any music i hear throughout the year is blake shelton like i walk into the rest of your life i walk into barney's no for a year i walk into barney's they're playing blake shelton i'm like getting in my car the only thing i could possibly listen to blake shelton he's like so when you get home you can't put on a sock no okay he's like i think i'm going with the flip-flop really he's like i can't imagine being tortured by blake shelton for an entire year does he not like blake shelton or is it just anything is too much okay so there's this

one song with blake that blake shelton does it's like you put the y in try you put the yeah you in you like it's like the worst cheesy bullshit horrible yeah and like that makes his skin crawl i think blake shelton is so hot and i love him but his music sucks it sucks his music but so What is Gwen Stefani's? Like, they both are equally kind of sucky. At this moment. No, I don't think

her music, I mean, No Doubt is different. No Doubt's amazing. Gwen Stefani solo sucks. Holler Back Girl? No, not for me. For Working Out? Amazing.

Not for me. This shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. It's horrible. It's iconic. It's not for me. What about How'd You Make Me Go

And Make Me Like You? I don't even know what that song is. No, neither. Okay, well, that's a big hit from last year, so. Well, obviously not.

not that big what would you pick Blake Shelton or flip flops I would have picked flip flops because his music is terrible yeah there's nothing worse than a discolored toenail

I told you my toenail story I was making out with a guy in high school and my toenail fell off on the floor it was disgusting I don't remember that story but I don't need to hear it again

no you do I'll tell you about it no I don't I was doing a ballet summer camp on point I was doing porn I was doing my one of many porno films

I was doing on point and I was working very hard in the summer school of ballet and my toenail was like black but I painted it over silver Why was it black? Because point work is literally like on your toes

So my toenail is totally black and I painted them all silver so you couldn't tell which ones were bruised or whatever and then I was at Kevin Duff who now lives in a van's house and we were having a smooch on the floor I think You know how you do in high school You don't want to be on the bed so it's weird

so you stick the side of the bed Just kind of a smooch and then I looked over and my entire square toenail had popped off and it was just sitting on the floor oh my god and i quickly picked it up and stuck it back into my toe area i didn't know what to do with it what was i gonna do with it underneath it blood no it's just like have you ever lost a toenail no i would die there's just like i would just end it there because it's so gross there's a little dramatic i think it's a little dramatic too there's a nub of like new toenail and then just skin you can google it

right now oh no it makes me so sick thinking about that anyway um i hate a discolored toenail i think it's so gross and i will say this chris knight grows a toenail i don't need to hear about what do you mean he grows a toenail like chris chris is so long and lean that his toes are long and lean his hands are long and lean and when you have a long lean toe it's not a wide toenail it's long and lean it's like a tiny dagger and it's sharp as does he keep it short he keeps he tries to keep his shit together but like sometimes that talon will get me in the middle of the night and i'm like i i there's something about like and he's not a psychopath so he doesn't sleep with socks on i wish he did he could use a protective sock does zach have a toenail issue

oh no really yeah i thought all men did he actually has like pretty decent feet i mean i don't want to look at them honestly i think every man can go get a pedicure every man loves a pedicure they deserve they don't deserve more than women sometimes they should because their feet are gross and it's the problem is the hairy toenail yeah like maybe get the hair trimmed yeah it's everything they need to like shave down their toes because they're shave them down just like bind them like like one of those it's 1960 acrylic things that they do for our nails like do it on the toe okay this is nasty okay do you think men should get a gel manicure no i feel like if a man wants to touch my body, he should have a manicure.

A gel manicure? Not a gel manicure, but just, like, a manicure. A bubbly nail? I'd like a buff. I think a buff is good. I think a man can get a buff. A shiny buff? Not a shiny buff. No. But, like, they can get their cuticles cut and their nails, like, trimmed and all this shit taken out of the bottom of their fingernails. Yeah, it's true. Exactly.

Hands are important. Hands are important. Okay. So, since this episode was our breakup episode, I wanted to ask you the worst you've ever acted in a breakup. Didn't we do that on the show? It never aired. uh worse i ever acted well so i broke up with this guy in new york and then i usually will sometimes change my mind yes go back yeah and you see you dumped him i dumped him and then he started dating another girl and i was not okay with that and so you so then i got really drunk

and i just buzzed up to his apartment in the middle of the night no she was there and you did it no but i got him in trouble because she's like why is this girl buzzing feeling comfortable enough to buzz your apartment like you booty called him on purpose i like wanted to sabotage their relationship to break so mad to break them up or to get with him well i wasn't sure if she'd like definitely be there but i was like it's a win-win if she's not there then he's back into me yeah but if she is there then it sucks to be her i was a horrible person the same kind of thing happened to me with one of my exes that i broke up with him he was recording a record musician i he they're like in london or something picked him up from the airport and i'm like i'm gonna

break up with him in the next few days like it's gonna happen happened on the way home from the airport dropped him off he got wasted showed up at my apartment at like 6 a.m after partying all night like begging to have me back i'm like wait you broke up with him yeah and i felt so he was such a nice guy and he was like why'd you break up with him then because he just like wasn't my dude it was when i was like 25 and like you know when like it hits you when you're like oh i gotta think about my future yeah and like for the first time you're thinking about like long term why is this the worst you've ever acted no that just reminded me of that because he like showed back up at my apartment got it got it got it got it i haven't really physically acted that like i said

i like i like am inwardly insane okay i'm not really outwardly you're like a no i spiral like i have deep dark spirals within myself that nobody ever sees that sounds fun it is so fun i almost married a guy named scott small why bad first name in ninth grade i really wanted him to be my boyfriend he might have been my boyfriend for like a second almost married him he was very small 14 well in my mind i was like okay scott small i wonder what scott small is doing now so kelsey i almost married him i don't even know if our lockers were on the same floor okay that's it that's it anyway i also tried um to marry a guy named sergey who was a russian gymnast yeah he's gay sergey was gay that is so funny that i ended up with like a great guy

and like a good marriage because i'm i'm shocked i'm shocked like the smartest thing i ever did was marry chris knight it is he is so normal and he is such a good dude like i i don't get it can't believe it do you think he's too good for me yeah i was trying to be nice no i'm just i'm gonna say he's probably a better partner than you are yeah absolutely like you're very lucky i think he loves me because i'm a psycho right like he's like oh i just love being on this weird ride or is he just like so chill that he can deal with you being a psycho is his mom a psycho no very chill see i don't i don't think maybe he grew up in a home that wasn't exciting enough and he met you and he's like this is it i think that's what it is because he always likes the excitement or do you

think he can just deal with the excitement i think that he secretly yeah i think secretly he enjoys her insanity oh i'm not gonna post on instagram but then like when i post he'll like go look at all the comments like how many followers yeah like i know he'll be like he'll be like oh i'm saying no to all these people trying to follow me and i was like why are you even saying like he like really he's he doesn't even know he likes it i know he like he doesn't understand the emotion he doesn't understand the emotion um of loving it but yeah he's i'm a pretty good wife though no i'm a pretty good wife cook him dinner i put in dinner pre-made dinners that i buy pre-made when he's on his way home oh so i'll be like let me know when you're on the way home and i'll throw

in a bruschetta chicken in the oven that's i don't cook it that's so nice though i know who cooks these days i'm pretty thoughtful i know that was super like prehistoric and i know i'm like are we in the 1950s do you cook for him that's like being a good wife but like i really do think some men just need those like primal yes like zach he will get so annoyed if the laundry is piling up he'll do it himself but i know that he appreciates it if i just do it and he is at work every day like all day long and my schedule is more flexible so it's like the nice thing to do if i'm just home no if you're home doing nothing you should probably do the laundry it's true i actually had a girlfriend who was with a guy who was like you know successful and he definitely took care of

them like paid the rent like anything yeah vacations she was like um an aspiring like she was like singer dancer or whatever same as me in new york and one day she was like i'm so mad he expects me to do the laundry and to go to the grocery store like it's not 1950 and i was like but like what are you what are you doing with the rest like what are you doing with your day i exactly i'm all about equal like no but if you're gonna but listen if you're gonna live in those gender roles where the guy is paying for everything you have to do something like do something that's how i feel and i was like you need to maybe check yourself yeah check yourself before you wreck yourself you can't like have your cake and eat it too in that aspect like you can't

sit around doing nothing and have the guy do everything for you it's true i mean i wish which is why i don't think i do well like i talk about how i wish that i like had somebody who was a billionaire with a jet but i don't actually think i would do well in that situation because you have to take care of the rest their life no and then they dictate everything that you're doing i don't want somebody telling me what to do yeah if i want to go on a girl's trip he could say you're not going yeah you can't have a bag if i want to do anything like yeah like zach and i are equal partners so guess what if i want to go do something i'm doing it bye on that note yeah um thank you guys so much for watching the show this week and we have one more show coming up this sunday at 10

30 p.m on e please tweet us hashtag lady gang tv and we have lots of fun episodes coming up soon in 2019. 2019. Okay, we're not here for a long time. Remember when we thought 2000 Y2K was the end of the world?

I had a going away party. You had a going away party because... Going away from the Earth party. No, you didn't. Like, I had the end of the world party. Was it a costume party?

No, I was like 10. No, I was 13. Okay, great. Anyways. Well, on that note, we're not here for a long time, but it's lunchtime. We're here for a good time.

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