LadyGang - LG QUICKIE: Jeltie vs. Kecca

Episode Date: September 17, 2020

At what point are Keltie, Becca, and Jac just copying each other? That may be the power of The LadyGang, but it can’t be avoided, even when planning trips. But, will renting vans and camping in Yosemite lead to Survivor: The LadyGang edition?  Thank you to our sponsors! Martha Stewart CBD – Go to ladygang.marthastewartcbd.com and use code LADY15 for 15% off.   Third Love – Go to thirdlove.com/ladygang to get 10% off your f irst purchase.  Jenni Kayne – Get 20% off your first order with code LADYGANG at jennikayne.com.   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

it's time for a quickie podcast one presents the lady gang the hollywood girl posse with lady gang quickie here's kelty knight becca tobin and jack vanek let's make this quick hello hello hello welcome to lady gang quickie i am becca here with kelty and jack yeah so today we're going to talk about who copies who in the lady gang for this. Oh my God. I know where this is going. No, it's not at all going Jack. Don't be so insecure. So the other day, Becca posted her white express outfit. And then I also was wearing the exact same outfit on purpose. I saw her wear it and then I had to work and I was like, what am I going to wear today? I'll just wear the Becca. So I copied the Becca. And then this morning I posted

an Instagram and someone texted or put a comment on it that said, wow, you're starting to look more and more like Becca. And then a week ago I went to the drive-in MS gala, which was actually surprisingly super fun. They like gave you dinner and you ate it in the car and you turn the radio station to the thing. Oh yeah, that looked really cute. And then, um, no, no, honey, I'm good. I could take another, but I probably should. Who's that? Andy Grammer. Andy Grammer played. Wonderful. phone. Also Eric Benet played. Do you remember Eric Benet? He had like one hit song and he was married to Halle Berry. I'll look it up. Remember he was married to Halle Berry and then cheated on her with like multiple women. I think I do. Yes. Benet. Yes. Is it Benet? Eric. Yeah. Eric Benet.

Hold on. The song is Georgie Porgie pudding pie. Kiss the girl and make them. I've never heard this song in my life. Yes, you have. Let me get to the chorus. Eric Benet came out and played and he was like, yo, what's up gala. And I was like, Oh my God, you could have been married to Halle very but you the third opening act at the ms gala with the song i've never heard before you've heard this song at the club damn all the clubs i go to anyway so i was like what am i gonna wear to the gala and there was a red carpet i did the red carpet like the drive-through red carpet it was incredible i saw all my friends from the red carpets you actually like have to stand up in the red like it is a red carpet so you drive on it's super wide you drive your car on they

they gave me um a not a microwave a magnet a magnet sticky a magnet for the side of the car that said like race to erase ms gala except chris um his car was not magnetic so we just held it and which is weird um and then they take a picture of you like leaning out your window and then you were allowed to like get out and stand at the side of your car and they you take your mask off and they could take a picture of you there but anyway i wore another outfit that i copied of becca the black uh the gingham dress from the express collection with the white boots and a low bun and hoops and i was like oh my god this is honestly like it's getting ridiculous kelty like the power of the lady well the power of the lady gang is that it's three very different women every

you're a kelty you're backing your jack like it's not just like the becca kelty you know what i mean so i've done a disservice you mean like the becca kelty hybrid yeah okay you know what i mean it's not but kelty and jack is a lady gang like we're all different you know yeah it's becoming belty belty and jack i can't be jelty remember it used to be jelty so i was like oh no this is getting ridiculous i am really quite the asshole i gotta change my ways then i went on a camping trip this is where I knew it was going to. And the whole time. And I'm like, no one wants to copy me. I like to pretend I'm an influencer, but I'm not. Then I'm on the camping trip and everyone's DM me and they're like, Oh my God, this looks amazing. This looks amazing. Jack's like, yo,

where is this? And then she's like, Hey, I tried to get a van. There's none available. Like on my vacation, I'm like trying to plan a vacation for Jack anyway. So then right after Jack who can't plan anything in advance is like, well, there's no vans left. I'm like, yeah, cause I planned it. No shit. I wasn't trying to go. I wasn't trying to like do your vacation with you. No, no, no. I know. But I was, you were like, oh, I tried to book a van. There's not available. I was like, yes, we decided we were taking lady gang vacation three months ago. And that's when I booked my event. Jack likes to do things 24 hours before there's no vans available. So then 24 hours before she goes on her trip to Yosemite and she's like nature in a bikini in the Creek. And I was

like you bitch i just did this this is my content and i knew how you felt becca and i will never copy you again this is insulting okay well number one jared wasn't gonna have this week off so i wasn't gonna plan anything so he only knew he had that week off like two days before it happened secondly i was trying to plan that the van thing for like three months from now and it's booked for like until 2022 because kelty the ultimate influencer has everybody's she's booked him out there's they're hosted and yeah i will tell you that when i got back to drop jet off at the at the place the owner was there and he wanted to give me a hat he's like oh thanks so like you have a podcast and i was like don't act like you don't know who i am you've been watching my stories

for four days i because you're tagging them i should have got a discount but honestly they're a small business i think what they do is super rad i was happy to tag them and pay full price well and their karma of being an influencer they were affordable too that's why i wanted to rent one so bad and they do a great job and they were amazing and i kicked the shit out of that van we broke four things in the van in four days i want to talk about that yes i do okay so we rented the van for those of you who don't follow me on social media which is a lot of you by the numbers uh by the ratio of people listen to this podcast, which just social media thrills me every single time. I think there are people that listen are listening right now that are like, you know what? I love

lady gang podcast, but I refuse to follow Kelty on social media. Okay. It's gotten intense lately. It used to be like, like easy and easy follow, but now it's like, you have to be invested to follow you. You know what Kelty is sorry to go off track, but this is what made me think of something so kelty's like if if glee was a person so like glee was a very specific audience yes they were very niche i mean it did get a little mainstream big niche big niche but like but when they latched on they were in for a life suckling they were suckling kelty has this this little corner of lady gang audience that is dedicated they are more dedicated to her than any of them are to you or myself jack it's true oh yeah it's just a smaller percentage i don't have super fans

in the way that like kelty does because i don't think i'm intense enough for those you have to have more of a like an intense energy to you to have intense fans rude anyway so let me tell you about what happened with jet. Okay. First of all, so when they, is the name of the van? Yeah. So each one of the vans is named after like a rock and roll icon. So you can get like Bowie jet, whatever. So the one mistake boho vans makes is that they don't give you a how to manual. They just expect you to understand everything when they pick up the van and they're like, okay, then when you need to fill the water, here's the batteries, whatever. And so I'm like half listening, half Instagramming, like, I don't know. So we get out on the road and we got to fill the

water tank so i'm like oh yeah i remember this part you just put the hose on and then get the fill and then we're filling it up and then we hear kaboom well the water tank um the the wood that was holding the water tank in place exploded and the wood went shattering across the entire campsite because there was a part that you had opened to let it aerate or else the the water tank just kept expanding so we we broke that one time the blinkers like for an entire day the blinkers didn't work number two or no sorry number three the one of the handles like for the cupboard like we completely broke the cupboard door it was off by the end of the week but the best time we ever had was um the best time that we ever had and was when we dropped a plate in the sink and then the

plate suction cupped into a circle and we couldn't get the plate out for the last day the plate was in the sink okay i gotta stop you okay let me just tell you something before you bash this company yeah i guarantee you after knowing you this many years they did a thorough oh yeah explanation tutorial on how to use this automobile no 100 there's probably a printout in there i skimmed it i skimmed it yeah well you at first were like this is the only thing i'm mad about with the jet company i could have used i the sink was not my fault they were like oh yeah this has happened before you're not the only person i don't understand a plate getting because the sink is like a round little camping sink right and then it's the tin like camping plates and so nicole's

anyway oh my god we dropped it and it got submerged and it got stuck so they had to like plunge it out. Anyway, I love you. When we come back. Stop wasting your nights on a mattress that doesn't get you. Experience the most comfortable mattress in the world. The Sleep Number Smart Bed. At the touch of a button, you can personalize your comfort. Choose firmer or softer. Adjust cooler to warmer. And right now, save up to $2,500 during our massive Labor Day event hurry into your local sleep number store today because we have your number more from our trips the lady gang so anyway jack hat you're back how was your trip how was your trip how was your nature trip um my nature trip was great i do have you to thank you did inspire me to like

live my best camping life i did book it um very very last minute and we like with yosemite people book it like years, months in advance, a year in advance. And then like two days before the date that you're supposed to go, they'll like open up a few tickets. So we just won like the lottery to get into Yosemite. It was gorge. It was amazing. Jared was very impressed by my camping skills. What are your camping skills? Um, well, I used to go camping with my dad all the time when I was a kid. And then I lived basically like a pirate on warp tour. So I don't need to like, I can like shower with a water bottle and, you know, be very uncleanly. Um, but are you guys sexually active while you were camping? We were not sexually active when we were camping. Where

are we Jared? Okay. It's like weird to be sexually active and camping. Well, we also bought a tent very last minute because everybody and their mom was trying to camp that weekend because there's nothing else to do. And we bought a two person tent, but really a two person tents, like a one person tent so we had to sleep foot to head because i didn't want him breathing on me because it's like i'd hate a face close to me so it was very um so you made him sleep with your feet sounds like love yes he gave me a little foot massage before i went to bed it was really nice that's so nice right here um so what kind of things did you do and then you had to leave early right we had to leave early because of the fires which i thought so yosemite had they're doing a

controlled burn so like when there's like a lot of lightning and shit they'll start fires so then it won't like go through the whole entire park so there's a fire the whole time and then the last day we're doing this huge hike and the sky starts turning orange and then it starts getting weirder and weirder by the moment and we're like this doesn't seem right so we like left the we left yosemite to go back to our camping spot and then it just followed us the camping spot and then by the time we were like going to actually get ready to you know settle down it was just orange sky it was like 60 degrees because all of the smoke completely like shuts out the sun and it was super fucking scary so we had to get out of there and now all of california is on fire so you know

super fun yippee you know this gives me hope for survivor lady gang because becca loves to camp becca loves to camp i love to camp jack loves to camp foot to mouth i hate to tell you this but there is just like no world in which that will ever happen wait why because we could go on a camping trip together we put unscripted tv to rest we can produce it for others but we don't want to do it ourselves no i'm just talking for fun like oh i thought you were like a survivor No, no, no. I mean, if we can sell it, sure, I'll try to sell it. But like, could we just go on a trip?

Wait, what if we did Naked and Afraid? The three of us. That sounds... Wait, what if we did Naked and a Lady? Oh my God, no. That doesn't make grammatical sense. I think Naked and Afraid is the dumbest show ever. What about Naked Lady?

No. Naked and Afraid is, it's absolutely terrifying. Those people almost die every time. Bug bites everywhere. like talk about my worst nightmare i'm not into the bugs and honestly if i'm gonna be honest honestly if i'm gonna be honest like post-covid body like i'm not as cute naked as i was pre-covid i wonder the people who are cuter naked after covid i'm like questioning i don't trust you no i'm i look in the mirror i'm like i mean i'm doing okay like i'm doing the best i can

but it's like i'm not i'm not at my no there's people crushing it like rebel wilson is like Yeah. Just losing weight and getting her dream body. I'm like, what, what am I doing with my life? I just can't find the motivation. It's like, for what? I can't even find the motivation to like up to do my Botox at the correct time or get my hair done. Cause I'm like for what? For what? To sit in my house again for another day. Nobody's seeing it. Who cares? There's nothing. There's literally no goal. You need a goal to get hot for a wedding or a trip trip or something, we got, we don't, we got nothing. No, it's like the groceries are coming tomorrow. Speaking of trying to get hot for something that was such a waste was the express

photo shoot, which I'm so glad we didn't bother getting hot for that. Or I certainly did not because there's a billboard that's been up for three months with our faces on it. And no one has seen this thing. I know if anybody was going to, if we are going to be shown in front of the most people possible it would have been through that and even if that was nothing a whole two people saw it no i was like you guys we're gonna be on our billboard in times square like our listenership is gonna go cold right do you know why this happened it's because i said that you cared too much i cared so much about the billboard like it's all i wanted every time we had a meeting they're like so you want what color i'm put you on and i was like but tell me about

the billboard i'm pretty sure that we only did this deal because the billboard it's true well yeah. Cause remember we wanted a billboard so bad for lady gang TV and nobody would pay for it. I almost bought one for us for our book. Yeah. You almost wasted a lot of our money to do that. I'm so glad you didn't. But then that was like, that was the thing, but then it like ended up being in some bizarro world where it's maybe worse that it happened than not. We're in the upside down. I have had only one person that I didn't like freshly know and tell to go to New York to Times Square, tag me in a photo of that billboard. It has not influenced at all. There's not a Lady Gang fan, a person that's like, oh my God, look, I see you. No. I haven't even reposted

one because nobody's ever tagged me in one. It was the Aussie. It was your friend back. It was the only one that tagged me in a photo of her walking through Times Square. Yeah. Her and then one of my other friends from my Broadway days, they're like, wait, is this your face in Times square i'm like why are you it's true it's true he lives in new york star thank you for noticing he used to work on broadway just for broadway all goes down guys i mean how are we ever going to play roxy heart if broadway never opens again oh thank god oh becca it's probably up to us to save broadway by doing a what's her name zelma zelma zelma zelma and roxy zelma kelsey zelma i'll felma and roxy lady gang is the only thing that can bring broadway back i think we could

sell a lot of tickets we could sell a million tickets people would come just to see how bad i am at singing actually that that would be the only reason why i would go oh yeah no offense but like i know you're okay it's fine we don't know i like i did a freaking tv show for three years where i sang and danced and i was on broadway for three years where i said i've never i've never seen it with my own eyes but i well you could turn on glee on netflix you dickheads yeah but how do i know that's your real voice and it's not like a sleep that wasn't live where it's like half your voice and have someone else's voice well they didn't do that on glee i mean but how do you know i wasn't there very expensive yeah i mean like jack the next first

degree a thing we're going to talk about is becca's voice is it real is it real i don't trust anything i don't see with my own eyes so that's true maybe we should start this well there's going to be a few things you're going to question in life if you can't actually trust it if you don't see it with your own eyes especially when i'm trapped in my apartment yeah you're not going to be believing much. They're babes. Anyway, we love you guys. The moral of this quickie is it's okay to copy us and it's okay to copy Becca. Is it? You just have to say disclaimer, I'm copying Becca right now. And then I don't care. And then I'm flattered, but don't act like it's an original idea. Yeah, no, it's never an original idea. Okay. We weren't here for a long time, but we

were here for a good time. Was that a good time? Thanks for listening and make sure to rate and review this podcast wherever you get your podcast we have new episodes of lady gang every tuesday and thursday follow us on social media at the lady gang uh follow us personally at kelty most importantly at becca and at jack vanek the lady gang network is produced by will sterling steve delamater kirsten woodward and elizabeth baquet thanks for rating and reviewing wherever you get your podcasts and tune in for new episodes every single week