LadyGang - LG QUICKIE: Keltie, Becca & Jac Are Playing With Their Box...Again!

Episode Date: December 27, 2018

For you fans that spent the last six weeks listening to recaps about their show (and are sick of it) the ladies pull out the box from the dusty shelve to answer more questions about themselves like their favorite fast foods, terrible pick up lines, and methods for dealing with anxiety. Check out new episodes of LadyGang's TV show on E! every Sunday at 10:30 ET/PT on E! Follow the podcast on Instagram @theladygang and you can email Jac, Becca and Keltie at Hello [e-mail]! And check out the show page @ladygangtv!  And thank you to today's sponsors:  Amazon = Go to amazon.com/shop/ladygang to find their favorite products while keeping the podcast FREE!  LadyBox = Check out the latest LadyBox before they're all gone at www.theladygang.com/ladybox  Away = Get $20 off your suitcase by visiting AwayTravel.com/ladygang and use promo code LADYGANG at checkout ESPN = Watch the College Football Semi-Finals back-to-back on Saturday, January 29th and the National Championship Game presented by AT&T on Monday, January 7th on ESPN Walt Disney World = Book your trip the Happiest Place on Earth and enjoy some of their newest attractions See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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wearfigs.com and use code FIGSCA for 15% off your first order. That's wearfigs.com, code FIGSCA. Hey guys, the following podcast is a Lady Gang Network and Podcast One production, which means it's going to be awesome. it's time for a quickie podcast one presents the lady gang the hollywood girl posse with lady gang quickie here's kelty knight becca tobin and jack vanek let's make this quick hello hello hello and welcome to the lady gang quickie i'm back in here with kelty and jack hello we're really gonna try to give you a decent show today we're gonna try extra hard because listen if you're not a fan of the television show you've just had to go through six weeks

of wraparounds about something you're not watching and i know some and i know some of you are not watching it because more people are downloading the quickies than are watching the show maybe i'm just kidding that's not true that's not true that's not true okay um anyway would you like your inspirational quote yes please okay jack fill the air fill the air you keep saying to jack tell her i'm ready i'm ready okay what's up i am learning every day to allow the space between where I am and where I want to be to inspire me

and not terrify me. Unsubscribe. I hated it. I don't even, I blacked out. I don't even know. I know. But wasn't it something

about filling the space? No, that's what I wanted you to do but then I was so quick on my uptake of my Pinterest board. You don't like that? No.

Instead of being scared? What was it? Oh my God. You didn't even listen. How do you hate? I didn't either. The moral is is that you don't,

don't be scared when you reach out in the future and you're like what will lady gang hold don't be scared just know it inspires you i'm not really scared to be honest i'm not either i'm not that scared i'm like oh well if it didn't work then that's you're not scared about your love life future not really cool are you scared about your acting future no oh i mean i have been don't let it terrify you i think becca and i are like too lazy to be terrified to be honest it's true that's not true neither one of you are lazy It's going to be a new year, and I want us to be truthful in the way we speak to ourselves.

Neither one of you are lazy. You have nine jobs. This is not an inspiring podcast, Kelsey. Nobody's going to listen. They listen because we're dicks. You should be more on podcasts where you just talk about inspirational things. Just be nicer to yourself, Jack. You work really hard.

The thing is, I think we're all quite nice to ourselves, like not on the podcast. Are we? I mean, you're probably not. I don't think so. I woke up at 7 o'clock this morning, and you had already sent me five text messages about our merch store. You were working your ass off, and it was before 7 a.m. Listen, I'm also not the one that says I don't work. You're the one that tells me I don't work.

I'm the one that's defending myself because I do work. It's true. It's true. It's true. It's true. I don't even know what's happening. Okay. Anyway, when we come back, we're going to play Go Back to an Old Favorite.

What's in the box? We're so excited because Walt Disney World Resorts is helping us make this podcast dream come true. Walt Disney World is the perfect escape. And now as an adult, you can experience it in a whole new way. You know what I mean? We're not six-year-old girls anymore, honey. We're 21. From the excitement of after-hours events to cool drinking options, now's the time to find your happy place at Walt Disney World.

And there's a lot of things going on. So I'm going to tell you about three of them, and then we're going to play a fun Disney quiz. And the girl who gets the most right between Jack and Becca gets a $100 gift certificate from Kelty to go to Disney World. Wait, I'm going to Disney in April. Okay. So I get it. I hope you get it. Okay, so there's a couple fun adult things you can do.

Number one, the Epcot International Festival of the Arts. In January and February, you can experience the ultimate celebration of art, entertainment, and food, featuring galleries, visiting artists, dining experiences, concerts, hands-on activities. It's a can't-miss artful experience. Jack, I put a note here. I thought this would be something you could enjoy. Yeah, that does sound amazing. And this one, this one is for me. Disney's Animal Kingdom Park.

This January, celebrate the Lion King during the 25th anniversary. Experience Festival of the Lion King. A moving and immersive theatrical experience celebrating the music of the Lion Kings. Watch The Tree of Life Awakens. And there's new Lion King photo ops where you can have immersive backdrops and you can step into the film. Did you see the new trailer for Lion King? It's going to be epic. I mean, Beyonce, boo, slay all day.

And here's one for you, Becca. Disney's Hollywood Secrets. This January, you can party with your Pixar pals during the 30th anniversary of Disney's Hollywood Studios. Celebrate the wonderful worlds of The Incredibles, Monsters, Inc., Cars, and Toy Story. And the all-new Toy Story Land is your size, Becca. It's an 11-acre land where you are magically transformed to the size of toys and experience the exciting toy-filled world of Andy's backyard. I live that every day. It's literally your size.

Anyway, we're so excited and we want to thank Disney for being an amazing partner. Is it coming now, or is it coming? It's coming. Just January. Oh, my gosh. It'll happen while I'm there. Oh, my gosh. I can't wait for the text.

I'm so excited for you. Anyway. Should we do a backdrop? Yeah. I'm very happy for you. Okay, here we go. Are you guys ready for your quiz? Yeah.

Ready. Okay. First one answers gets points. I'm so nervous. In the Jungle Book, who teaches Mowgli about the bear necessities of life? The bear. And what's his name? Mowgli.

No. I don't know what he is. Baloo? Yes. That's correct, Becca. I thought I know. Cruella de Vil is the villain in which Disney movie? Dalmatians.

101 Dalmatians. You got it, Jack. She didn't say the full title. What is the name of the boy who owns Buzz Lightyear in the movie Toy Story? Timmy or something? Andy. Yes, correct, Jack. Which Disney princess has a raccoon as a sidekick?

A raccoon? Pocahontas. Oh. You missed it. In the movie Frozen, what song does Elsa sing as she builds? That's a tie. Jackaback. Jackaback.

In the movie Finding Nemo, which country has Nemo been taken to? I don't know, Australia? Australia. Correct, Jack. Well, I guessed. What is the name of Bambi's rabbit friend? Thumper. Oh, shit.

Becca. She's like... Okay. What does the crocodile swallow in Peter Pan? A person. A pirate. Incorrect. Becca.

The bracelet. A clock. Angela Lansbury plays a witch called Miss Price in which Disney movie? Cinderella? No, I wouldn't even know this. Bed, Nuts, and Brewsticks. What is it? Bed, Nuts, and Brewsticks.

I don't even... Okay, hold on. Last one. I want a really good one. Don't make it too hard. Which is the first Disney movie to receive an Oscar nomination for Best Picture? Beauty and the Beast. Correct.

What? Becca, let's title them up. Oh, you won. We have Becca. One, two, three, four. Jack has one, two, three, four. It's a tie. Tiebreaker.

No, I'm ready. Tiebreaker question. I can't believe I got four answers. Okay. That was impressive. Are you ready? Yes. Born ready.

This is the ultimate Walt Disney World resort question in honor of all the new cool adult experiences at Walt Disney World. What color are Mickey Mouse's shorts? Yellow. Incorrect. Black. Becca! I thought red was too easy of an answer. I thought it was a trick question.

Me too. Say a big thank you to Walt Disney World for sponsoring this podcast. Thank you, Walt Disney World. I can't wait to see you in April. I'm so excited. Can you take me? No. Don't shake it too hard.

what's in the lady gang box what's in the box we're back what's in the box kelty okay first topic confused when she texts us we're doing a box episode i'm like a lady box episode i don't even read those oh god okay just wait to get here and be surprised i tried to give you guys like a little bit of you know okay all right here we go first uh oh first topic it's a hot one oh no go-to recipes. These were all submitted by the Lady Gang. I've literally never cooked in my entire life. The only thing I know how to make is mozzarella cut up with baby

tomatoes, olive oil, and pesto. Me too. Do you say croissant when you go to the bakery too? And you went to Bartholona? And a pita? I f***ing hate when people say a pita. I know that's the way it's pronounced. I hate it. But as an American, just pronounce it

the dumb way that we pronounce it. It's so annoying. Mozzarella? I make a nice mozzarella tomato salad that's not even a recipe okay well what's your recipe you literally just get the mozzarella already like cut up and put it on i could do that and i can't cook i have a delicious recipe recipe recipe what's your recipe i have a delicious farro and spinach salad that i make oh a salad so you just put some more dry condiments walnuts oh oh i also there's a lot of things in it what else can i do that's basically it jack i never want to refuse to do meat because

i'm scared of raw meat because i was a vegetarian for so long and the like ickiness of like a raw meat scares well blue apron it was great when you sponsored the lady gang and now that's over there's anything wrong with blue apron i'm saying there's a lot wrong with me because i can't even cook yeah i crush blue apron next topic delicious they're really actually delicious this one is great dealing wait do what's in your box and then i'll get what's in your box i don't think so either okay you wanted it dealing wait can i guess dealing with anxiety i knew it was gonna be that did you put this in jack no are you sure no but i need it how do you deal with your anxiety um take us deep take us deep into the brain of jacqueline i usually go to a substance i turn to

should i talk about xanax or weed right now i honestly can't like be with myself when i'm anxious i have the most anxiety around when i know i need to have a conversation with someone but it's like i'm not going to have that conversation for an hour two hours a day and then it just runs in my head and i'm like confrontational anxiety i'm in the car and i'm like doing the speaking and then like i used to be so embarrassed doing this because it was before bluetooth and so i was just talking to myself in the car but now you can be like oh i'm what i can't hear you i'm on the phone what but like it's just me talking to myself on silence and then talk on them like you're on the phone i mean i don't do that when you do that do you actually because i

run through conversations in my head but it's in my head do you know i practice i speak it i wonder but is that like an acting thing no i'm just always it's a cool girl thing like if i need Because I know that I can get really twisted up in my own thoughts and my words. So I have to, like, if I, even with certain interviews, if I know questions that are going to be asked, I'll, like, practice in the shower to get a concise situation. See, I can do that in my head. I can't. And then with confrontation, I definitely have to do it. To rehearse.

But I usually fly off the handle. It's a waste. Especially with Zach. It's like my rehearsal did not go well. I'm bawling my eyes out. I can't control myself. okay next i love this travel essentials wait can you please tell everyone what happened on the plane when we were going to new york which part of it the whole thing the guy was so good the guy

our text chain on that flight that was the funniest text chain i think we've ever had in our lives okay but tell everyone okay well first of all we all had like seats in different rows so when we get on the plane becca and i decide to like switch seats so we're sitting next to each other so we leave kelty by herself like three rows behind us in an aisle in an aisle sitting next to tragedy a somewhat like attractive guy yeah hotter from far away what if his wife is listening he's a monet his wife does listen oh i made him subscribe on his phone but that's like at the end of the story we're talking about him but anyways so our first thought is well becca's first thought was like oh well let's hook this guy up with jack like find out if he's single right lt did not

this conversation started when he was in the bathroom so we couldn't really see if he had a ring or not yes then he walks out of the bathroom i immediately say see he has a ring so i was like ah whatever so then he sits down and then two minutes later we turn around kelty is blabbing her face off telling him to subscribe we can use all the listeners we can get no first okay first of all they're both not telling the story first of all you asked me if there was a ring and i was like there's a ring and then he was searching through the movies but he was doing it you know you get some swipe but he's doing with his middle finger which is like such an odd choice i'm like if you're gonna swipe with your middle finger i just feel like there's

something wrong with you so that was like another flaw and then i saw you say i'm picky and then he was like typing away and i was like oh and then i saw him like going through he gave up middle finger swipes on the movies and went to his phone and he was like going through all the podcasts and there was like a lot of ones that we both listened to like what stuff you should know and pr like all these different things and i and so out of nowhere i didn't even say hi to this guy when he sat down because i didn't realize he was of interest to us like so of course like i wasn't gonna say hi because if you open the can of like we're friends i don't want the can of small talk yeah i just try to act like i don't even see you even though you're sitting beside me so i said to him oh you're

in the podcast hey and he was like yeah i was like i see there they turned sorry i don't mean to like snoop but you know i have a podcast and he's like what's it called and i go lady gang but i was wearing my lady gang sweatshirt and then i had my lady gang eye mask from the lady box in my hand no and he was like oh what's it about and that's like the hardest question when people are like what's it about like absolutely nothing like well it's just like podcast about nothing kind of and so i was like well it's about girls and stuff that girls go through and he's like oh let me tell my wife and i was like ah gotcha and then these are videoing me the whole time it was just the clip that we got was so funny because you're just like you're like laughing your head's like

throwing back it's my favorite insta video i've ever had i like need to save it so i can go back and look at it when i'm sad forever it's just so you just like so over the top and just like talking about yourself and he looks like he's being held captive you're like holding him towards the window laughing lady gang how's that window feel and then i look back at her when like we're about to land and she's still sleeping with her lady gang eye mask on those eye masks are awesome they are great yeah i don't even have one okay so we're gonna skip over travel essentials because we're never traveling together again ever because i hate you both and i quit the lady gang the lady gang favorite fast food chick-fil-a

or astro burger that veggie burger and astro burger can turn any day from wrong to right mine is an animal cheeseburger animal style mcdonald's what does animal style mean no but animal style on a cheeseburger i didn't realize you could do it's pickles and then grilled onions wait animal style is pickles why don't you just say pickles because it's just what they do they put the lingo grilled onions pickles the sauce and like the whole cheeseburger so it's easier to say animal style than what i just said sounds so good right now wait hold on so you just to be clear as a non-mediator you can go and be like i would like a cheeseburger animal or or you could say i would like a cheeseburger animal style and the only thing that's different with animal style

is that has pickles and onions and the sauce right and there's a special sauce i don't know i don't know either way it's like the best way to get it in and out burger okay so in and out burger mcdonald's fries if i could get mcdonald's fries animal style that would be shake shack is also I had Shake Shack yesterday a fry animal style with an onion and a pickle on it

so how have you never had In-N-Out before when you're not a meat eater In-N-Out is not where you go they have a grilled cheese it's not that good

but anyway well good well then you know way to sell it to me Jack I'll go there right now animal style fries are just fries with cheese

grilled onions and their sauce on top bomb that's poutine it's similar kinda thank you

okay thank you my favorite is the Impossible Burger from Fatburger and a Skinny Fry and a Diet Coke. What's a Skinny Fry? It's like a

shoestring. Skinny. And so it's crunchy. Not for me. Pickup lines online. What? I don't know. I've never been picked up online. You haven't? I'm trying to think what I used to say to guys on Bumble. That was like a pickup line. Hey boy.

I used Baberham Lincoln. at all. I'm sorry? Excuse me, what? Baberham Lincoln? Yeah, I heard you. Maybe this is why Bumble didn't work out for you, Jack. Holy shit. You referred to somebody that you had never

met on Bumble as Baberham Lincoln? Yeah, because they're still a babe. Obviously it didn't work. Oh my god. All this time, this is all I needed to know to fix your love life. Please use it in full context. Use it in a sentence.

I used to use Babeler a lot with like the three sirens that was like my good hold on you would just text someone babe alert yeah that's assault and then what what would you expect them to say oh then they would start the i hated bumble because well i don't hate bumble let me retract that a little bit i don't like making the first move however on bumble it had better guys than tinder babraham lincoln so i just like throw something out there that like didn't really start it but i was like now you can start the conversation oh you know you could be like oh hey how are you how often did baberham lincoln work a lot how often so did you just put baberham lincoln period or was there like a

sentence involved in baberham i think i probably made some like political pun with baberham lincoln no i'm dying right now did you use like the little magic star that has a whirly oh no but i do like that one me too there is a top hat emoji i should have put that in there though have you used Baberham Lincoln in any other parts of your dating life probably did you think of this I should just search

where did Baberham Lincoln come from and why don't you have a Baberham Lincoln t-shirt Jack Bannock clothing I like a good pun you need a Baberham Lincoln 4th of July shirt oh hell yeah I want residuals we can make it a Lady Gang merch item

nobody wants that idioticness from Lady Gang okay we're a little higher class than that i'm not sure about that we're way above baberham lincoln when did this when did you decide but from now on i know i'm gonna see you guys at like five o'clock in the morning tomorrow for filling or for filming and so when you walk in i'm gonna go babe alert babe alert whatever you guys try being on bubble it's not easy i'm not even sure what my intro line would be it's hard because it's like how do you make it not cheesy hey and well i'd usually like try to like pull something from their pictures or like

something they said that i could like resonate with but if there's nothing to say just babe alert god my life sucks yes it is okay high school what about it what's in the box your worst nightmare high school i do want to tell you a story from high school please do why are you throwing the Sheets of paper. It's their garbage. Oh, okay. And the peanut butter cup box. I loved to perform in high school.

Oh, wow. No one asked me to perform. That's also shocking. I remember in my high school senior year. Were you always like the last person in a play, but you thought you were the star? A hundred percent. In Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. Oh, my God.

I love that play. I was so mad because it was my senior year, and there was no good girl parts. You know what I mean? Joseph, it's like Joseph and the brothers and the dad and Benjamin and, like, the dream coat is, like, really the star of the whole thing. Donny Osmond, you know? Right. So then there's, like, Potiphar's wife, who's, like, the whore.

Potiphar. Yeah, exactly. That's who I was. You don't sing. It was actually a role made for me. And you get to wear a slutty dress, and I did, like, a high kick and was, like, I turned it into, like, the Spanish Inquisition, but it was, like, anyway. Did you crush it?

Where is the story going? I crushed it. Anyway They did Joseph and the Technical Or Dreamcoat at your high school? I did it too Really? What were you?

I don't really remember I bet you were Jacob Or Benjamin the little brother Were you a boy? I was a female There's no females in that There's an ensemble that dances I mean yeah

But they don't matter Well that's what I was Oh Cool I think I don't really remember Anyway So I specifically remember

There being like a holiday showcase And I did a hot performance Of Santa Baby Oh lord In the middle of the cafeteria And that sums up high school for me. Yeah, it does. Oh.

Did everybody leave? I had the hottest boyfriend in high school. Did you? I got the hottest guy in the school at the end of the year. Because after I got my teeth fixed, I got bloomed. You got bloomed? I got bloomed. I bloomed.

Wait, when, at what point did you bloom? Like, fall of my senior year. Damn. I feel like I bloomed until last year, to be honest. Now I understand. Because the summer going into 12, I had no teeth. what because i had to get my jaw shut my jaw wired i definitely did you have a underbite my teeth didn't grow i baby teeth my whole life it was terrible i'll show you pictures anyway

i would like to see my high school boyfriend was sexual i there was literally i don't know if we were having this conversation about like the hot guy from your high school i don't think that there was a hot guy in my high school there were definitely hot there was no abraham lincoln in your high school? There's no paper hand Lincoln in my high school. Or I was, I mean,

once I turned like 16 and I started going to concerts, I literally like forgot about anybody in high school. So maybe there were like super hot guys. Yeah. You just didn't notice them.

You were like, are you wearing eyeliner? Nah. It was like when I lived next door to Chris Hemsworth and I like was like, ooh, when is Fall Out Boy playing?

Oh my God. My high school boyfriend when I was 16 used to leave my house to smoke weed with my friend Chelsea because I was not really smoking weed at this point in my life I was very serious about my dance career and um I also

wasn't like having sex with him and I really wasn't like giving blowjobs at this point in my life but I found out later that Chelsea and Jared were actually leaving my house to smoke weed together but she was actually giving him blowjobs no dang that's such a high school thing and then I saw the guys will go anywhere first they go for the tits the first person to get boobs no matter what is the most popular because guys are because guys are just like whoa boobs and like you could have the ugliest face or like you not have the cool sneakers it doesn't matter if you get tits that's it you are

I had concave boobs me too concave none a water bra couldn't even help me until I went on birth control and then I got oh my boobs got huge but I used to wear a water bra when I was in seventh grade and had a concave left boob I'm like and I hadn't gone through puberty I'm like how is this

girl 80 pounds with like a double D you're a supermodel alright I love you it's the end of the box Callie's sitting on the table like an asshole we're not here for a time we're here for a long time no we're not here for a long time we're here for a good time thank you for all your support in 2018 see you in 2019 bitches love you that escalated quickly thanks for joining us on lady gang quickie check out new episodes of lady gang every tuesday and more quickies every thursday on podcast1.com the podcast one app

and apple podcasts Thank you.