LadyGang - LG QUICKIE: Keltie's Adventures In Surgery

Episode Date: October 11, 2018

In a rare episode recorded live from Keltie's house, the Ladies talk about Keltie's recent brush of surgery before giving you a sneak peak of their fancy photo shoot for the show! Vote for the LadyGang for the 2018 People's Choice Award at pca.eonline.com. Follow the podcast on Instagram @theladygang and you can email Jac, Becca and Keltie at Hello [e-mail]! And check out the show page @ladygangtv! And thank you to today's sponsors:  Amazon = Go to amazon.com/shop/ladygang to find their favorite products while keeping the podcast FREE! Care Of = Go to TakeCareOf.com and use code LADYGANG to get 25% off your first month’s order of vitamins  Leesa Mattresses = Get up to $235 off and free shipping on the Leesa mattress at leesa.com/lady Tamara Mellon = Go to Tamara Mellon.com and get $100 off your order with code LADY100 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey guys, the following podcast is a Lady Gang Network and Podcast One production, which means it's going to be awesome. It's time for a quickie. Podcast One presents The Lady Gang, the Hollywood girl posse with Lady Gang Quickie. Here's Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Let's make this quick. Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to The Lady Gang Quickie. Let's make this quick.

Let's make this quick. I'm Becca. Here's Jack. Here's Kelty. we don't even need last name i don't even need a last name oh orly just stepped on your laptop it's okay okay she's very light she's a really bad child she really is she's not a bad child she's just her face i've never seen a dog so happy in my life such a dum-dum um inspirational quote right yeah what is it hold on no i have one i saved it let me just like talk okay all right

fine yeah orly's a dum-dum look at her face do you get good pictures of her i get smiling like this oh my god my dog walker like she comes in the house and orly literally shows both rows of teeth when she walks in because she's so excited does she like the dog walker better than you um she no like she loves her because she knows that it means she's going to see her friends at the dog park yeah she's going to have and seeing her at the dog park is the funniest thing ever i feel like a weird like does she think that she's a big dog uh i don't i don't know because she only plays with small dogs because i keep them separate because i've seen some shit go down at the dog park oh yeah when little dogs are in the big dog area like i literally saw a yorkie get

ripped in half i'm sure yeah like dead like dead like no i saw that at a big dog to bring the vibe down it's it's a it was devastating and i was like well that's it or at least never playing in there yeah because she's also like really eager and crazy so i'm afraid she's gonna like bring she'll think that they're playing with her and then she'd get literally it's like bringing a sorority girl into like i don't know the lion's den because she's too eager you know what i mean and they're like settle down bitches it's like if we're with a sorority girl yeah like the sorority girl came to hang out with us yes and we'd rip her to shreds that's who she is doing kelty i gotta plug in the computer because it's starting to die oh no hold please hold please you guys are

really seeing the inner workings of our yeah we're in kalty's home right now which is a strange shit i need an extension cord do you want to switch places with me kalty okay let's pause this okay and we're back we're back i thought we could talk about the photo shoot today yeah but can we i mean oh can we say we're in my house because i just had surgery Yes, Kelty's is post, one day post-surgery. And I'm doing great. Thanks for asking. Way better.

You actually are, like, quite sprightly for just having surgery. I know. I was hoping you'd be on more pain meds, though. I know. Are you not on it? No, I am, but they didn't give me the good stuff. Oh. Because even, I asked twice.

I asked the assistant and I asked the surgeon, and I was like, you really think I'm going to get by on, like, Tylenol and ibuprofen? I hate when they do that. I take ibuprofen for cramps. You don't know what it's like to be me. but he was like you know well you know if you take an opioid you get very constipated and i was like i don't care give me the goods i want to perk a sweat but um i'm just on i'm just on like the high like crazy ib like the high ibuprofen wait but they gave you do they give

you percocets for your last surgery yes percocet and you took them for a while didn't you like a long time it was amazing it was so good i felt amazing getting off it was not great so i i'm fine but honestly like this is so much better than the last time and i was more terrified did i tell you what my surgeon did how he showed me the pictures i don't want to get him in trouble but like after my first surgery when i started doing pt and i started going in for my tune-ups and i was doing pretty good he was like you want to see your surgery and i was like yeah and so he showed me on his phone he had pictures of my wrist like held open with the prongs and i could see my muscles and my um bones and he i could see the plates and stuff and he was like see this is

what i do what's insane is like my scar is probably like two inches she was pulled open like it was a grande no latte from starbucks like they pull it skin is so stretchable oh yeah well i follow some of those like plastic surgery accounts that do like boob jobs or whatever yeah and number one it's crazy how much shit people show on instagram and then what they won't show like with like a nipple or whatever. Right. But I'm like, but you can show an entire boob job and opening up the entire boob. But it's crazy how much, like, I feel like how, I know they're not careless when they're doing it, but it's like, they'll be like opening up the body and moving stuff around inside and then they stitch it up and you're fine. Yeah. So he showed me it. And so that was

the problem that like for the entire month before the surgery, every night I would go to sleep and I would just picture my arm open. And then yesterday, uh, or when I was having the surgery, i was like i was like um i'm just like feeling a little anxious about this and he was like well i would feel weird if you weren't anxious he's like if someone comes in for surgery and they're not feeling weird then like i would never operate like that's just like a death wish you know what i mean like you should feel weird about it and i was like but i feel extra weird because you i actually love i'm so relaxed when i have to go in for a surgery because i love being put to sleep i love i've never been put to sleep it doesn't freak see that would freak me out it freaks me

a little bit well because they don't know what they barely know anything about anesthesia because you're kind of dead no you're not you're sort of your organs are working properly you're like you're kind of dead you're not dead you're sleeping i mean with a breathing tube you know what i mean like and like you could cut your entire brain open he was like you know your your throat's gonna be a little sore because we'll hook you up to the breathing tube and i was like oh i didn't even know that part thanks for letting me know now i have more things to be nervous about i've been breathing on my own god anyway um okay so i thought we could talk about our great photo shoot yeah this was amazing yeah first of all like they spared no expense none like we're so fancy

i honestly that day so we had the photo shoot and then we had a meeting at e it was like our kickoff meeting that was the first day that this actually felt real to me because it's like we did a real photo shoot with a real photographer like mega photographer and then we had a meeting with a shit ton of people that like believe in us and it was really cool everyone should go check out her pictures because she's so major peggy serota serota no it's crazy she only did like so many iconic photos she does like michelle obama and every like rolling stone cover she's so legit she's such a lady boss what was so cool is that she didn't even have to hold her own camera she literally the moment she's ready to shoot she gets her camera from one of her like 18 men it was

amazing all men working for her lighting looking at her monitor giving her like anything she needs she like snaps her fingers and there's 15 guys like what do you need what do you need yeah like a harem of men it was crazy and they're all this like you can but she's not yelling she's not mean but you can just tell that they're terrified of her yeah you know what that showed me too is like a lot of the time i think when people are crazy like really kind of bitchy or high strung in those like weird situations a lot of the time it's insecure people yeah and they're trying to like make their bark really loud so that people are scared of them because like we had another person on the set who i won't say who it was yeah but there was like a lot of drama and

a lot of like intense stuff going on and i'm like looking at the difference between the photographer who is cool as a cucumber and such a professional and this person and i'm like oh it's because this person's still proving themselves yeah like there's a lot of like conflicting there's something to be said about a quiet confidence like that right that it is even more intimidating and you can it's so palpable i think especially with her like everybody knew yeah what a boss she was yeah and that's really inspiring i think because you don't have to be the loudest person in the room no to be the most successful or to have people respect you i recently told zach that that's his like superpower yeah because he wanted to confront someone at work about some drama that was going

down i was like honestly zach you're the scariest when you say nothing at all like he's the most terrifying well it's like when a parent is disappointed in you like my mom could scream and slam doors and i would be laughing yeah if my dad came upstairs to my bedroom was like i'm really disappointed in you and then walked away silently soul crushing dude i had an old boss who never yelled but she would look at you and she would go this was a mess oh my god no like just so calm just like she'd just look at you and go this was really a mess and you'd just be like where you could have like a different boss like throwing a binder at your face being like this was a mess and you're just like you're kind of like you're so crazy like that yeah because it's

like you're acting out of whatever it is usually when they're doing that there's so much other shit going on yeah i can walk away from a situation and be like whatever just happened is their shit not mine yeah you're like they must be going through something right now totally like projecting it on me exactly and then it's like when you it's the other cool thing about our photo shoot is that sorry to go back to it like this is what we're supposed to be talking about really beautiful i did too you did i did not you didn't know i was shocked no i didn't like looking at myself but i actually like we're looking at some of the pictures yeah i hate every picture of myself you guys know that like i can't stand looking at my face and they're like

going through some of the pictures and i was like oh my god i actually like these it's really really rare for me to like a photo of myself it's a christmas miracle that you liked those it is because they were amazing and i'm sitting there watching jack who like is totally out of her comfort zone oh yeah like she's like not in a crop top and also like taking photos for instagram is so much different because you're in control yeah you're not moving and the way peggy shoots is like she wants candid she wants moving and she wants you going crazy crazy and i that is so out of my comfort zone you want to control every little like part of your body and what your face is doing what you're doing she said to me she's like less posy and i was like i don't know how

to do less yeah i have my pose i do it for every instagram and she like wanted you to like throw your hair around and move and do this like i'm personally just not like a that's not my personality no you crushed it yeah i was very surprised looking at the monitor during jack's solo shots and i was like oh my god like i hope she loves these photos because they're the best photos i've ever seen they were really fun but that's like a testament to what a great photographer she is because that could be a miss like really easily i'm so hot right now do you see my glasses fogging up no do we need air i'll put the ac on it must be your lady gang sweatshirt so do you have a shirt underneath that i have a sports bra okay well the shirt those lady gang

sweatshirts are warm guys i've taken two home with me now and they've been stolen by people in my life people are obsessed with these sweatshirts i love them head on over to the ladygang.com so you can oh that's a cute bra so you can get your own they're selling like hot cakes they're so soft on the inside and the pink i love the color of the pink and i'm not a pink person i'm not either and i love it too it's so good and the black ones are obviously amazing i got an extra big black one because i thought i was gonna ariana grande i think i told you this and i want to like just you know how ariana grande is always wearing like a giant sweater and like a thigh high boot and i was like i really want to do this look with my sweater and then i think becca was the one that

was like you can't actually do that if you're 30s i was almost gonna wear my bike shorts with my sweatshirt today i could hate i could handle that a big a huge big sweatshirt yeah like a bike shorts yeah that i could have been okay with but and a lucite shoe good to know oh a lucite oh my god what's that heel it's like when kim kardashian wears those shoes they're like no no i wore i wore lucite heels to my prom you did of course you did and there was like the ones are those the ones that the prom you were allowed in or the prom this is another prom are the the lucite ones the ones in the 70s where they put goldfish in yes okay so i'm thinking about the right yes yeah yeah that's what i want a live goldfish shoe it's good i decided i know what i want my 40th

birthday to be what 70s oh fun like boogie night you're gonna throw a birthday party i am because i think i'm over the hill birthday over the hill is very necessary i think it's a lot like the last hurrah yeah and it's gonna be my final like my final try at throwing a party and hosting a party and i think i'm only gonna invite people that if i'm stuck alone with them i'm not like desperately trying to get out yeah i think that that's the problem with growing parties is like the small talk with the people that you invite like that's the problem with parties in general is small talk yeah like your wedding is like oh my god so much small talk although i will say i i didn't have a place for this email that we got but someone wrote into lady gang like you

know ask the lady gang but it's not a question they just said um can you please reconsider your outlook on birthday parties as a mom she was like birthday parties are so exciting for kids and whatever but we don't have a birthday party for your child yeah birthday party i just want to clear it up yeah no we say we don't want to come to your birthday party if it's like your it's your 34th birthday and you're asking everybody to basically take you to dinner yeah or or you want to throw four different events or four events or a theme party where i'm gonna have to go out and see, I like a theme party. Spend money so that I look appropriate for your party. Like Jack and I did at your night before your wedding. No, listen, I did not wear my costume. I had a full costume.

We had a full costume. We planned for so long for that. And then it was so long. You had like a month notice before my wedding. Yeah. But I mean, that's the most I've ever planned. Oh, I loved it. I had to order things off eBay. Like I went there. The only way I would be excited for a birthday party if is if it was a themed party because i'm like now it's about me no oh you're an idiot you're a true idiot yeah whatever that's the only way i'm going so um is there anything else you want to say about the photo shoot before we sign off i only say that i didn't feel pretty because i don't ever feel pretty in those situations because being of my stature we do not we there's a reason models aren't five foot two you know what i mean we don't look great in clothes i mean we

look fine in real life in clothes but if you're gonna photograph me like i don't want to see that yeah unless i have like carmen electra's body i know no one wants to see it like a five foot two person and i know i'm body shaming everyone out there who's my height and myself included but like you do not feel confident in those situations yeah because you have little tiny limbs and your little legs look so much shorter you always look fatter it's just like well that's why we all wore like six and chills it's not my jam so your favorite picture is the ones where we're sitting on the ground absolutely those were really cute though absolutely the best look um well i just thought like i mean i've never been a part of a photo shoot with like proper lighting or like that

whole like multiple outfits even for cbs like when we did our photo shoots like we don't really do them that big so it's like i was like it's awesome we're real it was really cool i can't wait to see the pictures i know i wonder when we're gonna see them i don't know probably never never nice they're like none of these work bye you guys are the worst anyway so speaking of the tv show we really need your help if you're listening to this quickie we have an instagram just for our tv show yeah the lady gang no lady gang tv lady gang tv at lady gang tv and we want to have the most followers of any show please please and so like there's millions of you listening and only 7 000 of you are following the show it's like really cute clips and funny memes yeah it's cute

and we'll be doing like exclusive stuff just for socials just on that account when the show comes out exactly so like come on over follow us you can mute us totally mute us if you just but we just yeah we don't need engagement just the followers we need to follow yeah so just follow us keep us on there because they a lot of girls were like talking in the facebook group about how could we could support the show or whatever and we were kind of talking about ratings or whatever i know it's so sweet and like if you don't have a nielsen box or like dv or whatever there's also like our social media girl at e was telling us as there's like the social ratings so it's like the amount of followers you have and stuff that all really matters too so it seems

stupid if you're following lady gang like oh i gotta follow more lady gang but please follow us it'll really help us out and like this is such a big deal the fact that like three sort of unknown no offense to us like girls got a tv show when like we're on nights with kardashians and busy phillips like it's very very rare just like knowing what we've accomplished for like the three of us to get a show like this so i just you know i want to be successful for us like but i also want to be successful because this is like they've given these like unknown people a chance you know we don't have rich and famous parents we haven't dated people rich and famous like this is all us and it's also you guys like yeah what's the power of the lady gang is it's like

we got this show because of the community it wasn't even really the three of us no it's true it's the community that like you guys all found each other you have a common interest that's us we're not that important in this whole equation yeah but it's like this place where we all meet up and we like have this weird conversation every week now twice a week and like that's a that's why we're on e right like we want to continue the community and like also you guys should let us know if we ever like do something that's against like the grassroots of this brand too yes because that's the other thing yeah we don't want to we don't want to sell out no and i feel like we're consciously trying to stay true to like what we started in yeah and we want to keep the community

of women that we've had and we don't want to be like oh we're on tv now bye-bye and now it's something completely different we're always going to keep the podcast we're always going to keep the facebook group we're doing everything that we started when we had a thousand listeners yeah so you can always sit with us always you might not want to yeah you probably get over it honestly when you meet us in person you'll be like no kind of a letdown um amazing okay well we will um thank you for listening and thank you for listening to us rant and we're not here for oh my god now we have shirts in the merch store that say it we're not here for a good time a long time well sometimes it's not literally it's we're not here for a long time we're here for a good time you can buy that

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