LadyGang - LG QUICKIE: Keltie’s Famous Neighbor

Episode Date: May 19, 2022

Keltie has an investigation for Jac to find out who her neighbor is. Some clues: a neon blue sign and mid day Dua Lipa parties. Plus, are Lita’s making a shoe comeback? Check out our amazing sponsors!!! Progressive: Quote today at Progressive.com to try the Name Your Price® tool for yourself! Hyundai: Learn more about the 2022 TUCSON and SANTA FE Plug-in Hybrid EVs at HyundaiUSA.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Progressive Casualty Insurance Company and Affiliates. Price and coverage match limited by state law. It's time for a quickie. Podcast One presents The Lady Gang. The Hollywood Girl Posse with Lady Gang Quickie. Here's Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Let's make this quick. Hello, hello, hello. Welcome to Leggy and Quickie. I am back to here with Jack and Kelty. It sounded like I said Leggy Gang, Quickie.

Yeah, Leggy Gang. This is the Leggy Gang. It's not the Leggy Gang. It's two-thirds Leggy Gang. Yeah. You know, it's exciting, though. It's exciting because we are officially at the part of Paris Fashion Week, where Paris Fashion Week has ended and every fast fashion network has ripped off the things that i can't afford uh from paris fashion week and they're now readily available to me including the versace uh triple platinum platform satin shoe that ariana grande started

wearing last year that they just showed at paris fashion week a platform shoe it's a massive describe okay it's a it's a heel it's a lita if you will but it's a dress shoe and instead of a wood heel it's a satin heel and it's like a uh and then it has a little ankle strap so it's a closed toe triple platform i think it's called the medusa just go versace platform pump and it's like a four stack and i think right now they're about twelve hundred dollars but you can't even get them because they are in pre-order until october so the normies of the world you want to be on trend you want to wear what olivia rodrigo just wore to the our heart radio awards you can't for another six months but thank god they are readily available at steve madden oh hell and i

do i love these shoes i think they're so cute do not compare them to alita those are totally different you think yeah there's something with the leaders the heel of the leader how it kind of just like slowly gets narrower at the end that really doesn't do it for me but i gotta be honest with you guys um this medium that we're on is actually just audio so but everybody knows what elita is no no i don't think so um so i as much as i absolutely love this conversation maybe take it to Instagram or Tik TOK about it. Um, but I'm going to have to derail. Okay. Thank you. Can I just say something about, can I say one more thing about the Lita just in general, holding onto things? I just don't want people driving their cars and getting so frustrated

that we're 20 minutes in only talking about the Lita. They don't know what it is. So they pick up their phone, they Google it and they crash. Okay. You're right. You're right. I'll just say this. I'll just say one thing, which is I don't hold onto anything. I have had a million houses, a million apartments. Once I'm done with a trend, I posh market. Like I'm out, I have nothing. I have a tiny box of mementos and some journals. Like I don't keep things. I kept one set pair of Lita's and I have held strong that over the past 15 years, the Lita will come back. And this week on TikTok, Jack Vanek put out a TikTok saying the Lita is going to come back. And I know it's coming back. Anyway. So many people still wear their Lita's. That's what I was surprised to

learn. That's my last comment about it. Okay. Also, Becca, this is, this is a visual, but not a visual. Does it upset you as a vertically challenged woman when a tall lady wears a four time platinum platform shoe? No, not at all. You're not like, don't you bitch. The platforms are for me. No. Cause I don't wear a platform. Cause it's like, yeah, no, I don't, it doesn't bother me at all. I actually am like, good for you. Do you, if you want to be six, two, I applaud that because I would love to feel that. I'd love to feel that power beneath my legs. Actually, good for you. I will tell you something about being six, two. Sometimes I play a game with Chris Knight. He is six, five and a half. So six, six, if we round up rocket style,

Um, I play this game where I make him pick me up and I enjoy the world from his standpoint at six, six, it's terrible. Let me tell you how much you need to bend down to do regular things. I'm putting the new kitchen back together and I put the sauce pan like on a shelf that I thought was a regularly scheduled shelf for the frying pan, you know? and he was like oh no that's never gonna work and i was like what are you talking about he's like watch this and he had to do like a full squat to like see what was on the shelf to pull it out and then squat back up no wonder the man is so thin he's spending his whole life in a walter

class um it is horrific to be that tall unless you're a basketball player and someone's sending you the clothes and the nikes and like your shack and you make your own like 74 foot mattress bed like chris knight is a tall man that has to live in a regular man's world the world is not made for men that are but you know what i don't feel bad for a tall man like not until you get on the flare airlines from canada that is the new discount airline that makes southwest look like emirates and the seat there there you guys flare airlines i there's a direct from burbank to my hometown and it was $99. $99. If you don't bring a bag, if you bring a bag, they have another $40. It's like the craziest shit. I went on the plane. There's like five people, but I'm telling you I'm five,

six. There was not enough room for my backpack under the seat and my legs. It was like, I, and I'm like a regular kind of sized human. Like this is not going to work flare. well it's convenient get what you pay for yeah i'm flying my dad on it this week so i'll see great how nice i was like dad can you make it to la with just a backpack he's like you know it i need my pills and i need my undies that's like perfect for your dad it is speaking of your family i'm trying to decide like what the most appropriate thank you to send to sheila is because i'm like we have these stupid cheesy thank you cards that zach got on zazzle.com which don't even get me started like i'm dying about it you got them on zazzle i don't even birth announcement

no just like thank you cards to send out for the gifts what and i describe them i know we're in a audio media but i need a visual it's literally the cheapest paper you've ever felt in your life granted i'm sure zazzle has many options but if you send a man to make a thank you card he's just not gonna understand not picking embossed and it just says thank you in black on the top i'm like good Lord. Wait, did he customize these? But they just say, thank you. I don't know you guys. I don't get in. I can't get into the weeds with this because I have too much on my plate. And I was like, you know, Zach does 99.9% things right and better than me. And when I find the thing that he doesn't, it really thrills me. So this is the thing. I'm not going to change it. I don't have

time. So I feel weird. Sheila, she literally made me the most perfect blanket we've talked about on the podcast is the sweetest thing. It brightens my day every time I see it, every time I use it. And I'm like, what do I do? What do I send her? I know. And she's a two. So she's going to want to thank you. She wants to be seen.

Yeah. I mean, listen, everyone wants to thank you. Um, I think what you do, I gotta be honest with you for the two in your life. I think what you do is you do a video message that I can pass along because she will replay it like a hundred thousand times. and she'll show all her friends. Oh my God. I'm because the truth is about the blanket is that she felt like a loser because she's a two. She feels like nothing she does is good enough. So she had made the blanket and pulled it apart multiple times. We had to have multiple

conversations about, is it soft enough? And then she was like, I made it and I meant to make it big, but it's small. And then we had this conversation, like, no, this is perfect for the stroller. So like, she's very insecure about this blanket. So if you sent her a picture of the a baby video of Ford with the blanket and being like, I got to tell you, Sheila, like this is a bomb. And I think about all the time and I, you brings me such joy. She'll just put that on her replay that she, she'll watch pictures of me, pictures of me, pictures of me, some dogs on Instagram and then baby Ford with the blanket. Okay, great. Cause I just feel like a thank you note or a thank you card is so dumb, but I understand the sentiment, but like when I

receive a thank you card it's just a bummer because i'm like this is so sweet and then it goes in the trash can immediately immediately so okay this is a great idea i i gotta be honest with you my mom was and this is why i'm saying this she was a real proponent of the thank you like as you know i think oh yeah we came from the generation where like for my birthday if auntie whatever dory sent me ten dollars i had to write a thank you and we had to put it in the mail like it was a whole thing. And now at my elder age, if I send a child or someone, mostly the children, because I'm like, what the else are you doing? If I send a niece or a nephew or a child, like a birthday, whatever present, and I don't get that old lady, thank you in the mail, I'm pissed.

And I'm like mentally checking marking, like next year you're getting less. So, you know, if Sheila complains that she didn't get a Zazzle thank you card, Can you tell her that we thought that the video was a more personalized? Well, I think, yeah. And what you could say is that I know the Canadian mail system is brutal and this won't get to you until four to six. So great. Okay.

Cause with Matt too, with your brother, I was like, well, I want to send him a thank you. I have it written here, but I'm like, he will love the mail. He will. Yeah. And I'll tell you this because, because mail is a delight for him. He doesn't get a lot of mail and I know mail will be a delight for him. Well, who does exactly?

but I get a lot of fun mail. Like my brother has the Christmas card that his bank sent him, like sitting on his table. So like, I feel like a letter from you would really be a highlight. Well, now that that's settled, I appreciate it. Thank you. Jack, are you team thank you? Do you write a thank you? I haven't really had a big moment in my life where I've been receiving a lot of gifts to send a thank you for. When you were a kid? What? When you were a kid, did May make you do thank yous? yeah i did thank yous when i was a kid but like as an adult it's like i haven't gotten married

yet i haven't had a kid so like nobody sent me gifts in you know in abundance to have to figure that out so my sister-in-law does the most genius thing ever when she gives a gift to a child or a teenager or whatever she sends the gift and in the car it says and and the other part of your gift is you do not have to send me a thank you card. Like I do not need a thank you card. And as a teen, I would have loved that message. And I would show my parents and be like, look at this. They don't want it. It's part of the gift. It's pretty cool. I feel like there needs to be some kind of an invention instead of a thank you card. Like I feel like, cause like nobody really wants it, but then everybody feels obligated to do it. Like

there has to be some kind of like a happy medium that could be figured out. Yeah. I'm going through a big gifting stage of my life. I don't know if it's because I'm a executive two-time executive producer now. Um, but executive producer one, I don't think we gave gifts to anyone on our show. Like I, yeah, we did. I literally made custom paintings for people. Yeah. Guests got things. We gifts for the holidays to the producers and the team. Okay. Nevermind. I've been at a big gift giving. I'm giving flowers to people that don't even, didn't even really do anything. I'm like, wow, thanks for being on my team. Even though you gave me none of your clients for my show, you know, like I'm really gifting right now, but you know who I'm using? I'm using Kristen

from the lady gang. She has this company pedal and Fleur. She was a model for our stuff and she's a beautiful florist. And I've been using her so much that she dropped off flowers just for saying she just dropped off flowers to say, thank you. Oh, this is a full circle story. Love her. Love her. I need to send some people in LA some flowers so she can send them. You should use them. She's really good. evs or you can be like me and get the kona which is 100 electric and i love my little kona so much visit your nearest hyundai dealer or learn more at hyundaiusa.com or call 562-314-4603 for complete details lady gang is brought to you by progressive insurance hey lady gang whether you love true crime

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your price tool for yourself and join the over 27 million drivers who trust Progressive. Progressive casualty insurance company and affiliates price and coverage match limited by state law. The Lady Gang. Okay. I have an investigation for Jack Vanek. This is like, we've been investigating a lot of things in my life lately. We don't have a ton of time left today, but I just want to start this investigation. Last Thursday, I was annoyed because I live on the top of the hill in a canyon and the sound of the canyon really bounces off, which is beautiful when it's the hawks or the coyotes screaming that they got their meal at four in the morning, like beautiful sounds of nature. They bounce off the canyon and it's like, oh my God, I'm in my own little world

up here. One of the neighbors, and I'm telling, and I say neighbors because I can see about 500 houses from the top of this hill. So I have no fucking idea who this person is. Had a party on a Thursday. Who the fuck has a party on a Thursday? Young people. Wait, is this the same neighbors that always have a party that I think we're having one at like midday one time I was over working? Yes. Yes. Do you have like a basketball hoop? Is it a TikTok house? Okay. So listen to this. Okay. Point one. So I'm having, so I really wanted to do this investigation on social media and Chris came home and I told him my findings and he said, don't put this on social media, any pictures or whatever. Like you, people are going to figure out where you live. And I'm like,

okay, great. Or figure out where they live and they're going to sue you. So, okay. So for step clue number one, there was a party on a Thursday and I was like, nobody that has a job does a party on a Thursday. Right. So then the other day I'm on Tik TOK and my for you page is showing me a very, very famous influencer, 20 million followers famous, and they are having a massive party in their backyard. And 50 cent is singing them go shorty. It's your birthday. And I definitely heard that song. So I was like, huh? And then one of the videos they turn and there's like a tree lit up. And I was like, I'm pretty sure I can see that tree from my bedroom. So then I'm like, okay, interesting. I wonder if this is the guy, because this is

someone who's in town and then out of town. Like I always thought it was a professional basketball player, like Jack said, because the basketball net. Okay. But I was like, this is someone who is in town and partying and then gone. It's like, this is clearly one of many houses. Okay. Next clue. So then I'm looking at the Tik TOK and I see that this person has a blue light behind them. So they have a bedroom that has one of those electric, you know, where it might be like, I'm going to fuck you hard or like, you know, like whatever. I don't know what this person hasn't, but like we have a lady gang. I'm going to fuck you hard. What a good example of what I could say. Well, what do they say in your bedroom? Like the eyes have it or whatever. I guess no one

has one. He might. This must be the place or something. Yeah. Okay. You're right. I'm going to, it's not the right answer here. Okay. So anyway, he's got, I'm looking and I'm like, oh, you have this electric blue light in your bedroom. And then I'm sitting on my deck and I'm looking up, the second story of this house has an electric blue light shining into my house. Can't you just say who it is? Just say who it is. Yeah. Say rhymes with. Rhymes with. Oh, you know who we can get, you know who we can talk to, to get to him. Who? Josh Peck. Are they friends? I'm pretty sure they're friends from the Vine days. This is great. This is great. So here's the most embarrassing part of this.

So I went down, first of all, so then I went down to Instagram. Let me tell you something about this man. I know nothing about him. I am not a YouTuber. I did not know he existed until just now. He has the hottest girls at his house, guys. Yeah. This man having midday Dua Lipa parties while I'm trying to chill and read in my backyard

on a Sunday and he's. it's because the hottest girls and he has, he's doing Tik TOKs with different hot girls in his hot tub in his backyard all the time. Like, is there a full-time girlfriend? Is he Hugh Hefner that he has like eight that he goes through? Like this is, this man's life is a mystery and I'm so excited about it. Um, I know where you live. So then here's the most embarrassing part about it. I think it's him. I don't know for sure. These are just my clues. put the clues together. We could probably confirm this very quickly by asking Josh Peck. That's true. And you're the only one with Josh Peck's phone number. So go ahead.

So here's what I did. I went on his Instagram or so his TikTok, and I went to the video that was four days old at this point of 50 Cent singing the song. And I sent a message and I said, hello, I believe I am your neighbor. I heard this party the other day. I was very annoyed. i had to sleep with earplugs you dm'd him on instagram i didn't dm i put it in the comments for everyone to see but he has anyone right back in the comment not yet no it was too old the video i think it was too old i know so i'm gonna wait until the next party let me just do it on the most recent one that he posts okay um but like all these girls so many 26 million followers what is that like? Wow. Okay. He had, oh, he had five, he had 5.1 million viewers on this. Oh yeah. No

one even liked it. So someone, no, at someone, the next comment down for mine, Zane, just being Zane, which I don't know what that means, has 30,000 likes of that comment from a non-verified person. I put, oh my God, I mean this in the most real way, but I'm your neighbor across the hill. I always wondered who had such loud parties up there. And then I wrote another comment. Also, So I wore earplugs the night of this party and I was annoyed. Kelsey, I have a question. If he ended up writing back to you and invited you to his house to film a TikTok with him, would you do it?

Of course she would. One of the millions. But his TikToks... Like, would you be the hot girl in his TikTok? I would be a hot older lady and I would come over with my earplugs and I'd be like, let me drive your Tesla truck. Because that's another thing I found out about his TikTok is that he is a Tesla little... You know that I'm always like, I need to get a golf cart to drive up my driveway

because it's a horrible driveway he has that exact thing but he doesn't have a horrible driveway and he has like nine lamborghinis i'm telling you this man is so like bachelor pad oh my god there's like a pool table oh my god yeah i know okay sorry again audio medium okay so anyway if you come on the lady gang let's let's work this out well that's the thing is i'm like i really do want to be your friend because as you guys know i want to be invited to everything i don't want to go to your party on a thursday but i do want to be invited to the party because of 50 cents there that's a good party that does sound fun i mean if 50 cent isn't too old to be there you aren't exactly i'm like if we're doing 90s nostalgia the age range you are not reaching you i you could

hire me and i bet i'm way like did 50 cent get paid for this party i have so many questions about the whole thing but anyway i'm your neighbor we're gonna investigate it josh peck let us know love this okay well we weren't here for a long time we are here for old lady time thanks for listening the lady gang is produced by alex ingber steve delameter and jared monaco make sure you subscribe rate and review our podcast and if you love it share it with your friends on social media like oh my god i just listened lady gang this episode's a great swipe up to listen and if you really want to which we know you do please follow us on social at kelty at Becca, at Jack Vanek, and at The Lady Gang.

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