LadyGang - LG QUICKIE: LadyGang JEOPARDY

Episode Date: February 6, 2025

This week on LadyGang, we’re mixing things up with our own competitive (and absolutely hilarious) version of Jeopardy—and guess who’s playing along? None other than the fabulous Prince ...Derek! Get ready for categories like "Things Jac Would Hate," "Reality TV Royalty," and "Keltie’s Obsessions" as the gang goes head-to-head with Derek in a game that’s all about laughs, shade, and some seriously ridiculous answers. Who’s got the best knowledge of Jac’s pet peeves? Who can name all of Keltie’s weird obsessions? And most importantly, who’s walking away as the LadyGang Jeopardy champion? Tune in to find out—this episode is competitive, sassy, and full of the laughs you didn’t know you needed! We have deals for you!! OneSkin: Help your skin at the cellular level! Get 15% off with code Lady at oneskin.co - TELL THEM LADYGANG SENT YOU!! Spade & Sparrows: From our pal Kaitlyn Bristowe! Use code LADY at SpadeAndSparrows.com for 20% off your order! e.l.f.: Get your Halo Glow Powder Filter (the one Keltie uses) FOR JUST $14 at ElfCosmetics.com  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 it's time for a quickie podcast one presents the lady gang the hollywood girl posse with lady gang quickie here's kelty knight becca tobin and jack vanek let's make this quick hello hello hello welcome to lady gang quickie i am becky here with jack and kelty and prince derrick prince derrick's special is that the end yeah is that the end oh drink it bummer. Prince Derek is a special guest today. Are you going to be hungover tomorrow? I hope not. I feel like she doesn't really get hungover. Never been hungover in my life.
Starting point is 00:00:36 That's not true. Remember her at the airport on tour? Stretching by dumpsters? I just came across that video. Wasn't that because she ate meat? No, it wasn't because I... Yeah! It's your fault! I ate the meat! Okay, let's relax, okay? I think that the hangover the next day was not from
Starting point is 00:00:52 the meat. The vomiting probably was. If you guys didn't hear the story i accidentally gave kelty a bite of my burrito that had chicken in it she has not had chicken in 20 years and she was like why is this so good she did she was like this is so delicious we're joined by callie and prince derrick prince derrick is my assistant if this is your first episode of lady gang don't listen to this go back to something else but we are so excited to be joined by prince derek my assistant and callie my dog becca jack and kelty and today we are going to be playing a game of pop lady gang jeopardy jeopardy now i created this lady gang jeopardy
Starting point is 00:01:34 and what i really wanted is for derek to host it and us to play but then i realized when i wrote the questions i had to be the host and i was like shit we need three people so the way this is going to work is that we have various categories reality tv royalty pop culture throwbacks things jack would hate kelty's obsessions okay and our final category podcasts okay wait before we start i watched pop culture jeopardy colin jost hosts it i don't know why it was after some other show i watched is it great it's so good and i think that we should go on it us three can we we should try it's just random people callie's licking the soundboard she's very hungry no but like it's i mean it's just like teams are free are they celebrities no oh just random
Starting point is 00:02:23 random people and it's like i think that we'd be so good because we all know so much about different parts of pop culture we probably would be great oh my god between the three of us we have all areas true crime you know i'm glad that scarlett johansson left that loser and she's with colin jost oh my god jost is looking great he can get it yeah he can get it he's got the miley cyrus spray tanner i'm positive because he's always like glowing a little bit tan is perfect i matched with him once on raya it was great yeah you did did you chat with him i can't remember yes no i did i did i think i might have his number try to call him right now no inappropriate inappropriate i think i might he might we might have texted for a bit okay so the way
Starting point is 00:03:02 lady in jeopardy is going that was mean i didn't mean to call ryan reynolds a loser he is a loser okay i do try it just text him be like hey it's jack no no be like hey it's jack i don't know if you remember me but i'm really interested in being on pop culture jeopardy with my podcast lady gang no do you have a link to how we can apply jared would literally murder me okay i'll do it i'll do it scarlett johansson would have me murdered yes okay but i'm sure we can have a find a back channel to get on pop culture and i'm sure he doesn't book the show lady gang Jeopardy. The way it works is that I will tell you questions.
Starting point is 00:03:38 I will tell you the dollar amount and then you have to ding ding when you have the answer. But you have to answer it like what is Tom Cruise? Okay, you understand? Yeah. Derek? Yep. Don't let me down now. I won't.
Starting point is 00:03:54 Okay. The first category is reality TV royalty. Questions about the wild and wonderful world of reality tv reality tv royalty for 100 this reality tv show gave us the situation and gta becca don't say the answer what is jersey shore that's correct wow becca for 100 she actually should have gotten dinged for that for not saying what is you have to say ding ding and then i'll call on you okay thank you for 200 this kardashian do some other like do another category oh you want
Starting point is 00:04:28 to go somewhere else what do you want to have what do you want oh yeah she chooses okay things jack would hate pop culture throwbacks podcasts podcast podcast kelty's obsessions kelty's obsession for how much 500 okay kelty's obsession for 500 good call in 2011 kelty made the worst stress list by wearing this hat what is a tiny top hat correct becca you choosing it the categories are things throwback pop throwback for 500 pop culture throwbacks for 500 this show's theme song starts with uh so no one told you what is loud what is friends correct becca wow seems like We have a Bobbi's toast. We have a Bobbi TV rollback.
Starting point is 00:05:20 Things Jack would hate. Kelty's obsessions. Let's do things Jack would hate for 500, please. Why do you go for 500 right away? Go big or go home. Minus one. Okay. She's cheating.
Starting point is 00:05:29 I'm not cheating. I'm not a cheater. Jack's least. I can't see that far either. Things Jack would hate for 500. Derek, you're so disappointing. Things Jack's would hate. Things Jack famously can't stand for 500.
Starting point is 00:05:43 Jack's least favorite Starbucks flavor. Ding, ding, ding. I don't even know Jack. My least favorite Starbucks. I don't even know. What is caramel? Incorrect. How do you?
Starting point is 00:05:54 I don't even know. I don't know what it is. What is pumpkin spice? Yes. What is hazelnut? You already guessed you're out. What is pumpkin spice? Correct.
Starting point is 00:06:06 Wow. Jack, you get to choose. Reality TV, pop culture. I don't even know what it is. Kelty's Obsessions or Podcast. Also, it's probably hazelnut. No, it's Starbucks. throwbacks what did i say i get pumpkin spice is the answer gbt gave me i get pumpkin spice lattes
Starting point is 00:06:25 okay stupid what's your what's your guess now what's your um what was the podcast kelty's obsessions things jack would hate or pop culture throwbacks or reality tv um things kelty hates for 400 things kelty hates for 400 kelty hates yeah kelty's obsession okay kelty loves this singer who gave us shake it off um matt nathanson finished i didn't even review kelty loves the singer who gave us shake it off and all ding ding becca taylor swift correct oh my god what would you like to choose um pop podcasts let's do podcasts for 200 podcasts for 200 the co-hosts of the lady gang podcast known for their hilarious banter and candid conversations are kelty knight Becca Tobin and this third host
Starting point is 00:07:14 Jack Manick Come on I don't hear you You need to ding louder You do have bad hearing Jack what's your category I'll do pop culture throwbacks for 400 Okay
Starting point is 00:07:28 The animated movie that gave us the song Hakuna Matata Derek Derek Derek's correct What would you like next We really need a buzzer things kelty would are obsessed with for what's left one two three three three hundred there we
Starting point is 00:07:53 go the award show that kelty geeks over geeks out over every grammys correct what are the grammys correct what do you want um podcast seemed like four easy what's the 500 question let me do let me do reality tv reality what's left uh two three four five five hundred reality tv okay the reality show where strangers are stranded on an island love what is love island the reality show where strangers are stranded on an island and must outwit outplay what a survivor correct jack vanek where are you going next um things that jack hates for $400. The type of fabric
Starting point is 00:08:37 texture that gives Jack full body shippers. Just think about it. Wool? Ding, ding, ding. What are jeans? That was my answer. Ding, ding, ding. Nobody gets it. Sequins.
Starting point is 00:08:51 The correct answer is velvet. Are you finding these answers on chat sheets? These aren't even real. The Lady Gang. Reality TV. This Kardashian's sister is known for her epic clapbacks. Ding.
Starting point is 00:09:12 Who is Khloe? Correct. Wow. And love of salads. What's your name? You actually didn't come up with these questions, did you? No, I did. Okay, what do you want to choose?
Starting point is 00:09:21 That same category. For 300. Yeah. The first name of the woman who coined the phrase, you're fired. The woman? Woman. She didn't coin you're fired. She did.
Starting point is 00:09:32 Donald Trump? Ding, ding, ding. Nope, neither one of you can ding. Becca's the ding. Jack? Who is your fire? Bethany Frankel? You already am.
Starting point is 00:09:45 Bethany Frankel? Martha Stewart? The correct answer was Omarosa. She didn't coin your fire. That's what the internet told me. Reality TV royalty for 400. This Vanderpump Rules star loves dogs almost as much as... Ding, ding, ding.
Starting point is 00:10:02 Becca? who is lisa vanderpump correct becca where do you want to go that closes out reality tv royalty you have pop cultural throwbacks things jack would hate kelty's obsessions and podcasts um kelty's obsessions for whatever one or two two kelty often has to do this after she has a conversation with anyone jack what is disassociate ding ding ding what is power down is that the whole sentence kelty often has to do this after she has a conversation with anyone how are neither of those right map the correct answer is apologize moving on to kelty's obsessions for 100 kelty's beloved workout that involves tiny movements and
Starting point is 00:10:52 What is Pilates? Correct. Where do you want to go? That closes out Kelty's obsessions. We now have podcasts, pop culture throwbacks, and things Jack would hate. I guess I'll go to the things Jack would hate that are fake questions. No, the answer is one, two, or three.
Starting point is 00:11:06 Three. The time a project needs to be turned in. Derek? Tempo de Jacqueline. Ding, ding, ding. one minute before it's due? What's the question?
Starting point is 00:11:24 The time a project needs to be turned in. Whenever she wants? That's correct. The correct answer was, what is a deadline? Oh, deadline. You act like I don't turn shit in on time. I was going to also say the 11th hour. Okay, for 200.
Starting point is 00:11:41 The wardrobe staple that most people wear on a daily. Ding, ding, ding. Crop shop. Incorrect. wait say the question again the wardrobe staple that most people wear on a daily basic things jack would hate ding ding ding pants derrick the answer is what is this shirt i said crop top we're gonna move over to pop culture throwbacks for 100 this boy band told us i want it that way jack what are the backstreet boys correct
Starting point is 00:12:11 podcast or jack uh pop culture throwback for 200 in clueless share famously compared her love life to this classic board game ding ding ding i'm just gonna guess something clue candyland i love this noise you're making what is it the correct answer is chess we're moving on to pop cultural throwbacks for 300 i would be a great in host why is no one giving me this job I'm incredible. Do you see how fast I am? 300. Just don't let her write the questions.
Starting point is 00:12:45 This iconic team drama introduced us to Ryan, Seth, Summer, and Marissa. Ding, ding, ding. The OC. Correct. Jack Vanek, you have Things Jack Would Hate or Podcast. I want to do Podcast. Four, two, 100. This podcast, hosted by Sarah Coen, became a global sensation.
Starting point is 00:13:02 Ding, ding, ding. What is Serial? Correct. The way people consume true crime stories when it debuted in 2014. That's how old Serial is. Wow. 2014? Because we started Lady Gang in 2015.
Starting point is 00:13:11 would have thought it was older really yeah it was just right when we started i know i thought we've been around for such a long time when we started it's wild derrick throwback so it's such a good podcast you've he's been saying ding ding ding but you haven't heard him i know because his voice just goes have you had your hearing checked well yeah remember she gave us the update she just did she had a hearing test this week it's bleak it is what did they say they said they gave me like the chart essentially and they're like here's where we consider it hearing loss and then like one millimeter above each of those points was where my hearing was and they're like you're not bad enough to get hearing aid but it's not good so you will have to get a hearing
Starting point is 00:13:53 aid maybe so they told me to take a supplement and i was like both ears supplement both ears my right is worse what supplement are you supposed to take nac you had to pick it up No. I think it's N-A-C. Oh, knack. Knack-a-nack-a-nack-a-nack-a-nack. I can't hear you. You should do it.
Starting point is 00:14:13 Have you been taking it? Of course. Obviously, it's not helping. It is helping. What? It's not just wax in there. There's no wax. It's clean.
Starting point is 00:14:21 They're clean. So I just, they went in and they were like. So there's like, it's so weird though. It's not like glasses where if you're just barely, barely, barely losing your vision which she is she's losing her vision derek we have to get her on wait what's this wow but it's it's like you have to go so bad before you get a hearing aid so until then you're just sort of i was like well i can't hear chris when he comes around the corner and so every time he walks in the kitchen i'm like ah like i freak out and he they're like no you have
Starting point is 00:14:58 to be worse to get a hearing aid that's weird but it's not good but it's not bad i'm just right on the cusp i'm gonna get my hearing checked okay things jack would hate for 100 jack would rather sit in traffic than eat this polarizing pizza topping ding ding ding it's not true but i'm gonna say pineapple correct i love pineapple and pizza this is the weirdest thing you've ever done I just want to say, I just want to say like, if being good at your job, like scale of one to 10, like today, this is a one, this is a one for Jack's category. Yeah. But like, it kind of throws the entire thing off.
Starting point is 00:15:38 It's highly entertaining though, no? It's just crazy. It's just insane. I'm going to guess at all of my own answers. It's just insane. It's truly unhinged. Well, I couldn't fact check because then you would know the answer. Well, then maybe pick a different category.
Starting point is 00:15:49 No, but the category is so funny. but you could you know things about me we could have done that you i could have done like you know me then you couldn't play no but you if i can find five things that jackie you know what you can you know me well enough that you didn't have to chat gbt all the answers for the record i did offer to produce things when you were so mad at us for rescheduling because california was on fire i said let me know if you need help producing it so you know what if you don't ask for help you can't get help and then when you don't get help podcast then you can't 300 podcasts for 300.
Starting point is 00:16:22 You can't just do it all yourself and bitch that you did it all yourself. Derek, help me. Take her mic away. Okay, 300. This comedian talk show hosts The Creator and host of My Favorite Murder. Ding, ding, ding? Wait, the host of My Favorite Murder? And true crime comedy podcast.
Starting point is 00:16:37 There's two of them, right? Georgia something? Yeah. Yeah, Karen Kilgore. Correct. For 400. This actor and comedian is the co-host of Armchair Expert. Ding, ding, ding. Derek, I heard you the most.
Starting point is 00:16:52 Who is Dax Shepard? Correct. You got one. You can keep your job. You got Lion King, too. Yeah. 400. This former Vanderpump Rules star went on the Lady Gang podcast and talked about her new ventures and career outside reality TV.
Starting point is 00:17:04 Stassi? Correct. And the total is, we don't know math, but I think everyone won. Thank you for coming to the Lady Gang Jeopardy. is now the real truth is is this a game we should play at lady world we should but have it better produced okay cool real questions like a really good version of it oh my god you're spray tan feet jack it's a fucking abysmal it's no it's because i have my have hyvee skin oh my god it's like a fish skin i know it's a snake skin of spray tan do you need to go in the bathtub with me right now
Starting point is 00:17:39 no like in my bathtub in my house can you bathe yet after your your um i mean i probably we let me scrub your feet with a loofah will you let me i can't believe you haven't said no yet i'm so upset i do like a foot you know the hand scrubby mitt i will scrub your feet with the hand mitt before tomorrow no it'll make me more itchy or i'll take one second oh my god i do love a like a massage on my feet kelsey did admit to wanting to try out stuff with a girl remember lesbian she wanted to that was on her list of things she'd never done but wanted to try so beware you sure you want to sleep with her tonight no night night look at the spray tan baby i've had worse than this that is wild that's like if i gave
Starting point is 00:18:35 thorn my bottle of Bondi Sands and said I'm at it babe you can see where I've scratched it off oh my god it's like brutal it's so brutal okay hold on okay we weren't here for close it up Becca we weren't here for a long time we were here for a good time
Starting point is 00:18:51 Jeopardy time bye goodnight bye Lady Gang is produced by Podcast One with podcasting production assistance from Steve Delameter, Derek Haley editing by Jared Monaco and social support from Kali Carrera and Mastermind Evil Genius from Kelty Knight.

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