LadyGang - LG QUICKIE: Maddy Mitchell

Episode Date: June 20, 2024

Social media star Maddy Mitchell joins the LadyGang today to discuss her viral rise to fame and her famous Apple notes lists. Plus, we share our versions of her lists, including "lies we tell," "Niche Anxieties," and "Things we do not understand" like THE WIND.  Check out our great sponsors!! LadyGang is brought to you by BetterHelp! Visit BetterHelp.com/ladygang to get 10% off your first month! Huggies: Get your baby’s butt into Huggies’ best fitting diaper! Huggies Little Movers. We got you, baby. Visit Apartments.com - THE place to find a place!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Podcast One presents The Lady Gang, the Hollywood girl posse with Lady Gang Quickie. Here's Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Let's make this quick. Hello, hello, hello. Welcome to Lady Gang Quickie. I am Becky here with Jack. Nope. Jack's not here. Jack's not here. She's still not here.

Kelty's here and our lovely guest from last week's episode. Nope. Tuesday's episode. Today is Thursday. Oh, okay. I get it. I can't get it now. I've got my mind around it.

Anyways, Maddie Mitchell's with us and I just spent 20 minutes shoving cheese and crackers in my mouth and giving her unsolicited career advice. Thank you. On a scale from one to 10, how upsetting was that experience for you? You've been kind of a downer. I'm not going to lie. dead dogs was it well the dead career advice i know but is my career advice downer or was it it is it had a somber undertone does it a bit well in a good way realistic yeah exactly reality

is number so okay here's here's why i felt like i was like very no you were amazing i'll tell you why is that when you're having your star moment like maddie is a star on instagram tiktok like it's it and and she was like i think i may want to write something one day and we were like should we say this should we tell your secrets okay let's not well going back okay we're trying to decide what maddie's next should do with her life steps and we decided for her and it was somber we didn't we just were like you know when old people yeah spew advice from their own personal experience and you're like this is not mine like this is quite literally none of my business yeah that's what was going through maddie's head when i was talking to her she's like no it was helpful

okay well you don't have to say that i know that it's just when you up so royally in your 20s and squander so many opportunities i wish if i could go back i had a fairy godmother not that i'm referring to myself as a fairy godmother who literally looked me in the eye and was like here's how it's gonna go and you're not gonna question it and you're gonna be so grateful to me in 10 years and i'm trying to do that but it's kind of like with parenting they're telling you like do you just let them fly yeah you gotta let her do it gotta let it let maddie fly and maddie's gonna fly maddie but i also like making things happen for people i know so well we're also like we're bad mama bears because we see you and we're like let us love you we're gonna take care

of your new best friend guess what we're gonna be like i know i have your email but now i'm gonna not even that i just literally want to make like one i just want to be like i'll send two emails and then we're gonna be we need to help you at least two emails worth so let us know where you'd like to cash that in so also don't let us pressure you you're 26 you should just be yoloing do whatever you want thank you yolo um so maddie is one of the funniest people on the internet if you heard her on tuesday's episode please go back we had didn't allegedly what's happening she's got brand new merch that we are wearing it madsmitch.com it's very cute a very cute podcast and today for our quickie we are doing the what would maddie's say says so i have gone through your

amazing instagram tiktok of some of your most famous lists because you're known to make these lists and then discuss them on the internet. And I want to know about these lists. I want to ask you my favorite answer from this list. And then we are going to fill in our list with what we think. Okay. Are you ready? Yes. The first one is your list of niche anxieties. This is when I fell in love with you because yours was what pose would I do for the glam bot? And where did that come from? i'm a very anxious person so i'm constantly anxious about something and i it was like award season and i was seeing them all and i was like i i felt people's anxiety through the screen it is anxiety that is so scary like everyone's looking at you and you have to move really fast

but really slow i don't that's way too much instruction i can't handle it it's hard the only people who really thrive in the glam bot are people who um have no self-awareness totally they don't care what people are seeing it's kind of like people who create videos out in the wild i'm like your priority isn't the people around you thinking you're crazy it's you creating the kill for that like a little bit i want it every day of my life when i see women in new york city prop their phones up against a storefront and show me what they're wearing and tell me the brands and speak loudly i'm upset that i don't have whatever that is 100 similarly to moms and capris like i would trust them with my life i would be like will you please take a picture of me i know you'll get

all the good angles like you will do everything yeah and that's i feel like this capri character like she's she's she's so there and it's crazy because when you think of the capri mom yeah we're all picturing the same woman we've never and it's a fake woman that none of us of course of course no bird legs um we did the glam bot as a trio which i would say is like the biggest anxiety because to get one person to like when you spin around and then you have to look at the camera to get one person to focus but to get a trio of each of us had main character energy on that day because you're on a red carpet you're really feeling your look you know it was i like turn and my hair like wax jack in the face and like it was so horrific i since have gotten so

good at the glam bot because the secret this is what is now there's a new era of glam bot so when glam bot first started everyone was like what should i do should i move like crazy and they'd move their dress around they'd move their hands and then you'd end up with like a triple chin and like it wasn't good but now still now people know what you do is you literally keep your face towards the camera and then you just turn your body and like you just give a smize the whole time okay but then people this award season take note yeah so this award season i did that a couple times but then i noticed online that people are now disappointed in the glam bots because they're like you're not i think i've seen that yeah everyone's like feeling like you're not glam

botting everyone's if everyone's just standing there moving their shoulder it's not a glam bot so we did i did one with cole the guy behind the glam bot and he like jumped up and then i jumped down it was like really funny people were like this is a glam bot like you got to do something there's people got so scared of the glam bot they were afraid it captures angles that i did not want the world to see no and the thing about a red carpet photo is when you're on a red carpet you go and you get your photo taken and there's 47 hopefully photos of you on getty images and you go pick the best one you pick the one there's so many bad ones right where you're like you know but you don't lamb bot you only get that one go right and they're stingy about it there's no

retakes and glam like even for the big stars you're ariana grande you don't get to do are you even more anxious now yeah a little bit yeah yeah so anyway i'm excited about there is a glam bot tiktok filter did you know that yeah we're gonna go okay that feels it does thank you yeah does it yep oh i did it and i've done that i knew you were gonna say that you did like as soon as you were like oh really no but you've also done the real glam bot yeah so that's like you you have permission feels like it's like a cult you have like cultural significance because also cole doesn't let everyone do the glam bot like every ho-hum person on the red carpet i was just saying you're not

doing it no you can do it i don't know when but and you'll do it you've done it before but the thing is the glam bot is very expensive i know this it costs at least two hundred thousand dollars that whole setup it's really expensive so like so why not get your bang for your buck and get everybody they don't have a glam bot at every red carpet so they have to save the bot they save the bot for like the globes the grammys and for the special people at the special people and then the when i would did the grammys this year i was very lucky because i was hosting for e so i got like special treatment which you know i love like really leaned into but when i went to do my glam bot because i was hosting they walked me right to the front of the line there was a whole

line of influencers i don't even know if i saw their glam bots like if they even got right because the people that were supposed like cole was like come on in streamed the yeah you know what i mean and then the like the the other people the others were in the line forever because anyone can line up that if you're on the red carpet you can line up but cole's not taking you he's like gotta stay open for ariana you know like anyway and then it's like a really feels really good in your soul when you're walking up and then cole's like kelsey come on let's do your bot like yeah i know that would be a really valid validating moment i feel yeah for you for me specifically okay um what is your do you have a niche anxiety becca lakes uh snakes and lakes okay i i really struggle i live

in austin where there's a lot of lakes well there's really just the main lakes but there's a lot of like time like days and people are just so willy-nilly with getting in the lake and hanging out in the lake and putting the life vest around their butt so they can like sit like it's a diaper yeah that's horrible yeah and i won't even like get into a lake that deep to the point where i will go just where i'm about two inches in the water and pee down my leg so that i can at least pee yeah and then i run run run really fast into the lake to shake out the urine sure and because i am convinced that the moment i am in a lake there will be a snake okay it sounds like you have it down to a science it's pretty good yeah it is unless we go you know capsize and i have

to be in a life vest for god knows how long i would die of a heart attack oh okay yeah rest in peace thank you um no lakes are so scary i i hate people always talk about oceans and like the ocean's scary but lakes are so scary lakes are like i the devil you know is so much better this great white white you can see it coming the fin well you know sometimes but like you also don't go far out well right now florida's in a real situation but no but a lake you don't know what there's people in there there's bodies there's so many bodies there's so many bodies and lakes and like bugs and all of it and i think it's like you know when you go in the backyard or you're somewhere and you see standing water and you're like wow that water's disgusting

that's a lake like the ocean at least like i know you're full of microplastics and like sharks i can take that but i'm like at least you're revolving you're not you know the water you can't get a brain-eating amoeba from an ocean right so water that becca peed in now in this ocean is now spilling into that person he's in the panama canal now you know what i mean where the lake is like the body you buried 20 years ago right still there has not moved on this on the floor i think way more people die in lakes too they do yeah yeah i feel like at the beginning of every summer it's like someone else died in a lake it's sneaky it is sneaky sneaky lakes um my niche anxiety is changing lanes or someone letting me in when i'm merging or changing lanes

and them not being able to see me do the thank you wave like i never cared about that i don't think anyone i don't think i do the thank you wave when people let me emerge my windows are tinted they wouldn't even see you merge and then you're like thank you but i gotta do it really big so they can really so they know you're polite yeah that's so canadian yeah like what if they don't they're so desperate for you to know i don't care polite exactly do you have a new niche anxiety oh every day every day there's a new one um i'm really big on elevators recently just like i'm petrified of elevators yeah being in them yeah and i've been in a lot recently so oh yeah i deserve a medal i think for bravery every time i get you oh i'm just super claustrophobic yeah and so it's

like big metal box no thanks no thanks I'm all set yeah um okay one of your most famous videos of all time studies we need conducted um you had mentioned I felt this deep in my soul where the socks go yes where the do the socks go no no one has ever come forward with answers for me which is really rude like I need like I wasn't kidding with that one people need to find out where the socks go I buy socks at like a rapid rate yeah like it's weird yeah it's like too much well least now our socks are longer and we don't lose them as much because we are trying to be young because we can't wear the ankle socks anymore. No, but it doesn't matter because I find that those go missing less than the bigger socks than the little socks. So thank you, Gen Z.

My thing is like, I lived in, I lived on a cruise ship and I was like, well, I understand why my socks are leaving me because people are like stealing my laundry. Like I lived in New York city and I got my laundry done at a laundromat because you didn't have like a washer dryer in your apartment. And you were like, okay, they dropped a sock on the floor. Like it, there was always a reason until I had my own home and it's me and my husband. That's it. No one comes in or out. Well, so you think, so I think, and what I do is I do this thing. So every week Mariana comes and she helps me. Please don't do this. What? Don't do this. Don't take us through your laundry, please. For the love of this podcast. Let me just say this. For the three people who are still

listening i beg of you please do not take me there's always an extra sock i put it back in the laundry and i expect it to meet its match next week okay i expect it to meet its match at some point of course like even if it got left what did i just say where the socks go maddie you're the one who brought it up don't blame me she's weaponizing i didn't tell you how laundry works but she will i well i think it's like i'm so sorry i'm so boring oh maddie don't still let me be your mom i think it's i think it's big sock they're they like have a vested interest in having us all buy more socks it's big sock i would like studies on why it is that when i'm talking to someone who has a pimple on their face and i'm thinking to myself thank god it's not on my face

that the next day I wake up with a pimple in the exact same spot that that person that I had what is it schadenfreude you know the German saying where it's like you get pleasure out of someone else's yeah karmically I get a zit in the exact same spot that I'm looking at somebody's face and I'm like I'm glad that I don't have that zit on my face yeah why does that happen to you just karma I think it is right yeah for having bad I was gonna say it's karma yeah yeah that's never happened to me once in my life maybe i need to now look at it and have gratitude with this it and i'm like i'm grateful i didn't have that on my face have there been any other studies lately maddie i just like just generally speaking i think i see people all the time and i think i'm gonna need a

deep dive on your entire life because how did you turn out to be this way do you feel that way about us today? No, a little bit. No, but we could get there. So I think the study I need conducted is the, um, and I mean this with love because Jack's not here, but like the amount, like the adult women's spray tan application. Like I don't understand how I've been spray tanning myself for 30 years now. Okay. I've used every product on the sun, every muff muff that's available, the brush muff the hand muff the the streak like i've done every spray tan i've never once come out without a bonkers ankle or i have something a flex you know i had not been spray tanning my skin for i was very anti-spray tan for many years when the beginning of this podcast i was very

judgmental and i just recently realized i'm very late to the game that tan skin looks better than pale skin usually welcome thank you i made this realization um and i am an excellent i never have the weird things that you and jack have i look at you guys and i think why are you still at such a remedial level of applying it's crazy it's shocking to me i have never once never once and jack gives no the other week well that's her problem is that she is a she had this girl is so anal retentive about like the color of pink in the lady gang like forget about it for the the order of the sandwich and then i'm on a plane with her and i she literally has a line because she wants to pretend her face it's like it's the worst spray tan line i'm like people can see you girl like

i mean at least mine's on my ankles where i can hide it yeah she's always my hands my hands always look really wonky you guys it's so easy do you want me to make an instagram about this application for you guys but i feel like it can't be taught almost i don't think it can like i'm so hopeless so yeah it's it just looks like the like i but your pride them overnight but your hands look good now no yeah because it all wore off yeah i know it's been many days oh it's so annoying because sunday night is a spray tan and then everyone at work on monday is like wow you look great did you have a great weekend and then by thursday they're like goblin you know what i mean It just doesn't last.

It's true. It is sad. The Lady Gang. Lies we tell. When you said, I read an article, this is my thing. I'm always like, I read an article, and then people are like, you watched a TikTok. Or you saw a headline. Yeah.

Yeah. What's wrong with us? I don't know. People hate reading, I guess. Yeah. And learning. Well, Becca had a headline the other week that was so mean about her. It was so mean.

Was it? You're going to make me feel bad. can read this yeah it was something like becca tobin where's my next hit show or something i'm irrelevant like a big irrelevant and then like but it was i said it as a like hilarious self-aware person being like i am irrelevant right yeah like give me my next hit yeah you know that was the delivery right sure hilarious my 10 out of 10 thank you um my my lies that i tell is this is super oh god it's almost like oh my god so i am really you know with children there's a lot of choking hazards right and you see it on tiktok although if you're not in my algorithm you're

seeing nothing how many times you see a child on your tiktok very rarely and it's always without my consent exactly and i'm sorry for that yeah okay so i see a lot of videos and i've known this Cause my sister had kids 12 years ago. So she, I've been around that world for so long. My sister's an extra anxious person, but I have always known that popcorn is one of the biggest choking hazards for kids under like five. Oh wow.

Okay. However, it's a big snack choice that people are giving kids love a popcorn love. And it's like the snack of choice, which I understand it doesn't fill you up too much. It doesn't ruin a meal. It's very easy. It's very,

you know, you can bring it around, blah, blah, blah. but it is one of the biggest choking hazards and it can cause aspirations and so there's all this stuff it's like very it's like the same thing with grapes you have to cut them and hot dogs you're supposed to cut them lengthwise not little chunks because anything

that's the size of their esophagus does this feel like laundry to you it does right a little bit yeah i'm setting us up though okay i'm scared as to where we're going yeah i sometimes lie to people that i see giving their kids popcorn and tell them that i know a kid that has passed she lied about baby death wow but then she admitted that she lied about baby death that's the craziest part oh my god i've said trigger warning too late this is not funny at all no but i think parents need to be scared straight because there is a lot of propaganda you are the propaganda oh my god becca i personally knew the child or the parents i knew uh like i'm like oh you know i'm just i know i read an article

i'm like i know i'm really anxious but like i i know of a child that actually aspirated wow but like millions of them do so i do probably know someone who knows a child who knows a child this is not listen it's not for any other reason but to make sure their kid's not next she's doing i thought we were out of the woods and then she said that to make sure your kids don't that's ominous that feels like a threat listen don't leave your kids with becca she'll give them popcorn like i'm scared and i would never this is the whole point of it is that there are just things that like this is the difference between becca and i is i would drop my kid off and i'd be like by the way we don't do

popcorn because kids die and becca's like i know hello i'm so friendly and nice um by the way because nobody wants to be told how to parent right i agree cautionary tales can serve really wonderful purposes totally especially made up ones about kids you didn't know but if you're curious you can look up a lot of articles regarding why kids aspirate on popcorn specifically or you could have a good day should we start should we start this podcast like how you know when people do movies about like domestic violence they'll start the movie off before the movie even starts and the person the star of the movie will get on the screen and be like talk about like very seriously about domestic violence and like where they can go to get support and all that stuff like

should i do that with yes this popcorn i'm getting against no i'm gonna let maddie decide a popcorn trigger like before this episode she'll be like everybody i know we have a lot of laughs coming and it's at the expense of some fictional dead babies and i just everything you say that gets worse i know i know you're like really doubling down to like childless women you are certainly squeamish about this no we think it feels like a bad omen it does yeah oh okay well it feels like don't manifest that well and then she just doubles down again it's like i'm passionate because i used to eat popcorn used to be like my drunk food and so now i'm like thank god don't i made it oh it's like not my drunk food anymore but that would have been

i don't know i don't really drink that much nowadays but because you're working she's hustling hustle um lies i told um i know a girl i know exactly what mine was it was i know a baby that's oh see it's the baby thing that's so different a child a dead baby okay i said i know a girl like babies can't even chew it certainly is it's a child okay right right you send help for her yes yeah no we need her oh my god sorry no i'll be like having a conversation like oh my god i know a girl who blah blah blah i don't know that girl i've just seen that girl like yeah you had to tell a story around yeah town oh totally oh so she's not fictional no you just don't really know her i don't really know them okay like sometimes i've done that and i've gotten caught

with people be like i'm so close with her i'm texting her that i'm with you right now and i'm like don't lie you need to backpedal a little bit well because i'm like what am i gonna say i've met her right and i've talked to her twice is that knowing someone what's the line between knowing and that's actually a really good question having met for the society and honestly my biggest lie is that like i'm friends with mary kate olsen okay this is a lie i'll be like mk m mk like we share a mutual best friend okay so i've been in her presence or twice yes and sometimes we'll pass messages back and forth like at the grammys this year she passed a message via my friend be like oh my god mk and i were just talking about how you crushed like we loved your look you know

but then sometimes i'll just throw it in like when i need to it's embarrassing that i'm admitting this but you did dead babies so i'm going on to a fake friendship for you i understand you know her you know her if she saw you in public she would acknowledge you a hundred percent like they don't do any interviews at the met gala that's the line yeah like i interviews at the met gala like the olsens don't do interviews like it's not possible they don't even go to the met gala anymore because it's not cool enough for them, which I love. They're like, we're good. Um, and, but they walk up the middle. But like when I used to be there hanging over being like, like I did that. MK would see me and she would be like, Hey girl, like I'm not doing interviews cause

I don't do interviews, but I see you. So anyway, but I tell people she's my friend. She's not my friend, but I want to be friends with you. So if you need a friend, I'm available. Okay. um friend adjacent yeah yeah things i take personally what are you taking personally the most or lately this is a tough one any like i i've this has been kind of a thing ongoing for me but like any type of negative feedback regardless of how surface level it is oh not open to it oh ever never no nope never yeah people get really comfortable on the internet yeah no no my god no like strangers oh strangers having that goes without saying totally but recently i've this has been like a something i've really acknowledged on social media yeah

as like a plaguing epidemic and i'm sure both of you have experienced this so much is people who follow you and they think that you're friends because they follow you and so they will give you advice as your friend and you think this is so crazy because i don't know you but also it's like so earnest like if you it is the most passive aggressive thing ever oh I get these messages I love you so much you're so great you're so funny but and it's like you really shouldn't put it away no no it's like I but your eyeliner it could be maybe if you used a brown one it would look a little bit I was just thinking how wonderful your eyeliner looked because you've been sitting here yeah it's like this weird thing that they think their opinion is important to and

that i know them you know it's like how if if a friend was like oh just so you know you might want to try but even a friend doing that is a dick move yes and no if it's like a aggressive thing then it's like okay yeah totally but yeah that's been weird so i've been taking that personally what's something that you know you're gonna post like what's the topic besides men because they're so sensitive but like what is the thing that you know you're gonna get shit for every single time you bring it up and you continue to do so um i oh one that was like really polarizing and kind of controversial that i didn't realize well also okay is i i did one that was um i think it was a certified jump scare and it was when people say ibiza and i'm talking

about like american people like when american people are saying from like kentucky like from kentucky yes exactly or like or they're like oh i was in espana and i was eating dinner yeah if we're not doing bartholona we're not i'm leaving the conversation the second you say bartholona yeah and i have a lot of people that follow me in like that actually do yeah and they're like they're like it's appropriate that's how you say it i'm like yes of course of course you should say it that way yeah and so that was really polarizing because they thought that i was like targeting and i'm obviously not yeah i'm talking i'm talking about they don't know how the girl who's sufferable americans are right they are not aware exactly yeah do you find that women

are are aggressively trying to ruin your life on like social media no no no more support yeah right now yeah okay right now it's men that are trying to ruin your life yeah a little bit they say terrible things oh yeah they're scary they're like like it's like you need to seek counseling yeah it's so aggressive yeah but right now it's you know no no it's good i also i was thinking because you were asking earlier what list was like the big one and i it was stupid things i say it was the first one and i always think about because that's inherently self-deprecating saying like stupid things i say and so many people in the comments like wait these aren't stupid these are genius and i always think if i had titled that list something different would i even be here

because i think people they sympathize with people that are self-deprecating yes which is always funny for me because i'm like i'm self-deprecating but like i know like i'm fine like yeah like i don't mean it like you know what i mean yeah it's how we are it's like i don't really hate myself but i you should think i hate myself exactly it's like it's like it's relatable exactly and so i think if i hadn't titled it that if it had been something different i don't i literally don't know if i would have a job because i think people like they view it from this angle of like oh she's so like humble and down on her luck and like we have to like lift her up that's why i was asking if people are trying to drag you down yet because like you know society oh we love to build you up

And then if you get too big I was Maddie's first fan A number one fan But she's changed And she's changed Yeah, it definitely She got a nice purse Like I bet Megan Salter

Went through the same trajectory Like people loved her on social media But then she gets in this huge TV show And she's thriving, kicking ass And I bet you she has more haters than ever Oh, I'm sure, yeah They love to like hate on someone who's successful Yeah

But they like to be there for the come up Yeah, they want to support you the whole way up But then they're like once you're there it's a turning point they want to kick you off it's so weird and it doesn't happen to men it doesn't no it's so weird people like tom brady there is no tom brady as a woman there is no tom brady there's no woman who has received so much i mean there's people who don't like the patriots like the sports sure yeah but like everyone respects totally tom brady yeah and he's like the to been at the top of the mountain for decades and there's not one woman there's not a single

woman that has been able to do that like society has turned so fast on all the women think about it right now jlo right now they're like talking i'm sure she's awful and insufferable like here i am doing it but like that's a bad example like who actually would deserve to be out jennifer aniston she should have been the queen of the mountain this entire time but instead poor jen people dragged her down she's not having babies she's cold childless cold yeah i see right And now she's back on the top, but like, uh, you know, punch you and then see you get back up again. It's so weird.

It's such a, it's a weird rollercoaster. My very last Maddie is things I don't understand. Now you, from your list, I picked wind because where does it come from? Where does it come? And where does it end? Because, because I feel like, okay, the winds are coming in and there was like, they're coming in from the center of the ocean, but did they come from space and drop down in the ocean and then come or i know that much i know they didn't come from space she knows it's not

space but like it's not space related no it couldn't be it's not it's the tides but the tides are they are the tides are everything but the tides are predicted by the moon so maybe so it is space so then the time no it's really complex i wouldn't expect you to understand it so you know it's really high level stuff um but where does the wind start it does is there it like she just said she doesn't know coming if the winds are coming from the coast of california from hawaii and they're coming their winds off the coast are coming in yes is there a depletion of wind like a minus of wind somewhere out there and it's taking it from there and adding it to us is there a point where the wind has to be zero do you know what i mean yes if you have high winds

somewhere is there you should go into you should become a meteorologist if there's fabulous if there's high winds over here does there need to be like a minus wind somewhere no that doesn't exist either but then how i no idea sometimes the winds are just yeah big yeah without causing a deficit of wind yeah i think this is pretty on par with my foods that make people choke maddie brought it up i know but she didn't want she actually was actually the end of conversation the period was wind wind yeah are there other things you don't understand so much until recently blow jobs how to give them yeah what we just found that out like three weeks ago on the podcast it's crazy i didn't know you had to get your whole mouth into it oh i thought because you know how

like when we were in like high school or like middle school and people you always had the friend that was like i thought you literally blow like oh that's what she thought i thought that's no i didn't know i literally thought that's what you're saying kelty i thought you just that i blow on his wiener not that you just not blow oh like this that's right no no no no yeah like when when you were younger and it was like when i watched sex in movies i like could not understand how when people were on top of one another like insertion was possible because it's it's crazy totally it's so weird so it was like just did it i was like so you smush yeah jersey short short style you just smush right okay no until recently i didn't realize so i hate i think that the grossest

bodily fluid is spit okay i would rather someone pee honestly write this down gross bodily fluids it's great grossest yeah it's true i don't know i don't think that'll really she knows best um so i i i am hor i so gross okay and so when i give and gave bjs in the past i really tried to avoid as much of that as possible because it's disgusting. So I would not include invite my tongue to the party. So it's sort of like putting, I guess what I found out is that it's equivalent of like putting your penis through like a black hole, you know, where there's like friction at the hole, like the glory hole, but it's like putting it through a glory hole where there's nothing on the other side of it. Right. Just space. Yeah. Like a megaphone. Totally. Like

just air yeah you know so I didn't realize that concept until really recently okay and I still got married that's so it can be done it literally can be done I thought where you were going with spit was the way that men spit everywhere oh I don't understand that I why are we doing that why can't you keep that I've kept my spit in my mouth my whole life that is such a crazy phenomenon it is disgusting it's like I've asked because I've been like walking next to my brother and he does that i'm like what first of all keep it to yourself yeah but second of all like literally what is the explanation and he's like he's like i don't know just like a bad taste in my mouth huh that doesn't first of all it doesn't get rid of it you know you go to jail in japan right or

something you should i'm just i don't know if this is factual i would be doing citizens arrest all day i think it's illegal to spit in certain places in the world it should be illegal to spit in public it should be like urinating like you shouldn't be able to pee in public you shouldn't be able to spit in public unless you're throwing up yeah a bug flu in your mouth sure there are exceptions of course that's it no that's it that's it when people are running they're spitting all the time people men men yeah it's never seen a woman spit and run my son sees my husband do it now and then he's doing it and and zach literally looked at me the other day and he goes i have to stop spitting and i'm like is this it this is the moment this is it not the 800 times that i looked

at you and i've been like gross gross yeah it's disgusting why do they do it all right sports on that note maddie thank you for filling in this week on lady gang you're the light we can't wait to pressure you into all your career decisions um you can follow maddie at mads mitch on instagram mad underscore mitch at tiktok shop her merch which is so cute i love the um how hard can it be boys do it you have the trademark right yep so smart um mads mitch.com so so cute do you want to give a discount code to our girls yeah sure we'll do lady game 20 okay perfect yeah go get the merch and um we weren't here for a long time but we're here for a windy time thank you so much for listening the lady gang is produced by steve delameter stacy para jared monaco and social

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