LadyGang - LG QUICKIE: Manifesting Your Reality

Episode Date: October 24, 2019

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Hey guys, the following podcast is a Lady Gang Network and Podcast One production, which means it's going to be awesome. It's time for a quickie. Podcast One presents the Lady Gang, the Hollywood girl posse with Lady Gang Quickie. Here's Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Let's make this quick. Hello, hello, hello. Welcome to the Lady Gang Quickie.

I am Becca here with Kelty and Jack. Jack Vanak. hello i had to put my microphone on i have a question for you guys what oh dog toys dog toys get out of here get out of here girls you're annoying the listeners okay so here's my question this is so stupid but when you guys are telling a story to somebody who you barely know what do you refer to to each of like what do you refer to us as or like if i'm telling a story i'm like like my friends my business partners my co-workers like what do you call me and jack i say i say partners i say co-hosts every oh my god you would partners is usually like business partners

we are business partners we are but it feels so official but i don't say business partners sounds like we're all in a couple but i know a throuple but i feel like maybe i'm talking about i'm like oh well lady gang and then my partner kelty you're my partner becca yeah because you're not my friends no i actually was thinking about to make that clear i was gonna not friends i was working on a caption where we're the three of us are in it and i was almost like yay i got to tour with my best friends and i was like that's bullshit but it's like it's true a weird but it what's weird is we probably are close probably best friends we're probably the closest friends that any of us have well i think i definitely see you guys more than i see any of my friends

we talk about more than more shit than i talk about with it's like we're fighting this best friend thing so hard but it's also like you know what i feel like i feel like that guy that like is dating the same girl for three years but he just can't settle like he's like i just don't want to settle i just yeah i'm just gonna keep this going and i'm not gonna acknowledge why do we have a name why don't you make it official yeah let's just like i don't want to jinx it i just want to be you know what for the first time i believe it when men say they don't propose because they don't want to broke something that's broke oh my god break something that's working so well you know what i get it i kind of get it too becca doesn't want to call us friends because she

doesn't want to break the lady game once yeah i don't call each other friends then some something up's gonna happen it's true because i think with us keeping that weird like fake distance with each other then we don't take things as personally we can have thicker skin like the other day when i told kelty you're driving me fucking insane when every time i talk about something you then later tell me to connect oh my god or how about the fact that kelty literally doesn't even know anything i ever say this is not this is not this is that is not the first time that's happened two minutes and 38 seconds into this quickie and it is not going to be coming a list of annoying things kelty has done in her past this is not the roast of kelty this is in the past that was two

days ago jack i am doing my best on earth that's why i don't get mad because i know you're doing your best and it doesn't make me mad when i said please add more baby clothes to the shopify store for four weeks and you still haven't done it like let let's not do this right now in front of everyone you know what i mean like we all have flaws we all are imperfect humans i know and as best friends we should be understanding of each other this is why we are flaws this is why we can't be best friends though because you were right we we can say these like harsh truths to each other and not get offended by it where you can't do that with the best friend i'm not saying what i'm not offended because i thought i was the only person that was a skimmer and then alex here

skimmed an email last week and i was like i'm not alone everyone skims everybody does skim but i feel like you two are so hard on yourselves for when you make a mistake i'm sort of skim shamed you right now turn that off sorry jesus um yes i think that in general i am the most perfect of the lady gang and the most most likely to not make an error no i'm i love you guys you're hard on me but i am hard on you and i want us to remain best friends for a long time to come so i was actually thinking that we're not gonna call each other at what point do you think we should like pack it in the leading game pack what in like this whole thing and stop it uh are we doing this for the rest of our lives i was actually thinking about

that the other day i mean would it be so bad look at adam carolla he's been podcasting for like 20 years podcasting is the bomb it's the why would we stop it if it's it's if it ain't also please no time soon i just bought a new house i know i'm relying mostly on lady king i mean no one's knocking down my door i'm not like my schedule's not filling up you know it's not becoming such an inconvenience to find the time to podcast okay no i just want to make sure that even though i'm so annoying no you my best friends want to continue making lady game with me okay you're an idiot okay do you guys think that i am more beautiful than i've ever been what the hell i'm feeling like i'm coming in to my beauty right now chris even said it

i thought the other day you said that chris never calls you beautiful no it's true as i said chris even said it i realized it wasn't chris it was my makeup artist rebecca wait can we talk about your incredible ability to manifest your own reality i know what i just she i told you she does this what do you mean i can't ever trust when kelty tells me kelty can never just have a call without us because then her her oh her idea of it is not it's not reality so she translates something oh my god it'll be like it'll be like we'll have a call with with like a network you now and she's like they want us on they want it to be the lady gang network only lady gang all the time and i'm not either like we don't want it we don't want you at all any of it and she hears what

she wants to hear that's like when rebecca told you that you were looking so beautiful in your mind you're like this would be so much sweeter if chris told me and then you believed it you literally believed it that's amazing though that's a good coping mechanism yeah i wanted to be able Like, that's so nice when, like, trauma happens. Oh, my God. Last week, I got four calls, offers to do TV shows. To star in my own TV show called Becca. It's just Becca.

The Becca show. It's like New Girl, but it's just me. It's just me. No roommates. I play all the roommates. And in reality, it was like, don't want her. Don't want her. Don't want her.

Like, she annoys me like Zooey Deschanel. That could have been the feedback. And in my mind, I'm like, they want me to be. Zooey Deschanel. I shall now date a property brother, Jonathan Scott. Okay. When we come back, we're going to talk more about ourselves. The Lady Gang.

Okay. We're back. So it is, you know, almost the end of the year. Oh, my God. Again? No, I can't. We are in the final quarter. We are in the final quarter.

No, you're not allowed. We did a year-end wrap-up in July. And then you've talked about it every episode since then. Okay. We're close to the end of the year. We are nowhere close. I am sweating. It's so hot in L.A.

It is, like, summer. Okay. we we are in the fall the fall which tends to be the end of the year no actually bitch winter winter's the end of the winter okay we're in the fall which is the precursor to winter oh my god okay anyway um i was doing a manifest um like just overview in my boudreaux this weekend about about your 2019 yes okay and i only have three things that have not been crossed off my list of 15 things one of them will never be crossed off what is it it's an impossibility i can't tell you okay um and two of them i don't know one of them was i just wanted to see and hug

my best friend katie but running out of time and you're not really just in case you're wondering Yeah, four months left. Plenty of time. Well, and then I also wanted to be a guest judge on RuPaul's Drag Race. And I called RuPaul's Drag Race, and they have just finished shooting both their all-star season and their next season. So there's nothing to shoot until next year. So that is not good. You called them?

Well, I didn't call them, but I had my people call their people. Oh, my God. Yeah. So I'm pretty close to, like, having done everything on my list this year, guys. I didn't do anything. I have only, like, four things crossed off on my list of maybe 15. better get on it better get on it because i'm off the diet coke oh wow 11 days wow let's see how long that one lasts how long do you usually last a couple weeks like 21 days usually it goes

with a period cycle so it's like when i'm in my right after my period i'm most motivated and healthy and beautiful and then as i get closer to my period i get less better to myself as it goes down why don't you just do like knowing when you're gonna want it like just stocking your refrigerator with something that's the alternative to it. Like ice cream cake. No, like a LaCroix. Or like the more natural.

You're off Diet Coke because it's a bunch of chemicals. Yes. Because my bones are broken and people were like, Diet Coke will make your bones fragile. And now I know. My bones are fragile. The Accutane made your bones fragile. All of it. I'm a collective fragility of bones. Yeah, you are.

So just stock your fridge with natural soda it does taste like shit i hate no there are good natural so it's a natural cola and that's hard to find i'm telling you i had an amazing one what's the brand tender greens all right well let us know so keep us posted did you have fun on the morning toast i did have fun are they never gonna invite me on no they said did you talk about it you talked about it right after but not on the show i don't know talk about what jack hates them when they did the i don't hate them they called me annoying yeah did you talk about it what they say yeah i was like they're like we need to get jack in here they you know they feel bad but like that's their job is and we were very anti-morning

toast after they said that about our jack that is true but then they come because we're best friends but here's what happened they continued to support they support it no that's true it's like the people that talk shit about kelty but they still listen to this podcast like it's we all take one for the team or it's like when the girls come to do vip and they're like oh my god you're such a bitch becca and then they love both of you i'm like you know what they're still supporting yeah no i i mean i don't care um but i do want to go on what color is that tank top you know what i put it it is here's the problem it's dirty water it started the color of dirty water i didn't think i'd be showing it off it was an undershirt that's it's hot in here but

that is the kind of thing that you need to throw out now that you're in a relationship you can't have that kind of old lady thing it's like the color of your garment that's dead person skin on her tank top yes that is a grandma's bra oh my god that's a grandma bra i think i've washed it and things that aren't white to be wearing did they not send you new me undies because i got a bomb bra from me undies they yes they sent me a little underwear set that had little t-rexes on it was so cute okay what oh no i'm just saying she's putting her jacket back on that's how insecure our best friend jack is anyway so morning toast was good though they apologized they're great they're so good they're so fun no i think they're funny but they're such supporters you

know they're so positive yeah and we were like sharing business tips with each other which i thought was like really cool they are like very um helpful and sherry like some people will keep their secrets you know close to themselves but they also like because claudia is crushing with live shows crushing is she wait are they only is she only stand up oh and it's she's doing so well really oh my god like selling out venues like everywhere terrifying yeah it's cool but she's like so helpful and she gave me marin morris records because i was talking about how much i loved marin morris and then they happen to have two of her records at the studio and she just gave them to me no way yeah i do like when people are helpful though because i feel like a lot of times

if you're in the same space, girls are very like, they hold their cards close to their chest and they don't want to maybe let you get ahead a little bit. It's true. Well, also I think some, listen, I'm not, I'm not above mentoring a lady, but I like to exchange ideas and tips with people that are on the same ish level. We're not on the same ish level. I mean, she's crushing her life, but our, you know, it's like, but they are very helpful to us and we can be very helpful to them.

I get about a million DMS on Instagram. they're like hi i have a podcast i was wondering if i would take you to lunch bitch i haven't eaten lunch in seven years but thank you for being a hustler but also no being a mentor like that that's a huge responsibility though and that that's hard and it's hard to even know where to start if you haven't done it before the only person i can mentor is you jack and you becca into what into anything i'll just spit on myself um okay well when we come back do we already go do a break camera no idea here's an ad when we come back um we're gonna wrap up some final thoughts at the end of the year this is when we know that i think we're done with these quickies

right now right now the lady gang okay and we're back becca how's your new house it's great i want to come see it have you found the good lighting spots to do your outfit pics yet i don't do those when has she ever done an outfit pic you do them only if i'm like actually at something to take i don't like like to do like a casual outfit day pic me neither no have you done any searching for photo photographic places i can come over and do something in your house i mean is it gonna say have a boot but make it fashion it's a scoot but okay have a boot oh scoot around but make it I do need free things like furniture, so if anybody wants to throw that my way. Interior to fine.

Yeah, they did my bed for me in my first house that's custom, but it doesn't fit in the new house. You could just shave it down, no? No. I feel like when I saw that Instagram, I was like, take the fabric back, have Zach cut the 2x4 in half, and then just staple gun it closed and push it back. It's the whole base of the bed. Cut it all. Chop, chop. Cut the bed in half.

I'm not. Sleep in separate bedrooms, which is my dream. You should eat a separate bed. I'm so ready to sleep in a different bedroom. You could. You have another bedroom. I know. Well, I did.

Remember when I got my neck surgery and I slept in a separate bedroom and like it was probably time for me to come back to our bed and I was like, I think I just, I'm not sleeping well, so I'll just like stay another week. And I was like, oh my God, so good to have your own bed. I'm like, I'm seven again. Ah, princess time. You guys, I have a really bad, scary thing. What?

Oh God. You know centipedes? Yeah, I love them. You love centipedes? Love them. Did you know that they crawl in your bed with you? Yeah. Yes.

Yeah, they do. Bugs love them. Does that not creep you out? I haven't been sleeping because I've been thinking about bugs getting in the bed. Have you found centipedes around in your house? I've found two centipedes in my bathroom, so I'm scared. Babe, they don't bite. Who cares?

They're gross. Well, you know you swallow eight spiders a year. It's definitely true because I had a spider crawl right across my chest when I was sleeping. Bugs are chilling. It's like a bug's life in your bed. life in your bed you know there's bugs on you right now yeah and your eyelashes microscopic yeah i don't care about that and water bears um here becca i will have you ever seen those no water bears are these microscopic little animals that can withstand black holes and like radiation

they're aliens basically okay yeah it's cool you're so weird um becca i'm gonna leave this quickie with telling you what a man in thailand told me once when the ants were infesting my hut I said to him, I have a major problem with your establishment, sir. Your banana pancakes are fucking delicious, but there are ants all over my hut. And he said, ah, ants. Hold on. I got to say it right. I got to say it right because it's so deep.

Don't do an accent. You'll offend money. Yep. No, he said ants. You got, okay. Ants are like life. you you gotta learn to live with the bad stuff because it's not going away so becca you gotta live with the centipedes in your bed because you can't stop nature

you cannot stop mother nature sort of spray you can't you could do a spray but they're gonna come back bugs live on earth just like i live on earth okay and you can't get rid of We're here for a long time. We are best friends, but we're here for a good time. Bye. Bye. Bugs are everywhere. Bye.

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