LadyGang - LG QUICKIE: Meet Calle Knight (a.k.a. Keltie's New Puppy!)

Episode Date: May 31, 2018

The Ladies welcome Keltie's new furbaby and beg for American Airline tickets while answering questions about being a good wingwoman and skin care hacks. Follow the podcast on Instagram @theladygang and you can email Jac, Becca and Keltie at Hello [e-mail]! And thank you to today's sponsors: Amazon – Go to amazon.com/shop/LADYGANG to find their favorite products while keeping the podcast FREE! Beach Body = Get a free trial membership when you text LADYGANG to 303030 Candid Co = Go to CandidCo.com/lady to get 25% off the price of your modeling kit Daily Harvest = Get a free trial membership when you text LADYGANG to 303030 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey guys, the following podcast is a Lady Gang Network and Podcast One production, which means it's going to be awesome. It's time for a quickie. Podcast One presents The Lady Gang, the Hollywood girl posse, with Lady Gang Quickie. Here's Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Let's make this quick. Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to The Lady Gang Quickie. Why are you laughing?

Because you're like delayed, like give no f**ks. Like, we're about to start a new episode, and you're like, ha-la-la-la-la-la. Well, listen, it usually starts with one of us burping, so I think this is better. Yeah, I was taking a sip of my iced tea. Jesus Christ. Hi, guys. Hi. What's up?

What's today's question? Is it gratitude? Is it a quote? Oh, shit. Or is it a quote? No. Let's do a quote. Oh, you want the quote?

I really can't think of anything I'm grateful for. Well, we always do a quote, and then we do a gratitude circle. That's the way the cookies work. We don't always do that. We've done it, like, three times. Last time you made us say something we liked about ourselves, so don't even get an attitude with me, Kelty. Well, today you're going to be excited. Okay, are you ready?

Yeah. Your inspirational mail message for the day, Lady Gang, is do what you love, and success is a natural symptom. Wow, that is a deep one. But I also think I've heard it like eight different versions. No, I know. I think that under inspirational quote in the dictionary, it's going to be that. It's very generic. It's too basic.

Success is a symptom of what? Of hard work or something? Do what you love, and success is a natural symptom. No, that's not true. What if what I love is watching Netflix? Yeah, what if what I love is day drinking? I have success, though, just not in day drinking. I think you're a pretty successful day drinker.

I think you're a pretty successful functioning alcoholic. That's true. i think you're pretty sex successful like did you just call me sexy i was gonna say something about your bikini pictures i feel like your day drinking slash bikini pictures are like on point this summer thank you zach told me he was about to unfollow you he's like if i see another bathing suit photo i'm gonna end my life i'm sitting in a cubicle right now i know i'm like sorry bitches so fun did you win the lottery fun what do you mean oh the trouble for this how are you paying for this people want to know well people i mean me number one we don't make a little bit of

instagram followers you can kind of pull some strings which you know listen i don't know this i've literally been asking for a free vacation for three years and i've gotten nothing you guys said we could come okay we're going to mexico but like jack's been traveling the world for two years straight it's from instagram and yet i'm still confused jack's always like jackson's like oh i can't shoot next week i'm out of town and we're like oh what if she's a secret escort are you a secret escort there's a lot no shame i can't tell anybody my secrets okay all right well i'm always like jack's also no men disgust me jack's like i can't record next week and i'm like oh yeah are you working and she's like no i'm gonna be on vacation i'm like every two weeks

my god listen i can i'm working when i'm on vacation there's a lot of air quotes going on here so basically you did what you love and success was a natural symptom whoa okay all right this inspirational quote turned itself around thank you and it now applies to me so i like it okay gratitude circle does anyone work for an airline i need some free now that i'm thinking about it i i've really like spent my life savings on booking air travel this week it's always the flights that you also these these bloggers that are doing hashtag i fly alaska oh yeah alaska air hello nobody wants to fly does anyone work yeah they do it's owned by virgin now no it's not alaska owns or alaska owns for whatever it is everything's gonna be monopolized

I was on an Alaska Air flight. It was a Virgin plane. It was so luxurious. But I'm not getting free flights. And all these weird bloggers are. Alaska, can I fly for free? What's coming up right now? What are we doing?

We're doing the Gratitude Circle. Somebody that works for Alaska has to hook us up. Yeah. Please. Or just like anything. I can't start. I need to think about what I'm grateful for. I'll start.

Okay. Okay. So I've been in my house for about two years now. And things, speaking of free things, I'm just kidding. um our renovation is 99.9 complete and i love it and i have pink tile in my entryway it was so cute love it picture of it on the lady wait wasn't this the one that like you tricked zach into thinking because he thought it was mocha yeah it's not it's lady gang pink and it's a little touch of the lady gang so cute it's clay tile who i've been stalking on instagram for years

It's C-L-E. Oh, I have those tiles, too. Aren't they great? Yeah, it's really nice. It's like the cement tile? Yep, cement tile. It's so cute. I just love it, and I'm very grateful that there's no one working in my house anymore.

Yeah. But you got to do your kitchen, right? I mean, not anytime soon, because we have a lot happening coming up. We'll be, you know. So they redid the whole room? They redid the whole downstairs. That's amazing. I can't wait to come over and see it and have Jack take a giant shit in the bathroom and wreck it all over again.

This is not me. No, it wasn't you. Part of it was me. Yeah, I think it was actually makeup wipes were the culprit. Oh, makeup wipes. That was definitely not me. Never flush makeup wipes. Because they're so thick.

Wait. I will be next. Okay, I had a question. This is unrelated. Should I say after? Yeah. Do you guys flush your tampons? Oh, that was actually going to be part of my bad week on another episode.

Should we hold it? Hold it. Hold it. I'll bring it up. I'll make a note. Okay, because there's a whole debate happening. Yeah, I know. Okay, my gratitude.

Dude, I am so thankful for my new rescue puppy, Callie. I like that you named her Callie. I also love that my vote did not count in that, apparently. You voted for Rosa. Yeah. I know. Almost everyone I know voted for Rosa. Elena voted for Rosalita.

Rosita. Or Rosalita. Like, all my friends voted for Rosa. But here's what happened. First of all, she looks like a Callie. She's, like, kind of a playful, like, don't you think she looks like a Callie? Her name should be Callie. But Elena is upset because she's bilingual

And she said Nothing is worse than a white person Who speaks only English Using like May I have the chocolate croissant No it's like I love the sandwich I had in Barcelona Go to Ibiza

I hate when people do that And I want to eat so many taquitos Do not over pronounce these things In their native tongue when you're white as hell If you cannot speak another language You cannot use the pronunciation so i understand why we're not calling her kaye exactly but also they say dogs answer to names better than end in i or ie like e like how do you know that train dog trainer told me this once

really so callie well here's the thing so chris this is actually how i like wifed it up um jack you'll get there one day but as you know marriage is like 100 like giving up half of the thing that was my next one so um that's what you meant so basically like it's compromised so we elena first of all shout out to ugly instagrams elena who found kaye where'd you find her mutt scouts shout out to mutt scouts a little rescue and she was like what about this girl and i was like okay let's go see her so we all went together and now i can't do anything about elena so chris and i were welcoming a new child into our family and we took elena with us yep to oversee our first meeting just in case something goes wrong yeah and she had such a beautiful energy and was so

sweet perfect size like just amazing so we're like okay we're gonna get her and then we're like names so i always had the baby name that i was gonna name my baby who is obviously gonna be a girl um jagger jagger knight i was like oh because i remember reed's son's name jagger knight yes she changed his last name just for the name i remember seeing mcjagger at this video shoot with chris many years ago and i was like that is the coolest man i've ever seen in my life like he just is cool and i was like okay jagger name so i was like i want to name the baby jagger and he was like oh jagger okay we'll put it on the list i'm like okay compromise is coming so then we were like someone said rosa and we're like oh rosa that's it because she's mexican and there's

an emoji for her name like it's all perfect for instagram and then chris is like well she's a street dog she was rescued from the streets of tijuana he said let's name her street like the dog would be like substrate street like little street night it's kind of cool though like for an actual night yeah okay great street night that's like such a cool name but not for a dog for a kid yeah yeah yeah Yeah. You want to have Street as your baby name? No.

Street Vanik. I have my baby name. Well, it won't be Vanik. All right. Well, it might be. Yeah, actually, it could be. We don't know. There's a high probability right now.

Anyway, so Chris and I named her Street, and then we were saying that to friends of ours, and then they were like, well, why don't you use the Spanish word for street? Calle. Yeah. How do you like my accent? Calle. I can't wait for Calle. Just reminds me of Yippee Calle, mother f***er.

Yeah. Okay, great. So then, anyway, we named her Callie. But then, you know, my mom has the middle name Colleen and I have the middle name Colleen. So I've passed down the family name. Kelly Colleen Knight. That's cute. Since your little child.

And she's so cute. And I will probably not stop talking about it the whole time. The entire quickie has just been me talking about Kaie. It has been. Okay, sorry. She's so cute. Jack, what's your gratitude? Okay, so I couldn't really think of one, but I, there's been a lot of transitions that

I've been going through, like in the past week, a lot of weird life things that have kind of hit me at once and i think that if i was in the mindset in real life and not yeah like coming home from vacation having to put leggings on drinking water not drinking every single day in the morning that sounds hard um but if i was in i think if this was a year ago today and i was in the mindset that i was in a year ago where i was a little bit lost i was a little bit confused not confident i would probably have been freaking out a lot but i'm in such a great headspace that like whatever is coming my way i'm like candling it i think with grace and with positivity are you going through i mean i can't tell you right now but i'll tell you later it's not anything you

can't tell all these people nobody's listening i can't tell like all the bajillions of listeners are you moving out of your apartment i am moving that's one of the things okay that's stressful but on top of a bunch of stuff and we're starting to film our show like there's a lot of things happening at once but you're actually gonna have to be but jack i feel like we have prepared you so well for hollywood like you know who george clooney is now like we've explained the difference between chris pratt chris hemsworth chris pine yeah i know the chris's like you're ready for hollywood i've like yeah i know who a couple celebrities are that's all i need to know right yeah you don't even need to know yeah it's fine okay they're not gonna come on our show so you

don't really need to know anybody i know reality stars that's all it'll still be like the clean c-list guests that you guys have become accustomed to don't get like ready for a mall people that but we have asked Oprah now twice oh my god we'll just end up getting like the guy that was like number 40 on like uh there's something about Mary or like every like sad it's a guy that got kicked off The Bachelor last night that already has like 50 on his Instagram we're like come on down come love in the lady game okay um when we come back we're gonna play a game of what's in our box what's in the box what's in the box don't shake it too hard what's in the lady gang box what's in the box okay we're back are you ready ready

oh my god come on my hand doesn't work i'm using my right hand oh shit oh how to be a good wing woman it's a good one no one to leave at the proper time without making awkward like i'm gonna leave you to the world now yeah yeah um okay i have to say if if it's worth it if your friend meets a guy and it's like seems like a good possibility like you just need to suck it up because there's some people that get number one jealous of their friends like if a guy's into her and not into you i've had a few friends just do this to me where there's that like jealousy underlying kind of being bitchy or wanting to leave and being resentful where it's like just give you know it's great to be like hit on by a guy that you're into for once

and it's nice to have that male attention so just suck it up and maybe talk to their friend for like an hour maybe they're mad at you because you're wearing a thong bikini at a cafe possibly that's not my fault it's hot outside also it's hard i run into this a lot ran into this a lot just continue to i was so irresistible in my 20s that i wasn't a great wing woman you weren't no because you would steal them instantly for sure well see i also do that too but not on purpose my mine's like if he's hot then i'm gonna get him and then if he's not then i'll pawn him off to somebody else yeah but sometimes you can't pawn them off if what they want is you listen i've met many occasions where this has happened

are you serious yeah i bet you have but so so okay be how to be a good one wing woman if you're gonna go out and you're becca like wear your sweatpants oh i'm just kidding no well don't like flirt with the guy yeah because he's don't try to be charming don't try to be charming don't be funny kind of be mute and be like be like um i oh god i had a friend that i just got out of jail for stalking my ex like right at the top xx no i had a friend that I used to go out with a bunch, and every single time a guy would be into me, she would have to one-up me with something. It's like, she travels more than me, or she is doing this more than me. It's always, and it's so obvious, because it's like specific things that she was insecure about, that she'd have to just try to get that attention back.

It's like, be a little bit more conscious of what you're saying and why you're saying it. And pump up your friend. Yeah. I'm not saying I'm the best wing woman ever But I will say I want to just tell a story Of something that I did at a wedding That I feel like deserves a clap

Let's hear it Let's see what you think So my best friend from grade one Katie got married To a real jerk Oh And they're splitting up now But if you get back together

Please don't Anyway So So at the wedding Katie has like I've been a performer my whole life It was always about like Come to my dance competitions

And she's always just like Been She's sort of my what's Jessica Simpson's like best friend Casey Casey she's the Casey

to the Jessica Simpson she's your Gail she's my Gail yeah I feel like a Gail Oprah thing would have been a little bit more relevant than Jessica Simpson

but I knew what you were talking about I'm there okay so she's the Gail to my Oprah right and so she was getting married and it's her special day and instead of me going

and like getting she was like just wear a gray bridesmaid's dress I don't care what design or whatever I picked a purposely on purpose

picked like a tent dress I was like I'm not gonna come out with like my banging dancer body I wore my hair up in like French twist I didn't do a lot of makeup because I was like I really want today to be all about

you being like the superstar of your life people are listening being like oh my god I'm listening being like oh my god I had to dumb myself down I'm so hot that I dressed up I wore a little bit less makeup so the attention wouldn't be on me on your wedding day

that's not what I meant do you know what I mean though that was nice of you to do because sometimes girls when they're given the opportunity to pick out their bridesmaid's dress or whatever. Right. They try to outshine the bride. That's what I'm saying.

I purposely was like, I'm not, because she had like a real pretty corseted dress. And I'm like, I'm not going to wear a big bodycon dress. And it's not that I think I'm hotter or prettier or whatever. I just knew that me coming from Hollywood back to like this small town always draws attention anyway. And I really wanted the day to be about her. If I had gotten like a blowout,

I don't want my blowout to be distracting in your wedding photos. This is making me think of so many things from my wedding. What? This is making me think of so many things from my wedding. Me wearing a red dress? Mm-mm. No.

But, like, there were a few girls trying to outshine the bride that night. Really? I think so. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Or they knew that there was going to be celebrities there. Yeah. Like, so many.

So many. Like, almost all. Actually, to the point where, like, people said stuff to me about it. Oh, no. I swear. Because I didn't actually notice. Because it's your wedding day and I'm, like, all over the place. I focused on that.

Yeah. But then going back and looking at photos, I was like, damn. It's because I'm dressed too impressed. Jesus. I know. Yeah. And I think I used to be guilty. Well, as a wedding guest, I was guilty of that.

Well, you want to look good. Well, because it's like, it's kind of a fun date night with your husband. So you always wear like a slutty dress. So you can be like. And you see a lot of people from your past. Yeah. And you want to look good. I get it.

Well, it just reminds me of that one picture. I think Rihanna went to her friend's wedding. And it's a picture of all the bridesmaids. And she's just in the front looking like hot as shit. Like it's a Rihanna photo shoot. And then the bride's in the back. Yeah. Not okay.

It's like, don't do that. Not okay. Please don't send hate mail about, now I'm feeling guilty. Like, I'm a bad friend. Kelty, it's fine. Okay. If, like, if I said. Like, you guys know my intention was right, right?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You're just like. Jack, it's like if we went to the beach together and you were like, wow, Kelty is old. She's really been working on her body and I want her to come good about it. She's been working out for, like, three years and I know my body is better even though I've just had beer for, like, three years. I'm going to wear, like, a cover up.

Yeah. Okay. So she can shine in her bikini. She would not do that. I know you wouldn't, but... I would, but it'd be like a see-through, meshy cover-up that you could see the thong-bathing suit underneath it.

Gross. Gross thong-bathing suit. Okay, last one, last one. Here we go. We have time for one more. Skincare hacks. Ooh. Oh.

I'm trying to think. God. We're just so perfect. Oh, oh, wait. Here's one. I don't know if it's skincare, but kind of. I got a package from Urban Decay with makeup, and I usually don't try much because I'm pretty

picky about what I put on my face, but they have this little oil dropper that you- Oh, is that the new one? Yeah. The brand new one that you actually just add a little drop to your foundation and use your foundation, like mix it together and use it normally. my skin looked so much better with that little bit of oil because it can be like drying to have foundation it's like the illuminating drops or something right i can't remember what they're called oh it's in like a purple dropper yeah it's so good and your skin looks especially for summer

just dewy and beautiful because i hate foundation by itself oh i hate it it's yeah speaking of oil i bought any facial oil yeah for that well they have cbd facial oil i got mine from med men obviously shout out i think the brand's apothecana but they do like all these beauty not beauty but facial kind of stuff but the cb it's cbd and a little bit of thc and it's like life-changing for your skin really and regardless of that brand or whatever there's so many properties from cbd that's so great for skin and hair that it's great and you can get in all 50 states dang bitches damn You can get a THC product Not THC, but you can just get the CBD

My skin hair hack that I learned from some makeup artists Is a facial massage before you put your makeup on When you wake up in the morning You're like really puffy It's like the lymphatic massage Yes, you gotta like really like rub in your I'm doing it right now, how do I look You rub in your cheekbones

And then you bring everything down to your heart And I feel like I look great Is that what those like weird Triangle things that those people have The rollers and stuff. But you can just do it with your fingers. You can do it with your fingers. Those are just like $200 for a piece of plastic that you're rubbing on your face.

But, you know, if you want to sponsor us, we'll use one. That's why I didn't name names. Yeah, name names. Okay, this has been really fun. I'm glad we basically talked about ourselves and didn't answer any questions. Was it good? Wait, how do we sign off? We're not here for a long time.

We're here for a good time. Bye. Bye. That escalated quickly. Thanks for joining us on Lady Gang Quickie. Check out new episodes of Lady Gang every Tuesday and more quickies every Thursday on PodcastOne.com, the PodcastOne app, and Apple Podcasts.