LadyGang - LG QUICKIE: More Casual Questions With the LadyGang!

Episode Date: February 21, 2019

Keltie's sultry voice is back (but we received a cease and desist about the Sex & The City theme) for another round of casual questions that are not quite so casual. Follow the podcast on Instagram @theladygang and you can email Jac, Becca and Keltie at Hello [e-mail]! And check out the show page @ladygangtv!  And thank you to today's sponsors:  Amazon = Go to amazon.com/shop/ladygang to find their favorite products while keeping the podcast FREE! Stamps.com = Go to Stamps.com and click the Radio Microphone icon at the top of the page and type in LADYGANG to receive Free postage, a digital scale, and a 4 week trial  ThirdLove = Get 15% off your first purchase at ThirdLove.com/LADYGANG  Torrid = Go to Torrid.com and use promo code LADY15 for $15 off every $50 you spend See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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the Lady Gang, the Hollywood girl posse with Lady Gang quickie. Here's Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin and Jack Vanek. Let's make this quick. Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to the Lady Gang Quickie. It's Becca, Jack, and Kelty. We are fired up, guys. Guys, we're fired. And I have to pee, so I'm just going to hold it.

I have trapped gas. Did you guys know? Multiple times today. No. Have you guys? I don't know if this is something that you suffer with. IBS? No.

I suffer with trapped gas. where it's just in there and I cannot get it out and it gives me a stomach ache. Oh, I sometimes get that in my chest. I'll get gas pains in my chest. So I get it in my stomach, but somebody told me the secret. Downward dog. You lay on your left side and you put your arm over your head

and it stretches out your colon and all the things and you will fart up a storm. It is also better to lay on your left side when you sleep because it doesn't smush all your organs. It's like the best circulation. so if you're having trouble farting just lay on your left side and do a little stretch

I'm getting your quote keep talking you do this every time we're sitting around for a half an hour okay okay okay I'm ready go I'm a good thing just the way I am but look it came with a cute drawing

guys that reminds me of those commercials right now where it's like relax is this your first tattoo I'm okay What? Have you seen those? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where it's like, I'm just okay.

And you're like, just okay won't work. Yeah, the surgeon. They're like, have you worked with Dr. Smith before? Yeah, he's okay. Like, it's like, what's it a commercial for? I don't even know. That's how bad it is. Like, insurance or something.

And then that's what that reminds me of. Like, you're good just the way you are. Well, honestly, it's a relatable quote. I mean, I don't feel good. I'm not great. I'm not excellent. I'm just good. We're just the way I am.

Just doing my thing. Just doing it. guys get sent the weighted blanket from sharper image i got oh my god i can't believe we haven't talked about this i was gonna talk about it were you wait who is this from sharper image yeah because we talked about it oh is it because we talked about it they're not advertising right are they not a sponsor i don't think so are they how'd they get my address maybe did you get one i got one i got a weighted blanket i haven't opened it yet so did you order it no is it from sharper image i don't know where it was from how do you know it's a weighted blanket because the

outside of the box had weighted blanket on it 15 pounds guys this is a mystery it's a mystery i'm pretty sure they're a sponsor i'm not sure we haven't we haven't read a sponsorship from them yet like sometimes we they're coming on board maybe they're coming on board but i also think we talked about a weighted blanket and wanting one and so maybe they sent us one like wouldn't we normally normally if we have a sponsor they let us like go to the site and pick something out. But they pre-picked this out for us. I mean, I don't think that there's many options with a weighted blanket. Yes, there are tons

of options. But it's sharper image. Is it sharper image? We don't know. Anyway, either way, thanks for supporting the Lady Gang. Did you try it? It's great. They're amazing. They're good. I have great news for you, Jack. What? So for my birthday, Chris got me a weighted

blanket. So now you have two. It was a knit one. So now in your bedroom. Now there's one in your bedroom for when you sleep over. When I'm like so anxious about filming the next morning and I can't sleep because I have to wake up at 5 a.m. It's actually screwing me up, to be honest, sleeping under a wake-up blanket because I sleep so well and I'm so comfortable and I'm so safe in that little cocoon that when I'm usually in the morning, I'm like, okay, world, let's go.

And now I'm like, what? I want to stay here forever. In a hotel bed, you're going to struggle now. It's going to be hard. What if I travel just with a weighted blanket? Can I wear a weighted blanket while we film our TV show? Yes. Just to try to calm the anxiety.

I actually think this might be my Paula Abdul year season. You're going to be nice? No, no, no. Just on a lot of pills. Allegedly. Allegedly. A lot of pills. Like an upper or a downer?

Upper. A combo. Combo. Combo plate. Combo plate. I'm into it. I want to switch things up. Okay.

If you're like, today I'm on Adderall. It's like that guy, you know that guy that drew his, like, a self-portrait after taking every different kind of drug? That's what I'm going to do on Lady Gang TV. You're like, today's episode is sponsored by Xanax. Meth. I know. Did you hear, allegedly, actually, it's not true.

It's not allegedly. Justin Bieber said to Vogue that he had, like, an addiction to Xanax. And I was like, welcome to the club. Everyone in Hollywood has Xanax. I love Xanax. It's great. It's the best. Yeah.

It's so wonderful. It's actually very addictive. I don't find it addictive. I find it lovely. Well, that usually means. But it's so lovely that you take it every day. And that's how you get addicted. I don't take it every day.

I think Lena Dunham talks about how she had a little bit of an addiction with not Xanax but like something similar in that family. I was five hours away from being addicted to opioids after my surgery. Oh, yeah. Because they were so good and I felt amazing. Do you want to know when I understood drug addiction? So like I don't have a very addictive personality with drinking or like even smoking cigarettes. I could kind of like take it or leave it. But then I had a cold, and someone gave me, like, codeine.

Oh, yeah. Cough medicine that, like, Lil Wayne drinks as scissor. And I was like. You had scissor. I had scissor, and I was laying in a dark room watching a Bravo show on my app. And I was like, holy fuck. If I could feel like this the rest of my life, I have made it. Like, the next day, I dumped that shit down the toilet.

I was so scared. Ah, me too. I had to give up my pills. I watched Crazy Rich Asians screener on one of the drugs that I was watching. And I don't remember seeing that movie. But I know I watched the entire thing. Yeah. But then, like, at the SAG Awards and stuff, the cast would come up and be like, I don't remember you.

But I was awake. I went into a colorful world. I totally get it now. I get it. I really do. Just got to find your drug. Keep trying, guys. Keep trying everything.

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i've seen it no is it great it is so good and i finally understand people's obsession with food shows and like the plating is like an art form and then i started watching everybody's chef table episodes and i am now wanting to go to these restaurants that cost four hundred dollars like i'm in chef's table's pretty legit did you watch his name is like grant ashatz or something which one is he he um he got tongue cancer and he lost his sense of taste which is the most ironic thing in the entire world and almost had to get his tongue removed.

I definitely didn't see that one. He has a restaurant in Chicago. And all of his stuff is like an experience. It's like a magic show. It's amazing. Ooh. Highly recommend.

I only recently formed an opinion about raccoons. I always thought raccoons were friendly and nice. Ew. Now they're taking over my backyard and I didn't realize

that they will actually come inside my dog door and eat my dog. My friend at work here has a video of raccoons coming in through his dog door and threatening to eat his dog. You shouldn't have a dog door.

We had to close ours. Ted Bundy could fit through a dog door. My dog door is very small. Also, Kelly doesn't even know how to use it. I gave up. Yeah. There shouldn't be any kind of an entrance that something from the outside can get into at all. Yeah, raccoons are – they're shysty.

Shysty and so smart. We've had traps set, humane traps, because I can't have them in the yard, you know? They're going to eat my shit. We had a whole raccoon situation. Did you ever get them trapped? They just kind of went away because the thing attracting them to our yard was the fountain. Oh. So for a couple months, we just kept that shit off so they didn't hear the running water.

But they were having pool parties in the fountain. I know, it's crazy. Like, straight up pool parties. Oh, yeah. Remember? Did you talk about that? I might have. But what are they coming to your yard for?

I think to eat Callie. No. Jesus Christ. Well, because I'm on the, like, edge of, like, a park area and my neighbors, like, I think some of them, I think, eat Callie's poop. I don't know what's happening. Anyway, what have you recently formed an opinion about? I don't actually know.

Cool. Next question. Great job with this. I mean, I feel like I have an opinion on everything. That's true. Even though I shouldn't. Okay. What's something you like to do the old-fashioned way?

Journal. Make lists. Intercourse. Missionary. The old-fashioned way. Birth control. Pull and pray. Good old pull and pray.

uh old-fashioned not i don't think you do anything old-fashioned you're such a millennial you really are well no it's a good thing no you like to wear windbreakers old-fashioned like 20 years ago i do but that's her being like a new gen z person like yeah oh my god kaylee jenner i like to like write a handwritten note if i'm gonna write something thoughtful that's old fashioned I hate writing anything that's really nice what could you give

this is such a great question what could you give a 40 minute presentation on with absolutely no preparation everything so many serial killers name one 40 minutes

that's a long presentation an hour long show I could do one on Ted Bundy because I just did a 3 hour podcast podcast on it if you're making a three-hour podcast that's too long of a podcast well it was three different episodes three parters um have you guys i forget what it's called there's this game i think it's called drink something learn and it's like a party and everybody comes with a powerpoint presentation on anything this is fun and it's like a five minute presentation

on anything so the one that article i read about it some girl did it about like sonic the hedgehog like so random like the sega genesis game and then everybody just like drinks and learns about something new and it's you talk about something you're passionate about zach's family they do something like that do they at the holidays like they you'll do a press they'll give you a topic and then you have to present yeah i kind of like that but like what kind of topics like his sister had to present a whole thing about mursa oh wow and then they gave zach his just general topic was things that dangle balls yeah you can imagine a dangle um like a dangly earring yeah what could you give a 40-minute presentation on kelty oh me i'm yourself for sure that would

be like a six-hour presentation would be like kelty knight's autobiography how to get to a hundred thousand followers um i could probably do an inspirational speech on chasing your dreams for 40 minutes yeah it'll be your ted talk it would be my ted talk are you tony robbins yeah honestly i think i'm better than tony robbins i'm fucking inspirational y'all no inspirational people have to i've kept you guys going no i think here's the thing you're not inspirational but you are inspired thank you she's inspired or inspiring she's inspired like she herself is very inspired by myself yes thank you you are you're your biggest fan no i'm not you're also your biggest critic a hundred percent i'm your biggest critic biggest

fan you know who i realized my biggest fan is after all these years some random guy in prison no my mom is she this whole time like growing up my mom has always been hard on me with love she is is your mom my mom's hard on you your mom is like you're the best thing that's ever happened my mom is the kind of mom that will like give constructive criticism because she thinks the world isn't giving it to me but like the world is giving it to me so hardcore that i just need you to love me but she'd be like you know you look one step away from death without a spray tan and you're like oh thanks mom or she's like she's trying to help you so your hair's darker now she just leaves it and that's it like i know are you ever gonna light it again and you're like

do you not like the way it looks mom but anyway when i was getting to 100 000 followers on instagram no one was a bigger cheerleader than sheila daily morning and night updates no way Text messages, DMs, like, 99.6, you're almost there, sweetie. Like, it was aggressive. Wait, I am shocked that you haven't used a good week to talk about your 100K. Because I got a crystal tiara, so I don't really, like, you know. I thought it was going to be thrown down our throats. It's played out.

It's played out. Thank God. I'm here. I'm an influencer. You revived. Did you dip down, like, quickly after that? No. I did a $500,000 stupid like –

Get me there. I was like, no, I got there. And I was like, oh, my God, $500,000. And then I went down to $499,000. I'm like, well, someone was really unhappy that I made it there. No, that's why I did the tiara because I was like entertaining them with my ridiculousness. It wasn't just like basic. I was jumping on a bed or something.

I've never done any of this. It was so long ago that I hit $500,000. I can't really remember. what is worth spending more on to get the best plastic surgery yeah plastic surgery um oh god shoes manicure i disagree about the manicure some of my best manicures were like seven dollars in new york city yeah that's like a hit or miss depends what city you're in um yeah any kind of work on your face yeah for sure definitely maybe a tattoo sometimes underwear Because I was like, oh, I think I'll do this Amazon 27-pack thong.

And then you're like, instantly regret that, cardboard. You can't do that. Target makes great underwear, though. I have a lot of Target underwear. Yeah, I think shoes. And some wine and some alcohol. Yeah, yeah. Like liquor.

I think, yeah. Okay, what is something you think everyone should do at least once in their lives? Anal. for real sure i i sure i think i'll die before trying that why elaborate the thrill it's a thrill i had a friend tell me this like two weeks ago that every time she stays in a hotel with her husband they do anal every time and it's like a secret surprise that they're always like looking forward to for their getaway is he rich yeah he's right i mean he's not rich but he's like she's like it's something special like because after you've had sex with someone for so many

years it's like it stops being like that special about anal and wives and husbands what the only women i know who do anal there's a big pay gap between them and their husband i think that's not true i mean i'm just some of the women make more my test group but it's usually a pretty i I mean, do you think I'm probably right on track here? Thank you. Thank you. I've technically not said anything. Shut up.

Oh, my God. Okay. What are some things? You were the only one who answered that question. Oh, go ahead. I think everybody should have a one-night stand. One time I had not a one-night stand, but I had probably the only person I've ever had a love affair with that wasn't like my boyfriend and in the next morning i got my period all over sheets and then

i left and then i was like i'm sorry i had to go and he was like yeah i know you got your period all over my sheets and i was like god damn it i went through a phase where like i was having sex with someone who was like well endowed and i bled almost every time yeah i've i've done had that too and like he was kind of like what is going on and i'm like this can't be the first vagina you've torn up with that beast in your pants like i'm not kidding and then and i like went to my doctor and i'm like is something wrong with me is this a sign of an std like what is happening she's like no like when a penis is larger it creates little like abrasions in your vagina oh and the inside of it but like i left blood everywhere all over this guy's house that's like how i was when i was

on the copyright iud it was like everything everywhere i'm like well it's like i just have an open gaping wound all the time like a paper cut it's like a paper cut and then it just keeps cracking open like all of my underwear half of my pants every sheet i own well this guy kept being like are you you're if you were on your period just like tell me you're on your i'm like i'm not on my period i might be dying and it was like fresh blood like a shark attack yeah it wasn't like period blood yeah right i know people don't understand the difference you yeah maybe it was like cut it because you can like and it can make it raw yeah that's how you kept doing it big dick big dick all night all day he wasn't great in bed either it was like a jackrabbit there is hence

there's nothing worse he yeah okay okay last question what is the luckiest thing that has ever happened to you oh it's a loaded question luckiest like just pure luck pure luck i don't think i um some may say when i got on glee just kidding uh i can't think of i've had like a lucky thing like i would like you just like came across like a hundred dollar bill anything yeah like a cruise or anything i don't think i've ever won anything either like a random prize i mean listen things happen like we get free stuff now but like that's because of like i'm not saying hard work but like it's not just like oh we just picked you out of nowhere yeah you're not like plucked from obscurity yeah i can't think of any

can you of course um she's also looked at these questions no i haven't time to ruminate no i haven't i printed these off the internet i look at them the moment i ask you the question okay What's your luck? Many, many years ago before I was married, I was hosting this, like, web series thing. And it really wasn't a big deal. And really it was like they were so excited to have me. But, like, how excited should you be when it was, like, me six years ago? Not very excited.

It wasn't like, you know, Julianna Rancic or anything. You know what I mean? Six years ago. And I was talking to a guy at a party. And I was like, no, I'm not going to go have a drink when it wrapped. And I was like, you know what? I'm going to do the drink. I'm going to be, like, a good mingler.

and I went for one drink and I stood beside a guy I was all alone after hosting this thing and he was all alone and I was like oh cool and then I was like

oh so what do you do and he's like well I work for the tourism board in I can't remember Costa Rica no oh my god

where did I go sounds pretty lucky no listen where I went on my honeymoon where the f*** did I go I don't know I wasn't there anyway

okay he was like I work I have no clue to follow you on Instagram I work for the tourism board of like

Playa de Carmen or whatever and I was like oh that's cool and I was like oh so you're like giving away sorry I was like you're giving away honeymoon you're giving away honeymoon to this bride and groom and he's like yeah and I was like that's so funny I'm getting married in like

three months and he was like oh do you want a honeymoon there and I was like yes and then I got a free honeymoon at the Four Seasons Resort oh that's kind of awesome that is legit and it was amazing and they had a driver for me and they took me out to a dinner every single night and I had the nicest hotels and the biggest suites and that story

ended great. F*** you. That is good because you were plucked out of obscurity. Well, I'm sure you wouldn't have sent her if she hadn't been hosting.

Oh, yeah, that's true. The worst thing is I can't remember where I went on my honeymoon. Yeah, it was obviously really good job, bro. Memorable. Okay, this is the end

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