LadyGang - LG QUICKIE: Not Featuring Gigi Hadid's Feet

Episode Date: May 10, 2018

The Ladies examine what they like about themselves and foot comments on YouTube, then talk about how Keltie broke her teeth, their most embarrassing moments, and how to take some Me Time during the day. Follow the podcast on Instagram @theladygang and you can email Jac, Becca and Keltie at Hello [e-mail]!  And thank you to today's sponsors: - Amazon = Shop using Amazon.com/shop/ladygang to keep the podcast free! - Canvas People = Get a free 11x14 canvas (just pay shipping) by going to CanvasPeople.com with promo code LADYGANG at checkout  - From You Flowers = Get 1-dozen mixed roses for $19.99 or 2-dozen mixed roses with a free vase for $29.99 at FromYouFlowers.com/lady - Tommy John = Go to TommyJohn.com/lady for 20% off your first order  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey guys, the following podcast is a Lady Gang Network and Podcast One production, which means it's going to be awesome. Podcast One presents the Lady Gang, the Hollywood girl posse with Lady Gang Quickie. Here's Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Let's make this quick. Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to the Lady Gang Quickie. I'm Becca Tobin, Kelty Knight, and Jack Vanek. We're all here.

We're all here. Done. oh my god was that your quickie yeah oh my god um so instead of a screw mary kill or a uh no we still have to do a quote right yeah what's the quote stop trying to skip over the mirror okay it's the most boring part but okay bummed me out so what's this one i hope you really brought your a game should we stop doing this no i like them very unbranded there are people who like them just not us i like occasional yeah i like a specific this one is from um a very famous philosopher, Amy Schumer. I was trying to make a joke, but then it didn't come

to me. And it was way too slow. Thanks, Jack. Speaking of motivation, let me introduce you to my super motivating friend, Jack, who just like instantly encourages all my flaws. Okay. She said, I am a woman with thoughts and questions and shit to say. I say, if I'm beautiful, I say, if I'm strong, you will not determine my story. I will. I am woman, hear me roar. Get it, girl. You're gonna hear me.

In that same vein, we now have to say something we like about ourselves. This is so great. One thing you like about yourself. That's our roundtable today. I'll go. Physically or like personality? It's your choice if you want to be vain. Okay.

um so i like that i am a very honest person sometimes that works against me or i feel like it could be a flaw or like in a relationship i go into things being very like my intentions are very pure and honest where i feel like a lot of people aren't and there are some hidden you know things but um you know no matter how many times i've gotten screwed over whether that be with friends or business or in a relationship like i still there's something within me that like i cannot be dishonest i cannot be like disingenuous like there's i'm a very very to the point honest person and i think that i think it's at the end of the day it's a strength you learn it can just make you very vulnerable and i learned a lot learned so much i like that i am always nice

to servers oh that is a very good quality find someone out there who's ever had a bad experience with me at a restaurant i dare you do you always tip even if they're a shitty service like a good like a 20 i am a good tipper i am not a cheapskate because you know what if i die tomorrow the worst thing that could ever happen to me is someone saying that i was cheap like that's my worst thing that is my worst nightmare i'll spend my last dollar to prove that i'm not cheap no but that is like the biggest tell of somebody if they're mean to a server like 100 or give somebody a shitty tip yeah like not okay i'm an asshole i'm sure i made a lot of people miserable in high school but guess what i'm nice to people who are in the trade in the

trade of serving i've you know i've tipped a full 20 when i found a ball of hair in my food yeah me too and it's not even just the tipping like the tipping that's a no-brainer you could screw up so badly like so badly and i will always always give them the benefit of the doubt and i am married to someone who is the most impatient human on the planet he's not rude to servers but he toes the line of being a little too um impatient impatient and high maintenance he's also very picky of an eater so if a condiment lands on his plate that he doesn't like i have to overcome and say like a nice you're the messenger yes yeah so like i would blow a server just to like have them leave the experience did you were you ever a server never no that's so interesting that you

have that outlook and you never had to deal with assholes yeah i remember when i was growing up my mom was a server when she was like in high school and college and that was like her one thing is like you need to always treat servers right like it is the hardest job our job and anybody who's actually just helping you in general like whatever it may be like just don't be an asshole people don't be entitled do you want to know something i had to train chris so chris is very polite guy But when we would go to restaurants, he would just say, I'm having the cheeseburger. I'll have the cheeseburger. And I was like, Chris, that's so rude.

And he's like, what are you talking about? I said, no, you may – you have to start with may I please have the – that's how you have to ask for your food at a restaurant. So I'm just telling you that I probably top you in niceness to service. Well, I say like I'll have the Caesar salad, please. That's how I say it too, yeah. I'm not going to ask them if I can have it. I can obviously have it. May I please?

But yes, you're right. Anyway, I trained Chris, and now he says it, and every time he does it at a restaurant, it's so cute. Oh, that is cute. Because he's, like, this big, like, tall man, and he's like, may I please have? I also think, like, it's the smallest thing, but when you're, like, checking out somewhere or, like, at a restaurant to actually ask how the person's day is going back to them. Yeah.

I heard, like, it's, like... People get very surprised when I do that. Surprise, and it's just, like, a pleasant, like, oh, my gosh. Like, they actually give a shit. Yeah. It's, like, a little thing. They think you're trying to sell them something instantly. Anyways, do you want some of my MLM?

Yeah. Okay, so – oh, yeah, my thing I like. I'm going to be vain. Guys, I like my feet. Sorry, Jack. I'm going to tell you. They're a great size. My toes are cute.

Can we not? No, but I'm going to tell you because I've recently realized how cute my feet are. In your picture with the sandals? No. Because – well, see, the feet weren't the problem there. The feet were cute. But obviously I've been doing so much looking at Meghan Markle lately. And, like, Meghan Markle is a beautiful woman.

She has ugly feet? she has like ginormous like lady feet down at the bottom of her like she's a small woman she's like my height but you can tell her tiny ankles yeah but you can tell she's like an eight and eight and a half maybe even a nine nine there's nothing wrong with that no it's fine you can have whatever size feet you want but like i'm looking no i get it no i'm looking at megan markle and i'm like everything about you is so perfect and you have like the best legs i've ever seen but your feet are like aggressive and then for me like my face is kind of fucked up but like my feet are cute you know i think i take the shitty feet uh yeah no um so many models have janky ass feet because

they're tall and lanky so they have a lanky foot it's true it looks like a hand but actually today or the other day a while ago there was a post on e news about a couple breaking up and the photo that they used was them like in bathing suits yes whatever and i'm not gonna say she is she's the most beautiful she's so beautiful so beautiful wait you know who it is yeah you look at her face and you're like god you have like you've got a special face and she hasn't paid for that face it's just her face no because we've known her since she was young oh okay that's not who i was thinking it's not gg hadid um okay so anyways everybody google gg hadid feet this couple broke up yeah in the comments oh is it all foot comments it's like making people like because

that second toe but you can't doesn't that mean something though if your second toe is longer than the rest of them that you're like a genius snaggle toe um or no if you have the big gap between your big toe and your second toe you're like royalty did you know i can pick things up with my toes so can i oh you can't so can i everyone can jack if you know they can't some people cannot move their toes around toes i do too i can't i have like finger toes saying after doing ballet on point for so long like i should have a janky ass toe and i have a beautiful toe you have one beautiful toe tell us what's in your box time to wait is that the end okay when we come back we're going in the box what's in our box what's in the box what's in our box don't shake

it too hard what's in the lady gang box what's in the box two truths and a lie oh my god this is fun oh man i need to think about this and a lie oh okay um oh my god i don't know this is a fun game two truths and a lie okay let's all take a minute and just oh god i don't know sure our listeners are thrilled right now that's taking a minute on a podcast can we do this on a different episode so i can actually think of something no we have to do it right on the spot it's what's in the box okay i feel like all of my interesting things i've already talked about on this podcast i know it's true it's like you know so much i know about me i mean like good story um okay i've got mine go i knocked my tooth out i already know that you did do that

she didn't finish you've talked about it a teacup i knocked my tooth out on my knee I knocked my tooth out biting my nails two truths males and a lie that's the lie nope

teacup I'm gonna say the knee is a lie correct but you also knocked it out on a sink yes

but there's only two truths I know but I was just throwing another truth okay back on your turn

I can't think this is really hard let's do another this is not working okay we're gonna wait we'll wait or maybe like at the end of the episode we'll prepare this for another day i think we should just listen our boxes i'll think of what mine is when you're talking about your hummingbirds it's a dry vagina go again jack sorry everyone most embarrassing

moments oh i feel like we might have already talked about this too oh my god i have a really good one okay i have a good one i was first dating uh my boyfriend at the time uh it was pretty new stuff and we had not started farting in front of one another pre-fart pre-fart magical moments were still there um and so i was sleeping over at his house and And I woke myself up with a fart, a loud one. You know, you can wake yourself up. It's really loud. So I instantly, I keep my eyes closed because I'm like, please, God, let him still be asleep.

So I take a second and I adjust my body and I open like one eye barely to see what he's doing. P.S. Becca's fully acting this out at the table right now. It's amazing. she's in method mode i look over he's sitting up reading reading quietly he definitely heard you and then i was so hot like embarrassed hot embarrassed hot and i without thinking like kick off the covers which then brings the hot fart no to the surface of yeah you opened the dutch oven yes yes yeah i have never been so embarrassed in my life that's pretty bad it's pretty good okay for you i've got one um stars

they're just like us it's just far all over the place oh my god um okay so mine was from a couple years ago i matched with this guy on tinder and he was super hot he was like he was like an underwater ocean photographer something like really cool jason momoa oh i wish he like lived in he was like working in australia whatever he it was he was awesome we're starting to chat and i'm like oh god this guy is like the most boring person i've ever like texted with we never met and he's like trying to like start this like shitty conversation and it isn't going anywhere and so i go to like take a screenshot of the conversation because i was going to send it to my group chat and be like oh my god this guy is so annoying did i already tell this yeah god damn

it see i tell all my good stories i don't remember i accidentally sent it to him why okay so i yeah i sent it to the guy however i ended up convincing him that i never sent it so i like said i accidentally sent the screenshot with like a bunch of it with well there was no eye roll emoji but whatever it was an eye roll emoji back then and he's like why'd you send that to me and i'm like okay i'm gonna delete it retake a screenshot and be like send what like what are you talking about yeah and i convinced him that it was like some glitch in the system that i had sent him a screenshot he's also a moron yeah so he was an idiot i do remember this story now but that's not embarrassing you fixed it well it was embarrassing for the moment i feel like i've

talked about all my embarrassing stories we have no embarrassing stories left i don't know oh god You better get out there and get embarrassed. I have plenty. I have a great one. What? Do you guys know that I went to hair school? I think I did. No.

Okay. So in like 2002, I was living in New York and I needed a backup plan for my life because the dance career was not going well. And so I was dancing for the New Jersey Nets. And at the same time, I was going to hair school at LIBS, Long Island Beauty Academy. Sounds very reputable. No, sorry. Long Island Beauty School.

Okay. and it was actually shockingly in manhattan but anyway so i went there every day from like eight to five and you learn all these different things and like the last three months that you're in school you're on like the salon floor the school salon and so questionable people come and get their hair done at the school salon like there was this one lady who came and she brought her she brought her like her own little scrub head brush and she would be like i want you to rub my head for 20 minutes with this brush and it was like it was so bad job i used to get my hair bleached at those schools that's such a bad breakage yeah so anyway so the sinks never worked

and like you'd be shampooing people and there'd be like and so i had so many mistakes like one time i was doing a hair color on someone and like the sinks didn't really work and so i couldn't rinse out the whole bottom and so i was blow drying her hair and there's still like so much hair color just like sitting in her hair and i was just blow drying it and i was like i'm just gonna fake it till i make it and so then at the end she like put her fingers through it and like all the hair color went on she's like i think there's still hair color but that's not my most embarrassing story my most embarrassing story is that my best friend jeff um was also a dancer in new york and we were listen we were like on the struggle bus as for funds yeah and jeff could

care less what he looked like and so i was like jeff come to the salon the salon in quotes come to live beauty school and i'll give you a haircut and it's free you know what i mean just come it'll be amazing he's like oh you sure and i was like yeah for sure so he came to the school and i was like trying to act all proper and i was like yeah i'm about to graduate from libs i'm amazing like this is great and so i start cutting his like you know there's the buzzer thing with like the little um with the teeth you know like oh yeah to do like around your neck and your ears and stuff and so i start cutting him on the back of his neck to like clean up his his um well obviously this is why i failed beauty school but anyway because you don't know what anything is called

guys there was no guard on the razor it was just the razor and he started bleeding profusely like all out of his neck like all over down the neck and i was like oh and he's like ah that kind of oh that kind of hurts and i was like oh um one second oh my god and so it's been like my most embarrassing story my whole life because every time like jeff and i talk he's always like remember that time you gave me you scalped at least he was your friend yeah it was pretty bad i mean i did lots more embarrassing things but anyway okay well um oh how much time what's coming up let's go um what's in our box no we already that was a box oh let's go back we're in the box already in the box currently in the box oh she's looking no they're all flipped over so i can see them i'm turning

them over oh god don't light in the candle okay okay how to make me time oh god not have children i think that's probably the best one i think most mothers would say anyone who's asking that has kids yeah it was so crazy i was in new york the other day and my girlfriend just had a baby and i came in the door and she like handed me the baby and she's like i'm gonna shower and literally within three minutes the baby started crying and like would not calm down for anyone but her mother and i was like you can't even shower no that's why everybody says like getting a shower if you can get one yeah i remember yeah baby or food or something like that me time i'll say something as someone who doesn't have children um if i'm craving that i do i think

women are we're very hard on ourselves and we feel very guilty if we have a free moment that we aren't spending it with our husbands or our kids or whatever um i think that you always have to remember by allowing yourself that time if it's 15 minutes to take a bath um that that's going to recharge you and that you're actually going to be a better person for your family or whatever when you return from doing that, whatever the me time is. My sister was somebody who she is a full-time – she has a full-time job. She's a partner at a law firm. She's a boss bitch with two kids and she could not lose weight after she had her kids

because she's not one of these moms who has all the time in the world to go to Pilates and have a nanny and blah, blah, blah. So she's like every moment I'm not at work, which is very rare, I want to see my kids. I feel terrible that I genuinely want to. So she started making a valiant effort to like every Saturday morning at like 9 a.m., whatever's happening, she goes and she goes and takes yoga. And it's like something like that where it's an hour out of the week. She makes herself do it. And her husband, you know, she said to him, I need you to support me and do that. Like, let me do this. So it's like communicating to everybody around you that what you need.

Right. I love that. I think that there's also something, you know, I feel like everybody with the whole like self-care, you know, it's like a whole movement of things. And when you think about it, you're thinking like face masks, bath, like, you know, bath bomb, whatever. And I think that there's a lot of different ways that you can do self-care and maybe a way that would seem very productive is if you do some kind of a hobby or something that you're learning through as well. so whether that be you know taking up like yeah cooking or ceramics or something like that and finding something that's yours because a lot of people get so you know if you have kids your life is like five million different places and you don't have anything that is like just your little secret happy place so i think yeah coming up with some kind of a hobby that you know gives you some kind of a skill yeah i mean for me personally with no children um i could work seven days a week like I could fill out my schedule like invited to you know people are like hey I want to have coffee I want to have lunch come to this thing come to this event like work work work which is a blessing you

know like everyone wants to be friends with me how cool but um I think learning to say no is like the most important thing like if you don't go to Janie's birthday party yeah you can go next year like I all the time say no to going out on Friday nights because I just love like after finished work on Friday to just like go home and like veg veg out and I have I feel no guilt about being I'm like, I'm going to put a face mask in and I'm going to watch Fixed Upper for nine hours and I'm not going to feel bad about it. But, you know, listen, if you have kids, you can't do that. So if you have kids, you're screwed.

Bye. It's true. Literally. Okay. Last one. Sorry. R.I.P. Me time.

Rest in peace. Ooh. Okay. This could be fun. Is that our Chanel necklace you're wearing, by the way? Yeah. Where did that come from? Have you been wearing that all day?

Thanks. Yeah, I've been wearing it all day. It must have just popped out of your shirt. Well, they are not interested in sponsoring the podcast. So I will tell you after. No, not Chanel. There's a company that you can like rent luxury jewelry from, like a Rent the Runway, but it's for luxury jewelry.

So Chanel doesn't want to sponsor the lady game? Do it back, yeah. That seems stressful. You know, what if you like- Lose it. Yeah. We're not talking about them anymore because I reach out to them and I was like, I like your product.

Elena told me about them. Oh, cool. Well, let's go to the real world instead. Yeah. Okay. Guilty pleasure. anything spice girls but i don't feel guilty about any of my i don't see i don't have guilty that many guilty pleasures because i like take pride i judge you for country music really

wwe oh yeah i definitely judge you for that see but i don't feel guilt for my love for the wwe totally i feel pride but i feel like most people yeah would burn me on the stake i mean obviously i'm a big housewives person but like that's not guilty everyone's watching that i know do you watch summer house yes i just got stuck in it's so good it is so good i love it i love carl he's hot do you don't think he's hot oh my god jack you're a part of the problem what what problem. Carl is a dick. Are you?

No, no, no. I've only watched like three episodes. I don't know if he's a dick. He hasn't been a dick in the ones I've watched. He's not even hot. Even if he had a stellar personality, he's not hot. He's hot. He's like 6'5". He looks like... Someone thought, like, Andre the Giant was a giant. Yeah. Seriously?

I don't think he's... I think he's hot. Okay. Anyways, continue watching. My guilty pleasure is taking a full package of chewy Chips Ahoy cookies and dipping it in vanilla icing and eating the entire box and vanilla thing

when no one else is watching and then lying about if I ever do that. That's interesting. I never do that. Is this what you think is hot? That is him mid-sentence. Look at this. Is that even him? I don't even know if that's him. Good luck finding a hot picture. You're going to be looking for a while.

I think my guilty pleasure is... I think he's hot. ...is potato chips. I could sit there and eat an entire bag oh god he looks like a property brother yeah property brothers are rich aren't they okay we're talking hot not rich not tall hot okay just different hot is not tall separate from tall kind of there's so many ugly ugly tall men and you can be a hot short guy Zac Efron so hot

true shrimp legs amen shrimp legs you know what I mean probably would nah I'd still bang him but

laying down laying down okay I'd have to just jump right into bed also like I'm married to somebody who is

like relatively tall he's 6'3 that's tall yeah I don't notice anymore he could come home and have shrunk a foot and I will not have

well no that's true I mean with my ex-boyfriend I forgot that he was tall you forget yeah so it's like you need to open your open the area listen bitches i do my horizons are open i think that i wrote and i said zach efron's so hot and jack was like it's short it's short instantly no we said some other

things too it was not just the short yeah i said he had a lady face yeah he's too feminine his face is so pretty he does beautiful with him and i just kept staring at him being like Like, like I'm attracted to him, but as if he were a lady, you know, also the best thing that Becca has ever said when it comes to dating is don't date anybody with a, with a fan page. And that is so true. And that's the main problem. Yeah.

Or it has like a fan. Yeah. Yeah. Or has a fan club or something. No fan accounts. No, no one making collages. I don't want to date a famous hot guy, like a famous celebrity. That's horrible.

He will cheat on me all the time. It's true. It's true. Okay. Well, on that note, we have to go. follow us on social media that was it that's it

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