LadyGang - LG QUICKIE: Not Getting High with Becca & Jac

Episode Date: September 6, 2018

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Hey guys, the following podcast is a Lady Gang Network and Podcast One production, which means it's going to be awesome. Podcast One presents the Lady Gang, the Hollywood girl posse with Lady Gang Quickie. Here's Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Let's make this quick. Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to A Quickie with Rebecca and Jacqueline. You may think this sounds different than your usually scheduled programming Because you don't hear Kelty Knight

That's because this is a new special edition of the Quickie Rebecca and Jacqueline We're classy as fuck We're super sexy No, Kelty's just the busiest human on the planet So here we are without her We're just gonna talk shit on Kelty for 20 minutes Totes

So what we've done is we've posted on the Facebook group to get some questions and we're gonna Kelty's well now you can hear Kelty in the background she's having a fitting she can't join us I'm sure none of you miss her she's now apologizing oh it's okay

oh my god this is a shit show Rebecca and Jacqueline is off to a terrible start I'm just kidding we need Kelpy to keep Kelpy Kelpy my phone was correcting her name to Kelpy and I was like that's so cute it's cute Kelp Noodle

I know. Kelp night. Kelpy night. Okay. So we're getting questions. Um, go. God, thank God you guys have taken a little bit longer than I would have hoped. Last meal. If you guys were on death row. Oh, mashed potatoes. So you're going to go the classic route. Cause I feel like that's what like every serial killer. I ain't done. I ain't done. Like not a steak and mash. I'm going to do, No, not a steak. Mashed potatoes, pizza, and Shake Shack. Oh, yeah. You know what?

I haven't eaten Shake Shack since I started eating meat. You've got to do it. Their mushroom, cheese-filled mushroom burger is delightful. It's really good. Absolutely delightful. So good. Mine would be a Trust Me from Sugarfish. Oh.

That's sushi for those of you who don't live in California. Yeah, it's fancy sushi. an extra large mcdonald's fry yeah and then a massive chocolate chip cookie from mrs fields oh wow and maybe like a milkshake for just the hell of it i don't know and then just throw up and die well yeah okay any more questions like this is i hope they're all about kelty have either of you ever had a ghostly encounter i went ghost hunting once oh my god okay so i went ghost hunting for my friend's supernatural class in college or something and we all met at a denny's before and the ghost hunting guide comes up and is like telling this whole story

about like exorcisms and like all that kind of stuff i am loving it this is like me and my element and then he was talking about how you don't want to like entice a ghost to like take over your body and he was telling like a a cautionary tale of somebody who did it and he was like and then the guy just said the ghost come inside me now stop it and my friend and i started freaking laughing because i'm like oh my god nobody like caught the reference i felt like a 12 year old boy and we started having a laugh attack and i'm like this is the funniest thing i've ever heard in my entire life and nobody else is catching on to it and then we went ghost hunting I didn't see shit.

I was pissed. I haven't really had any, like, ghostly encounters. I mean, I'm such a scaredy cat that growing up I always felt like if I slept over at someone else's house, there were just, like, ghosts everywhere at night. Yeah. Like, anytime there was darkness. Yeah. But nothing in particular. And I really don't want it, so.

Do you believe in ghosts? I believe in, like, I believe in energy. Like, weird energies. But, like, you don't believe in, like, a physical ghost? No. No, I don't think that my grandmother's, like, sitting at this lady gang table with us. I wish she was, but I don't think she is. My thing with ghosts is what if, like, when you die, if you—

What if we're really ghosts right now? Oh, God, that is so existential. I can't think about this kind of stuff when I smoke. We're not high, guys. It reminds me of something that I start, like, spiraling about after I've smoked weed. No, but, like, what if when you die or whatever, what if ghosts are in, like, the fourth dimension? it's actually something that scientists have studied

they talk about it and when you're seeing them you're kind of just seeing them go through our plane right as like a three dimensional being I feel like Matthew McConaughey right now in that movie Interstellar where the fifth dimension is love I don't know I don't actually know

I was talking to Richie about dimensions oh I get it different dimensions and they all collide but he's like that's not how dimensions work how do dimensions work well it sounds so stupid on this podcast well well here's the thing i really do think tyler henry is connecting with with energies and like spirits i really really do like i just and knowing people who have done his show like they're like there's no other way there's literally no other way so i do think that that's why i sort of do believe in like

they're being which is comforting i don't know i don't even know guys i don't even know this life is meaningless i have something to ask you what what have you heard about this whole conspiracy it's not even a conspiracy but even elon musk has talked about it yes we're all living in a simulation like it's like the truman show i don't know like it's like they're we're living in a computer basically and that the life we're living right now is a simulation but there's like we're in tons of different simulations but this is just the one that we're in oh my god and this is basically and a lot of smart people believe in it but elon musk is really smart but like he's also crazy yeah so you know what i mean yeah it's like those who teach what's that stupid thing

like he can make an electrical car and a fast train but like does he really but don't talk about philosophy yeah don't philosophize with me elon the lady gang um okay any more questions that don't have to do with dimensions weirdest celebrity encounter oh jack's had a few have i i mean i can leave three off the top of my head that i've had yes who i well i don't want to talk about one because it's going to be on the tv show oh yeah um weirdest celebrity encounter i don't know if it's the weirdest but it was the most obnoxious okay i was at a bar with a group of friends and in this group of friends there's a lot of like acquaintances and friends of friends and it was a big group and one of the guys is like from our generation a heartthrob like from

a tv show you know you can't say who it is i'm not gonna say who it is because it's just i don't even want to flatter him that much okay and he's like he's cute he's way too pretty like he's he looks a little like pretty boy like you might be wearing makeup yeah okay and he's never done it for me and i would say if he if he did um i mean is it ian summerholder no but like in that world think of that like as the prototype okay someone like someone like him so uh we were at a bar and i was standing next to him but not engaging with him i was talking to another friend and he was really drunk and he and i had only ever had like very small talk like whatever conversations and he like puts his arm around the person that i'm talking to and he goes

she's in love with me and i was like who's she he's like you oh gross i was like um i may not be the popular opinion but you just don't do it for me and like you say that's him yeah i was like uh and you're super humble too yeah i'm currently falling in love he's such a douchebag i'm like if you only knew the type that i'm attracted to it's not you it ain't you bro i'm married to like a lumberjack it's not you who probably wears foundation um zero girls jeans yeah and i'm just like what a douchebag that was like the douchiest i'm like this is exactly what i would expect from you thank you for not breaking down any stereotypes i have of your kind thank you and good night asshole okay i have this is not a celebrity but i think it might be pretty relevant

because they're doing the hills reunion so when i was 20 years old no way when i was 20 years old i was out at probably some club like hide or something which is like the douchiest la club back in the day or maybe ladue oh wow yeah to really bring it to like the hills kind of era because that's where all of them hung out they loved ladue we're with a group of friends somehow we met justin bobby from the hills and then we all decided to go back to my house because i lived in a house with like six girls in hollywood we couldn't all fit in the car so justin bobby hides in the trunk for some reason just jumps in the trunk and like comes to our house with us um my roommate was sleeping anna my girlfriend she was sleeping and he's like is there a guitar

in the house i have to play guitar like i think that there's one in anna's room so he busts into anna's room she's dead asleep he grabs the guitar comes downstairs can't play it but then he just decides to play three blind mice for like three hours was he on drugs i'm sure what's yeah he's just annoying but like what's worse here's my biggest pet peeve like it's i think that guys got the memo when we were in high school and like college that it is hot when a guy can play an instrument like it's cool yeah but there's guys who really took it to the next level and they are that guy that they literally will they'll like steer a party in a direction if they know there's like an instrument in the room oh yeah that they can play in serenade like we have a friend that

we joke that literally if you see a piano or a guitar within like a half a mile radius of wherever we're going to be, I'll be like, here's the countdown. And suddenly you'll hear like a chord on the piano and he'll start singing out a tune. I'm like, no one asked. He's so talented, but like literally cannot is incapable of not doing this. Wait. And he is talented. He is super talented. It's usually the ones that aren't talented that are the ones that pick it up to try to serenade and you're like dude you should just stop let it rest yeah i know this is like a side hustle passion for you but like maybe not but here's the other side of the argument like it's kind of like when girls say if i had your body i would never be in clothes right i mean if

i had that talent i understand wanting to flaunt it but like especially if you're not a professional musician they're like when else are you gonna do it it's true that's your time to shine at a party just parties but it's i mean i i you play that room five song but like read the room bro read the room and usually the room does not want to hear some random acoustic guitar playing no right and if they do like let's cut it off at 20 minutes you know what i mean 20 minutes 10 that's a concert oh i guess you're right 10 10 10 i say one song i say the first verse and chorus of one all right all right and then see if the crowd wants more see if you see Maybe if you get a, whatchamacallit, no, the one that they, the, no, after they finish

a concert, encore, encore. I can't find my words. What kind of clap are you talking about? What's the best question up so far? Um, I don't know what the best one is, but there's a good one. The juiciest. Oh. That's actually a pretty good idea.

Let's do this one, then I'll search all the rest. Okay. Because they're coming through. Uh, if you could have dinner with anyone dead, alive, famous, or not, who would you pick? Oh, classic question. Larry David. it yeah larry david would be really fun um i always forget this answer like it's the sort of thing where i'm watching a movie and i'm like oh my god this is obviously my favorite actor

and then somebody asked me a day later who's your favorite actor and you can't think of it you know who would be really good chris farley yeah chris farley and david spade together i just was gonna say david spade is that that's so weird well because we are i want him on the podcast talking about david spade i really want him he's doing the rounds yeah he is come on david oh my god dave chris farley and david spade is the most iconic duo ever also i just watched the robin williams documentary and oh my god amazing oh my god like so amazing obviously like we knew what a talent but holy shit you have to watch it person yeah it's it's magical it's amazing he would be great too he'd be amazing i would just want somebody that would make me laugh that i could

learn from me too and i feel like that is like the perfect combination of things it'd be good it'd be good okay that's our answer i feel like that was a good answer on the spot we didn't pick any women what woman uh oprah but is that too easy no i don't really feel like i need to have a meal with her i feel like i know exactly what i would get you know what i mean like i think i i know exactly what to expect with her because like i listen to her podcast i see like yeah She's been somebody, I mean, I guess it might be interesting, but. Yeah. I feel like I wouldn't learn anything new.

No, not that person. Who? I'll tell you off the air. I'm trying to think. I mean, like, I'd like to sit down with Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. That'd be sick. I love them. Yeah, me too.

Yeah. Why don't we get them on our show? I wish they would come. You guys should come too, because they're listening. Yeah. Guys, come on. I know you're huge fans of the Lady Gang. Please come on our TV show.

What's next? What's next? um nikki minaj or cardi b cardi b although i do love nikki i like them i love them both but cardi b's instagram is just she's magic unmatched who's your favorite instagram account you're currently following comments my slubs is pretty good i haven't seen that that's where that one that with alec baldwin oh i didn't see that i mean i saw the alec baldwin thing but i didn't know that it originated from that instagram so they find they troll all it is is they just post like when celebrities comment and it's not supposed to be funny but most of them are really

funny like the randomest celebs are like interacting with each other i love seeing that yeah i'm like you guys know each other that's so cool it is cool what's yours you're just talking about an instagram that you wanted to talk about i can't you have to save it I'm going to save it because I want Kelty to weigh in on it. You guys will hear about it soon. I don't know. I'm really not sure. I shouldn't have asked a question that, like, I didn't even know my answer to.

Oh, another good one is Gone Patrol. What's that? And it's just, like, all – any type of, like, an extreme sport or somebody doing something active that has gone to shit. So, like, somebody surfing that got completely, like, slammed by a wave or, like, people – Just nice. yeah it's great a lot of injuries oh it's so good me too it's so good okay well becca doesn't have i don't have one next next is a hot dog a sandwich no no a hot dog's a hot dog i recently saw this thing on instagram it's a sandwich i recently saw this thing on instagram about the nitrites

and hot dogs are more than like x amount of cigarettes so they're like please stop giving your children hot dogs because nitrites have been proven yeah to cause cancer and nitrites are in cigarettes and they're in like a lot of deli meats i mean the amount of deli meat that i ate growing up there's i'm filled i'm made of nitrites but now that we know well anybody that thinks a hot dog is somewhat healthy you can get them without the nitrites but still it's just like pig ends but it's not chemicals i mean it's not it's not it's like delicious they're so good though well i mean it is delicious but nutritious hot dog nothing beats it yeah oh so good so start buying your hot dogs and your deli meats sans nitrites and stop feeding your kids hot dogs also

public service announcement hot dogs grapes and popcorn are like the number one choking hazard for kids and now that i know that like you're supposed to like slice it long ways all those and then popcorn's just like you're not supposed to give it to them until they're like way older yeah but now i notice every time i see like a toddler eating any of those things and i have panic attacks you take it out of my hand i'm not kidding i almost like karate yeah i almost karate chopped a bag of popcorn out of a little kid's hand the other day yeah that's bad it's not good all those little kernels well listen guys we're gonna be amazing mothers and i wouldn't have known i know i know all right last question last question what is the most embarrassing thing

you have ever done i know this that's a question i can never and i have so many answers well that's here's the thing how every week we talk about an embarrassing thing that happens that i feel like we've exhausted most of those in a moment where like something's happened to you and you've like cried because you're so embarrassed not really not that i can think of i'd have to really i need to think about that because you know we'll be asked that question i know i don't know i don't either do one more question i mean god i'm sorry guys um your favorite healthy meal none i don't like any healthy meals uh the next question is what do you guys think of kelty just kidding what's your least favorite thing about kelty night no we should say our favorite

thing about kelty night okay i it's taken we have never actually talked about this on the podcast because it happened off the podcast but kelty coined a term called your 30s like you're saying you don't say your age when you're in your 30s you just say i'm 30s yeah when someone's like how old are you i'm 30s i'm 30s and i think there's a good question yeah coming we didn't talk about her something we like about kelty whatever i like that she came over kelty's nice uh how did you find out the truth about santa claus i had an inkling and also because we did hanukkah and christmas so my we did we definitely did santa claus but i just like knew i was like the jig is up and i went to my mom and i said mom would you ever lie to me and she goes of course i would

never lie to you like what what do you mean and i said is santa claus real i've tricked that bitch no way yeah i swear you should ask her and she's like well the spirit of santa claus is real i go oh my god i understand now and then i went to all my young cousins and i was like guess what guys santa's not real you're that asshole asshole one of my neighborhood friends was that asshole and told me santa claus wasn't real but then i milked it for i don't know maybe five years too long because you obviously get more presents my mom said if you don't believe in it then you don't get presents oh yeah trickery i think that i pretended i believed in san i mean my parents knew i did it but like i did it for i'm an only child and like my dad loves it yeah so i probably

pretended until i was like 15 and to this day he's still like every christmas eve he'll come out at like 2 a.m and he'll bring all the garlands out and all these pictures of me and santa and then there's all the presents that santa brought like he still does it that's cute it's adorable Well, my dad's the best. Aww. So according to my dad, I still do the Santa. I wish I was an only child. I'm just kidding, Jessica.

I love you. All right. Well, we weren't here for a long time. A long time. We're here for a good time. That escalated quickly. Thanks for joining us on Lady Gang Quickie. Check out new episodes of Lady Gang every Tuesday and more Quickies every Thursday on PodcastOne.com, the PodcastOne app, and Apple Podcasts.

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