LadyGang - LG QUICKIE: Not Gonna Lie

Episode Date: August 18, 2022

It’s time for a special game of Not Gonna Lie as the ladies tell the truth on various secrets that were submitted. They’re sharing which tour stop will be the best, the grossest things their men do and what Becca likes most about Austin. Check out our amazing sponsors!!! Hyundai: Learn more about the 2022 TUCSON and SANTA FE Plug-in Hybrid EVs at HyundaiUSA.com  Progressive: Quote at Progressive.com to join the over 27 million drivers who trust Progressive!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey guys, it's Kelty, and we want to thank you so much for checking out our Hyundai Vodcast from Tampa. We had so much fun. So many of you have watched us. It's living right now on our Instagram page. It's completely free to watch. It comes in three parts. It's super, super cute. And especially the live Good Week, Bad Week with photos and visuals. It's meant for you. So I hope you guys go check it out. I'm very, very excited. It's time for a quickie. Podcast One presents The Lady Gang. The Hollywood Girl Posse with Lady Gang Quickie. here's kelty knight becca tobin and jack vanek let's make this quick

hello hello hello welcome to lady gang quickie i am becca here with jack and kelty not gonna lie oh that's the game i mean she just dove right in you guys we're playing not gonna lie here i'm gonna set the scene it is the evening at the lady gang office the pink light of the lady gang sign is illuminating the penis chart of how badly the book is bombing so far i need you to buy the book ladygang.com slash books please pre-order lady secrets becca has stuck all of she honestly wasted about 20 beautiful stickers of rainbows on her face like she was olivia rodrigo she's eating a flaming hot crunchy cheeto and jack is with her giant water bottle and now she's been wrapped in a blanket because she's a delicate flower and she's a little bit cold freezing and chris's mic

is still on part of this and okay so here's the thing i love to get on an internet theme way late okay yeah so for the last few weeks i've been watching everyone do these like an ask me an anonymous question yeah to me you can just ask a question on instagram it's not a big deal but i like that it's anonymous and we did get juicy shit okay so we yeah we so we put and you might want to not want to answer them all i'm not gonna lie i pre-looked a few so what we did is we got all these anonymous questions i feel like this is very on brand with the lady secrets book and i'm gonna pass my phone around and you're gonna unpack a secret and then you're gonna tell the answer okay okay so this is an app that you can get called not gonna lie not gonna lie and

we have i mean i'm just looking at it we have like just a lot of questions okay and they're all anonymous we don't know who asked it okay can you pass or do you have to answer i mean you can pass you can pass okay or someone else can answer if they want to okay we'll see what the question so jack will begin here we go pick one of your pick one of the babies okay that's for becca that's a good question why don't i think it's nice the way that it's asked is the way that it's asked is rude but let's pretend she meant it from a nice place why don't you share more about motherhood where is ford while you're on tour um ford's with his other parent because that's why you have usually i mean

i would never be able to do this without zach um he's going to be with the more capable of the two parents and he also has a wonderful nanny and i'm gonna see him the second half of tour yeah he's gonna be in a city near me yeah but and this is a good question because you do i think that becca is someone who protects the things that are most important to her so she is the least likely to open up about the things that she cares the most about and i think that's baby ford well are you just getting used to being a mom. Well, I just, it's just not my identity. Like it's this amazing extra facet of my life. Granted, it's like a humongous, like on the pie chart, it's huge, but it's still like not my identity. It's not being a mom. And also in the beginning when

their babies there's just not a whole lot to share like he's not saying funny things to me and he's not like there's not a whole lot of drama yet like it's not doing much yeah it's like taking care in the day-to-day and it's like groundhog day a little bit granted each time like each month gets more fun yeah like now i say stick out your tongue and i stick out mine and then he he mimics me that's cute so that's the stuff that's starting to get fun but up until he's five months now like they're really blobs also you don't have to share whatever you don't want to share you don't have to share i also don't not a prerequisite i find it mind-numbing when people when people overshare about their kids yeah you know i've had a i've had a many and i'll say this

out of love i've had many people that like i fell in love with them when i was 20 and they were bloggers or whatever and then have gone on to motherhood and because i'm not a parent i like realize like I can't really follow you anymore or like I can't be as deep in your thing because all the content becomes mom content yeah and I kind of appreciate with you that you're like here's a cute outfit and also my mom like I like that you're like let me keep some of the core Becca-ness and your sassiness and then like also share I mean I could do more forward content I gotta be honest with you this is a cutie yeah but I also get weirded out about like doing too much of like showing his face and yeah not for any other reason but like i make fun of people's

babies in the way they look so i know someone's gonna do that to me can't handle it wow which lady gang tour stop is going to be the best i will answer this i think that chicago or atlanta atlanta is going to be the best because becca said that if we sell it atlanta she will do a full glee rendition in a latex catsuit of holding out for a hero so that is what i'm I literally am about to buy every ticket in Atlanta. No, there have to be butts in seats. Butts in seats? She's going to start hiring some seat fillers.

I am. No, because then they're not going to be our fans. It's going to be even sadder to perform to people who don't know who we are. Okay. They're like, who's this bitch? Who's mine? Here you go. Pick yours.

What is the most unattractive thing your husband does? I know mine. I mean, I hate to be the one that knows right away. What? Bleak. i mean i i've said this before he's gonna be able to hear me um because we're in my house chris knight has a toe fungus that we can't get rid of that's one singular toe it's the big toes i feel like a lot of men have a fungus on their big toe and he's been to the thing and they grind

it down and you put the nail polish on it and it's like there's something about a man toenail that wants to be infected it's disgusting because chris loves to touch my feet at night when we're bed you said you liked that i love it but then instantly my brain goes like fungi toe okay what was the question exactly what's the most unattractive thing they do yeah i know mine what turning towards me while we're sleeping and sleeping with his mouth open i literally have to have an extra pillow to put in between us because i like to feel like i go back and forth i go right and then i go left yeah and sometimes i'll have to wake him up and i'm like jared face the other way because i want to turn to the right

okay fine and then he like turns around but like that is ultimate giving me the heck chris is a very pretty sleeper oh is he but i've had ugly sleepers in the past where they're like yeah in your face and you're like not an angel not an angel well jared like just realized at age 34 that he has a deviated septum and cannot breathe out of his nose like he just found that out welcome to the club yeah wow so he yeah he needs surgery i know he'll like cover one of his nostrils and cannot breathe my sister's like that unless her whole life unaware yeah of your body like men hello men men wait what's that i i i this i mean listen this is not because my husband's so perfect i can't think he is pretty of anything that he does that gives me the egg the egg which

is nothing gross not a hairy leg not a smelly ball sweaty balls very he showers often there's really i've i've honestly like never really smelled a bad odor i love chris's bo smell jared doesn't smell he's odorless it's so bizarre i'm like i stink after five minutes i know i really smell same um i i'll think of it i don't want people to out there to think that this doesn't we do we think wait kelty what are these all these open ones so well i checked some i don't know i don't actually know you can set them up oh worst celebrity guests on the pod's name rhymes with oh we could do it britney perlon britney for a lot but only because she's very preoccupied with her own doing her own instagram during this you seem like a nice girl it's just like nice it

was early on in podcasting and i think people didn't know what to expect does it get exhausting posting ads i know it's part of the gig but i feel that it has to get annoying it's a great question. It actually, for me, um, doesn't get annoying posting ads. And I think with lady gang in general, yeah, sometimes we're like, Oh, we need to record our ads. And it's like, Oh, I need to take this like hour out of my day to record these ads. But in general, I don't think there's at this point in lady gang career, there's any thing that we're promoting that we don't actually love. Like most of our advertisers have been around for like years. So we're like friends with them we know they're people yeah it's like european wax i'm like great i go there like so

we've said no to a lot of ads that like we don't want to promote and so really i feel like everyone's in the family now so it's kind of like the machine that makes it run well also we're very fortunate that we get chosen to advertise things yeah and also a lot of it is like instead of people coming to us and asking us to do ads it's like we go to the team and we say hey two out of the three of us go to the european wax center genuinely use it or like caraway home they just started doing our pans and i've been like i love oh my god jared was dying i love mine i've never had an egg slide so easy in my life like it's incredible and they're pretty yeah so i i don't feel like it's annoying i mean there there's a there's everything is work right so it's like everything you want to

make sure you're doing the best possible thing for the for the brand and like make them happy But I don't think, like, our brand that's sponsoring the Lady Gang Tour this fall is, like, somewhere where we all shop. Like, we're excited. And I'm like, I can't wait to see what I get from them and what we can curate. Like, I'm actually really excited about it. So that's, like, one of the most fortunate things about Lady Gang. Anyway. That's great.

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gang.com slash books to pre-order yours now the lady gang um real experience with hard drugs what have you tried i don't know okay i love you when you were on glee who did you get along with the most there really wasn't anyone i didn't get along with i know that sounds cheesy but i spent the most time with kevin and jenna and jacob and cord because we were all like in the same class class and that's who i was with like extracurricularly blacked out with at nights um and we all got along like really really have you and jenna been talking like new mom stuff at all or she just been so you have yeah um like a little text chain because your babies are kind of close pretty close i think they're like only a couple months apart yeah but yeah she

yeah jenna hasn't posted pictures of her baby's face uh i wonder i don't know if she will it's interesting it's so strange it's like a weird thing to i can imagine that you want it to be like private and like you know it's just a weird thing of like you're walking down the street and someone knows your kid like i would know northwest if she walked down the street and that's weird because she's like eight everywhere you know what i mean but that's weird i actually have a yeah it feels very weird and vulnerable posting a picture of your kid yeah jack does jack know anything about the band water park slash did she make out with any of the band members is that a real question i love it is water park right i have no idea let's look it up okay i'm looking

i have not because i don't know who that is but i'll let you know if i would have okay let's look up water park the band water parks water parks oh they are cute okay oh i don't know let's see wow i miss having sex but at least the song is called i miss having sex but at least i don't i'm waiting for the thing what what is the i miss i miss having these people look like i miss having sex but at least i don't have to want to die anymore let's listen to a little bit okay you would love this band you would love them they sound like good charlotte it's just so crazy me that the emo boy is back like i listen you guys that you guys the singer's

name is austin spelt a-w-s-t-e-n cute austin i love him austin i listen to the makeup sex song by machine gun kelly probably 30 times a day i don't even think i know what that song is yes when he's like um when he's like i can feel your back break i can feel your ass shake it's like is that not a 303 song no it's so overtly sexual and i listened to it on my hex and i was like i can feel your ass shake and i was like who am i like it's just such a weird choice in my whole life machine gun kelly has jumped the shark a little bit like he's he was never on it he was for a second and then his music got really bad i couldn't name a single song i love this question so much how do you split the income for lady gang does kelty get more because she plans the episode

you should you should unfortunately we all signed a 33 deal when we first started 33.3 yep i don't know who get that's who gets that one point zero zero zero zero point one percent no we split everything equally and um i don't really plan the episodes anymore it's great i love it i haven't written an introduction for an artist in so long because it's just us yeah I planned that we were going to do this game So you're welcome You guys, I just read really bad news What?

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We're celebrating our one year anniversary together And we are Honey, what have you learned in the last year? being in a relationship with your lover that it's fun to be in love and always be in the moment yeah well you're the one who taught me to always be in the moment is this their breakup video

because you oh my god they're like youtubers are you okay oh shit are you okay you too what's happening it's okay

it's okay they broke up it's a lie wait i'm so confused i think they broke up anticipation of celebrating our first year together joe and i recorded this video early but as many of you have noticed it is with a heavy heart to announce that we have decided together that is best for us to take a break from our relationship right now i know many of you were invested in our love and i wanted to express to you how much that meant to both of us how much it still means and how much i now believe in love for each one of us this man blew my heart open with love and because of him my life experience has

changed forever to be loved and adored by joe coy has been one of the greatest gifts of my life he renewed my faith in men and love and and being 100 who i am and never been more optimistic for the future i hate this i'm so upset about this they were perfect together all right next question i'm sorry wow okay here we go oh wow this one's for me guys i just opened it up kelty was it hard for you to be diagnosed with hashimoto's i feel like i suffer from this at work here we go all my tests come back negative for hyper hyperthyroidism i can tell it's all in my head or my doctor here's what i'll say is with everything in life whether it's psoriasis whatever jack has or thyroid shit like there is a

constipation there's a there's constipation no what happens is that there's like a medical rule book where they're like if you're 10.10 to 0.20 then you have the thing and if you're 22 or you're 0.8 you don't have the thing and i don't believe that i believe with thyroid and any um, autoimmune stuff, like Becca deals with too. It's like, you have to treat the symptoms. So if you have something going on and you feel like, I really feel like I have these symptoms, you need to fight to find a doctor. That's not just going to like send you to get to the root of it. Not to get to the root of it. It's like, you can't just go to quest diagnosis and have them do a blood test and be like, you're fine. Like if you don't feel fine, you're not fine. Advocate for

yourself. A hundred percent. And I think that's like, even with my new iron stuff that I'm doing, it's like, I knew I was feeling a garbage, but all of my meds were perfect, you know? And so it's like, you just have to keep going. And so keep going, wake up. You're going to be fine. Thank you for your question. My little hashy warrior. Oh, this is a good one for you, Jack. Sorry. Switching it back to Jack. Hi, Jack and lady gang. Did you use a lot of points for your trip to europe that's really for you kelty i didn't use points you didn't use any points no even after we had points guy on no because when i was i did the points calculator yeah and it showed me that it wasn't worth using points so it was worth spending way too much money on my own plane

to take it i used points i flew on a lot of different airlines i used air uh points uh hotel points and then also i signed up for becca's she's a capital one she's a venture x i signed up for that i already have 95 000 points yeah and i started to get it i started stop yawning i started booking all my travel through the capital one app and i'm getting like tons of points i just booked a uh rental car that i needed anyway this is boring but continue use your fucking points it's free money guys don't be an idiot wow okay um kiss mary avoid zach jerry chris also kiss mary avoid is mary avoid is good i can't do that it's too weird it's too weird okay

okay just remind me to tell you one uh my favorite part of living in austin thanks for asking it's not i'm peggy it's not the heat right now i'll tell you that much my favorite part of living in austin is that i don't have to bump into anybody who is a quote producer quote publicist like i don't see people who are in the industry everywhere that i turn and everybody's faces finally look normal again i feel like my face is starting to look normal like i think i went a little overboard and then i pulled it back and i'm feeling better about i'm feeling worse about myself as a human but i'm feeling like i look more normal in a photo i don't know if that's

what you're talking about i just think the the face dysmorphia in california is weird psychotic yeah it's really weird it is like i actually got back here and was in the airport and i was like holy shit yeah i've been looking at women who like the extent of what they do is a little botox on their forehead in texas right that's so nice or in austin i mean other parts like dallas they love a look okay jack last one um nope um no how can i watch lady gang tv you can't youtube literally they were like you know what we spent millions of dollars on this and it's not even worth enough to keep on the app. I actually find it annoying that we can't meld the two, the Instagram accounts together. I know it's really

annoying, but I have annoyed that they didn't like send us a DVD. I have it. I have every episode on my Plex account, but what I'm planning on doing, if you guys are okay with it, is that I want to edit out, like I want to edit the best moments and put them up on our Tik TOK. I have no idea, but what are they going to do? I know they don't care. None of the people that work with us that he even worked there anymore it's true it's true all right well we weren't here for a long devil's advocate oh my god this was great i want to encourage you all to come to our tour theladygang.com slash tour we're coming to a city near you it's just eight weeks away we're gonna be on the bus we're gonna have our outfits on we're gonna work out we're gonna take fancy

photos it's gonna be so much fun and i can't wait we cannot wait to see you i'm peggy so go buy your tickets now you can pre-order our book at the ladygang.com books when you pre-order you put your receipt in our website you get 20 to our store plus an instant digital download of the book and we're so excited to see you there and we weren't here for a long time we were here for a good time thanks for listening the lady gang is produced by alex ingber steve delameter and jared monaco make sure you subscribe rate and review our podcast and if you love it share it with your friends on social media like oh my god i just listened lady gang this episode's so great it's my bub to listen and if you really want to which we know you do please follow us on social at

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