LadyGang - LG QUICKIE: NSFW - SEXY TALK

Episode Date: October 19, 2023

We've discussed sex in many ways over the years, but in today's episode, the ladies are breaking it down for real. From outfits to sex days to how much sex is enough sex? We are sharing it all, LADYGANG style. Warning: Do not listen to this episode with your kids in the car! Check out our amazing sponsors!!! Loft: Use code LADYGANG at Loft.com to get $25 off your full price purchase! Angi: Download the free Angi mobile app today or visit Angi.com to get professional help on your next project!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's time for a quickie podcast one presents the lady gang the hollywood girl posse with lady gang quickie here's kelty knight becca tobin and jack vanik let's make this quick hello hello hello welcome to lady gang quickie i am becca here with jack and kelty hello there i want to tell you something before we start the episode what i feel like i do this a lot but so right now i'm wearing my skims outfit your boobs look big they do it's because they look great i am no longer what the tiny waif of a girl you once knew i'm now just normal skinny it's a new era for me no i was in new york with elena she came because she was i don't know i like called her in a mess and asked her to come and do a billboard for me and she did it and then

she was like i can just come with you in new york i was like great you're there and i was wearing my polka dot outfit i know you guys saw it yeah it's great thank you so much and she hit my butt and she goes you know what you're much better with a butt and i was like thank you elena so it's like i'm i wouldn't call myself a curvy person i'm not no i'm still like crazy skinny but like i'm just like not a little bit healthier than you were a little healthier and i i like it and i think my period's coming though your boobs look like i also think the deep v of this skims outfit is fantastic i know i kind of want that now anyway so let me this is what i'm gonna say about this so you know we've done so much of the lady at the lady gang we've written books we've toured around the country

we've you know game changed podcasting and when i talk to people like nobody's that impressed until i say and we have like really cool sponsors like um you know like blah blah blah and skims and then they're like wow really no way like the seal of approval by hollywood of a kardashian made brand being a sponsor they are very excited for us they're like wow you really did make it and they just re-signed why because you guys loved skims and you're welcome i really can't get over your boobs are you sure you didn't have a secret boob job no they are looking very like taylor swifty boob job like yeah like nice little perky really maybe i just need to get that top the top is well okay can i just show them to naked no no there's a camera on okay i will later

though yeah they do feel kind of well i had a i had a mammogram yesterday and they really went in on them yeah you know they do the sonogram and they were like digging so maybe they're swollen maybe i don't think that they can swole that much i don't but you're just in a good boob era i just have even like a little side boob i really think it's the bra though because this is doing push-up like if i didn't have that i don't know this is something something else this is an investigation yeah sorry she got boobs everyone hello hello oh my god um i do feel like a little bit nauseous so do you think maybe i'm just pregnant i would die love that so much do you think you're pregnant no have you had sex yeah protected i never pull out right

when was your period last i'd have to consult the bujo i'm not i'm not but if you're nauseous and your boobs look like that i'm telling you as someone who's been pregnant 87 times i would check i would investigate do it i wish we had a pregnancy test that is a shockingly big boob on you really yeah it's it's weird should we like pause and like you take a test no it'd be fun i'll go keep you posted okay uh ask us what would you do i would i'd have to think about it i don't know if i'm fit to be a mother i thought you were i don't know if i'm ready to be a mother i'm not definitely not ready to be a mother i'm not um i don't know it's a hard one okay

i think it's just pms guys my boobs do get bigger right before my period yeah we've noticed your boobs before but this is extra this is new i think it's the kim thing okay this will be the best i will absolutely oh i thought you're saying the best announcement that she's having a baby oh no I mean I would love it no but like if I'm not and we're just like it was just the best ad for this ever had yeah wait hold on you know what I'll do what I'm gonna stand up I'm

gonna take my bra off I'm gonna show you them without and you guys can comment okay if you think it's the bra or not right is this fun yeah yeah okay so but give a play by Kelsey's getting up getting she's got to go off camera obviously the color of this set of the skim set is great too yeah

okay she's taking off her skims bra oh yeah it was the bra well that's insane that is insane your boobs do look nice though they're very you have great boobs but oh my god in that bra you look like you had them done that's insane i need to get that immediately this is the best ad for skims i think that they could ever have it's not an ad though it's not an ad oh god kelsey is now modeling you do want to watch this on video hot bod yeah they look large and in charge you know i i was hesitant about this set because i was like it's too much and then now i will be you know i'll be wearing it all the time now thanks for the hot

chris has he seen you in this no you need to wear this next time you're gonna have sex yeah yeah i'm sort of scared that i'm staying here tonight oh don't worry about that are you staying on Sunday? No. Oh, okay. Why? It's my sex day. It's relationship day. I'm getting out of here tomorrow. I love how she goes, don't worry about that. Like no way in hell would you be having sex with him tonight? Not tonight. No, no, no. On sex day. What do you do on sex day? Give us a play. I have an outfit ready. What is it? Oh my God. It's so good. You guys. Okay. So it is, is sex day new well i do relationship day it's like kind of new for us where it's like we have a day where it's like none of us we can't work oh and we have to like just do shit together and talk

to each other and not just like be scrolling instagram beside each other and like working and stuff because we will just never see each other so relationship day is a day when i like prep my body like a baby seal and like i you know chris hates it when i talk about this do it we we enjoy a revelation it's not just a bye you're having two hour long we have a whole moment and everything and so i have an outfit ready i have two you guys can help me choose are they lingerie yeah yeah okay so that'll perform well on your instagram help me choose my outfit for sex day okay so one of them should i get them no no it's too much it's too much okay one of them for the

first time ever can you do it and change into them and we'll do a play-by-play of what you look like no it's too much it's too much i don't she was about to describe i think a crotchless panty no i got a um a latex outfit it's a one-piece latex crotchless no it's a it's like a bottom and then it crosses and then it's a triangle top like this but the triangles mesh but the whole lining of it is latex except that it has like the pants that you like the zipper oh yeah and the zipper goes from the belly button all the way around to the bum hole so you can dance sexy in it and then they can unzip you your face becca's face is how is this what if you have do you have pubic hair or no no what if one had pubic hair with that zipper going all the way down their vagina you're not

gonna want that look no oh god that hurts thinking about the other one i have is more playful and like a little bit girly it's a you know the cage bras that showgirls wear where it's like it's the cage yeah and then it's paint hot pink and then it comes and right where the nipple is is a big bow but it's just for your boob yeah sure and then the same thing with the underwear two bows on the side so it's like a little like a present oh the lady gang question and there's a day for this but is there a time is there like well i'm the most active in the morning so you wake up keep the things closed go take my thyroid medicine that's number one thyroid meds and then a brush of a teeth a little bit of is he brushing his teeth sometimes sometimes not

i know disgusting two hours it's not worth kissing gross um a little moisturizer and then we keep the drapes closed so like the room's pretty dark oh and then it's just it's like i get does he know sex day is happening yeah so saturday night he's like see you tomorrow yeah and so you get dressed every sex day or just some sex days a lot of sex days i get dressed and a new outfit or do you have a new outfit and he likes it he loves it he loves an outfit and a heel so do you you come out and you do like i could see you doing like a yeah well not like that because that's hideous but i do a sexy dance wow jesus i'm god i hope my parents are not listening i legit feel like i'm listening to

my parents having sex right now from this conversation you never put an outfit on and like danced around the room i here here's grandma i'm a grandma i do you wear the turtleneck gown when you're trying to have sex it's like guess what's under here and then you have the lights i mean i i have we have a small child and i know everybody blames like small children i'm not talking about ford era i'm talking about ever oh ever no like i i have like a very i'm the best sex you've ever had for a year and a half and then a year and a half kicks in and then i am like contract over they renew my contract and they don't get the same becca that they've wow yeah it's like there's nothing like sex with a stranger no wow it takes me about a year and a

half to for the luster to wear off for me to then have to actively get into it yeah i feel that the first year and a half two years you're like you don't even have to try like what do you mean you have to schedule set you know what i mean it's like you're just doing it yeah but then i'm just i'm just tired i'm just tired and i know that i need to make an effort i know this but it's just when i get in bed the last thing i want i've never have sex at night unless i'm drunk it's a horrible time it's the only time i see him oh oh it's the only time this is not mornings no he gets up at like 6 30 the baby and then the baby's there and then the nanny's there the baby i mean the only time we have done it like when the baby's napping on the weekends yeah but that's really the only

daytime sex we can have where there's not someone in our house that's not us right right and the baby's asleep yeah no and i think that's why babies and years of marriages where people have babies are so difficult i don't have a single friend that's like my marriage is going great while they have a small child and i think it's because like you don't have any time to connect with each other there's someone in your house there's something to be done there's something needs to be cleaned and like welcome secondary i guess though like we have transactional sex like once a week right well that's just to be nice and i have like memorable sex once every three weeks really yeah sorry wow that's a lot yeah is it i think so i feel like what i make

what i'm having a two hour long sexual endeavor yeah is every three weeks sober sober yeah that's crazy yeah that's crazy nightmare i know that you do it so dancing in lingerie is sober no morning poop oh yeah i mean no because i prepare for like days until sex you're empty like i'm empty that's why i'm taking the smooth move now tonight yeah super dinner no i well no not tomorrow you're fine for sunday but i think it's like i think it's just i don't know what about you i mean we i get what you're saying like with the obviously if you're jernad and i have been together for five years like it's not going to be like the time it was i say that we have half transactional sex half very like great sex great sex yeah that's good yeah but also we have

to realize that we're at the part of we're at the eras of our lives where like the most fun we're gonna have is when we go away for a weekend like we're in a transactional portion of our lives where like life is like bills and mortgages and life and anyone who's like it's not is either incredibly rich or like you know it's just the part of our lives well and like for us too like how i was saying i don't have sex unless i'm drunk at night it's like we have to connect on a date like we have to have a date night that's the only time like if we're connecting in a way or if we go out with like a group of friends and we're connecting there and then it's like leading to something like that but like it's very hard like you said at night no if i'm not drunk i

change into my robe and jared but my like barefoot dream robe is like a chastity belt yeah once that is going on no ma'am when i it would never happen no when i put my rollers in my hair and like get into bed and I have to be honest with you and I'm really sorry to Chris to say this and it's not that you're not like a wonderful lover but I oftentimes at night I'm more excited about my book than I would be about having sex that's that's normal normal like I love to read yeah I like I enjoy having sex but like I love to read no I love 90 day fiance that's so normal yeah so don't feel weird girls no but you know what we don't know what'll happen tonight i'm scared she's got the tits her newfound tits mcgee i know but this is what makes me think i

should get boobs seeing you like this i think you you yeah it would look great yeah look great but you look you're perfect the way you are your boobs are nice though they're like small and perky great just like well i hope that bun in the oven is gonna greet us soon i hope so you're not gonna be able to have sex days when that thing pops out bye okay we weren't here for a long time we were here for a good sexy time sexual thanks for listening the lady gang is produced by alex ingber will sterling steve delameter and jared monaco make sure you subscribe rate and review our podcast and if you love it share it with your friends on social media like oh my god i just listened lady gang this episode's a great

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