LadyGang - LG Quickie: Orange, Offenses & One Less Toenail

Episode Date: September 25, 2025

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BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. it's time for a quickie podcast one presents the lady gang the hollywood girl posse with lady gang quickie here's kelty knight becca tobin and jack vanek let's make this quick hello hello hello welcome to lady gang quickie i am becca here with jack and kelty hello hi if you might be listening to this on the plane on the way to lady world right now or you might be linked to your phone, watching all the content that you're missing out on. Oh, wow. God, such a dark way to start. Ice cold, Kelty. You're either there or you're not. Yeah. So I got, I have an issue. Before we start this episode, may I bring it up to you, please?

Yeah. Okay. So Becca, you're not going to have this issue because you have like perfect blonde. What? Okay. Hardly. Okay. So when you spray tan, they give you the head thing. Wait, I was literally just going to tell you this. I understand what you're, I know.

Wait, what? Did you see it? No. Well, is it that you're so tan, but your scalp is white as a ghost? Okay. Oh, you know, I've tried to fix that and it went horribly. Yeah. Okay.

So here's the issue is I'm doing, unless it's a huge event and I get Glow by Flow, who is the best spray tanner in LA. She does Miley Cyrus. That's the only reason I looked good at award season this year, but she's expensive. So normally I'm on the budget and I do my own spray tan, but my body, I like sit outside. It's summer. So my body is pretty tan, but in my face and chest, I do not let in the sun at all. So I just need to do that.

And so I can spray it, but when I put the matte thing, plastic on my head, then a little bit of spray goes in my hair and I'm getting this thing where it's like orange roots because of the spray tan. You know what I mean? And so then, okay, so that's a problem. So then I was like, you know what? I won't use the spray anymore. I'll use the face drops. But then I put the drops on where I would put my face mask and then I end up with like – It's crazy. Well, I haven't showered yet. So I'm going to shower and it's going to not be as bad.

I'm like, what are we doing with this, guys? It's like I literally – Her scalp is like white, white, white, white, like a sheet. And then your skin is super orange. i've tried i've tried to do this and it ended up looking like i had just like drops like splotches in my part even though i like did it nice and you know light i feel like your scalp is just so absorbent i know but hot tip i'm gonna do some investigation my hairdresser at e david takes a peptide. It's a shot. Oh no. To make you tan? No. Yes. Don't do this. And he looks beautiful. I mean,

I'm not going to do it. I have enough problems. I know. It's not something you need to be adding to your repertoire. I'm sure he's going to grow like a fifth hand out of his back or whatever, but he honestly looks amazing. And he's from Utah. He's not Mormon anymore, but the Mormon people, I would say, and I know we don't do really religion here, but I would say they have a lot of tricks about being pretty. And they hold them close to the vest. Well, their whole, like, allegedly, the reason that they put so much money behind all of their bloggers is because they want the religion to appear to be allegedly about beauty and all the aesthetic beauty. It's like, oh, maybe if I become Mormon, I can be beautiful like her. Yeah.

So they have all the tricks. They have the best hair. They have the best tans. They have got some good laser centers. Yeah. They've got a lot. So you can't get Botox in the Bible, you know, so. You can't have coffee, but you can have fake hair and Botox.

Maybe some cocaine on you, honestly. Probably. Allegedly. Anyway. Well, you know what I did? There was this girl on TikTok that I saw that she ate a ton of carrots. Yeah, I saw this too. Yeah, I'm not eating that many carrots.

Do carrot juice. Especially now that I know that a baby carrot isn't even really grown in the wild. Like, when I found that out, that it's all big, ugly carrots and the baby carrots are just cut into shapes, I was like, you know what? You know what, Earth? Yeah, you've been lied to. You know what we don't need to be spending our emissions on, our energy on, is cutting big carrots into baby carrots. We can cut our own carrots or we can just eat one big carrot instead of a handful of baby carrots. And we can be okay with the little wrinkles where the carrot has a little bit of hair on it and you can't figure out, like, it's like the knuckles of the carrot.

and they're like there's a little bit of dirt in there that's good for us i like that i think it tastes better with the skins me too okay all right anyways what's up well sorry about your scalp okay anyway so okay so today i wanted to talk in in true lady gang style i planned something really ridiculous while we're going to lady world and that is it's for jack it's about lawsuits so i was i was literally on the lady world facebook page and you know you get sent like ads from other companies that are like, here's an article. And it was the most insane article about celebrities and the ways they've been sued and like ridiculous things they've been sued for. And I was like, you know who would love this? Jack. And then I was like,

people really loved our Crimes Against Ladies episode, which we're planning another one. We're waiting to find the right crime. We did get some people that came forward and said, oh, you know. But anyway, so this is just really crazy to me. So, okay, Rihanna's number one. Rihanna's father, allegedly ronald fenty tried cashing in on her success by using the fenty brand name so like she's like she's becca tobin and then tom tobin went and made tobin industries like his own clothing line and makeup line using tobin and then rihanna had to sue her own father to protect the empire so this is after she started Fenty or before yeah how could he even do that if she had it trademarked that seems so weird well maybe she wasn't planning on doing clothing and

so she never trademarked clothing and he just wanted to swoop on in that's so unfortunate I mean first of all I would applaud Tom Tobin if he wanted to start a clothing line and call it tobin i think it's industrious yeah um this is always so sad and so troubling when parents try to speaking of speaking of actually is it true that travis kelsey's mom changed her picture profile picture on social media to the two of their baby pictures travis and taylor for what reason. Let's look. To support the engagement? I don't know. I saw a headline. Oh, Travis and Taylor. Wait, Donna has only 705 Instagrams. I feel better about myself. Okay. No, her picture is a man and a woman. Her friend's at Hell's Kitchen, which is very relatable. She's at

Hell's Kitchen. She's at Flavortown. Is it Facebook that she did it? Okay, hold on. The Facebook group. Let's see. I'm looking. So just like two different baby photos of them, like collage? It's like side by side of them. You guys, hold on. Donna is amazing. No, it's not. That's fake news. But here's the thing about Donna Kelsey. This can't be her real Instagram. It is. Okay. Her real Instagram, she has only one thing in the bio, Facebook.com groups, and it links to the over 50 and fabulous private group on Facebook. no this is this is what i okay this is a picture they're getting engaged and maybe she posted it this is real this looks real you guys i mean it has a wait but no it only has 62 000 followers

there's no way that's her do you think all of these retired mother of two awesome football legends grandmother to four granddaughters but it only has kelsey blue check you know what that's supportive i love it sorry this was a deep investigation i'm so sorry i just where were you don't like it i know i hate it so much it's like it like i don't know if it goes i don't know if it's like just like a naive boomer mom thing or if it's like a woman capitalizing on her son's yeah famous you know what i mean i just i don't like it i don't like it i just feel like i want her to nope oh she updated her cover photo yes she did six days ago they're getting married a side by side okay i just feel like i get it

donna you were excited you're allowed to do this when your other kid got engaged because he got engaged to a beautiful anonymous woman and you know i just feel like it's exploitative it's weird Also, if you're going to do shit like this, go private on your Facebook. So then it's just your friends seeing, not like getting the world in a tizzy. Yeah, I'm surprised they haven't locked down the social media of the Kelsey family yet. Well, and her dad was the one that was like giving away the details. Yeah. About when it happened.

When we got engaged. The Kelsey family needs to like, they need, and she's going on Traders. What are we going to find out there? What if she's a traitor? Oh, they're definitely going to make her a traitor. Well, they definitely filmed the traitors already. Oh, you're right. You're right.

So we'll have no new info. But like, I wonder what it is with her if she like, if they have, I'm sure they have to run every single thing that they say through her before they say it. I don't know. If I wanted his parents to like me, I would not put him through it. You wouldn't do it. Do you think she cares that much? Yes.

Or do you think she has the upper hand that they're just going to like her regardless? I think they just really like her. So nothing bad's going to come out. But, but it's like, you also know who you met. Like, I just like with her, it's like, everything is so precious with what gets revealed. So like for her, for his dad to like spill the tea on like when, where, how of the engagement is just, this might also just be part of the evil genius of making them super relatable. That's what I'm saying. Like let your freak flags fly Kelsey is because this makes me normal because everybody's everybody's mother-in-law posts weird things on

Facebook about them and so it's like oh my god she's one of us her mom is her mother-in-law's too eager I mean mine was not mine was quite respectful because she had two daughters and she knew better but it's just it's so weird it's so bizarro the lady gang okay listen to this this is a little sad because it's kobe bryant but kobe bryant's parents tried to auction off his high school memorabilia after he died he had to buy it all no this is before clearly he wasn't giving them enough money i know rest in peace that's my first thought if no there's something i mean maybe there was a strained relationship maybe he didn't

want to give them money but i just think there's got to be you're not that bad of a person where they had to been they had to been hurting for money and i bet they just had so much shit i would let my parents do that yeah what do you need it for i don't give a keep a couple things yeah put my like you know senior prom dress on ebay i don't care do you still have it yes oh my god maybe you should wear that for lady world did you pack it no it's at my mom's house oh my god one of my biggest regrets is that my first ex-husband or my only ex-husband i left my wedding dress obviously but also my prom dress she had it stored at her house and it was orange remember it was made by the ice skating costume lady and i bedazzled it

is stunning and like just it just it would be so fun to like just wear on a red carpet for shits and giggles now but i don't have it so that's just really bummer that's really bad okay um okay queen bee's old drummer uh accused her of extreme witchcraft Ew. Spooky. And theft. What'd you do? And theft.

Theft. What was the witchcraft part of it? While not blood family, the betrayal still felt deeply personal. That's all the information I have on it. Witchcraft. Now, uh. He could just be somebody that, like, thinks crystals are weird. You know, if somebody came into my house at the wrong time of day, they may also accuse me of witchcraft.

Charging crystals by the full moon, writing things down and burning them. i do some weird things so yeah anybody can be a witch you know witchy witchy so wait she tried was there he accused her legality of the well that's the information i have at this well clearly it's working she's doing okay um yeah no and also the witchcraft is fine do you but i guess my question was like for me beyonce does not seem like a crystals by the moon like we just have my friend Christina's birthday party and she asked for every single person that was coming to the birthday party to bring her crystals and like and then we all like talked about what they were for and this one's for this this one's for this and I was like okay but like Beyonce doesn't

feel like a bring me a crystal girl no not not not at first glance but she manifests I mean she's clearly a very powerful manifester. She got herself out of a girl group and onto stardom. So true. Do you know my biggest regret in my dance career is when I danced for Beyonce that I didn't steal my swing shorts? What's a swing short? Okay. So when I danced for Beyonce, we wore black bras. You brought your own. And then these shorts that Miss Tina made that were like little black booty shorts that had fringe on them. And then they gave us these like metal bracelets and like neck things to wear. And there was like a hundred girls in this performance. And when we left, I looked around

and I could see all the other bitches were stealing tap shorts, not tap. What did I call them? Swing. Swing shorts. You know, tap shorts. Everyone was taking the tap shorts. They were putting them in there. Really cute. Like little booty shorts with the fringe. They were so cute. they'd be cute for an audition. That's so unlike you. You steal so much. I know. What do you mean I steal so much? Remember when you got in trouble at E because you stole backpacks from the set? Oh yeah. You break rules like that regularly. Yeah, you're right. And I'm so mad I didn't steal those tap shorts. I think about them all the time. Like I would still wear them with a t-shirt. So Miss Tina, if you're listening to the Lady Gang podcast. Be honest. You're just upset

because you could have made a TikTok with them. 100%. Although that is not my algorithm. People are not interested. I really thought, thank you for bringing this up before, Lady World. I thought Life of a Showgirl was going to boost me and all my showgirl content. I was like, here's me in a sequined thong swinging on a rope. And people are like, nah, we're good.

No, that's the equivalent of her getting engaged and then me putting up my own engagement photos. Which people are definitely doing. like that's the percentage of people getting married here's time for me to show you my wedding when I was a bride yeah the the problem is everybody's trying to do that and everybody's trying to have their connection but I actually was a showgirl and I actually am swinging on a rope in a sequined thong I think it's I don't think people actually care about being the actual show girl you know like I don't think the show girl profession is what people are latching on to

Okay, I have Since all this bad news with the celebrities is bad I want to tell you my bad news before Lady World And I just want to put this out there And I'll know if you're a true Lady Gang listener Because you'll be at Lady World But you would have listened to the episode today Something horrible has happened to my toes

Ew I know And I'm going I hate this I'm going to Lady World, the shell of a human so I am as you guys know a budget queen like I I will spend but I will save okay so the last time I had a pedicure was when I went to Ibiza at the beginning of the summer and I had a gel pedicure and I've just been letting that bad boy grow out my toenails grow pretty slow not that you want

yeah I think all toenails like it's like whatever I mean I'm due for sure and I've had to trim a couple of those, you know, but I, something happened with me letting this grow too long, where it has now snaggled the end of the earth. And I have lost two toenails. I'm going to lady world with only eight toenails attached to my feet. Wait, what are the two pinkies? one is a pinky left pinky and it's just the little it's nothing like i i kind of had them paint it's about one millimeter and then the rest is just skin there's nothing there you need to go to a proper russian manicure salon that likes does like my place in austin i don't have time i know can you what's the other one if it's not both pinkies

The ring finger, the ring toe on my right foot. And here's the worst part. That's like your main toe other than your big toe. How does that one fall off? No, no. The one next to the ring. No, the pointer toe, the ring. Oh, oh. Still, that's a weird one to lose. Yeah. So here's how I lost it too. It's, it- Is there anything left? No. It's just a little bit of the under, the new growth.

I want to barf. So clearly they died and then I got it caught on something and I was like, oh, Kelty, you have to get your toenails done because you have to get your toenails done because they're catching on things. I hate this so much. I was in bed. I was in bed and I went out and I got caught in the sheets. Stop.

Please stop. Ew. No, but listen. Stop. You guys. Stop it. Stop. Stop it.

I have to finish the story. No, I can't. Then I had to sit up. And I was like, Al, Chris, I'm in pain. Something's wrong with my foot. And what was wrong with my foot is my toenail was half ripped off. Becca took her headphones off. I had to rip it the rest of the way off.

And then Chris was like, I was like, I lost a toenail. I was like, no, you didn't. And I had it and the whole toenail in my hand. And I had to show it to him. And then I put it on the bedside table. And then later on, I couldn't find my mouth guard. It is still there. I couldn't find my mouth guard because I was trying to talk to him.

And I was like, I think my mouth guard. he's like your mouth guard is over there on the bedside table by your toenail and then it wasn't my mouth guard was in the bed anyway it with the other toenail that came off no the no i lost the pinky toe a long time oh my god please i want to throw okay anyway die i'm so what am i supposed to do because for the pink party i have the cutest dsw sandals open toe and now everyone's gonna see me and they have those little like condoms that you can put over your toe that has the fake toenail drama you should do that you should probably get it from timo and time and i'm already there and i i can't get a new shoe i can't do a new outfit so i'm just like if you see me and we're doing

beach yoga and you look across and you are like wow really thought that kelty night would have it together just know nobody thought that do not judge me i am in shock i'm sicked out you guys i've had a full set of 10 toenails stop stop stop i beg of you stop so nasty rose closed toed shoes for you this weekend you know she won't she'll be putting those toes up into people's faces into their mouths no anyway okay you guys wish us luck we are heading out lady world opens in 10 hours If you are listening to this and you are close by, day passes are available at the box office. We will see you.

If there's a podcast next week, it means we survived. If there's not, we didn't. We love you. Officially, we'll never talk about it again. We weren't here for a long time. We're here for toenail time. Do you guys want to see the toenail? Bye.

No. Social support from Kali Carrera. Editing from Jared Monaco. Producing from Steve Delameter. and iconic hosting, creating, and being the gang gang of all gangs by Becca Tobin, Jack Vanek, and Kelty Knight. Kelty Knight support by Derek Haley. Football is back.

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