LadyGang - LG QUICKIE: Puff, Puff, Pass with Tish and Brandi Cyrus

Episode Date: August 20, 2020

Mother/daughter duo Tish and Brandi Cyrus are here to talk about their podcast, “Sorry We’re Stoned,” the joint effort it took from Miley to get them both high, and how weed has brought the whole family closer together. Thank you to our sponsors! Stamps.com – To start your 4 week trial including free postage go to stamps.com, click the microphone at the top of the homepage, and enter code LADYGANG.  Talkspace – Get $100 off your first month when you sign up with code LADY at talkspace.com or on the ap p.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

it's time for a quickie podcast one presents the lady gang the hollywood girl posse with lady gang quickie here's kelty knight becca tobin and jack vanik let's make this quick hello hello hello welcome to the lady gang i am becca tobin here with kelty knight and jack vanik and it's a special edition because we have two very very important people joining us for top of show we're having a five sum with their new podcast sorry we're stoned i said it like a canadian sorry sorry sorry we're stoned these two ladies are giving us an up-close look at inside one of hollywood's most famous families brandy is a podcast queen with her other show your favorite thing with wells adams which i was on and it was the best ever and i got so much feedback one of

our favorites and she's also booked and busy honey dj influencer in the wild literally like in the wild with her horses in nashville fashionista and host mama tish is a freaking legend icon uh working behind the scenes with noah trace and miley on their music all while taking her horse down to the old town road of the achy breaky heartthrob billy ray cyrus in honor of the ladies today's quickie is all about getting stoned please welcome to the podcast brandy and tish cyrus honestly i'm coming on this every day i mean like shit legend like you know like icon icon like love what else do you need you are an icon like you you basically inspired like 2015 to 2020 fashion single-handedly in the 90s and early 2000s i have

to say i have a funny tish story so in 2009 you came to see rock of ages on broadway and yes i did yes and you came backstage and the girls of rock of ages all came down to take pictures with you and you were like probably the most excite like the most exciting backstage guest in the history of rock of ages you were so complimentary to us let me just say but nobody you didn't need to do it it was not for any other reason but you were so so nice to us telling us how hot we were as strippers on Broadway. You know, because that's like, honestly, Brandy will tell you, I still say, I wish I could just click my little heels and go back to the eighties and be an eighties stripper because it was like my dream job. And so I'm sure I was just so jealous that you were up

on stage doing that because literally I'm just like, everybody always makes fun of my hair extensions. I'm like, what? It's like, I'm like living my eighties stripper dreams. Like still never too late you can always start i mean yeah i like honestly too old for that i was telling brandy like i can't even touch my toes anymore so like if that's not happening that rock of ages like i am the biggest 80s queen uh literally to this day i get my car and i'm listening to like literally molly and i were driving down the road yesterday and i was like why are you videoing me because she was like probably because you're everything when she's my cherry pie like i'm totally like singing she was like get a grip it's incredible yeah live your life and and then brandy

you turned out normal how named after an 80s stripper she actually is she is named after brandy brandt who was in an aerosmith video i think uh what was that loving an elevator okay so i was so in love with brandy brandt thought she was the hottest person ever and literally named brandy after brandy brand that is incredible fact this is why you guys need to add their podcast to your roster like this is we're two minutes in and we've had i've learned so much i've learned so many things and i think that's the first time we've said that publicly now everybody's gonna be now we know why these people are so messed up now we know why molly's crazy you know, no, no, it's all your fault. It makes me love you more. So Brandy, your podcast with

Wells, your favorite thing, it has already been very, very successful. Like congratulations to you. I've never got so much feedback when I've been on another podcast in my life. Like you guys do such a great job. So why did you want to like bring mom into the podcasting world? Is it because you're on different coasts? You can work in your sweatpants. You realize it's the best job ever yes um podcasting wells and i've been doing this now for like i think we say like three years i've honestly lost count of the time um but it is my favorite work thing that i do because of all the things it's been the easiest to actually connect with like quote unquote fans i hate calling them that but like our listeners like they dm us and they tweeted us and it just

it really feels like a community and it really feels like you actually like they get to know you instead of just your Instagram reel. And, um, it's just been really nice. So, and the other thing about my mom is like, she's such a behind the scenes person. She's been that way, like our whole lives, but she's funny as hell. And so we traveled quite a bit, always end up sharing a hotel room and she gets so stoned to go to sleep. Funny as shit. It's the funniest shit. And I'm like, we got a mom platform. Like we've got to like, although Brandy usually doesn't think it's funny which makes me laugh even more and she'll be so mad at me and she'll be like mom you have like she is like stern you have got to stop i'm going to sleep mom stop laughing and like she'll

get so angry which makes me laugh even more i have to find videos and put them up sometime and it's like she totally turns into my mother and it's like the angrier she gets the funnier it is to me and i can't stop laughing and it is insane actually now she's always like please let me get my own room and I'm like no I need around me I need to room with you only if you don't get stoned she says no yeah right what do you say when you're like what kind of crazy are you saying when you're stoned I don't even know I think honest that's what you lose your filter that's what's so great about it like usually she's so concerned about like saying the right thing and not upsetting people and not saying something controversial but when she gets a little stoned that all goes out

the window and it's so great. Yeah. We did a few lobs on Instagram. We did our podcast and Brandy was like, we're not going to do that anymore because you definitely said some things that we're going to need to edit out. And so pretty risky to do a live when you're under the influence of anything. Yeah. So I know you've talked about all kinds of things on your podcast. I want to go around the table today and I want to know your first, like when you first bought, found, smoked like something, some weed, um, and like whether it was real or it was like fake or whatever you were doing, like Becca, I want you to start. Do you remember the first time you like knew weed existed? Like it was yesterday. I was a senior in high school. And at that point, up until that

point, I had just been heavily drinking. Cause I grew up in Georgia and that's all you did was just drink natty, natty light ice. So I was like ready to move on to the hard stuff. And I lived across the street from the biggest stoner ever, this guy Addison. And he was like, you want to come over and smoke some weed. And I thought it's, I feel this feels right. The next day I had my auditions for college. So I went to musical theater college and I had my auditions the next morning, which like idiot, I don't know why I thought to do this the night before. So I go over, I smoke weed. And the first time you smoke weed, it's out of a bowl. And I didn't know how much I'm supposed to smoke. And he's such a stoner that he hits it like seven times. So I'm like, I guess

I'm hitting it seven times. I hit it seven times and I walk out the front door and it feels like the grass is water. And I take like probably 15 minutes to get to my car. And I had to drive my car simply like seven houses down. And I had to go through one stop sign intersection. And I was driving I'm pretty sure like three miles per hour and I felt like I was flying and it was like sometimes I do that right like I've been one time I was on the freeway and Billy Ray was in the car and we were driving down the road and I literally had smoked pot and he literally was like oh you know what I was following him and he calls me in the car and he was like you have got like you are going so slow and I was like no I'm not and I looked down and I was going like 35 and like a

70 mile per hour zone. And I'm like, oh my God. And then I'm like trying to drive faster and I'm like all paranoid. And I was like, that's not a good thing to do. No, it's not. But at least, I mean, at least it's safer than drinking and driving. You're going, you know, how much damage can you do going, you know, 10 miles per hour? Honestly, I talk about this all the time. You're like a senior citizen driving at that point. That's what it is. You're so paranoid that you drive so good that, you know, like, cause I'm just like, it freaks me out because I'm not a drinker at all. And I always like, I just really can't believe we can go and buy alcohol so easily. And people are so accepting of it. And it's so many bad things that come with alcohol

and with marijuana. There just really isn't. I was like, nobody gets angry and punches holes in the wall and, you know, explodes. Cause a lot of people are just such mean, crazy drunks. Yeah. Everybody just wants to love each other when you're stoned, which is amazing. So true. Or you're like me and you just get massive panic attacks but that's that's oh that's not a good yeah friend that that happens um brandy all right so i was such a goody two-shoes growing up like i didn't do anything um and i actually my very first boyfriend um when i met him at a church camp but he had just gotten out of rehab for a cocaine addiction oh nice classic wow classic classic thought out of that he started smoking weed instead of doing coke and so that was the

first time i feel like i've ever been around it and i was just so against it because my mom will tell you she's been against it her whole lives too she didn't smoke she was older i let her tell you but the first time i personally smoked because i don't smoke often i like an edible yes my sister miley sat me down in a room full of people and put put the pressure on me with a big and was like just one puff just one it's all i want it's your sister for me it's one gift of just one puff and it's all like freaking thing and i took a little puff and i just started coughing so bad i was like are you happy now are you happy and that was the first time that's amazing do it for me the lady gang okay so for me this is insane and i did not smoke pot ever in my entire life

until i was 42 ever not one not one hit but were you around it because like in the country music i'm assuming like growing up you were around more booze okay the crazy part about this is you all are going to think this is like our attorney still thinks I'm lying I literally knew Billy Ray smoked when I met him and I was so against it when we met he like just acted like like he never smoked around me ever and he doesn't drink because he comes from there's a lot of alcoholism in his family so he actually had a problem with it when he was younger before I knew him so he didn't drink at all and so I just assumed he stopped smoking so during Hannah Montana days molly's business manager called me and was like they're getting up they're getting stoned upstairs

in the writing room because billy ray's getting stoned downstairs in his dressing room and it's walked in and i was like that's not true he would never do that he doesn't smoke on set and i literally like was like so angry with him and one time i was so mad at him for smoking pot with one of his friends that he was like what i'll do anything how do i make it up to you and I'm like, buy me a new car. And so he literally took me that day and bought me a brand new car. This is amazing. This is when I was so against it, but the way I started was insane. So Molly and I were on the bank. It's coming. So, um, I, we were on the bangers tour and me and Noah were on the bus with two other people. One was her manager, Larry Rudolph, and one was her tour

manager Keith and everybody else went from Houston on to New Orleans and I wanted to stay behind actually it was so cute because Mitchell Musso from Hannah Montana and his mom lived there and so Miley needed to go ahead and I stayed behind to hang with them and shop and just have a day with them so she had already gone on but me and Noah and everybody stayed behind and we're on the bus in the middle of the night leaving Houston to New Orleans and we're about two hours in in the middle of freaking nowhere and all of a sudden I'm going back to go to bed and I hear the loudest noise that sounds like a gunshot and I like and I'm freaking out and I run up front and the driver's like really struggling to keep the bus on the road he goes it's okay okay we just we blew a tire and

so he pulls over to the side of the road and our tour manager gets off and all of a sudden he comes in and he goes nobody panic but the bus is on fire and I'm like what and Noah's really little at the time and I have my little dog and Larry Rudolph has already gone to bed with head headphones in and all this stuff and didn't hear a thing so I'm trying to get him up get Noah off get my dog by the time I did that it was on the side of the road the bus went the whole thing burnt to the ground all of my belongings I'm in my jammies with no shoes no purse no computer like nothing everything burnt and so we were just beginning our tour and so I was like I could not sleep anymore on the bus I was so scared and so somebody gave me Ambien and I felt so crappy the next day

after taking it and I kept trying it okay I'm gonna get used to it but it was the only way I and sleep. So Miley is like, mom, this is ridiculous. You're going to take a chemical, you're going to put some weird pharmaceutical drug in your body, but you won't smoke hemp and you won't smoke weed that's from the earth. And I kind of thought about that and was like, that really is dumb. And so she was like, come in here, come in my bathroom, just try it. I will not tell a cell. And I go, God, I can't believe I'm doing this. And I'm like, okay. So she rolls a joint and I'm sitting on the toilet in her little bathroom in her hotel room. I go to take the first puff and she opens the door and her entire band is standing in the door going,

Oh my God. What an asshole. What an asshole. She's like, mom, I will not take one. No one will know like mom, this is okay. And literally invited the entire band to watch. How did you sleep that night? i'm concerned about your sleep fan freaking tastic and i've never smoked never ever stopped smoking and so here i am now what is later what does billy ray think of this now since you're like so against it and now you're like the biggest weed fan in the world okay so it makes him so angry like he is like i can't believe i had to be a closet smoker for 25 freaking years and now you're out here just buying it like and first of all the first time i took him to somewhere you could walk in a store a dispensary and buy weed he was like there's no way and I'm like no you can

buy weed and he was like this is nuts like the fact that I literally have felt like a criminal for 25 years and now you can just walk in buy whatever strain you want you know like it blows his mind to this day that's so funny funny Jack I hope your story can top that uh I don't know Okay. So I was a late bloomer when it came to weed. I was like terrified of it when I was younger. So my first smoking experience was when I was like in my early twenties, I'd gone to a show at the key club on the sunset strip back in the day.

And afterwards we went to this after party at the rainbow room, which is like, we're all like the rock stars with the lake hanging out. Talk about eighties rock and roll. Like that's where it all went down. Tisha's butt prints are on the wall. Yeah. It's like from her assless chaps. Oh yeah.

Absolutely. there's like remnants of cocaine all over that place so it's the best place ever I still when I go by like I just get chills and love it so much is it still open oh hell yeah I just went there not that long ago because Noah was playing next door at the Roxy I think and so we went to the rainbow um for like a couple hours before and it was so not the 80s vibe like it's kind of like but still it's just so fun yeah it's kind of it's kind of sketch sometimes but anyway so we're there for this after party somehow i end up hanging out with cypress hill and during this hang one of them just decides to bring out a blunt and i decide to have my first smoking experience with cypress hill

in public at a crazy bar but you know what i'm loving about this like i think your story beats mine because if i could say the first time i smoked pot was at the rainbow room it was pretty tired. Pretty sickening. But then, but then I was having a pretty good time. And the same thing with me, I don't know how many like puffs I was supposed to take and a blunt has a lot of weed in it. So I just kept, you know, taking some puffs. And then I have an out of body experience when I go to the bathroom and I see myself lifting up out of my body and I'm looking over the entire bar from the bathroom and i'm like i'm never gonna get back into my body okay here's what i want to know is whatever you're smoking is i want to try it because that sounds awesome you know

well listen if there's any down your mind they've got the best weed like supercell is not around they're not giving you what hook me up girl because i have not had that experience and i want it i really do i i'm not kidding i was overlooking the entire bar i had like a vantage point that was like insane and it took like two hours for me to get back into the the physical your body was insane in your membrane it was insane in the membrane and then I didn't smoke weed for like eight years after that but you know great first time amazing um I have a my story is I bought a lot of oregano from people because in Sherwood Park we didn't like know what weed was and people like yeah and then you smoke it you'd be like I don't feel anything but you had to like

pretend you felt something like very Kelty very on brand but so Canada I'm so stone bro but my I, so the weirdest trip I ever had was I got a lollipop and I went, I was a rockette at the time and I went, it was Christmas and it was like my day off and I went to see the Michael Jackson, This Is Us movie in the theater and I brought this lollipop and I think you're supposed to like take a couple licks, but I ate the whole thing and then I was so stoned that I couldn't, same as you, Jack, couldn't move for like eight hours. And I just remember getting in the car with the person I was with and like, it felt like we sat there for like 10 hours and I was like, we should go home. But like, we just sat there

staring, you know, that's my bad thing about, about weed. I just like stare. I'm not that fun. So get, so none of you guys smoke on the daily. No. Um, I smoke, like I go through phases. If I'm really struggling to sleep or feeling super anxious, I'll smoke before bed. But yeah, I don't know. I haven't, I've had bad edible experiences. I have to, I have to, I can only, I, we, Becca and I both went through like a long phase where we'd smoke like every night before bed, but then I would start to have like existential crises every night where I like think about death and I'm like how I'm going to die. And then I can't sleep. And then it's just spiral. I seriously went through, I don't, don't sleep before I, I mean, don't smoke before I go

to sleep anymore, which was why I started smoking because that happened to me a lot. If I would smoke right before I would go to sleep, I constantly think about death. It is scary. I feel hurt. Look at Brandy's face. I literally stopped smoking at night because of that. I would literally like everybody dying around getting old and dying. Yes. Well now, now all I do is microdose mushrooms. That's should be your next step. Okay. So a friend of mine just started. It's the best kids plug your ears. It's the best feeling in the whole world. Okay. So I've been reading a lot about, they are going to start using this for like troops that come back and have severe PTSD. They're just going to start using it for depression. And actually, weirdly

enough, I saw something not long ago that this could be something in the future, like quite a bit in the future that they do use as people are dying because they think that it's going to make the experience instead of a scary thing, more of a beautiful thing. I just saw something on this. that's so smart it's great well well there you go well listen scared i'm scared it's not scary i love mushrooms okay i've never okay i've literally i've literally been saying that i would really like i'm just so like i don't want to feel anxious that's the thing like i like i like if i feel anxious i will lose my mind there's no i would say that weed for me makes me more anxious. I've never had, cause I've had like 50, 50 experiences with weed where sometimes I get

too paranoid, a little too anxious with mushrooms. I never, ever, ever. Cause you, if you microdose, it's like a very small amount and it just feels like the best weed high you've ever had. Real, but how do you know how to take, and I've also heard that because mushrooms is actually like, isn't it like a poison almost is why you, because they, some people say that you, that makes them nauseous, but does that happen? I don't, I've never gotten nauseous. I don't know many people who've gotten nauseous unless they've really overdone it. But like now with the chocolate mushroom bars that you can get this guy in like Venice makes them and it's dosed out. Yeah. You got to do it. And it's dosed out. So you know how many milligrams you need to take. I actually just

hooked somebody up. Who's, uh, she's a friend of mine. She's, she's in her fifties and she's like, I've been reading about this. I've never done it. I want to try it. And I hooked her up and she was like texting me the whole time she's like this is the greatest experience of my life hook me up becca okay done i feel like there's a musical like a tish and becca get stoned on 80s strippers and yeah the whole thing the whole thing well girls we loved having you thank you for being on the pod um you can check out i mean obviously this is the greatest content you've ever heard in your life. So you're going to want to listen to sorry. We're still amazing Thursday where you get your podcast. You can follow Brandy at Brandy Cyrus. You can follow Tish at Tish Cyrus. Um,

and you can check out, uh, Brandy's other podcasts, your favorite thing, which you're probably already listening to because it's huge. Um, we appreciate you guys coming on and being stone. Come back. Will you next time we'll do mushrooms. Can we do that? That would be so good done. I think we should do that. And Kelty, it cracks me up. You're like, I'm Kelty in this like, duh, I've known you forever. I know, but I don't know if people recognize me without my lashes. I do in that voice, but I love them. Like, does she really have to think she has to introduce herself? Like love Kelty. Love a red carpet with Kelty. Can you just like, can you just put that on a loop for my reels on Instagram, please, Alex? Seriously. So, okay. We're coming

back and we're going to microdose some shrimps. Great. I love it. All right, guys, we weren't here for a long time but hail we were here for a good time thanks for listening and make sure to rate and review this podcast wherever you get your podcast we have new episodes of lady gang every tuesday and thursday follow us on social media at the lady gang uh follow us personally at kelty most importantly at becca and at jack banik the lady gang network is produced by will sterling steve delamater kirsten woodward and elizabeth beckwet thanks for reading and reviewing wherever you get your podcasts and tune in for new episodes every single week.