LadyGang - LG Quickie: Salty or Sweet?

Episode Date: June 26, 2025

Ever notice there are always two types of people? The one who shows up 10 minutes early… and the one still in a towel. The one with a 10-step skincare routine… and the one using body wash on her face. In today’s quickie, we’re not here to agree—we’re here to drop some hot takes, spill a few surprising confessions, and remind you that real life exists somewhere in the middle.Thank you for supporting our sponsors!Old Navy: Need summer activewear? Shop in store OR online at https://OldNavy.comTropical Smoothie Cafe: Smoothies and beachside bites made just for you! Earn rewards with the Tropical Smoothie Cafe® App! Learn more at https://TropicalSmoothieCafe.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Let's make this quick. Hello, hello, hello. Welcome to Lady Gang Quickie. I am Becca here with Jack and Kelty. Hello. Hello, everyone. Welcome back. To the gang. Welcome back to the gang. Hey, hello. I have such a dry lip problem lately.

I'm going to tell you something. When I was using the lip oil that you were just using, my lips had never been drier. Worst lip oil in the land. It's not a sponsor, so serves you right. It's true. Well, no, it's not true. No, it worked for a while, and now whatever's going on in my life, it's not working anymore. Well, you were also traveling a bunch.

No, I'm telling you, I've never had- It's lip oil? It was this one specific- It was drying. Maybe it's expired. It's your one from France, isn't it? Do you think it's expired? No, I don't think.

It probably just doesn't have enough cancer and gin things away. I bet you if we just Google the ingredients, they'd be like, well, this is drying. Well, it has alcohol in it. That's true. Sorry, I'm such a Debbie Downer. Okay, Jack has produced an episode for us.

I'm nervous. Why? No, I'm not nervous. She'll be the main host today. I'll be the Jack. Well, no, I had... Manual clicker texter. Okay.

No, I had this idea. okay. I'm going to say how the idea came up. Um, so in my group chat, there's like 10 of us and we're talking one day, my nightmare, it's my dream. There's always something to talk about. Um, we were talking the other day and somebody was talking about something that their husband does. And it started this like whole conversation because it really like split the group chat in half because half of the husbands did it all the time. And it was totally normal. And then half of the husbands are like, I, he's never done this once in his life. What was the thing? whipping their dick out randomly.

I need more context. Like, Jared will just, like, randomly like, whip his dick out. What? To show you? Yeah. Just, like, at random moments. Like, whip it out from where? His boxer shorts? Just be like... Flaccid? He'll be like, he'll be like, oh, man, something

really weird is going on over here. And then his, like, dick will just be out. What? See? And I knew. I bet neither of your husbands do it. Never. There's a certain man. there is like i wish chris would whip his dick out more to be honest with you so like wait so he'll be in a jean no usually just like when he's like in his boxers okay and it's just like to catch you like it's just to be like sexual just to be silly and like stupid

like the thing where you would make the circle with your finger and like look at the circle so you like punch them so it was just like and he'll just do it like randomly like funny are you okay are you okay i felt something go down my arm and i was like is it a spider okay sorry it was a dick It was a dick. It was a random dick. No, but so our group chat was like, there's two types of like, does any other husband do it? Half and half.

Shut up. Half and half. Yeah. Jared is just like, he wants attention from his wife, but it's only for you. So it's fine. Yeah. But I just don't, I needed to understand like what part of the brain that was really tickling, you know?

I mean, I think the part it's tickling is him just like wanting attention from me. Yeah. Which is weird. And he is just like. And you probably are like. No, I think it's funny. And like, I just think it's like silly, but I think it's like the type of guy that does it is just like a class clowny, a class clowny type of guy.

And it was like so obvious which one of our friends, partners did it and which friends they're like, Oh yeah, they would never. Yeah. But like, that's what I thought both of your partners would never, would never ever had us both as a one ever. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. My girlfriends and I were all just sitting around talking about what's the text that

you get when your husband wants to have sex with you. and every single woman had the same thing. And it's like usually emojis. So Zach will send me like the grape, the eggplant. And then Jamie's, I shouldn't be putting her on blast, but you know, my friend, Yami, her husband is the peaches, like the booty. And so we were, so you know how you can go into your text and search an emoji. So I was like, I bet you, if I searched the eggplant, what's going to come up it you can see anytime somebody has sent you the eggplant emoji and we all did it and we all put in our guys like calling card yeah and it was literally just Zach Martin Zach Martin Zach Martin Zach Martin with eggplant emoji oh my god yeah wait so does

he do it from like a different room yes and then the other day he sent me one does it work usually no I was gonna say but he's not doing it and he's not being earnest about it it's sort of like a silly. It's the whip the dick out in the digital version. Yeah. It's the eggplant. It's the eggplant in real life. Okay. Chris doesn't have one that he sends you. I mean, Jared doesn't either. He does. He just tries to have sex with me all the time. But what if like you're, he's out of town or like he's on his way home and he like wants to have sex when he gets home. Well, he's just like asked me to send him nudes all the time, which I don't ever. Wow. Okay. He just keeps trying. Cause then sometimes I'll eventually give in. Do you know how I feel now when I've

planned an episode and y'all go off the rails? How are you feeling? I don't really care. She doesn't seem to care. She doesn't care. Adding to the tangent. No, I literally don't care. She's cool. Okay. Anyways, she's a cool substitute teacher. She's a cool mom. So there, I, I got thinking and it's like, there are so many of these things that there is like two types of people in this world. And I think one of the ones that is always the biggest controversy is there's two types of people in this world people who wash their legs in the shower and people who just let the gravity do its business and I can't remember the last time I've washed my legs in the shower and I wash my legs in the shower every time that makes sense you know what's weird legs and toes

heels and knees you like wash your full foot yeah that's so crazy in between the toes that's where the nastiness lives I can't argue with that but I was I never do 99.9% of the time I'm not washing my legs. The suds go down my legs. Exactly. However, just the other day I was in the pool and you noticed your dirty grimy legs. No. And I thought I should probably really scrub because the chlorine and I did this full scrub. It felt very weird, but the chlorine is the ultimate cleanser, but I want the chlorine off. Oh, Zach is a leg, leg foot washer too. It's so weird. That makes sense to me. It does. I think Jared is too. He'll like suds his whole body up. I'm like, how dirty is one getting i literally just do pits slits and tits not even tits no pits pause

in private or what is it pits i like pits and slits and then especially when you wash your hair it really just gets all over the place pits and slits pits and slits but i can tell what kind of people you are because you're the kind of people that you go in and you're actually what you're the kind of people sorry that's like such a weird thing to say you're the kind of people that you go in the shower and it's like you're doing your everything shower all of a sudden and you go into your butt crack and there's just a whole hairball in there no I always get my butt crack yeah when you're doing the pits and slits that's a slit in the butt crack I've never taken a shower and not shoved my hand in my butt crack I don't make sure or the front cracks

everything no no I also take two showers a day yeah I'm like I don't definitely don't need to be suds well not that you're paying the water bill you should really pull that out probably a quickie what yeah shower um okay so i asked the lady gang community about their uh two types of people okay um those who show up to the airport two hours in advance and those who barely make their flight and they meet each other usually yeah i'm a two hour i'm a barely make my flight jared would like to show up three hours in advance for real yeah with the amount that he travels that blows my mind. I mean, he, he would, if he like, if he had his way, he would. What is it? Cause he likes to go sit and like get snacks and things. He just likes to like have things in order

and to not have like a variable. Wow. Good for him. I know. Um, in between. So I guess there aren't, there's three types of people. There are three types of people. Zach and I are the same. Uh, those who say it's already 10 PM and those who say it's only 10 PM. who says only club promoters party my mom every time my mom is such a night owl that every time she comes to stay with us she gets so confused when we start wrapping it up at like 8 39 yeah and the other night we just sat and watched like a movie a whole movie and it was about 10 p.m and i'm like oh my god it's so late she's like what do you want some tea i'm like it's so late she's like it's only 10 p.m that's how my mom is too is she my mom when we're staying with them my mom

would make fun of me like the grandma's going to bed already because she stays up till like midnight I know I'm like what are you doing literally what are they doing you know I don't night owls it's crazy not for me no not what time did your parents go to bed when you were young well I don't know but I went to bed at 7 30 every night that's so crazy in high school even in the summer in high school they were like already in bed and i would get home from dance at like 10 right but like i they were not night night owls my dad goes to bed like that's why it's great when he comes to stay with me because he likes to go to bed at 5 15 like me and then wake up at 5 15 you know yeah but i like to go to bed at like 8 and wake up at 11 that doesn't happen but that's what my

preferred mode would be i go to sleep it's a lot of sleep yeah it feels like maybe something it's like 16 hours like your serotonin night night no one can get me when i'm not here it's dark um those who sleep sleep with socks on is always a controversial thing oh my god i cannot understand it i don't understand it well that's because you guys had the bright futures of growing up in the southern states yeah but what you should be appreciating that you're not and you're i don't sleep with socks now oh you don't i mean i would in the sometimes in the winter when it's extra cold i'll do a soft sock but like growing up you sleep in a full situation that's another thing my mom sleeps in full sweats yeah and socks sometimes two

sweatshirts is that insane is the ac on no their house is so hot like you think i'm bad because I'm always like freezing. My mom is like 10 times worse. This is crazy. Yeah. And she doesn't better be a lady gang sweatsuit. Um, usually it is. Um, those who unpack as soon as they get home from a trip and those who live out of their suitcase for another month. Oh yeah. This is hard on my marriage. It is. I gotta be honest. Yeah. Chris is not an unpacker. He's a, I'll unpack this suitcase the next time I need to pack this suitcase. That's kind of how I am. And that really freaks me out yeah wait so he switches suitcases no he uses the same suitcase but like say he comes home on a Sunday and he doesn't have to leave again until Friday

the suitcase will just sit in the hallway unpacked until he needs to repack it and it's just like it's sitting there it's musky and then the clothes come out and the new clothes go I just it's very strange I don't feel like I can go back to my life until the suitcase and the backpack are either. I, every time I fly home, I'm usually from LA flying home at night and getting in really late. And it feels so weird to just leave my suitcase. No, but I have to, it's like, it's too late. 1am. The next morning it goes, it's gotta go. I'm a 24 hour, like whenever I get back from a trip, I'll leave, I'll let that day go by and then do the next one. But do you have a go bag? Like I have a whole set of things that I don't ever unpack. Like my toiletry bag. I have

is a go bag like it never it's a toothbrush it's a separate toothbrush a separate toothpaste a separate shampoo like it doesn't go back into my regular rotation i need to do that that was a very smart thing that i did recently too it's amazing but then you have to get doubles of everything but it's easy stuff it's like deodorant yes like a double night serum oh your skincare is different i just have travel size of the skincare yeah oh or i have a travel little thing that i Like, pump, pump, pump. Oh, do your little guys in? Yeah, little guys.

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Those who knew what lorazepam was before the White Lotus and those who didn't. I did not know what it was, but I know that I have taken it. You take it all the time. I do? Lorazepam? Isn't that what you take on your flights? Oh, you're right.

Is it what you take? I think they call it Ativan. Oh, I think it's the same thing. I think it's all just Xanax. That's the thing. I know no Xanax is Xanax I think lorazepram and Ativan are similar I don't know are they all benzos they're all like sleepy zippy zippy yeah it's all night night lights off worries gone um those who add salt at a restaurant before even tasting their food and those who don't

I'm definitely a salter you're a salter I'm a salter I would never insult the chef that way I mean, I'm not going to do it at like a nice restaurant, but what happens if it's already too salty? It usually isn't. I have a salt problem though. Okay. Like, yeah, you do. We were talking about you before you got here.

Um, those who pee in the shower and those who love to pee in the shower, who doesn't pee in the shower. It's the same thing. Well, it's the same thing as people who's pee in a swimming pool. Yeah. But I really don't, I don't pee in a swimming pool. I used to pee in a swimming pool. I think everybody used to pee in a swimming pool when I was little, except I was too nervous.

that the people would turn green. They'd be like, it'll turn purple. Do you think that even exists? No, I think that's just a worldwide. It was a great lie. I told my nephew, like when he was little and he used to come swim in my pool. And I was like, just so you know, I have the thing. It'll turn bright red. If you pee in this pool. Do you know what's weird though? Does he not do it then? I have no idea. Does he get out to go pee? I don't know. I didn't really notice. I don't pay attention to them. So Ford will actually get out to go pee. And I'm like, why isn't his instinct to just piss in here? Cause he's a good kid.

Cause that's like, I'm, I'm starting to understand a bathtub. He will. Yes. And I'm like, we're about to use this water public. And he's like,

no, at our house, at our house, he will get out of the pool to go pee. Interesting. In the yard. That's called a boundary. It's weird.

I'm like, bro, you'll pee in the bathtub and not in the chlorinated bathtub in front of you. Yes. He'll stand up and start peeing. And I'm like, well, now we have to redo the water.

Oh, my God. He can wash in the pee water. What? Pee is sterile, isn't it? It is. Is that a myth? No, I rub pee all over my blisters. It's like an antiseptic.

Tell me you knew that from Broadway. I didn't. Oh, the Rockettes. Like, we're peeing. We're keeping that pee. Like, you pee on this thing and you bop it on your feet. Does it really work? Ew.

It really works. Like, overnight. If you're ever somewhere and you have a blister, if you pee on it, the uric acid overnight. It's like when you get somebody to wish. Dr. Scholl wishes, okay? Dr. Scholl. This is blowing my mind. I wish I had a blister. Those who sneak snacks into the movies and those who buy snacks there. I've never snuck a snack into a movie. I used to. I used to in New York. My whole life. I sneak them in all the time. What do you sneak? Nibs, chips, a can

of Diet Coke. I used to sneak in. I'm not paying $9 for a Diet Coke at the movie theater. There's something about movie theater snacks though. They're great. They hit differently. But when I was in a pink berry phase in new york i would do pink berry and sneak it in whatever happened to pink berry still here we were just talking about that chris and i used to always go on fro-yo dates and we don't fro-yo the way we used to no fro-yo used to really be a thing and then it's not anymore those who think expiration dates are suggestions and those who think it magically goes bad i think it magically goes i think it goes magically bad i think it's a suggestion even if it's near the expiration date i think it's gone bad already me too yes i like have a

fear of bad food food going bad but if you think about it from a company standpoint if they were like okay this on March 25th this is gonna go bad and it was possible even remotely possible for it to go bad on the 23rd or the 24th or the 25th do you think that's what they would do they'll get sued they're gonna it has another four weeks at least how do we know four weeks at least four weeks but well it depends what it is not if it's like a sour cream but milk not like an almond milk it's fine not for me couldn't catch me jared love jared's definitely a suggestion guy it's not like a suggestion but it's like zach is also a the way he throws it out really the window is like the window is wider than they're giving us okay in my opinion i think that's true but just

like even, even if it hasn't gone bad, I just, I can't get it out of my soul. It's gone bad. And then I can't, and then I'd make myself soul. Yeah. Um, those who forgive and forget and those who plot their revenge 20 years. I know that's Kelsey. I'm just so bummed that no one is planning my 25 year high school reunion. Why don't you plan it? I don't you, I was planning it, but then someone looped in some girl on the group chain and was like, you were the class historian. It's your job to do the reunion. I did the 10. No one's going to do it. And I'm going to have no reason to go home and show them how great I am. I would rather die. They go to my high school. What are you talking about? You're successful and hot and married and own a home. It's just too awkward.

I just don't want to interact with anybody. I just feel bad that I'm so hot, successful and whatever. I don't feel that now that I moved back to Michigan. So what are you doing? Living next door to my parents, hanging out with my parents till eight 15. Then I go to sleep. Well now it's like, Oh my God. I went to my mom. I'm like, I'm wondering what everybody from my high school is doing. She's like, they probably all live in San Clemente cause they bought houses when they should have. And I'm like, well, that's embarrassing for me now. Oh yeah. Cause sad. Well then I guess you won't be planning it. I just wish someone planned it for me. Not for me. Okay. Um, last one is those who say i'm fine and mean it and those who say i'm fine wishing you would pry harder this is

one of the biggest red flags in my life what what people who do this who say it's fine who say it's fine but it's an open-ended fine there's two what yeah i don't like that what i a righteous fine like a righteous passive-aggressive fine i need you to either a there's two options here okay either i'm not fine is the answer or the answer is i'm fine and you're not fine but you're not bringing me the i'm not fine energy in with your fine yeah you say you're fine but your your energy force field is giving me i'm not fine then you're just lying well yeah just say i'm not fine but then you but then you're opening it up for somebody to be like no no or if it's not an appropriate time to say I'm not fine. No, I then, then say you're fine and don't mean it,

but act it. Disagree. I hate receiving the fine. I'm going to say it sucks, but sometimes it feels great to do that to somebody to be passive aggressive. Yeah. Cause you're like, I'm annoyed or pissed, but I don't have the energy to fight with you. But I also don't want to let you off the hook. So I'm just going to leave this here. Fine. You're right. I love doing it. No, you're right. I hate receiving it though. I hate receiving it is brutal. And that's why I love giving it. It's like, well, and sometimes like I'll take it and I'm like, I'm just going to pretend like you did say you're fine and you are fine. Like, Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I do that. I see you're fine. And I raised you a glad you're fine. Yeah. And I'm just going to pretend that

you were great. Yeah. And then we'll never talk about it again. Exactly. Yeah. And sometimes it's just a it's a you can't there's nowhere to go with it but you want them to know that you I see you yeah I see you it's not fine and I raise you it's fine but it depends but it depends what it is because when people are like you're like sorry for our birthday and they're like it's fine but they don't mean that that's hard I need you to just forgive me well because that's something that you did. The plot thickens. Also, if I just don't have the energy, you know what it is too. It's like, I'm going to get past this, but I'm not going to make you feel good. Yeah. Right. Right. Right. I'm going to get past it. I'm not going to drag this on, but I'm not going to lie

and act my ass off to be like, Oh my God, it's totally fine. No, it's like, fine. You up. Little dagger. Yeah. I won't kill you. A little dagger on the New York Times list. It's like, Okay. A little tucker on the New York Times list. I had a big conversation this week. Yeah, fine. Okay, well, there's two kinds of people. People who listen to Lady Gang and people who don't.

And if you don't, you're dumb. On that note, we weren't here for a long time. We weren't here for a long time. We're here for a good time. Social support from Kali Correra. Editing from Jared Monaco. Producing from Steve Delameter. And iconic hosting, creating, and being

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