LadyGang - LG QUICKIE: Stars, They Look & Act Just Like Us

Episode Date: August 1, 2019

Important questions that need answers this quickie: How are you supposed to act when someone recognizes you in public? Can you insure a brain? And was that stranger Jac took a photo with actually Neil deGrasse Tyson? Also, Jac has the perfect eye to forehead ratio.   A very special thanks to all our great sponsors! Noom - Start your free trial now at noom.com/ladygang.  Zip Recruiter - Try Zip Recruiter for free at ziprecruiter.com/gang.  MTV The Real World Atlanta - Check out the Real World Atlanta, streaming now only onFacebook Watch.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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this quick with becca jack and kelty quick do you guys think that our fame has no reason i don't like starting this off like that no no sentence should ever start with do you think our fame anything because we guess what have no fame i can still go anywhere anywhere i get stopped i got stopped at the nail salon this week guys no one stops me no one i don't believe no one saw me way more not in la oh when you travel even when i i was just in new orleans and then before that i was somewhere else that wasn't la i can't remember new york maybe just like i don't have an approachable vibe though i've been stopped twice this week one time in the sun she came up to me and she was across from me and she goes i'm so sorry to bother you and i was like it's never

bother when you recognize me and she was like i'll just hate myself if i don't say i love the lady gang and i was like oh my gosh and then an intern here who just started she was like hi i'm a new are you gonna tell us about every time somebody stopped you no she was like i just love the lady gang and you're so funny and then oh my god i was at a shoot and someone's like you look so familiar are you in the lady gang it'll happen good for you good for you is it because i'm so awkward that people are like no because if they listen to the lady gang they know you love it yeah right i i think so that's why becca would you like to be approached in home goods or target no okay that's why you're giving up that you know what i love my favorite is i love the lady gang i

like a drive-by yeah where i'm not i don't have to yeah yeah i've gotten a couple i mean lady gang i will say like the sprinkles of it that i've had come in lovely they are always lovely people and And so I don't mind it. Yes. But I also have such awkward vibes when I'm talking to someone that it's mostly, it's less about not me, not wanting to enter, interact. It's me just like not wanting to have to like sit with the awkwardness after. Right.

But I figured out this, I've watched so many celebrities do this and I do know the new secret, which is you instantly ask what the person's name is. Well, yeah. You have to speak to anybody that you meet. That's just being polite. It's not a trade secret. Oh my God. i love when she says shit like that no dogs are no it's healthy i know the secret no celebrities

you meet somebody you ask them their name can you believe it is that weird yeah because that's a normal thing that's what you do to anybody that you meet you ask them their name no but a lot of times the person will come up and be like oh my god i just i love you so much and i just love the show and instead of the celebrity being like oh my god thank you and it was just instinctual because it's a person i always ask somebody's name because they're literally just a person like a person because they know your name oh my god kelty you're you were made to be a celebrity i am shooketh about this you are i cannot believe that you don't understand that you thought that was a trick a trick of the trick because i watch all the people go up to celebrities and next what

you do you shake their mother you shake their hand imagine that you know what mind i paid 500 to learn this new secret uh you are you're insane i'm sorry but i've seen so many celebrities they don't they just go oh thank you but we're not celebrities so it's like we need yeah but the celebrities go instead of being like oh my god thank you they go oh what's your name yeah As I should. Just normal. Andrea. Because they're not better than anybody else.

That's normal. Like, very normal. Wow. My mind is. Find one person that's ever approached me and I have not asked their name. No. Really? Yeah.

Same. Never, never. Now I do it because I learned from this. You have to ask them. I watched it. I watched everyone. I love you. Real.

So much. I'm so sorry. The next topic of this podcast is Jack's forehead. Jack, you have the perfect eye to forehead ratio. let me see yeah it's good do you know what sometimes i just got i just got it filled by dr diamond no no no that's not it what it is is your hairline to eyebrow line to eyebrow ratio is beautiful it's like jennifer aniston and you can go in if you're me with a jennifer aniston pinterest board of like i want my hair cut like this but it's never gonna look the same

because that face with this hairline that's what i was gonna say but thank you with this hairline you know how jennifer lopez does like or kim kardashian does a middle part slicked back and it looks so fierce the reason it is is yes they're a beautiful of course amazing but their eyebrow to hairline ratio is like kate mara has a great little baby forehead that like all of those hair looks like i appreciate a high forehead no tyra banks supermodel of the world same size forehead as me but i'm saying i'm looking at you right now and i'm feeling the ratio is beautiful well you know what what is your name would you like to shake my hand no what i think i've i've learned in the past two days by slicking my hair back in the middle is

i think this is you're more beautiful wear my hair back because you know how i've been terrified to wear my hair back because i don't like my face i think it just might be the way i've been parting my hair or just putting it all up no this will be my new thing absolutely not awkward because That's the way I wear my hair 90% of the time. No, I mean like if we film and I do like a hairstyle with my hair back, like maybe a low, long, big pony. Yes, yeah. Instead of like a high pony.

Okay, so this is going to be weird for you. I don't know exactly how to say this, but Jack, you make up all these things in your head. When you're like, I've been scared to wear my hair back. Every girl does. You are so beautiful. I think I look like a troll. You could wear a topknot bun and be stunning.

like this is all made up you have a very i will say for everything about me that is quirky your self ability to see what you look like is your next level more you i will just wait until you get the book and i have a long chapter about it when you look in the mirror you must see a troll like shrek i do because you are so beautiful this is the most annoying podcast we've ever done like hands down you're telling a beautiful girl how beautiful she is and she's talking about feeling like a troll like i know i'm sorry this is but no you could wear your hair slicked okay there's no reason why you can't possibly when your eyebrows were really screwed up when we first met you it wasn't going to be your time for us okay we have got to move on okay but i'm letting you

know now that your eyebrows have been microbladed you're good to go i appreciate it thank you okay you are good to go that was so painful no it's not no i appreciate it well you know i hate my face so i appreciate we're not talking about it let's compliment like off the air how about that okay because or if it's going to be extended like a 20 minute compliment let's take it off the air okay we're done with the compliments we're done i just all right let's start being mean to each other again okay yeah this is so weird well she ended it by saying that i had massive eyebrows you did when we met you brought me back down honestly i don't know if the television show could have gone forth oh my god no with the og eyebrow nothing my life couldn't have gone forth

again i am shocked that anybody dated me because i also was like a big fan of not wearing makeup so i wasn't like penciling in my eyebrows on my third and fourth dates with guys i'd be like this is me take it or leave it and they all left it nobody took it until now nobody oh my god well jared would have taken it back he would he did take it well okay the lady gang okay um what is something that everyone should try once in their life oh hot sauce love it you say like nobody eats hot sauce i've only tried it once i don't like hot food spicy food upsets me i was gonna say skydiving but the hot sauce is good okay i'm not skydiving i don't care what anybody tells me i know should we skydive never never oh my god i

would die if you skydiving you can't die we would have no careers no i'm not i mean figuratively I'm going to actually get a life insurance policy out on Kelty because if she dies, we're... Oh, shoot. No, you're not. I'm going to take a life insurance policy out on Kelty because if she dies, we're not over. It's going to be out of a job. We're out of jobs. I did think...

Can you take a life... Like, no. That's not how it works. I don't think. I think you have to be married. You can insure my brain. J-Lo insured her legs. So did Tina Turner, right?

You can insure... Google it right now, Becca. Can you insure someone's intellectual capacity? can we um how do you value how smart the brain is my evaluation would be at least one million dollars per year on your brain yeah because that's what you would lose in a in a really good year real great can you can you ensure our brain sorry i just got a text about some other things that are more important please you guys are you wait is this the podcast that we were talking about the 911 call or is that our last one that no this is different oh

you could ensure legs i'm gonna need you guys to come back in this room i'm sorry i just got can you ensure a brain google it right i think so but i don't really know can you ensure a brain i'm sure that steven hawkins brain or isn't hawking whatever it is a nasa scientist like remember when you used to call it nasa scientists like nasa obama's going to paradise island i love can you ensure a brain it's a lot can you ensure body oh body yeah fine i'm talking about what's up here this is a great matter i think you can only if you can i'm not getting a specific i will you only can if it's like einstein or like neil degrasse tyson or like remember when you remember no we can't go there i gotta see well i can go there i'll save it for when we have like

a most embarrassing moment of your life okay that was unreal he went along with it i have okay we'll talk about this later but now we can't do that we have to like tell me the story we were this is before her lasik yeah i i want to save it no you can't it's happening no jack ran into someone she thought was neil degrasse no i'm gonna okay i need to start it over if i'm gonna tell the story tell the story we got nine minutes i this was the day that i went for my pre-lasik thing they dilated my eyes so i couldn't see at all like worse than i could see before like negative five all the time can't focus my eyes like couldn't tell the difference between me and kelty yes only by nagging ability they're like oh is that you you're nagging me my blood

pressure's high it must be kelty yeah exactly so i we are at the offices of our producers and I'm walking down the hallway and Neil deGrasse Tyson, who is probably the most famous astrophysicist, he's like the rock star of astrophysics. I love him. He walks by me and they have like a bunch of other TV shows

and development there. So maybe he's doing like a science show. That's what I thought. I was like, oh my God, I'm telling everybody, I see Neil deGrasse Tyson, like such a huge celebrity. He's here guys.

You came into the room. Yep. Then I told everybody about it. I think he left, whatever. We go downstairs to leave. he's talking to a friend, but his back is to me. And I'm like, Oh my God, you guys, that's Neil deGrasse Tyson. This is so amazing. You're like, you're like, Jack, you should go talk to him. Go talk to him. Yeah. And so we kind of pass him and I like tap him on the shoulder

and I'm like, I'm such a big fan. And he turns around. It's not him at all. Oh, see, I remember the story turned around. You, you said, I love your books. No, I didn't. Someone said, I love your books it might have been me and then we had small talk about his career and we like we just love you you're so big no what are you doing here you're so famous and then we walked away and then we realized it wasn't him no no i realized from the get-go you guys don't know who he is so you kept the gig going oh i kept the gig you're like she's just being she's just being really nervous like she's shy she didn't want to say anything yes you're right when i tapped him on the shoulder and he was not i saw his face so then he goes all right i was i'm a really big fan he goes i'm a

really big fan of you too i follow you on instagram and i'm like no you he does not follow me on instagram no way then kelty makes me take a photo with him yeah yeah because at that time i still thought it was him i thought it was him because you hadn't been like that's not him guys there was no way to communicate abort abort mission until we're in the car i knew the whole time i was so embarrassed i'm like this is not him but it was someone it was someone he introduced i at the end i'm like my name's jack because i'm like i need to see who this guy is he tells me his name i'm not gonna say it i remember it i google it i find his instagram who is he one of i can't tell you one of my he follows one of my good friends oh so i text my good friend i'm like do you know

who is this guy i just accidentally thought he was hildegard tyson yeah she writes me back she tells me who he is he's a regular murder guy a murderer he calls her that night to say i met your friend to say who's who's jack vanek like i think that you might be into me no no you didn't even tell us this part i know well i didn't i was saving it i was gonna try to tell on the show whatever so too complicated too complicated this is the whole 22 minutes we're already canceled so he thought that i was like doing a really weird way of like hitting on which is actually genius it's a genius don't i oh my god i'm such a big fan of you hank at the bar let's have margaritas yep i like it wow yeah and then story and then she kind of like she kind of gave him a

vague she's like i don't know what you're talking about whatever he calls her again to check up on the situation oh update like two weeks later i think you were wearing a bra top i was i think you were barely dressed i was no i remember you being naked you were going somewhere after no i wasn't i was like in sweatpants nope i'm pretty sure you were in a crop top it was sexual because i remember in a wide leg jean yeah in a wide leg i don't know where i was going blind after that so it was weird anyway but that was it was so embarrassing and this is why i don't ever go i would never go up to anybody you you made me but and it wasn't even a celebrity well i was excited for you because you seemed so pumped when you came in the meeting you're like guys

do you know it's down there like i never see you get excited about anyone i know so i was i thought this was a moment that you really needed to jump on justin timberlake could have been standing next to me and i wouldn't have cared you know what i mean i want to ask you one more thing jack before the end of this quickie so i'll just be over here i know are you instagramming yourself you've been on your phone anyways yeah no i heard the story you lived it i was there okay so here's my question jack is as someone who doesn't work out uh-huh i understood when you wore athleisure wear with like your ugly sneakers because it's like fashion yeah but today you're wearing like a cross-training running shoe as if after this you're going to do squats so when you

go to buy a sneaker are you like oh yeah the padding feels good for my gym routine or i mean i was sent these sneakers they weren't a choice but i've worn them just because they're comfy a sneaker is a very comfortable okay i was just wondering yeah is this you know what when you shake somebody's hand and say they ask their name then you also buy a sneaker they're comfy thing called sneakers they're really comfortable no i just always expected you to be wearing like a fashion sneaker like a air force one or whatever not a sneaker that's for working out a cash sneaker but you're wearing a workout shoe that looks like it's been hiked and run in canyon and i know it hasn't but i don't wear the athleisure as a fashion statement i always like my face never

looks good i'm never wearing makeup and my hair done sure it's just my easy relaxing outfit is jerry physical is he interested in hiking yeah him and i are gonna start doing like the outdoorsy thing wait you are yeah what kind of outdoor becca do you have anything you want to tell about outdoorsy about okay i used to work out all the time by the way i just have like a horror working out is like a horror story for me but i used to hike runyon almost every day so it's not like a foreign concept okay yes i can't wait until you and jerry get on the workout training i'm getting back on the wagon i think me too yeah everyone's on the wagon everybody's on the workout wagon well fabulous well i just think you're great and i'm kelty and your name is becca

we weren't here for a long time we're here to meet neil degrasse tyson i was almost here bye bye it escalated quickly hey guys thanks so much for listening to the lady gang you can Subscribe if you love the show and check out new episodes every Tuesday and Thursday on Podcast One or wherever you get your favorite podcasts. Follow us on social at The Lady Gang or follow us personally at Kelty, at Becca, at Jack Bannock. And head on over to our website, theladygang.com, to ask us a question, sign up for our newsletter, or buy all the cute Lady Gang merch you see us wearing. Thanks for listening and we'll see you next Tuesday. stop wasting your nights on a mattress that doesn't get you experience the most comfortable mattress in the world the sleep number smart bed at the touch of a button you can personalize your

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