LadyGang - LG QUICKIE: Styles or Sudeikis

Episode Date: March 4, 2021

Although The Golden Globes had less red carpet appearances and more side parts than ever, Jason Sudeikis’ tie dye hoodie was a mood… that left us thinking who’s hair would we rather stroke, Jason or Harry Styles? Harry’s British, but Jason gives off normie vibes. Plus, with our muffler invention falling flat, bath bombs shaped like fries may be the newest LadyGang invention. Check out our amazing sponsors!!! Best Fiends: Download Best Fiends FREE today on the Apple App Store or Google Play. Brooklinen: Go to Brooklinen.com and use promo code [ladygang] to get $25 off, with a minimum purchase of $100 Modern Fertility: Get $20 off your fertility test when you go to ModernFertility.com/ladygang See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's time for a quickie podcast one presents the lady gang the hollywood girl posse with lady gang quickie here's kelty knight becca tobin and jack vanik let's make this quick hello hello hello welcome to the lady gang quickie i am becca here with jack and kelty and it is 8 a.m it's so early for our my face is so puffy right now i need like an hour for the puff to go down. Same. Same, same. My face is puffy because I got my under eyes filled yesterday. So. Geez. They look good. You're not bruised or anything. No, I'm pretty good. I'm pretty good. I got my first Botox in like nine months. So I'm feeling alive. I'm going next week and I can't wait. I feel alive. I'm looking so alive. How are you guys? Great. Well, I know

we have things to talk about but um we got another clue oh my god oh my clue yep wait i'm like really confused about what are we what are you trying to figure out because we know no i know i know what show she's on but we know nothing about it she shared zero of the process i have shared more about my four periods that i've had since she's been in vancouver on the show there are two types of people there really there really are my god we found out that Rhonda aka Brooke Brooke loves a patterned blouse she does she loves a patterned boss what am I gonna wear under this matching suit set am I gonna go Becca Tobin and do like plain white and button it all the way up or i'm gonna go wacky pattern with a pearl you know that suit under the suit that i

wore with the pattern top was actually custom made for me because every suit i tried on the proportions were just all wrong will they let you keep it because like who else's body will that fit um hurting gift i doubt it she needs it for season two obviously no they need it for when this show is a huge hit and then they do like a museum of all the costumes we wore it'll be worth a million dollars yeah but i also my character wears pretty much jimmy chews exclusively wow fancy yeah and why haven't we instagrammed this i can start doing that i guess yeah it's just i don't think about social media when i'm actually at work i think people on social media knowing from experience i spend the most time posting on social media when i actually have nothing going

on in my life but then when you have stuff going on you forget and you're like oh right this is what living is yeah this is having like a job in life and all that jazz yeah i would i would like i'd love to see the jimmy chews i enjoy i enjoyed the pearls i was like oh she is a pearl wearer and also harry styles is wearing pearls so it's like brooke is she ahead of the curve is she behind the curve we don't know yeah we don't know pearls that however however i'm gonna post a very funny picture when i did a guest star role on another show oh because she's booked and busy honey no time to instagram two shows booked and busy no i would have instagrammed this because it's so ideal because my character is literally in a harsh side part with a skinny jean oh no

she's old she's old she's out of the loop she's using laughy face emojis she is using the cry laffy face emoji and she is above 35 which wait by the way i do have to um talk about the fact that becca is trying very hard to use the skull and bones emoji these days like how am i doing you're trying to be cool and i appreciate it and it's kind of seeping over into me i've used it a few times but how does it feel to be honest i like i said when this conversation came up i was already using the dead thing because to me in my mind and in my phone, if somebody said something truly insane or funny, I would write dead and then that emoji would come up. So that's definitely how the kids found it or how that happened. So I guess my vernacular is just young and fresh and

hip. You are so fresh and hip. But by the way, at the Golden Globes that were not that enjoyable to watch there's only five dresses it was kind of a bummer for me there was more dresses from the hosts of e than there were total of celebrities at the golden globe did people go to the golden globes like celebrities yeah yeah yeah oh they did there was like there was a whole situation that i won't bore you with but we saw like five dresses yeah we saw five dresses but everyone had a side part yeah because everybody's old no even what's her face from the queen's gambit she's definitely beautiful. She's hip. She's hip. She had a really severe side part. She looked amazing. Well, now you know what is going to happen because the middle part is now cool. Then you obviously

go to the other extreme and then scene hair is going to come back where you do the part at your ear and then you push all the hair onto your face to cover your whole face. So I will then again become cool. I can't wait for the day. Can't either. And also I have to interject about the Golden Globes. Normally, I hate watching those shows and I think it's so stupid and so lame and so frivolous. However, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, their entire opening monologue was like, hey, this is stupid and frivolous and means nothing. The whole thing was about how dumb and political the whole thing is and how much it's like a waste of everybody's energy and time. I mean, I'm really paraphrasing but I felt like finally there's a host who's really in on the joke since

Ricky Gervais they finally went in on Hollywood and they were saying the most crazy things about the people there and the people nominated oh so it was like a rich Ricky Gervais it really was Tina Fey was like and and uh Emily in Paris was nominated for a comedy or a musical still not sure which one it is and i saw and she said something about watching it once and turning it off oh my god i did love emily in paris though i loved emily in paris it was the right show for where we were at in quarantine yeah i don't know when the world opens up if i'm going back for a season two the same amount of passion but i i watched it all oh my god wait can we just i know we're off topic but it's so good are you guys watching ted lasso no i already saw that years

ago years years I mean the beginning of COVID or the beginning of my quarantine and I love him so much he's amazing but can we ask was he high drunk or just didn't give a because he's going through that nasty breakup with Olivia Wilde at the Golden Globes the Golden Globes he was the only person in a hoodie oh my god amazing but it was it was a hoodie but it was a tie-dyed hoodie so I was like are you trying to be like by the way worse this is what Harry Styles is going to be like in 20 years? Like, was it like, sorry, was it like a rainbow tie dye and what else was he wearing with it? It was a, it was a subtle tie dye with some sort of logo on the front. Yeah. Um, I feel like it was a free sweatshirt from a charity or something. It was definitely

free. He did not buy it, you know, at Net-A-Porter. It was cheap, cheap, cheap. And then when he accepted his award, which was incredible that he won the award wearing that. And he just couldn't even really it's like he didn't even consider the fact that he could win so it was not even one of those fake oh my god I'm so shocked it was a real oh my god I'm so shocked giving him there he is look at him oh my gosh straight up hoodie oh and then Don White giving him the wrap it up signal universal wrap it up signal did he seem drunk when he was accepting the award I couldn't decide if was drunk high or just over it oh my gosh amazing hero well it was like the anti but usually when people do that anti like i'm not buying into this they go like they're in a pantsuit yeah it feels

like it feels like gucci you're trying not to care yeah yeah he really like rolled out like i did at 7 50 this morning to like do this podcast like you know that's the kind of energy that i really thrive seeing i love that for him i loved it but i was gonna say is that you know we're talking about olivia wild and harry styles and how i'm like on my own harry styles like we didn't know he was an older chicks like maybe we one of us could have had him um probably not but whatever um anyway but then i watched ted lasso and then saw jason sudeikis in this hoodie and i was like wait a second. Am I more attracted to Jason Sudeikis? Of course it might be. Yeah. Oh my God. Yes. He, yeah. I didn't ever consider, I mean, Harry Styles is a lovely idea. Here's the

trap. And I've been in this situation. I not, not at the same levels of Hill of Olivia wild, but you get caught up in the moment and you get lost in the sauce when you're on set with someone And if you're on set with Harry Styles, yes, you do want to have sex with him. You do want to go into his trailer and rip his clothes off and have passionate lovemaking. And you want to lay in bed and have him stroke your hair and tell you. And stroke his hair. And stroke his hair and have you guys tell each other that you'll never meet anybody or feel as connected as you feel in this moment.

It happens on every set, okay? There's people that have this moment. But the problem is, is that Olivia, she couldn't shake it off. And so she's going full steam ahead with Harry, but probably Jason Sudeikis for a woman of our age is the right choice. Oh my gosh. Yeah. He's the man that you marry because he seems like a good guy. Now Harry Styles. He's kind of boring. He's boring. He does not want to dress up with you for the date. He wants to wear his hoodie. That's the level of effort he's giving to your marriage. And he's cute, but not hot. And he's kind of normal looking. So he's like the perfect

combo yeah so my question to you kelty is are you sexually attracted to harry styles because he reminds you so much of our mutual ex-boyfriend because that's the only vibes that i get from harry styles it's young panic at the disco vibes what yes oh no i think little huddy is a lot like mutual x oh my god yep yeah little huddy reminds me mutual x harry styles does not he's different he's like what what i remember when mutual x was like trying to wear pantsuits like he was is it if is it if mutual x actually was successful that's what harry styles is no no it's not the same harry styles has gucci no it's because he's british it's because yes you cannot take an american man that's true and do what harry styles has done without that pant on

him yeah yeah not a skinny pant not a pointy pointy toe boot with a little heel no sir that's not when you've grown up in kansas city okay right vegas um it is uh definitely yeah the british the british for sure also becca can i just go back to something you just said about making out in the trailer i find trailers to be revoltingly gross like that little that little pube covered toilet is disgusting two things there are many types of trailers I've experienced all of them I'm mostly in the shitty kind but the days I'm in the good ones it's great and you know Olivia Wilde was in a fancy trailer and so is Harry Styles also the trailer is it's kind of like the perfect place to have an affair because there's enough danger because you're just right there it's like a

motel six where you have to walk out of the trailer and everybody sees you so you have to time out when you're leaving the trailer like you would at a motel like you go first you go first and i'll go 20 minutes later and we'll pretend i love it about the thrill is so exciting thrill the factor of getting caught it's high high stakes and also you have nowhere else you can go when you're on a set there's that's the only safe place yeah that's so sexual to think about and you're there all day so it's like get it in while you can there's nothing i would rather not do than like get it in while i can at work yeah if it's i mean unless it's an affair and it's exciting yeah that is the time you want to get it in but then you mess up your like if becca i mean she's not

obviously but like if brooke was what you think if brooke was getting it in she would mess up her hot rollers people don't care about messing up their hair because they just go back to set and they get touched up by hair and makeup and no one asks questions yeah i worked with many people who had intercourse at work it's it's a it's a thing that's fun wow okay um keep it exciting we got way off topic when we come back we're doing a few what's in the box questions i'm recording this ad with my little microphone and my phone in my bed full of brooklyn and sheets and brooklyn and comforter because we're moving. And so I took apart my voiceover booth and now I'm just living my best life in the blanket voiceover booth. Anyway, Brooklinen is amazing. That's why all

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Okay. How do you know it? How do you find it? I think you just have to search screen time. If you scroll over to the very right. This is going to be really embarrassing. Screen time. I'm very upset by this, but okay.

Is it going to show me? oh my god okay who wants to go first i'm down 27 percent from last week are we doing um daily average okay but oh daily app okay hold on but you have to go to the the day or the week week okay mine just says it right on the top daily average four hours and 52 minutes oh my gosh mine was four hours and 47 minutes. I've already been on the phone 47 minutes today. Yeah. Mine's like 50 minutes so far and it's eight in the morning. Oh God. Do I do sit on my phone for an hour? Oh my God. Well, here's why I'm really devastated to tell this because all I do is sit around and wait these days.

Right. So you're on all the time. And I can't socialize with people because we're all masked and all this stuff. So my daily average is six hours and 18 minutes. Oh, Becca's the worst. This brings me joy. But if you had to sit around for 13 hours a day in isolation, I do read occasionally. I also sit around in isolation at my apartment. But you're home and you're not wearing a face shield, a mask and sitting in a corner in a cold stage. I still have nothing to do though, except for scroll my phone. you can't like watch tv go for a walk look out your window i mean she can she can and i'm also scrolling my phone at the same time jack has a multitude of things she could be doing but she's

i do the thing i do the things but i multitask by scrolling on instagram at the same time it says that i've been on my email for two hours and 12 minutes but that's also where i read my scripts oh so it's kind of not fair six hours six hours minus two hours of script reading equals four hours so we're all and then messages are two hour two and a half hours that's just answering me exactly but honestly it's not i can't defend myself it's bad i need to bring more books to set um okay uh jackie wants to know what hobby do you have that nobody knows about well everyone knows about beads by becca tick tock tick tock still weighing on my beads oh my god you can have mine hey rude rude i did wear them once um i don't know

kelty what's your kelty's doesn't do anything privately no no that's true it's like i if i'm not alive shouting it to earth for uh you know acceptance and love then what's the point you know if i can't have my entire world revolve around people's outwards thoughts of me then you know it just doesn't even make sense um i think that my secret hobby is cooking but it's not secret it's just new and then since you've been doing it you have been posting on internet my secret hobby is i know i have no secrets in my life i'm an overshare anonymous i will work on that in therapy this week thank you for coming to my ted talk oh my god anyone else i can't think of anything right now yeah no i i feel like i i bake but like i think

i show that too the only thing i do with my free time is your secret is your job my secret is my job. My secret is the amount of time that I'm on my phone. I'm an addict. Okay. Last one. We have to go. But last one, Krista wants to know what is your bad food habit, i.e. Jack in the box tacos? Oh, mine is McDonald's. I have found a recent addiction to McDonald's. What's the order? Well, McDonald's fries are probably my favorite food in the entire world. So you got to get a fry, gotta get a nugget with honey just not not honey mustard but honey and ketchup and a coke because there's nothing like a mcdonald's coke true can i get it at least once a week was it ever debunked the the like whole how they make their chicken nuggets how do they make do i remember for a

while there was videos going around about the pink slime yeah but that's not how you make any chicken nugget full chickens like feet all of the parts yes that's what i heard and the reason it's red is because it's just the full chicken wait that's not right oh you mean the the sludge that they make it out of actually makes me be nauseous thinking about it i'm just gonna pretend that that's not true becca what's your order well i was gonna say my bad food habit before you said it was like a place was that i stand up and i eat constantly i can't remember the last time i like sat down and actually ate food. I just stand up in my kitchen like a savage. Oh, interesting.

Zach says it's like I'm an animal on the Serengeti. Oh my God. But if I'm going to do bad food, it's usually pizza. And that's not specific to, even though Domino's is so delicious. All pizza is great. I also love the Impossible Whopper at Burger King, even though I'm not a vegetarian or a vegan. And it just, I just like it because I get very skeeved out by the meat at, at fast food places.

So I hear listening to these lies of how they make their meats. Allegedly. Allegedly. Everyone knows my order, large fry, large diet Coke, Oreo McFlurry from McDonald's. And then, oh, I forgot the Oreo McFlurry. You got to have that. Or I want to tell you a story quickly as my last thing before we go. So the other week I was eating fries in the tub.

Remember we talked about this? yes tub i dropped a fry in ew the water i tried to fish it out but i couldn't find it so i was like yeah i laid back i was like i'm watching housewives i bathed with the fry and i was like it's gonna dissolve and then it'll just be gone like a bath bomb right that's what i thought and so then i i got out of the tub i emptied the tub i go to bed i come i come in the next morning to brush my teeth the one little baby fry is sitting at the drain hard still as crunchy like the fry spent all night in water and did not even budge do you think what that's doing in your guts oh yeah it's like those people on reddit that they'll take like a big mac and they'll just let

it sit out and it never molds it's good forever it's like honey yeah it's got it's preserved like a dead body um okay also should we make bath bombs that are shaped like foods like fries like all it is is just mcdonald's fries and really all it is just a little salt in your butt crack when you're cooking i was gonna say the grease from that fry it might have been nice and you know moisturizing for your skin it's like a body oil yeah i mean listen i was i was not i was i was not shocked i dropped a fry in after all my meals like i'm lucky i didn't drop a tortellini in there like you know like i am i was surprised it was there the next morning anyway becca have a great day on set jack see you on slack see you at work and um this was fun this was weird we

didn't have a topic but it was fun we weren't here for a long time but we were here for a good time thanks for listening the lady gang is produced by alex ingbert will sterling steve delameter and jared monaco make sure you subscribe rate and review our podcast and if you love it share it with your friends on social media like oh my god i just listened lady gang this episode's a great swipe up to listen and if you really want to which we know you do please follow us on social at kelty at becca at jack vanek and at the lady gang sign up for our newsletter at the lady gang.com and join our secret facebook group it's super fun see you next tuesday