LadyGang - LG QUICKIE: The BFF Quiz

Episode Date: March 21, 2024

After almost 10 years of podcasting, how well do Becca, Jac, and Keltie really know each other? In today's Quickie, the trio takes the BFF quiz to find out who has been listening all this time and who has been zoning out while Keltie talks about sconces. Check out our great sponsors!!! Apartments.com: Visit Apartments.com - THE place to find a place! Sono Bello: Schedule your free consulation and learn more about micro laser fat removal at SonoBello.com/ladygang See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Here's Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Let's make this quick. Hello, hello, hello. Welcome to Lady Gang Quickie. I am Becca here with Jack and Kelty. What's up? Hello, everyone. It's a good day to... Wait, it's a...

Good day to have a good day. day good day to have a bad day um how are you guys feeling how's your heart how's your soul how's your soul how's your heart um it's pretty good it's beating real fast you just chugged feel great it's empty now um you guys i i made a game for us i'm excited okay so here's where this began on my birthday chris took me for what i'm calling the semi-annual book buy And I went, this is the second time we did it, where he gave me, you know, two minutes to buy everything I could hold or whatever. Didn't go as viral this year on TikTok, disappointing, but it was still super fun.

And I got so many great books, been loving it. And one of the things that I put on my book, like the top of it that I saw on the table at Barnes and Noble was the, how well do you know your wife quiz? So it's a hundred questions and I had to write all my answers in. And then I quizzed Chris and you get 10 points for every answer. I need this. This is fun. It's really fun.

And if you got 900 and above, it was like, wow, you're a really exceptional partner. And then 700, 900 was like, good job, but room for improvement. And below 700 was like, are you even living with this person? It was really cute. And I also feel, and I said this to Chris, that the people who made this game weren't really statistically looking at what you could possibly score based on the amount of right and wrong. So 900 was going to be very difficult to get.

yeah but the questions were like name two school teachers from your oh my god i can't even name two school teachers barely and some of them were like your your wife goes to bed what jewelry is she wearing like it was good questions you know so anyway we did men don't pay that much of attention uh chris knight zach martin at our engagement party we played a game i'll give it to you can take it home like everyone at that table was looking at me thinking do you know the man you're about to marry yeah he didn't get a single one wrong not one wrong he notices the weirdest stuff that's so funny he's way more observant than i am chris was fighting me on stuff because it would be like i want to do this put in order i bet you jared knows way more than

you realize no i think i do think that i was saying that like as a stereotypical man thing because he does know a lot yeah i'm excited so anyway chris got 835 wow wow you know and he was mad really because after the first few pages and he got a couple wrong he's like there's no way i'm gonna get 900 it was so adorable anyway so it was actually like a really fun little thing can i you can take the pad can i take it today yeah take it today okay and you and do your markings yeah and what's it called it's called it's just like a little one of those little things we'll put it on instagram yeah close to the checkout and it's like how well do you know your wife that's fun it was very cute so anyway then i was thinking with lady gang how well do you know your gang okay we

at this point should know every single thing about each one of us and so i've prepared the i tried to put it on a cute card but it didn't really work so anyway um you know what that paper tape anyone who's a bujo queen the paper tape is not tape let's stop calling it paper tape it's paper that you hope sticks and that's what its official title i don't even i've never even heard the term paper tape is like it's not super and you use it in your bujo to make like lines and stuff and it's like pretty is it okay well this one okay anyway so i made the bff lady gang quiz okay so we're each gonna ask each other and once you get right because there's there's only 10 questions wait i'm sorry i gotta go back to this do they have it for each partner for the

relationship one no we did it's only for we did wife and then i wanted to see what i would get So he asked me all the questions like, what would your husband, um, what would your husband be doing if he didn't have his current job? And I had to like, he was like, my answer was like, have a baby goat farm. And he was like, she would say, have a baby goat farm. And I was like, and then I was like, I have no idea what you do. But anyway, my score is what was his, what was he going to do? I don't remember.

And oh my God, you do listen to everyone. It's very fitting. Every third thing. Wait, what was your score? I think it was in the 700s. It wasn't pathetic. That's not terrible. That's better than I thought.

It wasn't as bad as I thought. Mine would be awful. But it was, yeah, it was things like, what's your, what's your significant other's like mother's maiden name and like a lot of like, what, what did your, what would, what did your significant other want to be when they were a kid? Okay. Some of these. Yeah.

They were hard. Anyway, so I've made this thing. So what you're going to do is I'm going to ask you questions about me. We're going to do each one of us. It's kind of like a fast round. Okay. And when you get one right, you put your finger up. Okay.

Okay? So here we go. What is my favorite movie? No idea. Can we get a hint? Is it a rom-com? Favorite movie? Have you ever talked about it?

I have no idea. Do you know it or no? Father of the Rite? No. Girls Just Want to Have Fun starring Sarah Jessica Parker. Oh, I was going to say that. Okay. What is my Netflix series?

Favorite? Just my Netflix series. oh my god RuPaul's Drag Race yeah it's not on Netflix I was wondering but you know what

I'm going to give that to you streaming my streaming show what was your Netflix one Selling Sunset put your finger up oh I never would have guessed that no

okay what is my favorite food Astro Burger not Astro Burger is that what it is Fat Burger Fat Burger favorite food

Klondike Bar okay you get it okay I was going to say Diet Coke and Air but yeah okay what's my favorite genre of music uh whatever matt nathan said is singer songwriter got it

what's your favorite day of the week saturday friday because rupel's drag race is on what's my favorite animal a goat yes becky you really know me baby goat what's my favorite toast topping toast butter peanut butter peanut butter wow what's my favorite she is guessing it all these but you're guessing right what's my i pictured your old office at cbs with all the peanut butter yeah and like it was the only thing she had there wow what's my favorite item of clothing this is so you have a good chanel bag the vintage chanel bag that's not it jack you really know this your favorite item of clothing you know your t-shirt oh maybe that's the right answer but i was thinking women of the night sequin jacket that you sold no i kept that you

kept that one yeah but i think harry styles shirt is right oh it's your lucky shirt what's my favorite possession this is so easy you guys possession think about kelty knight at her core what does she love that she has jewelry she hangs on to i have multiples of this your chanel necklace it's your favorite thing that i own that's true multiple things of this your diamond rings very close yeah as selfish as that as selfish as that it's miami's okay here we go oh that's so good okay when we come back jack and becca eating well shouldn't be complicated but somehow it turns into recipes prep cleanup and half your sunday gone factor solves all that these are fresh ready to eat meals designed by dietitians delivered to your door and ready in just minutes no prep

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the lady gag so we're guessing jack now yeah we're guessing jack okay okay what is my favorite place in the world italy the beach i haven't been to italy i've only is it the beach i would say yes the beach anywhere we didn't even do points because becca slays she really is a good listener i don't think you're gonna know my favorite movie when other people are like when people are like becca gives you so much shit just know i know she cares silent silent but deadly okay yeah okay what's my favorite movie um um um neither are you gonna get this no i know it it's um jennifer's body what i don't think i've seen that the one with megan fox i've never seen that movie i've never even heard of it oh it's um it's um it's the one with the big flying dog land before

time no but that's good one but um you know i'm talking about with a rutra a tray tray you a tray you christmas pride no no you're way off what is it greece oh yes we've discussed this we have yeah okay favorite movie of all time wow what's my favorite or what's my netflix series um oh oh love is blind some true crime no bachelor just talked about it yeah oh what's my favorite food that's easy well i have multiple jersey mics air and sadness that used to be my favorite food when i had a eating disorder okay what's my favorite genre of music emo yes what's my fate what's my favorite day of the week um saturday or sunday because you love brunch saturday saturday sunday gets sunday gives me the scariest monday because kelsey's usually

sending email for tomorrow yeah i'm like getting so nervous what's my favorite animal dogs with weird faces that's one of them or a frog oh baby frogs weird swimming frogs with human faces anything in the ocean that's really weird looking did you i almost just screenshotted this one moment from traders when i was watching it on the plane the girl on season two from love island that's british oh yeah i know i'm really pretty but i'm actually i'm a little weird i like i like weird animals and like i can bend my arm like that i was like this is jack it's true i'm really weird i can't bend my arm like that i'm really quirky that's my straight elbow jack jack's instagram takes me on a daily ride because you go from

like hot girl to girl that's like here's my favorite drink to like i need this frog that's a weird bat that i posted yesterday jared's like that is disgusting yeah he's the most disgusting picture i've ever seen but those bats only get to be two and a half inches big okay honestly bats are kind of cute they're so cute they're not as gross as you think have you seen their teeth okay i didn't have teeth it was like toothless okay what's my favorite toast shopping oh um you like uh avocado toast yes Yeah.

Because it's brunchy. There you go. You think bats are so cute? Yes, I do. Oh, that's scary. It's disgusting. Callie's teeth look the same. What's my favorite item of clothing?

Crop top? I think it's your... Or your Louis Vuitton backpack purse. I was going to say the Louis Vuitton backpack purse. I don't know. I would say almost like a sweatsuit because it's like all I wear. Well, yeah. But your favorite doesn't have to be something you wear all the time.

Like ladies of the night. is a special wear I think I wore my ladies of the night when you got engaged did you I think you did too oh it's like a good luck

ladies of the night there's actually no ladies on the ladies of the night jacket it's just a night I don't know why you call it that it's just a night scene because it's like what you would wear

as a lady of the night yeah it's giving golden girls like a sex worker no golden girls like chicness like old lady chic like a lady that's like

going to the bingo hall yeah bingo that is Cheryl with the bingo Virginia Slim yes

oh my god Oh, gross. Okay. What's my favorite possession? Oh, I thought you said position. And I was like, probably when that wrestler picked you up in 69. No, your favorite possession. Oh, is your Jerry doll.

One of your dad's paintings. Oh, God, you're a good friend. I wasn't thinking that. I was thinking Smiley, my stuffed animal. The one your mom looked at when she was birthing you. It is the most upsetting fucking story I've ever heard. I love Smiley. For the lady who doesn't know, Jack has slept with this stuffed animal.

I don't sleep with him anymore. It stares at you. It does stare at me. It watches you. It was her mom's focal point when she was pushing Jack out of her vagina. We have a connection. Can I tell you something so sad about warm sloth? No.

So, you know, I have emotional, like plushie from tour and then I have my anxiety doll. And lately I got like the cutest little sloth at Marshall's that you put in the microwave and it's belly heats up and you can like snuggle with it at night and it was my favorite don't tell the others um anyway but i think i'm not sure if anyone's in this industry can you let me know but like i think i heated it up too many times or maybe i burnt her what industry would this be there'd be the plushy industry if anybody's in i am upset okay but can i finish this is important it i think i burnt it it won't heat anymore and so now hot sloth is not useful to me anymore and it's not my fate and it's not that good to snuggle with because it's not soft it's like the bean bag

so i had to hot sloth into the garbage and it was very emotional for me i thought all about you because i was like i can't put you in a bag you'll suffocate dude i can't believe you threw it away i wouldn't be able to do that i couldn't suffocate her and i was like okay and so then like right the night before trash day I took her upstairs and I just laid her gently on the top of the trash closed the lid oh my god that's traumatizing I want to cry it was like she was looking up at me like I'll get warm again I promise don't throw me away but I'm trying to have like a cleaner more streamlined life and I already have multiple steps you should have just put her in a closet it somewhere that's so f***ed up are you okay that's so f***ed up i i think it's f***ed up that

you even cared and jack thinks it's f***ed up that you threw her away we could not be on further ends of the spectrum on this argument but do the stuffies wear out is my question for the people stuffy industry people do you think they have like conventions in vegas every year oh yeah not the gross ones nothing not that stuffy but they definitely have like because it's a hot commodity like are they the jelly jelly oh it was like the lavender seeds it's called I think I burnt her warmies I think I burnt her because because it says two minutes but I always you know I like everything extra and I'm like I want her to last so I put her for three and it worked for a while it was super extra hot like almost burning my stomach which is like my favorite temperature

for like showers baths sun whatever it's like it's not that good for your stomach anyway sorry okay um Becca your turn tell you what my favorite possession is not stuffies stuffies okay um I actually get rid of stuffed animals all the time all the time when he's not looking it's very hard for me the other thing that's very hard for me is throwing out Callie's toys yeah because she loves them so much like Chris Christmas dragon is dragon Christmas dragon yeah oh yeah Christmas dragon's face is gnarled it's a little smelly I do a one wash yeah but then it's like after that it she loves it but it's dead and there's too many and she needs a fresh squeaker because she eats the squeaker out what our dogs do anyway okay becca who's gonna win okay probably not me

i think me what's my favorite place in the world at home my vote is like in georgia new york city when i've moved back to georgia over austin it's uh on the beach in a catamaran i don't think i've ever been on the catamaran it's just my house oh this is my house okay um jack got that point what's my favorite uh my favorite movie oh um legends of the fall with sexy long hair brad pitt fly fishing just feels like you it's not legends of the fall he's so hot in that movie though it's my new favorite movie she just like knew that though and it was so wrong she commits dude you on family feud would be so funny so funny oh my god i would die to see something

every day you have to wear on their foot you and steve and harvey would be he would literally i know i wish we had more family members and we could go as like a family so funny um i don't know your favorite movie father of the bride oh that's how you guess it for kelty yeah it's a lot of women's of our age it is i've never seen it you the ultimate daddy's girl is that what it's about it's called father of the bride i can't believe you guys didn't rent out a theater and have all of you go together with your family before the wedding steve martin is peak steve martin and i mean if you don't watch this you have to please watch it this weekend please watch it is so amazing it is so amazing um okay uh netflix series

um it is the um one about them robbing the banks and they wear the masks red masks this is the craziest thing i know it's what's it called heist money heist no i just think you'd enjoy it okay it's almost like you're you're playing one of those games where they're like first thing that comes to mind no no i'm thinking of netflix series like we're at an improv show no i thought it was hey ideas yellow movie did you like money no what do you think her go-to netflix series it was very popular it was i've never heard of it okay fine it's homecoming the jlo netflix documentary homecoming never seen it i don't know that was beyonce hers was called halftime sorry

oh my god i'm crying you don't have a netflix series no i do but jack hasn't guessed bubble guppies no um i don't know suits oh shit yeah i didn't know that was well i totally forgot about okay favorite food oh um um i think you like an italian pasta no your favorite food am i guessing cuisine or am i guessing an item item i don't know oh she loves just say it go with your gut a rice ball do you love rice an item of food she loves she loves alcohol no she doesn't she a taco Not with those hemorrhoids. She loves mashed potatoes.

Oh, so good. Honestly, would never have guessed that. I've never. I don't think I've ever seen you. It's a home food, which we usually have on the road, which we don't, you know. Yeah. Okay. Favorite genre of music?

Country. Cam. Cam. Yeah. Yeah. Favorite day of the week? Friday. Friday.

Yeah. What's my favorite animal? Oh. Early? no orly is your favorite animal probably yeah and like you come to these realizations like you think you thought of them yeah orly orly um orlalita favorite so bad for barbara god what a second child she really is it's gonna be crazy when you have your second child and i'm gonna be like and you're gonna ford's gonna

become barbara ford's gonna be orly ford's gonna be ford and then the new kid's gonna be who barbara The new kid's going to be Barbara. You're second. You're going to be like, oh, yeah, you're okay, but you're not as good as the first. So Barbara's going to be fourth in line. Yes. Fourth in line to the throne. No, the new kid's going to be the Barbara of your kids.

Yeah, that's why I said to my mother, I'm the second born. And I looked at her and I was like, I know you'll never admit this, but now that I've had my first child, I know Jessica is your favorite. Yeah. I know that you would take a bullet for her if it were between taking one for her or me. Yeah, yeah. Right. With the first child, for sure.

Okay, favorite toast topping. butter peanut butter and banana i literally said the right answer butter my favorite item of clothing oh um you love your um okay hold on she only does stella mccartney oxford shoes those are prada and i haven't worn them in like eight years i know you love them i did when i i did when i had them i did wear them a lot you loved them yeah like yeah i thought they're still a mccartney sorry i don't know favorite item of clothing is probably your wedding dress i don't really have one i don't really have one it's this sweatshirt right now it is this lady shop dot the lady actually that anina being fleece thing

has really done me right it's a good one okay um it's like you're are you going on an afternoon interview with bear girls are you coming right on a flight yeah we don't know especially with shoes it's a good combo yeah um what's my favorite possession your jewelry yeah yeah that's nice you guys we still don't know each other we have i do it was like seeing that what's the chipmunk that comes out groundhog and if she sees a shadow you have three more months of winter yeah it's like that this quiz proved we have 10 more years of lady gang because we don't know quite well i've clearly you crushed you've been listening i've been listening we weren't here a long time we We're here for a good time.

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