LadyGang - LG QUICKIE: The Ladies Are Mad At Everything!!!

Episode Date: May 23, 2019

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I am back in here with Jackie Kelty. You know what is funny? That so many times recording our podcast, we make the most rookie mistakes like we've never recorded a podcast before. Do you know how many times I f***ed up my mic during that? Was it me or was it you that was f***ing up my mic? You had it backwards for like six months. But now we have these good headset mics that like hurt my ears but also make a better sound

quality. I love them because you can like lean back. Lean it back. Oh, move it. Move it. I don't have to like mom you with a microphone. Can't spill anything on it. It's pretty exciting.

yeah okay hold on let me get my quote yeah yeah man yeah yeah man well this is a I thought this would be a great episode to do the anger episode because like I'm still confused about are we just going to talk about are we like airing our grievances yes like our life things that we're annoyed with okay I'm ready all right are you ready how to forgive forgiveness is taking the knife out of your own back and not using it to hurt anyone else, no matter how they hurt you. Can't.

Won't. Never done it. Refuse. Absolutely not. I don't like that quote. Well, you don't have to because I hate you. I'm not an evolved enough human to do that, so. What if somebody really f***s you over, you know, and they get what's coming

to them? I'm so glad you brought this up because I will start with the grievance episode. Okay. This is the lady gang. We're trying to figure out a title let help me out lady gang airs their grievances lady gang hates you is what i was no no they're gonna think that's like a goodbye episode okay god i wish here's here's what really annoys me i have so many things but i'll tell you the first one when someone gets the karma they deserve for being a horrible person you're momentarily relieved right you're like oh yeah like haha she deserved it she got what was coming to her shouldn't have with me but then six months

later the tides will turn and their bad karma is over and they're on the rebound of their life because everything ebbs and flows i think it's unfair that people i hate their karma doesn't hold them down forever so you want to see somebody suffer forever for maybe like making a comment on your eyebrows for ever i gotta be i don't want person i hate to then have success a new hot lover no more money than me a new facelift no once you're down you goddamn stay down give me that cookie i can't be around you know who i still i actually hate people this may sound like a lie but it is not when people people i care about over i hold on to that longer than the shit that happens oh so do i like the guy who tweeted about you on the red carpet the agent

oh isn't he an agent yes i want him dead literally get hit by a car being driven by me kelsey no i'm just kidding you go to jail you can't drive with those little poofy bones i hate she can't get in a car accident with those bones anymore not those bones or that car anyway i have to go for a bone density test you probably have the bone density of my mom yeah she's like i think i think you have osteosporosis and i was like osteosporosis osteoporosis there's a pre to osteosporosis i hate you osteosporosis i hate that guy so much i hate him i hate him so much when his name comes up okay i want to urinate on him i think i think i'm the same and i don't know if it's because i like blackout things that happen to me i think so or like because i i don't really hold on to

grudges that much there's like two people in my life that are dead to me forever and then that's about it i kind of forget when other people fuck me over but when it happens to somebody else i will remember that forever never forget like the that my one of my best friends just dated a total douchebag i will hate him forever yeah but then i forgot about the guy that treated me like shit for like a year yeah i don't know what what that is yeah okay my next grievance and then you guys are thinking of yours right i do not understand we can send a goddamn man to the moon but why can't we figure out how no to put my nails on and for them to last more than nine days i work hard for the money i'm telling you hot gel i'm not in how many times you have to tell you

I am not in construction. My day consists of light typing, driving, looking at myself in the mirror, talking with my hands. None of these things are high nail defiance. Maybe you talk too loud with your nails. How the... I got these nails done last Sunday. I got mine done three weeks ago.

Listen to me. Okay, but hold on. Now, I want to tell you what else annoys me. Jack and her nails. Those are natural nails. That's your natural biotin. You're a horse's hoof. Not all of us were built like that.

My bones are poof. My nails are poof. You shouldn't have been on Accutane for five years. I'm just sure your skin is flawless. Yeah. It's a give and take. You know, I have the one thing of nails. I'm just sick of your nice manicures.

I'm sorry. Becca, it's your turn. Okay. Well, I don't feel worthy. Like, what do we hate in life? Here's what's bothering me. I'm a pretty cynical person. I'm not Susie Sunshine.

but lately i am a pretty happy person which is weird because it's really not my brand yeah i've noticed that zach's glass has been half full a lot lately and i want to bring his neck he'll always be like oh of course and i'm like you stubbed your toe wait or like you mean your glass is half empty oh sorry oh i was i was gonna say god i hate positive people too it's almost worse than it was when it was half full i'm glad it was how me too no because so he's being like a fatalist yes in a relationship they're always there can't be two negative people at the same time someone has to be so he's making it to where i have to be suzy goddamn sunshine all the time and i'm like it's like even out of fill your glass up he'll literally

our our garage door stopped opening we had to get a new motor for it that shit happens when you own a house and he's like oh i mean nightmare and i'm like is that a nightmare i don't really think that's a nightmare it's not like twenty thousand dollars yeah it's a it's eight hundred dollars and a lot of money but also like you'll live thank you god we have jobs thank you universe that it was just the garage door thank you we have street parking like what more do you want he was so mad we had to go to a wedding this past weekend and the theme was western cowboy bullshit oh my god i love it to be honest why wasn't i invited it was actually like a nightmare and a dream all together i don't know where i stand on the wedding yet i still have to

digest it but he he was a groomsman and the groomsman had to wear cowboy hats and when the when the garage door got stuck down his cowboy hat was i was like is there anything in your car like is your wallet in there like because we had to leave the next morning i was like do we have to do 24 hour maintenance on this or can we wait he's like i mean no i mean my cowboy hat is in the car and i was like i think it's gonna be all right what the is wrong with go to the boot barn on the way to the airport you'll be just fine it's just that's what's pissing me off is his pissed off attitude and i'm having to be happy go lucky yeah yippity-doo-dah annoying annoying yeah one does have to like even it out wait i need to jump on that sorry jack keep thinking of yours i'm gonna

i'm gonna talk about my husband for a minute go there's only one hypochondriac who has eating disabilities in the night goddamn family chris knight got the crazy idea he wasn't feeling great he went to a nutritionalist now he's like oh my god i think i have a parasite i thought he's had a parasite for years yeah he's had a parasite newsflash we all have parasites yeah it's what keeps us alive yeah they eat all the bad things i think anyway he's like he's like i just need to get my eating back together my eating's not well i can't deal with another anorexic in this relationship i'm the only one with binge eating disorder i just can't handle him and i'm just confused because i thought he couldn't have any he couldn't eat anything for a long time

this isn't a new thing is it it's now but now that i'm in health mode and i'm like you want him to be like eating hamburgers isn't it easier when you're in health mode for him to be in health mode yeah i i hate when zach's not in health no my problem my thing is not about him being in health or not it's that now he has he like cares and he's always talking about his system and his body and his feelings and his moods. I don't have time for your goddamn feelings. I feel like shit.

Get over here, stick that B12 in my ass, and let's go to town. I felt like sickly since I was seven years old. I don't complain about it. Yeah, you do. Actually, you do. All the time. A lot. I don't know if you guys know this, but I have a thyroid

disorder, okay? Well, it's all hashy, hashy, hashy. am i as annoying as chris yes i think anybody that talks about food oh god or worse anything about food really and their dietary restrictions because i was that person and i can't believe i didn't lose all my friends also i'm sorry this is the other thing and i can talk about it because i actually have an autoimmune disorder every single person born in the 80s and 90s has an autoimmune disorder okay all of us just select one you can find one in every single person our age also they've made up a bunch too yeah but people talk about it all the time like they're

really unique okay this is supposed to be the things i hate about life not things i hate about stick all over my face no you're fine okay but we wouldn't tell you if we did no it's annoying i'm actually never talking about it again now that i've been on the flip side of living with someone like this who's like it's really annoying to hear i better get my biocide in i don't like well i can't eat this if there's some gluten in it like i'm on about i'm on my period i made a gluten-free chocolate chip cookie on sunday night i'm sorry that's not the end of the world a gluten-free it basically tastes like garbage cardboard with chocolate dust thank you it's dusty cookie and i'm and i'm like chris do you want a cookie and he's like you i can't eat

that i gotta i gotta be on my plan i was like q that's all why couldn't you eat it because it's He's not having sugar. He can't have sugar. Oh, my God. So you're sugar-free. He's sugar-free. He's also 90 pounds. Like, if anyone should be eating steaks every day, it's Chris Knight because he has the metabolism of a cheetah.

If you guys had a child, it would be so thin. It would be sickly. It would be scary. Oh, God. It would have, like, tiny little bones. Like, that child would have, like, lots of autoimmune diseases. It would come any. Thank God.

Run the gamut on it. Jacqueline, what do you hate? This is what I hate recently. Wait, when we come back, we need to take a break. I need to just get ready. When we come back, Jacqueline will air her dirty hates. All right, so Dole is our sponsor, brought to you by Dole. And we're going to play a game today called Dole It Out.

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Okay. So what grinds my gears this week? I hate that saying. Grinds my gears. That's what I hate. Is the saying grinds my gears. So I have found myself falling down a black hole of YouTube beauty. Why?

drama i know it's because you're in the tatty james carl james charles tatty crazy thing you guys i watched a 45 minute long video of some girl i have never heard of before describe about why she's mad about sugar bear hair yes like and then i watched his like 15 minute apology and then i started going on all of these these drama sites and going through all the it was the most insane i'm like why am i doing this to myself i have so much work to do and then i'm just sitting there watching bullshit drama from people that i don't it was and it has like so what is the whole story with them please don't i'll give you the sparks notes it's really it's it's pretty simple so this girl she's like 37 like later 30 is older oh god so old she basically is really old she basically

made this kid's career who's like 19 he was like nothing she's like you know i'll mentor you i'll do whatever yeah so she made his entire career and basically he's like an ungrateful piece of and she started this vitamin company then he goes and does this like sugar bear hair but he had honey had to pay his bills well i mean he's like a multi-millionaire yeah he's like the face of cover girl yeah not for long he's making like millions probably a month yeah but so and then now everybody's coming out like jeffree star came out all these other people came out being like he's bad person but i'm more i'm more you know i'm actually kind of excited that it exists because it's like a great way for me to like relax relax and really unwind

is watching somebody else's drama that i would never be involved in but then i also mad at myself for wasting hours of time on james charles so this is basically an invitation for me to know when i text you like hey can you do this like you are available i am available i'm just watching james charles videos i don't even like him like what am i doing i don't know people i don't do makeup people were so mad at the met gala because he came to the met gala yeah and the i and he's Like finally people are, um, uh, what's the word? Not inviting influencers, but recognizing the influencers like power yourself. No, but listen, so I'm sitting right next to the photographers and literally he walked

the carpet and people are like, who is that? Who is that? What? And one of my favorite photographers turns to me and he's like, oh my God, they will let anyone in here. But they still won't let Khloe Kardashian in. Yeah. And I was like, anyway, okay, well it's been fun.

How many times has it been said about us? What? No, we don't go anywhere. Yeah, where have we been let into? They don't let us in. They don't even invite us. I've been to one Hollywood party, and it was because it was an NBC one. Oh, right.

That was ours. That's it. That's the only thing. Oh, yeah, it was our party. Yeah. And still, we were, like, the least popular. No one wanted our picture. Yeah, right.

Everyone did. Speak for yourself. Oh, that's true. Also, in the Facebook group, people were talking about how they, like, we were at the Backstreet Boys concert, and they were like, I got a picture with, don't you remember me? No, that was on Instagram. yeah she's like I got a picture she's like I love you guys I was the one that got a picture

with Becca and I'm like hello that was a guy either way I was right there I was the star everyone has an AJ I'm their AJ sorry alright well on that note thanks for joining us for this quickie

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