LadyGang - LG QUICKIE: The Ladies' Summer Movie Guide

Episode Date: May 30, 2019

Let's all go to the lobby and get ourselves some SPOILERS!? The Ladies take the time to guess what summer blockbusters and indie favs you should (or shouldn't) see this summer...you're welcome! Follow the podcast on Instagram @theladygang and email Jac, Becca and Keltie at [e-mail]! And check out the TV show page's official page @ladygangtv! Check out new episodes of the LGTV show every Sunday at 11:00 only on E And thank you to today's sponsors: Amazon = Go to Amazon.com/Shop/LadyGang to find their favorite products while keeping the podcast FREE! ABC’s The Grand Hotel = Check in Monday June 17th at 10:00PM/9:00PM Central on ABC  Dole = Find Dole Crafted Smoothie Blends in the frozen section  Rothy’s Shoes = Go to Rothys.com and enter LADYGANG to get your new favorite flats and free shipping  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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It's time for a quickie. podcast one presents the lady gang the hollywood girl posse with lady gang quickie here's kelty knight becca tobin and jack vanik let's make this quick hello hello hello and welcome to lady gang quickie i'm back in here with jack and kelty hi guys people don't like hearing that in their car kelty i know what no what was that noise i don't know Are you guys ready? That doesn't help. Me, me, me, me, me, me.

Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. Do you guys feel like there's more to talk about now that we don't have the TV show on the air? Yes. Because we don't see each other as much? Like, have you missed me? No. No?

We still talk constantly. All the time. We're writing a book together. It's kind of hard to get away from you sluts. This is why I didn't want to write a book, because I wanted to be away from you in the summer and not talk about ourselves with each other all summer. We can't get away. But you know what?

We're almost done with the book. I'm sorry. we're so successful we are almost done the book will be done in the next two weeks it's cray cray wow so good i like we haven't even really announced it yet but but we have like a hundred different times yeah it's fine but it's it's gonna be a game changer it's gonna be good i can smell that new york times list oh can you and i'm ready you know you're gonna get it even if you have to buy those how many do you have to buy do you think to be well they have all these different it's like an algorithm right like yeah like if you buy it all from the same ip it won't register so

yeah i mean we should just send a bunch of our girls in each city like a couple hundred bucks to go ten thousand dollars or whatever ten thousand whatever kelty from whose money the lady gang yeah and then we'll know that we'll get those ones away we'll resell them on the black market this is what's up kelty wants that the new york times bestseller so badly that she'll go broke my goal is to make money so like it's not gonna work no we cannot spend our own money to get on that fucking list well i can spend my own kelty money yeah you can go for it whatever you want that'll really benefit me i know that works for me too i actually don't think that you could any one person can like buy enough books to get on the new york times bestseller do we know how

many you need yeah like 12 000 so how much math is that 25 yeah it's a lot of money yeah it's too much it's too much it is too much all right well anyway um all right are you ready for this are you what's wrong with you i know what's happening well that was the weirdest way to lick your finger it was so gross okay when we come back it's already they're taking a break is it too much it's been like two minutes it's been two minutes are you having like a hard time right now i just i'm out of practice yeah get back in it girl yeah okay well okay we're gonna take a break and then okay when we come back you're gonna get your shit together no when we come back it's the lady gang summer movie review i haven't seen a single exactly either

this summer movie review is based on the titles and who stars in it and the synopsis none of us have seen any of the movies we're deciding what you should go see based on our Got it. Can I say that I just binged Dead to Me? Oh, it's so good. So good. All day yesterday. I watched it in a day, too.

Isn't it crazy? It's f***ing amazing. I know. I asked both of them. Christina Applegate, I hope she wins an award because she is- Fantastic. Amazing. I mean, they both are, but I feel like people don't give her enough credit.

No, because she was Kelly Bundy. Yeah, but to be Kelly Bundy, first of all, that does take skill. She was funny. Being a pretty funny woman is very hard to do, and she's so good in this. she's funny she breaks my heart oh my god i love her like it's that show has so many fucking twists in it and it's so good like you'd think that a show that had that many twists in it would be really campy and kind of cheesy oh it's so good i love it please come on the podcast yes i have reached out to both of your reps and netflix so if you're listening to this apple gate get your

ass over here girl get over here girl all right when we come back the lady gang summer movie the first annual lady gang summer movie review if you guys love lady gang and you're looking for other podcasts to listen to we want to tell you about the awesome podcast on our network first up mama said with jamie lynn sigler and jenna paris it is like the lady gang moms group they have an amazing facebook group too that's full of support and awesome they are getting real about the pretty and shitty of motherhood and they're absolutely hilarious and they have some really good celeb guests showmance with kevin mckayle and jenna ushkowitz obviously glee fam um but so much more than that they are super funny they have awesome guests um i laugh out loud at this

podcast every week it's super entertaining and possibly more popular than us at this point which is kind of annoying but also congratulations and finally something near and dear to my heart the stacks the stacks podcast hosted by tracy thomas is the official book club of the lady gang you can join the Stacks Book Club group on Facebook. There's also the book exchange where you can exchange books, but she has twice weekly episodes. I was a guest in the beginning of May, so you should check that out. She is the best book talker I've ever met in my life. And I know that's not proper English, but she's amazing. So head on over to wherever you get your podcasts and subscribe. And we also have all of the podcasts and our network listed on theladygang.com. Enjoy.

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Find them in your frozen aisle. The Lady Gang. And we're back. We took another break. No, that was the break. okay my god i was like god it's only been three minutes now okay so my idea was in this time of year is when all the outlets the important press outlets of the world do their summer movie like review like what's gonna be hot rex like if we're entertainment weekly what's in the bullseye if

we're the hollywood reporter what to look out for and i thought it'd be so funny to do the lady gang summer movie preview so we could educate our listeners on what's coming out this summer if they might not know and second of all so we could talk about what we think will be good and what will be bad predictions based on you know do you want live action do you like christopher pine or whatever his name is chris pine mighty fine christopher pine christopher pine now i will say that i have seen some of these not all so i might have a i might be able to calm you down wait i'm sorry i have a really funny story i just thought of about chris pine no about well i was thinking of james marsden yes because dead to me he's in dead to me and so he's so cute but what's so

funny is that when i was in palm springs doing that sex with him no he's so short when i was doing the movie in palm springs i got a call zach called me like one night and he had met up with his friend jesse who's also an actor not also because zach's not an actor jesse's an actor and zach went to meet up with him and he called me after they had dinner or whatever he's like yeah and one of his other friends was there too he's an actor also and i was like oh who was it and he's like uh i mean i think he's done some stuff like i recognize him he's like oh you know what he's from he's the injured soldier in uh the notebook i was like i was like are you talking about james marsden you're telling me that of all the things he's done he's the injured soldier

from the notebook to you like you're an adorable idiot also that he remembers that injured soldier i don't even know who that is no he was in that no me neither yeah it would have been like the prince in enchanted no right isn't he from yes that's what it wasn't pearl harbor it was definitely a notebook but i was like you sweet moron you're an idiot i love that that he doesn't know who anyone is anyone that's amazing i was like james marston he's an actor he looks familiar he's done some stuff like what he's like he's definitely a list is he no he's i don't know anything he's done i guess he's he's b-list like you know his face but you don't know anything about it you know he's an actor but you know his name if you see him somewhere you know that's james marston no

that's where he's b-list i wouldn't okay a list has to be like i know your name and your kid's name yeah yeah yeah okay okay so well great um james marston is hot he's short yeah he well Google says he's 5'10". I love that you Google everyone's height. I did, because he's so hot. I'm like, he has to be short. You know what? I did see him in life and he didn't give me tall vibes. But he's not short either. He's so cute

to me. He's got such a good face. I thought actually he would be a bigger star than he is. I thought he would be A-list, yeah. He could be like a Christopher Pine. He could be a Christopher Pine. No, Chris Pine is the next notch up of hotness. Oh, he's...

I hate how hot I think Chris finest because i want to hate him so much because he's like boy material you know what i watched the other day randomly with the hottest guy well used to be hottest guy in the world was fast and the furious and paul walker paul walker is like the hottest man that ever has walked this earth that is my white this he was my you don't agree he was my uh like in middle school i had those collages of like hot men he was always the man yeah like i had a poster in my closet of just pictures of just paul walker yeah i just think that nobody can say that he's not hot i feel like i'm not saying he's not hot but you said he's the he was my number one for a very long time i think

looking back i can't think of a guy that's more attractive than paul walker jtt oh god no jonathan taylor thomas gross do you even know what he looks like now i bet he's not hot Hanson. Okay. Are you ready for the summer movie preview? Sure. Yeah. Okay.

First step. Godzilla, king of the monsters. Tell me. Members of a cryptozoological agency monarch. No, please don't read the Godzilla. I think we understand what Godzilla is. Who's in it? No, I have to read you the synopsis.

This is part of the preview. Okay, go. Because you might not want to hear it, but the lady gang listeners might. They definitely don't. Godzilla, king of the monsters. members of the Cryptozoological Agency Monarch

face off against a battery of god-sized monsters including the mighty Godzilla it stars Millie Bobby Brown Kyle Chandler

from I love him Friday Night Lights and Vera Bradley Vera versus there's a Vera I know there's a woman

named Vera yeah she's nice oh I like her I don't want to see it though still Kyle Chandler's like top five actors

I still am not seeing that movie wrong choice Kyle I don't know who he is pass definitely don't need to see a Godzilla movie have you seen any Godzilla movies probably like the original one

when I was a kid do you believe in Godzilla do you believe in Godzilla should we make a sweatshirt do you believe in God and then Zilla on the back the director of the movie said he used to draw Godzillas in his bible when he was in like school

so he does believe in Godzilla okay next Rocketman a musical fantasy about that fantastical human story of Elton John's breakthrough years not played by Harry Styles instead stars

Taron Edgerton and Richard Madden here's the thing is like is it ever going to be Rami Malek as Freddie Freddie Mercury no better people the people

I haven't seen it no people say that because I said I think this is unfortunate timing for this movie because we just had this we just had this with Bohemian Rhapsody and it was done so well and it won the Oscar for Rami and it was like such a big deal so then they'd like have another musical biopic but allegedly this is more fantasy so like he floats and there's like weirdness it's not so like real biopic I kind of like that and apparently he's fabulous and that it's actually great and that people say that um the Queen musical you know the band had a final approval on the script elton really goes there with all

of his drugs and sex and rock and roll oh so he's a part of it yeah elton's a part of it but he didn't hold back about like i love heroin which is kind of fun cool i like it too when they do the biopic about someone who's still alive so that like you can know and enjoy them and also like know that it is factual or like that they're being portrayed in the way that they want they really yeah yeah and i like that it's kind of fantasy because i feel like if they did go just along the sort of normal lines of like whatever i have the funniest story about elton john what so this is gonna start with me being like and when i interviewed him but it's a funny story so i was in new york interviewing him for something it was like his final tour or whatever

and i he sits in a chair and he doesn't move like he's not standing up to greet you or whatever like he's in the chair and so i'm like oh can i take a picture with you and like you kind of have to like awkwardly kneel beside him to take a picture and so i'm like leaning beside him and i posted the picture to instagram and everyone thought it was a wax figure no look at madame is he waxy yeah he's waxy he's waxy and he has like this like face where he's like he's frozen does he have a facelift you think i don't know he looks much different in real life than he does in any picture you've ever seen of him interesting he's like about 35 000 pounds heavier in real life oh is he puppy you're a dick i he's an old man who had a drug problem

like 900 how old is alton john looking it up anyway okay i'm guessing like 70 yeah he's at least 75 72 72 yeah i mean he's like got old man bod which is fine he should have old man he is an old man bod yeah okay next next book smart directed by olivia wilde book smart looks into the relationship between two overachieving best friends who, afraid they missed out on partying in high school, decide to rectify that by partying all day and all night before graduation. It stars Jason Sudeikis, Caitlin Dever, and Beanie Feldstein. And you've seen this one.

I have seen it. And you liked it. It looks funny, and I'm glad. I really like that they cast two girls. You don't really know. You don't really know. I mean, you kind of know Beanie from, what is it, Lady Bird? Yeah.

I mean, she also comes from, like, a super, like, famous family, so that kind of hurts my soul. But she is actually funny. Yeah, she's funny. And the other girl is, too. So I like that they didn't cast, like, I hate when they try to make super hot or pretty girls really funny. Yeah.

You know? You can be super hot and funny. It's a different humor, though. I don't need that Sherlock girl with the giant boobs who's the model for Carl's Jr. to be this character. Right. Like, sometimes they'll do, like, female comedies, and they'll do, like, hot girls instead of funny girls yeah i mean hot girls can be funny but these girls are hot you know they're beautiful

girls but they're not like cheesy hot hollywood young girls yeah yeah they're like real they're real looking girls i like that yeah me too it is probably one of the best movies i've seen in the last 10 years good for you everyone should see it and support it and also olivia wilde female director yes and also i like the storyline of two overachieving best friends oh god moving on i would like to have an overachieved best friend that's it okay next you are your overachieving best friends i know okay next toy story four woody buzz lightyear and the rest of the gang embark on a we know what we know what to expect i think let's leave that description out i'm here for it i love toy story it's great you don't need the description i think everybody understands what

toy story is this is not like unless like wait did i hear no i get dark can i read this one can i just read it for the world to hear yeah i'm just thinking as a listener i don't need to hear it yes you do okay go woody buzz lightyear and the rest of the gang embark on a road trip with bonnie and a new toy named forky only to realize that everything they want from life is limited when you are a toy wow what do you think dark the cast is keanu reeves tom hanks patricia arquette jordan peel joan kresak laurie metcalf tim allen christina hendrix was keanu reeves and always in toy stores he's probably forky oh the night kianu was on ellen kianu was on ellen recently and he talked about how when he was doing speed he loved sandra bollock they both

loved each other they did well sandra sandy did ellen a while ago like but recent and in the interview she was talking about how she had such a crush on him he must not have been into her because like he never tried anything so then Keanu was on Ellen and then when he was there Ellen played the interview of Sandra Bullock saying she he must know yes and then he was like well that's weird because I also had a thing for her and I was like damn it if she were single right now they could be in love because he's single and that would have been just like the best full circle but it was so cute I would love for them to be together I just want Keanu to be happy is Keanu happy he feels like he's lost in the matrix

i feel like he can't figure out where he's i think he's happy i think he's like he's moderately happy yeah i think he's pretty happy he's very introverted happy in love yeah i feel like he needs to find that big love okay aladdin in a year of do you know who they should have cast as the genie will ferrell that was a major wrong way oversight that is such a random but i was thinking about it i was like here's the thing the shoes to fill from robin williams massive and i was like you need the this generation's version although they're probably around the same age but like another like comedic genius yeah will ferrell is one of the funniest smartest comedians like ever but who makes you like i feel like robin williams made you feel

a lot i think that i think will ferrell could have done it but will smith makes me feel nothing so anything other than will smith they really just him over with that first picture that they released well here's the problem i will say i have also seen this the first photo and first trailer terrible who's in charge fire those people i mean probably did get fired because there's a new one now um the movie is delightful is it it's so good and will smith is actually so good the cgi is questionable his neck is the wrong size for his head but other than they make it too big that's what they're supposed to do i thought because the cartoon had the genie had that thick neck yeah he looked like um it's like you can tell that the body is like really built you can tell it's not

his body and then they put the head on and sometimes the head is like not right in the right position i don't care i wish will ferrell was doing it i'm so pissed he's actually good okay late night this is something that we can i think we should go late night is the name late night is the movie desperate to avoid cancellation that's us famed host katherine Newberry hires Molly Patel to revitalize her late-night talk show. It stars Mindy Kaling, Emma Thompson, and John Lithgow. Ooh, great cast. John Lithgow, yeah.

I like that. I love all those people. I feel like this is a storyline I could get behind. Guys, it's going to be great because Mindy Kaling is also one of the funniest people on the planet. She's the best. Yeah. Wow.

I'm into it. I'm glad you didn't say Katherine Heigl because then I would know exactly what that movie was and I would not be out of work. It does sound kind of like a Katherine Heigl movie. Doesn't it? Yeah. Seems like a perfect plot for her. But hearing Mindy Kaling, I'm like, oh, there's...

It's different. Yeah, yeah. There's layers to your love. Yeah. I mean, it's a storyline that I can get behind. Yeah. You know? And I hope it has a happy ending.

And I hope ours does, too. Oh, my God. Okay. Next. Diarrhea. Last one. Once upon a time in Hollywood, a faded television... Oh, you know this is...

A faded television actor and his stump double strived to achieve fame and success in the film industry during the final years of Hollywood's golden era 1969 Los Angeles it stars Margot Robbie James Marsden your guy Leonardo DiCaprio Brad Pitt and Dakota Fanning is she Sharon Tate in that star-studded cast wait this wait is this the Charles Manson one no oh once upon a time in Hollywood I literally just gave you this no but there is there is the is she playing Sharon Tate in it? I saw a picture of her in a Sharon Tate wig. That could have been the Sharon Tate one. Well, I don't know

all the answers in this movie for you. It's Quentin Tarantino. Yes, Quentin Tarantino. Yeah, that is the Charles Manson one. Are you excited to see the rebirth of Brad Pitt? So that one, I think it's like four different storylines kind of going along at the same time. And one of them is the Charles Manson storyline. Yeah, I think you're right. Because Margot Robbie does play Sharon

Tate. Okay, great. For sure. Are you excited to see it? I will be seeing this. Wait, is Luke Perry in this movie? Yes. this is his last project did they finish it with him in it yeah

it's already it was already in the bag oh it was it's wrapped up well that's good hopefully it's a good movie to make out to well

go out on yeah oh to go out yeah it's gonna be great this is Quentin Tarantino I mean Quentin Tarantino is a fangirl I wish he could have been

like here to see it how it went I know womp womp sorry to end it on a sad note okay well on that note we were here for a long time

we were here for a good time a sad time love you guys Where Becca took you down. A sad place. Bye. Too sad. Enjoy your movies this summer, guys.

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