LadyGang - LG QUICKIE: The LadyGang Tour!

Episode Date: December 26, 2019

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It's time for a quickie. Podcast one presents the Lady Gang, the Hollywood girl posse with Lady Gang Quickie. Here's Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Let's make this quick. Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to the Lady Gang Quickie. I'm Becca here with Jack and Kelty. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Do you know what today is?

I always like wonder what Kelty's going to do. I know. We always are quiet to see what she's going to do. um do you know what today is it's 12 26 and it is a canadian national holiday called boxing day boxing day oh what do you do on boxing day box shop oh no in well i don't know i've made this up please someone tell me if it's true or not uh when people have asked me about boxing day i said that because wow sorry i was not breathing enough i was too i was singing too much because um because the birth of baby jesus uh it gives us christmas that people exchange presents on boxing day in

boxes i made i think i made it up i thought boxing day had something to do with like a sport no but also is it boxing day because it's like a shopping day and people would then shop on boxing you know what would answer our question google i'm gonna look it up right now okay anyway happy boxing day everyone and thank god well i guess it's not really over yet the holidays no no it's still going boxing day is my favorite day actually because growing up as a small child in canada on boxing day we'd always go over to these friends house for um and i think they're my cousins but i was so young that i didn't realize that i couldn't have crushes on them but it was weird but anyway we would go ice skating on the lake outside and

it was always like really fun because the guys were way older and they'd be like on their hockey skate beefy they'd be doing that like where you like we short stop and then all the ice flies up And I'd be like in my little, like, just getting moist, my figure skating and you're like, I can go fast too. Guys, I hate Christmas. Do you? But you're Jewish. I hate it so much every year.

Yeah. But we always celebrated. My mom's not Jewish. So like we celebrated Christmas more than Hanukkah. What do you hate about it? I hate. Yeah. What do you hate?

Scrooge. This is, I mean, this is like my dirty little secret. Every year I try so hard. I'm like, I'm not going to be Scrooge. I'm not going to be Scrooge. i don't like i think the decorations are stupid they're tacky there's no good way to do it and why my house is beautiful i also just don't the decoration i also think it's like so dumb to spend money on that you don't like a christmas tree i don't dislike it but it's not a part of

your heart like when i come downstairs now that my christmas tree is up right now and like i have an automatic timer so whenever dusk hits like the lights come up and it like makes me feel so festive and warm in my sleep here's my problem with that is to get that what's required to get that is to go and pick up a christmas tree and water that christmas tree every day i feel like the effort it's pre-lit does not equal the satisfaction that it should it took me 15 minutes to get my tree but it's fake it's fake i mean this comes in four pieces you have some christmas tree candles pre-lit is it pre-lit it's pre-lit you plug it in okay i could maybe get down. Honestly, I'll show you what tree to get. It's very easy. They really did. The technology

of Christmas has come around. The other part about Christmas. I don't know anybody who wants to spend that much time with family. And I have a great family. Like I have great in-laws. I have a great family. I don't dislike anybody in my family, but like that much sitting around a house staring at each other is just i get depressed i actually hit a place where i'm depressed you know what you need you need some antidepressants no you need some new christmas traditions i don't like traditions okay well this is this is crazy i don't it's like me chris and i like we have our own traditions so we don't sit around the house yeah but you guys have the ability to do that like we have a family that expects us to spend time with them you guys

you guys are dicks and you say no thank you for two hours just with you we do a breakfast and that's it and then we go to like our friend's house and play cards like i'm like i will make christmas myself yeah but that's the thing is most people don't have families that are cool enough to be like hey we get it you're not into it but like yeah our families are across the country so it takes a whole so it takes a whole thing and you don't have your own space like yeah that's a lot you don't have your own space it doesn't matter how comfortable the accommodations are it's not your own yeah it's like also it's like you have to wear a bra yeah you can have your nipples there you go like that's a problem for me i'm not inviting anyone over to christmas

morning because i don't wear pants there you go like i don't now you're in a bra i have to bring specific pajamas to bring like i have to go shopping for family appropriate pajamas family appropriate like it's stuff like that like if anybody out there anyways the reason i'm saying this is i'm not trying to be debbie downer you're such a scrooge i'm handling this way better than i have leading up to it i've been bitching like you wouldn't believe on this podcast funny you should see but i'm just saying my motion activated snowflake flood no thanks i have on the front of my house right no thanks it is what the fuck is a snowflake floodlight so it sits in the yard and when it becomes dusk it lights a giant snowflake pattern and then it moves so that like on your

house you don't even have children you know how the front of my house you enjoy it's like just beautiful snowflakes coming oh i actually want to get another one but i'm i am such a money saver that I'm waiting until they go on sale after Christmas. So today, Boxing Day, I should be looking for my next year's Christmas decorations. Yeah, I hope you find this. Godspeed. Wow. I'm only saying this because I think that it's like Instagram, and everybody's posting like,

we put up our lights and this and this, and we're cooking, baking cookies. It's so much fun. It's so amazing. I do, but I do think that most people that are doing that enjoy it. Nobody's being called it. I don't, I disagree. No one's forcing, this is not Christmas. Nobody's forcing you to make jail. No, but I think it's like people on Instagram feel obligated to show like,

yay, happy Christmas. Like, I'm going to make cookies and I'm going to show it on Instagram. Like, I think that there are people out there who are like, I don't get this. Let us know. There have to be people that, like, kind of dread the holidays. They do. And they're in Palm Springs. But they can be.

It's like some people don't have the option to be a selfish dick at Christmas and be alone. Well, if you need people to like you, then you have to. My family? Yeah, I do. Like, my family knows we're on a plane. Bye. Yeah. But, like, you have family that's different.

Like, it's, like, our family, that's, like, we don't get to see them that much. And, like, if we didn't do it, it's, like, it's so dick. And they would take it personally even though it's not personal. Okay. Well, when we come back, we're going to talk about things that are not Christmas. I want you guys, every time I do this, I'm always right. So, you guys, for those ladies out there who have similar feelings to me about the holidays, please feel free to voice those on the Facebook page.

And I can't wait for Alex to text me and be like, oh, my gosh, so many people are so glad you're talking about what bullshit decorating cookies is on christmas i love christmas i love christmas come back the lady gang all right we're back the 2019 was all about the year of our touring our summer tour so i would like to share some stories oh the first story is when i made becca is this shocking that the story is about kelty no it's not i have so many stories okay go when you made me wear ugly costumes well i would like to retitle so we're going to tour so many times in our life like with lady gang i'm renaming this tour someone get jack a pair of scissors because literally what happened this entire tour was we'd be in the city and we'd be like okay is

everything ready yes do we have the merch table yes are the doors open yes are we in the right place yes is it sold out yes it is do we have the wine yes do we get the pictures yes what are you wearing what are you wearing whatever okay what's the topic who's our guest yeah yeah yeah and then literally it was just we were dealing so many things and it was just jack 45 minutes straight looking around the green room being like does anyone have a pair of scissors does anyone you know what you're getting for christmas for me travel scissors you can't have travel scissors kelty yes yes you can you can put in a carry i travel with eyebrow scissors you cannot cut a t-shirt with eyebrow scissors jack wanted to cut her t-shirts into crops in every city and she never

wore the same t-shirt twice and every city she just looked around for 45 minutes for someone to bring her a scissor and it was scissors were not readily available i want to make a note right now for 2020 tour our tour writer will have a scissor a scissor yeah bottle of prosecco and some scissors okay don't forget jack it's very but we won't be wearing our merch oh you're right well we might we might i'm sure there's still going to be something that jack's going to listen i can i can turn anything into a crop talk okay now i'm going to tell a story called the airport story so we flew a lot on this tour to every city and what was so funny is one of the cities i think it was one of the first weekends we were flying american which i'm concierge key which you all

know and i was so excited i was so excited to show off my chops my concierge key chops so i was like come on guys i'll get you into the lounge and then it was really fucked up because they were like you can only bring in two guests so it was me jack becca and alex right and i no it was the three yeah wait what are you talking are you talking about the upgrade no i'm talking about the time that i couldn't bring you in the lounge where did i go i was like sorry they're it was like one of the cities and they were like they'll only let one of you in the lounge and i had to pick between you guys and i picked becca because i had put you on the upgrade list yeah that a week before well the thing that's up about concierge key is one of us is always going to be

left out and it's never going to be you i got your first upgrade but then we didn't we didn't get to use it oh right because we got our flight canceled and then alex was like having a meltdown i could see it in her eyes where she was like oh my god the flight's gonna be canceled oh my god because it was like weather or something anyway the flight did get canceled oh i forgot about that so then i didn't get to use the upgrade you didn't get to use the upgrade anyway the next city you gave it to jack i gave it to jack did you get it yes yeah you guys were sitting in first class and oh yeah we're in the bullshit american airlines like 800 year old airplane yes that had power no power we love you american though but to be fair that flight was like an hour

so it wasn't like two was it i don't even remember anyway um okay next topic sharing a room together all summer long well everybody hated my ipad watching so you mean your ipad mixed with your loud music loud music your your pods that would die after you'd fallen asleep so then it cuts back onto the ipad so i'm hearing curb your enthusiasm all night yes and then also your phone with your fingers tapping on it yeah because you're on instagram nails close to your mic so everyone can hear like tap it this is what it's like to live with asmr the home would hold up let's give it a moment of silent five six seven eight oh my god sounds like rain well you'd be like you're like it's almost i would rather you be someone that was with me that had keyboard clicks

enabled on their phone that's what it's like well as bad as it is for you guys it's worse for me because i can't sleep well we know why because it's like you're on the moon when you're in bed devices at your face the blue lights you need blue light i'm like no shit this girl needs sleeping pills no i do but if i don't have that i start going into like an anxiety spiral like i I need it as a white noise. Thank you for sending us into the spiral. Now I'm in a spiral. I really think I am going to try to go to like a hypnotist to try to get me to sleep

or something. I would love you to go to a sleep study. I need to. What's going on in there? I don't know. It's all. It's in your head. Once you start to think that you can't fall asleep.

Oh, that's it. How you. I spiral so fast and then it's just like the anxiety starts. I also just think as you get older, it's harder because it's even more bullshit. Speaking of iPads, my iPad got stolen in Los Angeles. I wonder who stole it Some dirt bag they caught on camera They did? It wasn't somebody at the show?

No Tell the story Becca So we were really crazy about security We needed a lot of it because we're so famous Because I don't trust anyone And I think it's terrifying Nowadays So we were like let's get really good security

It is true That lady who was on The Voice got murdered at one of her shows And she was playing the same venues as us Anywhere that there's a lot of people is a scary place to be so we had security so we had security and we hired extra security not just the one that comes with the venue so we hired extra security and we were like hey we were in downtown la which is already can be like some shady areas and what's such bullshit is that the security that we hired in the video he like is watching the guy walk in and take your ipad a man

walked off the street into the venue not one person asked him it's a the lady gang show a single man a boy a rare yes he walked up to the mini mall took the ipad and left and security was right there and security was like it's fine the ipad's worth like 20 bucks but well it wasn't trouble it was an early generation ipad i give you that it doesn't even have a camera on it like i'm fine with that and the venue had to replace it and i got a new ipad with a camera so live my best life we got our money back from security yeah we did we didn't have to pay for it well obviously it sucked scary like what's the point thank god you just stole your ipad you could have taken my anal virginity well here's the thing i was mad

about the ipad and i was like who steals stuff and then it made me feel better that it wasn't one of our girls yeah it was a stranger off the street but then our girls did steal merch people stole merch people stole the fucking merch and we knew we know who you are we know who you are we saw it we just want to say something if you are karma that down on your luck send me an email i'll get you a t-shirt no don't say that don't say that it's too much you're gonna get like five screenshot your bank account approved us you're broke it's just don't steal you know stealing is so especially from not a huge corporation like it's it's all bad but it's We're not Peloton.

Yeah. Right. It's like steal from Walmart or whatever. But like don't steal from us. Or don't. You know, anyway. Just don't steal. But definitely don't steal from little guys.

Yeah. And then a beautiful girl. Were we in San Francisco? No. We were. Where were we that we got the dolls? That was in Texas. Doll gate.

Tell us the story, Jack. Bobble gate. Bobble gate. So one of our lady gangers gave us these custom made little bobble heads that are so cute that you have our names on it. We're holding little lady gang things. I'm like, I think I'm holding a Bujo. They're so cute.

But anyway, she gave it to us. Oh, no, we're holding Mike. Oh, I'm holding an Emmy. Like, it's so great. It's completely custom. She gives us these dolls. It's so adorable. It was during our meet and greet, so we kind of put them to the side.

Yep. Then one of our drunker lady gangers. Very drunk. Steals the dolls. Takes them hostage. Takes them hostage. Hostage. Then messages one of us.

Yeah, they're in the bar next door to the venue taking photos with the baubles, being like, if you want them come get them yeah like i did we had to send one of the one of the girls who worked at the venue who's so sweet yeah to go to go we do not uh condone this something but also we had like a flight to catch otherwise we would have probably gone to the bar i would have gone and had a shot with them but in one of our cities we went to the after party it was so fun but anyway don't steal our shit guys well she's probably wasted but also again don't steal But also, um, we had some boyfriends, significant others that came to the shows that then sent us dirty messages on Instagram.

Let's talk about it. So I'm not going to get specific here cause I don't want to, I don't want to meddle feathers cause I don't know the sitch anymore. But, um, you know, the only men there were really just boyfriends and that got dragged there and like we interacted with some of them. Ken, who asked me to officiate his wedding. Yes. Oh yes.

Yes. So, but girls, I don't know. I'm not going to say any names. I'm not going to go with any detail, but we got some dirty messages from- Your boyfriends. Your boyfriends. So I want you to go right now into their DMs, and I want you- If you brought a boy to the show.

If you brought a boy to the show. Make them show you their phone right now. Make them show you their DMs to Becca Tobin. Yeah, that's what I'm going to say. Look up their DMs to Becca Tobin. Yep, that's it. Oof. Damn!

Okay. Don't stay with that guy. That's all I'm going to say. He's not your husband yet, which is good news. So ladies, if you're married, don't worry. It's an easy out. It's not a divorce. Yeah.

It's a boyfriend. It's a boyfriend. Maybe now a fiance, which is terrifying. Yeah. I know. And I was going to say, I made a little note, like the boys in the audience were a highlight for me. I loved them.

And like, other than this person, you were delightful. Yeah. And like, you really came to play, and you came with your girls to a stupid show called lady gang and you like listen to us do that ridiculousness and i just you're i remember this one guy in like a spicy pepper shirt and like i just i just appreciate you boys honestly every guy because it's if you guys never went to the shows we would just troll and roast any guy that we saw especially if they're near the front row it was so fun but every guy was such a good yeah there's sport there's such good sports every guy just went along with it we were such dicks to

them so yeah you girls have chosen some pretty good guys except the one that messaged me will you move that candle away from the plastic yeah it's gonna melt okay um the dance costumes just quickly i forced becca to wear costumes all summer and it was so great and then i tried to post a picture of her in her american costume and she was like it makes me want to barf whenever i see these pictures please never post them again it's a highlight for me i think it was yeah i know i think it was so brilliant the meeting of the nations on stage a canadian versus an american in a dance off it was okay it was fine honestly like not that i was glad that you broke your foot but like oh my god that's so but it was really nice that you guys didn't do the dance you didn't

want to dance do i so fun jack it was a great way to start our show did you not think it was great it was fun becca did you not think it was great it was fun it was fun it was fun but i hate like next time we can wear a better costume do you want to just do it in a lady gang t-shirt next time i thought a costume made it let's discuss let's just discuss we'll work before we leave though i just wanted you guys to know that there's several websites on how to deal with holiday depression i'm just gonna put it out i'm sure there is thank you well you're acting like i'm completely alone but it's probably you're part of the problem by making people feel alone it's It might be people that have shittier families.

No. I'm not saying holiday depression isn't real. What I'm saying is holiday decorations are great. To some. You can be depressed during the holidays and still put up a tree. They're not mutually exclusive. But wanting to do that is hard. You don't have to.

Right. Okay. Yeah. I hear you. I'm just sticking up for the lesser people in the moment. Okay. Okay? I just want to say three.

That's what we're supposed to do with the Lady Gang. Right. You're not alone. I want to say three things really quick. I just want to give credit where credit's due. Becca Tobin started the leopard skirt at the Lady Hangs. Yeah, thank you. I took credit for it later.

Becca started it. I want to say a highlight of my life was us singing the Chris Knight Appreciation song in tandem. Yeah, that was great. And then you doing a high kick. That was very cute. It was so special. I watch that video on repeat all the time on my phone. I don't remember doing a high kick.

Like when I went, so like we did the chorus and then I did the verse because no one knows the verse but me and like a few people. And then we went back into the chorus, like the wrap up at the end and you did a high kick with it. And it was so special to me. Oh, Chris Knight. And then I just want to say the last thing is that I'm so, I want to apologize to my friends, Jack and Becca, for trying to make your fathers ring dildos. Oh, it's okay. I'm sorry.

It was inappropriate. My dad doesn't care. No, I know. But like, I shouldn't have pressured you like that. Like, I just, that's what I'm talking about for this new year. That's what you're apologizing for? I feel like there's like 500 things on top. I know.

But that was one where I made it awkward, where I just went ahead. We would have been able to stick up to you. I made the dildo bells on my own I didn't seek approval I did not do approval and I felt guilty because I wouldn't want my dad to ring a dildo bell

I'm just shocked that this is what you're choosing to apologize for there's two really things okay well better luck for 2020 happy boxing day happy boxing day everyone we weren't here for a long time we were here for a good time

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