LadyGang - LG QUICKIE: Throw Jac's Feet Off The Table!

Episode Date: May 9, 2019

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Hey guys, the following podcast is a Lady Gang Network and Podcast One production, which means it's going to be awesome. Podcast One presents the Lady Gang, the Hollywood girl posse with Lady Gang Quickie. Here's Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Let's make this quick. Hello, hello, hello. God, I have a bubble in my throat. Welcome to the Lady Gang Quickie.

Sorry. we just saved you guys from what jack's not wearing shoes so what her foot is on the table okay it's on the floor we just saved you guys from hearing about kelty at the met gala yeah let's not talk about that we're gonna talk about it again she was complaining that she had to buy her own shoes and get her own you know who has to buy their own shoes and their own dresses everybody else in the world too i know it's just annoying i'm sure it's also annoying for a normal person to have to buy their own clothes. Do you want to hear what really happened? I'll give you the BTS, um, between behind the scenes. So the dress that I wore to the Met Gala was a couture

piece made by an Australian designer. And I saw it custom made for someone else. And I was like, this is perfect for me. So I was like, can I please also borrow it? I, even though it's not custom made for me, because a lot of times when it was custom made for this, like Australian person, I've never seen before in my life, not even like a Delta Goodrum. It was like no one I knew and she looked gorgeous so like sometimes when people make a custom dress they like take it back after like i'll make you this dress but i'm taking it back for my archives right yeah so anyway the couture person was like couturier was like send me your measurements i will adjust it on the mannequin here to your measurements and then send it your way so i had like the team here

at cbs measure me we did like top to bottom like how big's your little toe like all that stuff sent the measurements over the dress arrives it's like the size of a soup can the waist and i was like huh i tried to put it on the metric system you guys oh my god she did it in centimeters she did the inches in centimeters are we on the metric system metric is what canada's yeah okay okay so the rest of the world yeah yeah so like it would say like waist six and we met six inches and she meant and she took or like you know it's like shoulder to back or whatever like six inches they thought it was six centimeters which is 2.5 inches how small so the dress this i'm like who looks at this makes a human can fit in there but anyway so the dress like basically the zipper was

completely open like an open back it would not close at all we had to add six inches of fabric who did you add the fabric here yeah did they have matching fabric well they had a belt on the dress And we cut some of the belt up Oh my god It's just been It was a nightmare But god I looked beautiful You know what I mean

You did You just slayed She slayed Slayed that carpet Slayed Anyway How are you guys doing We're so good

It's May bitches April showers bring May flowers It's gonna be May It's almost my B day What are you gonna do this year Jacqueline I'm gonna visit Jared Get the fuck out of LA What are you guys gonna do

As opposed to what you normally do Oh my god I never I don't you're here for three days a month she is i don't like being i hate birthdays i don't like being in los angeles for my birthday i don't want to do anything for my birthday so i'd rather go out and do something elsewhere to not have the pressure on it because if i stay home i still don't want to do anything but then i kind of have that weird like birthday blues sort of thing

birthday fomo not birthday fomo like i just don't like it like it makes me feel icky so well i have a question for you when you're like i gotta get out of town because when i look on the lady and calendar it's like every weekend ever is like jack out of town are you actually in town and you just don't want me to make you do things tell me the truth no she's actually no i'm actually out of town where do you where are you going lots of places what places tell me now i don't know tell me you know i'm going to vegas at the end of may you're gonna be gone that weekend too i'm like i'm going labor day what are we going to do something on actual memorial day bet i'm going on vacation on memorial day too yeah like a lot of the times i'm out of town

becca is also out of town not because she saw yours first so mine is all fucking weddings it's not enjoyable how are you still going to this many weddings how many friends do you have no i'm so glad none of my friends are getting married yet i don't want to go to weddings oh no the beginning of your wedding time is amazing but we're on we're older than you all All of ours, yeah, all of ours are on the East Coast, too. Oh, that sucks. Which is really brutal. You have to spend a whole day traveling.

Congratulations, everyone. Aren't you a bridesmaid in anything? No, that's what's lovely is that at this point in our lives, no one does bridesmaids. No one does bridesmaids anymore. Yeah. Oh, my God. It's really nice. The Lady Gang.

My idea is that I have a great idea for an app. Oh, God. Don't say it out loud and let somebody steal it. We're never going to make this app. Okay. Are you sure? I'm 100%. We'll cut it out.

Okay, you know when you're like, we should exchange numbers. Instead, you put your thumbprint on someone else's phone and automatically your information, your sharebook. This app already existed like 10 years ago. No, no, no. Isn't it called like bumping? It's called bump. No, no, no, no. That's just the first part.

You're insane. What's the second part? The person has your thumbprint. Then they can frame you for a murder. No, no. I would. Oh, my God. You got it.

See, when you do this, no, no, no, no, no, no. When you share information, it also shares that little photo that is available on an iPhone for a photo of the person. What? Okay. You know how you can, I can upload my contacts for Becca and Jack and put a photo that every time you call the photo comes up. But unless you take the time to do that, the photo is just blank.

It's nothing. But when you thumbprint automatically, the photo comes out. Then, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, like a Tinder when you're not seem like a hard app to make it probably already. Okay. Listen, this is the best part. So say I'm walking to Jones on third. Okay.

Which is up the street. Okay. All of a sudden, one of my contacts is in the vicinity and what pops up alert. I don't want Michaela Tobin is close. This is like a stalker's dream. Oh my God. So then if you run into Michaela Tobin at Jones on first, she's like in line and you're like, what's up, Michaela?

Hey girl. Like you remember her name and her face because I don't know where my contacts are. Are they around me? Are they saying hello to me? And I don't want them. This is terrible. But this is all, this can be used by a stalker to find. Why would a stalker have my contacts?

Because they could find your contact. You can't find a contact. You have to thumbprint the contact into the friend's phone. And that there is the pathway forever. So what if they thumb printed into the phone? Like he thought you met a nice guy. He turned out to be a freak. You're probably going to delete him from your phone and then he won't have access to your

territory. Okay. Well, what's this app called? The app is called go yourself, Jack. I hope you enjoy it. Do you think that's too long? Do you think Mr. Wonderful just like, just would ever invest a dollar in this? Probably.

Honestly, it might be better. it can come with the muffler oh my god a free download to go yourself jack honestly i heard about a friend who's going on the shark on shark tank with like a way less impressive idea than the muffler probably so they gotta accept it i all yeah well they get grilled i don't know i don't think the muffler i should we should have gotten so grilled there was multiple offers for the muffler there was somebody yeah like people like not investors but people being like that's a great idea i could use that well you can also show us the money dude what if mark cuban will take our muffler idea and make it reality do you think it's the name no i think it's a genius name

who has a contact to mark cuban i do we have the same lawyer yeah oh why didn't he come on our show they tried they tried he wasn't available he's a busy man is he married yeah and he also owns the dallas hockey team or something i think it's a baseball no it's not cowboys mavericks mavericks oh just stupid name for a sports team that's pretty dumb but come to see the dallas lady gang tour we're so excited to see you um you guys what are you doing this summer on summer vacation we don't have a summer vacation no we definitely okay the tv show is gonna wrap up yeah wrap it up in a nice box this month it's going to be done the book is going to be completed and turned in all we're going to have to do is podcast we can do that from anywhere where are we going oh my god

we just we need to go to bali wasn't that didn't we decide on that we got offered a trip to bali i think we have to pay for our own flights which i don't want to have to pay for flights still looking for a flight sponsor still looking for a flight sponsor for the lady gang tour i mean the lady gang goes my beef with how are all these influencers getting everything sponsored Qatar Airlines is a big sponsor. We don't need them sponsoring us. They're a big sponsor? They do all the influencer bullshit.

Alaska does, too. What the hell, Alaska? Alaska, I'm way cooler than that girl I just saw posting about you. That has, like, 100,000 followers? Yeah. What are you saying about people that have 100,000 followers? Again. Anyway, I hate you both.

When we come back, we're going to talk more. The Lady Gang. Jack, do you think you'll get engaged this summer? Nope. Are we recording right now? Yes. Oh. We're making a podcast show.

Do you, have you showed Jared your Pinterest board of rings yet? Yeah. He knows exactly what I want my ring to look like. What do you want? Double halo? Yes, double halo. No, we've always been, like, very open and, like, communicative about all that shit since the very beginning.

Is communicative a word? Yeah. Yeah. That's a great word. I just, I'm at a point, too, where I'm like, I don't want you to surprise me. Like I want to, I want to be, it's, I think engagements are so funny that like, I feel like it should be a mutual thing that you're deciding together. Like, I don't want you to put all this money and energy into something and not know if

I'm even down. Zach and I got into the biggest fight about this before we got engaged. You did? Yeah. Cause I was like, I don't want, I don't want something that I haven't picked out. I don't either. Absolutely not. And he got like really pissed about it.

You picked it out though, right? No. he did a good job but if he didn't i would have been pissed like if it wasn't a good job yeah but not so much about the ring like but you had talked about being married yeah we'd have like conversations about it yeah yeah you guys have had conversations because my first husband well you'll read about this in lady gang book but like we never talked about marriage and then one day i just woke up and he surprised me by proposing well that's the thing that i think is so i mean i like the guy but like right well that's what i think is so weird sometimes about some couples where

they're like i'm waiting and like you're waiting for years and years and years and it's like it shouldn't just be the guy's decision like that's what i've never understood and the older i get the more i'm like i just want to be on the same page with you i want this to be a mutual thing i don't need to be surprised like the jig is up with all that kind of shit like i'm going to be 32 in like a month you know do you think that you will be upset if he doesn't hire a photographer to capture them i don't need the moment like i don't really yes yes i really don't yes don't ever do that again that's gross yes yes you need the i i my wish for all couples is that someone's there to photograph your engagement i disagree i don't but again it's like i don't think it's

going to be a surprise like we're when he's going to be like hey jack put your lipstick on let's go get engaged i don't know i just he's definitely gonna surprise you i know he'll want to do something i know exactly how let's each do how we would propose to jack okay okay so jack you're playing cornhole perfect you're dangerous by the way they have a competition on espn oh my god did you watch it i i literally watched 10 seconds and was sad and changed oh my god i watched it for like two hours i loved it oh my god it was the best sports i've ever watched so she's playing cornhole she's day drinking. And then she like gets a whole bunch in the hole and she goes to walk up and collect her beanbags. And at the bottom of the hole, the ring is there. And then he turns around

and Jared's kneeling on the little wooden plank. And then, and then dad is behind your tree. Dad's definitely going to have a camp. By professional photographer, it's going to be my dad because he will not let this moment happen without it being recorded by himself it's true he's with a camcorder with a camcorder can we go i don't even know how you viewed those videos what is he doing with this footage it comes on like a tape because the last time we did a lady hang we paid someone to film us to make like a mini commercial we didn't know dad was going to be there with this camcorder didn't have to probably person we could have gotten for free my dad also so the main played a concert like two

weeks ago my dad filmed the entire thing and he was like i had to take a break because my arm was hurting i was like you didn't need to do this in the first place why does he film everything watch it it'll go in like a random container this is an interesting quirk it is but he's always been like that like ever forever are there baby videos of you yes like millions my entire life was basically documented and so fun he can't find which is great like when i get older and like i want to show my kids but like i won't be able to find any of them you need to do that that thing where you can send it in and everyone digitizes it. I know.

I'm doing that with all my files this summer. What kind of files? Is it every time you've been on TV? Please don't tell me it is. No, but I have like, no, not all that's digital. It's like my jazz solos from like 1987 that came on VHS or like. Oh, okay. Like things that are going to go up.

I had a camcorder during my cruise ship days and like filmed everything. So I've never, there's those tiny little eight millimeter tapes. So I need to like put those out and watch them again. Let's watch them together. Because I'm really mad because I'm watching the Fosse-Verdon show and I did Fosse on the cruise ship and I was the frug girl and I really want that footage so I can put on my Instagram. I don't know what that is.

I unfortunately do. Anyway. Okay. So dad's going to be there. Okay. Well, this episode's over, but on the next episode, I'd like to call your dad and ask him what he's doing with all this footage. Yeah.

Okay. Bye. We weren't here for a long time. We're here for a good time. escalated quickly hey guys thanks so much for listening to the lady gang you can subscribe if you love the show and check out new episodes every tuesday and thursday on podcast one or wherever you get your favorite podcasts follow us on social at the lady gang or follow us personally at kelty at becca at jack bannock and head on over to our website the lady gang.com to

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