LadyGang - LG Quickie: Twas the night before LADYWORLD...

Episode Date: October 2, 2025

The night before LadyWorld opened its gates, we set up shop at the legendary Porto Palace and hit record for one of our rawest live shows yet. Powered by our friends at Goodwipes, this special episode captures all the pre-festival jitters: the excitement, the fears, the behind-the-scenes chaos, and yes—our inevitable meltdowns. From last-minute production hiccups to wondering if anyone will actually show up, we lay it all out with unfiltered honesty and plenty of laughs. Think of it as the ultimate sleepover confessional—equal parts nerves, sass, and sisterhood—before the big weekend that changed everything.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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and kelty if you're not watching this on video stop right now yeah go to youtube and do that because this is a first well i want you to picture in your head where would be the weirdest place for us to be podcasting right now like think about it really really hard and you probably still won't get the answer where are we kelty we are uh in the good wipes porta palace now there was much disclosure in the facebook group oh my god are we going all the way to florida and we're gonna have you know what are they called uh oh my god and we're like have you met the lady gang no we gave you a porta palace the floor is gold tile the walls are a beautiful emerald green the toilet is gold the sink is it's a throne and there are good wipes to wipe your butt because sexy girls

use butt wipes there's nothing worse than a skid mark truly oh god and you know what the only thing that can can ensure that you are not going to take a poo poo at a festival get home for the end of the night you're taking your clothes off and then you see a little skid mark and you're like i walked around a hot festival just cooking well and you know at a festival it's like maybe you're eating kind of shitty food maybe you're drinking a lot of drinks maybe you're drinking way too much caffeine and like accidents happen and this is why we're here it's a psa and we've been here all day we are hot it is humid it is 80 degrees and i will tell you that this is not just for the butt it can be for anything i would pit slits it right now like pits and slits yeah pits

and slits but what a day we've had so we want to thank good wipes because this episode is brought to you by them and they are here on site uh giving away stuff in our gifting suite this is just such a wild experience and i can't believe i'm sitting here right now also you know when people are like oh you can flush that you can flush that they're so confident that they are flushable that they are putting they're providing the wipes for people to use in their port-a-palace they know the port-a-palace is safe take it yeah yeah that's really putting your money where your mouth is this is really where i appreciate science you know this is this is the area that i'm looking for science to excel in and it has and it has i don't care about anything else thank you for

meeting us where we're at yeah perfect and if you've noticed we do have ring lights lighting us up uh for today's episode if you can't see me it's because i have a spray tan i chose dark because i was going to the beach and i'm cooking i had planned to shower by this point yeah i'm also marinating in mine you are but yours looks good it does yeah thank you i'm you can't even see me no i'm just a shadow self but basically um last night everyone you guys jack flew in earlier in the week and she has been holding it down i basically live here now i've been she's a local i'm a local i can tell you all the places to go still pompano joe's is number one pompano joe's is number one i am going tonight because i have to get it in before lady world weekend really

kicks off um no but it's been amazing i love to be the one that's here because i've basically been on vacation and uh it's been great it's kind of easy at this point at the very end i'm like why why is it so easy it's almost so easy that we're here we're having like delusions that we're gonna to do this again yeah right now i was like it's not so bad it's so cute the girls are gonna love it i'm like no kelty no this is a one-time only one-time only here's what happened i got i so i flew all night my flight was delayed yeah i took an ambient to sleep so i was out justin sylvester was on my flight we saw each other in the airport we both took pills to sleep for our layover and we just kind of like boozed around my flight was delayed so i was late and when we landed it was

hurricane and i was like it was pouring rain at the air and i was like god damn it lady gang like what the this always happens to us it's my fault it's jack it's my fault jack brings bad weather everywhere she goes because i'm obsessed with the weather and i hate rain so much that i like try to will it away so much that the energy is still being put out there so it brings it in i looked at her today and i said jack you have to stop checking the weather this is what we're this is the karmic lesson we're learning if you just chill don't think about it it's like when you don't care about something it actually works out much better than it was going to if you obsess have you checked it since i told you not to i knew it i'm gonna have jared delete it the app

oh my god no i need it i need like rehab for weather but then we got here my driver was like no no no when you get to the beach it won't be raining we had a little rain we had a little slight five hour rain delay on the setup yeah and then it's just humid and we're like in the tropics and we've been setting up all day yeah um and it's just like teamwork makes the dream work the stage is massive i forgot how big it is it makes me feel so small and i knew it would because we have our little director's chairs up there and we're used to being on like a winery stage which is i don't even know if they have a stage yeah um so yeah we're very tiny up there usually there's a band rocking and rolling around there but it's just us but i'm so proud

like when you walk around all the things are getting set up we have all these surprises but the coolest thing that's happened to me today was well first of all when i was in the airport where people were screaming for me so thank you so much she's a slut we were walking from where the gifting suite is to the festival grounds and there was girls on the balconies of aerial dunes already partying and one of the girls was like you can probably see my vagina from down there and i was like lady world has begun yes this is our ladies we're in full swing full swing if i don't see a random stranger's vagina like what are we even doing and then you know you can do a little wipe yeah good wipe it's perfect full circle i should have thrown one up there for

well they're giving away a lot of wipes a lot of everyone will be well whipped yes well whipped well wiped um and you know then we did the merch and we're backstage and chris knight is here jared's like we're just it is just a very very wild feeling that like tomorrow everyone's going to be walking through the doors i don't even know what to expect me either i'm so nervous i'm so nervous so and then the other thing is i'm doing well this will be over by then i'm doing you know a small performance and then i'm going to change into my tropical i'm going to change into my tropical outfit and chris heard that i was going to change like off the side of the stage and he was like well we need to get you a pipe and drape and he like went to all the people here and like

ordered up a pipe and drape and then wow our part our event planner was like we're trying to get you this pipe and drape like we have to find someone in the city that brings it because like everything that's been is here has been ordered for months yeah and i said chris and i can hold up a towel yeah like i'm fine yeah you know what i mean like we peed in cups we're all family at this point No, you could just like literally honestly do it on what they're not going to see in the bodysuit. Like there would be fine. They can see the outline of her non-shaped body. Well, I know this is airing after this weekend, but I am just so interested to see what the new reveal is going to be.

Me too. Did you make a little surprise for us? I'm so happy. Surprise. Surprise. I'm just really I'm so happy to be here. And I I just like we did it. We did it.

We're in a port-a-potty. We're in a port-a-potty. I could take a poop right now. Wow. What if the key to your constipation is the port-a-palace? I just need to be in a gold, luxurious port-a-palace. Actually, following up, since we are talking about bums on this episode, after your colonoscopy, how many days did it, like, did you go back to being constipated or have you stayed fun?

Immediately. Stayed fun. Even after everything got flushed out, I'm like, I still feel bloated. And, well, that's why I'm like, maybe it's something else. This is for a different podcast. But, you know, I do have a good port-a-potty story. You do? Yeah.

Well, I have a good one, too, for Jared. Perfect. So there's this festival. I don't know if it happens anymore, but it happened all the time in Atlanta. It was called Music Midtown. And as a teen, it was really what we looked forward to going to because it was like freedom as a teenager. It was felt very adult and very fun. And I went with this boy that I liked and a group of people, if you will.

And I go to the port-a-potty, the line of stinky port-a-potties that God knows what happens. Just sizzling. Just like a chili. And, you know, everybody's drinking pretty heavily, especially this boy that I liked because he was, well, actually he ended up having an issue with it. So that's pretty dark. So I'm in the port-a-potty and he thought it would be fun to like come over and like shake it while I was in it. No. And it sloshed up.

It tipped over. No. I fell to the ground. No. Uh-huh. In the port-a-potty. all the blue stuff comes flying out of the toilet and i'm screaming they can't and it felt forward you can't get out i can't get out i can't get out wait it felt forward forward onto the door

onto the door so i am trapped i'm screaming i didn't know it was him so i i was thinking this is an assault i don't know who this is it's still an assault it's still an assault and for all the senses yes it was so oh my god that's like a biohazard disgusting they lifted me back up he felt terrible as he should as he should um but that was i think of it every time i'm in a porta potty but not this one that's so isn't that devastating sonnet insurance wants to know what would you do with an extra hour in your day and more money in your pocket with sonnet you can quote and buy home and auto insurance online or over the phone your choice on your time whatever works best for you and canadian university and college alumni could save over two thousand

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in here no and they moved him and they placed him back down he was still in there while he was in so he has a little bit of a fear of port-a-potty so he definitely will be using this maybe he and I need to go to some sort of support program I know

there has to be at least port-a-potties in there yeah oh my god well I wish I had a good port-a-potty story now you might have one after this weekend maybe maybe I mean I will say that I knew so my best friend Katie is coming to Lady World I think she's here now

and you know she is like this whole time we've been like oh my god is it gonna be nice enough like it's outside it's on the beach like what are we gonna do how do we make it fancy and then I think about Katie who like literally got married in a field yeah and we had outhouses in every it was like tents

and outhouses and I was like you know what we need to calm down like we're gonna be fine everything's gonna be fine it's gonna be fun we're gonna be drunk what more do you need so cute yeah i'm excited so cute i also love that like the fear now that it's over i can say this like everyone's so scared of me because i'm a nut and i've been so mean during this process i've like yelled at everyone i've written shitty texts to everyone i like full keltied i melt down many times yeah and like looking the guy like paul like paul with

the boxes i've got a million emails with and like well they got delivered i don't know paul find the box and he's just looking at me he's like oh you're kelty like it's been it's been quite fun i'm really scared of you for sure this is such a lesson because you know there's so much online bullying and trolling and all the things really truthfully it's i am also a bully on email sometimes and then you see the people and you're just so mortified by yourself you wish you could go back in time but this is why people we need face to face more like i don't want it fork to fork we need to fork to fork we need to fork to fork should we tell the story of fork to fork now no no is what out yet what oh it's only an inside joke it's an inside joke with us i think we should

maybe wait no fork to fork is perfect for in here all right okay so we were talking about there's this this group of people we can't say who but they were doing some kind of fan interaction activity yeah and we happened to stumble upon it not here at lady world yeah um stumbled upon it on the internet and it seems that these people who are quite famous yeah famous are offering not just to do meet and greets and take photos with fans but they are doing a meal with people yeah jeff lewis does the same thing like have a dinner it's ten thousand dollars or whatever and god must be nice the breakdown of like what the evening would entail finished with we're going fork to fork and this is when we were like geek lady world is gonna kill us and we're like i never

want to go fork to fork i don't even want to leave my house so we then had like we were in just meltdown mode meltdown mode and we just looked each other and it was the funniest thing like i've never thought anything was funnier becca looked and she goes i would never i never want to go fork to fork with anyone not even you and we're like yeah we don't go to fork to fork so now it's like our bar yeah of who we want to spend time with yes like who do you want to go fork to fork with yeah i really cocktail hour that's one thing but going fork to fork that means you're sharing a meal with this person looking at them in the eyes for over an hour spending time and this is like almost even for the means you have to say can you pass the butter pass the salt literally

but also this is a good dating thing it's like should you go fork to fork with this person or is this just a coffee it is fork to fork or shoulder to shoulder exactly you know a shoulder to shoulder first date first date shoulder to shoulder yeah what is that that means you're sitting beside each other at a bar with each other that's why i would never go on a dinner first date because i'm like this is too much because you are fork to forking you're facing each other you're right and you're stuck you're right you could have one drink at a bar and be like shoulder to shoulder done wow i'd never thought of this yeah are you going fork to fork or shoulder to shoulder we're shoulder to shoulder right now we are we are shoulder to shoulder in a

port-a-palace well first we're gonna sit on the floor i stole these chairs from the activities tent because i was like we can't sit on the floor i was like we'll just sit on the floor and everyone was like are you and i was like but it's a beautiful floor it's like it might be nicer than the chairs you know what i mean do you think my spray tan is melting off like mine is for sure evenly yeah one of the girls that worked for us came up to me she goes hi um i need you to come this close to me and tell me if i smell and i was like i wouldn't be able to tell because i know i do yeah just disgusting yeah it's not great i need to wipe should we wipe wipe down give me one of those wipes i can't wipe my spray tan off with that

yeah no i don't want to flavor we shake i love on all the meetings with good wipes you're like the flavor the flavor but then they actually taste like rose water and cocoa okay coco ford's a big fan of rose water he loves oh but he now can recognize the package i think he likes it partly because it's pink and then also because it's well he loves the pink he had pink Halloween costumes everything okay last thing before we go this is our last moment to go

fork to fork with the fans and our own anxieties what do you most each one of us what are you most excited about what are you most nervous about I'm most excited for the first time we walk out on stage for our podcast because it's always so fun at

the live shows and that's going to be like that on crack yeah no it's so true but i'm most nervous for the daytime activities and just making sure everybody is you know good happy having fun i don't know i'm just worried yeah like we're responsible for a lot of people's time that's true yeah i'm most excited about just like i think feeling the energy once everybody gets here yeah because it's been we haven't like gone fork to fork with a single listener yet until like we've saw a couple people today. Someone's vagina earlier.

Someone's vagina but like yeah getting everybody here in one place it's going to be amazing and I'm most nervous for my art class because doing my first art class in front of 250 people is like not what I was going to plan on doing but like here we are. Hope it goes well. And if it doesn't it's not my fault. Or it is.

Okay I'll tell you I am the most excited about singing group karaoke. You guys know I love karaoke and we picked the songs on purpose. And I just hope everyone's like down to like really sing. And I'm most nervous that for my manifestation class on the beach, I decided to do a emotional writing session where for 10 minutes you write all your like just you just you just go. It's like this thing Dr. S made me do. And you just go in with consciousness, consciousness, everything you need to get release of.

And then I got special magical from the magic store, swear to God, dissolving paper for magic tricks. oh and then we're gonna walk into the ocean and we're gonna put them in the ocean because normally you burn them uh-huh and i'm worried that someone's gonna see us and we're gonna get in trouble even though it's totally safe that you're littering literally yeah i was like oh so anyway let you know i go fork to fork with some cops this weekend you know what i mean i would track okay on that note we have to go prep the rest of lady world i'm about to wipe my whole body down i need pits slits toes hoes bros nose bros um i can't believe no one said anything about my laminated eyebrows we weren't here for a long time we're going to the lava no lava lava

no lava we weren't here for a long time we were here for a good time a good wife's time bye good time done it social support from collie colera editing from jared monaco producing from steve delameter and iconic hosting creating and being the gang gang of all gangs by becca tobin jack vanek and kelty knight kelty knight support by derrick haley Football is back. Every game, every weekend, DraftKings Sportsbook has you covered. Every snap matters. Every comeback can shift the game.

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