LadyGang - LG QUICKIE: We're Back On TV, Bitches!

Episode Date: March 7, 2019

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Hey guys, the following podcast is a Lady Gang Network and Podcast One production, which means it's going to be awesome. It's time for a quickie. Podcast One presents the Lady Gang, the Hollywood girl posse with Lady Gang Quickie. Here's Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Let's make this quick. Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to the quickie. We are the Lady Gang, Becca, Jack, and Kelty.

I was just bitching at Kelty. Oh, my God. I know. You know what? It's just I can't get a break. You can. You just start helping yourself. It's common sense.

Kelty got in a crazy car accident. Let me talk to you guys about something. Kelty got into a terrifying car accident where she was taken away in an ambulance and almost died. The EMT was like, you're lucky to be alive. So when you hear those words and then you go car shopping again, what part of you decides, Let me get a smaller car than the car I almost dyed in. Well, in... Okay.

Now... She had a Mini. Yes. And now she has a Fiat. Is a Fiat smaller than a Mini? It's like the same. I'm going to defend this Fiat, mostly because they're probably going to sponsor the Lady Gang Tour.

But I'm also going to defend this Fiat because of this. It has 18 airbags. Oh. And... Does an airbag help you when a Mack truck is driving over the hood of your car? No. But I will say that the Fiat is surprisingly safe because of the way that it is built. If I had had the same accident in the Fiat, I probably just would have bonked my head.

You know what I mean? My Mini was old. So 2011. It had no safety features. It had one airbag, which is why I got so fucked up. Anyway. Didn't you get fucked up from the airbag, though? Yeah, also that.

That's normal. My point being is I drove a lot of big cars and I felt the safest and most comfortable driving a tiny car. The safest. But I do see your point because you're the about 500th person that's come up to me and been like, I can't believe you didn't get like a big monster truck. My problem is, is that, and I can say this now that the lawsuit is finalized. I'm not a great driver.

This accident was not my fault, but there's many times where I go to change lane and there's a car there. so i do not i do not like it just comes out of nowhere so i feel like a big car for me is not great so that i will defend my choice and i love that car and also there's something great that i did and i'm fooling everyone it's the fiat it only goes like 100 miles like 80 miles on the charge and a lot of times for my work they're like oh can you drive to silmar can you drive to malibu and i was like oh sorry i can't get there and back on a charge you know because it's just a Did you get a car service?

Yes, and I get a car service. So, like, who's really the smartest? Well. Also, I got a great deal on that car. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's a cute car. There's great deals on a lot of things that will kill you.

Crack. It's really cheap. Crack. Cigarettes. Crack is super inexpensive. Whippets. So, anyway. I had a great thing happen to me today.

What happened? So, you know if you have, like, a favorite pair of leggings or a favorite sweatshirt or something? Yeah. I have a favorite pair of leggings. I'm wearing them right now. and they've been missing. Underwear? They've been missing for weeks. No underwear.

They've been missing for weeks and I was like where are my leggings? My favorite pair. Well I had folded them up and put them with my scarves. Is this a real story? This is a real story and then I found them and I feel like so happy. They're my favorite travel leggings. We're going on tour this summer. I'm going to need my travel leggings for

all these flights we're about to take and I have re-found them. What brand are they? A legging. What? I love nothing more than a legging. a legging so when hold on i just thought of the best idea what should we get lady gang like tour tracksuits yeah like the knicks absolutely like the knicks yeah i don't know it's kind of embarrassing we can wear them together do you remember when you're like a dance team yes and everyone would travel like in their matching tracksuit yeah i bet we can get one from like

one of those dance companies yes i just wear them on stage every night too yes yeah let's wear the tracksuits and then we can like pull them off and then rip away rip away yes and let's have our names and then like numbers i'll be number one oh my god like jerseys here's the thing if we had if we had tour tracksuits it would be easier to tour why because we wouldn't have to worry about our outfits and i wouldn't have to look at you guys with your camel toes anymore and you're like that's true exactly it's a win-win yeah i wouldn't have to control my you know what we could do we could blake lively it we could do the tracksuits with a heel i don't really like that We've already discussed the look that we're not going to support that.

I feel like you got to go full sporty. You can't do a split. We're too old to do that. Okay. So are we doing sweatsuit or tracksuit? Isn't it the same? No. A tracksuit's like a windbreaker material.

Oh, I don't want windbreaker. I want sweatsuit. I want that like Adidas, like micro that you can spill coffee on it and just zips right off. I think I'd like just a straight up cotton. Yeah. A sweat pant is good. A sweatsuit. Should we get matching sneakers?

I have those Adidas ones with that fabric. Like, my crotch gets so hot. So sweaty. Yeah, it doesn't breathe because it's, like, polyester. Yeah, yeah, it's not good. Okay, I can't wait to make the sweatsuits. Yeah, that's when we go. What should they say?

Lady hang live? No, just say lady hang. Be like, I'm famous bitch, and on the back it just says lady gang. Maybe not the I'm famous bitch part. Just, like, upgrade me? Upgrade first class, please. Please. I'm so excited about tour.

Do you want to find anyone to put us up in hotels and fly us there? No. Okay, let's just tell everyone. We know some of you work at hotels, and some of you work for airlines. okay let's let's we're balling on a budget for this gang tour yes because we are not famous we're not hitting big venues we're not hitting big venues we're basically not making enough money to cover we're big yeah we might be losing money in a couple cities however we we want to come see you we want to see you guys so we're making it happen so if anybody offer

your shitty houses for us to stay in okay we love you but we need a hotel i'm like wait i watch way that would love true crime to stay at a stranger's house we need a hotel and we need a flight sponsor or listen if your dad invented post-its we'll take your jet true you know and oh i hope there's someone out there whose dad invented post if you could sponsor us we'll even give you a track suit you can have a track suit okay but we need somewhere to stay in a hotel so like i don't even care if you're at the courtyard you know what i mean like if it's got a bed and a coffee machine we are good to continental breakfast a continental breakfast is a bonus that's a game i love a free breakfast i love the free breakfast bagel yeah anyway please help us we're excited

but we're going on tour we're going on tour you guys expect um we haven't really talked about it we don't know actually i think here's a question that i think we should ask our girls is if we should do it like our regular podcast or if we should do like a completely different situation yeah should we do a podcast like do you want our good week bad week do you want us to talk about allegedly what's happening and do some lady and questions do you want us to just come to tell stories um we don't know or should we bring a special guest i'm bringing a special guest on stage in houston is it beyonce no who's you know in houston i can't tell you guys a celebrity is it a celebrity celebrity to me is it a dog is it your gyno no why would my gynecologist be in

houston well i don't know oh so why gyno of all things because you asked for a friend celebrity and it wasn't and so i went to gyno which is their next like go-to i said it is a celebrity to me that's why i asked if it's a dog because it's a celebrity i don't believe listen i don't believe i know you love beth the dog but i don't really don't i don't get down like that i know you don't believe in celebrity dogs i don't believe in celebrity dogs but you were thrilled when we were watching we did a instagram live for the show this you know i'm an actress right and now that a teen choice award-winning actress thank you that means you must be good listen beth is really cute okay she's cute and then she posted watching which was

cute too but like having a meet-up to meet beth i mean granted it's probably more exciting no you just go and it's at my favorite place in in la if anybody wants to come malibu cafe Wait, when is it? On the 16th. Are you coming now? I mean, I love Malibu Cafe. It's the best. Does everyone bring their dogs?

Yes. It's just a shit ton of dogs there. Thanks for inviting us. We have dogs, you know. I have a dog. You were just talking shit on Beth for so long. I'm talking shit about dogs that are celebrities, okay? Oh, no.

But we will. I'm going to be with Tony Robbins. Oh, yeah. I forgot you were on Tony Robbins. Okay. Well, anyway, we wanted to tell you, tickets to the Lady Gang Lady Hang Summer Tour, they go on sale today, Thursday, March 6th. 7th at 10 a.m. local time.

So go to theladygang.com slash ladyhang for more ticket info. And also, I see a lot of you complaining that we're not coming to your city. That's what the train is for, babies. My little New Yorkers, get on that train to D.C., honey. The D.C. Lady Gang, they threw a really good Lady Gang watch party, which is pretty much why we decided to go to D.C. I know. I have to say, I think the biggest reason why we're doing a D.C.

is because our fans, our girls, are the most rabid there. so if you want us to come to your city you gotta show up make a t-shirt they have their own t-shirts they send us a water bottle they're so cute DC deserves the lady gang they really do deserve it I'm actually really excited to tour it makes me feel like a celebrity like we're on

what are you doing this summer I have that tour oh my god the girl who was like I don't know if we have time well we definitely don't have time but we're making it happen I mean I'm like it's happening anyways yeah I think it's gonna be so great cool great feedback We're back, everybody.

I just wanted to see how long you could go. I know. I thought I was just going to keep going and going. Right? What's Callie eating right now, speaking of celebrity dogs? Anyway, okay, next talk. When we come back, we're going to talk about the Lady Gang TV show. The Lady Gang.

And we're back. Okay, so we debuted last night. We debuted. You guys want to say your favorite moments? I don't remember much of it. Why? Because we're drunk. You were drunk?

And then we watched it last night sober. oh you mean the actual show I thought you meant like doing it if there was like a fun moment no I had one beer I don't know what's your favorite moment when Kelty's black box was on the TV oh my god that was so funny

it was amazing there's nothing funnier than a black box I want to clear this up we saw the original footage I don't think it was no Kelty actually you didn't see the original footage from that angle yeah they showed it where you couldn't really see anything

they were not going to use that footage because they were like, we're not going to do that to you. Were you wearing underwear? I was definitely wearing underwear. Barely. But it wasn't a spank. It was like a thong. And so you know that my vagina sides were peeking out.

Your voluptuous was peeking. So there was vagina cleavage be seen. Anyway, I'm so excited that they left that in. What did Chris say? That was the best part of it. Chris didn't say anything after that episode, but he was horrified for sure. When that was happening, he was just sitting there like, oh. Because the thing is, when I'm in lady gang mode,

i forget that you're married like no that i have like a real job where people like look to me for seriousness it's not that serious what people are looking to you you're not like a political commentator no but this more like today well hold on well it's monday we could tell everyone it's monday right it's monday we're recording this monday anyway today uh over the weekend luke perry died which is and so this morning i spent like four hours doing affiliate hits talking about this horrible thing and then i was like just 12 hours ago i was showing my cooter on the television like it is a weird thing you know get a girl that can do both you know get a girl that lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets you know freak in the bed though i like the sheets better me too

becca was your favorite part kristen cavallari liked you the best did no she she gave me worse trust because you were standing next to her but she felt like she could say it to you and you'd still i did tell her i said i'm secure enough to tell yeah i think she was scared to tell any of us that we're the worst it was a horrible thing i loved her my reaction when i thought she was saying it was me yeah yeah no she said she liked her but i felt like she really loved you well i think that kristen and i could have really fucked up some people's high school experiences together yeah you were and i'm sad we didn't i know there was a laguna spinoff that you needed to be a part of i wish that kristen and i could just do our own spinoff just like mean girls part two yeah

Very lady gang. Very lady gang, honestly, is a show I'd watch where you just go around and fuck shit up. I would love to fuck up. You know what? They could hire you just to fire people. Because, you know, she fired that girl this week, and she did a good job. I feel like you should just go around and do a show where you just tell people the worst news. That sounds great.

I love giving people bad news. Would that bring you joy? Well, no. I only like giving people bad news when they're not a son. If they're motherfucking petty. Oh. When I don't like the person. What did you just say?

If they're motherfuckers. Oh, I thought you said if their mother died. Like, Shannon wasn't doing her job. She deserved to get fired from Very Peppily. Yeah, she's sorry. And you know what, Shannon? You f*** that up, because that's a top-rated show. That was like her...

Like, that could have been her ticket. That's it. You could have been doing Tommy T, but now you're going to top out at 140,000 Instagram followers. Yeah, she didn't get many more. My friend actually knows her fiancé. Shannon's? I want to get the dirt.

Yeah. But I trust Kristen. I trust Kristen, too. I loved her. She was so cool. She was so cool. She was the coolest. and so beautiful and I also want to say

didn't have a ton of like filler or any in her face she's so naturally beautiful she's very natural she's very un-Hollywood I can tell you she doesn't do filler I don't even think she does Botox no she looked but she was beautiful she looks great I mean I think that we need to go back to the like

Gwyneth Paltrow of the like beauty world like Gwyneth isn't she didn't like her face up she's like keeping it real but she looks beautiful granted she's a naturally like beautiful person and she's been using expensive products because you know for her whole life make a difference they do make it like she's been healthy for 10 years it's not like she looked haggard and then not haggard that's the guy harry potter she don't

like haggard and like tons of sun damage and then be like oh now i want to be beautiful she's been taking care of herself this whole time yeah but i like that look i like the like no it's it's like you're aging gracefully you're not trying to hold on to 25 years old and like everybody looks the same on tv now like everybody has the same features because everybody's freezing their face freezing their faces and like going to the same doctors kelty's doing speaking of hating dogs that are celebrities kelty just stepped outside to take photos i'm not outside callie is somehow been having too long of a day so she decided that she just wants to sit on the table also callie's not afraid of fire it's a very strange thing she walked right by that candle

took a big sniff and i was like that'll burn you girl she should know that as a street dog i know but they probably didn't i don't know she didn't have access to heat maybe she actually she probably likes fires because she's like that's she's like oh that's where the hot dogs are no i don't know if she ate hot dogs um what did you guys well what did you guys think of our new glam look yeah we did a more nighttime look could you tell i could tell i could tell with our outfits for I like it because it's a very specific direction. I like specific. I like a note.

Me too. Tell me who to be. That's why I like a costume or a theme. The only thing that's frustrating is the tablecloth. Well, no. And we can't wear colors, certain colors. Well, no. I was going to say Morgan Stewart wears like a nighttime look for her show.

She looks incredible because she's wearing like $2,000 cocktail dresses from Net-A-Porter. And I'm pretty sure she's buying them, right? Well, I did actually investigate this. What happened? I text her and I was like, girl, where are you getting these clothes from? Who is supplying them? And she said, I either buy them or I move so much product that the brands are sending it to me. She might be a Net-a-Porter influencer, my friend is.

Well, can you get us? Well, I kind of meant it like, hey, girl, share your secret. But I did not get that information. And she was like, I'm rich and I have a certificate. rich so she's by for for someone rich like that when you're like oh fifteen hundred dollar dress it's nothing that i'm gonna wear once on tv and then sell on the real world for seven hundred dollars like you're like whatever right you know for us we're like that's what we're making in a season of lady gang so we're not going to be able to spend that so fifteen dollars per outfit yeah

i need free.com yeah you know oh well but i did just get a gold dress that i think is going to be good on the show so i'm excited about that but yeah it's it's hard season one man like we're just doing our best but i did have someone say that they wish i could dress as cute on et as i do on lady gang well that's good so that means we're cute is that and your hair looks great your hair did look i think that's the best i've ever seen your hair i know and the bad news is i lost those hair extensions at our photo shoot he'll have more i know but clayton gave them to me and he was like you hang on to those and i'm like okay and then then you lost him i didn't hang on to them he probably took them do you think i might have given them back to him anyway whatever this is boring

zach really liked the episode yeah did you like it i can't i can't tell i can't tell if it's good like i i mean here's the thing but then i it's like anytime i paint or draw something like i can't judge my own thing you can't judge your own thing that's what it is like i thought it was funny but yeah i thought they did an incredible job editing it yes the field piece was so funny so good the thing that i like that we're doing now is they're letting our show breathe a little bit more because the first six episodes were like soundbite soundbite bam bam bam bam bam and i think that they're letting us have more of like our conversation actually get into the episode because we do have those conversations they just don't air a lot of the time

so i agree i like that one of my big things a lot of people on my instagram have been commenting when i posted my bullet journal was like um that i was things i can control and not it was a little bit of therapy session i was like people who don't show up for me when i've shown up for them so i'm pretty excited that Darren is coming on next week. This Sunday, he'll be on our episode. You have to specify the showing up. Oh, okay. So one of the things that has upset me in the past two years, especially as I have been asking a lot of the people in Hollywood to come support Lady Gang, to come on the show is when I have spent, you know, a decade making you famous, selling your makeup, your hair products, your Pampers deal, your whatever else there is,

you know, like all I do is make people famous and stars and like push for them. And then when it was time for me to be like, Hey, and will you come do my show? When I got a big, no, I know I shouldn't have taken it personally, but there've been some instances that I took it personally. Here's the thing though. This is devil's advocate. Number one, as an actor and talent, you actually are never told that people like you are doing them a favor. It's a rep. You literally have a publicist that you pay to get you indoors and like so you don't actually think that the person interviewing you is getting pitched and being like oh hey you know what i'll make this work because i like this person yeah so it's all kind of about the reps that are that should be

a little bit more appreciative of you being like remember when they hooked up this client and helped me with them but as the actor you don't know any of the nitty-gritty behind the scenes stuff that's a really i was never told like hey they're gonna actually take the time to interview you like and this is be grateful like right their job is not to make you feel humbled it's to make you feel important so you go in and you're like oh this person's dying to talk to me right you know and a lot of the time that makes so much sense with a tv show contractually you're being forced right to to do those interviews and do the press. Like you sign a contract saying, if you're going to do this TV show, then anytime the network wants you to pimp out that show, you have to go and do it.

So both people sometimes in that situation are like me, I don't want to be here. Right. That's really interesting because a lot of times, like we, for instance, like this season, um, the big show has been mass singer. Like we all decided here at my work, like, oh we love this show and then we talked about it every day for like four months right you know what i mean and then like that's how you make a hit show that's what all the publicists want yeah they want you to be like so obsessed with a show that you're going to talk about all the time so you feel like oh i did you a favor by like making this a hit and like you should do me a favor back anyway so the point is with darren is that i am very appreciative because he's very busy

and he's just come off this year of like winning all these awards and he probably should just be doing like Hollywood reporter interviews but he was like yo you guys were cool to me you let me like come and sing my songs when I was just

releasing a record like you came to my tour I'm gonna show up for you and I appreciate that and that was my point it's true he's a badass he's a badass and I'm so excited

and we're gonna have such a good show okay anyway on that note we gotta go but thank you for watching the TV show we weren't here

for a long time no thank you for going to ladygang.com and buying tickets to the tour we can't read your mind I know and also we love you

and we were not here for a long time here for a good time that escalated quickly hey guys thanks so much for listening to the lady gang you can subscribe if you love the show and check out new episodes every tuesday and thursday on podcast one or wherever you get your favorite podcasts follow us on social at the lady gang or follow us personally at kelty at becca at jack bannock and head on over to our website the lady gang.com to ask us a question sign up for our newsletter or buy all the cute lady gang merch you see us wearing thanks for listening and we'll see you next tuesday hi i'm barbara aka your nursing educator on instagram i'm a registered nurse

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