LadyGang - LG QUICKIE: What ELSE is in the Box?

Episode Date: February 6, 2020

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wearfigs.com and use code figs ca for 15 off your first order that's wearfigs.com code figs ca it's time for a quickie podcast one presents the lady gang the hollywood girl posse with lady gang quickie here's kelty knight becca tobin and jack vanek let's make this quick hello hello hello and welcome to the lady gang what what what's your problem becca nothing i'm becca tobin here with jack vanek and kelty night i just took a big sip of that whiskey i'm drinking whiskey on the rocks because it's my new jam what kind of whiskey it is intense it's an intense drink i like japanese whiskey oh it's a scotch isn't it japanese whiskey but it's not like a whiskey scotch whiskey no scotch is a whiskey

bourbon is a whiskey but this is so confusing it is they're both whiskeys but scotch tastes all smoky and bourbon tastes like shit yeah i don't like bourbon i like scotch i do feel like you guys are so refined that you're like let me have a scotch on the rocks i mean that's all i drank when i was 21 and i was not refined writer and she was typing her and she was like and i had a leopard print hair piece so you know you know how i roll not refined not a refined lady well we're very excited do you want to tell them what we're doing today uh is it what's in the box what's in your box all this cacophonous noise i'm drinking heavily because i don't oh my god the sound of that box i have to find you a better box no this is my lunch box i'm gonna i think that chelsea

threw out lunch fits in that well it's a bento so you put like your veggies on the top small that's like a baby there's another there's an under stack yeah it's a stacker all right so we're gonna do what's in our box that gives me ptsd because i went to that place called the ranch where like yes they only give you an almond yeah wait like so basically you pay people is that like To treat you terrible. No, mine's different. At mine, you eat. No, you eat at mine, too.

Oh, you went to the one where it was like a fast. You wake up at 5 a.m., and you hike for like eight hours, and then you come home to a vegan meal, and they put these things in like bento boxes, and it's like no food. Air. It's air. I mean, it's delicious. Okay, here we go. First question.

Oh, rudest celebrity encounter. No names, just the story. Okay. That's a good one. have any celebrity encounters oh god i have one okay i'll go well no i could go while you guys think go yeah yeah okay so the other day i was at a movie premiere and an actor i thought you're the other day i have a great one no i have i mean i have so many you have so many everyone knows my anyway okay so anyway okay so the other day i was at a movie premiere and this like kind of old

washed up actor was there who had like a fling with a friend of mine back in the day and I was like ew why is that guy here like he's so washed up and pathetic Brad Pitt no and then and then I found out he was dating one of the like little chickens from this movie and I was like whoa so anyway that wasn't rude but I just thought gross but then um on top of that the rudest thing I had celebrity live on tv called me out and said you put words in my mouth oh yeah that's all you've said i've said that story before i have that was you've said her name so it's like julia julia wasn't america's sweetheart to me i can understand why she was upset i can understand because it wasn't my fault it was vogue's fault i said will you do more rom-coms and she was like at a certain

age it doesn't become believable that you would be that naive that's a great answer and honestly true and so true then vogue picked it up and said julia roberts says she's done with rom-coms that's not what she said and then when both media works it's been a million years she's been in this business she should know right and then to call me out headline and i was like that's i never put words in your mouth i couldn't put words in your mouth i'm not a dub artist i'm not gonna dub you like i didn't write the article i'm just such a nice person and i i i'm just such a nice person I'm still hurt by it. So nice.

I'm sorry for that. I know. It was fucking mean. No, she should know. Like, she was having a bad day and she was taking it out on you. Because that seems very misplaced. I do that on the right. Well, that Homecoming show wasn't great.

It wasn't. I don't even know what that is. You know? I tried to get into it. They did two seasons. She was in a show? She was in an Amazon show called Homecoming. I watched it because I was interviewing her.

And it's fine, but it wasn't a house of cards. And for her to go do TV and it not be amazing is kind of a bummer. Bummer. okay so my it's i do love julia roberts though and julia we're all good we had our moment we're back friends i'm sure she's listening to our podcast she's definitely not okay mine wasn't like a rude encounter but like the most disgusting encounter or like left a bad taste in my mouth encounter was with someone who um we were at a holiday party for nbc because e is under the nbc umbrella and so like all the nbc shows e bravo you were there this can be yours too because you

were there and once i start talking you're gonna know who i'm talking about okay and um this other person another female had another show coming like with us oh yeah not like with us but like the same season as us and um she comes over and starts and we get introduced to each other and they're like oh this is the lady gang and this is blah blah blah and she proceeded to not really acknowledge our existence but then like talk not to us but at us through us through us and then let like made a bunch of like weird elitist comments about how she like was rich was rich and um never once asked us one thing about ourselves and also didn't congratulate us the way that we congratulated her even though we were both in the same position of like

having new shows for the season um and then basically walked away walked away and left us in the dust. And it was very weird. And I just think that it's a very, it takes a really special narcissist to be that self-involved in that situation. Okay. And something that I noticed from this situation is there is also a special type of narcissist that will talk to you. Like if you're in a group, they'll talk to you, but only if they're facing you, like there were three of us. And I don't remember at what point in the conversation that I was facing her, but she was talking to me but then when we switched places then she was talking to whoever else was in front of her so it didn't matter who it was it doesn't matter it was just whoever is right in your

eyesight that's who you're talking to and you don't really care about she was like putting on a show surrounding you yeah it's very weird very it was very weird okay stop wasting your nights on a mattress that doesn't get you experience the most comfortable mattress in the world The Sleep Number smart bed. At the touch of a button, you can personalize your comfort. Choose firmer or softer. Adjust cooler to warmer. And right now, save up to $2,500 during our massive Labor Day event.

Hurry into your local Sleep Number store today because we have your number. When we come back, more boxes. The Lady Gang. Okay, we're back. Becca, your turn. Another box. box box box okay this is a weird one i'm convinced that oh i'm convinced jeffrey epstein was murdered himself yeah that was mine we had no bloodshot eyes what they they and they

said the coroner if you hang yourself you have bloodshot eyes because you're like get asphyxiated or whatever right also he had that one bone in his neck that was broken that or that yeah they said that it doesn't there's a lot of things he was killed okay i'm what's it convinced that i'm convinced that i'm convinced that you can teach dogs to speak english did you see why no the dog this week also hold on by the way i looked at the instagram you guys this is the same thing when it's like when barstool sports post something about like a guy like shooting shooting a golf ball and it hits all these things then goes in the thing it's like how many tries did you do to get this one that you filmed no that dog doesn't did you see the one you cannot teach

language i've never okay guys for all the people out there like me who don't really care but want to hear the story there's a dog on instagram that allegedly has been taught how to speak english because it has like a pad of like 20 buttons we talked about it on the cassie episode we talked about on cassie's episode and i've never seen two people argue about something so stupid for so long like why are you both hanging on to this i'm hanging on to let her live gimmick no i'm not this week this week what she added a question i saw it you guys no becca let me just let me just speak my case say what the instagram is so people know don't give it any more followers okay anyway okay what you don't get food it's right after you eat shitty food i do no no you

next time okay it's anyway it's so your body has to metabolize it this week the dog was left alone and it was a hidden camera and allegedly stella went and pressed where and then sat by the door dogs cannot form questions it's not a question guys i'm gonna be the bearer of bad news it's true this is not interesting content okay no i agree i think it's stupid i think that dog is a sham no she's not the dog is not a the dog oh my god i'm not fighting with you guys we're gonna have to get a specialist on here you know what let's bring her oh my god can i bring the mom offend her you know what jack you're out of the lady gang the mom of stella is coming okay i'm sure she's a kelty okay she's a speech pathologist i'm overly competitive about this fucking talk

is that the question i'm overly competitive about oh success period i'm overly awards i'm overly competitive about like stupid shit like like beer pong like games can i actually say something yeah this is gonna is it mean it's not me it was it looks like you're gonna offend us no it was a realization i came to okay okay so zach and i were watching tv last night and something came on about like the Oscars or like some awards and Brad Pitt and Zach went on like the internet and started looking up Brad Pitt and he's like wow he really hasn't won like an Academy Award um he's like but he's been in movies that have won Academy Awards so would he be considered like an Academy Award winner and I go no but the Oscars are different than the Emmys

The Oscars are different than the Emmys I love how you just left that open I know why she left it open So when it's an Oscar Only the producers accept It's like the Tonys Yeah I mean the cast goes up Right but they don't get an award

When you're an Emmy winner And a SAG winner The entire cast that's listed So like Jenna could say She's a SAG award winner Because Glee won a SAG award Correct. And she, we even talked about this on her thing.

Why can't you say that then? And Golden Globe. It was before my season. Oh. Yeah. But she doesn't say on her bio in Instagram. But she wasn't given a SAG award. She doesn't have one in her house.

But like you have to buy it. Yeah, but they don't let anyone buy it. You have to have a special code. In the show that won the SAG award. Yeah. That's your argument. Is that if you're in the show that won the SAG award or an Emmy. If you're listed on the ballot.

She was listed. i don't know then i haven't should i call her i want to call her let's call her i don't know put her on speaker you should just say do you describe yourself as a winner jenna no because we had this discussion no we haven't okay what if kelty's an actual emmy award winner or not she's googling furiously i hope she answers she's not going to because she hates you because you're kind of a bitch okay this is so boring please cut this out i can't find the answer hold on let me call kevin let me call kevin okay call kevin nobody wants to pick up the phone from you well no he must

be on an airplane because it went straight to voicemail okay okay oh yeah come on don't stop now becca looks like no one wants to pick up the phone damn it i just called five people from Glee. No answer. Wow. She doesn't get service in her home. Hey, Jenna. Hey. What's going on? Okay. You're on the Lady Gang podcast. Okay. I have a question for you.

We have a debate. So, Glee was nominated for some Golden Globes and some SAG Awards, right? Correct. And you were there for some of the triumphs, like when it won, right? Correct. Like a SAG Award?

Definitely. do you when you have like a bio written about yourself do you say sag award winner jenna ushkowitz no am i supposed to well no i think you are kelty so entertainment tonight hold on but did you get a sag award like a physical award in her house Then you're a SAG Award winner, Jenna. Her face right now. She's just so... She's disgusting.

Oh. She's upset. It is. Well, of course. Yeah, because she refers to herself as Emmy Award winner. But she's never given a speech. But it was Entertainment Tonight that won. I don't even say Tony Award winning, Jenna Ashwood.

I do. I wrote your new bio, and I said SAG and Tony Award winning, actually. Okay. Well, thank you for your humility. It's refreshing. Do you know anyone who has won an ensemble award that refers to themselves as a winner? I think Kevin might. No way.

I've never. Look in his bio. Go to our one sheet. Go to his bio. I'm pretty sure it says Grammy-nominated SAG award winning. I wrote that bio, and you're the SAG part. Oh. Because I was nominated for a Grammy then, too, but I wasn't.

Right, but you were. The show was. You know what? You need to start owning it, babe. You need to start owning it. Okay. Because you just want for the solidarity. Okay.

Thank you. Love you guys. Love you. Bye. Bye. all right next question here we go random fact i love if banana katopikoff is i am a potato head in german i'm a potato head how do you know katopikoff how do you know because when i people that i meet people that speak other languages i ask them to teach me how to say something really

random and so when i meet someone tell you that i was like a german person obviously was it a celebrity or like just like a regs all right jackie got i can't think of one that is it's so so random i know that was the whole point becca you got a rando a rando fact i just learned a fact today about like something about identical twins are like one of them is usually a lefty and one of them's usually a righty because they're mirror images is that true i don't know if it's true but i like it then it's not a fact it's fact that would be like the property brothers the property brothers said it in their identical okay let's ask let's call jonathan do you know jonathan yeah is that the one that's dating what's her name why hasn't he come on the podcast

oh i love them okay hold on his name's jonathan scott oh yeah scott okay hold on let's ask him okay jonathan scott let me just call him right now it's gonna be the thing of us getting called and then nobody's answering? Yeah, no one's going to answer. He's not answering. Is Jonathan the one dating Zoe? Yeah. That's probably why he's not answering.

Because they f***ing... Okay, I'm going to leave a message. Be like, Becca heard you on... Okay. This is the most boring podcast. We're leaving this in. We're leaving this in. Your voicemail just...

Okay. Hey, Jonathan. It's Kelty Knight from Entertainment Tonight. You know me. I didn't have to introduce myself. But anyway, I'm with Becca and Jack in our podcast, Lady Gang, and we have a question about twins. Becca says that one of the twins is a righty and one of them is a lefty because they're

mirror images of each other, and we thought you might be a perfect person to confirm or deny. Well, he said that on Sibling Revelry. Oh, and you said it on Kate Hudson's podcast, so now we're looking for factoids. We need a fact check. Please call me back or text me. Bye. Bye.

Also, come do my house. And be on the Lady Gang. Okay. oh jonathan scott just wrote back no well i already have the fact yes we're mirrored image twins texting back and say but is that no every twin it's only 21 of twins shut up jack we're pretending we don't know say can we facetime you this for 21 this is how we're going to find out if the property brothers are liars or not okay i love them hey yes we're mirror image twins this is fascinating this is for every twin or is it for 21 of twins don't say 21

So are you left or right? No, no. Kelty, give me your phone. Don't give me your phone. Okay. No, we're done. We're done. Okay.

You sent it. Yeah. This is for 21% of twins. Hey, yes, we're mirror image twins. That's amazing. Thank you for your info. Science. Science.

Please come on the podcast. Okay. Ask him if he wants to come on the Lady Gang podcast. Okay, cool. Just by himself. open invite to have only your side on Lady

Gang podcast. Of the twin. We love the left side. On Lady Gang podcast. Oops. We have more listeners than Sibling Rivalry. We have more. No, don't say that. I'm joking. We definitely don't. Bye. We do. No, we don't. Okay. 100%.

Sibling Rivalry with Kate Hudson. It's two episodes old. No, they're like 10. see what you do in 400 episodes and she's famous yeah it's easier for her don't you have Oliver's number I'm not texting Oliver

alright last one here we go go to stress reliever Bujo glass of wine the montage spa oh I do a Korean spa movie song book that has had a major influence towards you

movie song book oh Titanic wait you guys celine is coming to the staples center in april should we go oh i have you seen her live i've seen her in vegas oh but it's but can we go yeah let's go can chris get us dope yes i will die i will wait oh my god you guys only want to go if we wear gowns i'll wear a gown we wear gowns i'll wear a gown but i have a question wait i have something to tell you wait can i i have what's your fact i had no i have an answer to the the left okay go go go says in about 21 of identical twin pairs one is right-handed and the other that's a big percentage

though but that's 21 that's he said all okay um that's not 100 you guys i didn't even tell you what happened on new year's eve with celine no we went to the bacara in santa barbara and the boys one morning went to play golf on the grounds and Zach texted me and was like, Hey, I'm pretty sure I just spoke to some dude from Backstreet Boys for 20 minutes. No, it was AJ. It was AJ. No, he was golfing. AJ golfing at the Bacara on New Year's Eve. And I'm like, but here's what's, here's what's interesting. AJ follows me on Instagram. Well, Zach was like, he was like, he was like very friendly and i'm like i'm sure aj is not that friendly with like normal people maybe he saw that zach like he like in his mind he's like this guy's familiar i must

know him but didn't know how because you know how like sometimes he goes on his instagram okay well that's my theory maybe asia is actually maybe he's really friendly but like if i was a backstreet boy there's no way i'd strike up a random conversation with some dude on a golf course Yeah, you would. But guys are like that on golf courses. Bro, bro, you got a club, bro? You hit nines? Bro.

Yeah, on golf courses, guys are just like, yeah, but how weird is that? Bro, bro, you got cleats? How crazy? Yeah, you want a shot? Gonna be a crook. Bro, you got khakis? Oh, those front pleats? Yeah, y'all.

What's a front pleat? Everybody. Front pleat. We got to go. We got to go. Wrap it up, Becca. All right, bye-bye. Bye.

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