LadyGang - LG QUICKIE: Yet Even More Casual Questions With the LadyGang!

Episode Date: February 28, 2019

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Hey guys, the following podcast is a Lady Gang Network and Podcast One production, which means it's going to be awesome. It's time for a quickie. Podcast One presents The Lady Gang, the Hollywood girl posse with Lady Gang Quickie. Here's Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Let's make this quick. Hello, hello, hello. Welcome to the quickie with the Lady Gang.

Wow, you just started off different. I'm Becca. Your hair is so long. And I just cut it. No. Yes, I did. Shout it. Are you going to?

Short it. It's short. Long. It's long. You're going to cut it again? I don't know what I'm going to do. I'm going to do whatever my heart desires. You know why?

Because I'm the boss. Oh. I'm the boss of me. Is that a lyric? Now it is. Yeah. Now it is. Hi.

I'm Becca. Here with Jack and Kelty. Hello. Hello. Jack has dry lips today. I really don't. I just have chapstick in my hand. Is this what you do instead of picking your nails is just apply an unbelievable amount of chapstick?

I just love Burt's Bees. How is your picking of your cuticles been? It's terrible. Is it still bad? Yeah, they're really bad. I need to get a manicure. Do you guys like my new shoes? Becca just put her foot up.

Why they didn't move her bat? They're PS821s. Oh, what's that? I'm going to get those too. They're super cool sneaks. Wait, how are you getting some of them? This is not sponsored, by the way. Because they're cool.

wait no one asked me if i wanted any sticks well no one wants you wearing them you have to have at least they're really cute aren't they who made them i just said psa 21 what's p.s is that the brand oh and like i just feel like a yeezy it sort of feels cooler than a yeezy but like you know i was just glad you have this shoe because it's basically got like a platform so you're like taller yeah until i wear mine and i'm also taller did you get the same ones no i got like a white or, like, the ones that were, like, colored or something. Is this through your social media person or is this just – Yes, this actually was through social media people.

How many more followers do you think I need before I can get the PS591s? 821. Learn the name and then maybe they'll send you them. I know. If you talk about it enough on the podcast, they'll be like, oh, this is Kelsey Knight. They are really cute, though. Like, I'm very down. You're down?

I mean, we get sent, like, some stuff. Are you athleisure now? You're going to do this? I love an athleisure look. I'm a total athleisure. I'm in head-to-toe athleisure right now with a full face of makeup. It's weird. It is odd.

Like a true influencer. Tell us a story about your audition today. Well, I had two auditions today for pilots. It's pilot season, everybody, which is hell on earth in case you weren't aware. So basically what happens is all these networks have multiple pilots. Most of them don't get made past the pilot, and most of them are fucking terrible. Nice. And then what happens that's really fun during pilot season is you'll get an email like,

I'm surprised I haven't gotten one tonight. It's 7.39 at night. And what's par for the course is I get an email from my agent being like, hey, you've been auditioned tomorrow for XYZ role. Here's what you need to learn. And they send over about 12 pages of dialogue. And then you have to go in the next day fully prepared and ready and not get a job. You just basically show the world how mediocre you are.

Here's a reminder. Haven't seen you in a while. still mediocre no how so what were your roles today you want to talk about um how did you feel you went did today I did as well as I could have okay is it better when you leave feeling like you killed it or is it better if you're like I did okay I don't really care there's really no right answer because sometimes I've left being like crushed it I never get a job I feel like I crush Yeah, I know. And then I'll be like, oh, there's already an offer out to Hilary Duff. And then you're like, cool. So it didn't even matter that I fucking crushed that.

Great. Awesome. It's usually the way it goes pretty much. What happened to – okay, so there's some roles I know you've been up for. Yeah. I want to just like get an update here. Oh, great. I would love to go down memory lane of things I didn't get. You were going to be a nurse. Was going to be a nurse? Maybe you should rephrase that. You auditioned to be a nurse.

I auditioned to be a nurse. Yeah, nurse. Don't know. Don't know. We'll never know. I mean, I definitely am not doing that role. Oh. You auditioned to be a – what's the one that I read lines with you for? Was that the nurse one?

A news reporter. Oh, yeah. Did you get news reporter? I don't remember what project that was. To be honest with you, I don't really remember these things after I do them. It's just like – Well, there's so many. In one or out the other.

So you can't like get attached. No. You just like learn it. Do you think anyone gets attached? Do you think it's like you're just not trying hard enough or do you think it's like that everyone – it's like you're in and out, you're in and out? Like when Mandy Moore auditioned for This Is Us, was she like, this is the role and I have got to study all night? No.

Because here's the thing. They probably didn't know This Is Us was going to be what it was, right? They also didn't offer her the role first. Right. So she clearly was not like knocking it out of the park. What do you mean they didn't offer her the role? She wasn't the original offer. Oh, she was like the backup?

Here's what's so crazy, you guys, is that, like, you can see who is not everybody, but, like, people have access to, like, every pilot that's going on right now. And they'll say offer out to, and sometimes they'll say who. And the, like, sixth offer is out to, which means they've gone through six people. That have denied it. And, like, literally there's a project right now where they say seventh offer out to Hilary Swank. So if Hilary Swank is the seventh choice for these pilots, what number do you think I am? Oh, boy. Yeah.

Damn. For a TV show, Hilary Swank? But like really, what has Hilary Swank done in a while? Hilary Swank has an Academy Award. That's true. That's true. You know what? You're right.

It doesn't matter what she's done recently. So like basically if she's seven, I'm 7,000. Yeah. So that's like what we're working with people. That sounds like fun. The other thing that's super fun, too, is if I actually got one of these jobs, probably wouldn't be able to do it because it's the whole month of March, which we're shooting Lady Gang TV. Oh, so you'd have to, like, not take it? No, we'll replace you.

It's fine. We already talked about it. That's cool. Who would you replace me with? I feel like Becca would not care. Becca would be like, cool, I'll call you in. Becca, bye. I don't know.

I feel like the show, we one time did the show with Jonathan Van Ness. Remember when you couldn't be here? Yes. And we're like, we really don't want to cancel Jonathan. Just Jack and I will do it. And then it was just like the most boring show of all time. It wasn't boring. No, I think it was super fun.

It just is weird. Yeah, we have to be together. Unbalanced. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I still have beef with JVN. I think you look young with long hair.

Thank you. It's also really dark in here. I haven't had Botox in so long. Me neither. Look at my eyes. Look at mine. You guys. I don't know.

Do we need it anymore? I do. I think I'm going to wait until after we film the show. I feel weird with it now. Yeah. I don't like it, but I don't not like it. Like I saw a picture of me from the Grammys and I had like little baby crow's feet. And I was like, I kind of look cute with a crow's feet.

Yeah. Like I think your face should have a lot. I think you need to have a lot, yeah. There are certain places in your face that should probably have wrinkles in them. And there are places that you can like maybe not. I would love to rejuvenate like just my lower body. You can Botox. I saw – what did I see?

oh that you can botox your calves now what does that do if you have like a big if like naturally you have like really big muscly calves which i love i do have that it's beautiful but i just saw a thing he told me today i had beautiful calves and then i well i'm talking about big calves and then also today i saw that you can put filler at the bottom of your foot and it helps you to be able to wear heels for longer i saw that on botched oh really huh saw today on instagram Yeah. Do you want to hear something funny? Yeah. So this boy that I dated in high school, he ended up cheating on me. Shocker. High school through college, like some of college, he sent me a message on Instagram and I don't even know how I received it. Like I must have

at one point in time accepted a message from him. Or there's something weird with people that like you. If we have enough friends in common. Or like you were friends with them on Facebook at some point or like they're in your phone book at some point. Like there's something where it like knows you've been connected to this person somehow and it puts it into your inbox i know that's happened to me too so he sends me this video to watch now and he's like uh this is my karma for like swooping you in high school something like awful and it's a video from so his current girlfriend is apparently obsessed with sean mcveigh the like coach of the rams who was my childhood boyfriend and like so she's obsessed with sean mcveigh and her birthday

party her friends like superimposed photos of like her with him what and like so it's like he was my childhood yeah he was my childhood boyfriend and then this was like my high school boyfriend and all i could think to write back was well you know what they say one woman's trash dot dot dot like literally said both guys my trash are her treasure that is okay the weirdest Wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay. So the high school boyfriend that she don't use girlfriend loves Sean McVay. Yes.

Yeah. That's weird. How does Sean McVay party? Like what? Like her best friends, I guess, like put her face on like pictures next to him. Like number one, super weird. Yeah. Number two, she has a boyfriend.

Yeah. Who like. Like if you threw me a party and you superimposed pictures of me with like Matt Nathanson. Yeah. Chris would be like. What the fuck? We're out of the lady gang. Also, Sean McVay is not even in the f***ing Rams.

Like, he's the coach. He's the coach. But he's like... Oh, he's a pretty famous coach. He's getting all the girls hot and bothered. Because he's hot. But he's married, right? He's engaged.

Not for long. Too hot. Yeah, she's pretty. She's like a Ukrainian model or something. Of course. But, like, I was just like, this is so weird to me. But I did... I feel like that's a good comeback.

You guys really didn't give me too much credit. It was a confusing story. It was kind of convoluted. Oh, sorry. but like it was it was like almost i didn't mean to dig at her being like she basically likes all my garbage but like she is obsessed with all the garbage that i've ever it is just a fact that's a fact that's not a dig it's a fact that's a fact she went through my garbage just like those raccoons okay when we come back it's casual questions with the lady gang oh my god the lady

gang okay where would you spend all your time if you could my bed on vacation weighted blanket what is special what is special about the place you grew up nothing honestly not thinking the beaches honestly there's a kfc and there's they call it the big chicken there's like a giant chicken it's like the big donut intersection yeah big chicken um i am from short park alberta which has nothing really exciting about it but my godfather my uncle dennis rest in peace uh is from vegreville and vegreville is the next like kind of town over and it is the home of the largest shanka what is what the shanka it's a ukrainian again shanka it's a ukrainian easter egg okay the world's largest ukrainian easter egg though i know there's nothing exciting where i'm from

no i'll say where i'm from there's a specific smell that smells like nature that's amazing and it was super safe when I was growing up. Now it's like too big and there's too many things. But I think that the cool thing about where I grew up is that we used to hang out on a hill. That's it. That's the Vagraville Sancre. I guess that's cool.

Oh, I have something that's like not cool, kind of fucked up about where I'm from. Okay. Marietta. There's a square in Marietta that's very famous and it's the only place on Sherman's march through the south that he did not burn down because apparently his mistress lived there whoa so it's like nothing in marietta is post-war

like it's all newer construction whatever but this one little square is still like very much like the old school south and i had a friend who lived on the square in high school and there was like a house in the back that was like the guest house but it was the old slave quarters oh jesus Damn. And it was the creepiest motherfucking house. I believe it. There's too many, like, bad history vibes. And I'm like, could I be Sherman right now and burn this bitch to the ground?

No kidding. It's time. It's time. But, like, don't call it a guest house. Tear that shit down. Tear it down. Yeah, this is not, like, history that you need to, like, keep intact. What are you looking forward to in the next coming months?

Months. Honestly, vacation. Me too. I'm trying to decide where to go. I'm trying to get an extra week of vacation because I used all my vacation days for Lady Gang. Really? You haven't told us that before.

I've told you that like 100,000 times. I finished your sentence. Literally. Well, I don't know. I know you guys knew, but I didn't know if our millions of listeners knew. That sucks. That's totally sucks. Wait.

Yeah. You're like, oh, I don't want to do this because I have some vacation. But you also are getting paid a lot for a job. I was just going to say. We've chosen our lifestyles. That's the difference. I've chosen the life I live because I want flexibility and I want to be able to work remotely. Right, right.

You've chosen your job. You know what? You think I make more money than I do. But anyway. Well, bitch, I've been in your house. Same. I can't afford a house. So, you know.

Anyway. Neither can I, but I have one. I am trying to convince my boss that I'll give back a week's salary to the budget if they'll give me an extra week off. Are they going to let you? I don't know. Why don't you tell them to just go fuck themselves? That's what I would do. Mm-mm.

And just take a week. I don't think I can. Because you work insane hours. You should actually be making more money than you are. Can you take the extra hours that you work? Well, oh, you're on salary. I guess that's how it works. Yeah.

But I do work like every weekend. And at night. And like you – yeah, it's bullshit. It's not like a real job. You have like insane hours. Yeah. Anyway, I really want to take a vacation. That's what I'm looking forward to.

I'm also looking forward to Lady Gang coming back on TV and I'll tell you because we have a great time slot kind of. and like um i just think it's like gonna be fun this time because like we're more relaxed about it i'm excited i'm really excited um i would like someone to send me on a free vacation oh same if i'm really looking into like i really need a tropical i need tropical i would like a nice tropical i just said a tropical not nice and i told you no but the hotel i stayed in in the beginning was amazing but you did not need a fancy bikini in costa rica at that hotel i could in that hotel but the other places you went no you wanted a full bottom because you're gonna get herpes when you sit down on the bench it's a little bit wet honestly i didn't get i didn't get bit by a single

bug there's nothing like it was cleaner than i did say earlier there were a lot of bugs she just didn't get bit by them yeah okay they're just crawling beside me all the time yeah i need like a luxury vacation like tahiti or some send me to a zika free country me too please hawaii let's go to hawaii i would love there's a beautiful four seasons i've been there to me let's go it was amazing i was only there for a day and a half honestly i couldn't afford it either and i spent like a day and a half there and i was like wow this is way out of my budget yeah i spent my entire two week long vacation budget on a day and a half at the four seasons it's true um okay last question what are some things you've had to unlearn unlearn what do you even mean i don't

know it's the casual questions i had to unlearn how to love somebody i think oh lord what no i love this don't don't look back look in my eyes look in my eyes no because the way that i used to love was very like all consuming with no boundaries and um almost masochistic in a way and i think from my last relationship i learned how to love with boundaries so if god forbid anything happened i would be okay i love that yeah i don't know you don't know anything i mean i don't know what i've had to unlearn i've had to unlearn how to write emails to relearn you've I think what did you have to relearn is a better phrasing. Is it easier? Yeah.

I had to relearn how to write emails to people. I had to relearn how to greet people when they come in a room. You are getting better at that. I've been very aware. I've been very aware because I used to just be in my zone. Not on purpose, but just it was in my zone. And now even when I'm on shoots and stuff, I'm like, hello, how are you? And I'm like, oh, this is nauseating, but I'm still so nice.

Can you hear me from down here? Oh, my God. Becca got so tired of her. okay okay no not my direction i'm on my left side what have you had to unlearn what have you had to relearn i don't i can't think of this i don't know honestly this is the best you've ever sounded you have to do all podcasts laying down sick what about me can we get lounge chairs oh my god wouldn't that be amazing honestly if we could podcast laying down i could do it forever with like a cocktail in my hand i had to unlearn how to use a credit card

Oh, that's pretty smart. I had to relearn. I learned the right way and then I went rogue and I'm back to having to relearn. You know what I mean? Like paying off the balance every month, very important. You could join the Lady Gang Gets Out of Debt group. But I'm not in debt. Okay.

But if you ever get there again? Probably not. There's nothing. I'm in that group. I'm not in debt at all. And I find it so satisfying when these girls have their little spreadsheets and they're like, I only have $400 more and then I'm debt free. you're like i paid off my student loan today i'm like i love this group you girls are doing it

you're taking it you're getting out of debt you out you're not in debt you're a phony you're fighting all kinds of groups i'm in the uh trying to conceive i'm in the lady gang triumphs which is when you go through divorce i'm in lady gang get out of get out of um debt and then i'm in the dc lady i don't know why i just am because you know because you're in like an omnipotent force She's so weird. You're like Oz. I'm in the lady game. No wonder we can't control you in Facebook.

I'm a lady. I'm in the lady game book exchange. We're probably posting like all these like very not okay things in all these subgroups now that we can't see. I mean, I never post in the subgroup. But going back to the lady gang in debt, there's no worse feeling than being in debt. It's horrible. But when you get out, you literally feel like you can take on the world.

I love Dave Ramsey. he's the guy that does podcasts about financing and he really whips you into shape whips you into shape on that note

we have to whip you into shape for the weekend I'm glad you enjoyed this quickie casual questions did they enjoy it though? someone go out there

and have some strange dick for us have some strange dick get a real audition and unlearn something this week okay okay

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