LadyGang - Live From Ladyworld!

Episode Date: October 7, 2025

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well what is this welcome to the lady gang that's amazing say that again the lady gang things are about to change around here each week we catch up with hollywood's hottest girl posse kelty knight becca tobin and jack vanik hello hello hello welcome to lady world presented by elf the reason that we are all glowing and gorgeous right now is our presenting sponsor who believed in us before anyone did we can't believe it they have been giving away freebies left and right we might bankrupt the company i hope the check clears but i just want to say thank you i'm sure you all appreciate it very very much

how many of you have gone to the gifting suite already yep that's right there's too much shit like i don't know how you're bringing it home but like that's your problem to figure out i think it's a good one it's your problem i just want to say you know when we went to elf we had like literally a deck and a box of air and we're like we have this idea we want everyone to like just take a break and the team patrick and kristin his whole team they were like yeah we're in like no questions asked so i just love that they're supporting women in this way. It made us be able to come out and hire all these women to appear, hire all these workers. Like we're just so touched by that. And now the shenanigans begin. Can I have a moment

for my hair? Jesse's over there in the corner, this hot little brunette. I don't know if any of you guys have heard of a show about like Mormon women in Utah. It's like a little show. it's really niche you know um well i stalked her last night and i got jay-z styled up my ass and i have never felt hotter so thank you jesse you got that utah curl it's giving becca on glee like we're really going back full full circle moment 2012 yeah here she is i love it should we dive in yeah hell yeah it's time for good week yes it is bad week oh no jack i'm obviously going first if you've been to a lady gang show you know i get the nervous shits before i go on and like i have to get the hard part over with so i really i thought long and hard about my good week and i was

gonna do this thing it was gonna be complicated and then this morning i had an epiphany and i'm like, you know what? I know the perfect way to really kick this weekend off. Some of you might have seen this before. If you're an OG Lady Ganger, some of you might not have, but it's really going to bring the energy up. And that is, I don't know if you guys know that Kelty was on The Bachelor before. I don't know if you know that she was kicked off night two. And she had the best exit interview that i have ever seen in my entire life and i thought that we should just it never gets old we should give it a whirl for my good week i can't believe you're doing this right now here you know i really honestly wasn't surprised i had like the worst one-on-one time with brad

and um i said something this week that really offended him and he um just never really got better so I really wasn't surprised I didn't really expect much more of a conversation because tonight's the first time I ever had a conversation with him you know he was never really pulling me aside he never really like took an interest in talking to me so I was always talking at him but he was never really talking to me and I think that it's really hard for me because I'm a dancer So I'm in the entertainment business. And so talking with Roberta and Allie, it's really difficult to sort of explain what life is like for someone who's in this world already and how we can be really lonely also. Cue the tears.

Who's already a star. Give it up for Kelty Knight. I mean, so we have a thing where we don't tell each other our good week, bad weeks because we want it to be a surprise. And I just never expected this from you. And I'm so excited that I would announce that on Monday we're hosting open auditions for Jack's position at the Lady Gang. Crop top, spray tan, lover of guitar players. If you have, like, a background in graphic design, that would be great. First of all, the fact that I'm doing it with a head chain on is so iconic.

Like, a one-shoulder head chain from Sanity Alley, downtown L.A. Didn't you have a, oh my God, what were they called? Like a little peacock earring or something? Your lucky earring? Yeah, like a lucky feather earring. Yeah, as one does. I just think it's the best interview ever because it really shows everything

that you need to know about Kelty Knight. Like she's talking at the guy. He's not even getting a word in. And she's like, why doesn't he like me? I've just been talking at him over and over and over again. And that's so you. And I said something that offended him. Shocker!

Yeah. Yeah. Well, thank God for Chris Knight. Have you guys seen Chris Knight walking around? I just want to let everyone know. Well, can I just follow this up? Sorry, I'm looking at the clock. I want to follow this up by saying my agent, Megan, is here tonight. A better agent than the one who told me that if I wanted to be a TV host, I had to go on The Bachelor. And second of all, I was already dating Chris. So I'm a big liar. And I just really wanted that fame. And I'm just wondering how that worked out thank you for coming to my ted talk the fact that chris waited around for you while you went on the bachelor is insane what is i'm that hot you're

you're seeing it right now i love you i love you too but you are fired and also the more successful bachelor contestant caitlin bristow obviously will be here on sunday so follows in kelty's footsteps a little bit doing everything i do just a little bit better Okay. So am I starting with my good week or my bad week? Hmm. Bad, bad week. Okay. So before the slide goes up, um, you know, I've been a staunch believer in not doing lip filler because I just feel like there's some major mishaps and bad lip filler is really hard to, you know, get past. There can be the most beautiful person, but if there's bad lip filler, you just don't see the face behind the lips. Well, I was feeling insecure and really bad about

myself. And I thought I'm going in for Botox today. Why don't I just say it and just say, load me up, bitch. I'm ready for lip filler. Um, so I said to her, I want to, I want lip filler that will make it look like I've done nothing. Like whatever you think is the most subtle lip filler you can give me because Zach in our wedding vows unofficially said he would divorce me if I did in fact do lip filler. Do you remember when you did a lip flip

and we didn't tell him? Exactly. So I go and she says to me, what I'm giving you is you're gonna call me in a week and you're gonna say, I need more. And I said, that's exactly what I'm looking for. So she numbs me up, and she starts going to town. And I start feeling, like, kind of itchy, right?

And I was like, I've never done this before. Is this a normal sensation? She's like, well, there's a lot of different kinds of sensations. Like, let's just keep it moving. Within 30 seconds, this is my face. I think it looks good. Oh. my wait i'm more concerned about the headband there you go wait this happened to me do you

know what happened to me i do simpson's lips she's a stunning it started to swell my nose and there she is she is beauty she is grace so i had i literally my pictures are identical i know I remember this. So I was being punished by the filler gods and this is what happened. She started to jab me in the face with dissolver, which I know a bunch of you bitches know what dissolver feels like. It felt like fire inside my lips and I was crying my eyes out. She went 15 times with that dissolver needle. So needless to say, I don't have lip filler because it's all been dissolved. And this is how gorgeous I am. Wait, did you show this to Zach? So are we lying? Hold on. We need to know if we're keeping your secret or if we're going to see him and be like, remember

when Becca got lip filler? That was wild. So I did end up getting like 400 bruises on my lip from the dissolver needles. And Zach and I were supposed to go to the bank that day to do something super important and I had to call him and I said I was getting a laser treatment lasers are the best excuse because it's like they don't know what a f***ing laser is I don't know what a f***ing laser is so um I'm upset so I'm gonna have little saggy thin tiny old lady lippies but that's okay because now I know I'm allergic but listen why don't you get the lip flip I did the lip flip but I can't drink out of a straw. I know it's been hard to read the teleprompter too. It's tough. Like I'm like, Oh yeah. Um, okay. So my good week is you listen to the podcast. You heard that I had my

most traumatizing experience in maybe my life and it was going on a show called the weakest link. Okay. So I set you guys up and I told you like, it's coming out, it's coming out. I'm gonna have to go into witness protection i i it was like body snatchers on the set of that show i cannot tell you how panicked i was and how when i walked off that set because i did get voted off second um it should have been first but i think they kept me around because i looked great um and i finished the show and i had a nervous breakdown like not a joke not a funny i was like the world is going to think I'm the biggest f***ing idiot. I can't wait to see the DMs that come in. I barely broke a thousand on my SATs. So I'm not a brain trust, but I'm certainly, I thought

smarter than this. However, this is a lesson to all of us. I had weeks of anticipation for this f***ing show to air, even though I prayed and prayed that the footage would be lost, destroyed something. And I'm here to say that I survived. I'm a survivor. Take a bow. Take a bow baby. I'm a survivor. Say it with me. She's so pretty. Thank you so much. So I just wanted to show you because I've come full circle where I never wanted a single soul to see this footage and now I'm quite proud. So I'm going to get you, I'm going to hit you with the hot spots from the show take it away to be called buffalo wing they must contain at least 51 buffalo true there's one more it gets bridge or tunnel which is a part of a song that connects two different

sections bridge over troubled water who doesn't know a bridge from a tunnel bridge over troubled water that wasn't even an answer that wasn't one of the answers and then here's the worst part okay there's lawyers all over that set and because it's real money I talked about this a little bit on the podcast but you can't go back you can you can have a seizure on stage and they keep it because it's the game and it's real money so there's a rule with weakest link that if you get 50% of the answer right, then you actually get the answer. They did not anticipate that I could be that stupid that I would actually, in fact, say almost 50% of the answer correct. They shut down the show in order for every lawyer there to discuss with producers whether or not my dumb

ass could get the point for that answer. It was three minutes of the worst minutes of my whole entire life. Do you know what people must have been saying about me on that set? Do you know like real lawyers being like, is this what I'm doing right now? They're like, she can't have it. she's absolutely stupid. There's no way. She did say bridge, followed it up with bridge over troubled water. What were you thinking in that moment? Well, I was thinking I was in troubled waters. You're correct. Um, I blacked out and I panicked and I had not good under pressure at all. Like not ever, not never will be. And I heard every second word, maybe third word coming out of Jane's mouth, and I heard bridge and tunnel, and then I thought

bridge, a tunnel goes through water. So I thought maybe she was trying to get me to the name of a song. So close. But I survived, and I'm a survivor, and I just want you all to know that I saw your DMs, all of your support. I thank you so much. I have been asked now to go back to two game shows. Wait, maybe this is your new career. Yeah. And I am in negotiations. What? God, I'm never going to be popular.

You got two? Two game shows. Are they good ones? Cable or network? They're pretty good. Stay tuned. God damn it. Well, actually, I'm really proud of you.

Thank you. Because no matter where you go, you know. There you are. We don't know what will happen. You know what I mean? like they're anyway so yes thank you so much i did get a lady gang dad reach out to me his three daughters listened to lady gang and he started listening and he sent me a nicer dm than my own father about how i was so smart he listens to the podcast my vocabulary is wonderful he has three

smart beautiful daughters and he'd happily take me as his fourth so what a guy this is why i love the lady gang so much it's amazing dads football is back every game every weekend draft king sports book has you covered every snap matters every comeback can shift the game and every fourth quarter moment can change everything follow the action with draft kings the number one sports book for live betting built to keep up with the speed of sports built with canadian sports fans in mind draft kings brings the action together in one easy to use app follow the biggest matchups build your parlays and explore live betting markets as the game develops so you can focus on the football and enjoy the action with confidence download the draft kings app today

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I did mention that my parents are here. And hey, close your eyes now at this part. Oh, right now? Especially my brother. Okay. So we are celebrating Y2K, and as someone who graduated in the year 2000, any other 2000 grads? Am I the oldest person here? Okay, wow.

There's a few. I thought there might be more of you. All right, so anyway, as you know, in the year 2000, there was a really hot trend that was permanent, and it was, don't show anything yet. It was called the tramp stamp. Yeah. And little old me grew up in that small town, gets out in the world for the first time. She's a showgirl on the cruise ship in Alaska,

and she's like, I've got my own money. What am I going to do with it? Tramp stamp. I got a tramp stamp in Ketchikan, Alaska, as you can imagine. Oh, my God. I am tramp stamps available. I would like to show you that tramp stamp now. oh what's that so i'm glad my mom's here i don't even know if she's seen it um so this is me

and this is my tramp stamp it's chinese letters obviously 2000s chinese characters chinese characters sorry my mom had sent me a card in the mail i was very homesick and it said women hold up the sky, to which I skimmed, and I assumed, oh, this symbol, character, must mean women hold up the sky. No research. Going to put it on permanently. Did not fact check. Did not ask anyone.

There was no chat, GBT, my best friend. We don't know what this actually says. We have no idea. Still? I have no idea. I think it's the worst Sharpie-drawn tattoo. Even if you did read this language, you would be like, I don't know. There's someone from Germany here.

It's probably the same. Like, it makes no sense. So this is my tramp stamp. I do want to point out a few things about this great Alaskan tramp stamp. It's off-center. That shadow you see below it, that's my butt crack. Okay? So we did not, we've had an off-center tramp stamp this whole time.

um it's been pretty hard for me okay so what have you removed it so I've been on a mission to become the pristine Kelty Knight I've been meant to be and I thought by the time I get to the beach in Miramar Florida and I'm swimming with the lady gang I want to be free of women going to hold up the sky. So I have been lasering it. Mom, dad, close your eyes. My brother's literally looking at his shoes. I close your eyes, dad. This is me now, bitches. Wow. Gorgeous. We wow. Amazing in that picture. I came full glam for me. Um, yeah, it works. If you want a laser you got a boyfriend husband whatever it does work it is the most painful thing in the world i do feel like has anyone lasered a tattoo here nope okay that's why because you would die

it's horrible it is literally the worst thing in the world um anyway round of applause for tramp stamps congratulations i heard a message no it's a big feat thank you i heard a message that they're back. Not for me. I'm putting one on tomorrow for Y2K. Are you? Yeah. Oh, good for you. Okay. Next up, I just need to stand for this. Can we see it in real time?

It looked a little scarred in that picture. I'm not going to lie. Wow. Yeah, that's gone, baby. We have gotten so far in medicine. Okay. That's gorgeous. I just want you to take a second and look around at what we've created.

Some people came from Canada. People, people came from all over the world. We have merch, we have sponsors, we have activities tent. I got my friends here. We worked really hard this year and thank you so much. And your words of encouragement mean everything. And I know you're looking at me and you're like, God, Kelty really does have it all. she's so hot the bod is bodying she's got one two three emmy awards nominated for another one that'll be my 10th nomination thank you so much we're gonna lose we actually got canceled so maybe we'll give this for pity anyway not to bring the mood down um you look at me and you're like

we're i'm hot i'm good i'm together i have a nice house i've got that hot husband And I want to show you what I found this week in my car. Number one. This is a sign for USPS. It's something I meant to send to Lady Gang, and it never got here. Good luck. Ouch. Number two.

This polka dot lady blouse. Number three. Two door Christmas wreath hangers. for all the wreaths I'm hanging in my car. So many wreaths. Four. This is a filled prescription for Prozac that has not been opened,

which is why I've been crying every single day. Your teeth still look good, though. Your teeth look great. This is an Uncrustable wrapper. I don't know when I ate this Uncrustable. The wrapper's been in there for weeks. Uncrustable is one of the most underrated snacks of our time. So f***ing good.

I think it might be the most delicious, but can I ask a question of the Uncrustable? Yeah. Are you supposed to eat them frozen out of the freezer or let them defrost? Whenever I can get mine, I get it. Like, sometimes I eat it crunchy, and sometimes it's cold. Or frozen. Okay. Next one.

This is my taxes. Kelsey, that's a lot of information that I feel like you're... Oh, yeah, take that one off as my address. I shared my address with you all. This is a pair of Vaso medical leggings that you have to wear when you go to the naturopath to keep you alive. Remember when your naturopath told you to swallow sperm? Oh, yeah. Hey, Dad.

Yeah. He said the secret. It was a guy. It was a man. A man told me that the secret to good health is in the semen. I don't want to talk about it, Becca. Just give a blowjob. Next up is my labooboos.

One LaBooBoo, and then the one that looks crazy is the LaFooFoo. LaBooBoos, they're gone. It's already over? They're done. It's done. It's over. They're done. Next, this is an ice roller.

It was hot. Next, this is my unopened mail. Next, also unopened mail. Tiny bit more mail. Jesus Christ. This CVS receipt. What the CVS? And finally, what is that?

This is a mini chainsaw. A what? This is a pocket chainsaw. This is there, fully charged, for when I need it. Lorena Bobbitt. Oh, God, yes, Lorena Bobbitt. I am not okay. I want everyone to know it.

If you see me this weekend, positive feelings only. thank you for coming to my TED Talk this was no surprise for anyone that your car held any of those items in it wow I love that side part you have now thank you doesn't she look like Posh Spice

I mean I just I just don't know if I'm ever going to get it together you won't like i'm not but going to but thank you prozac they're also a sponsor i wish just kidding i would love to have some big pharma money so if any of you um are currently doing prozac i love well butrin are there any welly b girls out there gabba penton adderall

wow you know yes she's standing up i know you're on well butrin because you have some enthusiasm You still feel happy. Yeah, that's right. There you are back there. I see you. You're wearing bright colors. It's working. Oh, there you are.

You made a fathead of me in a sombrero. You might need to lower your dose. Okay, so we have had such a ride. And we've decided it's a little bit of an allegedly because we all three chose something that brought us joy in pop culture as of late. Kelty, what is your allegedly spark joy moment? I'm going to bring it back up. Something put me back together. I was broken.

I had a chainsaw in the front seat of my car. I think we like really skimmed over that. Like, I don't feel like we really understood there was a chainsaw. Why was it there? What were you using it for? We don't know yet. Oh, it's just there. It's just there in case, okay?

You are the handy lady of the... I am handy. Something happened this week that we really need to talk about. Please roll the clip. i am sexually attracted why is he so hot but like not you know but not yeah i'm having trouble figuring out if dylan efron is a good dancer or a terrible dancer let's watch can i see it again is it just because he's so nice he is the nicest guy now abs and the abs okay hands up if you think he's a good dancer yeah right okay hands up if you think he's a bad dancer but he's just hot

Oh, no. Ah, 55. A crowd divided. He looks like he wears a lot of bracelets. You know what I mean? Bracelets? Yeah. Like a puka shell.

He has Zach's puka shell necklace for sure. I have a fucked up admission, okay? It's a safe, right? This is a safe space. So, you know how we're always talking about men in jewelry on the podcast, and we're like, ew, gross, ugh. Wait, what does Zach wear? No, no, nothing.

A watch, a ring. Well, sometimes a ring, you know what I mean? Depends where he is. But I am always on the bandwagon of like, gross, yeah, men in jewelry give me the ick. Guys, I love a man in a bracelet. A bracelet? But what kind? I love like a leather strap bracelet.

And maybe like it's adorned with like a beaded bracelet. No. Is this along with like a nice watch or is this in place of a nice watch? It's exclusively bracelets. First of all, Bill just walked across to the back of the stage. Who gave this man a photo pass? Bill! Dad!

Oh, my God. Bill! Oh, shit. Before the rain comes, we got to move on. Wait, Dad, come say hi. We got to move on. Okay. Wait, here's mine.

Here's mine. So, I think Kelty and Jack somehow landed on hot men to marry. Thank God there's someone watching over them. But their taste in men is so f***ing bad. Yeah. You've seen their ex-boyfriend they share. He wore eyeliner. He wears a rose vest.

Yes, he wore an embroidered rose vest, and he wears like a size 22 women's jean. No shade. It's fine. We welcome all bodies. However, I just think that it's revolting. I mean, I did just say I like a man in a bracelet, so who am I? To throw stones. But there was something we talked about on the podcast recently where they both were

swooning over Machine Gun Kelly. So hot. so hot. I beg of you to watch this video of Machine Gun Kelly at the Jennifer Hudson show and tell me that you would let this man penetrate you. Take it away. Have you seen this?

This is so upsetting. What the I love it. Oh yeah, oh yeah, MPK is here. It gets better. Hold on. He did not do the Charleston. hold on hold on oh no

oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no my son does this move can i just please for the love of god who finds that attractive i do still Yes! The end. Oh, flowers down. It's for us. God forbid a man catches a vibe, you know? He's just chilling.

I love him. I listen to his music when I'm hiking. No, sir. Flowers are falling down. That's fine. Oh, no, okay. Well, this is important. I know.

This is really important for our inner circle to know. Okay, you guys. No, baby, we're rain or shine. We came here. tomorrow's gonna be the best day ever this is gonna blow over we're in florida thank you guys for sitting just wait for this it's gonna be fine um okay so i'm gonna leave you with this note so we've been doing this podcast for 10 goddamn years and i'm not gonna say that we came up with it but i think that we came up with a sign off

see you next tuesday and i think that there's a lot of podcasts that have been ripping it off and copying it and be like, oh, this is like our new thing. It's so, you know, we're so smart for doing this. We're going to do like a girl podcast and release it on Tuesdays. I'm like, and we're going to say see you next Tuesday. Okay, so I saw something on the internet that I was inspired by. And it was, of course, Cardi B. And she has given me our new mantra for the lady gang.

And I want you to see it. Michelle Obama always says, when they go low, we go high. Is that your philosophy? No, no. When they go low, I take it to hell where the lava is at. The volcano erupted. That's where I take it. I don't take it high.

I take it low. So we're taking it low. To where the lava's at. We're taking it to hell. So it's the new sign off is when they go high, we go low to hell where the lava's at. The lava's at. Say it with me. Do you approve?

Where the lava's at. where the love is at where the love is at where the love is at when they go high we go low when they go high we go low

when they go high we go low where the love is at where the love is at yes, yes, yes, yes, yes yes, flat Stanley I am so sick of being a good person. You never were.

I'm exhausted. I just want to yell at people and write bad emails. And they won't let me. But now we're letting her. We're entering a new era, you guys. I hope you're with us on this. We're not going to be nice anymore. We're not going to be pleasant anymore.

Because you know what? We're in our 40s. And 40s. I'm not in my 40s yet. Well, you're almost there, bitch, okay? you can't be on this podcast if you don't claim 40 okay fine so we are no longer in our 30s we're in our 40s and we go where the lava's at okay and thank you guys for coming to where the literal lava is at in florida it is so hot here thank you for being here we love you so much we

have some incredible people coming way better than us which is why we started when the sun was still up and it was very early and you guys are still sober. We have headliners that are so great and we are leading them in. Are we ready for them? Can you play Dylan one more time? Yeah, should we take us out with...

She really needs to see it. I won't be dancing. Thank you so much! We love you guys! Thank you so much for being here! We love you, Lady World! Someone take a pic and DM me, please! wait my boobs are out hold on hold on hello mine's just gonna fall out too okay great lady gang is hosted and produced by kelty knight becca tobin and jack vanek with social media

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