LadyGang - Lost & Found (But Mostly Lost)

Episode Date: September 9, 2025

In today’s chaotic installment of LadyGang, two-thirds of the crew misplace their keys and spiral into a full-blown detective mission that proves we’d all be terrible on CSI. Meanwhile, the third Lady doesn’t lose her keys… but does lose her dignity in a spectacularly awkward way that might just top her all-time embarrassing moments list. From lockouts to laugh-outs, this episode is proof that no matter how put-together we pretend to be, we’re always one step away from disaster.Check out our amazing sponsors!!Origins: Discover the butter way to cleanse with Origins Youthtopia™ Apple Butter Cleansing Balm! Available now at Origins.com and ULTA!Old Navy: Need summer activewear? Shop in store OR online at OldNavy.comApretude: Prevent HIV! Talk to your doctor and learn more at Apretude.com or call 1-888-240-0340Progressive: Wanna save on car insurance? Visit Progressive.com to see how much you can save!Pura: Does your car stink?! Get 20% your Car Diffuser with code "Car20" at Pura.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

well what is this welcome to the lady gang that's amazing say that again the lady gang things are about to change around here each week we catch up with hollywood's hottest girl posse kelty knight becca tobin and jack vanik hello hello hello welcome to lady gang i'm becca tobin here with jack vanik and kelty night hello hello what's up people guys you know oh you know oh no what i don't know your face is saying something over there i just like you know when your husband when your husband loves you so much, but you're like, I, okay. Never heard of it. I had a thing happen to me last night that I'm kind of laughing about now because this is how like spoiled ridiculous I am. Like Chris Knight

loves me so much. And he is like, you need, he's Taylor Swift. You need to calm down. And so he like, we're going to bed and you know, I haven't been sleeping. And he's like, I have this thing called NuCalm and it's like you put on your headphones and it like is like a sound wave machine that's supposed to like calm down your brain or whatever. And he's like, I really just think this is going to help you. And I'm looking at this man like, baby, I am taking strong ass pharmaceuticals. Okay. Like I love you. The headphones are not going to do shit. You know what I mean? Like I'm kind of like, but, but he loved me so much and you really believe in this thing. And so he's like, just get me some headphones. This man does not understand

what it takes me in my life to find a pair of working headphones. Okay. So like first I got my headphones I use when I work out and they're like the big wireless ones. Would not, he's like, oh, they, they won't collab. They won't collab with my phone. They keep collabing with your phone. I'm like, I'm turning off, I'm turning off my, I'm turning off my, um, what's not the Wi-Fi, the Bluetooth. I'm like, I don't know what to tell you. My Bluetooth's off. Like it can't be pairing to my phone. He's like, it says it's pairing with your phone. I'm like, okay. I'm like, okay, well let me go and get a different pair. So then I go and get my AirPods and they're dead. Cause why have I plugged them in, in the last decade? No. Why? I have two pairs right here,

right here, sitting here, ready for phone calls that are both dead, not charged. Why? Cause Apple keeps, sorry to start this with a rant, but Apple, you need to pick a plug. You need to pick a plug and you just stick the with it it's called planned obsolescence i thank you jack and it's like but now i have 75 this plug doesn't fit in here i can't there's no plugs where's the plug so then i'm like okay let me just and i'm like i just don't know if i can and i find one with a cord and he's like ah yeah but my phone doesn't know and i just looked at this man and i was ready to just be like i don't need the calm but then like i clearly did and also he was putting such an effort into like loving me and taking care of me so i didn't want to be like whatever so then i

knew calmed against my will and the thing is 25 minutes long i'm just letting you know i that's not long enough not i was thinking that was far too long oh to put you i thought i was supposed to like lull you to sleep no it doesn't lull you to sleep it's like a meditation and then oh no that's far too long then i can still read after right and he's like yeah yeah and like here the thing is, is it's, you know, it's Sunday scaries and I have a hundred things to do. I'm realizing that all the things I didn't do. So what I'm doing now is I'm new calming and I'm meditating in a, in a, when is this over? When is this over? When is this over? It was one of the worst. As I always do when I meditate. It was one of the worst. I was like, I'm not a good meditator.

No. I'm not meant to sit and stew. I need to be doing something. My meditation is like cleaning a closet. I like to do those activations when I go for a walk. Like I need to be plucking an eyebrow. Like I can't just be. She needs to be knocking a task off of her to-do list while she meditates. It's not a task. It's like I have to move my body, like sitting in silence and stewing. And I know that that's probably the best thing for me is just to calm, sit down. But then I'm like tapping my toes and like, oh, just. Aren't you taking a sleeping pill? Oh yeah. Okay. Have you ever tried trazodone? Isn't that what you're taking? Yeah. It literally changed my life. Trazodone? No, I'm taking, um. And it's non-habit forming, so it's not going to

get you in the loop. Oh yeah. Also. Well, I'm trying, here's the thing. I'm trying not to take the sleeping pill, which I should just take. Just take the trazodone. But also this is not just stress. This is all of my friends that are your exact age. It's perimenopause. It's perimenopause. It's really hormonal. It really sucks. Have you gotten your hormones checked? I just had them checked and they were fine, but listen, who knows? But also I'll tell you something else how I know it's menopause-ish. You guys have slept in my house. You know that we never put the AC on because I didn't grow up with AC and I'm not realizing what a pain this is. so so i have realized that like the only way i can sleep is if the ac is at 68 degrees i've never

wanted to be cold in my life i've been cold my whole life now i'm too hot now i need the ac on all the time the hot flashes baby so yeah well it's like i didn't get to have one year oh after your uterus feeling normal yeah one so welcome to being a woman babe i know literally We're just always struggling and in pain. Yeah. It's like, what the fuck? Okay. Anyway.

All right. Time. Is it time? Sorry. That wasn't my bad week. That was just a welcome to the lady gang. Oh. Well, it's time for.

Good week. Yes, it is. Bad week. Oh, no. Okay. I'm going to go first. So my good week is I have found a new favorite drink, Move Over Aperol Spritz. We have now got Sauvignon Blanc with jalapenos in it. This is, have you tried it?

Are you a wine drinker though? No. So I love a wine. I love a Sauvignon Blanc. Like nothing is better than a nice crisp Sauvignon Blanc. And I ordered it when I was in Hawaii and the bartender was like, have you ever tried the jalapeno trick? And I was like, no, I've never heard this. And I am an avid drinker like I am shocked that this has not come across my desk yet and so all it is is you throw a few pieces of jalapeno with the seeds in it still into your sauvignon blanc and it gives it like the best bite ever it's kind of like a spicy margarita but for wine and I am obsessed and it's all I think about is when I can drink it next how many like how many slices are we talking like three but like ice no they just throw it into the glass of wine and then by

the end of the seeds they just like sit in the wine and they make it spicy so you're it's basically like spicy wine it's very bizarre but i'm telling you spicy wine is it's so it's so so so good so anybody that's a wine drinker out there that like loves the sauvignon blanc and like loves spicy margarita like this is your new i have a question for you i don't know anything about the wines savion blanc can you describe what that is that a sweet one is that a tart one no it's like the driest white wine like the most mild one most mild like big type of wine that you could have so you want to know something fun i my mom used to drink wine out of a box when i was growing up i didn't know that was trashy until i moved to new york slap the bag baby that's what we used

to play in college. What's slap the bag? You'd have bagged wine, boxed wine, but you'd take it out of the box and it's a bag and then you would like drink it and somebody would slap it while you're drinking it and then it would make more wine come out. It's called slap the bag. I guess that's not really a game, but it was a thing. A wine hangover is truly the worst thing that I've ever experienced in my life. Yeah. Mine are all just kind of the same. Really? Oh God. Mine is specifically wine it's so weird most people's are but yeah anyways try it if you like wine and spicy things um my bad week is the most embarrassing thing in the world happened to me so there's like two most embarrassing things that could don't make a promise you can't keep jack what this 10 years

of lady gang if this is not the most embarrassing thing it's what it's up there i'd say the most embarrassing thing that has probably happened to me is when I blew three of my tires when I went the wrong way over the spike strip. So this is now the second most embarrassing thing that's happened. So Alexis and I are writing a book and we went on this like little writer's retreat to this wellness hotel in Palm Springs. It's a small hotel that used to be like a motel that they renovated, right? So some of the things are like older that they have renovated. So I woke up in the morning. I had my morning coffee and then I had my morning poop. So I go into the hotel room, have my poop. It wasn't great. Like it's not, it wasn't something to write home about, but I was

like, at least there was like a little bit of something. And I go to flush the toilet. I have not even put toilet paper in this toilet yet. It's just like little remnants of what I've gotten out of my stomach. It clogs. I try to flush it again. Cause I was like, it's just a little bit of poop in there i've tried to flush it again it does the rise you know when it like starts rising oh no and you're like is it gonna overflow doesn't overflow but it's at the top and i'm like oh my god you know what you're supposed to do in that situation what turn the water off and then does it start going down well just in just for anybody just so it doesn't keep so there's a little valve at the bottom of most toilets and you're just supposed to turn it righty tighty lefty lucy i think it's

like righty-tighty to shut the water off. But just for anybody, because it does save the day. Otherwise, you get poo water on the floor. Okay. So I was almost there. It's like at the tippy-tippy top. And I'm like, well, there's not a plunger in here. Because I always wonder that when I go to hotel rooms, I'm like, what if I clogged the toilet? Then what do you do? So that happened. It's clogged. It's almost overflowing. And I'm like, oh my God. And we were staying in there in the middle of the week. The place only has like 10 rooms. there's one man working there he was attractive we had been talking to him the whole day and i'm like i'm gonna have to tell this man that i clogged i shit and clogged our toilet so i'm like

and i'm like thinking about it i tell alexis she's like just like let it sit for a bit maybe he'll go down like a true best friend i know we weren't in the room we were outside working i'm like okay that does work sometimes it'll like nature will maybe it'll start like coming apart yeah it was soft to begin with i'm telling you this is not the poop that should have clogged a toilet like it's not so anyway so i wait a little bit i go back in an hour nothing has changed i'm like oh my god oh my god oh my god i'm like what do i do and i usually don't get embarrassed by things like i could usually push through and like but i'm like this is really pushing me so i finally the cleaning lady finally comes i'm like oh my god i gotta get her i find her can i please have

the plunger. So she gets me the plunger. I start plunging. Nothing is happening. I'm plunging for like 20 minutes. It's not budging. Like, I don't know what is stuck in there. It is insane. So then again, I'm like, I tell Alexis, she's like, just let it sit, I guess for a little bit more. I let the poop sit in the toilet for hours and I go back in and I try for like the fourth time and it finally works. And it finally goes down. Alexis was right all along. But I'm like, I was so close for that overflowing and it going all over our bathroom floor and really being in a pickle. But I was panicked. I was, it was, it was pretty, pretty traumatizing for me. And I didn't even do anything. You know, I use a lot of toilet paper. I didn't even do that. Like I could have

been at fault for that, but I wasn't. This is why I struggle so much. You guys make fun of me because sometimes we'll like, you know, go to New York and New York hotel rooms are $8 million a night, even the shitty ones. And I, I know this is a flaw of mine, but if I am in a hotel room where it doesn't feel like this place is pristine, that's why I struggle so much. I'm like someone's poo water has definitely overflowed onto this bathroom floor. And I will leave a hotel if I walk in. And I think that that has not been adequately, you know, there's just a vibe. There's a vibe in a hotel room where, you know, it has, it is properly cleaned in if it has not been. And so that's it. That's all I think about of all the gross things that happen in hotel rooms.

Yeah. This hotel, this hotel was super nice. Like they definitely redid everything, but not the pipes you know yeah the pipes were struggling back there anyways what were you gonna say oh did you guys did you guys watch that 60 minutes when we were in high school where they went in with the black light in the hotel rooms and they found the most jizz on the curtains i'm definitely like ignorance is bliss with most things like that even with like you know like restaurants if you even knew what was going on behind the scenes at restaurants it's like you wouldn't want to eat anywhere ever ever again so I'm just like I don't want to know don't tell me but see here's the good thing about being a tornado of a human is like I don't really want

to eat in my kitchen either because I know that like we've been using this knife on like 14 different things for like three days and we just keep wiping it on the dish towel like yeah I'm gross we already know that but why do you do that it's just because it's out like I'll cut the apple then i'll yeah i know and then also like i know that my dad every time it comes down is like you know you need to clean the like filter of your dishwasher and i was like yeah have you ever done it it's a terrible job it's very grimy it's got it's a little greasy it takes a whole situation you gotta get a wire brush in there like that's not happening so are my plates clean? Maybe. There's not poop water on them, but like, I don't, I wouldn't say they're

like pristine, Becca. Enjoy your cheese plate. And you know, like once a year as a homeowner, you have to get your washer dryer, um, vent filter thing cleared out or you'll get a house fire. Oh, I should probably do that soon. Yeah. So those are the fun things. Um, love being an adult. I know Chris this weekend was like, should we get a condo in Malibu? And he's like, I just don't want to like take care of anything malibu i know all the places of all the fires yeah i know well they're they're cheap they're probably affordable right now yeah but then when you can't get fire insurance and then when it when it burns to the ground then you're you're not wrong now back to the lady gang okay i'll go next um okay my good week is for those of you who

listened to the podcast last week, you know, I had my confessional about the weakest link and doing the episode and having a lot of shame involved. You know, this really is such a testament to the old Brene Brown shame, love secrecy type thing where it's like you feel the most shame when it's in the shadows and you're too afraid to admit it. But then when you just come clean and you rip off the bandaid, it's really like a beautiful, beautiful lesson, if you will. I've received so much support and outpouring of support from the community, from the community. And I am just really with each day that passes and each day that gets closer and closer to the premiere of my episode of weakest link, I am feeling liberated. I am

feeling okay. I'm feeling like I can take, I can take this on. So you can keep going. I can keep going. What are people saying? Are they like, I also thought Buffalo was in Buffalo wings? Or like, how technical are we getting? Wait, can we first acknowledge the fact that Kali, our lovely social media girl, did find a clip of us talking about literally Buffalo wings? Yes, yes.

When Kelty was confused about... Buffalo sauce. Yeah, the Buffalo sauce. And anyways, we didn't do ourselves any favors. So I'm among geniuses. Anyways, the I knew the answer. You did. You did. But we know this about you, Jack. You know, you know, information that most people got the smarts. But yeah, it's just been general. Like, you know, don't worry about it. We all know you're smart. We all I struggle with this too.

This is something this is unfair. This is what unjust whatever. It's just very nice that people are going to support me and they're going to go after the trolls when this does air. So thank you for that. My bad week is that I have just been very forgetful and very, my brain is in, is not attached to my body. And I recently got a new car and I'm not a car person. I don't really care, but Zach's obsessed with cars. So he wheels and deals and gets me this car and he's obsessed with this car and this car it's it's brand new and what you know he's so excited I got this it's called the Cadillac Vistique it's like a miniature Escalade oh so it's like a mom car but I I can't drive a huge car so it's like the size that my Range Rover was

yeah but it has a third yeah oh yeah it's cute it's electric it's electric um so I really it's beautiful it's a beautiful car it was the first of it's the first that it's been made this year this style of car this all stupid shit zach's telling me it was the first one that got to texas allegedly like the first one that landed in texas oh shit so we're in the guinness book of world records i'm just kidding um so zach i destroy my vehicles i'm very bad with my cars i'm very i just am not great but this time around i'm like i am gonna do zach proud i'm gonna i'm gonna keep it so nice. I'm going to just really keep track of all the things. So one day I am going to take Ford to school and I'm like, I cannot find my car key. I cannot find my car key. I'm

panicking, panicking. I look for 8 million years in my laundry basket, all the places. I'm like, nope, I'm going to have to say something to Zach. I'm going to have to ask Zach because this is we're in a time crunch and I don't know where it is. He's of course very kind about it, but in his mind it's i know i can read his mind and he's like of course she did this of course she couldn't she failed so then i realized you know what i was cleaning out my car the other day trying to keep it nice and i thought the only place that this could be is in the garbage can not the garbage can in my kitchen the garbage cans outside of my house because the the garbage had been taken out since this happened oh shit i had to put on rubber gloves and go through an entire

filled up trash can each bag one by one sure enough my mother and key was in there no it was thank god you found it i know in like chicken juice you know it's just disgusting so i can only improve so much it was disgusting bigger key ring no what's on your key ring what kind of what kind of flare do you have not a lot but i don't the problem i i assure you you need a big flare you need a big flare yeah because you just have the little key fob right like on one little dingle dongle on it yeah i think you need a big flare and you will not have this problem or should i put an apple tag on it well you should definitely put an apple tag on it but then it's like a big flare too still gotten taken out in the trash it's true i think just

some sort of like next time jack's in japan we get you like some feather a little boo-boo honestly i'll give you my lafufu no thank you and that could really work no you know you can only do like even when you're trying your best sometimes you just can't change who you are no that's the reality of this that's very true this literally i listen you're gonna run into a curb zach needs to know that right now like you're like i i'm sorry and that he it was excited that he got you the first electric Cadillac in Texas and he wants to tell you all the factoids, you need to reply with your own factoid, which is I hit curbs. You know what I mean? He should have kept that car for himself. Yeah. You're the person that should be driving a

used car. I'm sorry. I know. I know. I've said this. There's no reason you need a new car. you should be driving a car that's already up does he have a car too are you guys sharing it no he has a car too he has a brand new car and i have a brand new car that is because it just not like not because we're making it rain but because like both of our so his lease was up and then i had owned my car for too long he's like we're gonna be upside down in this thing because you treat it like shit we gotta get rid of it before you know you know how men are and i'm like i don't know what your logic is but sure get rid of my car just get me something that i can't that i like don't need to take care of and he's like well no i'm not gonna do that i'm not gonna have a car

in my garage that i don't support oh wow okay he has to support it he has to support the choice like becca of all things like you should be driving a honda civic like he like it just will go forever it's never gonna break i know but i have a child i need a large vehicle i do understand the logic of needing like a third row when you hit those curbs you want him to be protected Yeah, I need him to be protected when I inevitably break traffic laws and put myself in danger. Yeah, you need a Hummer, really. Honestly? Zach drives a Hummer.

He does? I love Hummers. That's so funny. He does. You're like, hey, baby Ford, good luck with Earth and the global warming. Let me drive my Hummer. It's electric. Oh, it's electric.

I saw one of those. They look really nice, actually. I love a Hummer. if you were still dating people if you were going on dates would you rather someone show up to your date in a hummer or a tesla cyber truck a hummer for sure yeah hummers are having a comeback like it's a it's a weird thing right now they're they sort of went from being back in the day cool ish then only douches it was like get in the hummer i'm we're going to hide yeah and then and And then it was like a little bit dead.

They didn't really even make them anymore, I don't think. And then they like re-released all these electric Hummers. Because they're electric, yeah. And people in Texas, they love a big car, you know. Everything's bigger in Texas. It sure is. Well, Godspeed, Becca. Thank you.

You're listening to The Lady Gang. I also have a bad week that has to do with a car. Um, so, you know, I just like to do everything that Becca does. Did you get the Cadillac Vistique? I got the Vistique, baby. No, I, um, I, so I am driving the Fiat again. I'm back to the Fiat. I think I had the VinFast for a while with Derek and then we switched it back because

I know myself and I cannot have a nice car. I wreck everything. Like we had the VinFast for what, six weeks and then we totaled it. Like we just can't, we can't have nice things. and so yeah we can't have nice things so i'm back to like my old used vin fat or uh fiat tiny little baby car and it has no bells and whistles like when i tell you the ac barely works in this car like there's nothing it has an electric window which i think is like pretty nice um but it's got nothing it's got nothing to offer and it's got so much nothing to offer that like if it's

the kind of car that they made the technology where they could you could have a key fob before they figured out that everyone would have a key fob and lock their keys in the car so like if you leave you know with the new car keys if you leave your car key in the car it will like beep at you or it'll be like hey don't go you know my keys in here my my my car is like good and luck to you you, Tishka. So I'm at E and it was literally two days after E got canceled. The vibe is low. Okay. The depression is low and everyone's like, well, what are you going to do with your stuff? And I was like, okay, I got to start like cleaning out my office. So I put like a bunch of stuff in the back of the car. I finished the show. I'm sitting in my office for a while and I go to

get in the car and the keys are not in the bag. The keys are in the car and I can see them and they're taunting me. And you know what else is in my car? My spare key. My spare key is in the glove box because that is where you should put your spare key. That is so weird. So I am there alone at the NBC building and you know what else is happening? My phone's dying. Why? Because I had already put my bags in the car because I was going to clean them out after and I didn't have my phone charger in my office. So I didn't charge the phone. So I have to go down and play a game I like to call Will Kelty Make It? And I go down to the street and I have to call an Uber to take myself home. Oh, my God. And I'm just like in the Uber, canceled show, phone dying, might not even make it to see the Uber arrive on my phone. And I'm just like, you know, I, I just cannot be responsible for myself.

This is why Prince Derek really came in handy. He was a great, he's a great at driving me around. He always, the car was charged. The car was. He would have charged your phone. He would have made sure your keys. Yeah. No, I'm not. I need a professional babysitter. I don't have one and it's not going great. But anyway, I went home, I got my Chris's key, spare key, and then I took an Uber back and got my car. Rough. You don't have friends? I have no friends. No, no. Well, I used to have friends named Jack and Becca, but they both moved away from me because I'm that horrible that they were like, we got to get out of the city. No, just Los Angeles.

Okay. I have a good week that is so amazing. My good week is named Amanda Sanchez. Listen, I know that we have fans of Lady Gang, but they're not as- I know we've got at least a few. There's a few out there. But every once in a while, you meet a fan that you have never seen in the community, a fan that has never popped up. She's not in the Facebook group. She's not- Are you talking about the TikTok? Yes.

Oh, I loved this. Amanda Sanchez. So I don't know how we found the TikTok. I think that TikTok, Lady Gang TikTok found it and then reposted it and then that's how I saw it. But this woman, Amanda Sanchez, my hero, is literally like, hey, I got to tell you something. There's this podcast, Lady Gang. I don't think anyone I know listens to it. I was like, that's rude, Amanda. First of all, Lots of people listen to it, but like, you know what? True lady gang are given to be a little harsh and like, they're doing this lady world festival and it looks so good.

And you really want to go, but like, I don't want to go alone. I like none of my friends listen to this pod. And I saw it and I was like, Oh my God, amazing. And so I start commenting and then she, she follows up and it's true Kelsey style. And she's like, by the way, the podcast is amazing. And if you don't listen to it, you should be got to listen from the beginning because you've got to listen to this. No, you don't.

she goes, you got to listen to the whole thing. All the advice they've given each other over the years. Like they're just such incredible people. Like all the, you know, she's like, you got to listen to it. So then Lady Gang starts commenting and then I start commenting and I was like, she's like, I don't know if this is creepy or whatever. I was like, it's not creepy. I love it. I need more of it. And then I was like, how many times would Kelty comment on this? I went back. I commented four times. Wow. And then Jack commented. Becca did a Becca, which she saw it, but did not comment. And Amanda Sanchez is amazing. So then I DM her. I'm like, Amanda Sanchez, I need to tell you this. It means a lot to me. And I was like, you got to come to Lady

World. And I was like, lots of girls are coming alone. I was like, do you need me to hook you up with friends? Because there's all these solo ladies that are looking for friends to hang out with. There's people that are like, I have a space in my cove. We can make this work for you. And she's like, I really want to go. And I was like, you don't love Hannah Burner? And she's like, no, I love Hannah Burner. I was like, you don't want to see Stassi? And she's like, no, I love Stassi. And I was like, okay. And she's like, well, I'm going to try to find a friend. I was like, well, and that's where we left it. Oh, so you don't even know if she's coming. No, I have no idea. I was like, I'll help you find it. I was like, you're getting a concierge

deal here. But Amanda Sanchez, then she went back to her original, which was like trying to find a friend. I was like, the lady gang, the whole purpose of lady gang is you don't need friends. You have parasocial relationships. It's a bunch of people without friends coming together to have friends that like the same stuff. Yeah. I hope Amanda comes. I know. Amanda Sanchez, you're the new light in my life. But also then I went back and I started watching. She's so funny, you guys. You know when you discover someone who is undiscovered? She did all these TikToks about like – she did this whole rant about if I go on social media and I see another CEO doing a fake podcast interview about how great their pants are. And she was like, you know,

they went to a podcast studio and they set up a thing and then they're like, you know what's great? My pants. Well, it's just a whole rant. I was like, I feel exactly the same way. I was like, don't you dare act like you do the grind of a podcast so you can have the CPM of the lady gang because you don't, Viore. Okay. Well, I understand the sentiment. Yes. There's a lot of fake podcasting going on. It's so weird. It's the weirdest. I'm like, is this a flex these days, having a podcast? No, because they found out that it's more. Because they can get clips. Yeah. You can get clips and also you're more respectable if you're talking to a podcast, Mike. And I was like, no, you're not. Which is so insane. Let us be your case study. You're not. You're not.

But it doesn't matter how long you've been doing it. This episode's a little short today because we have to go into a meeting for Lady World. We're very busy, but we gave you what you wanted. I hope this was a good checkout and we will see you next Tuesday. That's all we got for you. This is a weird thing for you to do to our listeners. I know. I'm sorry.

We'll see you next Tuesday. Social support from Kali Correra. Editing from Jared Monaco. Producing from Steve Delameter. And iconic hosting, creating, and being the gang gang of all gangs by Becca Tobin, Jack Vanek and Kelty Knight. Kelty Knight support by Derek Haley.