LadyGang - LQ QUICKIE: Reading Our Own Reviews

Episode Date: July 18, 2024

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It's time for a quickie. Podcast one presents the Lady Gang, the Hollywood girl posse with Lady Gang Quickie. Here's Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin and Jack Vanek. Let's make this quick. Hello, hello, hello. Welcome to Lady Gang Quickie. I am Becky here with Jack and Kelty. Kelty is a glass and a half deep of wine.

Because there's a reason. Because we're drinking Bethany's rosé. Forever young rosé. Thank you, Bethany Frankel. want to appreciate you for the bottle so i have conglopted nine reviews i have okay we're gonna read bad reviews of the podcast now this is why she feels bad about herself yeah this is why i feel bad about myself because you went down a rabbit hole it's very funny okay so here here's what i want to say to everyone out there i know i'm the most annoying member of the lady gang so here's

what happened to set this off. So a few weeks ago, I went on the scrubbing in podcast with our friend, Tanya, um, Becca Tilly was at Allie, our friend is wedding and they were having guests co-hosts. Right. So I was like, absolutely. I'll show up. So I went over and we had the best conversation. It was really about Tanya and I have always both been very a type and very career oriented. And I'm, I pretended to be, or I feel like I am a little less like the pressure's on, you know what I mean? I'm kind of like relaxed a bit. Yeah. And she was like, Oh my God. So what's next what do you and i was like honestly i'm really happy like i love my job at e i love where lady gang's at like i just want to do life like i want to live i want to enjoy myself like i just

don't want to put so much pressure on myself she's like oh my god i can't believe it so then she posted the episode which was amazing and it was it's always good to see her and we talked about her wedding and it was a great episode but the comments were literally like i gotta be honest i hated the last time kelty was on scrubbing in she's so intense it's nice to see her chill out and then well that's good there were many many comments about how like you literally four years ago when you're on scrubbing and you were the most annoying person in the world and now you seemed like slightly less annoying abrasive okay and I was like oh well maybe the reviews of the lady gang podcast will also feel this way about my new era and you give like a little bit

to her ego and she's like I think now everybody loves me yeah this is hard and like I get it hard to watch no and the part of it is is that i feel like i want everyone to love lady gang the way that i love you guys yeah and it's not possible no and i think you both sit in reality where you're like people are gonna love us people are gonna hate us oh yeah i still live but it's none of my business yeah my business we're not everyone's glass of champagne exactly isn't that the meme of tea and so they're like i'm not every i may not be everybody's cup of tea but i'm a glass of because i'm a glass of champagne if you don't like the taste of me you better get some better taste or yeah something yeah no anyway no he wasn't my cup of tea but i drink whiskey now

yeah that was a jack fanning thing i was gonna say i like jack fanning yeah um so anyway but again it's like i i think of your friend bernie brown who's not your friend but i think of her saying like if you're not in the arena getting your ass kicked then i don't care about your opinion totally but i also know that i'm not strong enough to do this sober so we had to drink a bottle of wine before the reviews i wish i had known i would have had more to drink well here's the thing i have already she's pressed me on this and she said they're mostly about her yeah because i didn't realize like i'm shocked you guys are such good friends i'm such an easy person to hate you're such good friends that you've protected me i we don't read the reviews we don't read this

No, I know you don't read the reviews, but you know, I'm annoying. I don't think you're annoying at all. I don't either. I think you're hilarious. I think if somebody thinks you're annoying, they don't know you. You're misunderstood. Yeah. It's the same way that if someone thinks I'm an evil bitch, I'm misunderstood because there

are facets of my personality that can come off as evil and bitchy. And there are facets of your personality that can come off as annoying, but that doesn't make you an annoying person. it's just little facets of ourselves and if you think that that's all that we are then you just don't know us skibbity dibbity boom yeah boom yeah boom yeah okay so here we go you're like a 12 year old boy right now i know i'm wearing my matt nathanson hat it says wherever you go there you are i have a serious question you have a tattoo on your body that says that it says little victories

I thought you had a wherever you go, there you are. I love this saying. But here's what I want to know from the lady gang. She didn't answer your question. I don't have that tattoo. But what I want to know is this. If we plan a lady gang festival situation in Florida, how many of you would want me to fly Matt Nathanson, I'll fly him on my own dollar because we don't have the budget, to do a bonfire at midnight where he just sings like Matchbox 20 covers? Yes.

Wait, that's the way to have him do that festival. I don't like, uh-uh. No, no. Yes. touch box 20 yes i'm gonna push you around no yeah no yes yes no you don't get it yes yes no yes songs plus some 90s covers no but more people are gonna why can't you shine and i don't want the world to see me because i don't think that they i think this is a genius idea thank you genius i think it's not the genre yes it is the genre not you don't you want to hear

him just not for him i want to hear him do his songs i want to hear a few covers might be fine but if we want to do some like weird cover situation we should not get matt nathanson to do a cover situation for us acoustic covers acoustic covers they're different than a fun cover it's like a bad boyfriend no i am aware but like i don't that's like a jam session right you don't you need someone less less well first of all i don't enjoy an acoustic jam session by a male musician no but we this is a t-shirt list we've already discussed it sure i want the lady gang to tell us what they want well you're just calling matt i'm gonna call matt right now and ask him how much because we've got a budget going i don't want matchbox 20 i do okay hold on let's

call him i love matchbox 20 real world real world he's probably with his children he's gonna be offended by the way yes he is he's gonna be offended this lip is not the right color for me he's gonna be offended he's not gonna be offended yes he is i promise you when you ask it's like asking it's like going to it's like going to jared and being like hey jared can you come play the festival but we don't want to hear anything from the main we want you to play some other 90s more successful artists do you understand how offensive that is no no no no but he does covers at his show yeah but that's different this is not the right lip color and you guys are not with what you're wearing i didn't love it it looks awful you didn't tell

me you're putting it on it was too pink all right here we go it's what it's what you're wearing here's the reviews 2024 update it feels like lady gang has been outfit that a 14 year old boy would be in the pink lip it's weird okay sorry oh oops sending voice message to matt nathanson okay here we go 2024 update it feels like lady gang has been on a really great podcasting streak with even better guests i was so happy when lady gang had drag race winner simone on the show i've been waiting years since simone won really and it was worth the wait she is the best shout out to the bethany franco podcast club and especially the sharon stone interview one of the best ever love the bravo liberties like kristin dodie of the valley keep it up ladies okay we're doing bad

reviews bad no we are but it's coming i just want to start with a high that was good idea that was nice i feel better okay this is titled senseless one star title i listened for a while and i recently gave up on the show i can't struggle with real life and inflation and then listen to what they think are relevant topics it just seems like they've become really self-centered new shows topics are just plain stupid i mean yeah well yeah we've never claimed to be anything other than senseless i honestly took it as like i feel like that should be a five star it's a five star senseless i'm taking you out of boom cat what's it called boom cat i don't remember boom yeah five stars you can't even remember your catchphrase it honestly doesn't stick in your

mind you should though because it's iconic it this is a five star review senseless because here's the thing yes we're all dealing with inflation it's terrible everyone's normal lives absolutely suck the dock rocket to the garbage day and we're trying to take you out of that so if we talk about a chanel bag it's a fake chanel bag a fake chanel bag it's a layaway a dog rocket it is oh no the lipstick i don't know we've never talked about that april 2024 confusing ads two stars it's all nonsense senseless five stars it's all said it's all nonsense okay april 2024 big fan but kelty i love lady gang and i listen to it religiously but lately kelty has been talking way too much i can't handle her going on and on about her health issues

jack becca please help maybe kelty needs her own show where she can share about all her medical situations but we can please keep it to a minimum on lady gang i'd like to hear more about jack and becca's lives thank you maybe kelty can start her own show about her surgery under the knife with Kelty Knight. Under the night. Let's call it under the night. Oh my God. You got to figure out some new surgeries to get this. You're not wrong. I just want to say that as you know, my personality will revolve around what I'm currently invested in. It really does. Your whole identity. I don't have anything else at that time. It's crazy. I don't know if I've ever done that it's all I had it's who I am it was a big deal but like I realized I went too far

it's like a woman with her wedding but a wedding you're like excited for them but not as much and I get it and I went too far no I think it was like you're trying to be like on the forefront of like the things women's health and they were like no no less I have I have put a real effort into letting you guys talk I hope you see that I kind of rely on you talking a lot though I don't have that much to say thank you okay February 2024 loving the podcast I love Becca and I love hearing her on the podcast I remember in her in glee she's a great actor that is for sure she loves Demi Demi Moore they are best friends I have two best friends I love them also i love becca i think she's my real best friend nine hearts what lovely claire five stars

thank you more have you ever met her is so that's so random you met her before are you best friends with me more i wish i know me too that's a chic woman right there that is so lovely claire thank you hold on i can't get my composure okay when we come back the greatest review of all time i don't know the lady gang oh god february 2024 vests one star our sleeve vests like our sleeveless tops you morons what our vests one star our sleeveless tops you morons do you remember when when it was you what you could arrive in the outfit and it was like vests wait what oh because okay it was a it was a dress code and in in the uk they call vests a sleeveless top right and they

were mad at us that we didn't know that we didn't know what it was well sorry for being a dumb american well a dumb canadian sorry okay january 2024 kelty is ruining the show but ruining the show because you didn't even spell ruining right so it doesn't count Elle she's ruining one star Kelty's too much don't read them before I read them I want you to really feel it her head has gotten so big she talks over her co-host and she puts everything and everyone down on smiley face she thinks she's so great Kelty you're making me quit the show yikes oh my god I don't like that I don't think you do that that's what's weird is that we would have more animosity and resentment if we felt that way and i feel nothing about that you never talk over us you just talk for a while

but that is the show but that's mostly lady gang um l i just want to let you know l miller one two three um i don't think i'm so great it's fake it's called drink your own kool-aid i actually really felt this in my soul that's it's unfair next i don't like that one next review too too painful to listen to with a few exceptions one star i followed to hear the sharon stone interview she of course was amazing but i'll never listen again the three hosts you can number one you can't judge lady yang off that sharon stone interview no that has nothing to do with us the three hosts act like teenage valley gear girls with one more obnoxious than the next They spend the first 15, 20 minutes of each episode blathering about their vapid lives.

So I just fast forwarded to get to the content. The final straw is they accept. That is the content, bro. Accept advertising and shill the vermin that is the cartrashians. And their most recent guest is the even more obnoxious has been Spencer Pratt. I have much better ways to spend my time. We haven't had Spencer Pratt on in years. Strange.

Also, bro, that's the show. okay last are you ready for the last review yes kelty is actually so disgusting one star my new the name that left this is my new least fave other two are doing great sweeties kelty has the conversation topics of a mole person she's hillbilly and brings the whole show down to uh i have to turn this off halfway because she's that bad and i can't take her level can't articulate a single sentence and is the loudest of course thanks talking about her sad rotting guts and ibs is entertaining every episode sick oh my god who are these people losers i just don't think that you like i i just it's strange to me oh my god how aggressive people

get about you they really hate me but there are definitely more because people really love her she's she's the she's got the stands and then she's got the haters but there had to have been some bad ones about me and jack you're just um sparing us yeah i took out one or two because i didn't think you could handle it no we can't handle it i know i know but also here's what i want to say what's the overarching negative response about me um it's from the swifties no i think people think you're negative which you are yeah yeah that's it i'm not gonna ask about me okay I don't think here's what I want to say is that I first of all want to admit that this nail is not real it's a press-on okay I just want everyone to know that I didn't have time to

get my nails done so I got this glued on press-on but then guess what I went all the way to CVS to get a whole package of glue on nails for this podcast episode and I glued this on and when I opened that package Jack Vanek guess what happened what the glue was dry in the container I cut it open i did a surgical cut cut cut to that glue dry so i used gorilla glue okay put this on it's never gonna come off anyway what i want to say is this haters gonna hate if you're not in the arena with us then goodbye and also what i want to say is i would like to give away tickets to our tour wow okay what i want is i want the lady gang lovers who love me and you and becca i want you to go leave a new review today yeah okay we can see the dates oh yeah my favorite review

i'm gonna send you free vip tickets to any city you want on the tour so if you don't how many tickets five reviews i mean five reviews two tickets two tickets you and a friend you and a friend can come to the lady gang top five okay anywhere that we're going any of our 10 cities we will personally get you to the vip you get your presents you get your gifts you get to meet us say hi. But like, if you leave us a positive review, I'm going to find it. I'm a thank you by giving you free tickets because I think that what happens is the haters going to hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. And the, you never, you never get something nice for doing a nice review. You know what I mean? All reviews are bad. It's just people complaining. So do a nice review or a medium

review. No nice, like three to five stars is all I'm asking. Yeah. But don't make it so nice that it sounds like fake fake make it real like i hate kelty but backhand jack are great five stars you know like that's what we're looking for the senseless would be great if they left us a five star yeah yeah senseless this is the stupid shit i've ever heard five stars but i laughed a little bit i laughed a little bit yo bitches are dumb like that's the kind of thing we're looking for and we're gonna get free tickets to tour okay love it deal deal i love it we weren't here for a long time we're here for kelty ruins everything good thank you so much for listening the lady gang is produced by steve delameter stacy para jared monaco and social support from amy ryerson it

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