LadyGang - LQ QUICKIE: Weird News

Episode Date: September 5, 2024

The world is getting weird, and we must discuss it all. A missing emotional support alligator, Paris is for poop, a man named Mr. Monopoly selling used undies and a lady who died but then didn't die?  Check out our amazing sponsors!! LadyGang is brought to you by BetterHelp! Visit BetterHelp.com/ladygang to get 10% off your first month! Huggies: Get your baby’s butt into Huggies’ best fitting diaper! Huggies Little Movers. We got you, baby.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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to speak to an advisor free of charge. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGamingOntario. And the Kelsey daughters of Kylie Kelsey come on their pot on the new heights podcast. And she goes, new news. Cause they have like a segment called new news. Well, today is weird news. Wait, are you wearing McLaren's lip thing? Yeah, I just put it on.

Me too. Oh, do you want a kiss? It looks quite different on both of you. We probably have a different color. What does it look like? Mine's yours is pinker and mine was berry. Oh, I don't like the berries. That's why it's good to go to a gifting suite with Jack.

She wants a lip color I don't want. Yeah, I want. Is it too pink? No, it's cute. But you went outside your lips by, like, a long shot. Yeah. I can't feel my lips because I got a lip flip and a little bit of lip filler. I remember we told each other that we weren't going to fill anymore, but I just needed.

I could tell. You could? Yeah. It's still swollen right here. No, it looks good. But I could tell you got a little something. A little something. Looks good.

I just wanted a once every year, you know? They start sagging, you know? Everything does. Okay. Time for weird news. Are you guys ready? Mm-hmm. Yes.

a man says his emotional support alligator has gone missing bring my baby back pennsylvania man jolie henry has thousands of social media users following his pages devoted to wally the cold his cold-blooded companion but he's missing wally i feel like we whenever we do weird news it's always an alligator there always is right because it's always like florida man florida man does this lots of alligators there yeah years um i mean not a great pet to go missing i just learned the difference between alligators and crocodiles i was just gonna ask you what is it one is saltwater and one is freshwater oh but they're like same same but different so i guess does that mean one can

lay in the ocean one is lakes and one is reverse but aren't the ones in i guess if it's some of them in a marsh yeah that's that's that's um not saltwater that's like swamp water what is the salt brackish is when something needs to be in salt water but what salt where's salt water that's not the ocean stream inlets the seaways looking real stream streams are definitely not salt water i gotta look this up hold on yeah like where which one's the salt water one crocodile I feel like there are more alligators than crocodiles. Probably because it's really hard for them. Okay, wait.

To find a salt water. But anyway, while you're looking that up, let me tell you, I do have a little bit of animal news. It's not weird news. It's just animal news. I booked my holiday. What? I'm going to the Galapagos.

Oh. Have you guys heard of the Galapagos? With all the turtles? It is one of my dreams. You can literally swim with a zillion sea lions. They smell, you know, like really bad. Like horrible. Like ass.

Wait, the tiny little baby cute sea lions? And we were on a boat in the open sea recently, and there were sea lions 200 feet away that we could smell. It smelled like death. But those are the big ones. These are the babies. There's big ones where there's babies. There's not just babies places.

Okay, alligators are usually in freshwater. Crocodiles are grayish green and prefer coastal brackish seawater habitats. Like the ocean? Like off the ocean, you know, like... And a bog by the ocean. you know jason like like um golf courses in florida they always have oh yeah one of the two but where do they go to go into the water i don't know jack well i just don't know why you brought up this like brackish water thing if you didn't know the answer well i do know that i do know

the answer i know that one is salt and one is fresh but i didn't know how they got to the salt i can't i'm not an expert you guys should be should be okay next california dog missing since july is found in michigan mishka a terrier mix wandered away from his owner last summer and somehow ended up in detroit i never gave up the owner said thursday i put up over a thousand flyers i had a flyer on my back windshield i wore her leash whenever i would look for her now i just want to find out how did she get to michigan veterinarian nancy pillsbury examined a three-year-old mishka gave her a rabies shot and cleared her to travel home to california She was clean, well-fed.

Whoever had her took good care of her. Wait, so how did they know it was her? I think she had a chip. Oh, she had a chip, and it took that long for someone to go scan her to see if she had a chip? I guess. Well, maybe somebody decided they wanted her to be yours for a while. Maybe the flyers really traveled far. I think someone probably tried to keep her.

Oh. Don't you think? Maybe someone was in California. Stole her. or you know what probably is more likely they found her in california and then they found someone to take her and adopt her because they couldn't find that they would have gone scan the chip i don't know they need sounds like a thief porch pirate dresses up as a trash bag to steal ten dollars worth of packages omar gabriel munoz was shocked to see someone hiding inside a trash

bag waddling up to his door step into in order to steal a package the package contained two phone chargers and they weren't even Apple phone chargers. They were the cheap ones you get on Amazon that literally don't charge your phone. They just keep it on the porch pirate term. I just learned the other day and it feels like it's probably politically, it feels, why does it feel politically incorrect? Not that we're supposed to be protecting pirates, but doesn't it feel weird to call them porch pirates? I don't know. I gotta be honest. I don't care about the pirates. Like if you choose a life of pirate pirating well also it's such a dumb industry because you don't know what you're stealing i often get packages that are worth nothing like three dollars and fifty

cents i know it's like was it worth it right well there is sometimes they're getting a nintendo switch you guys right well there is something there's a numbers game an event that happened in our apartment complex recently. And so the USPS usually are like UPS, FedEx, whatever packages go into like a parcel pending locker. But the USPS has their own lockers and somebody

which I think it was an inside job got the key to the USPS and with the one key can open everybody's mail. So all of our USPS mail was getting stolen at the apartment complex. And like all I had were flyers. So you were fine.

Because I went to the, I had to go to the post office and wait like an hour and a half to be like i appear to pick up my mail because we're having the new mail like delivered there um and why don't they just change out the locks of the things it's like a whole situation because that's like their official key wow and they found it was like two bros because somebody found it saw them they live in the complex i don't know there's a lot of inside job things that seem to have been going on in my apartment does she still live in your complex no i think they bought a house okay also i think that we skipped over the important part they dressed up as a trash bag it's very creative like it's creative because then on a

nest cam if it's like oh we sent some motion you're gonna look outside your it's just a bag i hope he did like some things were like he like laid down a bit yeah and then he like did like a little scuffle and then like laid down again i want to see the video okay deez nuts a green bay wisconsin man accused of using a deadly weapon along with a misdemeanor in battery and disorderly contact has a very arresting name that's because because when they arrested him the 42 year old suspect's full name is deez nuts lee kroll you can change your name to whatever you want it's true did you guys see my tiktok about macaulay culkin yeah yeah what's his original name his no he had like a weird whatever middle name and he legally changed

his name to macaulay macaulay crowd sourced it right well yeah he had a vote anytime you have a vote on the internet you know it's going to be the worst thing ever yeah it was one like when this boat company was naming their boat and it ended up being named Bodie McBoatface but Bodie McBoatface is a great name this is a good this actually is a great segue because of Deez Nuts I always said if I was going to have a boat I would call it Deez Nuts oh wow that's so good maybe you could put it in the brackish that's such a good vote name Deez Nuts or naughty like nautical by nature yeah i think nautical by nature well we do our marina walks we always see the different boat names so good but you know what i'll tell you something though as have you ever

been to ibiza ibiza yes ibiza no okay ibiza have a fun fact about ibiza too okay what no i haven't but i'm probably gonna go when we go to mallorca when we walk when you walk through ibiza ibiza americans are supposed to say ibiza ibiza when you walk through ibiza you realize that like the level of richness it takes to like really name a boat because the yachts like the gigantic knots they're literally just named like shelly oh yeah you know what i mean like my third wife i named this after you but like in the marina del rey yeah i know it's like yanni mckyotters like the trashy people naughty girl yeah oh so good okay here's what you really want to talk about and i stopped you french protesters to poo in the scene amid paris 2024 olympics

controversy in a move that is seriously giving french revolution vibes citizens in paris have announced plans to sage a defecation defecation flash mob or as we less articulate individuals might call it a poop protest on june 23rd did happen did everyone poop uh that would be i mean in response to the president's 1.4 billion state-backed plan to clean up the scene ahead of the summer olympics was it that dirty it was disgusting how disgusting disgusting like there's always shit and there's always like peeing it but how do you know because they always test it they test it but you can't see it no but they so they tested it even after this whole cleanup yeah and apparently had three times the amount of e-coli that should be deemed safe to swim so their whole

thing is that we're going to clean up the river so all the olympians can uh compete in the river Because they're competing in the river, like, for, like, kayaking and stuff, right? No, I think, like, swimming. Oh. I don't know. Don't quote me on that. I don't know what it was, but they're competing in the river, which is disgusting. The river is for all the water sports stuff.

Swimming seems crazy, because every Olympic swim situation has been in a pool. No, but there's the outdoor swimming. I know. No, but there's the outdoor. Like a triathlon? There's triathlon. There's definitely, like, the long-distance swimming. You're screaming.

Sorry. I'm so excited about the swimming. The poop party. I love the swimming. I love the speedos. No, but basically, so what it was is, so they wanted to clean it up. no there the city was like we're gonna clean it all up they spent like over a billion dollars cleaning it up or maybe three billion i can't remember what it was and everybody was like

they're still testing it it's still dirty as like not safe at all and so it was the french was like don't worry about it no the president of france and then the like mayor of paris were like we'll swim in it then that was supposed to happen on the 24th we're recording this a little ahead but um so everybody was like dude you guys we're all just gonna shit in the river and so that's what do you think that everybody got into the river and shit or did they bring their own shit was it b-u-i-o-s people were like planning on shitting or maybe b-u-i-o-s i can't shit on demand like that i'm not sure if i've ever shat underwater no i think they're shitting like into it like from a bridge like the loss of love they're sitting on the outside and

like that's what they used to do in the olden days if you've been to prague if you walk across that bridge with all the houses like there was just off the back of those houses was just a toilet and the toilet went into the water that's pretty smart i mean that's every medieval castle but you're not going for a swim swim the moat was for the moat i don't know what to keep out enemies i think the moats was for the alligators enemies because then they would bring up the drawbridge and then there was no way to get into the castle but wouldn't that be a good place to poop i'm sure they dumped some feces in there and don't you feel like as a child you would have expected there to be more moats and more drawbridges in your adult life yes like as someone

who grew up watching the fairy tales reading the books and then you got to your adult life and you're like i haven't experienced one moat no it's the same nobody asked me to draw a bridge it's the same thing with like dare you're like i really thought i would be offered a lot more drugs than i was an adult as an adult nobody offered me drugs um people offered us drugs i got offered drugs yeah i did them too i feel like there was more more drugs than moats but the lady gang well a florida man found himself in jail after allegedly told police his name was mr monopoly during his arrest the man's real name is ryan howard so if you're dating him watch out and he was taken into custody and charled with charged with criminal mischief and arrest on

saturday and according to the arrest affidavit he told people his name was mr monopoly i love it do you think justin timberlake said something similar oh my god dude that story was mr sexy back you guys it's really gonna ruin the tour it was my favorite story probably i don't i don't know i wish there was some body cam footage yes there is i need the body cam of him because i think it's it was like allegedly he said this yeah i think people might just be but the problem is it's true that's gonna ruin the tour what i doubt it though he's on the tour but he's not looking that video was fake wasn't it one of his eyes it was fake see this is the problem because we can't trust videos anymore no it was fake the old yeah i had seen the original video looked insane and i

was like this guy's no they put like the baloney eyes on him or something oh my lord because i was like honestly or the meat eyes meaty eyes i think it's on instagram i did not realize that was fake me neither i'm not a justin timberlake fan i thought he had been like under so much pressure right and crying like right before he got up he was so exhausted from like dealing with all the bad press that someone offered him a bump of cocaine and they were like listen you got to get through the show babe this show business babe you know he would do it though of course i would yeah i just gotta get through the world tour my only thought only got four minutes say the word have you seen all what i know but of him on the thing no all the videos of people doing

impersonations of him getting arrested and some guy was like god this is gonna ruin it it's gonna ruin it and they were like what's it gonna ruin he goes the trolls for soundtrack that's amazing you know what this is why i get so mad at celebrities is because i'm available for success coaching and no one's asking me okay i don't think justin needs that justin he doesn't has made justin made a grave error a lot of he's made a lot of that's why nobody likes him but it okay but hold your roll we don't except for my one friend jen that's it dude and it was so funny when he got arrested okay so was she devastated no my one friend jen sorry jen my one friend she's just lost just like and then my one friend jenny

is a taylor swift psychopath okay jennifer's getting together jen and jenny but and then the rest of us were like you guys you guys are crazy so when justin got arrested everybody's like oh jen what do you think and she's like don't worry i don't have a moral connection to justin timberlake like jenny does to taylor swift like jenny would defend taylor swift to the end if she was a murderer she would be like taylor's the best and jen accepted the justin timberlake it was so funny poor jen she loves justin though she just saw him oh my god she's okay wow I just feel like what Justin should have done is he should have everyone wanted NSYNC the reunion he should have just gone on the NSYNC reunion instead of doing that troll song no or

the troll song and then the NSYNC reunion like nobody wanted that troll song we didn't want a one-off he should have done the whole tour and then everyone would have been like oh my god they're back all of the millennial women would have gone we would have been like yeah and you know what he could have done like when I saw the Jonas Brothers in Vegas each of the little solo Jonas's come out and they do their own solo stuff. Except Kevin, because he doesn't have any. But Justice for Kevin is still the hottest one. I love him.

But Joe comes out and he does his two DNCE things and then Nick comes out and sings like nine of his hits. But none of the NSYNC guys did their own thing except for him. No, no, no. Justin could come out. He could do the middle of the concert. Nobody wants that. He could do a little sexy.

He could do three hits, Jen. Okay. He could do three hits and then go back to the NSYNC songs and stuff. And then everyone would have been like, yay, Justin. And then he could have released another solo album. If he, if he was doing an NSYNC reunion tour, the feedback would be completely different. A hundred percent, a hundred percent, but he didn't come to success coach healthy night. That's right.

And he didn't do what the people wanted. So everybody has turned against it. Also, I have a strong belief that at the age of the 37 years old, you stop wanting any new music in your life. Yes. And so we don't want new Justin, your fans are elder, your elder. we don't want new justin timberlake songs i don't want it i want the old songs now yeah again i agree so don't we don't you know what i mean stop stop doing this dance on the side of a building

okay whatever he did next the side of the building so much money invested in that don't need it was it ai don't maybe maybe we don't even know if he was there okay u.s woman declared dead found alive period found alive at a funeral home a woman in nebraska who was mistaken as dead at a nursing home she later was found back his face was found alive at a funeral home she's now died authorities have confirmed constance glanced 74 was declared dead at the nursing home um the staff at a local funeral home said that she was brought in and they noticed two hours later that she was still breathing they quickly performed cpr she was quickly taken to hospital there's no bad there's no bad like criminal intent or whatever thing um but the the lancaster

sheriff's office said i've been doing this for 31 years and nothing like this has ever gotten to this point before i feel so strongly she had unfinished business coming for you just she's coming for Justin Timberlake and she wanted to see that NSYNC reunion. She wanted to see the call Jen. You know what happened? Her soul got called up to heaven

and then she got there and they were like, it wasn't Constance T, it was Constance S, you're next. Wait, how long did she live for? Like a few hours, it looks like. Ouch. She had to touch some more lives. She had to prove miracles can still happen. She had to traumatize the person

to the funeral home is more like it 100 my dad you know had um n d e n d e they call it the near death experience community they call it n d e he had an n d e you know that he died and came back he tells me he talks about it where was he what was he doing he was swimming he hit his head he went he died he tells you all about it and then he comes back what did he say he did he get i'm reading about this what what you read an article about him no i'm reading a book about oh yeah did he he said um no but was he given like cpr or something he never told me what probably just passed out no he told me he went to heaven it was very calm he saw the white light um and he uh oh he told me so many things about it he said it was very calm is very peaceful the music was

very beautiful he what is not scared to die because he knows that it's even better and he goes into more detail once i asked him about it like in great depth what did he say about his nde community well he was very interested because you know my dad doesn't really use the phone he only watches local news like he doesn't use the internet the way we do like he could go on reddit and be like but he thought it was really interesting because was it sharon stone that told us she died a little bit and then came back i think so i don't know if you can die a little bit well like had an nde oh and then came back someone told us that and i was saying to him oh my god i had someone on the podcast or i read something and this is what they described it as

And he was very interested to know if it was the same experience as him. Cause he'd never communicated with anyone else that had that experience. Yeah. And it was very similar. And so he was like, Oh, see, I told you I was telling the truth.

Oh, okay. Dad. Anyway. Okay. On that note, an online shop is now selling used tampons to strangers lucrative. They say an online shop has started selling women's worn knickers,

dirty socks, and used tampons netting sellers, a healthy additional income. The website is called knickers. The website is called Subus, which means underwear in Latin. And its founder, a 32-year-old woman who wishes to remain anonymous, shocker, set up the business to sell lingerie and underwear worn by various men and women in October of 2021. She also reportedly sells used bras, socks, and shoes. A pair of worn female underwear goes for about $120.

A pair of dirty socks goes for $44. It's a lucrative business and has great demand in this country. She's from Zurich, Switzerland. i've been thinking about how i want to start a foot finder and i think i might want to like journey my journey of selling feet pics i don't want you to do that why nobody wants your feet pics you got married and you're the shittiest pedicure i've ever seen everyone's feet pics even better you they want the shitty black pedicure they want the grosser your feet are i feel like the more people buy them if you were to do this i would i would want you to like

officially do it in like documentary style that's what i'm saying like with a production company okay fine not on instagram yeah not as you're like i'm gonna rate cookies and you rated two cookies and you never rated another cookie and i was like now this is content i can get into and then you never rated another cookie i gotta bring back the cookie you had two cookies i know one or two two yeah jack we were all depending on you you announced your new series you were like i'm doing this series cookie rating okay i understand the desire to want to do it the way that you're saying because then you don't have to have the shame attached to doing it in secrecy because shame loves secrecy yeah okay but then but then like how does i just how does jared feel about it

i haven't asked him yet i think you should float the idea past him like what if i'm making big money what if you're like you found out your mom did that i wouldn't care if it came for a house it's for guys to look at and jerk off no for sure wait what do you think they're doing painting toenails what do you think they're doing they are jerking off we need to go live in the lady gang community tonight or soon because a lot of girls are selling their feet photos and we can get information i'm being judgmental that was me being judgmental listen i just think i want to do it for all of us this is here's the thing if you need the money this is how i feel about stripping i have no judgment attached i almost was a stripper i would have 1000 percent me too been

a stripper if i needed that money to survive i think when you already have money and this is just to buy yourself nice handbags do you once again yeah but there's a little bit more um risk yeah because it's not for you to put yourself through grad school that you're going to be taking pictures of your feet you're just doing it for fun it's like for i'm just interested i'm just interested in the process it's really simple you literally take pictures of your feet you put them online and then guys will send you requests to put it in spaghetti yeah and said that's gross you're you're communicating with guys who are jerking off to your feet yes they have weird requests it's cult leader doesn't not understand a feedback and listen i'm the first person who

thinks that thinks that sex work should be legal because if it's legal then it's safer for everybody and this and i know that this is legal to sell feet pics yeah um it's just i don't know if that's something you need to do but here's the problem there's not a need or a want you know the problem well i think you should be doing it if you need to and i want to talk to the bottle depot because the who when you were young and you were like you know what i need to make some extra money you would collect the cans in your community and go to the bottle five cents a piece i know but if you had a whole trunk full that's like 100 bucks you know what i mean now nobody recycles and recycling is a scam but they're taking pictures of their feet what's the lesson here the point is

where is the bottle depot when you need it doesn't exist okay you're telling her to go to the bottle instead if you want no it's easy money i i mean we're gonna you know what this sounds like a lady gang investigate that's what i'm saying should we do it should we do a trio i would i don't want to be a part of that it's probably against my here's what here's here's also my also my experience and my gripe i was once someone who had naked pictures of myself put up on the internet you have a different feeling i've been exploited before and i had a really gross icky feeling about the thought of some sick man in his basement for sure jerking off to parts of myself that i don't share like that with anybody so if you feel like you could put your know the reality of what happens when

you do put your feet out there i don't even think you have nice feet that's why i'm like i have a decent foot you're decent but your second toe is longer than your first toe and everyone knows that that is two points off no i think that means that's two points off that it's literally the same length that's a little bit don't touch your feet this is gonna be made into a porn anyway all right we were here for a long time we're here for a good time bye thank you so much for listening the lady gang is produced by steve delameter stacy para jared monaco and social support from amy ryerson it really means the world to us when you show up in our community outside the podcast.

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