LadyGang - Masika Kalysha

Episode Date: January 16, 2018

Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood's Masika Kalysha graces the studio today to talk about the surprises and tricks she''s learned about pregnancy and labor, working with Ray J and the authenticity of his now-famous sex tape, and her latest single! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey guys, it's your Lady Gang, Jack Vanek, Kelty Knight, and Becca Tobin. Thank you so much for subscribing on iTunes, and thanks for supporting the great sponsors who make it possible for us to have this much fun with you every single week for free. Well, what is this? Welcome to the Lady Gang. That's amazing. Say that again. The Lady Gang.

Things are about to change around here. Each week, we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Hello, hello, hello and welcome to The Lady Gang. I'm Becca Tobin. Across from me is Kelty Knight and to my right is Jack Vanek. I no longer introduce us because if you don't know who we are, get the hell out. Suck it. But also I'm a two-time Emmy nominee.

Okay, you're a loser. She's never won. I am a Teen Choice nominee. Didn't win. I've been nominated for nothing, so. Really? Not even like Emo Kid of the Year on MySpace.com? I did win Most Likely to Go to a Concert in High School. Isn't everyone pretty likely to go to a concert? I know, but I won.

She's the most likely. Of all the people you know, Jack's definitely the most likely. That just seems like a dumb, dumb superlative award. It was dumb. All right. I'm sorry. Okay. The question this week is, what is your go-to zit or breakout remedy?

Because it came up on the Lady Gang Facebook group, and it's a very hot topic. I use that Mario Badescu drying lotion. The pink one. It's the pink one, and then they have a drying milk cream that you use, too. and you use them together and they're amazing damn the kate somerville pink is good yeah they're like the same thing it comes on a no the kate somerville you have does one that's also pre-dipped right you have to do a dip and you have to put a q-tip and it like goes through the the murky into the pink and then that's like mario it's the same kind of thing it's probably the exact

same product just a different thing but um no i like that and then i also um will crush up an ibuprofen and rub the ibuprofen on it to be anti-inflammatory style well i texted my girl at kate somerville because i had a really bad breakout and i had to do something the next day i was like what do i do she goes you need to use some sort of a mask that's for um clarifying or like extracting dirt and junk so there's this one by glossier that is a moon mask and it's green it's like $22 and I swear to you I've put it on everything like the mask is incredible

it literally sucks out any germs anything whatever your pores are amazing you do that and then you do a little like red light action I was never a believer in the lights like all those things I think it's bullshit no I'm telling you I put this little like

zit zapper thing on it with a light treatment and she told me to do it and she didn't even like sell me the product so she was like this really works and I'm not kidding like the redness of my face and all the junk, the next day I looked amazing. What about toothpaste? That old wives' tale.

I don't know. I've had a zit and put toothpaste. It didn't really do anything. I don't think it does anything either. But everybody always says to do it. I think those, like... When you're desperate. Yeah.

And you have nothing else. I do like the Mario Badescu and Kate Somerville pink shit, too. They were the best. Okay. Also, it's so unfair that we still have zits. Bye. It's so shitty. And wrinkles.

Bye. On that note, it's time for... Good week. Yes, it is. Bad week. oh no who wants to start i'll start oh um so my good week i just watched the best documentary did you watch it yet is this the one you told me to watch the long shot i did watch it have you seen it no did you post about it i post about it on like yeah that's why i'm

but no i have no idea what it's about so i can't really reveal a lot because it like will ruin the whole entire story but it involves my two favorite things in the entire world and yours which is true crime and larry david somehow related and it's like the weirdest craziest most tear-jerking story in the entire world it's only 40 minutes on netflix but you can't tell us what it's about no well give it away it's about a guy who was wrongfully convicted of a murder and his alibi was he was at a dodgers game but so the whole documentary is like trying to prove that he was there and how they proved he was there is like the most insane thing in the also when larry david was talking they had him lit beautifully and for like four seconds you wanted to bone him i didn't but

i was like i can see how others would all right i love him he's so good in it too long shot it's good um okay so my bad week i was driving home the other day i was in venice and uh listening to this country album with my windows down and the hottest guy pulled next to me riding his bike and i was like yes this is great and i like kind of look over at him and we make eyes and we're like kind of like smiling at each other and then he like does like the um like the motion to like turn down my music and i was like oh okay turn down my music and he's like oh is that the new dustin lynch album i'm like yes it is like wow that you know this amazing and then we pull over to the side start chatting oh and i'm like how did you pull over the side though were you like

you want to pull over the side no he kind of like motioned to it so i was like i kind of followed him okay we're like chatting i'm like oh my god i'm meeting a guy in real life irl this like doesn't happen and he ended up giving me his number and i'm like this is amazing and then he goes to pull away like off into the sunset his entire ass was hanging out of his pants and it was the hairiest ass i've ever seen in my entire life how was it hanging out because his pants were just down and his butt crack was just what kind of pant it was just like a jean but like i'm like how do you not understand that your freaking whole ass is hanging out and it's the hairiest ass i've ever seen he's probably like borderline homeless because he's riding a bike no because

no everybody yeah did you talk to him on the phone yet no i didn't text him because i was grossed out by his hair but here's the thing jack this is what we always talk about this is a fixer upper that's true he likes the same music as you he's ballsy enough to like meet in real life that's right he's cute you were like oh he's so hot and cute you just have to teach him about his ass waxing how hairy no becca don't know becca do not hate on this that is a fixer-upper moment fine let's let's give it a shot okay we'll give it a shot can we give it a shot yeah to text him right now no but will you i'll text him later okay no you should okay you can fix a hairy ass that's not even a deal breaker that's true but i don't think it is either i mean i have

a hairy ass yeah do you i mean not like really sometimes i shave it and i'm like wow i can't believe that was back there for sure me too for sure i'm like damn left that too long you know that's true you can shave oh you can wax an ass you can laser an ass laser an ass that's true and maybe he doesn't know and that actually makes me feel good because he's probably not getting with that many women because someone would have pointed it out and it also means he's single because if he wasn't single a girl would be fixing that up that's true maybe i think this could be your husband all right maybe wow healthy's feeling passionate okay um i am too i am gonna go next my good week is that when we went camping a couple weeks ago this is really mean but i with my issue and

wearing shorts i don't like showing my legs because it looks like a quilted chanel bag now that i'm over 30 so i'm like an anti-shorts kind of person but it was very warm outside and myself and everyone else on this camping trip was in a was in a short um my husband our friend how short like zach was in like a short like a you know to the knee short a man short no i mean like what about the girls like how short were they short oh like my friend lauren was there and she has the greatest legs i've ever seen on the planet so she's in like a short short which i would also be floundering around flouncing around the campsite in those shorts if i had her legs right and then her boyfriend gabe were setting up everything i'm feeling like a little stupid

that i refuse to wear shorts like an 80 year old woman at this point but i'm like staying strong i'm not putting shorts on everywhere short dress at night okay so dress and shorts are different though it is it's always too short well shorts are tighter than like a stress it's just like on my little weird squatty body it's not great already and then the fact that when the sun hits it it's just a yeah it's just and i'm just being like nitpicky of course i can wear a short and People won't, like, gasp, I think. But, like, I just, for me, and my, like, you know, that's my hang-up. I wish there was, like, a medium short.

Because it's either, like, a long short. No, a Bermuda's too long. Like a biker short. No, there's, like, the short shorts that girls wear at Coachella and have their asses hang out. No, it's true. For cute jean shorts, they don't make, like, a 35-year-old jean short. No. It's, like, a 19-year-old jean short or a short.

Or a 60-year-old. It's either a 19-year-old jean short or you're in J.Crew shopping. Yeah. So it's, like, there's nothing. there's no in between maybe we need a lady gang denim line for people who are past their prime but not quite washed up halfway to the knee yeah so i'm not in the shorts i'm feeling a little silly but then we get back from camping and over the course of the next week everybody has poison sumac all over their legs except what's poison it's poison ivy poison oak poison whatever it's not

poison ivy it's poison sumac i believe it does the same shit you break the same shit does zach have it yeah zach has it on his legs his ankles lauren covered like like vagina like up to her vagina it's terrible she had to get like shots and it's like very bad so this the this was gonna be like i got out scot-free because i refused to wear shorts and god was protecting me he gave me cellulite so that one day i could avoid god's fair sumac yeah like it but get this so that was my good week turning into a bad week then you rubbed against zach no then he had sex and you got on your vagina nope a couple weeks later i'm picking at my face like an idiot and i start getting these blemishes and they're like bigger than blemishes and they're growing and they're

getting blisters and they're like body hurts they're like doing herpes it literally it looks like face herpes and i was like i am gonna cry if these people got it on their legs and i got it on my freaking face yeah that's what i get yeah turns out it's a staph infection which is even more exciting and enjoyable but that is my karma for taking joy in the fact that i didn't get poison sumac and everybody else did yeah that's instant karma be careful though because you can die I know I'm already a part of the lady can you go um blind from it if it gets by your eye can we not have this conversation because I just got my ass shot with two shots I'm on oral antibiotics I'm on a topical the doctor made me feel very calm about it okay sorry this is just don't google

it because people die in the hospital because they're sick already with compromised immune systems and they get a staph infection yeah and also like people don't ignore shit like this like just you have blisters all over your face and I do and I went to an urgent care like I couldn't even get in with my dermatologist and i was like i'm going to freaking urgent care and like staff you have to catch it quickly but when you do he's like no it's fine it's just like a bad pimple i looked at him i was like is it though no is it though so now i look like a meth addict so there's my good week bad you're still surprisingly beautiful that's shocking that you say that but because you're only i'm only looking at good side i'm not wearing my glasses but i can't really

see it thank you it's not really i'm almost legally blind i'm on the mend kelty what's happening got a good week for you got a new word yes dickstracted uh did you get that from the facebook group sorry elena's in my microwave she says i'm too loud she's eating the mic i probably did wait so it's like good it's like oh god what'd you do this weekend i don't know i had so many things to do on my to-do list but i got totally dickstracted well great good use of the word i know i know this is the first time you've actually like used it correctly in a sentence yeah like oh Did you water the plants? I got too distracted.

Like your mom's like, why haven't you called me in six weeks? And you're like, Mom, sorry. I'm so distracted right now. Distracted. And she won't even pick up on it because you're going to say it so quickly. I know. It's really subtle. I'm seeing this new guy and I'm just so distracted.

It's really good. It's so good. So whoever, I stole that from the lady gang. Thank you. Thank you. Bad week. Okay. So I went on this girl's trip and I don't know why, but I have this, well, you guys

know i have this like uncanny ability to be a disaster in my own life and then try to mother other sections of people's lives like even though i'm a mess of us yeah like like i do all of you guys no but like everybody does like i'm a disaster i haven't eaten a vegetable in like three weeks but i'm like but let me give you advice i'm planning the meals for the girls trip you know what i mean so i get to trader joe's and i'm like okay i got this so i pick up some like pretzels some chocolate covered almonds and then for some reason i'm like you know what goes great with wine on a girl's night cheese so i buy like six to eight blocks of like different fancy cheeses and some crackers and i'm like okay i'm gonna take this with me to las vegas for my girl's trip

and then we won't have to spend this like ridiculous amount of money on room service so i get to the tsa you're flying with all this cheese so listen yeah so i'm like so that's what chris said when i got home you're gonna fly with the cheese and i was like yeah so i put all the She's in my backpack, and I had, like, my carry-on. And I'm going through the TSA, and, like, the lady puts my bag in, and she, like, stops for a minute. And sometimes they stop me because I have, like, a mic or electronical, like, work equipment, but I didn't have any. And she just yells out, whoa, we got a whole lot of cheese. Someone's got a whole lot of cheese.

And so, like, everyone's looking at me. And I was like, it's me. and she's like like yelling because she's you know she's sitting in a thing she's like why do you have so much cheese what did you say i was like because i'm thrifty i said no it's for with my wine in vegas and she was like uh-huh and then she turns to the guy like as it's like it's like coming out of the thing and then she turns to like her partner and she's like it's a lot of cheese but you got to take it yeah i took it and i ate it so weird i know why would you do that but wait like what's the refrigeration policy i know well she's already mulled so it's like

not gonna go bad bad yeah you guys the flight to vegas from la is 45 minutes like why couldn't you have just gone to a trader joe's in vegas though i don't know where vegas is vegas you know what you're awfully distracted at the moment becca that's wrong you guys can Can we talk about that? We're very excited because one of the stars of Love & Hip Hop Hollywood is here to talk about giving birth. You're listening to The Lady Gang. So you probably know our guest today. She's a model, singer, songwriter, and one of the stars of VH1's TV show Love & Hip Hop Hollywood.

She is the clapback queen and Instagram queen, sharing her life with her over 1.6 million followers on Instagram. She's the mama to a very beautiful baby girl. And in her last Instagram post, she rolled up to her high chair wearing a Gucci rain boot set. And I was like, what the F am I doing with my life? Please welcome to the Lady Gang, Masika Kalisha. Welcome. With that introduction, Jesus, can you just come everywhere and just invite me in all the rooms? First of all.

Who was in the Gucci? You or your daughter? My daughter. Who's like one? Shut up. Okay, so she has these Gucci rain boots. and she was well her her dad came out the room and they were on her feet so i don't know if he put them on her or if she put them on herself but she was on her tricycle rolled up to her

high chair with her gucci rain boots and pajamas and was like it's spaghetti time she is your daughter she's your daughter i love it so fabulous um we talk a lot about birthing children need another none of us are our mamas but we've had like whitney port came on we've had a lot of like she'd do like the whole natural like birthing thing well most importantly like we didn't realize the hemorrhoid grapes fall out of your vagina or your butthole during it so i want to know like break it down for us real life yeah tell us everything i was very pissed off at pretty much every woman i know yep like right before i went into labor my assistant she was like um so you know what's gonna happen after you have i'm like oh yeah i'm gonna be a great mom isn't happy

she's like no your insides are gonna fall out and i was like what and she's like it's gonna be emergency i'm like what are you talking about she's like it's gonna hurt to pee i'm like how she's like um there's a whole horse coming out of your vagina what are you talking about so you know i'm like okay what i don't know whatever you know wasn't really thinking she's like yeah you're gonna have to like you know prepare and get some you know girl items i was like really so i was like mom look i should have i'm like mom like why didn't you tell me this she's like oh i thought you know how would i know this yeah so she's like oh yeah so me and my mom went to tarche and got the most ridiculous like i mean everything you could possibly imagine

um but what i forgot was the caution tape that's what i should have got the caution after you have your kid literally like everything from the throat down just comes out of your vagina oh god you You cannot pee. It feels like you're peeing needles and little glass spikes. Then you have to have like bottles of water after you pee. We saw that in the airport. We were making fun. We're like, no, no, no.

The woman I saw, it was not a post-birth situation. She was very, very elderly. Oh, bless her. She held on to her squirt bottle to like clean her vajayjay. Yes, girlfriend. Absolutely. Yeah, you can't use this leakin' stuff. You can't wipe.

You can't like. no because like you're it's you're like falling yeah like there was a whole oh god human shoulders destruction but what i will say my brother actually um gave me some great advice he told me about these um vitamins called evening primrose oh yeah and so i was taking that my third trimester so you don't split or have the you know and it helps with the stretching yes because you know When I had my checkup After my doctor said It didn't even look like

I had a baby I was like Well thank you Christine Wow Yeah you know The vagina's clean 24 karat twat

Yeah No because a lot of women Have the baby And then they get A little extra tight Yeah A little so You didn't need it

No Wow I feel like we don't Know you at all But now I know I'm picturing your vagina I mean we know A lot about each other

Right yeah And I know you're wearing A Cartier tiger ring Well yeah A little Cartier A little vintage Rolex Oh Look at you

Don't you remember when erica jane got one on real housewives i don't it was magical and they put like the price tag and i was like whoa well that's my home that's an expensive bitch so um okay let's talk about some of these amazing tweets i'm scared of myself no you're like an inspirational oprah in some moments You know, I'm like a ghetto Oprah, bougie, inspirational, really clapback-ish, nice bully. Update. Nice bully. I like this.

She says on Twitter, you should never be more concerned with making someone else look bad than you are with actually trying to improve your own life. I think we should snap. Ooh, I'm snapping for that. But that's so good because I'm always like, how am I going to take this girl down? But really, I should just be building myself up. I appreciate that. That touched me.

Absolutely. You know, I think this year for me, I've just been on a whole, I can't say different path, but I think my path is a lot clearer. You know, a lot of things that I would entertain for entertainment purposes, I'm just not interested in doing that anymore. And, you know, there's a lot of people that were riding my coattails so much, I would send them a dry cleaning bill, but they couldn't really pay for it. So I just paid for it anyway.

Just sent it to my business manager and he handled it. But, you know, and it's the whole thing is like, let's figure out what lies we can make up about with Sika. Let's figure out how we can make her look bad. Yeah, we're going to say this about her. We're going to say this. Not realizing that you're looking like an obsessive stalker, creep, weirdo fan. Like, you know, fans Google you and study you and you're doing more than they are. So really, it should be like in my fan club or the president of it.

But instead of spending all of your energy exactly trying to make me look bad, which is impossible Can we have a hair flip like sound effect So, you know what in between if I go that's a hair flip, okay Yeah, but it was just really weird because it's like as much as you're focused on me You're actually making me more powerful because you're giving me all of your energy and the three fans that you have right now focused on me, too So why not? What you're actually doing in life and actually instead of trying to take what I've accomplished Try to accomplish something on your own and that's like what RuPaul RuPaul RuPaul RuPaul told us he said

Hair flip just say his name He said, if they ain't paying your bills, don't pay them no mind. It's pay those bees no mind. Pays those bees no mind. Yes. Love it. Next thing. Next inspirational tweet.

I'm into it. You can be everything to a man that's used to nothing, and it still won't mean anything if he's not ready for something. We needed to use this today. We were giving it to a friend. This is very interesting. Do you come up? Do you just sit there?

I know. Are these like originals? You do a hair flip and it comes out from under you. Yeah. Because it's written. It's like it comes from the flip. And then it's like. While you're flipping.

It's like a flip and it comes out of the ear and it just dumps. Yeah. That's. They're just like so well written. This is deep. Can you reread it? Yes. Okay.

I actually have a story behind that tweet. One more time. Okay. I need to hear it one more time. Yeah. You can be everything to a man that's used to nothing. And it still won't mean anything if he's not ready for something. Oh, it's so good.

It's so. Song lyrics. Good. Yeah. Yeah. Damn. Sometimes I maize the heck out of myself, you know? So tell me the story.

This was when me and Willie first broke up, Fetty. This was before Kari. I didn't even know his real name. Yeah, Willie. This was before Kari. I wasn't expecting Willie. Yeah. Anyway, continue on.

No one does, I guess. But, like, we had gotten this, like, it was the dumbest argument. Like, it was just so stupid. Okay, so we were leaving one of his shows. and it was like ESPYs or something and he had to like perform at the ESPYs

and he was like sitting on the phone like in the car like sending a message and like his the car the caravan everybody left

but he was the last one and I'm like everybody left he was like okay so we were all just sitting in the car and just like sitting there

and you know I was trying to like keep him on schedule and I'm like it's time to go you know he's like alright alright and then he was just

it was just these dissertations and this text message and I'm like he spent a lot of time on the phone and he was like what i'm texting my mother stupid argument you question me about my phone and it was just so

stupid and like we ended up like went to the sbs and we were like not even talking to each other it was just it was so stupid then we get back to his hotel and i'm like i want to go home he's like take the car and whatever so go home and then we had this whole dramatic it was the dumbest thing ever and then i was like you can be everything to a man yeah but then he tweeted something after it like bitch wanted to go so i gave her a rocket packet i don't even know wait so this was like in real time these are passive aggressive real time tweets this is called sub tweeting and then we made it like three days later but whatever but honestly like that's kind of what i felt in the moment like so true though we from from at that time like you know what he had told

me about his life and his background and mine it was like you know he's he was new in the industry at that time i kind of been around for a while so it's like you know he wasn't used to the things that i was used to at that time and he was like oh yeah i've never met anyone like you you're just this great amazing angelic beautiful human being you're like yeah obviously you know you can see everything that you're saying that you want yeah but you're still not ready for it doesn't make it doesn't matter right that was my profound moment out of our dumb argument it's so true You know, girls waste so much energy trying to be that perfect human. But if he's not ready, it doesn't matter.

Men like biatches, I've learned. They love them. They love biatches. We were giving our friend advice today, and I was like, you got to go away and be mean. But that's going to ruin it. I'm like, no. Just make him kiss your butt. Yeah, exactly.

Kiss the buns. Right. Before we get to the game, I think probably people always want to ask you about your relationship. It's actually not at all what I'm interested in. I'm interested. I'm glad, because I'm not either. Okay. No, I'm really more interested in your co-star, Ray J.

does he talk about the sex tapes like what happens after the lights are off you know i imagine when you're really friends with ray j he like walks around he's like you know like you know me i would be angry if i were ray j he is not everyone's like oh chris jenner she like made that family she like made i'm like ray j made that family that's actually that's with no ray j with no Ray J.P. There'd be no Kim Kardashian. Yeah. Doesn't he feel like

he wants like a percentage of all the money that he's gonna have? God, he sure is. Is he cool? Honestly, as weird as it sounds, I know we've been

on the same franchise for upwards of four years now, but I don't really know him very well. Like, we really don't talk to the people you don't see us filming with.

I mean, it's very rare. Like, sometimes we'll have a friend on the show that you don't even know that we're friends with because it's like

you have 18, 22, however many people and let's say we were really friends and you just show that in episode seven you got to show before and after excuse me like how we got here whatever so half the time we don't even know who's on the show until it airs got it then like i didn't even meet half of my castmates until like the reunion and then they keep everybody separate so i mean i i know ray j but we're not like friends that we call each other hang out like please ask him ask him his real thoughts and then the next time you

come back we want a full report well see now here's the thing he is a married man at this point so i feel like that would be a little inappropriate yeah yeah ask a married man even if he wasn't married i really don't care but i think i'm probably the only person in the world that has not seen i haven't seen it i haven't seen it let's let's watch it i've seen it is it crazy or is it just like normal well i i heard a theory that allegedly this was meant always to be leaked i mean i mean allegedly i would believe that yeah i would believe that smartest thing in the world. I can't wait to make a sex taping interview. It feels very

like that. Like she's got her makeup on and like who really looks. I mean I had sex the other night with zit cream on. Like I was not making a movie. I mean until you've had a head wrap and you know breath milk leaking I don't want to hear about it. Oh my god.

Oh god. Alright it is time for the game. We're calling this in honor of you coming to the Lady Gang Podcast we're calling this the Clap Back queen of feuds. I knew you had it in you. I knew you had it in you. So we're going to talk about some of our favorite

celebrity feuds and get your take on them, okay? She's so excited. Jennifer Lopez versus Mariah Carey. It all began in the early 2000s when Carey reportedly told the paparazzi, I don't know her, when asked about Lopez. She repeated the phrase during Watch What Happens

Live in 2016. Lopez, however, claims there is no bad blood. I would love to meet her. I would love to be friends with her i think she's incredibly talented and i've been a fan of hers they still have not met that's what i'm shocked she doesn't know her she don't know her i don't know that's insane after all these years do you think it's the elevated moment do you know when you're in a party and you've met a girl before and you know she knows that she's met you before but she's so threatened by you that she doesn't want to give you the satisfaction of saying 100%

remember you so you're not memorable shade it's classic shade i love when a girl reintroduces herself to me and i'm like i saw you watch my story an hour ago yeah you're like you follow me on instagram you know exactly who i am that's exactly what mariah is doing but you know i think i think it's a combination of that too and also like you can know of people but not know of them like like half the people that stalk me i've never met before so i'm the same thing oh i don't know Who? I don't know. Right.

I know you know everything there is to know about me, but I... I don't know her. I've never met her. Right. But I think Jennifer Lopez took the classy route, because at the end of the day, you know, J-Lo, she's well-accomplished, but let's be real, Mariah's Mariah. So she didn't take that moment to do a dig back at her, and it was very smart for her as a, you know, woman to do that, because, hey, I don't care if Mariah insults me.

It's mother-effing Mariah. Right. So, like, you know... Oh, is Mariah higher than J-Lo in your book? Mariah is up there Mariah is yeah I mean oh yeah

let's look at the hierarchy she's like like Whitney Mariah Beyonce you have a level JLo is amazing she's incredible

she's one step down I mean I don't know how many steps we're taking on this on the journey here how many steps you're on this journey I don't know how many

flights and what building is but Mariah is Mariah she's an icon she's a living legend at this point so okay

I think a lot of the people in her class oh wow died from drugs or something but whatever We could take it to a dark place. I didn't even mean for that to really happen, but...

Okay. Yeah. Miley Cyrus versus Nicki Minaj. Was good, Miley. After Miley Cyrus called out Nicki Minaj for her not-so-nice comments about Taylor Swift in the New York Times interview, the Anaconda rapper unexpectedly called her out at the 2015 MTV VMAs. I was there, and it was amazing, on live television.

She said, and now back to this biatch that had a lot to say about me in the press. Miley, what's good? Miley sat on stage as she accepted her award and then the rapper like Nicki Minaj sort of mouthed to her don't play with me bitch

and it was really really scary and I don't think they've ever I don't think they've ever reconciled so wait before we get into that

can we just like comment on how you just threw that effortless like plug in there the words that I was at that you guys weren't invited to anyway

welcome to Kelty Night it was amazing this is what she does I like that it was cute that's okay I'll get an invite next time remember that time

I was there and saw it go down for real and everyone was like it was terrifying but do you know what Miley said about her in the press

I think she just said she's like not a didn't she say something about like being a mean girl or something yeah something but the funniest part

was the reaction on Miley's face yes when Nikki said that to her because she rolled her eyes and she was so annoyed but she was on camera so she just kept

right along talking but she was like almost naked and it was so awkward because she was like naked this was black Miley now she's white again yeah

black Miley she's now like Like the whitest She's like Well maybe that was Mixed Miley She was like Before you know

Right now she's like Kid Rock Miley Yeah Yeah Which doesn't get more white Or more scary Really She's Dixie Chick

Kid Rock Yeah She still hasn't showered But her hair is bleached Woodstock Miley Yeah Woodstock Miley Woodstock Miley

Taylor versus Katie What team are you on? We all know the story We don't even need to tell God I think I'm team Katie Yeah I'm team Katie I just like Katie Because her boobs are really nice

She does have great boobs She has good boobs Yeah Are they real? I think they're real I don't know if they're real or real expensive, but either way, they're good. Solange versus Jay-Z in the elevator. Iconic.

The best part about the whole thing was Beyonce was a statue. She didn't blink. Nope. She didn't think. She didn't swallow. Like, she was just, she was. It wasn't happening. No.

No. I love it. It was just amazing. She's just looking right through. It was awesome. Like, either that's amazing willpower, you knew you were on camera, or what drug is that? What drug is that? It's okay to talk.

Or it happened so much it wasn't shocking. Yeah, what do you think? Do you think she was scared? Do you think she was... I mean, she's being taped or what? Maybe she just freezes in... Yeah. Oh, I do.

That's what I do. I would imagine, like, at that level of celebrity, you know that everything you do is watched. Right. So it's like, okay, we know that there's a possibility of a camera here, so I'm just going to be invisible. If I stay real still, nobody will see me. Honestly, if I were Beyonce, I would have my bodyguard tell me at every moment, like, remember there could be cameras in this location you know what i mean it's probably innate like

i'm sure yeah that's just like she just understands thinking but just understand there's probably somebody filming you yeah i guess you're right but like i don't know i'd be that idiot that just i mean it's unbelievable that that video leaked that was insane like and no one ever got fired like they never found out who in that hotel had access to the security tape and like sold it and how much money did they get that's what i want to know what they got paid for that. What was the price tag on Solange beating up Jay-Z? Well, maybe they didn't get fired. Maybe they quit because they retired

from the chat. I was going to say, they're on a yacht. They're on a yacht somewhere. I love it. All right. When we come back, you're going to help us answer questions so we can never be stuck on the elevator with our sister and husband in a fist fight. That would be awesome. Hey, ladies!

Funk it. Ask the Lady Gang. And we're back. Before we start Ask the Lady Gang, if you want 20% off at jackvanek.com, use code lady gang okay are you ready to give some advice yes i'm ready to ruin lives i mean make your life better you never know which way it's gonna go with you yeah we can flip a coin i hope that you have an inspirational tweet for every one of these questions i know i think i can come up with some you can too our first question comes from anonymous and anonymous says

i've been with my now fiance for five years and recently i found out that there have been several bitches that are mad my man is getting married half of me is like i should be impressed that multiple girls want my man even though they're probably never they probably have never even talked to him and i also had no idea i had such a desired boo but the other half of me is super bugged by it i'm having weird mixed feelings and i needed some outside thoughts okay there's actually no evidence here there's no fingerprints she didn't say anything about i went through his phone there's text messages this girl called me she's just saying girls are mad yeah bitches be mad every day yeah so it's like mad why are these just like twitter fans

are these like your church congregation are they like or are these side bitches right so yeah it's really hard to answer that question because here's the thing if he's gotten caught with something that's one thing if you're just you know jealous bitches hey if you like to look at it other people do too and move it right along girl get married and just make sure that rock is really nice so When they look, they get blinded. Extra jealous. They can get even more jealous. I agree.

Even more jealous. I agree. I agree, too. I think it's like you can't, don't go digging. Like, any time you dig, it's like a pimple. Just leave it alone. Oh, yeah. It's going to get huge and gross.

Yeah. If you look, you'll find it. It's hot when people want your man, though, and you're like, yes, he's mine. It is. As long as he's not shitty. Right. Well, usually they are shitty. I still want them.

Yeah. True. The shittier, the better. Yeah. Holy dogs are out. Let's get them. So hot. okay our second question is also from anonymous different anonymous nobody wants to write in

after lives have been ruined i know we have like said people's real names before she's like can you cut it out of the podcast i don't want anybody listening okay second anonymous says i've been dating my boyfriend for almost a year now and we are extremely happy together i recently found out through a friend that his ex texted him saying that she misses him this text was apparently a few months ago and he didn't tell me about it i confronted him about it and he said he just didn't want me to be upset since he said he replied saying that he's happy with me which i trust because uh she's crazy and probably an insecure bitch text my boyfriend blah blah um but it all just feels shady am i being a psycho girlfriend for feeling like a loss of little trust for him

side note should i torch her car or not i wish i had these type of problems like are you that insecure all my exes text me all my hoes want me back i i mean you know it's never a time the i mean every like three six months i get it i miss you i love you do you reply to them sometimes you do yeah are you in a relationship currently no okay no but if you were would you also text them back either probably not or or or i don't know i mean i might it would change the of the nature of the relationship that we had but it would just be a different

type of a reply. Right. Because I have two exes one I call the running back because he always runs back and the other one just like the ex that just never disappears The cockroach, that's what I like to call people that won't die. Gross

But you know it's like I don't necessarily mind it It's like I hate him Hi, miss you too it's kind of good yeah I like it you know like I said

we kind of like pain a little bit yeah a little masochism yeah like the guy I was with him for like three and a half years

and we broke up because silly thing he got a couple girls pregnant it was weird and of course he denied it all but this was like

before IG was really big it was still Twitter and like these girls found me on Twitter and like yeah biatch yeah I'm having this baby biatch

and of course you know whatever but you know that was years ago we're older now and it's like you know we still have a lot of love for each other

but he's just a whore you know so I don't think she should be worried about I miss you text like I always tell people it's not it's not

the question it's the response right so you can't get mad for someone asking you something you get mad at what they said but yeah and he's not gonna tell you about it

because it probably meant nothing to him or it just fed his ego a little bit and then he went and had sex with you no it's just gonna start a fight no matter what hey yeah babe

so yeah you remember my ex who wasn't loving me yet text me today. Yeah, they wouldn't be at me again. It's just no point. Like, unless you're

going to go see them, somebody died. Yeah, disregard. Okay, great. Relax, Anonymous. Anonymous. Our last question comes from Danielle.

Danielle says, my boyfriend and I have successfully been doing a semi-long distance relationship for almost two years. I don't think so.

I'm moving to LA from LA down to San Diego to live with him, which is a huge test to see if we're really meant to be. i'm a little nervous to move down to san diego and not have any of my own friends so i proposed the idea of living with a few girlfriends for a year to my boyfriend and he

thought it was a great idea but was cool with whatever option i chose i'm scared i might waste another year not living with him only to realize when i do move in with him him and i aren't compatible after all what do you guys think i should do i think you're an idiot i think you should stay in la i think your relationship is trash and so does your opinion why are you Boop.