LadyGang - Megan Batoon on the LadyGang - Ep52

Episode Date: November 29, 2016

Megan Batoon is a dancer, actress, fashion blogger... and a YouTube star! She's also hilarious... and has plenty of tips for any aspiring YouTubers out there. She's fessing up about dating other YouTube stars, the viral video that launched her online career, and when she was able to finally able to quit her restaurant food service gig! And she has plenty of thoughts on other "dancers" - like Channing Tatum, Hugh Jackman, Justin Timberlake, Usher, and Bieber! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey guys, it's your Lady Gang, Jack Vanek, Kelty Knight, and Becca Tobin. Thank you so much for subscribing on iTunes, and thanks for supporting the great sponsors who make it possible for us to have this much fun with you every single week for free. Well, what is this? Welcome to the Lady Gang. That's amazing. Say that again. The Lady Gang. Things are about to change around here.

Each week we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Hello, hello, hello, everybody. Welcome to the Lady Gang. I am Becca Tobin, actress and blogger. Across from me, Kelty Knight, entertainment journalist. She's on every red carpet. Yeah, she is. Looking great on the worst dress list. To my right, Jack Vanek, clothing designer and girl boss. Not the girl boss. A girl boss. Not the girl boss. Of Jack Vanek, clothing. What is your fun fact, Kelty? My fun fact is that my favorite pastime when I was growing up

was riding my bike to the mud bogs by my house and catching frogs. That sounds very, very hometown. Did you have hot pink bikes? I love my hot pink bike. I had a bike, but I don't remember the color. I had a pink bike. Yeah, everyone had a pink bike. What was your fun fact?

My fun fact is that I've only had one real job in my entire life, and it was working at Old Navy for three weeks. How was that? Oh, my God. Well, I got fired because I just went on spring break and didn't tell them about it. That sounds hilarious. You just didn't tell them? No, I just left.

And then I came back and they're like, you've been fired. That is amazing. I hated it. That's, yeah. My fun fact is that I had porcelain braces growing up. That's the fancy one, right? Wait, are those just the ones that look like your teeth are all gunky? Yes.

It's disgusting. Like, what plant, like, why did I? What is the other option? regular like metal braces they're like the braces that you wear to like make it look like you're not but it looks like you have like it's like on your teeth it's like the weirdest thing so there's no metal it's all like porcelain and like did you get it out of vanity yeah because like i thought that it was gonna like hide the fact that i had giant braces on my teeth it didn't and every photo from that time in my life is just awful my mom had them photoshopped out after my sister and i had

like a little like sibling photo shoot oh no yeah so i mean thanks mom god nice of her right yes it is i know she had them photoshopped she didn't do it herself she asked them to do it that's amazing and that was like many years ago like even before real photoshopping on your phone was probably expensive it was probably a lot yeah that's how much she hated those braces thanks mom thanks mom all right now it's time for good week yes it is bad week oh no kelty you're up i'm ready first of all i'm going to start with my good week let's kick it off positively so this actually comes from the becca tobin school of greatness um becca's manager and i saw each other and i was completely surprised when he pulled a gift for me out of his backpack and wasn't it wrapped too

it was wrapped with like a little tiny card on it and i was like oh my god like when do you how often you really get surprised anymore like how often does an adult give another adult they don't that well a gift it was amazing yeah so i'm so excited about it and i'm gonna give you a little taste of what it is here we go you can do it do what you love you create your reality feed fear a suck it sandwich that one's so weird a suck it sandwich so basically he gave me a you are a badass talking button that is not a mere message but it is a button that you press that gives you a mere message and it is the greatest gift i've ever been given in my life and i can't wait to continue using it you can do it i'm not gonna lie i think we need to make a lady gang one

of those i think so too if it just had our one-liners on it where it's like don't be a basic say no to kitten heels oh i love this okay i thought it was really really this is really really cute you can do it anyway what was your bad week um okay so i'm on set for a very long shoot it's like 10 plus hours i was on set in my job Um, and you know how I have really a lot of issues and especially sensitivity issues with different, like I get breaking out and weird things all the time. So I'm on set for like ever and ever and ever. I'm wearing a very tight bodycon dress.

I got my mic pack on. Hang, hang, hang, hang, hang. I wake up the next morning and I'm like, oh my God, my back is so itchy. Whoa, what's going on? So I itch my back and I kind of feel like it's bumpy and I was like, oh, I must have like scratched myself with the mic pack, whatever. So I get in the shower. And I go to the shower and I was like, oh, my back, it stings so bad.

So I look in the mirror and I have a perfectly square mic pack rash of like huge red pustules all over my back where my mic pack was sitting because it was like hot and sweaty and connected to my back. And it like melted, blistered fungus into my back and it is honestly still itchy and it's been days. i basically have chlamydia on my back from the fungal infection no because it's going down it's a heat rash it's a rash from like the metal have you ever worn like cheap jewelry before and you get like that weird greeny rash thing it's that you guys don't seem that impressed

honestly i'm pissed about it i mean it sounds pretty bad it was bad all right well i'm gonna roll that into my roll it on roll it on into my bad week okay is it involve a rash no so my bad week is that i recently decided to sell some items on a like consignment website okay poshmark no it's called the real real it's actually what are you selling it's my favorite one it's a genius idea and they come to your house and they make it really really easy for you to sell your things when they came to your house yeah that means you're a big spender you have a lot of designer things no when i've sent i have to mail my stuff to the real real because i'm a lowbrow do they come and like do a photo shoot at your house because they because they take their all their

photos yeah no they come to the house they take photos of every item and then they take them the items with them and then they take professional photos wherever their little like warehouse whatever thing is so that wasn't the bad part okay the bad part is that immediately after she drove away i wanted something back oh no what did you want back it wasn't a big deal but it was a pair of shoes and i was like very on the fence about them because i've had them for probably a year and i've never worn them and the all those books you read about like what you need to get rid of is like stuff in your closet that it but it's like a very specific shoe and so it's like i just i know what's gonna happen now you're gonna need that is that i'm

gonna need that you're gonna rebuy what did it look like it's a prada like um what color blue like not navy um royal blue cerulean yeah like isn't that like a cerulean is like a bright blue yes a bright blue and it's suede and it's like it they're so cute and now someone's gonna get a deal of a lifetime on the shoes that i wanted to chase the woman down the street to get back can you get them back do you really need them should i buy them back no how much are they i'm gonna buy them i don't know i haven't seen what they list what if i buy them because we're the same size and i just start wearing them wait if i find them i'm gonna send them to you on the site and then you're gonna buy them and then we can share them no i don't think that's how it

works i think it's better are i think it's better that you broke up with them i know it's just so hard saying goodbye to nice things i hate that when i'm cleaning out my closet i'm like oh my god what about this new pair of pants that has the tags on that i've never worn and all of a sudden to think i'm gonna wear them i know it's awful so that's my bad week my good week is this my good week is this let's pull your mic out of the way in hollywood there are you know a group of girls like you know that are around my same age and like everybody's working and everything and there's enough jobs to go around like that's how i honestly feel i mean but there are some girls out there who no matter what i'll hear about them getting a job or a movie or what whatever and i'm kind of

like is it is the hype actually real or is it just hype yeah and and it's kind of i hate to admit it but like sometimes it's nice to see when it is just hype and you see someone's work and they're actually shitty like really shitty now one girl in particular is who i'm talking about and i had never even seen her ever ever on a tv show on a whatever just on like red carpets and magazines and blah blah blah blah well i'm watching a movie the other day and she's in it and i remember hearing that she got this movie and being kind of annoyed and being like it's a tv movie no it's a movie movie okay movie movie but it's on tv no she's usually on tv okay she's in the movie she's but she's in the movie okay did you go to the theater no i'm watching a movie like

on on demand on my tv sorry i don't know how the internet works go ahead so watching a movie on my tv right okay okay so um so she comes up and when i tell you it was maybe the worst acting i've ever witnessed and she's surrounded by like a-list people who are like movie stars i know exactly who you're talking about what is she usually a good actress no what i'm saying is i've never ever seen her do anything because i don't watch anything that she's ever been on i've just seen her name her face everywhere in her name and her this and that i'm gonna write down her name i already see we're not gonna say who it is but i want to see if i can guess who this is that's who it is i said am i correct you're correct wow you will never say who it was

no i'll never say that exactly who you're talking it's too mean of me but you know what it's just like god is fair i you might take this and say god is unfair because this untalented person is working so much but it's fair because you know she's beautiful she's rich and she's famous but guess what she can't she can't act for shit out of a she could not act her way out of a bag what is it a paper bag like whatever that stupid saying is and it was so i mean painful and i it was it felt really good so yeah that's happy that your black heart was lightened by someone else's failure it's just kind of nice you know it is nice it's nice she still got paid for that movie she still gets to like say she was in it that's great but but you know what somebody's

trash is somebody else's treasure or whatever that saying is though that movie bombed of course it did it was the bomb of all the bombs yeah of course okay all right go okay jack so my good week the other jack man this is too loud we're yelling jack man next time now i have no ear or ear balls your ear i have no ear balls i have no ear balls jack man because you're looking for ear drums is the word that's the one okay so my good week um the other day i was like running late for work and you know i was like 15 minutes late whatever and i had to get down to orange county and get my car and i had no gas so i had to go to the gas station to you know whatever and i'm like another five minutes on my trip whatever and as i pull into the gas station somebody pulls like

right in front of me to go to the pump and all the other pumps are full and i was like screw this person my day sucks whatever and then i kind of go past them you know samuel jackson he cut you off yes and i'm i usually okay we live in hollywood that he hates white people allegedly allegedly okay isn't that true kelty wait why isn't that the allegation i've never heard that allegation but i do remember becca literally just made it up there was some weird thing where he was getting interviewed by someone sam rubin or something on the news and someone said he was someone else and he was like i'm samuel jackson not chris rott like it was like a weird like everyone they got the guys confused or whatever anyway i mean he's always

been okay with me i wouldn't say he's like above and beyond sunshiny but i think he's okay guy i mean i wouldn't it's not like he did it in like a bad way where i was like screw this well i said screw this guy but it wasn't intentional yeah but i i don't know i always see like random celebrities and i don't care because it's hollywood and everybody sees celebrities all the time but i like a good celebrity sighting in like a random spot like that it was nice and that's an a-list celebrity i'm like it's not some random guy healthy night it's not you no okay that was a good week that's a really bleak good week my bad your best day of the week was getting cut off at the gas pump when you were running late by samuel jackson it was a sad day to be alive my week has

sucked so my bad week um i had a really important meeting the other day and i had just come back from uh seeing scott in san jose and i did a load of laundry at his house and for some reason his washing machine has some weird thing that it makes your clothes kind of smell like mildew even if you put them straight into the dryer does he have a front opening yeah yeah it's does he leave it does he leave the washing machine door open after he uses the washing machine for like a day it's mold because i was wondering what it is because we'd wash it right away throw it right into the dryer and it like reeks it's mold reeks they have in the little rubber yeah inside if you open that up it's going to be all mold like a like a yeast infection vagina

yeah we had to replace our rubber thing on our washing machine because when we moved into the house the person didn't leave the door open after using it being an adult well you're so worst you're supposed to leave it open you have to leave it open to air it out yeah after using it if you close it it gets moldy so chris knight who i love you so much but like it annoys me crazy because our washer and dryers in our closet downstairs and he always leaves it open to like air out and then he has to leave the door open of the closet and i cannot do anything in my life if the doors are open like closets must be closed like like doors like that must be closed and so he always leaves it open i'm like and then i close it and he opens it again he's like do you want it to get

moldy and i'm like i hate being an adult that's a never-ending struggle it's so hard well i'm glad that i figured you can buy these little pod things that you can run your washing machine and sometimes that'll work but you might have to just replace the rubber thing that's sorry about your life so i did a moldy load of laundry for us and here's the thing is i pointed this out that all of his clothes smell like mold and he's like babe well i don't smell it whatever and i'm like maybe i have a really sensitive nose i don't know but it like immediately it's disgusting to me this is gonna change your life then so i went to a meeting and i had nothing to wear so i threw on this pair of jeans and i'm like it kind of smells like mold but like or mildew but i'm just gonna

wear them oh my god i have nothing else to wear i threw on a bunch of perfume i go to the meeting with a very important store that i am selling my clothes to that i wanted to impress they will not be named and i get to the meeting the main guys next to me talking to me you know we're just discussing stuff and all of a sudden he goes kind of smells like mold in here and he's like is it rain last night but like i don't know if it's like on the walls oh he starts sniffing around did he sniff you and he crotch he he like sniffed near my my gene area and he found out it was me what did he say he was just like oh oh i was like oh no i got outed for my moldy jeans are you gonna tell him no i feel like that's a situation where it's just better to come out with it

are you gonna see him again probably yes you gotta tell him you gotta be like i need to bring something up and this is gonna because he's gonna he's gonna think that i like don't shower he's gonna think that your clothes are disgusting and you sell clothes and they're all gonna smell like cold yes i'm trying to stay healthy you got us the next time you see him you got to be like pull a kelty ron this is gonna be embarrassing for both of us no mostly me but it's gonna bond us for life my boyfriend i found out has a mold situation in his washer and i couldn't figure out why all my clothes stank and then you came in and you were smelling around and it was me and i just want to let you know it wasn't me and now i fixed the problem and like and now can you still buy my

clothes i swear they won't smell like mold yeah yeah that was it was so bad is he like an older gentleman like why don't you give him a note like i'm sorry for being moldy it's a new t-shirt oh that's rough it was bad guys what's worse smelling like mold or having that like vagina smell when you're on your period oh i think oh god i think vagina is worse oh my god i can't help it i think vagina is more rank than like a mildew like what is what do you do smell i don't know what it is but you know it when you smell it and it's like it's not always but like sometimes you take off your pants or whatever and you're like god i'm on my period like i can so how do you stop that i think the blood yeah blood smells no you know what what it is is like when you're on your like

around that time of the month like your hormones are changing yeah and so like if you cross your legs for an extended period of time and it gets and trapped crease yeah the crease between your vagina and the thigh it's like the sweat sweaty mixed with the hormones yeah some days it can be fine and you're like not a big deal other days it is on fire but you know when you smell it do you think other people smell it because i've smelled other people's in yoga one time i was at a strip club and i smelt it oh my god that's disgusting rank so gross okay what's coming up well on that note the show's over wrapping it up here we quit lady gang just kidding we're very excited because we're joined

by our second ever youtube star and she's kind of amazing and i hear us talk about which one of us would bang justin timberlake then you should stick around okay what's going on now here's the lady gang oh i'm really cute today deep athleisure we feel disgusting yeah we're we're on fire today so get ready i hope you bring some positivity when i announce you i just want to make sure the pronunciation of your last name is correct but tune that's the one again but tune that's a good one that's badass okay all right stacy ready are we already rolling yes okay okay you guys it's the first time that we have had someone that we could shuffle off to buffalo with becca tobin very true she's a dancer actor fashion blogger and a youtube star she has over half a

million subscribers on youtube and she is freaking hilarious um before the show ends becca and i are gonna have a dance off with her um tight like genre of dance is optional i'm not included in i was thinking we should include you it could be hilarious honestly at least i can beat one person you know what i mean like i know i won't be last it's true so um please welcome to lady gang Megan Battoon. Hi. Hey, girl. Welcome, welcome.

I just want to set the stage. She's wearing a white overall after Labor Day, so I don't know. Very rebellious. They're super cute. It's so cute. Also, the bangs.

Anytime I see a girl with cute bangs, I'm like, oh my God, I have to do it again. And then I remember I looked like a monster. But you look so cute

with that high pony and your bangs. Thank you. I feel very 90s or like a painter. I see the painter vibes. Yeah. Painter vibes.

But thank you. I just got them cut. They're so cute. Thank you. Bangs are a commitment. I can't do it. It's the growing of the bang. The bang is cute.

And then it's the growing when they're just like at eyebrow level and you're like, do I pin back? Are they like awkward? You know. Yeah. It's always bad. Important things, Megan. So we asked you here because we like you, but also mostly we want to use you.

Yep. And so we just launched our YouTube channel and Becca started to do makeup tutorials with her makeup artists and they're very beautiful. But honestly, we have no idea what we're doing. so what is the secret to youtube success and you can give it to us but you can also to give it to like all of our girls that want to start channels yeah well congrats that's awesome i think we have like five subscribers yeah hey that's huge follow it's massive we've got half a half a 10 of subscribers you have half a uh million million it's it's the same thing which is like different

zeros yeah um oh this is so exciting i think the biggest thing for youtube is like to be honest because everybody don't worry we are yeah everyone can see like right through all the bs so i think whatever you do just like make it funny i guess i mean that's what i would watch but yeah if it's but how do you get people to watch you because people are already watching you okay so well you have to collaborate with other people is that the secret that's the main like expressway secret yeah but how do i get like lady gaga to come on our youtube channel how does that work you wear makeup we do makeup is that what's going on how do you get people to come on your channel uh just cold reach out really uh just asking like people mutual friends yeah um and i they're gonna want to be on

it anyway do you have a boyfriend no um to all the youtubers is the youtubers like the tv world where everyone's like dating and getting married to each other absolutely yeah really it's weird it's like youtube couples i'm sure you've seen like any video and they like ship two people's names if they've never even been like near each other ever but they're in the same frame they're like oh like ship names out the yin yang what do you think of the nash and camerons of the world i actually don't know them personally okay what do you think of their presence all i know is like six seconds of them yeah so i had to interview cam once and i at the end his purpose is like do you want to take a picture with her and he was like nah no yes and i was like i get it he's

like a really famous youtuber what does he do on his channel they like eat cotton balls and stuff like i don't know it's way below but also here's the other thing you're a little bit older than the generation but like there's that teenage generation that thinks like that's the dream boy like the skinny guy that's like so skinny he has abs but like it's gonna turn into a beer gut as soon as you like don't have a 14 year old's metabolism well with that when we're young that's why we love skinny band guys it's the same thing exactly it's just a skinny vine i understand but like at least our guys were like playing a musician's instrument barely right right like they're just sometimes these guys on youtube sorry are like doing like deep photo shoots at the beach

and i'm like i don't know i'm not buying it no thanks yeah anyway i feel it okay have you dated another yeah have you dated another youtuber yeah who famous um how famous um what is there an abc list of youtube i would say like tyler oakley's the a sure what are you a no i don't think i do how many subscribers do you have to be to have an a a million okay so you're like b list i'd say girl i'm on the zed list maybe c maybe d no i don't know i don't want to i don't want to paint myself too high i mean i could paint other things i mean these overalls but i don't want to paint myself too so who did you date uh his name is justin james hughes i know justin do you really kelsey thought he was gay i thought he was a homosexual i've also dated gay men too you have

yeah everyone has when they're young yeah we do we all have one do we all i don't have one i tried to date sierra gay the russian gymnast yeah we remember that no i didn't ever not yet i've been told that i turned our mutual ex-boyfriend gay you guys have a mutual ex-boyfriend yeah yeah is he gay now how is that honestly if he was gay why was he sleeping with all the waitresses yeah i don't think he's gay well that was the thing that like i think he's just a hoe like scene girls would be like she turned him gay i can't believe it and i'm like did i i don't think you did you didn't even have sex with him yeah how did you turn him gay anyway back to megan boyfriend if you'd never banged by the way i had barely called if the internet didn't know about it

i wouldn't have called it an ex-boyfriend you've been under the rug wait what does your ex do on youtube dancer oh no i did date a dancer on youtube though um but no it was comedy he's an actor okay um i don't i don't watch his videos anymore yeah do you understand is it like a instagram do you follow unsubscribe subscribe yeah unfollow unsubscribe and people notice uninterested yeah they do like your fans will notice it's like when freaking calvin harris liked taylor swift's video and the world exploded yeah it's exactly like that what's your most popular video uh i think it's a dance video called dark horse i think what kind of dancing are you doing uh it's sexy hip-hop it's sexy hip-hop watch your channel it's got all the

answers before i know what's up i know it's up sexy hip-hop okay so what has been your ish moment the moment where you thought i am megan i am hot as balls i have made it in hollywood i'm youtube famous i none never not yet not yet do people come up to you at the mall yes the malls the We'll go to the malls. Asian-centric malls. Really? Really. You're big in Asia?

No, no. I've never been to Asia. But, yeah, like, the malls that have, like, a lot of Filipino people, a lot of Japanese people, like, down in, like, Cerritos area. They love you. Pretty popular over there. Not pretty popular in SoCal, you know. Okay.

Well, that's sad. What's been the best moment, though? Like, has there been a good moment? Has there been, like, an eh moment? Like, when did you go from being the girl who was making videos for fun to... Yeah, getting money. the girl who made videos for a living oh like at what point was there like a deal or was there like people reaching out yeah i mean i think i was when did you start selling teeth whitening

thankfully never instagram ad i've never sold teeth whitening i've never done a fit tea thing i don't think really should not yet we have ready girl um but yeah i think i i was serving at an elephant bar have you ever been to this oh i've been to the elephant bar they had the best happy hour do they bomb yeah okay coconut shrimp oh so good i do i do love a good app um but yeah i was serving at the elephant bar and then all of a sudden i was like i don't want to do this anymore and then just started only doing videos because i was doing both at the same time and i was like this isn't fun and then i just started to do it and then i wasn't struggling thank god for some reason and

then when the brand deal started coming in then i was like okay now i'm like myself yeah so when you're a youtube star do you have to have like an agent and a manager and like all of that stuff too yeah that's crazy it's weird the world is how do they find you uh actually my manager ray found me at the elephant bar i was serving and he was with i think his roommate or client at some point and He was like, are you an actress? I was like, no, I'm a dancer. He was like, what's your Instagram? I was like, yeah, I'll take a follower.

Here it is. I didn't know who he was. He just tracked my progress. A year later, we had a mutual friend. I was like, hey, you've got to meet this girl. I think she's a star. We were like, oh, we know each other for some reason. We signed together.

I sold you a shrimp cocktail. A cocoa shrimp. Do you have an inspirational message for the listeners? A mirror message? A mirror message? yeah message that you you know hang up on your mirror oh a mirror they said mirror like a meerkat i said meerkat pronunciation this one yeah she's kind of canadian oh yeah megan you got a mirror message a mirror message oh gosh something you tell yourself like a mantra nope she doesn't

i wish i had does everybody do you i only do but these work and stone let's hear it let's hear it I have so many. They're interchangeable. She changes them like every day. She gets them. I'm very inspiring. You're always evolving, and that's what's important. I'm very inspiring.

All right. The Lady Gang. Let's play a game. I've prepared a game because I'm so inspirational. It's called Dance or Dunce. I love this game so much. So I have a list here of some famous male Hollywood dancers slash actors slash musicians. I hope I know who they are.

You're definitely going to know who they are. They're big ones. they're big ones you know and we have to vote dance or dunce okay are you ready so dance is yay and it sounds as bleh yep okay all right let's start with channing tetum becca i'm gonna say dunce what and why okay here i like him as a person as an actor i however am not attracted it's not my type and that like yeah it's just it doesn't do it for me okay dunce he is so beefy and hot yes it's not yes it's dance dance dance bitches you love him oh yeah so hot i'm on the cusp of there's no cusps okay then i'm gonna also go dunce yeah why because i also he's too big for

me and i feel like are you 25 okay how old are you 29 well because i used to like like skinnier guys and then i do i hit a point where then i was like beefy is great oh huh yeah when was that she had a beef changeover i had a beef changeover well but now my boyfriend is like normal size but i like he's all listening to this podcast you look beefy guys um exactly i yeah i think it's too big for me i kind of enjoyed like the first step up what got me on the cusp i know there's no cuss but uh magic mike was nice yeah it was nice seeing him i mean he was a stripper yeah he actually was he hasn't oh i did not know that it's nice to like see him do that and his element i think it's dunce because he has like that weird block head yeah his head

is like a square block of cheese like a lego head it's like a lego head yeah i'm even less attracted in person how tall is he tall he is yeah tall four i know he's tall i feel like he'd look weird he has to be tall head if no if he was skinny like if he lost his beefiness no he has the here's the thing channing for me blockhead channing is hot because he stays in amazing hollywood shape but like if he wasn't in hollywood and he just was regular oh yeah no he would be not hot the biggest pot belly pig you've ever seen yeah i agree like he only stays hot because jenna's too hot for him jen well i always wonder like why doesn't he cheat on it because my favorite game to play when i'm interviewing celebrities behind the scenes is to like the people around

them like does he cheat on his wife because i really want to know like because most people are you know right and his whole team and everyone is like no he doesn't well because and i actually believe that she's so hot okay super hot dancer dunce jenna dance okay dance hugh jackman dancer dunce oh i didn't know hugh jackman oh yeah yeah he was on broadway oh well he was and i know that He's actually really, really, really good. Really? Super talented. Has he danced in any of his movies that I have not seen?

I don't know. Or he was just a Broadway guy. I don't know if he's danced in a... He, like, goes back and forth to Broadway, but didn't he host the Oscars or something when he had to do a big dance routine? Yeah, and he had full dance... Yeah. I don't know.

I did not see. I'm going to say dance. Yeah. Yeah, dance. He's just, like, so... Yeah, he's super talented. Huh. And it's really cute that he stayed with his wife.

And she's... Who's his wife? Just, like, a regular girl from Australia. She's a regular lady. Yeah. Really? He's a good guy. I love that Hugh Jackman. I'm going to go solely on face.

And I'm just going to say Dunst. Sorry. Dunst? I think he's hot. My type is just very stupid. What's your hottest guy ever? Just like the skinniest thing you can see. Like Harry Styles? No, no.

He's skinny. Who's like a great... Like Jared Leto skinny? No. Like tall, skinny, I mean blue eyes would be great, but I'm not picky. You're not picky. Sense of... uh-huh sense of humor is huge size 12 but like what kind what celebrity is like your dream man

oh like uh jake gyllenhaal like oh god before jim before jim from the office oh john krasinski yeah yeah john krasinski but jim version of john krasinski oh okay i like that yeah i like that so you're like a normal guy but skinnier than him because he's not that skinny skinnier than jim from the office would be good that's hilarious i don't know i like skinny guys too love them yeah i think it's so hot i don't dislike it i like it when you're like beanie beanpole okay i get mad at all my guy friends when they say they like skinny girls oh i'm like that's rude that is rude but now you guys are basically doing the same thing but skinny it's skinny it's easier to be a skinny guy than a skinny guy is not like it's not like other guys

look other guys look at skinny guys and they're like i don't look like that yeah but girls just all want to be skinny double standard all over the place who's next justin timberlake dancer or dunce i'm going to you first dance easy all the way okay dunce double dunce tell me why becca he does not do it for me is it all okay like at all zero percent any elaborate i nothing he does i find to be like attractive oh my god i like insane so no are we a backstreet boys girl i liked Backstreet Boys better but I just I just I did not he never did it for me

never even when he had that like blonde curly pube hair I can't believe Jack tell me dance or dunce dance but the fedora it's such a problem he loves a fedora and you hate fedoras

I can look past the fedora I think he's super cute and one time when I was in 7th grade he waved to me at a Lakers game just like Aaron Carter waved to you from no twitter that was that was nick carter waved to me at a backstreet boys concert no and he went to everyone at the backstreet boys concert you're not but i thought it was remember aaron carter was like i'm doing some like oh yeah yeah yeah he told jack that he was gonna like send her a sign that it's really yeah she's talking to you guys i have a connection

to like every pop star that's very funny okay next up kelty oh for me it's a triple dunce i'm trumping you're done justin timberlake is like literally if he was the last man on earth i know me i would be like you can take your feel-good pop songs really your stupid ass rip-off dance moves and your stupid fedora and you're like ridiculous i'm now in the tennessee brothers thing and like you can stick it up your stupid baby name you can take it all I don't want silos or something Silius You know what Silius is?

Silica Silica is the stuff that goes in your bad shoes To keep it fresh when it comes from China Are you sure it wasn't Silis? Whatever it is If I can't even pronounce it It's my job to know baby names It's not okay

And I'm like especially I'm just having a flashback now To that lame ass People Magazine That People Magazine Wedding People Magazine It's Jessica Biel's day And you gotta make it about you by doing the big jump behind her while she was in the pink dress.

Why can't you just be like every other groom and just be where you're supposed to be, which was in the background? Let Jessica have her moment. She was sitting down all dumpy with her dress not even being featured, and he was like in a herky up in the air like he was a cheerleader. And I was like, let her have her damn moment, Justin. He's not the guy that you marry to take the back seat. No.

He's the star of the show. Yeah, without him, Jessica Biel would literally be nothing. That's not true. Jessica Biel would have great bangs and a face. Jessica Biel is so beautiful And she's taken a step back She's been shadowed by JT He took her sparkle

He took her sparkle for sure It's not okay It is the dunce of the dunce Thank you so much for that You just went on a rant Who's next Kelty? Justin Bieber Jack we're going to you first

Oh You really took the momentum we had No because I had to think about it because i didn't know what i mean like because i like him but then like i would never like sleep with him yeah so dunce i went from a strong dance to a dunce what was the flip over the flip over was when he he turned into like a punk like a punk ass kid yeah no he's always been a punk ass no like remember when he was like starting out and like super sweet from canada and he actually like acoustic and he played the drums yeah like when he was super cute i thought you

like recently he went to be like a punk kid no like was that peeing in the mop bucket more of a punk ass kid he became worse because it's like you can excuse bad behavior from a teenage boy yeah but he's now an adult and i really just dislike him a lot but his music i mean i am such an old lady i was at dunn's for a long time and then i like fell in love with him i still like his music and then now i don't really yeah we have to separate the person from the music like i definitely heard taylor swift today and was like yeah but then i was like okay okay so it's really just about them it's just about them as a person it's not about the music because i'm sure you have like how many videos do you have to justin bieber songs like every video zero but i do like

purpose dance or dunce if it's not about the music dunce if it's about the music dance i don't think anybody likes his personality i mean some girls he really does it for them i'm gonna they're all teenagers okay i'm confused now honestly i'm having a tormented thing so you don't know like it's a dunce for sure but i'm trying to think like if if i was the last woman who could save civilization and i had to be with either justin timberlake or justin bieber oh which one of the two idiots i would only choose timberlake because bieber still in my mind is like an eight year old yeah right who would you do i i love justin timberlake oh yeah justin timberlake easy I would do Timberlake, but I would cover my face with his ugly-ass fedora and pretend that it was not him.

I never knew the hate for Justin Timberlake was so strong. It would only last, like, three seconds. It'd be fine. Yeah, five, six, seven, eight, and done. We talked about him being bad at math. And done. Okay, lastly, Usher, Usher, Usher, Usher. Megan?

Strong dance. Strong dance, right? Oh, yeah. everything about him is great the most the most dance i feel like the most dance the mostest what is it about usher and i go way back oh because he's from he's from a town a town up no but we used to take from the same voice teacher clearly i had a little more luck there and um i would pass him going out as i was going in too so you made eye contact i made eye contact we did some head nods we did some smiles some days we were even like hey have a good one

Remember when he used to wear the, like, nylon stocking on his head? Yeah. Oh. I love him. Yeah, Usher. Dance, dance. I feel like Usher has somehow stayed relevant for, like, 20 years. He's amazing.

Yeah. Dance. Yeah, he's timeless. I'm going to say Usher a dance, but I will – I know you guys like it when I tell you a celebrity story. I will let you know he was once 45 minutes late for an interview with me. Was it his fault? And I just sat there. Of course it was his fault.

Is he a grown man? Yes. Maybe he's back in traffic. No. He can get himself. i guarantee you and you know this i thought this was gonna be like some real dirt kelsey this is like some a-type talking shit like i've been 45 minutes late to like almost every doctor's appointment i've ever had and every one of my doctors is not gonna sit there and hopefully

you don't know give me a dunce talk on their podcast yeah you'd talk they would give me a dance right now i'm just saying usher was very late and i was pretty annoyed because like when your time is valuable i get it wait what if you don't get to sleep a lot we get it what if usher was late i have hashimoto's disease did you know that oh my god should i bring that up your hair's falling out what if i do our wig last year did you know we're assholes jack jack tell us tell us jack no tell us tell us about us you missed it no it wasn't actually good i don't care all right moving on up next one person in this room has her shit together and i'm gonna say it's probably not a permanent

member and she's going to stick around and help us figure out your lives for you because we need help also ask the lady gang all right um before we start ask the lady gang uh you guys can get 20 off jack fanik.com using code lady gang i brought you some presents i saw this is amazing and you can go on megan's instagram and she has pictures wearing jack fanik already i do I do I really do and I saw this on Instagram and I was like oh I like that and now it's mine now what is that one we're magical here it says I just rolled

my eyes so hard that I think I saw my brain that's amazing that's how I feel when I see Justin Timberlake and it's Dora okay so for this part of our podcast you're going to help us answer questions from our Lady Gang members that need advice on life and love and all that kind

of stuff we give very bad advice but you are more than welcome to give good advice to counteract are all right we'll see what i can do terribleness all right our first question comes from emily and she says i'm currently in a job i'm not passionate about and craving some sort of career change but i'm having a hard time figuring out what that next step or change could be how would you recommend trying to explore something new and figuring out a next step that's a lot of next steps i can't quite quit my current job because of bills welcome to being an adult it's hard the worst i feel like i mean everybody has been in this

position at some point or another and yeah stability kind of sucks once you're getting that like ripped out underneath your feet but i feel like a lot of people end up falling into something that's comfortable that years will go by before you actually make that change and then you're going to actually be an adult and then it's going to be even harder so i would just gonna jump into it you'll figure it out you made some big changes yeah i agree you should just definitely throw everything away for what you want but it sounds like she doesn't know what she wants yet yeah um i am a huge fan of lists i would list like the top three things that like make me smile yeah like what can i do career-wise that can like get me all of like maximum laughter

i mean but i'm like a humor person so if you happiness maximum happiness and then just try add a few of those things on your off time whenever you find one then just quit and be like i'm done with this boom boom i agree i agree i think the fact that you said making lists makes culture so i agree and also like we're holding hands you're a list girl too okay binder full of lists i have here okay becca anything to add to that nope i think that was good advice interesting i know that's actually kind of good advice i'm i'm yeah i'm impressed currently seeking a second career too so i'm making my list tonight okay our second question comes from monica she says i have a best friend who i feel like has been drifting apart from me

the older that we get i've literally known this girl since the first grade we used to go out together all the time have sleepovers you name it i got married last year and she was my maid of honor she is single but we both love to go out and have fun within the past year she's blown me off for this one guy about two or three times now i tried to talk to her but she thinks that there's nothing wrong with what she did what do i do i need suggestions because i've had i have no good girl advice and y'all are my girls oh monica jesus it's loaded i'll take it okay monica real talk please monica do not be one of those girls that is a righteous friend it is hard to be a woman and it's hard to be a friend and especially as you get older friendship doesn't stay like high

school where you're like we're best friends all six of us we see each other every day we talk every day. Like when you get to be an adult, you're lucky if you see your best friends once every six months. And I will tell you this year, I have had a year of cutting effing people out of my life because I don't have time for this. And I, the first people I caught were the people that made me feel guilty about being busy and living my life and being married and being happy. So if you're one of those people that's like, I can't believe you don't know what you did. You blew me off three times to spend. I don't like you anymore. Just be cool. Be like, Hey Jack, it's been so long since we've hung out i know we're both so busy let's set a date and make a plan to have like a

brunch girls day what day is good for you and don't bring it up in like a guilt trip just bring it up and like i miss you let's hang but you can't be one of those like jealous righteous friends because you're gonna get cut out of her life permanently and she's mad at her because she's like hanging out with a guy and number one blowing somebody off two or three times within a year i probably blow people off two or three times like in a week but i think it's hard because you it is it's a very weird transition have you guys had that transition of like oh kind of like of course early girlhood friends to like then how that works but it's usually going to be the opposite girl it would be like the single girl that's mad at the girl that's getting married because she's

like blowing not blowing off her friends but spending more time with like her husband or whatever but i think i mean you should be happy for your friend that she's found like a guy that she wants yeah you're married yeah like let her have a dude i recently had a moment with a group of friends that I found myself getting a little bit peeved because we had a plan to do something like say it's a dinner and we're all going to the dinner and the one friend chose actually another kind of like the bigger better deal like an exciting event to go to as opposed to like our little what up nothing dinner and I actually was like on the text chain and I texted with the other friend that she blew us off you know whatever this the other friend that got blown off with me

i'm having a lot of trouble i lost you anyways i was like oh she ditched us for a party like kind of like getting in that mean girl like righteous girl whatever and my other friend was like whatever like everybody just do what they want to do like yeah and she meant it and i was like you know what i don't want i like to tell somebody that they have to come meet up and have dinner i mean granted it is kind of nice if you don't like ditch us for like the bigger better deal but then again it's like everybody just needs to do what they need to do and everybody needs to just accept it it's just social it's just dinner it's not like life changing whatever and it actually was like i went from being kind of annoyed to then being like you need to like

get over yourself and like let these people make choices we're all adults here yeah i agree completely agreed but i went to that righteous friend mode it was awful and i've definitely been there i'm not saying i'm perfect i'm just saying like just don't i think maybe she doesn't want to do the shit you want to do i don't know like figure out something that you guys both want to do together and also monica are you kind of like maybe in love with your best friend okay maybe i mean it for real keep listening to lady gang though i know we're sorry monica we love you i love you monica but i'm asking you like a genuine question okay maybe our last question comes from danny danny i have to say thank you so much for your short question this

is amazing it's only a sentence long it's awesome she says how much time do you guys dedicate to your girlfriends and how do you stop being lazy and start saying yes to plans interesting after the last question very similar i don't know i'm so lazy that's so hard for me meg's laziness ah keep it just i guess the question is like how to stay true to your plans which is also a bad question for me because i love it when plans get canceled i'm just like this is the best feeling in the world happy to hear that and you're only 25 right yeah is oh it gets worse you're so wise i thought it was because i'm getting old that i enjoy when people cancel oh i love it it's just always i mean maybe i don't know it makes me feel better i but again like like what jack said if

there's something that you like to do or was that was that you that was my okay yeah so i was like um if you really enjoy what you're doing then i don't think canceling is gonna be an issue like if someone's like hey let's go make crafts i'm like yeah i'll be there but if someone's like hey let's watch a scary movie i'm like i have like something to do um so i think yeah someone that you actually enjoy spending time with i don't think they'll cancel with you especially if they have another incentive like they like to do it too yeah i'd have to say i agree with that and that's like the one thing that i learned as i got older is when i was younger i was always doing a bunch of things that i didn't like doing just because my friends were doing it i was going

out to clubs i was you know staying out late and blah blah but as i've gotten older i'm like you want to go to brunch and drink mimosas i will go literally with anybody any excuse to day drink i'm like in but if somebody's like oh jack do you want to go to this new club opening where you're gonna wear a skimpy dress and get bottle service i'll be like hell no because that's something i hate and even if i'm with my best friends i'm gonna hate the time that i'm spending doing that so i think is yeah it's the same kind of thing like with the question before figure out something that you guys both like doing and then it won't be really like a drag to be hanging out with your friends yeah which it shouldn't be anyways and remember when sarah

and aaron foster were on and i think it was aaron who said like don't justify your life i'm the same way like i've had a hard time figuring out new life and i'll be like well i'm sorry i'm such an asshole but i can't blah blah like i stopped doing that great example my girlfriend sarah has been for weeks like can we get lunch can we get lunch well i can't do lunch because I work like 12 hours a day. So instead I was like, hey, here's the deal. I really want to see you, but I can't do lunch. Will you come by the studio?

I have this hour break in the afternoon where I'm supposed to be like there, but I can't leave. We'll go get salads and we'll sit in my office. And she was like, that sounds awesome. And then she came and we had this nice lunch and it worked for me. And that's how you stay true to plans. Just do the things that you want to do

and make sure it's something you can uphold. It's not like, do you want to go to the Rose Parade? No. Oof. Really random. Don't ever invite me to a parade. That sounds like a nightmare. Ugh.

All right. Well, Megan. Yes. Thank you for being here. Of course. Where can people subscribe? YouTube.com slash Meg Batoon. Pretty easy on all social media.

It's just my name. It's very cute. And your videos are very entertaining. Thank you. Your body is body goals. Oh, thanks. And I love that you've branched out from just the dancing to then like comedy and being this personality and stuff.

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