LadyGang - Nico Tortorella on the LadyGang - Ep51

Episode Date: November 22, 2016

Super hottie Nico Tortorella (star of TV's "Younger" and host of the "Love Bomb" podcast) leaves the LadyGang swooning, literally... in this hilarious episode that covers everything from "sexual fluidity" (WTF?) to polyamorous relationships to having sex with your co-stars on set! Plus, Nico and the girls play "Cougar or Cold Shoulder" and have plenty to say about Madonna, Mariah Carey, Sharon Stone, and Cameron Diaz. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey guys, it's your Lady Gang, Becca Tobin, Kelty Knight, and Jack Vanek. Thanks so much for subscribing on iTunes, and thank you, thank you, thank you for supporting the great sponsors who make it possible for us to have this much fun with you for free every week. Well, what is this? Welcome to the Lady Gang. That's amazing. Say that again.

The Lady Gang. Things are about to change around here. Each week we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse. Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Hola. Hola, Becca. It's our bilingual episode of The Lady Gang. Je m'appelle Kelty Knight.

And it's done. Español? Hashtag thirsty. Thirsty in all languages. Hi, you guys. I'm sorry if this is your first episode you're listening to. Maybe go pick another one. We're on another level today.

I'm Becca Tobin, sugar addict and actress. And next to me is Jack Vanek, clothing designer of Jack Vanek. Across from me, Kelty Knight. What are you? Nipple hair grower. And entertainment journalist. Professional. Professional at both.

And thanks for joining us this week. Let's just kick it off with... Good week. Yes, it is. Bad week. Oh, no. Becca. Yes.

Before we begin, can I just make mention? No. we're so excited about our lady box oh my god the lady bun we've been working on this for months our box is delicious our box is so good so basically we're spending all this time promoting other people's boxes and we're like we love most of the products in there but we could design the ultimate lady box so inside your box we're going to reveal one of the items today which one should it be it should be yours mine yeah we have a special jack vanek slash lady gang zip pouch and there's only 500 of them and once these are gone they're gone forever you can't buy it again

so anybody who wanted to get our tank before and not that they're going to get it later we won't sell anything again limited edition it's like a 200 value for 49 and we're so excited it's the greatest gift too for for the holidays i'm giving it to everyone me too we're so excited there actually is none left for you all to buy because we're buying them all we're so excited and we're so excited to partner with frolic on this amazing project exactly now is that your good week that was just what i wanted to just say good all right well um do you want to jump into good week bad week. Yes. Do it Kelsey. I'm excited. Today I did my second ever fake paparazzi photo shoot. Oh god. And I was great. I just died. Who did you call for this one? I didn't have to call them.

They set it up. They asked me will you be in the fake paparazzi photo shoot. Who said this? The publicity people. Oh. So they wanted to get me in this certain dress and I think you'll see in the magazines pretty soon and did you get paid no am i supposed to yeah how much for a fake paparazzi shoot or she's yeah but i'm getting paid in press it doesn't matter oh really you're helping them more than they're helping you are you sure i feel pretty excited when i see myself in a magazine that's probably why they chose you because they're like oh we need a girl to come wear this dress who'll do it for free kelty night while she's so thirsty i always feel bad and then And they're like, do you want to take any of the clothes?

I'm like, that's fine. But I did take the clothes. I know. Anyway, I was excited. And I'll tell you two reasons I was excited. Number one, I didn't hate my face the way I normally do. And I thought I looked cute. I have a bad week that is so bad.

You guys know that I was recently celebrating the fact that I finally got photographic evidence of Jeans Man. Yes. Well, then, picture this. Me and Rebecca are on, for those of you who have never listened before, jeans man is my gym stocking person and he comes to the gym and he wears a bedazzled jean from 1999 and works out for like six fast minutes and then leaves and he's like incredibly handsome except for the jeans and we it's a mystery so we've been tracking him so i'm on the treadmill i'm running sprints rebecca my makeup artist behind me we're running sprints we literally jeans man comes in

he's on a buso ball and he's doing like deep ab set workout and i'm we're like yeah yeah yeah and then he stands up and puts the ball away and he comes by and me and rebecca literally are like running level 10 on the thing in the middle of a sprint we both look at each other and we go married we saw the ring oh no now listen we're both married so there's really like nothing was gonna happen anyway but he has a gold wedding ring on we never noticed it before jeans man has a wife And I have come to a conclusion. She purchases the horrible rhinestone jeans to keep him at his hotness level down. Muted.

Because if he was dressed properly, he's a David Beckham. You cannot, if this man did not have these terrible jeans, he would be cheating on her. So she puts the jeans on him to keep him at like a clean seven. What can I do to sneakily do this to Zach? You don't like it? If you want to bring him down a hotness level I know You have to do it with clothes I guess

Clothes are like acid in the face It is Clothes are like for girls It's an immediate turn off You can be so hot But if you have the wrong shoes Put them in Birkenstocks He has great taste in clothing

So it upsets me We were at the Hollywood Bowl recently And I saw these girls like i effing him from afar 100 it's gross he's oblivious thank god but i'm like watching these girls like they're like a few rows in front and a few rows off to the side to like diagonal and they're like looking back and they're like and i'm do you see me i've had the same thing happen it's upsetting when i and chris is so tall that you can i can never tell like are you just staring at him because he's so tall are you staring at their predators they're predators predators get

the way they don't even care that i'm there chris you're getting a bedazzled jean i care no the girls care i don't like it i used to care i would never i remember if i saw a guy and thought he was hot and then if i realized he was with another girl i felt terrible like an idiot yeah but you're not like some thirsty girl trying to these guys sometimes chris doesn't wear his wedding ring too and i'm like yeah that thing is super glued one time one time he was like um he was posted someone post a picture on his wall of him with his arms around a girl and i was like who is this and i like cried and i was so mad and like it turns out like the girl had cancer and it was like she was dying and everyone was like posting their pictures and tagging him and i felt so bad

kelsey all right i think a bedazzled genie is easier next jack i'll go um so i don't know if people have been listening to this podcast for like the past year everybody knows i like do these grab bags of like random stuff i found around my office and i sell it for cheap and whatever so a couple weeks ago i did these grab bags for flannels that i found around the office i sold them for 29 bucks on my website whatever i was like oh i'll get rid of them in a few days i post it in our secret lady gang facebook thinking that i'm like oh i'll give these girls first pick it'll be a nice gesture i sold out of them in like an hour just for the lady gang from our lady gang fans i love that why didn't i start selling on there i know it's

It's such a great tool. Secret Becca, you're going to have to be on Secret Becca if you want to sell something. I know. You got to start talking to people, too. But yeah, I was like, it was before I could even post on Instagram. I'm talking, they just don't know it. You're the asshole starting, like, fights everywhere. What if that was me?

We have to moderate you out. Talking shit about you. It would be great. Are people talking shit about me? I haven't seen any shit talking. I mean. We moderate it out very quickly. Who gets talked the most shit about?

About things we say? Yeah. You. Oh, okay. well that's not really a surprise no i know i don't even know why you asked okay okay that was your good week yay lady gang that was a good week okay so my bad week um the other weekend uh scott and i took his kids to san francisco and for like a little like staycation kind of thing and so we're all staying in one hotel room obviously and the kids are asleep and you got did it no oh sorry

Scott and I were like sitting on the bed and just talking and we had eaten some like really greasy, disgusting food. And it was like my tummy was a little rumbling. And I'm sitting there like, oh, I got a two. And I've farted in front of him before, but it's always like a, oh, and I'm like, excuse me. And I'm sitting like kind of sideways on the bed and I sort of like try to squeeze it, like clench it.

And so it doesn't, you know, become a thing. Did you shart? and i i was like okay i'm gonna just oh let's like let it out it's fine i let it out it is the loudest fart i've ever done in my entire life like in my entire life loud on a scale of one to ten it was it was hotter than that oh my gosh wow and i woke his kids up with the fart that's amazing wait that's amazing and i didn't expect it i usually can judge what did he say because i guess you're pretty comfortable in a relationship now oh my god no kidding i didn't mean to write a passage i didn't know that's great all right

my turn i don't know if i i mean i don't even feel like i should even say what mine are this week but i'll go um this one actually is kind of appropriate for your fake paparazzi shoot it's pretty in line okay so i was at the hollywood bowl and i was walking from the bathroom with zach and to our seats and i noticed these girls like all up in my grill behind me and it's crowded there so i was like didn't think much of it and they're just like really up in my business and like walking very close to me and i could tell that they were trying to get like a look at my my face because they were walking behind me and um they were like oh my god so many b-listers out tonight shut up my god and i was like oh my god you really think i'm a b-list thank you so much

i didn't say that but i that's so nice if you're on the b-list that's good i mean i feel like that's pretty good group of people to be associated with like i mean the only people on a list is like that's what i thought so i feel like the b-list is pretty good and i was like i know that they wanted to insult me but it actually was a compliment great like because on no and on no planet do i ever think a-list no but they i mean that was b-list is the a-list for everyone else in the world exactly that's true so that's thank you so much um bad so many b-listers so many b-listers tonight i'm like who else i also want kind of want to be like who like i don't see anybody like less famous than me um so my my bad week though is that i have been traveling a ton

since since i was like 18 you know when you like do shows and you're doing theater and like you just travel you get on planes you're like i i'm always on an airplane and i have never been had an issue with it it's annoying i hate it but i have friends who are like terrified of flying terrified and i always used to kind of like silently judge them 100 because they're like i need a xanax i need a drink oh my god i'm gonna like at any turbulence they like grab the seat next to them and i'm like you're fine either you're dead or you're fine exactly and so i was always like this real you know so cruel jackie that you're dead or you're fine it's true there's not in between so i was always like a pretty big you know you can say bitch bitch about it and now

i i've become scared of flying like i was on the last couple flights i was on the turbulence was crazy and i'm not joking i did that awful thing that like old people do i grabbed the seat next to me i'm sitting next to strangers and they look at me like you idiot you're gonna be you're either dead or you're fine exactly and i and now i like i don't know if i've built it up so much the anxiety but now i have fucking fear now i have a fear of flying i developed a random anxiety of flying is it gonna go away mind it has to yeah mine like came and went it was really weird i can't start doing drugs xanax does help them yeah on the plane but then it like knocks me if it's like a 30 minute flight it's kind of like i'm done yeah like i'm gonna fly down to san diego

and be like done for 24 hours after that so there you go pretty bleak but what's coming up it's not bleak no it's not probably the most excitable episode we've ever had with lady gang you're gonna watch jack and becca like you've never seen them before the most pathetic version of them that has ever existed and honestly it was a joy to watch now back to the lady gang well hello everyone our guest today is a major babe who plays sutton foster's love interest on the hit tv series younger you've also seen him on make it or break it and the following he is the host of the podcast the love bomb where he talks about love gender sexuality relationships and how difficult we all

are and we really love it welcome to the lady gang i'm gonna kill your last name nico tortello No, terrible. That wasn't even close. Tortella. Wait, I want to try it. Sound it out. Sound it out. Tortorella.

Tortorella. Thank you. I feel like it's pretty phonetically. Nico Tortellini, welcome to the podcast. I mean, if I had a nickel, let me tell you. What do people normally say? Are you Italian? Irish, actually.

Nico Tortorella. He's joking. That was racist, Kelsey. Yes, I'm 100% Italian. I actually, I just did a DNA test and I found out that. Oh, did you do which one? 23andMe. I'm 67% Italian, 14% Western European, and 13% from Caucasus.

Do you have any idea where is Caucasus? Where is that? Isn't that white? No, no, no. That's Caucasian. I thought the same exact thing. Caucasus is an area just south of Russia and north of Georgia. It's like this old biblical land.

I didn't even know it existed. You do kind of look like hot Jesus. I'll take it. I'll take it all day. You can't say there's a rule. no uh no no f word on this one take that out why don't we just bleep his yeah we should bleep it no it's fine i'll really try i'll really try okay so nico tortellini um younger is one of the best shows on tv it's made and created by the same guy that created um sex in the city for people that

are not hip and they're not watching it give us a brief synopsis and why we should get into it yeah well if you love sex in the city you will love this show uh it kind of is sex in the city it takes place in brooklyn most of the time um i don't know it's about this uh it's about this four-year-old woman that's pretending to be 26 to get back into the workforce and she kind of jumps through a bunch of hoops and you know gets a whole makeover and gets a studly young boyfriend and all else falls in place i love this story very inspiring it's a great show and then once the tv career is on lock then you can start all your side hustles when you're on hiatus and so you started a podcast welcome to the podcasting world thank you where can people find that

episodes and what day can they subscribe and then also what is the podcast about uh well the podcast is called the love bomb it's on at will great name it's good it's a good name funny story about how i came to that name have you trademarked it yet be careful uh no i haven't oh you should go get on it if somebody wants to use it go ahead this is a love bomb what if you're using someone else's then they'll try to see you such a cool outlook on it when we were doing it we were like If anybody tries to take the lady gang. I mean, do you realize how many lady gangs there's probably been before you guys? Guess who owns the trademark?

We get to shut them down now. You own it now. Well, we own a trademark. We started off our podcast with a different name. I'm going to go trademark love bomb and then I'm going to sell it back to you. I'll just change the name. Okay. So what do you talk about on the podcast?

Is it just about love? No, it's not just about love. I mean, it is how love fits into everybody's lives in different ways. I think it kind of takes its own form in everybody's life completely differently. And I don't know. I mean, so many people are having this conversation about sexuality and gender these days, and that's definitely a big part of it. The more I've been doing it, the more I just have realized that everybody is so different. It doesn't matter where you fit on the spectrum.

Just everybody should be treated as an individual because our stories are all so different. So you have come out in the press, gotten a little bit of heat for saying that you are sexually fluid. fluid. Sexually moist is actually what I like to say. Sexually moist? Why? Did you just do that? I hate the word moist too. But I also don't love the word

fluid. It was taken out of context the way that I said it. It's better than other words. I just don't know what it means. Kristen Stewart said she was sexually fluid. Now does that mean you're bi? Did she or did somebody say that Kristen Stewart said she was sexually fluid?

This is my question, but I don't even understand what it means. What is the difference between you like guys and girls bi and sexually fluid? I don't understand. Please explain this. And did you say that about yourself? Yeah, and are you? Somebody else. Like, confirm or deny, Nico.

I was having a conversation with a journalist from Page Six. First mistake. You can't say you're having a conversation with a journalist. You're getting interviewed. I have lots of conversations with journalists all the time. Um, and I was talking about how as a whole, uh, humankind is moving towards a more fluid mindset of everything, right? And then the next day comes out, Nico Tortorella comes out as sexually fluid, taken out of

context a little bit. Um, I don't know. Fluid just, just, just means that it doesn't have to be one thing for the rest of your life. You can change your mind, you know, you can go back and forth. You can like, there's, there's room for growth. You can contradict yourself. it just

based on the two minutes you've spent with the lady gang when you're fluidly feeling females which one do you want to make out with this is really awful which one do I want

to make out with this is awful this is Kelsey why do you do this don't answer it okay but he was getting ready to

I was totally how has the page six article affected your life in Hollywood because unfortunately this kind of stuff can blow up in your face like a love bomb

does you know just love bomb podcast blow up in your face I don't i don't know i think it's kind of just taking the weight out of the conversation it's not i mean if i hear like one more coming out story or somebody else writes an article about their

like troubled teen years exactly oh my god becca you have a kindred spirit here no but i think that like it just it gives the opportunity to approach the conversation with a much more light-hearted attitude you know and i think that um that's what i'm trying to do Nico Tortellini, what is it like to be so good-looking? What is it like to be so ridiculously good-looking? What is it? I mean, it's crazy. You have a model face.

It's insane. Yeah, you're so damn attractive. It's upsetting. I have to tell you, this is a confession. Wait, I have a confession, too. Let's all confess. Anytime one of my girlfriends goes through a breakup, I'm always like, well, I was. I was like, what about that Nico guy from Younger?

I've said this like seven times and they're like, stop living vicariously through us. We cannot date him. And they're always like, I think he's gay. I don't know what he is. I think he's bisexual. I don't know. And like, so if I'm bisexual, then it works. We're good.

It's true. But like, we were so unclear about who you were. We wanted to, we wanted to put you in a box. I am single and available. Okay. What's your condition? So I was a really big fan of the following and a very big fan of you when it was coming out that i like these are just us like trying to get you to pick us at the end of this bachelor

this is like we're going back to the main question who do i want to make out with the most i need to sell myself okay jack go your turn oh no i thoroughly stalked your instagram i've like seen every single page when i was single i was trying to pursue it oh are you into my instagram or does it get real douchey sometimes it's a little douchey it's a little douchey you dress a little you have to be douchey but it's okay when yeah but i like laugh at myself but i think Yeah, it works because you're kind of goofy and you don't take yourself seriously. At all. I mean, it's so normal.

But if you're into – you've worn fedora hats in your pictures. He loves fedora hats. Yeah, Jack hates a fedora. Oh, my God. He brought a fedora to the lady game. That's not a fedora. No, this is not a fedora. That's like – it has the large brim.

It's called a fashion hat. A fashion hat. It's fashion. That's the technical term of it? Wait, okay. Then I haven't worn a fedora because all of my brims are this size. The fedoras are like the little ones that – Yeah, like a Justin Timberlake.

Yeah. No, that like, no, like a pit bull fedora. No, it was like the front down and the sides up. I feel like I remember you wearing a fedora. Kelsey, you don't have a confession. Nico, I have no confessions about you. I'm playing hard to get. First time for everybody.

First time in my life at 34 years old. Okay, you have a lot of tattoos, so we want to know, what is your favorite and least favorite of your tattoos? Which one would you doctor tat off, and which one would you like to keep? First, take off your clothes so we can see them all. I was going to say, do you have any tattoos in strange places? I don't know. My favorite tattoo is probably my whole chest piece.

It has the male sign on my right shoulder, the female sign on my left shoulder, and it says, not this, not that, beyond definition on my chest. It's like so deep and so mean. You're so beyond definition. I'm like crazy. You're so... Jack is feeling like a schoolgirl. She doesn't even know what to do with herself.

She's so hot. i'm just so glad i'm not single jack i've never seen jack be such a loser before i love it so much are we gonna fight harder over nico or larry david oh my god no i don't know oh shit you're the only man who's ever come between larry david she's yes she's crying she's so in love she's emotional she's She's torn. This is insane. Our listeners are bored.

They've turned it off already. Okay, which Dr. Tat-Off would you tat off? I woke up one day. With a tattoo on your ass? With a tattoo on my leg. What does it say? Show us. Take your pants off.

Jack wants to see. They're typewriter keys. Old typewriter keys. And it says, good people. And then a month later, I got love across it. Did you cover it up with love? No. I cover everything up with love.

Oh, God. oh my gosh so you don't love that one it's the first one i would take you don't love the love it's it's just it's just not good work but it's like some asshole in venice put it on is the meaning of it that you love good people or that good people love or that people love good you're so deep whoa god i can't believe you don't live in los angeles i lived here for a long time oh that's why i live in new york oh okay he just winked at you no i was no there was hair in my eye i wasn't making eye contact i'm sweating i'm sweating you guys are stuck i can't believe i'm the one pulled together like sometime on the podcast like

one time i laughed so hard i cried for like five minutes like for no reason when i was happy like it was so weird i'm always the one that's not i'm so calm menopausal it's okay god these teenagers over here get it together lady i'm embarrassed for you how old are all of you guys we're all 17, Nico Spaghetti. Here we go. Nico Spaghetti. Okay, what's going on? Now, here's the lady gang. Okay,

I have a game prepared for us, because we all love games. Here's the greatest thing. Oh, no. It's this game. The game is the greatest thing. No, I can't say it. Okay. The game is called, because of your show, Younger, involves a cougar.

I'm so hot. We're not even drunk right now. My hat just went in the fire. Wait, speaking of drunk, I brought some THC oil in case any of you guys want some. I will go in a corner and hyperventilate, but thank you. It's really wonderful. Last time I did that, I felt like I had blow darted. I couldn't even keep my eyes open.

This podcast is horrible. We have to get back together. Here we go. Pull it together. Cougar, because of your show, hit TV show Younger, involves a cougar. So I'm calling this game Cougar or Cold Shoulder. so cougar is you would do them

or cold shoulder is no and we're going to go through the list of very famous female cougars not you guys not us not these whores

we're pumas what's a puma a young one younger than a cougar how old is a cougar y'all are like like legitimate options

what are you talking about cougar puma y'all are my age how old are you oh my you guys yeah we're the same age we're the exact same age all right cougar or cold shoulder this is my original skin here we go

i had a peel last week okay okay first choice demi more she remember remember she dated ashton kutcher who was 16 years younger than her she was 41 he was 25 demi more cougar i have some great to me more stories do you want to tell us you hook up with her nope keep going have you doing have you dune her have i dune her have you did you do i'm just gonna answer cougar okay that is the answer i think he did okay cougar yeah she's hot that bikini pic on instagram probably taken by tortellini over here so hot okay next up mariah carey nick cannon cold shoulder she was 38 he was 27 cold shoulder not like not even remotely interested are we talking about like the relationship no i'm just talking about mariah like if we think they're cougars mariah

cold shoulder i say cougar i think mariah would be so fun you would have sex with mariah carey well what what mariah honey mariah a hundred percent that's like 20 years ago not glitter mariah and not current mariah but like honey mariah and the white tube top and then she was on the sea this is about them being cougars so right now her at this age well she is i think it would be fun for one night because she would be like first you'd be in a bubble bath with champagne and you would be on her yacht you're just thinking of her in the episode of cribs she's like here's all my fan mail i love my butterfly lambs and then she's like here's my butterfly diamond ring and she's just like in the bathtub i think it could be fun sorry

okay well all right sharon stone she was 57 and he martin mika was 27 cougar cougar yeah for sure i i have different tastes than you guys clearly uh i'm saying cold shoulder mariah carey taste yeah seriously okay um madonna she dated braham zabit who's 30 years different she was 55 and He was 25. Would you do Madonna? For the story. For the story. Madonna.

Do you think Madonna... Well, hold on. If you think about the gay street credit, I would go for that. Play the game. It's like that Lindsay Lohan credit. He says cougar or cold shoulder. Cougar. Cold shoulder.

I'm not like a Madonna person. She tries too hard. I say cougar for the experience because I'm like you. But here's my question. Can someone that puts out that much sex in the world actually be sexy behind closed doors? I feel like it's an act. Are you asking me? personally how is the ratio of sexiness on the outside to sexiness on the inside

but you know what i mean like it's such a show out there i bet she's just in her like athleisure wear at home no she's definitely not in athleisure i feel like she's like always with like ricardo tc like running around and zero clothes yeah she probably has a freak in the bed damn on her dude yeah i feel does yoga she's real bendy she is deb mazer is one of her best friends and she was at um deb is on younger yeah deb is on younger in cuba for madonna's birthday and there was some crazy stories yeah wild stories okay um here's one for you becca kim zolciak croy is six years she's 31 he's 25 i don't believe that doesn't really make her first of all she's not 31 can't be lying it's the wigs the girl with the wigs on housewife the blonde with the wigs

The one from Atlanta, right? Yes. Cougar. Of course. You love the Housewives. Jack? I don't know who that is. Play the game.

I don't know. Cougar? Spaghetti. Cold shoulder. Cold shoulder for me, too. Cold shoulder for me. Do you know who she is? Yeah.

Okay. I obviously don't know who she is. Because if you knew who she was, you would... Because if you knew... It would be Cougar. Cougar. Okay. Susan Sarandon.

She was 64. he was 33 when she dated jonathan brooklyn cougar cougar cold shoulder oh my god the talent alone she's like she's not it's not an audition it's set she's gonna make it i've had many people because they were talented is talent something that makes you want to yeah it is the only thing yeah i know but i'll know a hundred thousand huge thing a hundred thousand percent yeah there's this like successful hat you know so what is your vote well who's susan surrounded do you even know who that is i need some chapstick did you just have that in your hand yes i always have chapstick this peel is making my i'm such a mom what kind of peel did you get i did a v peel

A vagina peel A vagina peel So my face is really Okay back to the game Are you voting Cougar Great Cameron Diaz

She was 31 When she dated Little 22 year old Justin Fedora Wearing Timberlake Aww Cameron Diaz I feel like is fun times

Yeah Cougar I think she should have Worn more SPF In her young years But I'm gonna say Cougar She also did like A ton of coke

In her young years too Yeah she got Well she's a model Allegedly No I was there like no i'm just kidding she did it off my ass cougar jack for sure okay she's the first all four cougar wow all right the last one sandra bullock she dated ryan gosling which we all forgot about when she was 38 and he was 22 and the red carpet pictures that are so magical but

that age difference is is that's crazy he was 22 22 and he was wearing like oversized suits like the backstreet boys that didn't fit him on the red carpet at the movie premieres wait like how That's spiky hair. At the movie Preneers. At the movie Preneers. Wait, can I ask you guys a question? What's the oldest that you've dated? That's, excuse me, I'm the moderator.

Excuse me, can I please just like get one question? I am the Anderson Cooper. Please vote before. He wants one question. You can have it, but vote first. Give him the one question. I said Cougar. You have to say, yeah, Cougar.

Sandra Buller. Yeah, she's like, I never even knew that happened. And so hot. I mean, Miss Congeniality. I do not enjoy brunette. Oh. A brunette. I do not enjoy brunette.

It's a cold shoulder for me. statement against brunettes i know i'm not attracted to brunette never you've never looked at like like jayla would you do you like she's a blonde what about a brunette she is not a blonde okay then i like brunettes but not sandra bullock you hate sandra bullock tortellini yes ma'am what question you want to ask how old is the oldest person you've dated becca dated or oh age difference yeah age 10 years 10 years i dated somebody that was like 42 when i was 28 okay that's good 87 um oh i think in my like late no in my early 20s maybe like a 38 someone oh shit mine's more i forgot about someone i was 20 no i can't say how old but i didn't sleep with them i

just went on a date were you gifted things yes he was a sugar daddy gifted shoes what what kind of shoes. Oh, it wasn't even good. It was like a Cole Haan. Ugh, next. I know. Mine was 18 years. 18 years? Were you gifted anything? He was like 50. Just the D. I was so... Just the D. I have 30 years.

30? Were you gifted anything? No. 30 years? Emotionally, yeah, 30 years. How old were you at the time? Was it a guy or a girl? Girl. Oh. You were 22? Yeah. Wow. So you're saying there's a chance.

There's love still available out there. Oh, my God. That's the greatest thing that's ever happened on Lady Gang. When we make a highlight reel, it's just going to be this moment. It's going to be this podcast. You know what, Nico Tortellini? We really have had fun with you, and we're going to ask you to stick around because clearly you have your life figured out.

You have the right kind of fedora. You have the right kind of tattoos. You've got the right definition. You love the word moist. Wait. We haven't asked the most important question. What? shoot do you will you marry becca do you have sex with people you work with oh this is the first

show i've ever been on where i haven't had sex with somebody on it that is impressive yet so far you and sonny foster have amazing chemistry we're obsessed with each other that like you can tell yeah and you really yeah she's married though yeah yeah she got married the first season what a bummer that sucks no no it's great he's a great guy but yeah love ted ted hey ted hey ted so that means you're available yeah i'm single i'm recently single yes yeah you are recently single because when i was trying to set you up with a girlfriend of mine they were like i think he has a boyfriend uh i had a girlfriend up until like two weeks ago oh yeah but which boyfriend are we talking i don't know because i've had lots of boyfriends too i don't know

I had all the wrong information well now you have it wait what girlfriend were you trying to hook me up with I'll talk to you off off the record dude we are being matchmakers hold on

can I ask one more question to you guys since I have you in the room sure have you ever dated a bisexual man no would you ever

she's married well no I will say when I was 21 I thought I could turn a gay man straight which I think a lot of people do like there was a

there was a Russian there was a Russian gymnast named Sergei and I thought his name was Sergei like sergey sergey no sergey

i don't even know what part discuss the gymnast maybe the gymnast didn't tip you off no i know but i where did you meet sergey i just left home in short park alberta canada i was working on my very first cruise ship

i was a performer and i was my I honestly, I don't know if I ever knew a gay person before I met Sergey, so I didn't understand how it worked. How old were you? And he was so cute, and he'd follow me everywhere, but I think he just wanted a work wife, like a hag, you know? You thought it was love.

I thought it was love. We ate together in the crew mess. You and Sergey running through fields of wildflowers. That's like the story of your life. This is amazing. Oh my God. Anyway, have you? So you don't have a problem with it.

So you wouldn't have a problem with it. Yeah, she's done it before. I don't know. No, I didn't do it. okay so if you're dating somebody new and he's like don't you ever miss the penis if you're with a girl and vice versa like do you ever want it's totally it's not about what's between their legs at all it has nothing to do with that but sexually but sexually i mean i'm saying it's nothing to do with what's between their legs but what should you like but it does no i mean i understand that

it depends on the person it's totally different so like pleasure is pleasure yeah i mean that's like saying a hole is a hole and that's like not what i'm saying at all but he he means becca tell us what he means i have a question how long was your uh longest relationship uh i've been in a relationship for the past 10 years on and off with the with a person that's my best friend but we've been dating on and off for 10 years male or female girl i know who it was i remember from my stocking bethany yes she teaches pilates she does did you ever okay but there's been plenty of long relationships in between all of that two-year relationships three-year relationships and do you go do you usually go back and forth like if you had been with a woman you go

and and you're with a man next and vice versa because like personally i like i do that with men it's like different flavors yeah they're all men but they're different flavors i mean there really is no format here it's just kind of what have you found that you've gone it can switch on the like daily really that was a bad answer on that note i think she's just getting really anal about having to wrap up this yes we have to wrap it up it's time to move along always wrap it up you've figured out your life mom has figured out your life you figured out your life so well spaghetti tortellini that you're gonna stick around and answer some very sexy ass lady and questions after this hey ladies funky ask the lady gang okay before we start if you guys want

to get 20 off of jackmanic.com use code lady gang and i have lots of fun sassy candles that smell delicious so okay so for this part of the podcast you're gonna help us answer our lady gang's questions okay our first question comes from anonymous we have so many anonymous i know people are really getting hip that they're getting called out now so many people are listening They're scared their friend is going to listen. I know. And they don't want us to yell at them by name. I would get nervous, though.

Like, what if your boyfriend hears or something? I agree. Okay. Anonymous says, the boy I like created a Snapchat account the other day, and he added all of my friends but me. The thing is, we've been making out for about five months. I think I deserve the ad. Shall I wait till he does it, or should I add him?

That's what she means. I couldn't read that. I know. I need to put on my glasses. If he's actively adding a bunch of people and he's choosing not to add you, he's embarrassed by you, and you should get rid of him. Thank you. yes yes 100 if he's adding your saliva into his mouth but not adding you on snapchat it's not okay

becca becca what should she do about the snapchat guy oh um i think it's just like i think it's pretty easy to like figure out he's just if a guy wants to like see you on snapchat he's gonna see you on snapchat and add you on snapchat so like keep it moving sister yeah i think hold shoulder him bye okay our second question comes from danielle she says my ex cheated on me last year and i found out the girl he cheated on me with is in a polyamorous relationship with another man whom she was seeing when me and my ex first met her we're both 22 and getting over him was impossible so i joined the relationship in the past month i feel a lot better and it's really helping me emotionally but i still feel a slight resentment for what he and the other girl did to

me what should i do do you really want to be in this relationship you're in this relationship so you can have him and not have to deal with the heartbreak but this is not the situation you want to be in you're feeling crappy well yeah someone else said that she joined the relationship because she couldn't get over it yeah if you don't want to be in a polyamorous relationship don't be in one yeah and that's it it like takes a lot of work to be in a poly relationship i feel like yeah you have to work on your jealousy issues like a lot you have to work on yourself more than any of the other relationships in it yeah and also like thrive in that environment what do you guys think you would thrive you'd only have to be around like 30 percent of the time i love

it well and if you like have an issue you have like two people that you can go to with it like say you've been in one before yeah say you handle like anger better than she does like i can go talk like flip out on you okay great great but like she's more emotional so i can go talk to her right there you have options and i'm the best in bed so you so like exactly done here we are we're fighting for him again so stupid this survives i'm like yeah i am emotional i loved that show i'm obsessed with that show so good i don't know i think this isn't the place for you danielle i feel like this isn't your true happiness and every minute that you spend in this relationship trying to make this thing work that's not working for you it's one more day that you're not you know

meeting the love of your life so i think start fresh and the relationship started out of infidelity too and that's always a disaster okay last question comes from another anonymous they say i've had genital herpes for seven years i've been breakup free for five years and on meds the entire time so with safe sex this is literally statistically a one percent chance of being a problem with someone i date however my question has to do with modern dating and how i transition from getting through the first four to six dates without bringing this up i don't want to have such a personal disclosure too soon

and turn off a potential interest? I think you should change your Twitter headline. What's the Twitter headline? What are you talking about? Like, just like, I have, what?

Herp. Oh, oh my God. I'm just kidding. You're such a bitch. I'm just kidding. It sounds like a Becca comment. Here's the thing.

So many people have herpes. Like, it's not even great, but no one talks about it. I'm not saying that I do, but I'm just saying that, like, this is not an uncommon thing. Yeah, but it's such a... Would I be right to say that?

A lot of people have herpes. It's such a taboo thing. A lot of people have herpes. A lot of people have HPV. I mean – Yeah, like a lot of people have STDs. STDs are at the highest rate right now than they've ever been. I love how you're holding your microphone.

I'm like really into this mic. I want to take a photo of this. Okay. So what do we do? What date does she tell the person? I feel like you should probably tell them before you have sex. Well, I think the way to go about it is to ask them if they have anything first. Put it on them.

But then what if they're like, ew, no. Yeah. And you'd be like, well, I do. so you're going to in 10 minutes you have to tell them right you have to no i think you have to disclose it is you're not putting them in any sort of danger even though there is no danger but i think if if i slept with somebody and they didn't tell me even if they weren't breaking out or whatever and then they didn't like that's i don't know that's yeah yeah her face just has like a ring to it it's got a stigma it has a huge stigma i mean i

I have a friend who was hooking up with this guy, and he was like, I have to tell you something. I have to tell you something. He's like, I have HPV. She's like, guys can't keep their blood. So do I. So does everybody. Also, guys can't know they have HPV. Yeah, yeah, guys.

Unless they've had warts on their balls. Yeah, I think that he probably gave it to some girl. Oh. Warts on their balls. No. That's the only way for a guy to know. There's no blood test for a guy to have HPV. Yeah, because some of them turn into genital warts, but mostly guys don't know.

Yeah, I think honesty is the best policy. But when? So is it when you make out, make out, make out? Maybe like hook up for a while and be like, I don't want to have sex yet. I don't want to have sex yet. Just pretend to be a lady. Yeah, pretend to be like your lady powers. Get intimate, but being safe.

And then you guys are really – and feel it out too because you want to make sure this is somebody you want to spend time – you don't want to go telling everyone on the street that you have herpes until you know for sure that this is a person you want to even consider dating. so give it time and if you're like shit i'm really into this guy and it's like going somewhere that's when you can be like i need to tell you something yeah make sure it's like worth it and make sure he's drunk yeah i was just gonna say that and he forgets the next morning yeah is there like a herpes like handbook group i know there's a herpes like dating website yeah there's gotta be isn't that like 80 of the population yeah i think a lot i think there's like a large percentage of a population that has herpes not even herpes you like love herpes no i don't but i don't want our

girls to feel bad about themselves if they have it because i think a lot of people like no there's a huge safe have safe sex please and have smart conversation don't be that person that's like also pulling out i'm 14 if you got it don't do that it's like it doesn't make you a you just got unlucky i mean there's really no the stigma behind it is much worse than it actually is so it's like don't like approach it like it's this awful thing and it's gonna kill him nico tortellini nico tortorella yes ma'am it's really not tortellini i loved having you here make sure that you check out the love bomb on itunes what day does your new episode come out i say the same thing at the end of my podcasts what's your next tuesday is it tuesday yeah okay so after you

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