LadyGang - Oliver Hudson

Episode Date: May 15, 2018

Star of Splitting Up Together Oliver Hudson is in studio with the Ladies to talk acting alongside Jenna Fischer and the rugged style of his Instagram stories, then helps Jac find the man of her dreams! Follow the podcast on Instagram @theladygang and you can email Jac, Becca and Keltie at Hello [e-mail]!  And thank you to today's sponsors: Amazon - Shop using Amazon.com/shop/ladygang to keep the podcast free! Beach Body - Get a free trial membership when you text LADYGANG to 303030 Candid Invisible Liners - Go to CandidCo.com/lady to get 25% off the price of your modeling kit MedMen - Get $10 off your order of $30 or more when you mention The LadyGang—go to MedMen.com to find your nearest store Molekule - For $75 off your first order, visit Molekule.com and enter LADYGANG at checkout Stamps.com - Go to Stamps.com, click the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage, and enter LADYGANG to enjoy a 4-week trial PLUS $55 postage AND a digital scale  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey guys, it's your Lady Gang, Jack Vanek, Kelty Knight, and Becca Tobin. Thank you so much for subscribing on iTunes, and thanks for supporting the great sponsors who make it possible for us to have this much fun with you every single week for free. Well, what is this? Welcome to the Lady Gang. That's amazing. Say that again. The Lady Gang.

Things are about to change around here. Each week, we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. I'm sorry, I had to burp. Hello, hello, hello. LaCroix. Dang! Hello, hello, hello.

And welcome to the Lady Gang. I am Becca Tobin. I just belched in your speaker in your car. Across from me is Kelsey Knight. She's so high right now. She's on. She just said earlier she's having the perca sweats. And to my right.

I'm having the perca sweats. I'm not even on the perca sweats. And to my right is Jack Vanek. My all-natural deodorant. Oh, no. Not working. it's not even it's not the smell so much as it is just so much moisture because it's not anti-person i know yeah because it's getting warm out and i'm like i'm having i'm conflicted

no i can't do it i mean listen i'm not really a sweaty person though i'm so i'm wearing like uh what the hell is it called the guys arm and hammer no but in the red the red thing old spice old spice gross let me smell your armpit no i smell right now i've been i've been sweat balls today Kelty's looking at me. She's so nervous that I'm not going to move on. Okay, Kelty. It's time for... Good week.

Yes, it is. Bad week. Oh, no. All right. I'm going first. Okay. Here's my good week. I was in Barry's boot camp.

I was next to this guy on the treadmill. So, Barry's boot camp, it's like half on the floor doing weights and half the time you're on the treadmill. Treadmills are in a line. So, you're really close to the person next to you working out. And it was a really hard class. Haven't been in a while. and I'm sprinting

and everybody sprints at the same number so like no matter how tall you are or man or woman you all sprint at the same numbers or you try to I know this is riveting like a 6.0 on the treadmill or like a 9.0 is a really fast sprint so I'm just

a sweaty beast in this class just struggling and after the class this guy looks at me and goes girl you run like a gazelle no since I'm a statuesque 5 foot 3 it's so nice for anyone to refer to me as anything other than like a chihuahua

like long legs they really flew yeah it was pretty exciting like an olympian but it's going to bring me right back down to my bad week also a berries? no I was at a restaurant

and I went to the restroom and when nature calls it calls listen you're preaching to the choir you're literally preaching to the piss choir right now but it was more than that okay number two nature calls nature called me on into the butt nature's online too okay so they called and i couldn't ignore and i go to the restroom and it's kind of a shitty establishment you know shitty tile floor like the shitty tile floor gross you know you like use that's you don't

touch the doors of this place yeah um and i go and i have i realize i don't have toilet paper there's there's so many people in this bathroom but one of the girls before i went to the bathroom recognized me and was like oh my god it happens like once every eight years so it was very exciting so then i couldn't then be like hey krista um i shit my pants that smell yeah that's me um could you grab me a some toilet paper and make it a lot because i use them thorough okay so instead i was just like okay i'm gonna wait till it empties out and i'm gonna run oh no with my pants around my ankles to the other stall and get some toilet paper it wouldn't empty the crowds were flowing in to this bathroom no so finally i'm i'm thinking oh also there's no

service on my cell phone because i was thinking i would text my friend who's at the table and be like 9-1-1 please come to the bathroom couldn't do that so i just sit there for probably three minutes weighing my options and then i look around and i look behind me and there's this shitty toilet seat covers all the time to wipe your ass if there's nothing else then i'm disappointed in myself that it took me that long oh my god what are you gonna do you didn't say that was an option well i didn't know it was an option you sickos so what are you gonna do wipe it with your underwear i don't know i was running through all the options and that was not on the closest to toilet paper that you're gonna find okay well i'm sorry no number one on my list

was the the cardboard roll do you think the cardboard roll is going to be more comfortable than the okay okay guys i guess it wasn't that bad of an experience it was just like a spa so you wiped your butt i wiped it with the toilet seat cover but i was panicking and i didn't want to disappoint krista well you know what now you know you have an option yeah there we go hey you know what ladies you're welcome because i'm not alone here i'm sure you haven't thought of it That is odd. I'm going to save someone's life. You are.

You are. Awareness. I'll go. Go. My good week is that I made it onto Kelty's inspirational quotes. What? Yep. It's true.

This morning, you know how Kelty does her inspirational quote picture, inspirational quote picture, and they're always like stupid. I'm glad I'm so iconic. Uh-huh. It was mine. What was your quote? It was just from one of my zip pouches that said, if you don't like me. You can't handle me at my best.

Oh, yeah. Unfortunately, this is my best. No. If you can't handle me at my worst, unfortunately, that's also my best. I don't know how I don't know that. This is my own product. Is that because you feel so shitty right now?

Yeah. Like, is this your worst? Yeah. This is my worst, and this is as good as it's going to get for a while, for sure. Is that to Chris? This is just in general to everyone.

Like, this is just me. Like, my bowl of f***s is so empty, and I'm typing my emails with one pointer finger at a snail's goddamn pace. I can't get shit done. I can't get my own lunch. I can't get a drink and lunch. I have to choose every day.

Do I want to have a drink or do I want to have lunch? I can't carry them both back to my office. Oh, it's so bleak. Yeah. I'm on an upswing. I'm thriving. You really are thriving. I feel like I'm kind of thriving too, right?

Yeah. This is great. There can only be like two out of three thriving. No, two. It's like it is ebbs and flows. So the next time I'm thriving. I'll definitely. I mean, I was in a low point for a while.

Yeah, exactly. It was like always you. I'm glad I could take some of the pressure off. It was always you. Great. This feels really good to not be the saddest person in the group. I'm sure my decline is on the way. Did you get any more followers?

I'm sure you did. Probably not. I'm sure lots of people followed that don't know who you are. What was your bad week? Okay, so my bad week. This is a little delayed bad week, but something happened at Coachella that really ruined all of the faith that I have in humanity. Coachella itself? Is that the answer?

Uh-huh. Such a Coachella, a hater-chella over here from Becca. I'm the worst. you are the worst it's my worst what if Coachella wants to sponsor us I mean great have fun I'll like do the live streaming from my know that even that sounds actually worse I don't even know what I do okay so anyways I was at Coachella I was watching Beyonce who was really amazing by the way and this group of like model Instagram whatever the hell they are girls kind of like walk past me and stand next to me and they're just standing there then all of a sudden they

have this guy that comes up with a camera and like a bright light whatever and starts filming them and the second that he starts filming them they start dancing and acting like they're having the best time ever laughing drinking cheers and whatever it's the best time they're having so much fun to beyonce and then he turns the camera off and then they all stop go on their phones aren't even watching the concert and just like stand there i'm like this is what's wrong with the world right now like you cannot enjoy a concert you can only enjoy it if it's being filmed and put on instagram if you can show everyone what an amazing time you're having at coachella like it was insane and then he would go back and start filming him a couple minutes

later and they'd be like oh and then they'd start dancing and singing and like playing like it was the most insane thing i've ever seen but you cannot have a good time unless it's that's not following the rules what the rules of life the rules of life it's not no they're gonna regret that one day and yeah because guess what everyone gets old and ugly you're not gonna be cute on instagram forever no it's so stupid we are living it right now yeah i'm you're living i've never been cute on instagram i have no idea what that's like i'm on an upswing but i'm still on a decline i mean looks wise i'm definitely on the decline we all are just just unbelievable and i really need both i see pictures of myself last week and i'm like oh my god it was so beautiful

it's gone to shit what happened it does kelty um good week so as you know it has been the healthy night sling sensation sling-tacular summer and quite summer we're three weeks in sling spring sling the sling of spring spring spring spring okay so we are like three to four weeks i guess three weeks three and a half weeks into my slingdom of crushing it and i do want everyone if they're not following me on instagram but like in general to just appreciate the fact that I have color coordinated my sling to my outfit every day for almost a month.

Good for you. Like, I have never let you down. If you're going to tune in to watch Entertainment Tonight and I'm going to see, you're going to see a pink dress, you're going to see a pink sling. Who are you getting these slings from?

Well, here's the great thing. So I got one sling from a friend that was bedazzled. But Mary Hart, the old host of Entertainment Tonight, also broke her wrist while she was hosting Entertainment Tonight.

And they had like a box of 20, like 1990s fabric slings. And that is what I'm wearing. I am, me and Mary Hart, an icon. She insured her legs. That really is an iconic thing to do, is match her sling. Like, that's a boss move. She insured her legs.

Really? She was like, what happens when you insure your legs? If you get in a car accident and you can't do your job or something, then you get paid out. I think Jennifer Lopez insured her legs, too. What would you insure if you could insure one body part? Honestly, my face

because I'm so clumsy that I'm convinced at some point I'm going to poke one of my eyeballs out. Mine would be my vagina because it's inevitable that I'm going to need to cash in on that insurance after I have a child. And I feel like it's really my selling point. I'll go with that, too, because I can't think of anything that's that great in my body. It's making me all the money right now. Hey. Okay, bad week.

So I know I talked about this a little while ago, my hummingbirds, that I've become a hummingbird connoisseur. I have three hummingbird feeders. You're a sponsor for that 2.0? Yeah, I have hummingbird feeders. I've been making my own nectar. i've been like really truly looking forward to seeing my posse of hummingbirds come by my feeder i know the red red body blue body green body um i love them all sounds like you're starting to sing like mama number five i want three more five everybody anyway so i was like really excited

about my hummingbirds little things guys and i last weekend i wanted to clean out my hummingbird feeders and make some fresh nectar and i did it and i know that my dad told me when i make the nectar it's three cups of water to one cup of sugar but i was like i got lazy guys to be honest i was like i don't want to measure out cup by cup i'll just fill up my sauce pot and then i'll just put some sugar in and like they're gonna like it you know what i mean i don't think the hummingbirds that i'm giving free food to are that exact they're not that no they're like the homeless people in new york they ask if what you're giving them is spicy and if it is they don't want it right no i guess they are they're like they're like wait does that have mayo and you're like

you're homeless like i don't know maybe they can have taste i guess so anyway i've put the new manector in no hummingbirds have come for a week and i've been concerned they've given up on me and i had a feeling it was the nectar but i didn't know but then i woke up this morning and I looked outside to see if the hummers had perhaps returned. And instead, there's about 50 dead bees inside my feeder and about 400 more bees swirling around, drinking out of the flowers. So the bees are into my super sugary nectar. The hummingbirds are nowhere to be found. And they're killing themselves?

They're going in, and then they're getting stuck in the sugar water and dying. You know, you're going to be the downfall of the world because you're killing the bees. That's what I'm saying. I'm like, I just saved the bee charity last month. Like, I don't know. anyway so i really really really want to fix my hummingbird situation but i don't know if you guys noticed i have one fucking arm right now so it takes two hands to take down a hummingbird feeder swish it out and clean it and it's like you need me to come over and do this for you

we can do this for you i mean you definitely won't i can't wait until like elena's here and she can do it for me is it too much for me to be like come over and do like do my i think that's She's not really the top of the priority chain. I know. I agree. Yeah, there's, like, work to be done. Anyways, speaking of honeybees, who's here? Honey, honey, honey.

Everyone. No, I know exactly. I did look down. It's Oliver Hudson. It's Oliver Hudson. And he's here. He's not off the grid. He's actually in the Lady Gang studio.

Now back to the Lady Gang. All right, ladies, settle down. We know you know him. We know you love him. and we are so happy to introduce our guest today. This Hollywood heartthrob and actor extraordinaire is known for his work in Walk of Shame, Executive Decision, and Black Christmas. Now he's teamed up with co-star Jenna Fisher,

who we also had on The Lady Gang and was really funny, hugging Larry David, and executive producer Ellen DeGeneres on my new favorite television show, Splitting Up Together, which is on ABC. He also has a must-watch Instagram account, and you know he has to be extra special for us to invite a boy on to the Lady Gang. Please welcome to the Lady Gang Oliver Hudson!

Welcome! We never have straight men on. Yeah, that's true. How many? We've had maybe... Derek Hough is straight. Darren Criss is straight. Yeah.

Yeah. Wow. I am honored. So, okay, first of all, the show is so cute. I watched it on the plane. Thank you. It's the newest one

because we thought you and Jenna were going to be back together because you tried to learn how to dance. I don't want to give anything away if anyone's watching, but if you're not, This is, like, the most lovable, fun show. We thought you were going to get back together, see the Percocet.

You learned how to dance, and then you saw him, her, humping someone else in the front seat of the car. Full hump. Full hump. Oh, my God. I love a good full hump. I was really proud of Jenna because we've never, she hasn't been sexualized much on television or movies. I think she's done. I was really, like, she's hot.

Her little boobies are out there. She is hot. Oh, I know. I know. But it was a thing for her. you know because she's not used to that so you know it was about getting ready I mean she was fluffed

oh she was fluffed? wait we fluffed what? no no no that's like a literal fluff not like a fluff oh well cause you can like fluff your dick to make it kind of big no she didn't get her dick fluffed it's called warming up the bird I really enjoy

that you introduced Jenna to instastory I did and you troll the F out of her and i love it so much you're really making your upper game i know well she'd never done i i just started it because apparently that's what everybody does you know all the kids are doing insta story and then for the show she was adamant about not doing it because she didn't know how to do it and then of course now it's taken off i love her insta stories because it is so authentic

to who she is and she's so sweet and like eating a little box of crackers like guys um i'm eating a lot of crackers today and oh my god oliver don't make me laugh my ribs my ribs it's so true it's so funny very sweet so now are you guys friendly in real life like do do you like each other on set are you like going to each other's trailers yeah i mean yeah we we hit it off immediately um even in the test when i she had the job and i had to test with her and it was just i love that story i didn't hear And Jenna was first. Yeah, tell the story.

They were like, Jenna, you're on the show. And then they're like, we'll audition the men. Yes. That never happens. Who else are they? Yeah, and you're sitting in the room with like two other dudes. And you're trying to be friendly. Like, hey, man.

Like, yeah, hey, good luck. Have you said enough? And everyone's sizing each other up and listening to their test. And you're like, I don't know. But in the end, it all worked out for me. What else does it matter? Somebody give a shit. Were you her pick also?

I don't know. God, I'm going to say yes. Yeah. i mean you know who are the other guys yeah did you guys i don't know there were there were three dudes and then i went in to read first and i came out and one guy was just gone yeah yeah and he hadn't read yet no he's just like just kind of based on a call that he got another job no you know what it was is the contracts come down to the 11th hour sometime he probably couldn't get his deal done oh you know it's the most nerve-wracking that's kind of good for you though

you're like oh it's only one of them all right one down no i know i know well it was similar i had a situation so this is us right one of the biggest shows on tv no milo huh okay so jack pearson i went in and read and it went very well and they wanted me to come and do chemistry read with mandy more but this will tell you how much i love to fish i had a 10-day fishing trip planned it's my life fishing is part of a big part of my life and it was this 10-day fishing trip and i and my agent says we got a test and i really like you and this this and that and i said oh i said i'm on a i'm supposed to go on a fishing trip and they're like he's like okay yeah so i mean this is a big thing and i said you know i'm gonna do my fishing trip shut up so i made a test deal but

just with my audition tape from the room or whatever you know and uh that was that and then of course it premiered massive i'm like oh shit and they want to use and stuff this year yeah no No, I know, I know. When you were, like, auditioning for it, though, were you just like, eh, it's just, like, another show? No, no, because I, well, I mean, who knows what it's all going to turn out to be,

but I read the script, and I rarely like anything because there's a lot of shit, but I read it, and I was like, this is really good. I thought it was very well-written and new and a little different, interesting. I was going to say, like,

Milo seems like someone you would go up against a lot. Like, who are your people? Like, when there's five, like, kind of, like... Right, I don't, you know what? i don't i don't even know you don't pay i don't even pay attention right exactly that's how i sort of operate right right right i don't know but good for milo he made it good for him yeah can you give us a little rundown of what um your otg off the grid insta stories like how yeah how did that come about uh weed you know i mean oh my god join mine and becca's high times

podcast oh oh yeah that's all we talk about yeah no i'm a look admittedly i'm a i love my weed are you high right now not right now yeah yeah the thing is they sponsored us because we talk about them too much we talk about them so much but they're like okay yes yeah and then we went in and they gave us a meeting it was like supermarket sweet that's amazing we'll take one of these one of these yeah they're like take whatever you want i'm taking it right that's a good idea actually cannabis enema i've bought the anal ones accidentally i'm number of times because it happens for a period you know that you wear with your underwear well i grew i i uh lived in colorado for a year and a half and right before this show so it's all legal

there not that it deterred me here i have a guy who comes to my house but you know i don't need him anyway i uh yeah so now that it was legal in la it was great but then you couldn't find anywhere to go except for midman that's the place that sort of you know you can go now but anyway so the point is i was that's right so the point is i was in colorado and i was just being stupid and i was out and i was in a big fur thing and and i i just decided to do something stupid and funny and i don't know it just sort of came out and then i liked it myself so i just kept doing do you remember gary when you're high and you're like i can't put this in the world even though i feel i feel so strongly that it's funny yeah i don't know we gotta watch it back

yeah after you do it and then you watch it sober are you like oh my god i'm stupid yeah no so far so good there but yes i mean there are there are times when you watch it back and you're like oh wait a minute like that i'm not funny and now it's not funny but the whole point being that i'm this idiot who's going off the grid and leaving his family but i still like i'm basically right near home right now and you're using instagram right exactly not exactly off the But as a fellow actor, I do fantasize about going off the grid, so I really appreciate it. Well, I mean, it is a joke, but there is a definite part of me, which is one of the reasons we left and went and lived in Colorado, just to get out of town. I just, you know, I'm always looking for property in, like, Calabasas or, you know, somewhere far away, you know, because the city can make you nuts.

Calabasas isn't exactly. I was going to say, that's where all the celebrities live. So far away, right next to Kim Kardashian. there you know i mean to have go to topanga i've looked into pain yeah it's good it's amazing it's good it's like another world it is it's great yeah that's where i'm gonna retire and smoke so much weed i know it's not like a weird community theater there is a little outdoor theater up there there is oh god of course that's where i can't get your next my next gig becca tobin appearing at the redwood forest theater going off the grid going

off the grid um okay what is it like to see your face on billboards with a family that's not yours like exciting but also like hey that's not my family um i don't i don't i saw a couple of them it's exciting it's exciting it's always exciting you know i i guess this sounds so jaded of me but growing up the way that we grew up i mean it's your parents faces and they're constantly everywhere you know so it is it's exciting but it's not that i did take a picture in front of one though okay i got out of my car and and did one of the yeah good okay did you know you wanted to go into this business forever or how did this happen i grew up i grew up on movie sets and i didn't want to be an actor my sister came out of the womb like performing pretty much i wanted to

make movies um and that's what i did and then i went to college for two years and quit and then came home and was a pa for two years and needed to make money so i was like maybe i'll like model yeah which was the worst experience of my entire life wait you get fluffed a lot and well the thing is like like the dick flipper yes there's a lot of that oh my god no but but i would go into these castings and they take a little polaroid of you and then they send you on your way and i was 19 20 at the time i weighed 130 pounds i was like the little chicken hawk oh my god how tall are you that's what they like in models though not me apparently because all these dudes were all like jacked and i was like what am i doing i got one gig i got one levi's gig it paid me like 12 grand

i'm like that is a ton of money yeah i'm done and then i just said well my kate does it and my parents do it so i'll try acting and and i didn't take it seriously for at least three years i was you know hung over going to auditions and not yeah well i mean if you ever take it seriously you skip the this is us call back to go fishing i don't know if our work at this point what is your astrological sign i'm a virgo really aren't virgos supposed to be like super yeah like type a no i'm like type z i'm not type a yeah we can't tell weird i'm a weird virgo okay yeah but you And then I finally, what happened was I lived at home in my early 20s still, and I was too comfortable, and I would drink and party

and then go on auditions and not even read the effing script. And so I left my house just to put a fire under my ass, and then that's when I got my first show. Starving actors everywhere want to murder you. I know. They lived in my house, and it was like I didn't even try. I know, it sounds terrible. Becca's like, I memorize 27 pages every day for all the pilot seasons.

Well, I didn't get any jobs when I was home. I got no jobs. That's true. That's true. Okay. You can get by. Okay, good. So I wanted to play a game with you based on the show, which really is good.

And if you're not watching it while the TV's on, which would help Oliver, you could always watch it on Hulu, which I did. Sorry. Good. But they also count those streams now as part of the ratings. Yeah, and DVR. DVR, yeah. You can DVR.

Yeah, so they count everything. So if you can't watch it exactly, if you're not home on, it comes on Tuesdays, right? Tuesdays, yeah. Not tonight, though. Or, sorry. Right. Whenever. You don't know when this is.

Cut it out. Yeah. Because it's Tuesday, so you can listen to Lady Gang in the morning and then watch your show at night. Tuesdays are the best. Perfect. So this game is called the Split Up or Together Game, and I have put down some inconsequential things everyone does in their life, and I would like everyone to vote if it's better

to do it split up or together. Okay. Are you ready? I'm ready. Don't go off the grid during this. No, no. Stay on the grid. Here, I'm right here.

Okay. Wait, I need to say this again. Wait, Becca doesn't understand. But what if you don't want to do it at all together? Well, you could say that. Okay. Wait, wait, wait. She's giving us activities.

I'm giving you activities. So, like, do you want to, okay, like, you're at the gyno. Do you want to do it split up or together? Like, do you want to? Who am I together with? Like, your significant other. A hypothetical man. Larry David.

Your fantasy. Oh, okay, Larry David. Like, your fantasy guy. Right. Larry David. Wait, actually, before we get into that, Oliver, do you have any hot men that Jack Vanek

can date she likes a tall guy you do who tall and funny yeah her dream man is Larry David

no it's not that's not really my dream man okay well who's your dream man you know what's so weird is this guy

that I'm thinking about his email is Larry David what do you mean his email it's like Larry David at something

whatever it is dot com but no his name is Josh but I guess he just loves him what does Josh do for a living

weird Josh is an entrepreneur can I like it I don't know like an actual entrepreneur like a like a riot did he make the festival he just opened a hotel in los alamos okay beautiful hotel and he's like six feet great athletic does he like coachella does he like women that wear crop tops um i don't know but the thing is he's got a girl in a crop top he's got he's got

kids my ex had kids okay okay so he's got kids okay so he has good seed he does yeah it's okay he's fertile but he's fertile and he's also he also wants more kids good i want kids that's great he's got three girls he's my and he's like i'm 41 he's like 42 okay yeah how old are you 30 gonna be 31 but la that's like he's he's in l.a no i need to date men your age because men my age are f***ing idiots right yeah right okay

well then this guy's good oh my god this could be it thank god you came on I know thank god you came on can you send us a dick pic really quickly

yeah ask him to get it we could get that we could get this going we could get this going let's not waste our time right you know what I mean

good dick okay put it next to something like a close camera let's play the game and I'm gonna I'm gonna pull up a photo oh yeah

I'm gonna pull up a photo not a it's not a dick pic just a flop we will decide based on his photo only if he's good enough for Jack Van

okay good is he funny okay we have yeah he's a good he's just a solid he's a solid a good guy why he's not a sociopath he's totally doting on his his real issue is that he's not a man in the sense that he needs to feel connected to like make love oh my god oh my god like he's got girls he's got girls like all over the place but he's just like i that's not what i want you know He wants to find love, and he's not about, like, running around and sleeping with women. Like, he doesn't like it. This is what I need. This sounds horrible.

I know. That's what I said to him. I'm like, dude, that sounds like so much horror. If you make a contact with me during intercourse, something's wrong. Don't be looking at my phone. Don't kiss me. Don't even. Don't kiss me.

Don't look at me. Nothing. No. He sounds amazing for you. For you, Jack. Mazeltov. Okay, splitting up. Split up together.

Here we go. What's his name? I'm doing it with him. Josh. Josh. Me and Josh. Josh. Oh, my God.

That's so funny. Okay. Here's him. I'm a great David. Wait. Is this a shirtless? Oh, my God. Josh is hot.

I saw it on your shoulder. This is him. Because I'm sweating. He loves Europe, so he's in Italy. He likes to travel? He's in Italy all the time, so that's him in Italy. That's very vague. He loves Europe.

Okay. Wait. I need to see what his face looks like. He loves Europe. He loves Europe. He loves the world. He's a student of the world. This isn't a very, you know.

Okay. Okay. Oh, he's like a seven. Cute for your ten. I like it. Yeah. Yeah, no, he's hot. I mean, that's a weird picture.

You should never marry someone better looking. No, that's exactly what I said. No hot guys. He would be 2018. That's my motto. No hot guys. That's him hiking. Jack likes to hike.

I like him. In Hawaii. He wears a backpack. He used to live in Hawaii. Those cargo shorts. You know what's so weird, though, is that I have all these pictures of him. Yeah, why? Well, because I'm always trying to set him up.

So I'm like, give me a few pictures to show people. I'm just like, you better picture. Those are not good pictures. picture of his face looks like it was from 2002 thank god it's not like a proper

honestly the close up of his face was like a myspace profile it's like the linkedin picture that's super pixelated because it's like

it was a group photo of 14 people he's doing he's doing it on his face oh my god just a straight simple deal

I know those are the photos that he's sending you to show chicks thank god there's no like modeling photos he's not looking

for the love of his he's off the grid with those photos I'm getting a recent one while we play And his penis next to a Coke can, please. Yeah, dick picture, please. Okay, here we go.

Well, now the game seems stupid. This is such a better game. Okay, splitting up or together in honor of Oliver's hit television show. Cycling. Like at a show cycle? Like you go like, let's go for a cycle. A bike ride? A bike ride.

Okay, but it depends because are you getting high on a cruiser and on the bike path going to eat tacos? That's a great one. Oh, hell yeah. Or is it to see your index on Mulholland? Or are you on TCH getting hit by every other car? With like those shoes that are stuck to the things. Right. That gives me hives immediately.

Oh my God, I just peed a little. Yeah, it's hot. Oh my gosh. Me and Josh. Yeah, Josh, yeah. Does Josh drink? Oh yeah. Oh, good, good.

Because one time I tried to send him. He makes his own wine. He makes his own wine. Oh my God, this is a dream. But does he drink it at 10 a.m.? Oh God, the guy can drink. Yes. Josh.

Oh my God. I feel like Josh is your man, Josh. Josh might be my man. The guy can drink. You're going to officiate our wedding. Is he circumcised? Yes. Okay.

How did you know? Because he dated my wife's best friend. Okay. So I know. So you should maybe know about his dick? And in the sack, he's like an animal. He's a 10. What's wrong with him?

Yeah, what's wrong with him? Well, honestly. He loves too hard. No, he's had female issues, meaning like his mom had issues. He got pregnant at 17 years old. Oh. You know, had kids. And then this other girl, like, who was kind of dating, got pregnant.

She wanted to have the kid. Oh, so his kids are from different women? Yeah. And so he's, women have sort of screwed him up. Yeah, no trust. So it's hard for him to, like, have a relationship. Jack also has trust issues. Yes, I do.

3,000 people just changed the podcast episode. Okay. Sorry. Okay. Cycling. I just felt it. Cycling. Cycling.

Josh and, wait. Not for together. You have to vote. Cruiser, together. Together. Cycling, never. Josh and I are getting a little bit drunk at 10 a.m. On his supply.

Yeah, on his supply of wine. Maybe cycling through, like, on the Malfi Coast. Oh, my God. I'm never going to get through this. Because he loves Europe. Sorry, yeah, all of Europe. Are you together or sitting up? Yes, me and Josh are doing it.

I love North America. Okay, sitting together. Okay, bathing. Oh, God, no, alone. Alone. Oh, I like a good shower. Like, yeah. Or shower.

together, bathtub alone. Bathing, the idea of together is great, but the reality sucks. It's terrible. You're forgetting the whole water. No, it's just too much going on. Yeah, and then it's going in your face, and then you're drowning a little bit. And then bath sex is not

great. That's a UTI way of putting it. There's a lot of water getting up your orifice. Right, it's no good. Soapy water. I'm going to go no. I'm going to go no. I'm going to split up. Okay, Jack. Split. Yeah, split up.

Yeah, split, I agree. Okay, cooking. Mine's going to have to be, oh, I can't cook, so I hope Josh knows how to cook. He's a great cook. Great. Oh, my gosh. So together, because he can teach me. I can be a sous chef.

Right, I'm going to go together. It's fun, because you drink wine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have to make it a thing. Yeah, I like it. Together. I do it together, but I don't really do anything. I pretend like I'm doing a lot of things, but I just sort of drink the wine.

Drink your off-the-grid. Yeah, I open the refrigerator drawer a few times, and then I just open the cabinet. I don't do it, but we're doing it together. Okay, vacationing. Together. Together. Together. I like a solo vacation.

Last year I went to a seven-day cleanse in the desert by myself. Went to We Care. We Care. That's the one where you basically just shit for seven days. Yeah, you shit for seven days. I didn't go to that one. I didn't go to that one. I want to do that.

I also did yoga. It was amazing. Remember I posted a picture and I was like, what happens when you sleep and eat green juice and rest for seven days? You're so beautiful. And Becca wrote on my Instagram, savagery, and she's like, yeah, we know. I was like, you're such a bitch. Okay, next.

Netflix. Does Josh like true crime? He does. Does he? You're just asking me shit all over. He was a golfer, and he played golf with Scott Peterson, who was a good buddy of his. Shut the fuck up. He was a good friend of his.

No. Because he grew up in the Central Coast. Jack's wet. He's a good friend of his still? Well, Scott is dying in prison. No, but it's funny because he said to me back in the day. No, he was like, I don't see how this guy did it because I've known him very well. and he knew Lacey

and the whole thing and then that A&E documentary came out. Did you guys see that? Yeah, but you know Scott's family paid for it. They did? So they made it look

a little bit skewed because it directly... Because I finished that and I was like, oh, he didn't do it. No, there's no way. But I still... I don't know.

Back to the game. Netflix alone or together. Yes, me and Scott are watching... Not Scott. Scott Peterson. Don't watch it with Scott Peterson.

No, no, no, no. You and Josh. Probably together. I'm going to go together but I watch a lot of Netflix alone. Okay. So split up.

Because my wife goes to sleep and I watch TV. Okay. Sleeping. Like in bed. You're actually not like having sex. You're just like sleeping in the bed. Are you touching? It's up to you.

Well, who cuddles anymore? Nobody. Nobody cuddles. No. Cuddling is so annoying. It's so sweaty. I'm going to say splitting up. I would like to have my own bedroom.

Yeah. Yeah. Like the fact that I don't is annoying. It's nice to have a whole bed to yourself. I could go in my spare room. I do together on a king bed so I'm kind of split up that's like me

I can't sleep in a bed by myself I have too many home invasion nightmares try being single in a shitty apartment in Venice where does Josh live? he lives in Venice like Marina Del Rey she does?

she lives in Venice? no, really? you're going to meet a butcher's daughter for tea? oh yeah, I've been there I like that place. Yeah, but that's, like, vegan. Oh, wait, he sent me some pictures. Okay, shut up.

Jim, do you want to go to... Oh, wow. Okay, here's one. Oh, this is, like, a professional... Oh. Uh-oh. You know what? No, wait.

Kind of looks like a douchebag in that one, Oliver. Yeah, but I love douchebags. Don't... I mean... Here's him working on the computer. Right, here's him working on the computer. Who took... He kind of looks like my ex-boyfriend.

He's cute. Wait, look at this one, though. This is, like... Hey, hey, Oliver, take all this... Wait, hold on. Careful with the scrolling. handsome. He's handsome, too. Can I play this for him?

I know, I should. He'll be freaked out. No, it'll be so fun. Okay, do you want to go to the gym split up or together? Split up. I'm going split up. I'm going split up. Well, I'm going together because I can't get there on my own.

Shopping for clothes, split up or together? Oh my god, not at all. Do it, nothing. You would hate shopping. Obviously. Wait, there was a press day that you guys were doing and Jenna changed four times and she's like oliver what are you wearing he's like a t-shirt it's so being a woman in this business it really is um sports games like you want to go to a football game together together that's fun yeah yeah i don't know anything about sports so somebody

has to like does josh like sports oh my god please don't know the answer to this that's the only answer you probably should know because guys kind of like sports together i don't really care yeah i just like somebody should tell me what i should do for they both are indifferent about sports great you're doing so much better than we did DeMario came on

this like guy another straight guy and he like really loves Jack and we played like a not so dating yet game and to see if they're compatible

and they did get five out of five but like I feel like Josh has gone 20 out of 20 so far yeah Josh is like probably more my type

and he has a job so also like he does have a job but it's a little bit different yeah yeah yeah okay two more Vegas split up or together

ooh should we have Josh on ooh yeah we can bring him back we can be our first Can you come back with Josh? Of course.

Okay, let's have their first meeting be the podcast. I'd have to be drinking some. I would be so nervous. I need to be f***ed up. Oh my god, he'd be so shocked. This would be amazing. You could ask him some f***ed up questions. Oh my god, this would be like we'd need to get married after or I could never see eye to eye.

Oh my god, amazing. What was the date? Vegas. Split up or together? Together. You're a good guy. That is a nice answer for a moment. Together.

Yeah, yeah. My wife's fun. She's a party girl. I don't know. That's not an answer. You can go to the green door. What's the green door? Oh, maybe that's the green door.

I think there's a green door in Vegas. In Vegas? Yeah. I don't even know what that means. It's a sex party? Yeah. Okay, moving on from Becca. So many tattoos there.

Mine's together. Together? Yeah. Yeah. I like to gamble and get fucked up. Okay, last one. This is real serious. Assembling Ikea furniture, split up or together?

I'm going to have to do that together. Or never. Can we do never? Together. Together. Together. she's better than that like I'll just watch her

need a woman to read the direction cause Oliver's like I know how this goes I've milked a million billion bookcases I'm too high oh my god okay well

listen this has been great because Jack has a new man and we learned a lot about you when we come back Oliver's gonna help you fix your life in our Ask the Lady Gang

question section yes I am Ask the Lady Gang. Okay, and we're back. So for this part of the podcast, we have our listeners writing questions. We give them shitty advice. I'm sure you're going to be really good at that. So you ready?

Oh, damn. That was off the grid. So the point is to give them shitty. No, we give them advice, but our advice is just never the best. Okay. I feel like you're on our speed of like your advice is also probably not going to be that good. Okay, good. Perfect.

No offense. No offense. Thank you for coming on our podcast, Oliver. Thank you for taking time out of your famous person life. Thank you for being my Cupid. Okay. so first question comes from chelsea chelsea says i'm currently working on my doctorate in nurse anesthesia and will graduate a year from now my husband has been wonderfully supportive and has

never complained for a second he has his master's in accounting and is currently working on completing his cpa exams after eight years of being together and only taking one vacation i'm majorly looking forward to a year from now when we can finally enjoy having money and time for each other however my husband dropped the bomb on me last night that he wants to go to law school this makes me nervous for several reasons. Student loans, three more years of living on one income,

putting off travel and living comfortably for three more years. But how can I say no to his dream when he has supported mine? Am I being selfish and unreasonable?

Number one, once he's a lawyer, you're going to be driving a Mercedes. Vacations everywhere. Bora, bora. Central Bay. It's true.

You get to upgrade the vacation. So wait a few years. You don't have to stay in a two-star hotel. Yeah, I know. I don't think... Look, I think the idea...

I think, yes, it can seem selfish to think that way. But at the same time, what's quality of life matters. And if in those however many years it's going to take to become a lawyer, you divorce because it's put a strain on the relationship, then no. Then it's, you know, so, you know, she's got to stick with it. Yeah. Okay, next question comes from Lauren. Lauren says, this question isn't about some burning desire I need to find the answer for, but more about how y'all came to be the powerhouse of the lady gang. My question is, how do I take the passion and knowledge I have for my job,

which is a social media manager for a duck hunting club, yes, duck hunting, I'm a Texan, to the next level? Amazing. Where can I find actual useful advice and training on how to get to that next level? I'm willing to work hard and would never shy away from the muddy waters. Well, first of all, sponsored posts on the Lady Gang account will really push your brand over the edge. Yes.

10 grand. 10 grand. I think we look great in camo. I guess the question is, what is the ceiling of the duck hunting social media platform? Wait, what's that show about the duck guys? It can't be that high. But Duck Dynasty is like a huge thing. Not anymore.

It's over. Oh, wait, didn't, did they have some scandals? Yes. I think they're losses. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was a lot. Like, worse than Chick-fil-A's problems. Okay, I, but I don't think her dream is necessarily to get into duck hunting ceiling to shatter that glass ceiling.

I think maybe she's just in the field. But what if it is? You never know. She might have passion for duck hunting. If it is, I love you. This is on brand for you. You're off the grid. It is, it is.

Sponsored posts for you, I think, would help her a lot. It is. I mean, to get, I think if you want to get to the top of your game, seek out maybe a mentor who's at the top of the game. But wait, what does she want to get to the top? Social media. She wants to be a social media manager. Like Callie.

No, it doesn't have to be duck. She could work with any brand. What if she was the social media manager from Google? What is the duck? She's just saying what she does now. Oh, so this has nothing to do with duck hunting. That's just an added little bonus. Like, oh, I work in duck hunting.

She was just giving us a fun fact about her job. I bet I could find the Instagram account right now because there's probably one for duck hunting. Yeah, you know duck hunting companies don't have Instagrams. That makes me sad. I'm saying listen to the Lady A podcast when Callie from Something Social who runs our social media came on. She gave tons of tips for being social media. The Hilary Kerr episode from Who, What, Where. She's like a lady boss.

But I think you have to, I always say, go work for a bigger company. Don't be independent. Go work underneath a bunch of people. Bring your ducks to the people running Halle Berry's social media and then learn from them. And if you have to leave Texas, you know, then you might need to leave Texas to do that. Okay. Okay. But did you guys ever play Duck Hunt on Nintendo?

Hell yeah. We did it. I crushed. I wish they would bring that back. I'm sure they have it. for Wii. I think it's too simple at this point.

No, but the Sims will come back. They're redoing all these games. Analog, man. Really? I got the old Nintendo that Elena made me.

Elena's not here. She's in Japan. That's why I broke my arm because she would never leave me. Elena, when we were in New York, we went to the Nintendo store

and she was like, we have to get this. It's sold out everywhere. And I took it home and I was like, yes, I'm going to be able to play Super Mario and Duck Hunt.

But it was a Super Nintendo. Like the baby Super Nintendo has all the games in it. I don't want the Super Nintendo. I want an OG Nintendo. Yeah. They look completely different, so I don't know how you made that. You guys, what did I do?

I skimmed it. You can't skim the look of those Nintendos. They could not look more different. Does Josh play video games? No. Thank God. Unless you're playing like a fun Nintendo. Wait, Oliver, do you?

No. Okay, great. You don't? No, my kids are into Fortnite, this game. What the hell is Fortnite? I don't know. It's crazy. Is it a real life thing?

No. It's like a bunch of people, 100 people getting a thing, and you kill each other. I have no idea. Is it like World of Warcraft? I don't know that either. One time the guy who invented World of Warcraft tried to date me. And then my friends were like, you're shit. No, he's so rich.

He had his own plane. He's also probably so weird. He was very wrinkly. He's old? See, I have a soul. That's not a soul. If you didn't date him, he's wrinkly. He's pretty shallow.

Exactly. It's the exact opposite of a soul. A soul left. No, I could have just dated him for the money. He could have been an amazing guy, though. You would have taken the time to get to know him. A heart of gold. A dork with a heart of gold.

He didn't give him a chance because he was wrinkly. Right. He could have been an amazing human being. You're an idiot. Well, I got my karma, didn't I? You did. I almost died, so I'm glad I'm here. I wonder where he is, just flying his plane around.

He's just flying his plane around with his nine wives on November 21. Okay. There we go. Okay. Our last question comes from Candy. candy says my boyfriend and i have been dating for about two and a half years now it's been pretty serious from the get-go because honestly he is definitely a soulmate of mine we are the same he's got soul he's got a soul same sense of humor same hopes and desires we even say the same

thing at the same times multiple times a day we love each other unconditionally however i don't know how to explain it but i haven't been fully into it fully for a while now the commitment has been overwhelming for me i'm freshly 21 so he is my first kiss i lost my virginity to him he was my first boyfriend and my first love so maybe i'm just young i feel selfish even typing this right now because he loves me so much and he is perfect i just feel like i might be ready to break up this is going all over the place but how do you break up with someone who yesterday said i know exactly how I'm going to propose to you. Like, one second he thinks we're perfect

and the next I'm like, we're over? This is what Josh did, isn't it? How do you do that to someone who honestly has never done anything to warrant a breakup? How would you guys go about a breakup if it's to someone that you still love, respect, and would never want to hurt? Oh my god. Candy.

Listen. Listen to Oliver, Candy. It's not coming from the lady gang that you love and want to continue to listen to. This tough love is coming from Oliver who you will never speak to again. Because he's going off the grid anyways. No, no. Honestly, real advice with this is,

would you say she's 21 years old? Yeah, a little baby. There's no doubt that the feelings are real. There's no doubt that he might be your soulmate. There's no doubt that what you're feeling is, it's not invalid, but you are young. And it sounds like you need to experience things, experience life a little bit.

And if you just stick by your guns and decide to marry this guy just because he's on paper the greatest person in the world, then you're going to probably have resentments as you get older and you're going to have some regrets that you didn't get to experience life because we have one go-around here. And you need to go get loose. You need to go have fun. You need to go do your thing.

And if it is meant to be, you can find each other again. And it can and has happened a lot. You'll both have herpes, but you'll have found each other. Right. But it doesn't matter. No, I honestly feel it's a sad situation. Well, it's like, sorry, if she's already having doubts at 21, those doubts are only going to grow. And you're going to wonder, what else is out there?

What if I, like, this is the only guy you've kissed. You might think he's the best kisser in the world. But maybe he's slamming his tongue down your throat like a log. And then you're going to meet another guy that's like an amazing kisser, an amazing in bed. And you just don't know these things until you experience them. You have to experience these things. And, by the way, sex is an integral part of a relationship. If you don't have that, then you honestly, you have all the other things and don't have that,

and you might as well just be friends. Yeah. You have to have that. It has to be cultivated. It has to be maintained. You know, it has to grow. Your sexual life has to grow, and you need experience for that to grow. Right.

Love it. Boom. On that note. Boy gang. Thank you. Boy gang. Sounds kind of weird. no no good

man gang man gang that's a whole rape song yeah they don't sound right I'm not sure about that

we're gonna have to rethink that Oliver thank you so much for coming like I said guys or like we all said splitting up together is a fabulous

fabulous show don't miss it head on over to ABC DVR it check it out on Hulu you can follow Oliver on Instagram

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I can't remember at this moment. It's the Oliver Hudson because there's some dude out there with Oliver Hudson. Oh, no. Have you offered him money? You're like famous LA family, can't like pull some strings with people? I don't know. When I got on social media in general, I didn't know what I was doing. I was just like, oh, it's taken, so I found something else.

The Oliver Hudson thing. But do you really give a shit if you had Oliver Hudson? No. Yeah. No. Like, do you didn't care about it the way that I did, that I was Kelty Knight, and now I'm just Kelty because it's cool if you have just one more name? Yeah, like Cher and Madonna.

Uh-huh. Cool, so follow us at Kelty, at Becca, at the Jack, no, I'm just kidding, at Jack Vanek. What the hell? What's Josh's Instagram? Don't say it. Don't say it. We're going to connect now. I'm going to set this up.

Yeah, we're going to set it up. Okay, so amazing. Follow us on Lady Gang, leave us a five-star review, and we will see you next Tuesday. Yay! Woo! Yay! Woo! Join the Lady Gang every Tuesday at iTunes and at podcastone.com.

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