LadyGang - RKOBH Morgan Stewart joins LadyGang - Ep12

Episode Date: February 23, 2016

RKOBH Morgan Stewart brings her down-to-earth attitude, quick wit, and jet-setting lifestyle to the LadyGang! And if you thought you knew her before... just wait! You'll hear what she really thinks about Taylor Swift, Beyonce, Justin Bieber, John Stamos, and group shots on Instagram! She's also talking hot sauce, hot bod bikini pics, Boobs And Loubs, and vacationing on yachts! And of course... the Ladies gets the dish on Morgan's wedding plans! Will it be matching bridesmaids' dresses and will she fall victim to #BridalBrain? Grab a glass and join in the fun! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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we are wow it's happening that came out so much easier than I thought that's what she said we're so excited

to be here we have an amazing guest today Morgan Stewart is here number one she's crazy stupid hot

secondly she's on a hit television show and thirdly she has a life I'd like to live so we can't wait to talk to her

we're just so jealous but I'm really excited Becca should we get going yeah it's time for good week yes it is bad week oh no okay so i'm gonna kick off good week bad week um while pouring the champagne he's like shoving her champagne glass in my mouth no because i was so sick last week i haven't eaten or drink like had anything to drink in a long time it's a celebratory champagne kind of being healthy i did you know got over that pneumonia well okay so Wait, Becca, can I just guess that your bad week is going to have to do with some kind of a bodily fluid?

Okay, well, I was considering using this one, but I might save it for next week because I feel like I've been talking about going to the bathroom so, so, so much. And I'm grossing people out. So my bad week has to do with watching this documentary called Forks Over Knives. And I've never been a vegetarian vegan. Like, I always, like, sort of silently judge people who are. Becca likes the meat. Because, yeah, I like, I mean, I'm not, like, a crazy, like, meat lover, but, you know,

everyone's smiling, like, Chick-fil-A and stuff like that. So I watched this documentary, and I'm not the kind of person that really gives a shit about humanity, like, I... You're not a philanthropist. If somebody tells me, like, oh, my God, we're destroying the environment by eating cows, like, that's unfortunate, but, like, it's not going to stop me. But if you tell me that I'm going to, like, die of cancer because I keep eating chicken, um you're you're perking my ears up so i cut out meat and dairy oh geez and it's been about a week

yeah and it's really hard how do you feel though does that make you feel better i feel the same to be honest however i am thinner and i've been eating all the bread in the world so like i lost like you know three to five pounds doing this which had i not i would go back to eating meat and cheese but then you gain so much sadness because you can't eat the things you want it's true but like i don't know i'm sticking with it okay but it's not a good week because it is like i'm grieving the loss of meat and dairy okay so my good week is this um i so that's the bad week yeah okay i mean i can't eat pizza anymore this is why i don't watch those videos anymore i understand okay so anyways everyone cry for me uh good week i got all these crazy

text last night and weird tweets being like oh my god you were referenced on family guy and i'm like what like i'm like glee was because that shit is everywhere and i'm like okay you know that's like one thing and that's exciting when that happens but then my cousin of all people texts me and he's like oh my god family guy you were referenced he sends me this screenshot and so famous your name or like your likeness becca tobin or kitty wild is between cara delavine and chris kirsten dunst i think yeah they probably wait for what though this is the this is the kicker so i was like well what and i'm like and he's like well um um and he's kind of beating around the bush like what is it for he's like the leaked nudes i think it might have to do with that but he said

It was a sex tape reference I don't have a sex tape However, you can check out my vagina On thefappening.com But I think that's a good week I think Family Guy is great And I was on it They must have just taken that list of people

Listen, you're not the first woman Whose vagina has made them famous You get it, Becca Tobin I'm proud of you Thank you so much I think I might change my name to Kekka Tobin with a K If you know what I mean

Cheers to your vagina Cheers to your vagina Okay, Kelty, why don't you go first? Oh, my gosh. Well, I don't know if everyone noticed. I did get over 1,000 likes on Instagram. I went up from that cool 550 to a full 1,000. My dog gets like 8,000.

Whatever. Anyway, I don't know if you guys noticed, but I looked amazing at the Grammy Awards. Oh, yeah? And last week, we were talking about how I was on the No Fun Zone Cleanse, the Glow Detox, where it's only anti-inflammatory foods only. I did it. I want to tell you something. She's dying, by the way.

She's still sick. I have never done anything I said I was going to do for more than like 24 hours. Like I'm always like, I'm going to do this. And then I cheat and I don't tell anyone. Like secretly have a Snickers. Like all women. Four days. I actually did exactly what I was going to say I was going to do.

I was so glowy. I had the J-Lo glow. The dress fit. It even has a little room. And normally when I walk down the red carpet and then I like Google myself instantly, duh. and then i look at the pictures and i see myself i'm always like well that is not the same person that was giving me like sexy pose in the bathroom before i went down to walk the carpet this is a story of my life i was so much better in my bathroom in the hotel room five minutes ago and

then what was it with the photographers why they so whack can't take a good picture no these pictures they were great i saw them i'm so beautiful they were pretty beautiful really i'm so beautiful she says. I think our listeners need to know that Kelsey actually hates herself. Yes. I really have the lowest self-confidence. It never works out. This is a big moment for you. So this is big. It's so big. Congratulations. I felt like it all worked out. You felt confident for her. And then I instantly went to Fatburger on the way home. As you should. Boom. Here's my bad week. This is amazing. So everyone knows it's television sweeps right now, which means it's a very high pressure time for me. It's award season. So I'm traveling around. I'm interviewing people all over the

world i've been to new york five times i've been in charlotte i'm in vegas i'm in san francisco it's been crazy so i've just been exhausted and obviously i also had to plague becca gave me the dengue fever whatever the hell she had contagious good um and so yesterday i'm at the um uh office in new york and i finished my day of work and i've gotten into like comfy clothes to get on the plane and i'm sitting there in the office with like the two senior producers and like one other producer Now these are not my bosses Things are forgiven in this office But they're also like people that are

You know my elders if you will So I'm sitting there and I'm sitting on the couch And I'm like flipping through People Magazine And I kind of like put my heels up on the couch I'm kind of like crouched but like my knees up I mean okay So it's like a little bit spread eagle right Like I'm just in a little

So I'm wearing like an oversized sweater and leggings And so I But not oversized like kind of just I thought I was just wearing leggings So I'm like do do do and then like the producers are like uh-huh and they're like looking away and they're looking at each other and like then the other randy comes in and he's looking guys i didn't put on leggings you put on tights i put on tights and everyone's looking at my vagina did you have underwear on no i thought i was getting on the i

don't never wear underwear with leggings when i'm getting on a plane it's too many things in my vagina for six hours i just thought i was wearing black leggings i was wearing tights and i was sitting there they were looking right and it was like you know when a vagina is pressed again ocean the next day not yet anyway i was really embarrassed somebody's gotta like that vagina okay i felt almost like the fappening had happened to me i kind of did but in person except your dad can't google that sorry that's true jack your turn okay so i'm gonna start this out with a little reference to this veganism thing that you're talking about so i was like vegetarian vegan for like nine years so i have like a like a vendetta almost against it because it made me so

sad so sometimes you know i post a very non-offensive picture on instagram really nice i post a picture of me and scott eating ice cream at bed the other night oh really you posted another picture wait hold on i'm shocked you posted a picture of you and your boyfriend being cute what oh my god did you write something like the most handsome man in the world when you find your person grab them tight and never let go okay shut up so it's like a really cute whatever picture shocking i get this comment this morning saying you need to wake the f up and go vegan supporting the exploitation rape murder and torture of animals just because you want to eat dairy is really lame in 2016 hashtag go vegan hashtag veganism hashtag feminism hashtag vegan

hashtag animals hashtag love hashtag compassion hashtag life wait i got caught on rape i didn't hear anything else and this is it's a who's raping it's a picture of us eating froyo oh i'm not like murdering a cow i'm not worried about murder i'm worried about rape again what i don't know people are crazy people are in shame that's that's just like a little tidbit they're so jealous of your long inseam carly class and your boyfriend who's so hot long inseam i don't know jack has the longest legs it's insane no i don't she does okay so that was that good or bad that was just like a tidbit little quick little thing she never follows the rules it's like good or bad that's just like No, good week, bad week is the segment.

So it's not just like mediocre things that happened this week. I just thought it was something of note that I needed to get in somewhere. Okay, moving on. Anyway, I kind of want to talk to our guest today. My good week is, so I run our Lady Gang Instagram. And I got the cutest Instagram from, I think, our biggest Lady Gang super fans ever. And they all bought Jack Van Dyke bestie bracelets. And they're all wearing them.

together oh my god i love and i think it's probably like the first jack vanek bracelet purchase that's happened in the past like eight years so congratulations thank you that's really sweet no we do have the sweetest girls and they're surprisingly like really cute and awesome and it's i'm like and like not totally creepy and weird right yeah i love them they're so great um all right yeah that's a week i mean okay i have a i have a quick bad week okay so when i was single I had this whole routine about going to bed that I would get a glass of wine. I would put on Seinfeld, I'd get in bed, and then I'd swipe around on Tinder for like an hour.

Swipe around. So now that I have a boyfriend, I like, the last part of that like routine, he lives in San Jose. He's not here. So the last part of my like routine isn't there. So I'm like, what do I fill it with, you know? So the other night I like started going on like a deep stalk of his Instagram, like deep stalk.

And you found? i found nothing but i was making up things in my head i'm like oh who's this girl alex that you went to dinner with like 56 who is alex i don't know some 56 weeks ago it's fine so anyways don't deep stalk your boyfriend's instagram there's no reason to makes you crazy it makes you insane but i do want to point out before i move on that it makes me happy that you're a little bit insane about men because i'm not alone i was saying this not alone Just another one of the girls. Hi, over here.

Becca's never been dumped. It's ridiculous. Okay. Would you dump me? No. Oh, Jesus. Okay. Okay, I'm so excited about what is next.

Morgan Stewart is here from the Rich Kids of Beverly Hills, and honestly, she's absolutely hilarious. So we're going to get down into the rich life with her. Now back to the Lady Gang. Oh, wow. We're back. Oh, damn. Break it down.

All right. We poured the $8.99 Sparkling Rosea Champagne. Which tastes awful. It tastes pretty good. It's horrible. It's horrible. I'm sorry. I'm still drinking it.

You guys, today we are joined by Hottie McHotterson, Morgan Stewart. She honestly had the best live tweets of the entire Grammy Awards. She said everything I wanted to say about Taylor Swift, but didn't have the balls. That she needed a burger? She needed so many things. I like the skinniness. That wasn't the problem. She's the star of the E! series, Rich Kids of Beverly Hills.

The fourth season is going to start in April. Cannot wait. She is also the CEO of the big time blog, Boobs and Loops, which is massive. Also, she's got a new workout line, which we love jeggings. And Morgan has probably the sickest bikini body for a bikini body Instagram that I have ever seen in my whole damn life. Wow. thank you so much that was an intro that wasn't i don't even know what to say one of our paralyzed

be honest to me though how many pictures do you take of yourself in the mirror in the bikini before you pick the one not that many of course not and i would tell you and listen but the thing is it's just it's either gonna happen or if it's or it's not yeah it's not like you can't take a hundred and be like okay the 105th when there's too many options you always pick the wrong one it's either a good day for you or it's not a good day i agree with that so yeah you have so much going on. I want to know, since you've become not only a rich kid, but also a television starlet.

Wow, thank you. I need to come here every week. I need to add to the, yeah. Did you not notice our egos when we started? I love it. What's your sign? Capricorn. You? Taurus. You? Aquarius. What are you? Oh, air sign Gemini. My mom's a Capricorn and my fiance's a Taurus, so there's connections.

Oh, you're going to marry a bull? Yeah, but we're like the same week. Don't talk shit, mom. No, Taurus are good. Loyal. Morgan, what has been the hardest thing about the hollywood world wow are people mean to you be honest i'm gonna stand that sound like an asshole i don't feel like i've had no people are actually i have to say for the most part really really nice i don't really care if people are mean to me i care when people are stupid like when they say things on my instagram that like doesn't make sense i'm like that doesn't

make sense like the sweater is green why do you keep talking about it being gray and like you know or when people want to like i get people get mad at me when i don't like tag what i wear but i don't want to be an asshole and tag what i wear like you wait why not you'll get more free clothes that way yeah it's true like she doesn't need free clothes yeah damn it we're just commoners over here no i'm very common trust me um have you had an ish moment what was the moment so far that you've been on the red carpet or been out and the paparazzi's chasing and you're like i am the i have not felt that way yet is that bad really no i don't ever feel that way has the paparazzi chased you yes you didn't feel cool i felt cool but i was like fuck of course i'm sweaty and

disgusting right now that's gonna go nowhere it's never like the right i'm never like stunning and windblown well you have to call them that's what how you do call them but no i don't call them because i'm not smart enough to remember so that i'm like oh god i should have done that yeah you like you go to a popular place i do but the thing is when you call them and then they say hi to you it's like awkward because then you're like because then you're like oh my god how do you know yeah i've seen those girls do that and i'm like that's a low scene i can't do that it is you know what scene it's not good i like i like that attitude right yeah yeah like i want them to show up one day when it's worth showing up for i don't want them to like catch me getting

a jamba juice why did i say jamba juice because this champagne is so disgusting they look pretty common of you that's a throwback all right our um like a lady question of the episode today is what is the occupation or weirdest person you've ever slept with who's going first jack's going first um mine is a washed up 90s pop star name name do you guys remember the duo evan and jaron oh my god wait i wait hold on did you sleep with the same person no no no i used to love evan and jaron they're nice jewish boys they're so okay they're still so hot yeah which one was jaron i was into jaron 25 years ago but still well yeah they're like 40 something yeah well he's he's hot and he's actually pretty successful so it's not embarrassing but it's

embarrassing his occupation yeah yeah okay his past occupation okay while you were doing it did you have a t-shirt on like the evan and jaron t-shirt no but i would not be surprised if you had a full closet of them gross to just hand out to girls okay mine's a magician wait i want to know which magician i love magic i really don't want to say but it was a headliner on the las vegas strip oh chris angel no oh never what no you'll never know he's not a famous one well then how could he be a headliner on the very unsuccessful headliner it was horrible um did he pull a rabbit out of your vagina i actually think he was gay oh interesting the smallest penis i've ever seen in my life how many times i'm not kidding you yeah like i only saw it like once or twice it's

a micro penis a micro penis there's a term for that wait so you had sex with a magician who has a microbe. Let's make a t-shirt. Yeah. That's amazing. Nobody I've ever slept with has had a weird job. Like, no, just no. Or like, just an embarrassing conquest.

Like, he doesn't have a bad job or like a weird physical trait. I've kept it pretty. Maybe. I mean, not everyone's been stunning. A boot cut jean? Come on. An affliction tee? Oh, never.

I was always smarter than that. I knew better. I see her clear. even when they were in i'm like nope like i know this is yeah just a white tea for me please no i really it probably will come back to me but i honestly i'm not ruminated on it and then get back to us yeah okay see none of mine have had of course embarrassing i mean no occupation here's one i slept with a guy who i met in new york he was visiting from la and he i was like oh my god he's so cute i was going through a breakup and i was like this is a good little

like rebound we ended up hanging out like making out on the streets of new york and then i found out later from my friend that he had also been like texting her and like facebook messaging her and i'm like what a dick cut to i also had sex with him after that so like that's after i found out that's embarrassing for me but then i continue to kind of see him and it turns out he's a sex addict who like was in a program so um so you were in or you were enabling him yeah completely but i didn't really know and then when i found out i was kind of like well let's like ride this out till you're better so you just kept stopping so i kept once again he was also an actor and he was also an actor but like a very um he did a western about snakes attacking the village

so that's where we're at okay that's embarrassing well morgan we're disappointed so far but this This next question is you're going to have to pull it really out. Okay. Okay. I have faith in you. So I buy my designer clothes on the real real. So when people like you are like, I want to clean my closet, and then you sell your Prada, I buy it secondhand.

She's like, I don't even know what the real real is. I was just going to say, I don't know what the real real is. There you go. Cool. So it's like when you can buy secondhand Chanel. Okay. And we're trying. She's like, why on earth would you do that?

It's like sharing a toothbrush. Because we're poor. No. So we're like mere mortals Like trying to live the private jet life Alright I want to know about what it's really like to live the private jet life And not have to fake it

It's pretty cool I feel like the private jet Listen I don't like flying in general So the private jet life isn't like the most exciting thing for me to do But not having to go through security is a really big bonus Have you been on a yacht? I have been on a yacht What's that like?

It's amazing Do you get seasick? No Then you'd have the best time of your entire life. Oh, my God. I was in the summer. Over the summer, I was in the south of France with my fiance, and we were on a boat. Yacht.

And, yeah, it's pretty magical. What are some of the trinkets on the yacht? I mean, everything you can imagine. I mean, there's, like, literally flat-screen TVs. You have somebody standing next to you, like, every second, like, waiting to refill your glass and waiting to bring you something. Or a fresh towel, or they always have sunblock. Oh, that's a good one. We all go together.

You just have, like, a circle. Oh, my God. Take us in your Prada. Yeah. What is it like to be like, oh my gosh, I don't have shoes to go with this outfit, and then you just go buy them? Fun. Everything you would imagine it.

I feel like you do that too. No. At Aldo's. At Aldo. Yeah. No. At Steve Madden. Definitely Steve Madden.

I mean, I do, but then I get my credit card statement, and I'm like, I said the effort. Or you can wear them and tape them and then return them. What's the craziest? A stylist told me that once. Like tape the bottoms? Tape the bottoms. No, I would mess them up. And that's a lot of effort to do.

I would end up getting, yeah. What's the craziest, like, most extravagant moment of your life? My proposal? I mean, I don't know. Wait, what was your proposal? Well, it was just, I don't know if it was extravagant. It was just, like, really heartfelt and amazing. It was the most amazing experience of my life thus far.

Tell us. Tell us. Tell us. What happened? Well, my fiance basically set up a fake photo shoot for me because I thought, this is when I thought I was famous. This is when I thought I was famous and then I wasn't famous. Okay?

So what happened was he set up a photo shoot for OK! magazine and I, or what I thought my publicist, uh, set up a magazine, a photo shoot for okay magazine. And I was like, Oh my God, they love me. Whatever. I'm getting a spread. Okay. I'm kind of cheesy, but kind of amazing.

And then they were like, it's going to be at the San Ysidro ranch in Santa Barbara. And I'm like, they're spending so much money on me. It's a cover. It's crafty. It's a cover. It's a lot of hair and makeup. It's a lot. It's a good time.

So I went, I did that like the day, like the clouds. No, it's, it is, but then it's like kind of not. because I still was like what yeah so can I get oh like yes when's the shoot I went I met the photographer met with the stylist they told me to wear white they think that's a beautiful first look against the green background I go up I take a couple shots first they don't tell me it's a cover then the photographer's like oh welcome to your okay magazine cover shoot and I was like oh my god I knew it like like pumped up about it so I go I'm in the grass like digging in my heels like my stomach's like protruding but like I still tried to suck it in it was like a weird hair wave

it's like awkward okay so then whatever the photographers start taking pictures of me and they're like all of a sudden they run away from me and i was like i got shiny like i get shiny sometimes i was like oh are we powdering like what's up oh my god i literally turn around they run away then they run back they ran away from me and i turn around and brendan my fiance came from behind the green like path and walked towards me and then got down on one knee and proposed and i was like oh my god my makeup's so ruined i can't believe my shoot and he was like that's fake and i was like what do you mean so i'm not having a photo shoot like i couldn't believe it and i was just like for a second there i was like you have a ring it's fine it's fine it's fine but

why did he just wash your dreams like that? Like, is he insane? So that was like... But then you're in People Magazine anyway, so it all worked out. Was I? I don't know. I don't think so.

See, it didn't really work out. It worked out because we're getting married, but it didn't work out for my fame. Speaking of getting married, let's all try on the ring. Did you? I mean, did you Pinterest this? I did not.

I did, throughout our relationship, I was like, listen, I want it to be oval and I don't want it to be a halo. So pretty. And I kind of knocked off Blake Lively. But he did it all himself. But hers is rose gold.

Hers is rose gold and hers is bigger. But not by much. But not by much. But listen, honey, you upgrade that every five years. That's what I'm saying. Upgrade, let me upgrade. Push present.

Push present. Not that we're doing that. I'm not pushing anytime soon. I want to know about the wedding plans. Are you a tight mermaid dress? Are you a princess dress into a tight mermaid dress into a goodbye dress into a suit? I don't know what I'm going to wear yet.

No idea? I don't. I would love to wear a silk white pantsuit down the aisle and do a veil. I like that idea. I feel like, listen, I've tried on so many dresses and a lot of them are so bleeping awful and so cheap looking and they all

of a sudden, they all start to look like the same dress. And then you're like, I'm not going to be different. I'm just going to be a bride. Like I'm going to be that bride. That would make such a statement with the pantsuit. Do you know what I mean? And I like, I prefer pants. But it would be like Lanvin or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So amazing. Rich, for sure. Rich. Yeah. Something really chic. No, she's going to go to like

H&M and get a pantsuit. Yeah. I feel like I would love to get lucky at H&M once I go in there and it never works out for me It doesn't work out for anybody Well not now You can't go back But I never even Can't go back

Are you having a giant wedding? No I'm having 150 people max I mean that's huge Is that huge? I don't think that's huge How many in the wedding party? Six girls, six guys

Are you going to make them wear matching dresses? I am. They are not happy with the dresses right now. Oh, my God. What's the dress? It's a beautiful dress. We'll decide. We'll decide.

It's like a Grecian taupe-y, pinky dress that's, like, expensive. It's not, like, a $400 dress. It's, like, a $2,000 dress. Did they have to buy them? They do have to buy them. Well, that's why they're mad. But not at that price. Not at that price.

You've got to design a discount. It doesn't sound pretty. It's beautiful. I promise you I'll show you. I don't have a picture with me, but I will make sure you guys see one. I feel like I'm a spokesperson for all bridesmaids out there. but honestly even if it was ugly like it's not your day it's not your day and not even that like i know what's ugly and not ugly yeah you'd be surprised sometimes you get bridal brain

and then you get like you know just you know sleep yeah bridal brain bridal brain i'm gonna hashtag that you should but also the other thing i will say that's smart of you if it is actually hideous it's smart because you're sharing the focus when you're standing up there so like why wouldn't you sabotage and make yourself look a hundred times better than the six other women standing there with you right but i also want to be a secure bride that like doesn't feel like she needs to make her friends look ugly and hate themselves all night because i want them to be happy just not like ecstatic like not i mean yeah but like even when you're feeling your best jlo walks in the room and you're like well now i'm the ugliest piece of shit like when

well jlo and rihanna are not in my wedding so i'm not gonna have that problem are your friends hot my friends are hot and they're all very different looking it's not like i have like five blondes Like, it's all very cultural. Is anybody skinnier than you? Uh-oh. Because they shouldn't be. They're out. They should be out.

No. No. What? Different skinny. Does that make sense? Yeah. Different skinny. Flat-chested skinny.

Bony. Which is okay. Which is okay. Yeah. All right. I know because I am. You're not flat-chested. Yeah, oh, no.

She is. She's not even wearing a bra. No, no. That's. It's a tiny little nipple. I don't know if you described her to anybody today. I'm trying to, like, breastfeed or something. We had a super fan write a question that we really want to get answered.

Wait, is this mine? Yeah. You want to ask it? Okay, so my sister is an attorney in Atlanta. Okay. A woman she works with, her name is Kat, and she is hilarious. Okay. Maybe your biggest fan.

Oh, really? Yeah, she's a huge fan. My sister, she asks my sister, she listens to the show all the time, and she always asks my sister, like, who's coming on? And my sister's like, oh, Boobs and Lubes. And she freaked out, and she's like, oh my God, do they have their questions for this week yet? And my sister's like, you're like a 30-something-year-old woman with children.

Crazy super kid. You're getting a little excited about this However I love Kat and I was like What's your question girl Do you want to ask the question No no no we're not in the question It's just part of the interview What is the question

What is a real fight that you've had with Brendan And have you ever done anything That really truly pissed him off Yeah I've definitely really truly pissed him off And I think it was probably because I think we had a dinner once And I was a little bit extra And was kind of talking over him a lot

And I very much kind of like He was the butt of my jokes Maybe one too many times And we got home And he was like You need to watch yourself He checked you He said bitch

You need to relax And it's too much all that And I was like Because usually he's like He comes across as like So easy going He's so easy going But the second it's too much

He like really like Reminds you like I'm the man here Not you So let's keep it together That is good Does he get pouty with you in public Or does he always wait

Until you're at home alone And that's another thing He always waits That's actually really good It's really respectful He'll make a good husband Yeah he's great because you don't want the guy that he doesn't cause a scene and he doesn't get insecure he's

very confident but if it's too much and i can definitely be too much he definitely lets me know like you need to just calm down when that was happening did you know that you were too much no and that no that's why i brought why it came to mind because it was the first time that i was like uh like we're not we're like fighting is the problem yeah and then so it stuck out so now i like kind of try to monitor it a little bit how was the makeup sex great it was 10 minutes after two that i was so excited i'm like get mad i can't have sex that quickly after someone's like you You know, gotten upset with me. Well, that means you're emotionally stable, I guess I would think.

No problem. It's fine. You're like, it's fine. It sucks. Let's just do it. Okay. So now we want to do a delicious quiz with you. Wow.

Delicious. I love that word. She's really good with her adjectives. I know. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. This is going to be called the rich or ditch quiz.

Oh. So rich is like, yes. And ditch is no. So it's like, yes. Okay. I wish EJ was here. Okay. Yes.

Okay. Okay. so here we go okay the kanye west clothing line rich i got shade for that guys but i like kanye i'm sorry i don't care how weird he is i'm ditch i can't five thousand dollars oh no i wouldn't buy it i just like the idea the clothing okay wait how much is it so it's kind of a rich ditch thing it's five thousand dollars for a hoodie that's the color of baby poop five thousand yeah i could fly around the world like three times for that much money really probably not in first class Becca, I'm kidding.

Ditch. My economy seat. I could be an economy comfort to Atlanta for that. Ditch. For sure, ditch. Okay. Taylor Swift. Ditch.

You can? Wait, can I know what your tweets are? Oh, my gosh. I don't even know what I tweeted and I'm scared to know. Give me like a summary. Basically, Morgan was live tweeting the Grammys and she said everything everyone wanted to say, which is just like, it was just, it was like more like Taylor Swift, question mark, question mark, question mark.

are we question mark question mark question mark like it wasn't anything mean it was just super vague and everyone was like everybody could yeah i just hate the way she bops around there it's like she it's like her energy is like there everyone is there to throw her like a birthday party it's oh my god that was so well said she thinks it's her everything even if she loses she's like you're like bitch you lost also i know this bothered me at the ed sheeran thing because i know i've interviewed ed a ton and i know him and he's the most lovely person and i was like he has come to the grammys so many times and lost and he said i'm not coming back anymore like if i don't win this year i'm out like this is five years i come i bring my parents every year and i

lose and then when he won the grammy finally it was about her jumping up and down and having her moment of crying you had your moment taylor swift let ed have his damn moment no way and she's just a manipulative freak you know she's hot friends with all those hot bitches so they don't screw her people she likes you know it's all and she's a lesbian i think anyway and her fake tits now are nuts they're like two tennis balls i know yeah i have a lot of really no there's a lot of really really youngish skinny bitches getting those like really rock hard tiny yeah that's why i really prefer kendall jenner because i know kendall hates taylor you can tell yeah you can tell she doesn't want to be a part she's like i don't need that i look like this yeah yeah i don't

believe the squad yeah i feel like you need three or four good friends in your life and like when you have 19 i think and they're all models and you're not and i think she kind of like takes her friends out with the trash like as often because i feel like it's like a rotating door and when you no longer like serve her yeah you're out a thousand percent but i will still oh that is that it's a capricorn quality yeah we are very straight right oh i thought you were saying so capricorn as in like throwing your friends away no and i was like bitch i can't get rid of my friends no no no no like capricorns are very loyal to their friends okay i don't like her i don't like her vibe i'm really glad we're empowering women here yeah i'm really trying

to tailor slip down um rich or ditch john stamos ditch i think i mean he's still hot yeah but like ditch why are you saying john stamos that's so random because it's a random quiz he's like really yeah i forgot about that holding on is he still hot i don't know rich grandfathered right rich i do it rich yeah i do it is he tall yeah oh my god oh my god don't even get me started on this i can't rich or ditch back i think a little bit of both like rich let's maybe have a fun night together but then i'm gonna ditch you yeah i never want to see you again i agree with that one richish you guys i'm sorry i'm starting to feel guilty though about taylor what we said don't just own it because everyone else feels this way um rich or ditch kylie's lip

kit i want it so bad rich it was genius rich i want it i want it i don't know about having poop brown lips i already did that once in the 90s brown yeah no are you wearing it right now no i wish i still can't get one okay um rich or ditch hot sauce in your bag swag that's the new beyonce that's the new beyonce song where she goes i got hot sauce in my bag swag tell you something that might blow your mind but like i didn't get on the beyonce train when it came to the station any time. Really?

I'm not on it. Not into it. If one more person posts like you have as many hours in the day as Beyonce I'm going to be like I also don't have

like a hired staff and like a gajillion dollars. So like that is the most annoying thing and what sucks is she's probably such a lovely person. She's so talented.

Maybe I just hate her fans. You hate the beehives? There are those people. Yeah. There are those people who like I just ditch. I don't have hot sauce

in my bag and like but like rich because i like her okay i appreciate beyonce it's just not for me okay wow i'd like a lot okay i know why people love her here's my yeah i get it i like beyonce i think it's rich except i want to ditch the bodysuit because the bodysuit came in 2006 yes it is now 2016 everyone is wearing a bodysuit and a shimmer tight but what is she gonna wear their compression tights let's be honest first of all they're not a shimmer tight she's being compressed in there and um everyone's like shimmer tights i'm like no compression tights you need to wear them but what else is she gonna wear like i don't know like things need to look you know it's a

flattering we put a gown she does a gown can we wear fitting i really miss the beyonce circa um i need a destiny's child like i want like a flare i miss beyonce dream girls when i love seeing people push their limits when they have to lose tons of weight oh my god it's amazing that clavicle was everything when she came out. I was like, ah! It's crazy. I love seeing it. Men, women, whatever.

Okay. Rich or ditch? The original rich kid of Beverly Hills, Paris Hilton. Rich. Because I love, from one rich, like you've sort of inherited

the blonde throne. Wow, I really do. You're the new Paris Hilton. Listen, this is the thing with Paris. It's like, you can say whatever you want about her. When she walks into a room, people part

because she's so beautiful. She literally glows. Like, every part of her, and she's, what, 35 now? Yeah. And not one injection. not one you know what thing she's not messed with her face not one thing she's on a vitamin pack of some kind of magical pill and she she and she keeps going good for her yeah she keeps going

like out she keeps going out but she keeps going on now she's in switzerland with her hot rich boyfriend she's doing fine you know what here what i will say what i like about paris like if you put paris and taylor like paris is right there like when you're talking to her she's there and everything she is is on the table yeah she's like yep i'm super rich yep you're probably not better than me yep i only hang out with famous people yep i might invite you to my holiday party if i'm going to try to get something from you next year yep these are my dogs yep they just peed in front of you like there's no air of like i'm also authentic and relatable like she doesn't she's not a real girl she gets it she doesn't try to be one i appreciate that very much okay

rich or ditch netflix and chill ditch i don't know do you not like watch tv i watch tv and like i chill a lot with my fiance but like i feel like that pertains to people that are single and like hooking up with people yeah it's more fun that way yeah yeah so you just netflix and like hang and f but we can't say that because of the censorship on this show hey thanks for censoring yourself thanks thanks morgan uh rich or ditch justin bieber rich are you a beliefs like weirdly Like, I'm always like, he's a, I'm like, he was in Leopard. Like, I love him. I was so digging his vibe at the Grammys.

Right. I wasn't digging his performance necessarily. The vocals were off. The vocals were, there was something happening. But, like, I'm really liking who he's growing into. Like, and also, he needs, well, I guess I'm being a little hypocritical now because it's like Taylor Swift was also super famous when she was young. But, I don't know.

Boys are so much dumber. Like, give him the benefit of the doubt. He's just dumb and rich. And, like, you know, like, let him live his life. I think it goes back to kind of like the Paris Hilton thing. It's like he's kind of who he is. He's not trying to be anything that he's not. He's like a douchey little kid.

Yeah, but I'd be a prick too. I would too. Yeah, of course. He knows nothing else. I'm a prick and I don't have that money. Yeah, but I like it. It's like sassy. You like that jacket?

Yeah. Did you go buy it? I liked his body too. Everything about him. And you've seen all of his body? Yeah. Yeah, you've seen like parts of it. Like the white boy syndrome.

The skinny white boy syndrome. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's a shame he's so short. Is he short? Yikes, Tiny. He's like 5'8". No.

What? 5'6 on a good day, honey. What? Ew. He's a sea crest for sure. Oh, wow. Okay. Does that change your mind, Morgan?

No. Yeah, kind of. I hate 5'8". 5'6". I hate 5'8". Just 5'8". 5'8"? Because 5'10", it doesn't count.

If you're under six feet, it's hard. But he's under 5'8". Because then you're hot, but you're short hot. Yeah. Then you're like, oh, you're hot, but he's short. Yeah. That's the kicker. Richard Ditch, watching The Bachelor.

Ditch. don't do it you're out I just don't do it do you watch any other do you watch your own show no not even to just check out

how it turned out like I watch it like on my computer when we get it the week before and then I'm like I would watch it to see like

what I wanted to do to my face next yeah but I can't do that because I don't want to be crazy yeah you don't like I've kept my face pretty much the way

it started I've just gotten skinnier every yeah that's what happens when you're on TV you're hot to begin with so you're lucky she said fame

no even before the show came I was like season 3 I'll be hotter it's what happens Everyone gets stunning. Everyone does, no matter what you're doing, whether it's reality, scripted, no matter what it is, everybody gets hotter.

Like Jennifer Lawrence, she used to literally look like every girl, and now she looks like every girl with hair and makeup. Yeah, every girl with lots of money and people telling you what to do. Before we go to our Ask the Lighting In questions, where you're going to help people solve their problems, I want to ask you about Boobs and Lubes. How's it going? It's going really well. Well, I mean, I'm kind of in the midst of transforming it into a book.

Oh, snap. No way. Yeah, boobs, lubes, and blowjobs. Oh, my God. Shut up. No, for real. That's great. Is it going to be like a book book, like a memoir?

No, like, yeah, a memoir. I love it. A memoir by Morgan Stewart. Wait, I have a very important question. Yes. Do you enjoy giving a blowjob? No. I don't mind it.

No, I do. Really? I enjoy it. Sorry to ask. We were on set the other day playing What Would You Rather Do than Give a Blowjob. To somebody you love? My list is long. Really?

To somebody you love? Yeah. Damn. Yeah. So it's going to be a book. So is it going to be like a chapter by chapter my life or is it going to be a chapter by chapter how you can be more like me? No.

My life. Really? What would you be doing if you were not doing television? Who knows? So thank God it worked out. No plan B answer. Literally. I mean, I honestly –

But we would still be okay financially, correct? Correct. Okay. So you'd just be chilling. I think that that's the biggest misconception. I feel like money does not give you a sense of purpose. Oh, no. Yeah.

So, oh, she has money, but she has nothing to do all day. So she wants to kill herself. Like, I know a lot of people like that. Yeah. So I'm happy. I mean, I always wanted to kind of be in this field. I mean, whether it was acting or something like this, just to use my personality. So it's not that I want to be famous.

I want to just be successful in what I'm good at. Will you do more spinoffs? Like, will you do you guys together, like a Jessica Simpson, Nick Lachey, newlyweds? I mean, listen, never say never. We have not been offered that, and I don't know if that's what we want to do, because Brendan's actually, like, a really normal person. He is a real job. He's a real, yeah, human.

So I don't know. We'll see. I would like to just kind of go my own route. Oh, I love the book idea. Yeah. And then an audio book. Yeah. Oh, my God.

Apparently, those are the worst to make because you have to be there for hours reciting the book. We can go in the background. And every time you say something awesome, we'll be like, yeah, rich. Let's just go rich. I think we have apps for that. Yeah, that's true. Okay.

Morgan, who has enlightened us already, is going to help us fix everyone's lives. gang all right so this last section of last ask the lady gang is where you are helping us give our listeners advice okay so you got to be on your game okay in your brain so i have to listen you have to listen to what i'm saying okay um if you guys want to ask us questions then you can tweet us instagram us hashtag last ask the lady gang or email hello lady gang at gmail.com anyway so the first question comes from kate katelyn sewell an email and she says i work in fashion my boss has made it her mission to belittle me she yells and criticizes me she's a real life devil wars product i've tried standing up for myself but it doesn't help what do i do

welcome to real life right i mean you just stick it out if you're not being fired it means she likes you so she's just testing you yeah also women are bitches to work for yep hear that feminists really sorry they are i mean yeah there's just more emotions involved like men have really mastered that ability to like not make things personal correct um i'm not saying every woman i'm sure i'm gonna get like so many hateful tweets but i don't really care but like women it's like it's hard we have a lot of hormones coursing through our bodies and it's really easy to like lash out i think we're moodier than men oh yeah we're way more amazing yeah way more and also perhaps this boss has bad communication skills and she's not able to articulate what she really

wants from you so sometimes there are people that get yelled at all the time but it's because they're not listening and they're not really getting the message of what is needed from them so i would check yourself before you wreck yourself number one and just make sure are you listening to what she's really saying and are you being that person and if you are and she's still acting that way welcome to real life i get yelled at every day actually that's a lie i don't get yelled at but i would say three to five to seven times a day i feel like i've done something horribly wrong also the boss might just be a biatch totally might be mean to everybody and sometimes the people who yell the loudest make it to the top yeah i agree okay all right so the

second question comes from demuth denise on twitter and she says waxing laser shave or mother nature ladies what do you do to your body hair and your nether regions not the latter i wax whack oh i'm surprised old school you seem like a laser to me i haven't done it no i love laser i'm gonna start i just haven't like walked out that time yet to laser before the wedding i do but the problem is like i every time i like i'm always at the point where i need to wax for something so i'm like but here's the thing with laser you can shave you don't have to grow your hair out you do it like shaving how many times until it really dissipates i can do it i've done it like never three times and it's gone away oh no i did like seven sessions in las vegas and i've

never had cooter hair again wow but back how often can you do it i'm making my this person's question about me so you can't sorry you're supposed to do it like every six weeks but you you notice after like one time oh okay she doesn't think so i did it twice and i just have like little bald spots really oh i love it you only went twice it hurts so bad it felt like a staple gun have you ever been oh forget it no it doesn't it hurts i've been waxed it hurts like a tenth of waxing did you do the numbing cream so it's annoying did you do numbing cream for 45 minutes no you got to do the numbing cream for 45 okay so i'm gonna lay two hours out i'll send you guys i mean for someone that's on yachts yeah i feel like but i just do a wax two weeks in your gut

like it's true you know and then stuff is your between yeah and if you're not like a hairy beast i don't know what your situations are but yeah okay anyways all right question number three is from carson lily on email and she says advice for people wanting to become less shy and put themselves out there more that's you morgan i have listened what was it what about being shy what did i tell you i know it was something because i thought it was like i didn't know i was gonna have to go first so what was it advice for people that are shy that want to put themselves out there i mean i don't even know how you give somebody advice on that because i've never had that problem i mean i get socially awkward for sure running into people you don't

want to see is like the worst thing ever i feel like you just need to not think so much about it and like maybe have a cocktail and just go say hi drinking helps and everyone's always more uncomfortable than you are there's always someone in the room that's more uncomfortable and i also think that people because i used to have this thing when i was younger that i always thought it was so awkward but nobody really notices nobody notices anything you look at a picture of yourself and you're like but they're gonna see that and then you show somebody they're like i don't what are you talking about self-absorbed to care about anything else yeah it's so true like everyone's like well what do you think i'm like i'm not thinking about you at all nobody is

everybody's narcissistic i'm like like when i had to take pictures like with other people on trips i'm like why do i have to do this like i don't want to do a group shot is that bad just give me She said, I don't want to do a group shot. I also don't get any likes on group shots, you guys. A group shot. They're never good. Why do we have to do them? They're never good.

And where am I putting that? Yeah. Where am I putting that? Facebook, maybe. I don't know. That's all. Don't. Jack.

What? I need a t-shirt about this. I don't do group shots. I don't do group shots. Oh my God. That's the greatest thing. No, because you go places and people are like, let's take a group shot. and then you're like I'm never going to put this on Instagram

in my whole life. Here's the thing if you care about Instagram you're not going to put a group shot on it. It's all the people that don't care about it that they're like oh. Facebook people love group shots. Love it but then you take it and then not all eight girls like it and you're like of course you don't effing like it. Because there's eight of us. Because there's eight of us and one of you has your eyes closed. It's not my problem. Do it on your own time.

Yeah I know. It's bad. I really like you. I really like you back. I'm so happy to be here. I'm coming back. This is so fun. Okay. No wait before we end I forgot to do this. You can get 20% off on jackmanic.com with the code ladygang. You can get 20% off with the code

I don't do group shots. I need to start making secret codes like this. Well, Morgan. Yes. I loved you before, but I feel like you're really authentically just down to earth. Thank you. I like down to earth.

I get that a lot. Yeah, you are because I expected you to be just a little bit fancy. Did you? Yeah, but you're not. Look at me. I'm like sweaty and gross. I mean, that's probably in a Laya leather jacket, but other, oh, I mean, whatever. So she's not that great, like down to earth, but, um, you're really wonderful. Thank you. Everyone go check out boobs and lubes.

It really is a great, uh, blog. Mostly check out her Instagram, which is at boobs and lubes because no group shots. You'll never see a group shot on it. The bikini body inspiration for summer is strong. Um, congratulations on your upcoming wedding. We can't wait to see it all unfold on this season of rich kids. And, y'all, if you like this podcast, please subscribe, subscribe, subscribe. You just touch the button that says subscribe, and then you'll get a new episode of The Lady

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