LadyGang - Rocsi Diaz on the LadyGang - Ep41

Episode Date: September 12, 2016

Rocsi Diaz has an Emmy, a sorta thing for Jared Leto, a message for Simon Cowell, and knows more about the human anatomy than she wishes she did thanks to VH-1's "Dating Naked" (which she hosts). She also has advice on tipping, buying wedding gifts, and getting over the one that got away. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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No, it's true. It's very, like, 45-year-old of me. um i'm becca tobin actress blogger just all-around great gal and to my right jack vanik clothing designer ceo of her own brand girl boss jack vanik she's the girl boss i thought you said my brand no her brand is not a girl boss and then know her of all things media hollywood models movies stars music entertainment journalist kelty knight these are not my real fingernails oh that's my fun that's all my what's your fun fact those are acrylic yeah they look good um my fun fact is my so first crush was the green power ranger i don't even know what that person

looks like he had a ponytail you always loved a bad boy delicious um my fun fact is so fun we're off to a great start everyone what's my fun fact okay i don't know okay moving on um okay we need to prepare better for these i know we do we we know it's coming we just never we never prepare story of my life um okay so it's time for good week yes it is bad week oh no okay good week bad week who wants to start i'll start my good week i mean i feel like i talk a lot about our facebook group because it's like my little baby that i'm like watering and making flourish yes but i think that we really made it because we're getting spammed on our facebook groups not only have we gotten girls saying rate my nudie pictures but we've gotten

a little bit of porn on there yeah a little porn means you're happening there's a place to be there was this one post of i don't it was some link to a porn site but the picture was like oh like it looked like a teenager which is gross like against the wall and a guy lifting up her shirt and like licking her boob yeah it's hot yeah so i i don't really know how to delete these people but i've been trying but i think that's you know we've made it we made it when we got we've arrived so famous i don't know where they're finding it from what's your good week my that's a good week oh bad week what's your bad week what's your bad week on the sliding scale that good week is like at a 25 okay yeah okay my bad week so um this past weekend i went to like a this lake

place called the dirty delta everybody nicknames it up in norcal okay it's like a lake that people go on their boats and like whatever so it's very dirty i saw a dirty diaper in the lake and i know there's food there was some black matter that looked like it should be in the universe somewhere and so we go and scott's friend had a boat and i've never been wakeboarding before you wakeboarded with a dirty diaper i was like no i will do anything if something's going on an activity or whatever i'm like i'm gonna do all the things so i'm like i'll try to wakeboard i've never been wakeboarding before and scott was like you know it's really hard like you probably won't get up but you should just try it'll be fun whatever i got up on my first try i was so

athletic i was really good it felt like my arms are gonna get ripped off my body so i'm up there and you know i'm riding along i'm looking at scott like i told you so i'd like get up i'm pretty you know whatever and all of a sudden i like trip over a wave trip over a wave flat on my ass at like 30 miles an hour it felt like i don't know like a pint of water went up my butthole yeah like flat on my butthole a full enema yeah and in the dirty delta in the dirty delta i've never like done anal before but like i feel like maybe that's what it feels like when there's just like a surprise penis up your butt oh so that happened and then i woke up yesterday morning with my first yeast infection from the dirty delta dirty delta so i'm sitting here in grandma panties

with monostat of my vagina and toilet paper stuff in my underwear because i forgot painting liners oh my god this is horrible well i have a good segue to yeast infection so i'm gonna go into my this is my good week you guys a non-use infection week so i for the last like three weeks have been feeling just weird like off and my boobs were feeling super big i thought i was my boobs were super big i was eating everything in sight and never felt full like that awful awful thing and i'm like and i don't with this iud i don't get my period every month so i don't know and they're only like 98 yeah so it's like one in one sperm i think it's i think the iud statistic is like one in a hundred and i'm so unlucky that i know that i'm like the one you're gonna be the

one so i'm like i'm feeling so weird i'm feeling these weird abdominal pains like i need to go to the doctor so i gear myself up to go to the doctor to be told that i'm pregnant like i'm like take a pregnancy test no because i don't want to spend 20 on a pregnancy test and have that like sad moment in my bathroom with the pregnancy test where i find out isn't it bad that it's still sad at 30 to see no me too me too i just caught myself that's really dark no anyway i won't buy pregnancy tests because i'm too nervous so i'm like i'll just go to my doctor i love my doctor and i'm like if i'm gonna find something out like that i want to be with her yeah so i go and i'm like okay this is what's gonna happen i'm really prepared i like know i'm pregnant i just want to

go and like get her to confirm and um i go and i'm like i'm feeling weird and blah blah and she's like go pee we'll do it we'll test your urine whatever she comes back and she's like you are not pregnant you've had a bladder infection for weeks oh shit remember this is my good week and i'm like well you've not been pregnant praise the lord i have a bladder infection and all that is is some antibiotics and we're good thank god there you go there's a lot of congrats back on You are not pregnant. I am not pregnant. I'm twisted.

That's where my brain goes every time. Pregnant, pregnant, whatever. Same. My bad week is that I was on Instagram. It always starts there. And on my, like, explore page, I fall down a rabbit hole. You know, you just, like, kind of go. And I don't even know how I got to this thing.

This girl just got engaged. Her ring is identical to my ring. wait this girl or a girl you know a girl i do not know identical and i have a very different engagement ring like it's it's unique and it's like you know i've not really seen this ring we like so my fiance designed it and i'm like what the and this is like last week i go and i look at the people she follows on social media follows you follows me follows a ton of people that i know from new york so i i don't know this person but it's one of those people who's like a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend you haven't even posted pictures of your ring

unless you've seen you in person you haven't seen it time out the the guy who made my ring who i love is a good friend of mine i was like yeah sure post a picture of my ring like he did such a beautiful job he did such a beautiful job and then he tells my fiance that someone called and was like my fiance loves the ring you just made can you just tell me like a little bit about it i'm an idiot i don't know like what i'm looking at here so he was like yes it's a this this this and this and then that guy took the photo copied it copied it wait but she doesn't know it's yours she does know she told her fiance this is i love this ring well i mean becca but seeing it off of the guy who made its page right not yours it's it was from the the guy who made you he tagged me and

that's fine he's a friend of ours and he did a beautiful job so i was like sure i don't care but i wasn't prepared for someone else to have the same ring so what you're saying is the fact that i copied her denim jacket was fine but the ring is not the ring is different it's like i wear But it's every single day, and it's a little more expensive than that denim jacket. Slightly. So, there you go. I mean, I know this is bound to happen, but it's stung. When you're a celebrity, people are going to copy you, Becca.

It's not even that I'm a celebrity. She just knows friends that I know. You know what I mean? How many people got the pear-shaped halo ring after Jessica Simpson? I hope everyone in the world. It's true. What does she feel like? Yeah, but Jessica Simpson has, like, so many great things going for her.

All I have is a pretty engagement ring, you guys. all right kelty good week bad week all right so i was up for this really big job and i was super stoked about it and um so much so that like the um the first the network called and then i had like a hour-long conversation with the executive producer and they were like my agent was pretty much like you're totally in like this is in your family like you're in just like go to the audition and they're just like they're seeing a handful of people and i was like oh great so I go to the audition I see the girl before me and I was like I got this like I'm so good I wore my sexy red dress I was like ready I did my audition it was fine I always think it's

like kind of hard to audition in a room with like no people and there's like a fake actor that's like the contestant or whatever I was like oh whatever and I walked out and my agent was like yeah you did great they love you like just I'll let you know when I hear I don't hear anything I don't hear anything I don't hear anything in my head I've already spent the money that I'm to make from my like side hustle series that I'm going to host. That's always fun. And I found out that I lost the job. I didn't get it. Not only did I lose the job, um, they didn't pick another girl. They picked a little person, a little person, man to host the show. So now listen, I have lots of friends that are LPs cause I did radio city. Like I, and I mean, I, they're talented and like

live your best life but can you imagine when you're like i think i'm gonna get it and you wear your giant push-up bra and you're like bodycon outfit and you're like i really slayed the audition here i am i'm a big star and then you lost the job to like not only did you lose it to a man but you lost it to like a little person i'm gonna tell you something i love when i don't get a job that i like slayed the audition and i find out who gets it yeah i love it when it's some beautiful black girl with an afro because i'm like i can't even compete with that it's like if it were a blonde bitch that's 30 and like looks a little kind of cute not great i'd be like that's me but it's not you know this guy's gonna bring so much to the show that you cannot

do exactly there's a whole yeah i know but that was hard okay can we just admit that it was a little hard i understand that that is a blow when you're like i will so my sexy push-up bra and spanks like did nothing for it like i was so anyway they went in a totally different direction you didn't have what they wanted on the menu i guess not so that was my bad week um here's my good week i went to becca's brow girl in studio city brows my brows have never looked better shout out to debbie what's up debs um thank you for the recommendation you're welcome i had my second appointment and i think they're coming in nicely and i looked at myself for the first time ever on television in the monitor today and i liked my face did you know that's amazing you

do not have the weird brow thing that usually have oh yeah no i haven't had any brow notes from the producers in a long time so thank god nobody's making notes on your well you brought the realtor into my life that found me my home yep and i brought the brow girl into your life that fixed your face there you go i i felt good which is rare i never look in the monitor and i'm like oh wow i look great like i was just like i was like oh my face looks good a brow changes everything that's great on that note when we come back we're very excited because we have a very sexy honduras naked dating lady with us the lady gang inquire all right guys our guest today is someone who is the definition of work

hard be nice to people and good things will happen in your life she started her career as a radio dj moved on to host bet's 106 and park for like six seven years uh she was seen every day in 85 million homes then she moved on to come work beside me at our sister show entertainment tonight And that is where she beat me out for the infamous Emmy Award. I was like, what did I win? I was like, what was it? Oh, shit. I had to think about it for a minute.

I was like, what did I win? What did I beat you out of? I always win. She is currently the host of Dating Naked on VH1. And the very coolest thing about Roxy is that when we worked side-by-side together, she would sometimes give me old clothes that she didn't want anymore. And that is a sign of a good woman. A woman that has a nice dress that's like, I'm done with this.

You can have it now. That's a real girl. That is a selfless act. That is very selfless. Welcome to the Lady Gang, Roxy. Thank you for having me. Congratulations. I saw that little clip.

Was that Life and Style? Was it? Or Us Weekly? Oh, Us Weekly, girl. Us Weekly. That was really, really nice. I'm so proud of you. We're so popular.

That was a really good moment. Yeah. Thank you. Because I only, it's good to see friends and see the beginning of things and where it ends up. And this is pretty cool. Yeah. Proud of you guys.

We're doing it. Thank you. Doing things. So first of all, Dating Inc. is on right now. Yes. It is the craziest show pretty much ever. So people come, two main people, and they're just naked. And so we get that, and they're dating, whatever.

But what is life as a host when you're looking at the junks? Eye contact has never been so hard. Oh, wait, no pun intended. Like, wait, oh, God. It's so – it's difficult to talk about this show. It really is. Even more to promote it. But, you know, it's as crazy as you can think.

I have a question. Does anybody get like a surprise boner? There was a halfie one time. Most of the people are like so nervous when it comes to elimination, you know. And I know that the questions come about the nudity and what happens. But in all in all, these people are really there to find love and have a moment. And they bond with the main two. They bond with Natalie and David.

And they're like really thinking, I mean, he could have had a great date and a great night before with that person. And the next person comes. And then they're like, it's elimination time. And they're like, oh, is he going to keep me on this island? And what's going to happen? So you don't really see too much excitement at elimination. Most people are kind of like, is this the day that I'm going to leave home? And I'm going to leave and go home.

So there was a semi one time. I did not look. Producers had to tell me in my ear. And I was like, I'm not going to look. I'm not going to look. What did you learn about the human form, seeing all these naked people? You know, I already knew that we came in all shapes and colors and all sorts of things. It's interesting where people put tattoos and piercings nowadays.

Was there any dick piercings? No, I didn't even, I didn't, I didn't look. I, you know, I'm not one that's like totally squeamish when it comes to nudity at all. I think that the human body is a beautiful thing, you know, and Europeans, I mean, if you go to Europe, I mean, they don't care about you. seeing right new you know new pictures on the billboards and stuff like that and it's not i'm having a kanye moment it's art it's not you know it's not porn it's art right um so it doesn't give me squeamish or freak me out or anything like that and i was after the first two three days i mean at first you know reaction i'm like oh god and but at the third day i'm like who cares

you know yeah it's just like normal for you yes that i didn't really i didn't care i mean i was wearing swimsuits most of the time so i was almost naked but i just you know had my it's in bits covered it's and very it's in bits if you go on roxy's instagram you'll see how itty bitsy it was very sexy anyway so it was but but it was fun and um yeah it was fun it was fun time great tans everybody everybody else got yeah great tan yeah they didn't have tan lines like me i had tan lines great tans over there you've been in this business for a long time and you certainly are someone that has worked your way up to the top you know what i mean it wasn't handed to you on a silver platter So what has been the ish moment?

What's been the moment where you thought, this is it. I have made it. I am successful. I did what I wanted to do. I'm sorry. I have to mention it. Kelsey. You have to understand that this is an ongoing joke.

We introduced her as two-time Emmy. At least you're a two-time nominated. I just got one. I don't know if that makes it any better. I don't know. I'm just trying to make it seem any better. You're nice. You're very nice.

It was, you know, the crazy thing is we won as a show. And if you see how hard Kelty works, you know, entertainment journalism is no joke. You're out there. You're grinding. Of course, we're not groundbreaking news, but, you know, we grind. We're hard workers. And when Entertainment Tonight won the Emmy that they won that year, I didn't know I was going to get an Emmy. I had no idea how it worked.

I was just happy to be a part of a team. And you're my witness. I was like, oh, my God. And at that time, I was on my way out of Entertainment Tonight, too. So it was kind of a great parting gift. Like, oh, here you go, too. You get an Emmy. I was like, yes.

I'm just, you know, it's a great, beautiful trophy. Great to see it. It just looks really good on my resume. Where do you keep the Emmy? It's in my house. It's in my house. It's in my living room and next to. Did you instantly change your byline on your social media to say Emmy winning?

No. No. Damn, I would. I did it. I waited a few months until I did that. Oh, you did? Yeah, but it's on there now. Oh, hell yeah.

There's no way of introducing me now, unless you say. I mean, it's a sense of achievement, but it's not your make or break. Because look at other great people that don't have anything like that to say for themselves. Look at Charles Barkley. He doesn't even have a ring, you know? But he's one of the best basketball players of all time. So, you know, I don't really get caught up on awards and accolades. I just like my work to speak for itself.

So that's where I've been at. Me too, Roxy. me too I'm going to bring the Emmy over to you so you can have it Keltie's literally going to come to your house

and steal a photo it was so funny this year at the Emmys when my husband came with me and he was like I really think the other shows

are going to split the vote and I think you're going to win it and I was like I was like a little bit drunk I was like there's no way and we just sat there

and he looked at me after we lost and he was like I really thought you had it and I was like you're an idiot like there was not anyway

it's so political it's so political like nowadays I'm like really I mean look at how the Oscars are now like really you can guess who's gonna win and it's not a surprise oh wow i didn't know that was gonna happen moment anymore so it really doesn't mean okay so that's your ish the emmy

what has been the hardest your heartbreak was there a gig you didn't get was there something a rejection that just broke your heart and you thought i'm out i never quit no never said i'm out never um i don't believe in that but um there have been a few rejections that are kind of kind of stuck to me um one was uh x factor i was the finalist for x factor what the chloe the first year the first year to be a host to be a host i was going to be the co-host with uh the british guy who i can't remember his name right now wait it wasn't with chloe though no that was before second season and um so yeah x factor was that was always one like damn you simon and then and and then come back again the next season

and make it all the way to and then lose it to Khloe because she's a Kardashian. Oh, damn. You can't get a job over a Kardashian. You can't get a job over a Kardashian. No, you can't. So X Factor was definitely, definitely one that I was just like, what would it be?

I don't know. It's always been a dream of mine to host like a big platform show, competition show like that. I've always wanted to do that. 100%. so that was so fun that was one that's always kind of a little salt a little salt but no shame okay i know you have great ones what is your most incredible ridiculous celebrity encounter that our listeners were listening that never get to hollywood that never gets me to celebrity

would just lose their minds i know one oh gosh the one is yours one time you i was doing a press jungle with you and you gave jonah hill like a home and channing tatum some sneakers and he was like almost licking your face like he loved you so much for those nikes but which one was looking her face jonah which is like it's kind of disappointing can't do it no that was funny that was actually probably one of like channing really didn't talk to me for a whole like two other interviews after that he's like i'm not talking to roxy she's she's not so i had to get i had to go to the red carpet that year and that was for uh what was that movie that they had the one where they were undercover 22 jump street that's what it was and um i had showed up at

the red carpet with jordan's for for channing so he would finally talk to me and forgive me and he did that's so cute you know but um god forbid he buys them for himself right a lot of people don't buy anything they don't buy true it's true they don't for now do you have like a crazy celebrity have you ever been asked out by a celebrity no that doesn't happen to me really it doesn't happen to me either no i thought it would definitely happen for you you're hot no way no no it doesn't happen to me i think everybody feels like they have to be super duper professional when they hit us like when they see us well because also if you guys turn them down i mean you are the media so that's the thing we're media at the end of the day tell everyone

that you got asked out i lose friends over my position in entertainment like they don't like i don't get invited to the parties anymore because it's roxy was there she's gonna say something so no but um josh groban asked me out once really oh my god he's so funny he asked me to his hotel room at the mgm oh my god and then i tell him i was married and then i saw him again after that it's always been really awkward oh my god poor josh i think he'd be fun to date if you were single if you were blind he's not that ugly i don't think he's nerdy cute i don't think he's that attractive anyway not my type go jared leto um y'all are funny no there was just always this one he's the only one that can get me completely completely

speechless like i just i'm like i had nothing to say and there was one time i think we were at the i think it was the emmys yeah and um at the red carpet and he came up on my platform and it was funny because he was supposed to go to the other platform and he ended up coming to me and i i don't even remember what the conversation was but and i i've posted this picture before but all of a sudden i'm pinned against like one of the rafter posts and he's right in front of my face i mean eyes are daggering and i'm just and you see me like this and he's just looking with all of his manliness into my eyes and I'm like I'm going to freaking die right now

and I'm just thinking God I hope my breath doesn't stink because he is like literally that close to my face I would have licked his face there was nothing that I could do I was literally speechless and he knew it and I think he enjoyed every single moment of my quivering body he's such a powerful being with that kind of stuff

he's a beautiful man he will mess you up I just want to get like can I just like brush his hair like I just want to go in his room and have like a hairbrush he also just doesn't age no it's insane for like 30 years not okay he's a beautiful man last thing what is the secret sauce to career in entertainment but like life anywhere of just being making it work for so long like just picking your dream and just

not giving up i think i think whatever you pick in life it has to be enjoyable you have to be enjoying it you know and it sounds so cliche but it's the truth because if you're not enjoying what you're probably going broke for trying to achieve then then what's the point then what's the point because once you do achieve it and you do succeed at whatever that was it's gonna even be grander for you so i think that would be it you gotta enjoy every moment even the bad ones even the bad you gotta find something to enjoy about it the lady gang because roxy is hosting this season of dating naked and she's given us so much bikini envy this summer we're gonna play a game a little quiz and it's called naked or nah nah do you say nah i say nah nah i say nah want

to go to the bar roxy nah nah nah naked or nah we've decided it's officially okay so basically if i'm gonna list some things that we would consider sexy and would get you naked with someone and you're if you think you this is gonna get you naked it's a naked and if you think pass absolutely not no thank you shrinkage only dry vag nah okay okay here we go yeah you guys right now you guys ready yeah all right number one gifts of jewelry i mean yeah naked naked naked naked for me too who would not like that i don't know i just started off easy guys right i just make the quiz okay so warm up warm up warm up okay a sext nah nah it's gross i'm gonna say 99.9 of the time nah what's the one what's this your one i don't know i might change my mind i

don't know okay naked for sure really she loves a sext what's a good sext you've gotten all day i'm not gonna say any but it gives give me an example of a sext i don't know it's been a long time wet like okay i'm just a really standard i'm saying actually yeah wet pee oh i don't like it when people use the p word okay but there's no good word for it there is it's okay in sexual encounters yeah it's kind of yeah but other oh god you guys are giving i'm gonna say not as well jack's the only one okay um what about a dick pic nah that is not cute and please stop sending them to my instagram jack well we all know how funny i think dick pics are so she's naked oh my god i'm gonna say

nah as well and also i only think they're funny i don't actually like them but laughter leads to nakedness true okay hot candle wax like on you on like like dripping on like dripping on you I'm just the messenger, Roxy Diaz. No, like, wait a minute. I think she means, like, dripping on you. Yeah. Used in sexual. Yeah.

Ugh. You never know until you try. I know. I feel like. Becca? So I don't know. I've never tried. I don't know.

I've never done that before. Neutral. Neutral. I don't know. Naked not or neutral. Naked not or neutral. Okay. Naked.

You didn't answer. Oh. You know what? It's a naked for me. Have you done it? I have had the, like. Did you drip it on? Sex with Emily gave us the candles.

Oh, yeah. I never used that. It's kind of nice. Where do you pour it? Anywhere. Your back. Wait, but it doesn't turn into hard wax again? No, it turns into like a massage oil.

So I can't get like my body shop candle and just be like, here, baby. That's a little dangerous. That's not the one. It's a specialty candle. Sorry. He has like a third degree burn all over his body. Oops. Not going to be going on a second date.

Jared Leto, I've got this great candle. It's orange blossom from the body shop. let me rub this all over you um okay good idea naked sushi aka like samantha on sex in the city is the sushi on me i don't know again she's a messenger i'm gonna assume it's like when it's like the naked girl yeah yeah i don't know um i don't really think fish on fish is a good thank you that's not conducive for down there no no i'm gonna say it probably gets warm when on your body and then also if i wasn't eating it because i'd be on my back and then it would get stuck in my throat if i tried so i'm gonna say no so many things

how about when someone orders for you at a restaurant i like that that like takes charge type of situation and and then you most likely know what i want to eat that's hot naked okay I like it too. Naked. Yeah. I think if, especially if you're in a relationship and it's like, yeah, they know your preferences or whatever. I think it's sexy for sure.

I agree. Naked. Yes. Official naked, Jack. Because if they're ordering for you, they also should be paying for you. Yes. Definitely naked. Yes.

Could you imagine just going to a restaurant and having a guy order for you? He's like, she'll have the filet mignon and she's paying for it. And a bottle of Dom Perignon and she should go. Okay. What about love poems? Naked. Nah. nah no this depends if it's from a stranger nah if it's from like a long-term boyfriend

i'm assuming everything is with a real partner not like we don't know roxy i get this is all you get like two words it could be who think about it in this day and age what guy is writing you a romantic poem or love letter somebody on the bachelor for sure you know exactly my point exactly kelsey it's she's gonna say naked come on of course of course i like the idea of a love letter i like a love letter yeah yeah poem no a poem unless you're like a fantastic poet right listening to the poems that guys write on the bachelor i'm just like you guys are morons yeah and a rhyming poem is even worse okay a letter i could take a haiku oh my god short and sweet okay uh what about dirty talk during sex naked you're already naked so who was the debate

you're already naked more naked i think naked but like not um extensive it's naked like you can't have like a dirty conversation it just needs to be a couple things like a right a catchphrase like yeah don't make it a monologue babe just like you're so hot i want to have you over here and then but then i'm going no stop no it's enough i feel like some guys like that and then it's like they want you to say something back to them and then it's like a conversation and then you don't know what to do and you feel like yeah this has not happened to me but then feel how awkward they feel if they say something like really nasty or whatever and then you just sit there looking at just like yeah so then imagine what's going through his head like uh he's like should have

wrote the love poem okay what about baby talk no baby no baby no i think there's some deep-seated issues with that i can't handle that so wait guys it's naked or not play the game okay what about a shaved chest naked i like a trimmed chest like you don't want any hair at all you like a wax a baby seal i don't i don't i don't want hair or no anywhere what about down there i don't i prefer not nothing wow clean like a swimmer like a michael phelps interesting at least they can be nice and fluid you know what Roxy, I agree with you. I don't like hair either.

It's not... I don't want your back hair. I like a scruncher on your face. Oh, God, back hair. Oh, back hair. Yeah, back hair. Nothing worse. I just can't.

Wait, what was the question? A shaved chest. Shaved chest. I like hair. I think men should have hair. I do, too. On their chest. But, like, not where you can see, like, an actual curl.

Yeah. Where it's, like, short trim. Not like in the 70s where it would, like, pop out of their, like, button-up shirts. Yeah. That's all I'm thinking is, like, taco meat is, like, just really bad. I feel like most men don't have that much hair. Have you guys ever seen, though, the, like, lower back hair? That's the grossest hair on a man.

Or, like, butt hair. Oh, God. When it's coming up, like, sprouting. Or on the feet. Ugh. Okay. I don't want to do that hair. I'm done.

Okay. Last one. Naked or nah? Sleeve tattoo. Naked. Naked. Sleeve? Like, an arm tattoo?

Yeah. I don't really like tattoos, so nah. Nah. Nah or nah? Nah or nah? Nah or nah? Nah or nah? I like a tattoo, but I don't know about a sleeve.

It drives me crazy about where it, like, cuts off exactly like a sleeve. If you can cover it up with a suit or not. I don't like that part. Like, if it just blended into, it could be okay. So you want a whole arm, hand, fingertip tattoo? It depends who it is. David Beckham? Yes.

David Beckham could have, like, a penis coming out of his arm and I'd say yes. You're like, oh, I guess David Beckham would be okay. I mean, he's okay. He's fine. He'll pass. He gets a naked, maybe. He gets a naked. okay speaking of naked um we're gonna help some of our lady gang members figure out their lives

because clearly we have it together in one second hashtag ask the lady gang all right guys before we start ask the lady gang if you want to get 20 off of jack fanik.com use our code lady gang and get a too lazy to be crazy flannel because we can all match and be twinsies that was baby talk i don't want your baby talk no man okay so for this part of our podcast you're gonna help give our listeners some advice because i mean you've got some good opinions you can do the naked or i say like right now i am not held liable if you take my advice you cannot come back and sue me for bad advice if there were lawsuits they would have already delivered I think we give the worst advice

in the entire world. On that note, our first question comes from Katie and she says, hi Lady Gang, long time listener, first time question submitter. I'm at an age where everyone is getting married. I live in Chicago and live comfortably but not glamorously for someone in their late 20s. What do you think is an

appropriate monetary amount to give for a close friend's wedding? There's a hard question. I don't really know. I never know. You don't want to be the cheap friend i think a hundred dollars is like a uh the benchmark yeah that's what i would think too when you're single person yeah well depending on like how close the couple is to you too like if they're really good friends and you're in the bridal party then i think a

hundred dollars as a single girl um if they're not like great friends maybe go on the registry and get like a 75 gift but i think under 50 for a wedding is bad yeah yeah because they're spending like usually around a hundred to two hundred dollars for you to be there i always like going on the registry and buying two of the least expensive gifts yes or a whole bunch of the small smaller gifts you know so that way it looks like you bought a whole bunch it's really hard though weddings i have four weddings in the next couple months you always have a wedding to go to i'm people i have so many friends roxy i'm a great wedding guest i always get up everyone to celebration on the dance floor right off the top but i it's just hard because

that doesn't surprise me at all sometimes when you're traveling like if you're going to santa barbara and then it's like the car and then the hotel it's like you're 1500 in the bag just to go to a wedding like i could have stayed home and watched netflix i love you but anyway but you just don't want to be known as that person who skimped on a gift so but at the end of the day who really knows that you skimped on the people opening presents like i was there when my sister was opening presents and if she got like a $30 gift from a friend she'd be like wait are they opening these gifts at the wedding

no but like they get sent to your house sporadically throughout the whole thing and it's like if she opens up like you know one grill master like spatula she's like okay well that's kind of crummy but I buy

two or three things though I think that you nailed it on the head though at least $100 if they're good friends if they're not Up to $50. Nothing less than $50, though. Yeah. You can scrounge it up, you know.

Happy wedding season, everyone. Oh, God. Can't wait to give you your spatula at your wedding, Becca. I'm not doing gifts. So you're in luck. There you go. Get her a spatula anyways. You know what?

Actually, I will say I didn't register at our wedding. Did people give us gifts? Probably not. They must have. Oh, people did send stuff. My friend Jess sent me a whole bunch of pots, and I still use them. Thanks, Jess. All right.

okay our next question comes from cara on email and she says dear lady gang what is the standard amount that you will pay for a tip at a restaurant my friend wanted to tip a subpar waitress 15 pre-tax and i thought it was incredibly rude i never know that people would tip pre-tax and i personally have never tipped under 18 after tax am i paying too much damn question picker really pick some technical ones this time these are things we need to know lady gang i like these yeah okay i hate tipping first of all double the tax and round it up usually me too i always yeah i always do 20 uh i don't do it i think post tag i do 20 of the bill right yeah 20 i mean that's yeah i mean i'm just gonna say this like people who skimp on tips unless you're a waiter or like

your server was a real dick you never know what they're dealing with if it's really busy if someone called in sick and they have more tables than usual like give cut them some slack and like what's the difference of a couple dollars like it's just so infuriating when you go to a restaurant with a friend and you split the check and then you see what they tip and if it's under 20 it's like why you couldn't just do an extra like three bucks right yeah you just want to be that person yeah and it's like like you said it's like you don't know what's going on it might not be them it might be somebody the cooks or somebody like a different customer like you don't know so i mean given the benefit of doubt waiting is really really hard they're the person on the

front line have all of you been waitresses never never yeah i've been a waitress and you better tip it is the worst because you know most people that are in that profession are not making a salary they pay them like four dollars an hour and then all you make is the tip so you're like busting your ass at the end of that you're like i got 80 bucks it was easier to be a go-go dancer That's all I'm going to say. Amen. Amen. Okay, so tip well, Lady Gang.

Tip 20%, guys. Lady Gang, keep it real. And it comes back around. I believe in that. It does. And if somebody has a really awesome server, maybe give them a little extra. But don't ever go down. Make it rain, guys.

Right. Damn it. Okay. Our last question comes from Allison on email. And she says, my boyfriend and I have been seeing each other for over three months now. He says things all the time, like he sees the future with me, he's obsessed with me, and he thinks I'm perfect. He tells me he sees the future with me in ways that he hasn't seen with anybody before.

I've known from the beginning that I had strong feelings for him and felt like he was different. But the other day, I finally admitted to myself that I think I'm in love with him. Not that I think that she is in love with him. Sorry, I was reading that wrong. No, part of me is busting at the seams to tell him, but I'm afraid. Will that make him feel like less of a man? I'm 99% sure he feels the same way, but I'm afraid to do it. What do you ladies think?

Wait. Wait. Yeah. Let him say it first. Don't be the one to say it. He'll say it eventually if he's saying all these other things. Right. I think he'll come back around.

And then you don't want to be that girl that says it and then he says thanks and then it's awkward. Don't be like having sex, look into his eyes and say I love you for the first time, okay? Don't be that girl. And then he turns it into dirty talk. He's like, yeah, I love you too, baby. Roxy? No, seriously. Don't.

Don't not say anything. No, I always believe that the guy should say it first. I mean, no matter what. and i mean i guess as girls we're more emotional and of course we think like that and it's like maybe he feels the same way everything that she could feel it before them anyway yeah 100% and everything i'm not saying that what she's feeling isn't right and he may be getting there and if he's already acting you know just wait for it because it's gonna be so you're gonna cherish the moment more when he says it yeah and then there won't be that weird like oh my god is

he gonna say it back like he'll just say it and it'll be the most most exciting thing ever for you and he may be like gearing himself up to say it like so don't don't be a buzzkill and say it and ruin his whole, you know, moment. One time a guy told me he loved me and then I like didn't say I loved him for like six months more and he loved me so much. And then as soon as I said, I love you too,

he left you and went to shit. Really? Yeah. Oh my God. Guys like it when you don't really like them back. Oh yeah. That's why that Why Men Love Bitches book is so popular. I read that book.

That was my inspiration for that. Did it help you? My mom always tells me to read it. It's great. Yeah. And it's true. They want the catch. Yeah.

They want to catch. Yeah. So let him catch you, girl. Yes. let him catch you keep us updated so hot okay well Roxy

when can we see the show every Tuesday night she doesn't know Thursday night Thursday night I asked this question yesterday I was like wait

Thursday night Thursday nights on VH1 you can check out Roxy and all her fun in Bora Bora and all the penises and you don't see nakedness

all the half chubs oh wait it's Wednesday nights guys so you got Wrong twice. Okay. Wednesday nights on VH1, you can check out Roxy. But listen, it's going to come up on your Facebook feed anyway.

It's on demand. It's on demand. It's on demand. And if you really love Roxy, which you should, she's amazing, make sure to follow her on all her social medias, including her Instagram, at Roxy Diaz. Follow along on her adventures because she was having fun, and she's also excellent fashion inspiration for all you fashionistas out there.

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