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Episode Date: November 6, 2018

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Hey guys, it's your Lady Gang, Jack Vanek, Kelty Knight, and Becca Tobin. Thank you so much for subscribing on iTunes, and thanks for supporting the great sponsors who make it possible for us to have this much fun with you every single week for free. Well, what is this? Welcome to the Lady Gang. That's amazing. Say that again. The Lady Gang. Things are about to change around here.

Each week we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Hello and welcome to the Lady Gang. I am Becca Tobey here with Kelsey Knight and Jack Vanek. We are here doing our lady hang with Sorrel. And we are wearing our Sorrel boots. Here we are in our Sorrels. How freaking cute are these? We've been fans of the brand for a long time, long before they asked us to hang out with them. That's true because my winter boots are this brand and I wear them in Canada when it's cold. Yay! Me too.

I wear them in California just to pretend that I have some kind of a winter style. it's true um so we're really excited uh about bringing all of these really powerful wonderful women together and some men hi one man no there's actually more don't you see my dad recording on his phone back there jack's parents come to everything because they like to support their also their little powerful female entrepreneur um and we know great things happen when all these powerful people come together especially women sorry guys um and we have one very special lady that's coming out a little bit later we're going to talk about her career uh her life in the industry and how fashion has sort of helped her with her confidence so without further ado it's

time for good week yes it is bad week oh no bad week oh let's do that again that was depressing sabrina i see you there you should be leading this good week bad yeah and you look very cute by the way i'm into your purple um all right it's time for good week thank you you know what it is is this this is like a very intimate setting and i can see each one of your eyes and so you're like i don't want to be the one that's loud but like hello it is 4 30 on a thursday like let's rage girls everybody should have a drink it's five o'clock somewhere which is here crazy okay who's going first who wants to go first i'll go great all right my good week is i have a new word for the lady gang dictionary if you guys don't know about the lady gang dictionary we've created

this booklet of words just for the lady gang that are very relevant to our lives can you give your top three that we have so far okay pass the salt number one and the originator of the lady gang dictionary is dick sand and that's when your date should i be saying this okay they know that's when you've been dating a guy and maybe he's not the best but you really just like his body and you can't get out you're you can't say no and you get trapped in the dick sand yeah what's another good one a screw veneer you can use your imagination because we're supposed to be a little a little better behaved i know i already messed it up jack right off the bat went right to dixon okay what's your new one okay my new one pass the salt which i created which is when someone's

being salty like becca right now side eyeing me that i interrupted jack and it's like oh pass the salt very nice use of the word kelty and then kelty she usually doesn't use the words correctly and then there's roll the tape and that's when that's when someone says something and you're like hold the phone roll the tape let's re-look at this and see if they were being a see she messed it up that wasn't a great use of that wasn't how it goes it's not great okay anyways we did our best next time so my word came from one of our lady gangers through the facebook group when she was out having a little bit of a saturday fun day and the word is jacktivity and a jacktivity is a noun and it's a form of day drinking that starts first thing in the morning

in which the drinker only partakes in aperol spritz i will use this in a sentence susan just sent her tinder match a you up text at 1 p.m after a jacktivity filled morning oh a you up at 1 p.m that's what i do i've sent him earlier than one too that's really aggressive okay my bad week is who here is in a relationship raise your hands okay we've got a lot of them have any of you guys heard of the calculator plus app none i have one in the back i'm sorry in advance to everybody else so my bad week is i was out to dinner with a few friends there's a few couples some acquaintances that i didn't know that well and we're like talking about relationships and people are talking about you know getting married and getting cheated on and like the whole gamut of when it comes to being

in a relationship and somebody mentioned cheating and i was like oh my friend told me in a group text about this app called a calculator plus from the outside it looks like the calculator app you open it up you can like do math problems on it whatever is that what a calculator does i think so i don't know okay cool but if you put in this specific code it unlocks this whole box of secret pictures and videos and conversations and emails and it's where all of the cheaters keep all of their information that's incredible so i'm telling my friends about this at the table and the girl next to me who i don't know that well she goes to her boyfriend she goes let me see your phone did he have it takes his phone no has the calculator plus app it was like world war

three started in this restaurant she's screaming at him this it was bad yada yada yada they broke up and i'm really sorry whoa so uh make sure to check that your boyfriends don't have the calculator plus app because it is a doozy okay kelty would you like to go my bed week is these three chairs right here what are these for are these someone's chairs are those our showrunners that aren't here yet or no no they're just here would you like to sit here ladies come sit kiki come sit on your outfit yeah you guys on your shirt what is that oh my god you guys are so cute i have those jeans and i oh and look we need to make shirts with our faces on them like that okay oh god i feel so much better okay okay great so that was your bad week so my bad week

i don't like the volume of this mic i feel like i need to be louder no you hear me you definitely don't need to be oh never mind okay so as you all know i've recently had a lot of surgeries and have been going to lots of doctors because i busted my hand in a car accident in april and i just had another surgery and so i have been spending like monday wednesday fridays going to the same doctor's office like a hundred times and they just anyway you know how it is and so i'm already sort of like at a stressed out point in my life because we're filming the e-show plus we're podcasting plus we're like picking out a sorrel's to wear and there's kelty and kelty doesn't sleep i don't sleep and i'm already like stressed out and like i'm on edge everything has

put me on edge like i can be like oh my god there's cereal in the bowl i gotta eat it for breakfast and i'm like like i'm just like not my best human right now so i'm walking in um so i also decided at this time in my life i would go to the surgeon therapy and right across the street there's a psychology um doctor like a therapist so i'm like i gotta go to the therapist so i'm walking to therapy and i'm like you know what i'm so proud of myself like self-care sunday like i am gonna be so good about this accident and like becoming zen and i look up and i'm like walking the office and slowly this like old toyota corolla like beat up white is like driving right in front of me and i was like oh just like wait for this car to pass this pass me and then i'll

walk across the street and there's a driver and in the oh my god i'm scared thinking about it in the passenger seat is a freaking fake person made out of clothes with a giant halloween scary mask in the passenger car was moving with nobody in it no the car he's driving the car but like it's just a regular person i was like oh there's two people in the car and then i look up in the past your window and it's like and it's like a scary mask and i was like am i really seeing this is this real is this my mind am i finally losing it it was they're using it for the carpool lane i guess but it was like one of those like scary like you know it was like um the joker anyway you guys are not impressed but anyway it was bad for me because i'm already delicate um

okay moving on um my good week is how cute i look let me just show you from top to bottom And you thought you didn't have a good one. I got this sweater at Zara. It's still on sale. I got this slip dress a long time ago. And then I picked out these white boots. And I picked mine faster than Becca and Jack could pick hers out. So I got the best ones.

And I'm just looking cute in my boots. And I just love them. These are really cute. I was pretty pissed that she chose these first. I know. And they're waterproof. And, like, I'm just happy to be here right now. And you guys know that my level of fame is quite low.

And so I'm always happy when someone will send me something in the mail. and I got this dress and these booths sent to me in the mail because I'm on the A-list and you know I'm just excited to be here and I am really excited it's so cool because Sorrel reached out to us and they were like

hey do you want to do something together and we're usually like begging people to be our friends and we're like do you want to hang out with us and so the fact that they called us and they were like we want to do something with you it made me feel very popular and cool so round of applause to them the brands that usually want to do things with us are not cool

they're usually pretty lame there's one company that's a stretch pant oh yeah but it's a mom yoga pant but it has a hole a glory hole so if you want to get busy but the kids are around you can sneak into like the laundry room with your husband because god forbid you yeah pull the legging down yeah so we were like that's who wants to partner with the lady gang that's the best of them that wants to partner with so this is way better becca okay here's my good week i was getting a manicure today i was sitting next to a fine young gentleman um he was just you know i really appreciate when a man takes care of his feet so it was 10 30 in the morning because who has time to get their nails done other than an unemployed actress at 10 30 in the morning i do so he's sitting next to me

and he's he's friendly he's not skeevy at all and we're just having a good conversation we're talking about him how he gets his his feet done every week every week every week every week i was Like, that's way more than me. Is he into toe stuff? No, he seemed so normal. He probably is into toe stuff. Probably. I have pretty great feet, so that's probably why he was talking to me.

And so I go to check out, and he had paid for my nails. I didn't even have to put out. You know what I mean? It was a good day. It was just a nice conversation and a free mani-pedi. It was so nice. He's probably taking pictures of your feet when you're in love with him. It's fine.

Whatever. What I don't know won't hurt me, you know? Okay, here's my bad week. my bad week is going to trump that times a million so i had to go get like an ultrasound inside you know um because at this age to find out how many eggs you have up there they do the thing where they probe you and they see on the camera so my ob-gyn does not have a an ultrasound machine in her office so she sent me to this other place and i go and um i have this adorable really like sweet shy technician um and she does this every day so i don't feel weird so she's like lubing

up the thing and sticking it in just a regular thursday regular thursday and uh i god being a girl is hard i'm just chatting just chatting with her chatting it up and it's in it's happening for a while because she's taking pictures and measuring all the things happening in there the ovaries we're just chatting and really hitting it off how many ovaries do you have you have two two ovaries i think and um i sneezed oh wait did the thing come out guess what else i did i tooted sneeze and a toot a simultaneous expression a snoot a snoot i would have thought that you'd push the probe out no actually my vagina it actually clenched it in like it was like the venus fly trap and then the toot came out and then i was just i was just stuck and then

she's like pretends it doesn't happen it's so awkward and then she's trying to move the probe around still she's her job's not done and i'm so tense that she can't actually remove it and i'm like i'm really sorry i'm so sorry she's like honestly it's fine worse things have happened in here i'm like how much worse could this get so i can never go in there ever again so i will never know how my ovaries look i'm not even calling to find out the results of this situation so yeah that's it what's coming up that's so much better than when i went in and they did the blood test and they're like you have no eggs you're too old bleak i'm 30s i should be fine i don't know at what point in 30s i am oh they just drop completely they just drop you go from being

like great great great yeah she's like are you thinking about having babies because you missed out it's over you're dry it was just like this gone it's like how your wrist broke all right um well coming up we have a very special guest but first we're gonna kind of go out of order today so we're gonna do ask the lady gang which p.s i wrote is ask the vampire because it's obviously 2015 years and we still cannot get our name right it's jack's section ask the lady gang here i go all right well she's able to read this through live i don't have my glasses on so i'm sure i mean every time sorry guys okay here we go first question comes from jade z don't give us your real name people this is going to be embarrassing jade z says recently

i recently failed an extremely hard professional exam after a second try i hate giving up so i signed up again and decided to give it another shot i started studying lately but every time i open my books my mind just wanders into this deep dark side where i feel i cannot get over my failure me too jade yeah same girl i keep thinking what my life would be would have been like if i had passed why am i such a failure constantly questioning my questioning myself if i really can do this and i would start crying yeah i'm weak af this vicious cycle has got me so depressed lately and i just can't focus on studying my exam what should i do anyone relate the fear of failure no one's failed in this room i doubt it you're all a bunch of liars winners oh okay well we gotta go

the wrong crowd i say that failures are the stops on the way to success failures make you who you are mere message from kelty all the times i failed and i was like why me why am i failing and then it makes you strong it makes you impenetrable i don't think that's the right use that word impenetrable it makes you like you have a coat of armor it makes you have thick skin and also my rule is because i screw up every single day of my life is make better mistakes tomorrow is that a good mirror message make better mistakes tomorrow because you can't harp on the mistakes you've already made but you made that mistake you learned from it so you're gonna make better mistakes tomorrow that was a great answer just call me i'm exhausted listening

to that answer i am too i'm really tired um i feel like this is a good time for you to say uh um man's rejection is god's protection it's true man's rejection is god's protection that's becca's go-to line it's true i mean if i could count how many times i've heard no i mean in all my life i had to start the lady gang because i kept hearing no so listen none of us would have been able to start it turned out all right really successful yeah i mean i honestly am so glad i didn't get all those terrible tv shows that made it half a season and got canceled you know what i mean it's it's uh now we are executive producers of our own tv shows and no one can fire me can't be fired can't be fired can't be fired yeah no here's the thing you're gonna get rejection and

you're gonna feel things every day everybody's going to so it it's just a good practice for life and how you deal with it and how you proceed and learn from your mistakes but not everyone's going to fail jack none of these people except two people on the back apparently except for our audience nobody's failed in here but the rest of the world people are listening at home in their cars and they failed so that's okay okay next question next question our next question is from a celebrity michelle obama michelle obama's writing into the lady gang she really wants to come on we've been too busy for her but you know we were like we'll get back to you shell shelly michelle can't respond right now call you tomorrow michelle obama bombs okay kelty okay

michelle obama says i recently got engaged and i'm getting married next year i'm struggling with what to do about my name it's expected that women take their husband's name but i'm not a fan of that tradition my fiance has a great name so that's not my hesitation i simply just don't want to change mine it's not the logistics that bother me it's the principle it's almost like changing my identity i don't judge others for changing their names but i also think every person should consider why they're changing it all my married friends have changed their names some struggled and for others it was an easy decision i just haven't found a good enough reason becca and kelty both took your husband's names did you always plan on that or was it a struggle wait did you take your

husband's name you took a leeway or did you well because are you still becca tobin wait do we need to change the graphics for the tv show no i for our first anniversary i married someone who really it meant a lot to him for me to do that um but so i for our first anniversary i presented him with my new social security card have i changed anything after that no have i ever referred to myself as becca martin no um so it was like a compromise so i felt like if it wasn't important to him i totally understand i i very much felt this way as well like i've worked my ass off for 30 years as becca tobin and i don't want i understand i don't really want that person to disappear um and so i just keep it professionally i'll never not be you know and all yeah it's like

you've gone your whole professional career with that name yeah so that would be a hard change yeah and for me i mean i had such an embarrassing 20s as kelty colleen which is my middle name because i had a first failed marriage that i was like chris knight i am so excited to be kelty knight kelty knight is like dreamy and powerful and a boss bitch and like kelty knight will mess you up she'll take your name she'll take your money she'll sign the contract you know what i mean i for the whole like year before i got married i was like i just can't wait to be kelty night is a sick name no it's so sick what if you have like a she got married for all the right reasons that's what okay but i'm gonna say this as a single person with no promise of marriage

whatsoever i'm not changing my name unless it's a dope last name or unless it's like a rockefeller or something that i or like a kennedy that i am super stoked on and is going to elevate my career wow i can't believe you're still single i can't believe it wow just i swear it's my choice i i think that you can still be yourself and be empowered even if you take your husband's name um and you but you don't have to what do you guys think everyone raise your hand if you're taking the name who's taking the name four of you wow holy cow this is not oh my god oh okay wait hold on oh you didn't vote on time you can't be a late vote let's okay everyone get your arms out are your arms ready to go do you feel warmed up okay are you taking a man's name when you or

your lady raise your hand if you're taking a man's name oh so okay hands down raise your hand if you're not taking the man's name it's half and half all right i like that yeah so there's no right answer here it's like what however you feel is is fine unless your last name is going to be kelty knight because then you should definitely take it because she's awesome do you girl do you do you girl do you final question final question before a real celebrity comes out yeah sorry guys hold on to your hat comes from uh are we all supposed to be wonder woman is her name that's that's her name i said that that's her name if you would listen i mean you kind of blurped it okay are we supposed to be wonder woman says i'm 31 married with no children and a graphic designer

i recently feel this enormous amount of pressure to be everything to everyone to be the coolest most creative funnest hardworking beautiful fit be able to get pregnant in a snap smartest and the list goes on and on how do you three amazing women thank you deal with the pressure to be everything to everyone what if i'm just supposed to be average also being 30s am i supposed to know who i am more because i feel just as lost as i did when i was in my 20s jack are we not going to act out the beginning of this question it's a scene from lady bird who do you want to play becca i would like to play lady bird okay i'll play marion mcpherson and now a scene from the movie ladybird brought to you by the lady gang i want you to be the very vet oh my god i screwed

it up this is why i didn't i skipped past that don't skip it this is so important a scene from ladybird by the lady gang oh my god i want you to be the very best version of yourself you can be what if this is the best version and scene and scene that's it that's it i have a lot to say about this number one no one has their shit together no one's the coolest smartest fittest getting pregnant by sitting on a penis like right away nobody has it all god is fair okay we all have our struggles but nobody shows it on social media which is a damn shame so this like weird obsession with being perfect at everything is so boring like it's just so lame and there you should be striving to be interesting not perfect and perfect is not interesting it also doesn't exist

so i also think that there's something important about we're in this age of women who are being like you have to do it all and you have to be the boss and you have to do like if you have a corner office with 18 assistants and like you've made it and people are working for you well like i don't want to work that hard ever never i don't i don't so i don't need someone getting me my latte because i plan on waking up at 11 and i'll get it myself like it's like okay to not want to be that person like kelty she's that person she wakes up she's like ready to go she wants 85 people working for her we're here doing it she's freaking out right now because she can't talk because she she wants to talk so bad please notice the grip on my left hand there was like i didn't make that

up she's so stressed but there was a moment i had an aha moment as oprah would say when we became executive producers of this tv show where you start wearing a million different hats and i just realized like you know what i don't want to wear all these hats so i gave them all to kelty and she's so excited that's the best part of having kelty yeah it was so freeing to just admit that i didn't want all these responsibilities like i just want to i want to do what i want to do and i want to spend as much time like it's just it's okay i don't want to do that but i think your happiness is your power you know what i mean like your your resume doesn't have to equal power your happiness and your quality of life can equal power like they i have friends that are up in canada

that are like my power is that i'm a mother of four and i wanted to be a mom since the time i was nine years old and like i have this beautiful family like you know you just have to lean into whatever makes you feel like you know powerful yeah we're all driven by different things and we all measure success differently like you said it's like some people think success is winning an emmy other people think success might be having a stable family like there people find happiness in many different ways and we all are comparing ourselves to everybody as women so much as it is and with social media it's like you know you're comparing your hustle to somebody else's highlight reel and that's it's so hard because we all do want to be perfect and we all do want to do

all these things and be everything to everybody why are you looking at me like that i have the worst news what i just reached down into this cushion and there's crumbs jesus you were like having sex eyes with me it was like really weird she's fondling the cushion like is what i'm saying that poignant that she like wants to make out with me or no i was focusing on the crumbs and also when you said the hustle and the highlight reel because that speaks to me no it's it is true and it's like you need to just have your blinders on focus on what makes you happy and then like filter out all the bullshit because it doesn't matter it's just noise i've also noticed that people are doing things now for the sake of the gram like going to certain events or going to a festival or

going to like like a hollywood like getting dressed up and going to a hollywood party just because you were invited like is that even what you want to be doing sorry guys i'm sorry where the am i no um like you just like ask yourself because i have friends who and i've had moments of being like oh i guess it's gonna look better if i go to this thing but like ask yourself do i really want to go to this thing do i really want to spend the limited time that i have on this planet with these people just so that i can have a cool photo on instagram like yeah well listen i used to like she does kelty does i used i had a huge problem when i was in my early 20s i had the worst social anxiety and it all stemmed from me doing things that i didn't want to do and being

with people that i didn't want to be with so it's like once i cut that out of my life and focused on what made me happy it was like the biggest weight lifted off of my shoulders what kelty what's happening kelty it's time i just checked my phone okay what's happening gotta keep on schedule okay we're back on schedule well i mean we never went off schedule we're officially continuing no one cares okay it's time to bring out our guest you're listening to the lady gang our guest today loves her dog so much she got not one but two tattoos of her ed sheeran deemed her perfect when he cast her to play his love interest in the you look perfect i was hoping you guys were joining with me on that part you look still no

perfect tonight okay well anyway music video ps um since this is going to air after our tv show debuts october 28th i hope you all enjoyed seeing ed on the premiere episode of lady gang tv she got her start in hollywood acting with jack's celebrity crush cole sprouse on the SuiteLight on deck, but went on to work with crazy A-listers like Robert De Niro, No Big Deal, Zac Efron, Laura Dern, Zoe Kravitz, and Bryan Cranston. Glamour magazine called her Hollywood's

next big thing, and Variety included her in their It list. She shares being a Teen Choice nominated actress with our Becca Tobin, and has a brand new movie on Netflix called Set It Up, where she plays an assistant to a very intense boss, which I'm sure we can all relate to.

Mostly, though, of all those things, we invited her here today because she has the best eyebrows in hollywood please welcome to the lady gang zoe you look so cute the last time i saw you i think you had blonde hair did i maybe it changes so often should i just talk into the mic like this yes yeah i mean your boots are super cute thank you oh were you gonna wear those i was gonna wear those um okay we're so excited hello say hello everyone it's very intimate you know um so listen first of all i want to get right to the news okay tell me about your dog tattoos okay this is the most

important thing that we need to know about i have two like you said one is of my dog's face and one is of her name just in case i forget either of those two things but the i did make a mistake i regret i don't regret the tattoos but i regret the placement i have her face right here but i wanted to get it here and the tattoo artist was like well what if you got her butt on the other side so it was like she was coming through your leg and i was like well i can't have my dog's butt on my calf facing everyone all the time so i got her face there but now i can't look at her face so it's a real tragedy wait but did you get the butt or no not yet let's bring in the tattoo bring in the gun yeah no i gave my first tattoo recently have you guys ever done i did it with my own hand what

was it a heart was it good ballsy swear to you it was who did you do this on my boyfriend i mean wow that's that's a good boyfriend i know it was good too i feel really good about it was it on his face yeah how'd you know my kids are doing that these days i don't know i love a face tattoo you never regret those never um also let's talk about next important topic of lady gang can we talk about your eyebrows please what's your maintenance did you ever thinly pluck have you have you grown these back tell me about your life okay uh uh i okay i mean can we get a round of applause for her eyebrows like it's not pretty great fair yeah there's envy here i have envy as somebody who has actually three girls who have their eyebrows tattooed on you're very jealous yes

we all have a tattooed brow all of us yeah i just did mine two weeks ago i want to know about that i don't need it when i for my bat mitzvah i was like mom for my bat mitzvah present can i get my eyebrows waxed and she was like okay fine so i went yeah i grew up in la as you can tell um and i got them waxed and i broke out into this gorgeous rash on my whole face and i then had to wear an insane amount of makeup on my bat mitzvah and it was yeah i know did you have a bat mitzvah theme winter wonderland boom generic as ever when's your birthday november 10th oh wow It's fitting, though. I'm sorry.

She had a holiday wedding. You did? Yeah, and fun fact, Jack and I got told it was like a party where you're supposed to do a dress-up costume. We got told it was an apres-ski theme. I tricked them. Yeah, so we wore like bodysuits and fur boots and fur hats and like went full costume and then we showed up and everyone was in gowns.

Yeah, it was nice. I think she did it because she didn't want us to look better than her. It was fun. And I was like, I am in a micro onesie. This was planned. Merry Christmas. My onesie was from Tilly's. Achilles.

But yeah, so I've only done that. I excessively plucked waxed once and then I learned my lesson. God struck me down and I had a rash and then I've never. And now it's a unibrow. You want to come up close there? It's a full unibrow. Yeah, I do want to come up close. Well, it's not a unibrow, but you know what it is?

It's unibrow adjacent. If you let that go, it could take you to a place. I don't touch it. It's a unibrow. A hundred percent. I embrace it. It's beautiful. I'm so lucky.

I'm so jealous of you. I'm looking at you right now and I'm like, I have three eyebrow hairs. She really does. sad thank god for your person thank god for a tattoo yeah okay next painful no well it's fine it's worth it it's like i would par with your period for a good eyebrow you guys all have face tattoos we do we're like post malone what's that kid's name lil zane you guys are but post malone's the one that has like tattoos all over his face yeah but you're close you know what they say the eyebrows are the gateway to always tired that's right just here listen post

malone's a millionaire so i don't have a problem with it there you go it's a good idol to have okay so in your movie which is adorable set it up you have this these terrible bosses you and your co-star who's very hot um so i want to know from every lady here what is your terrible boss story and becca if you say one we all know you're talking about ryan murphy so maybe you should skip this he's gonna hear this no no it was definitely when i was shoe modeling and the asshole he used to throw throw he would throw boots at me it's all full circle oh my god you finally come full circle like throw shoes at me across the bellagio hotel room at the like mart in vegas he'd be like try this on like throw it to me and be like 12 hours on my feet for a hundred dollars that was

him jack i'm not gonna be a dick but i've never had a boss sorry wait what about when you worked at old navy yeah but i well i quit old navy because i took a vacation because she had a boss i don't want that i'm 17 years old i'm like this isn't gonna work for me i don't like answering to somebody else i'm gonna go on spring break and not tell anybody and then get fired after two weeks that was my only how the story changed she quit and then she got fired so i'm trying to make myself look better i had a boss throw a binder at my head i think that's illegal i mean today it's illegal no the my worst boss story is that um i was doing a photo shoot for work and it was like a big deal because it's like my first official like entertainment correspondent photo shoot and

like the wardrobe lady and i walked into his office with three power color dresses and we're like what dress do you want kelty to wear for the photo shoot abc and he goes what photo shoot i mean it was clearly planned like it was the next day he's like why would i need pictures of her was so mean and i was like did i and i was like did you guys lie is there not a photo shoot i thought i had my big fancy photo shoot tomorrow and he was just saying to mess with me because that's what people do in hollywood uh i have a great survival mechanism it's called having the worst memory ever i can't remember jack shit so it's how i am able to wake up in the morning and not murder so I love I don't yeah we're obsessed with you I don't have any stories

um but it's interesting because of because of this movie I have people like randomly coming up to me in the street telling me their worst nightmare stories like there's a real sense of camaraderie in everyone's independent hell that they want to share with me so I carry the burden i want everyone to tell me their worst truths because i i have heard a lot of them i've heard a lot of like i've blacked all of mine out so you need to fill them with new memories of everybody else's i mean also before we did the movie glenn powell and i went to different agencies like and interviewed a lot of the assistants and asked them anonymously for some is there a great story they were just incredible they made it into the like things like you know when their bosses were

when their bosses were souping was their worst time of the year like because their boss would be so malnutrition like they would be so mean because souping or juicing what's souping we're talking souping oh y'all don't soup should i we do now yeah i just started i don't know i'm not sure i don't do i mean i don't even know i have no idea what if souping like a drug it's not it's as bad as it sounds it's a broth oh it's not even fun no it's just like a souping isn't fun i don't think but also the assistants would have to carry that when they were souping would be hot and they'd have to carry that soup across the spaceship that is every agency you know those they look like they all look like spaceships to me walking like whoa there's

desks everywhere clearly i don't work in an office environment um and anyway yeah okay you guys go next anyways i'm gonna google souping after this i mean super more than you haven't told us sexual to me oh lord okay so listen okay i'm gonna cut these girls off um so lady gang our mission from the beginning of starting the podcast and now with the tv show has always made has always made no this is not a full english sentence has our goal has been to make women feel less alone if we share super embarrassing things about us then you're like oh my god i also farted with a probe inside of me exactly so my oh you missed that did you not hear the story i had an ultrasound i sneezed and farted at the same time yeah well the inside ultrasound everybody inside okay moving on

um and so i want every lady to share a story of when you felt alone and felt like you were failing at life i did not know this was the assignment i know what the hell okay trick me i can go because it was today because i haven't spoken in a week that this is the first time i've been allowed to speak with my mouth because i'm i was i was so mad at myself i somehow screwed my voice up i don't know how i maybe from screaming i don't know when i would have been doing that i'm always so calm um and i like had a vocal hemorrhage and then nodules and then i had the last week i've had i had like an ear infection and and i had laryngitis and a sinus infection and vocal cord nodules and i was so mad at myself and i felt so stupid

and then i literally felt alone because i was secluded to my bed for a week straight on vocal rest silent until now i get to be with so many people no wonder i want to talk so much so anyway the other day no um and i felt so i just i felt so alone and so stupid and i felt like i should have been i should have had the uh foresight to know that i shouldn't have treated myself that badly like clearly i had been going and going and going and working and not taking care of myself and i know better and i just felt really down and i'm and that's that is that an answer yeah That's a great answer. Also, steroids are crazy.

Steroids are crazy. I mean, I was put on the baby dose, and I feel crazy. Are you screaming at people again? You're back at it. No! You're going to punch a wall. For me, it was when I had a soda for breakfast this morning in my car. I was like, I'm also not taking care of myself.

What should I have for breakfast? A soda. Goodbye. But sometimes that is taking care of yourself, I feel like. Not in this case, though. Gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta. It's the opposite. Coulda had a cup of tea, coulda had an avocado toast,

chose to have a Pop-Tart and a soda. And listen to that sad song from A Star is Born on Reboot. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Hello, I'm on the outside. Anyway, okay. Mine was probably Jesus Christ, Kalti. um my one that i can think of off the top of my head because kelty does not tell us what we're

going to talk about is probably going please hold on if i told you would you even read it no no thank you uh mine would have been when i went through my last breakup because it was quite traumatic and i was trying to process a lot of things i felt very alone i felt very stupid i felt duped and i felt like i should have been smarter in the whole situation i had a lot of support from these two ladies and then also through our facebook group and a specific offshoot from the facebook group of people that have been in like emotionally abusive relationships that everybody was kind of telling their stories and putting the pieces together of their like failed relationships and trying to make sense of it so that kind of brought us down a little bit but

that's when i felt alone wah wah sorry this just seemed such a better segment when i was writing it down you said what where do you feel alone that's sad well i wanted that to feel less alone but are you guys depressed now should we go back to the sorry becca tell your stats god damn it well i was gonna say i i love being alone sometimes i get home from work and i'm like please god zach don't be here and he usually is so um yeah i love being alone i love waking up in the morning and not brushing my teeth till 1pm and drinking coffee, sometimes

I may even smoke some cigarettes. I like to pretend I'm Courtney Love in a music video. And it feels incredible. So, that's the last time I felt alone. Monday morning. That sounds pretty good.

Okay, Zoe, this is a little bit old, but you had this movie, The Year of Spectacular Men, which, P.S., is the greatest title of a movie i've ever heard of and you guys need to watch it because it's so cute and so you did the movie with your mom and your sister but your mom's character in the movie has the best line and like i might steal it if it's not trademarked to make a t-shirt for lady gang and her line is bitches need bitches oh yes drop the mic and so what is it like for you as a lady in hollywood to see your whole family be like strong ladies make their own projects work with

them like you know that's like a whole female force there thank you uh you know it was cool because i it gave us all an opportunity to have some semblance of control when you rarely do in this business and also we gave each other jobs that other people weren't looking at us in that in that way i had wanted to sort of start producing my sister wanted to write my mom wanted to direct so we all we all created this opportunity for each other with each other and it was super empowering and none of us killed each other which is awesome we all still speak that's a plus yeah it was you know also you know when you I don't know if you have ever worked with your family but there are the boundaries are so blurred so it can create conflict but I think

what came from it was something really special I mean the movie is really special but also our relationships grew and changed and now we sort of see each other it's it's like peers not just mother daughter sister you know anyway because bitches need bitches isn't that such a good line it's a good line can we steal it is it trademarked no it's a trademark who wrote it do you just write it yeah whatever take it okay and our work here is done we have new trademark could you just sign that sure um contract okay so uh we invited you here today because you are a fan of this brand you have toured around europe wearing sorrel boots so like tell me about your boot life and your cute fashions and how fashion has empowered you because

the last time i saw you you were at the variety women power breakfast something in like a cute tweed paisley something suit and you were looking extra fabulous so i know you like live through your fashion a little bit i love clothes i i think they it gives you an opportunity to present and represent what you want to be um and that's at least how i feel uh and to be able to have a night out in these and not heels is the greatest gift i know we're so cute and flat i love also yeah you mentioned ed earlier i wore sorrel's the whole we were shooting that music video in austria in the summer but it was a winter music video it's all very confusing and i wore sorrel's the entire time and i was very very comfy and happy um but yeah does that answer questions

that's amazing okay now it's time for a game are you guys ready for a game love it this game is called bootiful or bust and basically the reason yeah well p.s i named it something else and then genius over there side left becca tobin she thought of bootiful and i was like damn that is genius and then our manager ricky said like a genius emoji to us or what's it called a bit person it's a bit moji that was like genius and i was like well now we have to do that but so i want to give credit where credit is due and the reason that we're playing this game is because our beautiful sponsor tonight has made this party that is so sick and p.s you're all going home with boots um we're gonna talk more about that later but anyway they're not just boots they have sandals

heels wedges boots and sneakers everything you need from getting to point a to point b all day long and since we are wearing their cute boots we are going to play bootiful or bust okay here we go so basically the way we play these games it's a yes or no game if you like the topic if you like what we're talking about it's a bootiful and if you're like no thank you ma'am i'm not into this it's a bust okay okay you guys know this because we've been playing this for like three years okay here we go knee socks are back bootiful with what like what kind of a shoe with a boot with a boot or like a i don't know it's like this use your imagination but like higher if it were up to my knee with that boot bust okay um for me it is

It reminds me of my jazz solo in 1997 where all the dancers were wearing booty shorts and a knee sock with their jazz sneakers. This is exactly why mine was a bust. And so I'm going to say bust, but I also feel like if the Olsen sisters wear it, I shall pin it and copy. Bootiful.

No quest. Yes. Really? What are you wearing yours with? Everything. What? Don't let her judge you. She wears bike shorts and dad shoes.

Okay, whatever. Every day. is that going in the question because that's a beautiful that's not one next lady gaga is engaged yay she has a pink engagement ring barf is that an option no you don't like a pink i agree bust that's a big bust for me how much it's like four hundred thousand dollars or something yeah beautiful for the can i resell it for a house because then beautiful like do i get it you have to wear it the rest of your life that's what you get i love it it reminds me of j-lo

don't be fooled by the rocks that i got wait what was the video that she had the yellow engagement ring from ben right yeah whatever i love a colored stone i feel like i love it i'm there for you because you know that's not listen she's not gonna wear it forever she's gonna upgrade to something else are you saying beautiful oh fine i'm saying beautiful wow beautiful whatever touches that angel's body is a is a gift to all of us so yes to whatever is on that right and anything on her i feel like lady gaga's pinterest board of a possible engagement rings is like questionable because the last one was a heart shape which is like no it's it's all the same heart shape and pink it's like you're there is one yeah it's all the same girl calls

it her birthday month that is so he disagrees true is that can i get an amen no i have to disagree with you i have a real real strong inkling that she's very like she talks about making pasta all the time she likes her rep she's an italian girl from europe i have a real strong feeling that like every day she gets home and she gets in her like free city sweatpants and she just like she's a basic bitch oh she's so normal i really have yes she wears meat dresses but she's just like me and you no no don't put me in that category zoe okay i said bust she's a basic bitch that's like a billionaire that's just let me tell you every basic bitch would have that ring if they were that rich dude short story for all you inside hollywood toronto film festival she

arrived she's got the veil you know the picture the black veil so she arrives by herself and she walks to the center of the photogs and she reveals herself from the veil and we're like oh my god it's a veil that moves what and then like 20 minutes later she walks back to the start of the carpet revails walks down with bradley cooper turns to him and he like devails her like it's the wedding and i was like oh my god they're in love but they're not anyway i'm just saying she's not a normal person she is no she's basic she's so normal she double veiled so wrong double veiled wouldn't you double veil if you could i would that's what i'm saying she's just doing all the things that everybody else wishes they could do with money that's true okay next she not

prairie i would not do that with my money i just i mean i thank you prairie dresses are the new it dress kiki i would love for you to step up here and show everyone what you're wearing this is essentially what i'm talking about do a spin so it's like is she on the prairie is she shucking some hay or is she fashion can you shuck hay whatever it is shuck an oyster okay i'm just saying zoe you're first bootiful or bust bootiful you love it prairie chic is the best i love anything amish anything i swear it's my favorite i love my husband is like no thank you and i'm like wow full coverage i'm in beautiful i'm gonna say bust for my body type because it looks like i'm wearing a bag but beautiful for becca's body type i'm the pioneer of the prairie dress it is

a beautiful from me okay bike shorts are the new leggings oh looky looky sadly i'm not wearing mine today i should be they just didn't match these boots beautiful give that another barf that's not the game becca it's a bust for me i love it on everyone but my own camel toe bust i was gonna say bust it's camel toe central for everyone except jack actually she wears it proud becca's called me out many times yeah we've been in like very important meetings with very important people i did not realize those leggings were so tight that day i'm sorry and i'm like watching the person not listen to anything kelty's saying because of course kelty's doing the talking and it's i'm like where is he looking and i'm like oh you're welcome he

stayed for a long time jack's vagina is eating lunch and it's okay kelty also had a camel toe that day you both had a camel just me it's incredible anyways i don't know how you don't feel that like what whatever it's black like our souls black like our souls okay electric scooters you can pick them up anywhere scoot scoot around the boot scoot scoot what do you think that sounded like an ad why do you want to say the brand because they're not just a stroke you know these electric scooters i'm not saying the brand because they're not sponsoring this podcast you need to say that it's like a bird scooter whatever whoever would like to sponsor us more you're electrically scootering around what do you

think scoot scoot the booth bust bust wait you were born in the 90s you should be a bootiful on this one yikes no didn't you do the razor scooters when you're younger scooting around on one of those i don't know how to tell you i feel very bust about this i think it's a bust because um we rode scooters when we were filming lady gang television and it's way harder than you think okay those scooters were made for five-year-olds number one we're riding around on scooters yay tall they also were not electric so you went one mile an hour i'm just saying it was difficult to balance we also had to wear helmets um i'm gonna say bootiful i read them all around venice you would i'm a bust okay well you guys aren't last two last two and then

we have to go get everyone their boots heart-shaped glasses are the new itty-bitty glasses just makes me look like a potato with heart-shaped glasses on so now i mean anything that would replace the itty-bitty glasses it could literally be an itty-bitty heart glass no oh it's just like the it's a full-size glasses jack that's better than it's heart-shaped yeah i'm gonna say beautiful because anything to replace i think it's beautiful and kitschy and I like it. A little bit tacky, just like me. I say bust. You're too chic.

No, I just say bust. You're too chic. I like how you don't explain yourself. You're just, no, bust. She's like, I shall not give you my reasons. Okay, last one. Do you want to do a beauty or do you want to do a pop culture? Pop culture.

90 Day Fiance is back, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, we got a fist pump over here. date were you on it did you meet your fiance okay becca is that her next to you no i haven't i haven't seen it i haven't either but you know what it is i know what it is they get engaged and they have 90 days to get married and they have to choose and then some of them are like they get married and they're like how's it going they're like it's just okay have they met each other before no they meet but are they like internet lovers no there's like the preview for this season coming up is a girl who like went overseas on a vacation she got pregnant and lost her

virginity in the same night and she is now i guess figuring out if like it's gonna work with the guy it's not i'm sorry like is it but like i think that that's i can't watch shows that make me sad i love trashy tv but i've never seen it so i have it and it's a beautiful i guess it's a beautiful i believe in love i knew on the first date i was gonna marry chris knight take his last name no matter what kind of man you ignored him for like three times of seeing him whatever it's a beautiful zozo you all said beautiful so i'm gonna say beautiful have you ever seen it do you give into peer pressure would you have married your boyfriend after 90 days

i love that okay does anyone else have any comments no no great on that now let's get You got free boots. I know. You're like, can you wrap this up? I got boots. Okay. So first of all, that is the end of this podcast portion of this night. I hope you were thoroughly entertained.

Most importantly, we want to thank Sorel. Sorel. Thanks for sponsoring this night. We love you. Now, if you're listening worldwide, we are giving away five pairs of free Sorel killer boots for the wintertime on our Instagram. So follow us at the Lady Gang for more information about that giveaway. You all can also enter that contest.

But right now, we're going to go upstairs to the floor that is the second floor. And here's what's happening. Power lip and power boots. So Bite Cosmetics is here. They're going to help you pick out your cutest new... Everyone's looking at each other like, yeah, we got lipstick too. They're going to help you pick out your beautiful power lip color. Sabrina, I see you.

And then Sorrel's going to help you pick out a power boot to take all you power ladies for showing out into the new season of your life, the fall as we call it. So thank you for being here. And Zoe, thank you for being our special guest today. Thanks, girl. And I learned so much about you. Thank you, guys.

Thank you, Sorrel. Thank you, ladies. There's a pink heart-shaped diamond waiting for you on the second floor. And we will see you next Tuesday. Yay! join the lady gang every tuesday at itunes and at podcastone.com that's podcastone.com thanks for listening