LadyGang - Spencer Pratt Returns...Again!

Episode Date: July 16, 2019

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Hey guys, the following podcast is a Lady Gang Network and Podcast One production, which means it's going to be awesome. Well, what is this? Welcome to the Lady Gang. That's amazing. Say that again. The Lady Gang. Things are about to change around here.

Each week we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Hello, hello, hello. Welcome to the Lady Gang. I am Becca Tobin. You're with Jack Vanek and Kelty Knight. I am so stoked for this episode. O-M-G.

It's the return of our, probably one of our favorite guests ever. He's the person that's appeared the most times with Lady Gang now. He's my favorite. Period. Nobody's ever gone three times on our show? Nope. Wow. Wow.

World record. This is big. He also was our- Well, Darren technically, because he did the TV show and two podcasts. Yeah, but we tried to get Spencer on our TV show. MTV wouldn't let us. Nope. Rude.

That's bad blood. Circumvent and get him on the pod. Because now we got bad blood. Look what Katie did. Okay. All right. Well, this is good for my Good Week, Bad Week. So now it's time for.

Good Week. Yes, it is. Bad Week. Oh, no. All right. My Good Week is The Hills has returned. And boy, is it good. Honestly, it did not disappoint.

We're three episodes in. And I got to be honest. When I heard about this. Well, when this airs, we'll be four. Oh, four. Yeah. I heard about this returning. And I was like, it's going to be terrible.

Yeah. There's no way. There's no way. I don't care what Audrina is doing now. I don't care about Justin Bobby. You were wrong. I couldn't care more. I care so much about Justin Bobby and Audrina's love.

The rekindling. And Spencer and Stephanie. Spencer, honestly, we'll talk to him about it. But like, this would be no show without Spencer Pratt. No. Period. They probably wouldn't have done it without him. No, he definitely, I think, did it into existence.

I hope he's getting paid five times more than everyone else on that show. I hope he's a secret executive producer. Oh, that would be pretty tight. It would be so boring without Spencer. It would be so boring. They wouldn't have any. He's like the anchor for all of the drama. Yeah.

Like nobody has drama outside of him. But my bad week also has to do with the Hills. What? I know that she would never do it, but it feels like bullshit that Elsie's not on it. It does feel a little bullshitty. And I hope that she is kind of regretting it. Yeah. but their ratings are through the roof and she doesn't need it but again like she's gonna need

it you are not relevant until you're you know what i mean like the hand that feeds you yeah and like i agree it's like if if glee were to come back and i was a multi multi-millionaire by that point which god willing right but i still you would show up at least for one episode i would yes well give the people what they want i'd be like this is how i got my millions it's like Posh Spice on the Spice Girls tour, fine. You don't want to do the whole tour, whatever. You should have come out and sang one f***ing song at the O2 arena. Yeah.

Like, come on. But she doesn't sing. Whatever. She should have come in mimed one song. She should have danced badly. She should have posed for one song. But, like, the thing with Lauren Conrad is she was never really that important. She was kind of just like.

Yes, she was, Jack. But she didn't do anything. Yeah, but that doesn't matter. Neither does Whitney. Remember, the Brody, Lauren, I mean, ugh. I honestly forgot that she was one of those. If you went back and watched, you'd realize how she was the centerpiece of it. I want to forgive you.

She was the centerpiece. And I want to forget you. She was the centerpiece. Her dad, like, produced it because of her. No, I know. No, I know she was the centerpiece. She wasn't. No, she was.

But I feel like she was almost the Jerry Seinfeld where it's like everybody else is doing this crazy shit around you. Yeah, she's the straight dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. But still, she got into it. She got into the nitty gritty.

She just doesn't want the world to remember. that's true because i don't really remember see she's gone away for i needed her back and it pisses me off i understand why kristen's not because legally i'm sure she couldn't yeah contractually she's another show yeah but like god damn it lc stop taking yourself so seriously yeah um okay i'll see you at hide does that still exist yeah they were at it yes blast from the past okay who's next um bad week i got a uti and i got really sad why i got a uti and then i had like a moment i had an emo moment what's coming right now no i'm just letting you know what happened when you said the newsletter that's i want to explain the newsletter so

so i get this we're talking about the newsletter that says the subject line was healthy is sad So I was in a hurry and I couldn't think of anything else to put. And I, you know, we have these newsletters. You can sign up for them. And we write letters and, like, just kind of keep you updated on what's going on with us or whatever. At least I know it's really you writing it. I just thought of that. It's really me.

Yeah, no one else could write that. Yeah. And I wrote basically a letter just being like, you know, like, it's just hard. But no matter what anyone tells us, like, you know, we have each other and we're going to be fine. and everything's good do you know what i mean um and so essentially i wrote an email newsletter and then everyone was like oh my god is the lady gang ending i was like no i just got a uti and i'm feeling a little under the weather it was like show business is hard it is hard let me read it here's the thing kelsey you show business is hard you can't be like vague over sherry but then

not really sure i was too vague i should have been like you should have been like hey i have a uti and i'm bummed let me read this okay okay kelty is sad subject hello it's kelty i feel weird show business is hard sometimes everywhere i go people are like omg congrats on killing it and inside i feel like who me it's a brain because i've worked so hard for all of this that it doesn't even seem real i just wanted to stop before i tell you all our news and just say thanks this is always going to be big wigs and haters running around telling all of us who we are what we should do why we suck and it's the most comforting thing in the world to know that at the end of the day it all comes down to us honestly it doesn't even sound that bad you're kidding me

it doesn't matter if people like us like us or hate us we all have each other it doesn't matter if someone at work says something kind of mean to me because i can just come online or look through my dms and all of a sudden i have a bunch of best friends oh my god i love that zero i hope you feel it too okay so now for the news okay honestly first of all upon second reading it's fine i think it's worse i think the second reading is worse my sister called me immediately she goes first of all is kelty okay and i was like yeah she goes did lady gang get canceled and i was like no like what the what why she goes it was really cryptic and then there was no punchline yeah that is that's i needed the punch you can't be cryptic like that when you're doing stuff for

our business that's like a cry for help it was my vagina was on fire and i just had a little bit of a fever there's literally no correlation to me between your vagina and that newsletter no absolutely not a bad time this is just in your bullet journal this is why guys this is why just So you guys know that most of the time, if Kelsey does something before consulting with us or write something, we get into a pickle like this. Yes. Always. Yeah.

Almost every time. Yeah. And then sometimes she doesn't tell us about it. And then we're like, what did you just do? Like when she went on the Facebook group and promised people certain things that we couldn't deliver because people were upset about things that we actually had nothing to do with. Stuff like that. That's really a bummer.

You know, when you feel like you have to vent your innermost, like, sadness and anger. This is when I should have real friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Real friends are good for that. That's when you text somebody. Okay. This is the queen of the original online journal, though. Yeah.

Online diary. That's why people were like, I used to read her blog back in the day. I'm happy she's doing better now. You're like, someone said that. No, you're joking. Okay. Good week. Oh, my God.

So, we launched Lady Gang Network in January. Uh-huh. and um i am just like gonna say i'm pat us on the back like patting we're crushing it i'm so excited about the shows that we've made and we just recently launched the ladies like us show and just to see all the love and i just think it's so cool to be a boss and be like giving other people opportunities like it's cool to be like hey you want to do this thing and you kind of didn't know how to do it and we helped you do it and now you're being successful like that's dreamy It's kind of crazy that we actually sort of kind of know what we're doing.

And people are sort of kind of coming to us for advice. My goal in all this is usually to learn the least and try the least. But by osmosis, I actually know a lot now. You know a lot. It bums me out. But there are certain things I still refuse to do, like learn how to use the equipment. Back when we were recording earlier, she's like, I don't know how to check the sound. I'm like, it's literally.

I don't want to learn. She didn't even want to learn. I just know that the top one's a mic and the bottom one's the talky thing. That's got to be the personality, you know? Yeah. Someone's got to be the Beyonce. My good week. I did it again.

My good week is Hills related as well. Yes. And when we're watching the Hills and I was looking at Justin Bobby and like how good his hair looks, I remembered a little memory from when I was 21 years old. Okay. And I went to Ledoux, which was one of the hot clubs back in the day. Gross. I met Justin Bobby.

He ended up coming home with my group of friends by getting in the trunk of whoever's car that was driving gets in the trunk by himself then comes over to our house goes into anna my best friend's room who was sleeping steals her acoustic guitar and plays hot cross buns for us all night long okay let me tell you something that's the hottest justin bobby story i could have told you all of it ago but hot cross no i i he is the douchebag that makes you listen to his jam session oh oh yeah no he was jamming all night long all i remember is hot cross bun you guys but how bad he sorry i hate listening to somebody playing music so much unless i am paying to see you play guitar i don't want to hear you play guitar i'll pay you to stop yeah justin bobby is hot but that

scene i guess it'll be like the two weeks ago when they all went to his concert and then he played a little and i was like you're fucking terrible he's really bad like you're you look like a rock star but like you're the jack vanek of rock stardom this is like you're every i mean well like you were like i just want to be on tour and i want to like be everything but the music he's a poser yeah he's a poser yeah no his music is horrible it's horrible i was shocked this is why this is why when people are so hot and also so talented it's crazy yeah it doesn't it doesn't happen, Shawn Mendes. It's hard to be both. No, you either buy your face and make it more beautiful if you're

already really talented, or you just are kind of mediocre and beautiful. And then you just, yeah. There's no in-between. Uh-uh. Justin's the latter. Yeah. But he is really, he's, we were talking about it earlier, Justin Bobby has aged very well. He looks great. He's still really hot. Sexy.

They all kind of look really good. But, like, you know he's gonna fuck you over. Oh, no. He is such a tool. Idiot. I also was saying earlier, I'm like, I like, I still get this, like, reaction in me to that kind of guy to that kind of guy where i'm like i could change you to love you so bad and i i want to save you justin bobby i please don't run away from me please let me cry and i just like die over you i got that out of my system up like 19 no i haven't

i'm like wait a flannel shirt like justin bobby's going out looking like in his ripped up clothes like he's tommy lee or something and i was like the fashion is like so off and then i'm like but It's so hot. Ooh, dirtiness. He's attractive. You definitely want to have sex with him. You haven't showered in a week. He's attractive for sure.

I bet he still smells good. Of course he smells good. He's like lathered in lilabo. Yeah, he definitely smells musky. I haven't showered in more than 9,000 years. Let's ask Spencer how Justin Bobby smells. Yeah, let's ask him. Yeah, that's the burning question.

Bobby rock. Okay. Is that it? Did you say what you're... Did I have another one? Oh, my bad week? Yeah, the other half. I was just really thinking about Justin Bobby a bunch.

My bad week is I'm on my period right now, and it is now the third time in my life that I have bawled my eyes out while listening to Rascal Flatts rewind in my car while stuffing my face with McDonald's french fries. It happens maybe every two years. Okay. Oh, my God. And I have this, like... Talk about emo.

Maybe you should have written a newsletter. See, the difference is I keep these emotions inside me. Thank you for that. What triggered the tears? well it's Rewind by Rascal Flatts is like one of my favorite romantic songs I think it is a beautiful beautiful song about a

man just loving a woman and wanting to like keep this special night going on forever and I just I get emotional like every time the last time I listened to it and cried I was with my psychotic ex-boyfriend and it was because I was being emotionally manipulated

oh my god and I was terrified and then now I'm like it's you know you identify it with it even like in a good way or a bad way mcdonald's is also my like go through sadness fast food oh my god just like a large fry and like so salty and then like maybe an ice cream too yep absolutely listen to rascal flats next time i just don't hit those points guys mine's literally only on my period too stable all right when we got the most unstable of them all no the most stable now back to the lady gang it's a big day here at lady gang headquarters everybody he's wearing not one not two but three crystals and a gucci shirt honey

our guest today is the lady gang's best friend his crystals take us to places we've never been and besides being the best best ever ever he's now back on tv stirring up drama on the hills new beginnings his child wears better clothes than i do please welcome back to the freaking lady gang the hummingbird master himself pratt daddy ceo spencer pratt yes i need that as my voicemail your intros are the best part of my life spencer the hills 2.0 i'm gonna say it better than there it's better than it's so good and we were terrified it was gonna blow it's because of this guy alex baskin and this woman lauren weber yeah who are the eps or whatever they're there Well, they do Beverly Hills Housewives.

They do – like, they know how to – It's a salivating shit right there. And I'll be honest, and I'll get in trouble for this. Can't wait. There's even a – We're only at one minute and 13 seconds of you so far. You're getting in trouble. Every time my phone rings, I feel like I'm back in high school getting called into the principal.

I told my manager, just stop calling me. I know it's never good. It's even better. they're like toning it down because they want it to be like I think they want people to be likable which I don't want to watch anyone likable you're like hello I'm not likable

so they're I personally think the network is protecting a lot of the cast so is there more drama than they're even talking about we were watching it yesterday and we're like you know what this doesn't feel scripted because like the Hills

felt scripted this is like there's so much shit that's going on between you guys dirty oh no there's a lot of history i i deleted them all because i would have read them on the podcast today but like i have cast members texting me like off the show like so affected by like tweets and things i say in part i'm like oh my god when when when when when like you know what show you signed up for you've done this before they don't they all think they're it's because of instagram instagram ruined like people are so used to controlling their narratives and the edit and it's like i'm not protecting any of you i hate you all also i'm sorry you if it were not for you we would never watch this show yeah you're doing

them a favor they all hate me so well you're keeping their show rated nobody would even can watch it if you weren't they all hate you but yet they're all so excited to be back on tv yeah ready for this they're not these people are lunatics they think that they're like so like special and that we should be filming them they're like i'm not doing my testimonials today i feel these producers i swear i would have already fired like you would have fired oh everyone would be fired because like like the diva factor you think we're on season 25 and this was the big bang right and everyone's getting a million dollars like i'm like it's kind of true people are it's like nobody knows who the f**k you guys are it's because people

People now have Instagram followings, so they think that means something. I want to be like, do you know who Emma Chamberlain is? She's 18 with 8 million followers. She's coming for you, Whitney Port. Who are you? Go sell Benadine or whatever. I know this is crazy, but I actually think that, yes, there is conflict on the show. But I, so far, now we're filming this on Thursday, and it's going to come out Tuesday.

So there will be another episode that we won't be able to talk about. But I think that so far, no one comes across, like, so bad. Like, there hasn't been anything. That's the problem. I agree. It's going to get boring. I think they're easing into it so you're not like, eh. But I love watching, eh.

I do, too. Yeah. So that's where. Well, that's what he's saying. They're, like, kind of protecting people. So there's probably all this shit that's happened, but they're just, like, picking and choosing what to show. Right. Okay.

So, you know, and obviously they're a network and I'm not. Right. I'm so thankful to be on a network. Sure, sure, of course. But. Love that tone. It is just like, these real people, if we get more of them, we will have scary ratings. But I think they're worried that people aren't like me and people want to love who they're

watching, but I want to like, be like, oh my God. I love hate watching. Yeah. I thought that's what reality TV is. That's what I'd be like, are you reinventing your image? I'm like, no. What are you talking about? What are you talking about?

But actually, you are because you had the crystal healing. And, I mean, listen. But he's still Spencer. No, Spencer, you're still a shit disturber. But I want to know something because we get so much lady gang. Girls are asking, like, what do I do about this friend? Like, we used to be so close, and now we're not anymore. And I was like, don't be a fucking righteous friend.

Like, things change. But you are being a righteous friend. Well, I'm LC. Like, I took over for LC. You kind of are LC. Anyone that, like, looks at my storyline, I'm like, oh, I'm going to be the new L.C. You are because everybody's, like, connected through you. You're gone.

I'm like, oh, you're not my friend anymore because you're in a new relationship. Right. There's a lot more to this story. This story. Okay. The angle that is logical for the television. You want to share? Versus.

No, because when I talked to Brody, I interviewed him for E.T. And he was like, Spencer and I are not speaking. And he was, like, real about it. And that was months ago. And then speaking, here's the, like, it doesn't make sense since 2007. Right. So, no shit. We're like, and all the things that I really am saying are why we have a real problem break fourth wall.

Right. So, you know, it's like. Yeah. So, there's the issue. And it's like, I respect that's the way the network's choosing to follow the story. Yeah, but I feel like. But at the end, you're going to make up, right? No.

I mean, if we do, now we're not going to again. He's like, they're still not talking. No spoiler alerts, but I hate all these people. Like, I dislike them. Wait, is there who's who you hate the least? I don't, if there's a season two, it's just going to be. What about Misha and Brandon? They're brand new.

You can't hate them. I love Brandon. I love Brandon. I love Brandon. He's so wise for his young little age. But Brandon's not allowed to talk to me anymore. Why? Per Brody.

Oh. But is Brandon. Brody. Is Brandon a f*** boy? He should be. He's so nice. But he seems like he's not a f*** boy. Because he's sober.

I think if he was like drinking. Sasha wants to f*** him. I have a lot of DMs about Brandon you know he's everything you wouldn't believe I think Pam is a really good mom and like you know I think she did a great job with him

I think if he was drinking he would be more of like some people had a problem when he was on our podcast and said he came off a little too arrogant and cocky but he is 22 years old you think you know everything at 22 you're like remember you at 22 didn't you blow through like 22 million dollars

It's easy. I'm doing it again. I'm trying to slow down. Yeah, I'm concerned. You need a good money manager. I saw you guys on the red carpet or whatever, and the baby's in Gucci. Baby Gucci's expensive, Spencer. And they grow out of it very fast.

That one movie award, look, is $41,000. I was just saying, we can't do this anymore. Spencer, how much are they paying you? No, it's the crystals. Praise God. Praise God. Praise God for the crystals. Everyone buy Pratt Daddy crystals.

it is a miracle so I didn't see like the big effect in the first two episodes because there was no mention yeah and then third episode the third episode

was like a commercial for the first episode how did you get MTV to do that because it's organic you know like it's not like most reality stars

like now I'm trying to sell anything no that's your thing you know but three hills I've been slaying crystals so it's not like and that's part of your

whole thing and like when I lost the plot round one it was crystals so it connects to like the reruns so it's not like all of a sudden

I fit tees Yeah. Can I go back to the characters, the people on the show? Who do you hate the least other than Brandon? Misha seems cool. Adrena. Okay. Yeah, Adrena's cool.

Who do you hate the most, your sister? Brody. Yeah, I don't know. My sister, I appreciate her energy. She's bringing it for TV. She has clout chaser DNA. Yeah, no. She's bringing you a storyline.

She's going in. And she's bringing me, like, days of our lives. If you want to play in the gutter, you know, you're going to get dirty down there. So I tried that. It's no fun. So she'll blow back comes later, which I would think she would have learned from me, like, oh, it's easy to throw shit, you know, like, but then you're all shitty. Is she having sex with Justin Bobby? I think so.

Oh, so ready for this. Let's go straight to spoiler alerts. Okay. I'm going to have to block his number because he'd be like, no, you're talking on the focus. Justin Bobby has a girlfriend, doesn't he? So last night, he has never called me before, and we're at our date night, hiding night. Good for you. My new favorite spot in downtown, Best GF.

You haven't been? Yeah, it's so good. Insane. And also, my phone starts ringing like a weirdo's calling like too many times. I'm like, what? And it's Justin Bob. I'm like, oh, this is a problem. And here's what I've told all my cast members.

If you have an issue with me, you better not address it if they're not filming because I'm not getting paid. I'm not even talking to you. You're like, I don't care about you. Like, unless there's a camera here, don't call me. Oh, my God. That is amazing. I mean, I've told them.

Well, because you don't give a shit. If we're not being filmed, you don't exist to me. Yeah. Like, go away. So then he starts texting. And I'm like, I'm at dinner. Can I help you? And he's like, what's up with all these tweets?

And I'm like, oh, you're on Twitter now? Like, I thought you were so unplugged living on the beach in Nicaragua. I'm like, and he's like, no, I'm just, how are you and I supposed to ever stand next to each other if you're saying this on Twitter I'm gonna look like a chump fool and I'm like you are a fool so I go I was about to go in and say what I said and then Heidi just stops me and she's like wait a second and Heidi's so smart she's like Stephanie talks more shit about you and me than any of your tweets about him and he's looking like their boyfriend girlfriend sorry right back you have no problem hanging out with somebody who

talks crazy shit about us and it's not an issue. And he's like, I don't even know that girl. I'm like, okay. Have a good night. I'm going to go back to dinner. Justin was, I f***ed her across the table at her house.

The way she talks to him, I'm like, oh my God, like Audrina must watch it and be like, he can talk to him like that and I don't get to. I was like, dang, Stephanie, I feel like she's got some dirt on, Justin.

Because she had like, it looked like they had kids together. I know. I have an important question about your sister's face. Yeah. Well, I have no idea if she's done anything. I can't quote her anything. She's none of my business. She looks great.

She looks amazing. She does look great. But yet she calls Heidi plastic, all this. It's a little bit of the pot calling kettle. It's the filler calling the filler filled. I'm just saying, you know, if you're going to call people, you know, shame people for surgery. It's a strange situation to have a new face, two different looks. What do your parents think about?

I think my mom literally, I'll read you my last text. Yes, please. I'm so nervous. You are everything that we ever want. I never, never leave. Please don't talk about her on podcasts or on Twitter. Please tell whoever does them, blow kiss. It's no longer one-sided.

Sorry. did that for long enough she's not stopping because i was like yeah go like four weeks later like have fun like and everyone's like and i thought let's just you know but it's like oh this is an ending so it's just stupid for me to never your poor mom though it's horrible but i don't go low i don't play in the low game that's what i tell my mom i just need to be like hey steph's great you know like yeah it's better just to acknowledge i have like a full-on cloud chasing us with lightning bolts shooting at us versus like no

comment. Heidi looks hot on this season. She looks so good. Great. She looks so hot. I was never on the show. Really? She didn't leave the house. She was like a real opposite of

other types of moms on the show. Don't mom shame Spencer. I'm not. She's a full opposite. That's just a fact. She doesn't want to leave the babe. There's attachment parenting and then the opposite is not attachment. That's not shaming.

But she looks amazing. I was never feeling like I could play in the Heidi pool. I was like, she's a beautiful girl, but I was never like, wow. And then on this season, I'm like, Heidi is hot. She looks so good. Her confessional looks are like...

Now I'm like, oh my god, she really wants another baby. This means I can say, let's make a baby. Then it goes to a lot of Yeah, a lot of sex. If I go that direction. But then I'm like, you still don't sleep. I think that would be reckless.

Is she still not sleeping? Oh, yeah, like, word. My mom's like, how's Heidi? I'm like, alive today. Is she still a mess? Well, he just doesn't sleep. He just doesn't let her sleep. Yeah.

Well, he's your child. Well, and my fault completely because for so long I talked to God and I was like, God, please make the most superpower baby in the history of the earth, in all realms, in all dimensions. It's like, I didn't understand. That could mean, like, oh, the baby doesn't need to sleep. No. You know, like, that would be a superpower, no sleeping.

Can you get a sleep coach? Oh, well, that's in that. It's cry out. Yeah. No, no, that's like. The cry. Yeah. Heidi's like.

You're not doing that. Telly's 20. Does he sleep in the bed with you? Now he has his own kid, bed, kid bed. So we get a few hours of him in that, and then he'll leave the room and come in. And sometimes now he points like he wants mom to come into his bed. Yeah. So she goes and sleeps in the kid's bed.

But it's, yeah. You're not going to be able to make another baby. You're not having sex. Well, that's, oh, no. I said we have a few hours. They're good. Oh, my God. They're good.

You only need 15 minutes. Well, I had now, the good thing about, like, the baby process is, like, once she stopped breastfeeding and there was such, like, everything's kind of on pause, you know, for a minute that I'm like, I'm like, now I have a whole new perspective. She's like, get it while you can because this shit gets shut off. It's like a small window. Oh, no. She's like, is almost scared of me. Like, leave me alone. This is too much.

He's like, it's my time. I'm like, it's too much. She's like, what if I already know? And I know, too, I just see the future. So I'm trying to get, like, the numbers in now or later. The ratio. Yeah. Yeah.

You're listening to The Lady Gang. Um, what does Justin Bobby smell like? We are debating if he smelled good or bad. Yeah. Is he like patchouli? I am too self-centered to even know with these. I'm just really concerned where cameras are usually. Yeah.

I could probably tell you what a camera operator smells like or an audio person. Have people been nicer to you this time around? Thank God for Snapchat. The fans. Like at one time when Snap was broken, for me, God hacked it. I was getting on one snap like two to eight million views on snaps like for eight months straight so like I built such a like a good energy whether it's just different from the old time so like coming back you can't the hills can't upstage what I like was able thank god

to do with snapchat and like yeah but yeah everything's positive which is amazing yeah I was at dinner last night with um my friend Leah Michelle who wanted me to pass along to you that She is a big Heidi Spencer fan. Oh, my. She's in. She's like, I never thought I'd say this. I am in. Wow.

You guys are so likable. And your marriage is so solid. Yeah. Which is nice. Well, that was the hard part. We were so hated before because we were so fake. It came off like it was all stagey. And it's like, it's 12 years later.

We had eight years, no fame, no money. That would have been a great time to be like, oh, okay, the gig's up. Yeah. Let's try something else. Let's go try to get famous somewhere else. But it's like, no, we'll go live in Carpinteria. I also like, and it's probably because I'm old now, is that, like, I relate to the struggles of the Spidey more than I relate to, like, Justin and Bobby being a f*** boy. Like, I'm past the f*** boy part of my life.

So I'm now like. We're tired of that. I'm now like, I don't want to leave the house. I'm a Heidi. You know? So it's like, there's something relatable about, like, grown up you. You got the house. You got the babe.

No, I'm literally like yesterday before I found out I was at the wrong location. But I did a Snapchat. I got there an hour early and I was like, this is the best day of my life. Everything is just so incredible. Everything's perfect. And then you're like, oh, you have to be in the valley. I was like, oh, shit. I spoke too soon.

But no, like life is just like it was great. The hills coming back. But now like not having to actually be scared of a network because of the crystal business and not feeling like you can tell me what to do. Like, I'm good. Like, yes, it helped sales, but, like, we had over a million-dollar year without the show selling crystals. Damn, dude.

You know, so it's such – and it's such a positive thing. I love crystals. People love them. So, like, the frequency's right, so it's not like I'm, like, selling anger. Yeah. So even that's the hard part because, like, Heidi, like, I want to go all in on season two on everyone. And she's like, you're in such a good place.

Like, why would you want that vibration? And then the other part of me is like, oh, but I love doing it. But you seem to be able to keep it like, it doesn't penetrate you, it seems like. Well, because you're thinking about it as a business. It's a show. No, but she doesn't want me to like people that like, because in real life, I would never be out finding Brody to like air his business out or just, you know, like, but we're on a show, players. And that's a hard thing for an audience to get like, why? And as you will see, I'm sure as the season gets on, like, why does Spencer care about

all this stuff? It's like, oh, please. It's a TV show. Because I'm an investigator. But I was supposed to work for the government. But also, the general consensus of, like, all my girlfriends is that they hate the way that Brody talks about being married. Yeah.

Oh, my God. It's not a good look for him, the way he's talking about it. Just tune in. Tune in. Really? Does it get worse? Because everything will be revealed. And I like...

He's such a... I like Caitlyn. I like her. She's a sweet... She's got you guys played. Spoilers. Yeah. We're going to find out more about the relationship.

About the relationship. So I think it makes everybody more likable because you will understand. Yeah. Why you feel the way. How I do. Right. Why Brody acts that way. Why Caitlyn.

Like everyone knows there's a big. Right. I think I know it. I have a question. Do you know how they're going to like edit the rest of. Have you seen the rest of the season? No. But.

Yeah. There's only so much. That they can show. And if you don't, I'll air them out. That's why I keep saying, like, I'm not playing, like, one thing I learned last time is, like, this time I'll make sure the truth's come out. Like, you put whatever you want, but, like, I'm not like, oh, that's the show.

It's like, oh, if that's not it, catch me on the waves. You know what I'm saying? Well, for me, it's like when I see him sitting at the table with her and he's like, you came out to me like a monster. Psychopath. Like a psychopath. When I act like a psychopath to my husband, his reaction is, I had no idea I was hurting you like this. Like, I'm so sorry.

Like, let's talk about it. And, like, then he goes and calls the gardener that I've been asking him to call for two months. I mean, that's, like, married life. But, you know, it's, like, his reaction to her being upset by him was so, like, it's your fault you're upset. I don't like that. I just don't like the dynamic of a marriage where, like, the woman feels like the mother and it's, like, a teenage boy. Like, why weren't you home at time? Why weren't you calling me?

That's for 20-year-olds. I think as the show progresses and if the truth develops the way it should, like, I feel like if they were more just right up front with their situation, her behavior would make more sense. His behavior would make – So there's a lot going on that people don't get. Yeah, like we're putting, like, them in a box that they shouldn't be in. Right. Oh, well, they're swingers then or something. Just tune in.

Okay. It's like – Like you're not – Like, cause then you'll be like, oh, oh, it's not like Kilties. Boring marriage. Yeah. Okay. Not shaming marriage, shaming.

Hey, listen, I went to a wedding recently and I wore all my Pratt daddy crystals and I had the most fun sex and then I got a UTI. So what, you got a crystal for that? You got the UTI from that non Pratt daddy, that longer one. I saw that. I was like, oh, that looks like a UTI crystal. I feel like it's, like, dangling around your vagina. Yeah, it was the wrong chakra.

Too close. I was concerned for you. It looked pretty, but I was like, I don't know about that. Sorry, that was like a costume joke. I can only confirm my energy. Yeah. And then I had to go to the Proud Daddy photo shoot, and I ended up wanting to be a model yesterday. So I opened all your boxes.

Spencer. Use your crystals. So I have a bunch of crystals for you in the car, but we need to, like, make them look pretty. Okay. And once I saw you at a walk, it was hot. We're in the valley. I was like, oh, it's so hot. Gucci, Gucci, Gucci.

Do you think Audrina and we'll get back together? I get in trouble. Hold on. What did I get in trouble for last night? Oh, so let's be clear. I got in a lot of trouble for this. I just want to put this out there. I put a statement on Twitter.

Let's put it on the podcast also. So I actually don't know and don't believe that Justin Bobby is the father of Adrena's baby. That was just a tweet. Oh. Ha, ha, ha. Nobody thinks that's true. That's why it was ha, ha, ha. She had a husband.

Yes, exactly. Yeah, and he did a one-essay-page rant against me and, like, called my phone. Here's how funny life is. So what are the odds? I was just at a Gucci store in Aspen, and my lovely BFF. The odds are good. No, but my BFF manager's name is there. is named cory and so i was just with cory and i'm the best mood all of a sudden uncar unknown

whatever i love to just get reckless pick them up oh my god just wow who's calling here we go so i pick up and he's like oi my it's cory and i think it's cory like pretending he's australian at the gucci store and i so i just go into my bootleg australian oh my god and it's audrina's ex-husband calling to like threaten me like tell me and so and then it clicks i'm like oh this isn't cory at the gucci store this is that idiot that i hate hold on but it was just like god protected me so good because i didn't get caught off guard where he the one up and came He probably was like, this guy is so off his rocker.

He didn't call again. He didn't call again. He did not call again. That's like the definition of, you know, when you went to college and they have those safety meetings and they're like, if you get stuck in an elevator with someone that seems crazy, just act crazy. Like you just went there. That's you. Accidentally. Once you live in the big brother house.

Oh, God. you know like you know like twice like oh in england with british accents like i'm i'm rebuilt like these people that try to come at me it's like unless i know i am literally sleeping next to you and my legs are touching for like 40 days like you're not hitting my radar like you know so like you can just tune everyone out like that's beef when you're like into it and like good night that like makes you like rethink the segment so when like the cast is like we gotta go on a cast trip somewhere i'm like oh my god tonight like yeah um do you think justin bobby's music is good

well you know me i listen to taylor swift is very different than taylor swift has taylor reached out to you ever besides holding miracle baby and having us backstage before a rep tour. Oh, yeah. Wait, did she reach out to you? How did that happen? Tell us the inner circle of how you get invited backstage with Tay-Tay. This is now vintage news, but I will tell it 1,000 million times.

So, Tree Payne, her angel guardian, messaged us, and they're like, what time will you be there? Because Taylor wanted to get you guys back. And I'm like, oh, yeah, sure. I'll play for 10, whatever. I thought the rep room, wherever it lines up, even Julia Roberts stood in line and played the game. I got invited to the rep room. So I was excited for that.

I'm not dissing the rep room. So I'm like, oh, she's talking about the rep room. So all of a sudden, Tree Payne's person's coming. It's before the concert, and we keep walking back. I'm like, putting the rep room back here. We keep walking back. All of these guards. I mean, by the way, Taylor Swift has her own Delta Force.

For sure. no like real deal commandos and they're not like outside contract i'm like what firm do you guys work for because i'm like all standing off them they're like movie characters i feel like it's a zero dark 30 and they're like they name the thing i'm like oh what firm is that oh it's taylor's like taylor has her own security firm her own hit squad so watch out scooter brawn um so i'm just saying and so we go back and then she's there and she's in this white robe and her mom's there and And she holds Miracle Baby for, like, 15 minutes where her arms must be tired. And it's like, oh, Angel.

And, like, there was no, like, rushed energy. Like, she was doing it just to, like, which she didn't even have to do that. You know, like, we're not freaking Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger right now. Shout out to Pratt's. So, you know, that's when I knew. I was like, oh, for life, I got you. Yeah. Did you talk about that?

Were you like, oh, we went in on everything. And her mom even, like, acknowledged that when, like, everyone in the media was, she's like, we recognized how you were, like, rioting for every day. Because that was when I was going from, like, 2 million to 8 million snaps when I was, like, full reps. Right, during the camp. She owes you some money, I think. Oh, no, no. Energetically, she's helped me so much. Have you given her any crystals?

I did that day. You did? Well, I gave her a tree. I fainted after. Like, I fell over. It was too much. It felt like, I don't know if it was just, it was just that moment where I felt like the shift and like Spidey coming back in the game.

And ever since that moment, like Hills comes back, Crystals are on fire. Hell. Third time on Lady Gang. Third time on Lady Gang. Lady Gang got a TV show. Like, you know, we're pissed at MTV. How? This is just this.

Yeah. You know what? You want to get in trouble? We wanted you on Lady Gang TV so bad. You are always our number one, like, one to guest. They don't let me do any TV because they know I just go. you get the ratings no I go rogue

well they ever they won't let you do like a late night show will they they don't want they like don't like me I can't imagine

doing like a live I'm not gonna say who like let's just say Kimmel asked for you and you had to say no everyone's asked like I could be famous

right now just off like my press tour not the show and they just won't let you do anything no I'm like please like I'll say it's on MTV

it's Monday night I swear I'll mention the hills how many episodes do you guys do 12. But we're still filming. I'm filming. You are? I'm going straight to film right now. You're still filming this season? I have three scenes today. Oh, so we don't

even know how it ends yet. Oh, shit. Can we have a cameo in the hills? Yeah, what the hell? I have no juice. They act like, they think Brody and me, everybody but me has ideas. I'm like. I hope that you get paid more. I don't. I don't get anything. I thought you might be an executive producer because it felt

like you pulled the whole thing together. Don't let me say that because I said that in the New York Times and I got in trouble. Spencer. And I was like, and that's like, I have every email, DM, Facebook reaching out to every cat, like, you know, like, and now you're going to say I had nothing, you guys reached it, blah, whatever, I'm getting in trouble, dude, give me more trouble. You're impenetrable, though, like, get in all the trouble, no one's going to take you out to eat.

No, but they still, like, my poor manager. Again, like, nobody's going to f***ing watch it if he's gone. No one's going to be like, if you... No, but they don't think that, they don't like you. If they took you off the hills, we would get the... Oh, we would go full. It would be, it would be done. They would tank.

You get your own show. We go Lady Gang. We do Lady Gang, Spidey combo. Oh, I need to address. It's past history, but something that got so misconstrued in your. The girls that got upset about your airport. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

I forgot about that. I forgot about it, too. I still live this. I'm just like. Oh, no. I'm like, oh, my God. Give us a little rewind. Rewind.

Real quick. Yeah. So this is when I was really trying to get a 15th minute of fame. And I'm flying to New York every Monday for 10 seconds on TRL just to, you know, look, I'm Spencer. Hi. I'm already in the zombie mode. I'm just like on 20 espressos, not sleeping. So you're also catching me in like my weird sarcasm and I have my headphones on.

It's ironic that God rest his soul. It was Nipsey Hussle's album. It just come out. And I was feeling this. I forget the song title, but it was like about me coming back in the game. I'm in the moment, and this lovely angel woman comes up to me and, like, makes the things. I take my headphones off. Like, this is, she better ask me where the bathroom is.

What, you know, like, where's emergency exit? And she's like, I'm a huge fan of the Lady Gang. And so, like, jokingly, I get my snap out, and I'm like, oh, she comes up to me, doesn't tell me she's, like, a Pratt daddy. Like, so, to me, like, I'm being, like, yeah, like, and I'm being, like, ironic about being a fame whore. Like, I felt like I was so on button of, like, what I snap. But I don't think the people from the Lady Gang follow my snap or know my person. They just took it like, how did he treat her like this? And it was like, Lady Gang made him.

Why did it? And I'm like, no, no, no. Well, first of all, Lady Gang didn't make you. But I'll take even that. Great, great. I love it. Anyone saying I'm made, I'm well about it. You have been made.

You're like, that means you're made. Yes, by yourself. Everyone say that. So that really hurt my feelings. I had to leave the Lady Gang Facebook group, which I enjoyed. We miss you. in the subgroup the taylor swift lady oh my god i was like i'm safe in there i'm safe they understand me with that you're just so misunderstood you are misunderstood and i

dm'd with that girl right after and she's like i totally got it yeah she did a post like he was totally it's periods it's periods it's periods we have emotions we have hormones and we can't control ourselves we're all collectively on our lady gang period but we also didn't know they're like stan lady gang like yeah it's good to have i appreciate that energy and i should have already known the culture and been like lady gang gang gang you know but it could have been that you know like yeah just it was an airport i'm always like yeah sure um i get in trouble every three days with the girls in lady yeah so like it's fine yeah we are and i'm also always in a mood when i'm flying commercial because i'm like i haven't made it i'm how are the why don't i have

I was ahead of Kim She was coming to my ice cream thing It's true Kim was on the hill Spencer You have a hard out because you have to go film I have a hard out because I have to go film Don't put it on me

You guys can continue as long as you want I want everyone to go to pratdaddy.com And get a crystal And you're going to give Lady Gang a coupon code Oh we should do that So what's the code? Lady Gang Great for a discount lady gang one word 20 off 20 off go get your fucking crystals you know what lady gang 25

oh good gang gang gang like what did you do no i love that heidi's in charge of your book thank god she's so smart well she let me get reckless last month i was just too much well because there was so much crystal money coming in i was like yeah it's like i forget i have so many employees now and payroll and like we gotta buy the crystals and packaging it's a lot of things when are you gonna have a party and let us come over yeah um season two

oh yeah I know I'm having so many parties well Monday night is the Pratt Daddy Crystal Party I'm sorry you weren't invited thank you so much well I wasn't in charge not rude I bet Brody's gonna be there spoiler alert he's not um Spencer we love you thank you for

coming love you we're not doing Ask the Lady Gang because it was just too entertaining please come back soon all our love to Heidi she needs to come on too

yeah it's rude that she hasn't she should come separately yeah separate and we'll talk to her okay she's a lot of fun Spencer forever

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