LadyGang - Terra Jole

Episode Date: January 24, 2017

Terra Jole not only stars in Lifetime's Little Women, she's also a hot wife, a working mom of two, and a Top 5 finisher on "Dancing With The Stars!" She joins the girls to talk vag molds & charms, little person sex, inspirational quotes, perfect white elephant gifts, and why she wants to be the female Peter Dinklage! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Things are about to change around here. Each week, we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and jack vanik hello hello hello welcome to the lady gang if this is your first time listening where the hell have you been hey i'm becca tobin actress and vlogger across from me kelty knight television host and entertainment journalist what else instagram icon instagram girl and uh to my right is jack vanik owner and ceo of jack vanik clothing hey hey guys do you have fun facts this i sure do what's yours um i have started and quit an addiction to diet coke six times six and i'm currently drinking one back on the juice but my um resolution for february 1st 2017

is to quit again and i just want to let you know that it started with like one diet coke in the afternoon and i'm clear i started i had my first diet coke at 8 13 this morning are you kidding gross disgusting that's so gross disgusting you're like those women that drive their kids to school in the minivan drinking like pepsi gulping it at 6 a.m it's really gross myself okay jack um my fun fact is that my secondary instagram account is creeping up onto kelty for the amount of followers shut up how many followers 41.3 000 oh my god i hate myself so everybody go follow jack wisdom and get me up to kelty's um your second like for fun account my name has more followers than my real account i'm becca tobin and i don't give a f about social media or followers and yet

i have way more than either of these bitches it's like you'll never find it if you're looking for it that's the thing guys you just don't don't force it you know just be just be chill my whole life is i'm just kidding i was just happened to be on a show where everybody was on instagram at the time um so uh let's go into good week yes it is bad week oh no okay here's my good week do you guys remember when i talked about the poop spray and yes poopery i love it's not poopery wait what no it's another brand i'm not gonna say what it is yeah because they're not our sponsor you're not they're not our sponsor and just in case they want to be just in case you want to be And I was pissed that they didn't hire me to be the actress who plays, like, the princess of Hollywood.

And she calls her poop her The Devil's Donuts. And, like, to me, that was everything. Have you seen this commercial? Yeah. That's what I'm saying is that I saw the commercial. And she's blonde. Oh, and you're pissed. Oh, you didn't go out for it.

I'm pissed that I didn't get it. I didn't go out for it. But I'm really pissed that they didn't think of me because I talk about The Devil's Donuts all the time. Well, you guys, guess who's a fan of our podcast? the actress who plays you the princess with the devil's donuts no way just go pee kelty becca's gonna tell the story while i keep going okay so um the girl tweeted me and she was she's a lady gang fan is she like does she have a lot of followers is she a big deal no she's like you know she's like a working actress and commercial actress i guess so i didn't really like delve into

her imdb page or anything but how freaking crazy what'd she say does she want to be a guest she just was like hey guess who it is i'm the dirty donut girl oh so she listened you already peed did you wash your hands oh yeah that was not a thorough hand washing a hand washing that's thorough you have to sing happy birthday all the way through it was not a thorough hand washing do you want me to grasp your face no thank you okay so yeah you're insane guilty so that was my that was my good week. Well, let's get her on. Let's get her on. We can talk about pooping. Maybe she can bring us some samples of this poop story. I know. I know. Um, okay. So my bad week is actually collective bad week with Kelty. Would you like to tell the story? I think we should tell it one

line at a time. Okay. It's like Mad Libs. Okay. Um, I was really excited that I got invited to the YSL super duper fancy party in downtown LA. And then I found out my friend Becca was also invited and guess who wasn't invited and then i was super duper unenthused by my invitation to the ysl blah blah blah blah blah bullshit party um because i know by this point in my life kelty's yet to learn that events are terrible did they give you free ysl stuff to wear i don't stick around till then like no no but you're like supposed to wear ysl which i did yeah i did not unless you're paying me I don't worry about your shit

and so we go to this thing and we we're a little early we're like 10 minutes early it starts at 9.30 which is already past my bedtime on a school night

on a school night but I'm we're going it's raining in LA which is like horrific so we get there like 10 minutes early and we get out of the car

and we're looking cute Jack we're looking cute I saw your pics thanks that weird fluffy shirt that only looks good on you yeah

and which actually didn't look that good that was the one picture that looked okay and the rest of them bad week i'm really expecting my star magazine we're stressless um which i will love actually but anyway so we get there like 10 minutes early and we hop out and we're thinking the room's probably open and we go up to the door and there's a guy who's gross who's gross like a

bouncer and he's like oh are you guys here for the party and we were like yeah he's like uh who invited you and i was like um the girl throwing it and i said her name and he's like so are you vip or are you having the influencers dinner beforehand and we're like nope we're just lower class vip we're just vip it's like on the titanic there was like the women and children yeah and then vip dinner and then below it was like jack and rose jack and rose so you're going down we were jack and rose the crew but we were like in we were in the bleak section yeah yeah and so we're like fine we'll go next door and like have a quick drink and a bite to eat and and we'll go to the party when it's time for the regular VIPs.

Mind you, we're not even regulars. We're just VIPs. So we get to the bar. No, before we went in, he goes, no, no, no. We go to the bar, and this guy starts hitting on us, and he's like, isn't it so great in downtown LA? This place is really rad. And we're like, oh, God.

So then we ate some Brussels sprouts. It was exciting. I was crop testing my way through the event. So then we go back to the event, and the same guy sees us from before, and he's like oh and people are like coming up to becca and like a little bit mean they're like oh hey girl i'm like people are looking at us because they recognize us because we're in the lady gang and then he goes oh are you guys like famous or something what do you say to that is this a bad way clearly not if you're asking well i said yes

she did i was like yes we are and he was like oh yeah yeah so then we get our pictures taken we go in and here's where the bleak week bad week was so we walk in it's bad party not a cool party at all it's oh really all the instagrammers made it seem amazing exactly okay so then we go past this like area it's at the ace hotel like the the or the ace theater whatever so there's a theater there's like a velvet curtain and you can see that the velvet curtain is sort of like pulled open and what did we see through the velvet curtain on the stage becca the influencers dining they were still dining as us the extras the featured background are walking through the lobby like crossing and there's bouncers in front of the curtains and it you can't go in here you're not

important we're not influencers and i was like mother you know who is behind that goddamn curtain because you know what i'm the most famous person in here that doesn't happen unless i'm in Birmingham, Alabama. So who the hell is behind that curtain? Not okay. I was like, honestly, the second most famous person at that party. Legitimately. I am so.

Well, because all the famous people were behind the curtain. Although they were not famous. They weren't even famous, okay? They have like 2 million followers. It was like boobie, backy boo boo, 24. Yeah. What? And like.

What is your life? What do you do? KittyLipstick49. What do you do for a living? And I'm like, listen, I didn't bust my ass for a damn decade to get on a freaking TV show to then be invited to be a featured extra for kitty lipstick 69s influencers dinner i am out la i am no longer going to your shitty events because i'm too famous yes and that's how i might too bitches oh it was horrible we did look cute and but the best part was at the end which turned

into a good week is that i learned the secret to taking a great instagram in the dark is that kelty holds her flashlight from her iphone 7 up and then someone else takes it with the phone it was the most embarrassing thing that at becca's wedding remember i was way too drunk at becca's wedding to remember anything out in the dark i don't remember anything from that wedding it was good okay jack it's your turn that's all i have i was my good week is that i got invited to a fancy party my bad week is that it turned out like this be like the shittiest party ever ever this is why i'm glad i'm not invited to those things unless they're giving you free shit like why would no not even the free shit is worth it like i'm sorry i will buy my own tube of ysl lipstick for 24

dollars which i would never anyway because why would you when you i'm not like a purse they're gonna give you like a three grand purse if i'm gonna buy an overpriced lipstick that's a knock off of the two dollar nyx lipstick at walgreens i'm gonna buy someone else's boom so we're not getting sponsored by ysl and the people that the people that threw this party are never gonna talk to us again so bye hollywood your boss not ours they weren't sponsoring us anyways okay so maybe they will just invite us to the influence dinner like we where we belong i'm sure after all this shit talking they will seriously don't ever invite me anywhere unless i'm the top of the freaking list number one that counts for the oscars too okay so my good week my bad week actually is

kind of along the same lines but my good week is i won 700 bucks gambling this weekend what what games i was playing blackjack i won 300 bucks in like 10 minutes and then i played craps and won like 350 bucks playing craps how much did you spend i put in 100 that was like on top of it so i had like 750 leaving wow i know what'd you do with it i'm gonna buy not a ysl bag i'm gonna buy a bag other than ysl now i'm kind of buying them i don't know probably a used louis vuitton i have a bag for sale currently up on the real real if you want to go buy that what is it it's a selene bag oh i might want it how much is it can we afford it 1500 no no I have $7.50.

She got that glee money, honey. I'll split it with you. Okay, perfect. Okay, so my bad week. So I won all this money, and I was super pumped. We were in Lake Tahoe this weekend, and I didn't know that they had casinos there, which are very dirty and weird. Casinos are so fun.

It was super fun. So we're all gambling. Everybody's winning money. And then I was super pumped, and everybody's like, okay, well, now we're going to go to the club and go dancing. Who goes to the club anymore? Also, people do not dance in clubs. You guys bros go to clubs.

people still want to go did you wait in line or were you on the vip list so this is what happens so scott can get whatever he wants in life so he like goes up to the bouncer and he's like yeah you know we have this group of people like blah blah blah we're gonna buy a bottle whatever so you know we start getting let in let in let in and then it comes to me to get let in and the guy looks at my id he's like nope not letting you in and i was like well my id is expired i'm like yeah i know here's my provisional papers like oh damn they're legal whatever put that in your purse sounds very kelty of you so he looks at him he's like he's like no can't take this you know this is a liability for the club blah blah you're not coming in and i'm like dude i'm almost 30 years

old like it's not like i'm like 22 and i like look super young he's like no no no no you look too young and why would a 30 year old be wearing those buns shut your mouth yeah and then he physically like grabs my arm and escorts me out so you couldn't go no i never got let in did scott go without you no he came like with me oh smart yeah did the rest of the bros go into the club to dance went into the club wow but yeah so i didn't get let into a club either well not that you guys didn't but he's my hero yeah and why would a 30 year old be wearing those buns like thanks i'd be like because i'm super stylish and a trendsetter like well because my hair is dirty from skiing but like whatever well yeah does scott think your buns are sexy alien buns yeah he likes

them see yeah it's what i do when my hair's dirty honestly i hate going anywhere that's why i always stay in my house. Me too. Like going out of your house is always a 50-50. It's either going to suck or it's going to be subpar. Like it's never good. There's nothing great. And nothing good happens at night. Nothing good happens at night. Nothing good happens after 2am, but I feel like nothing good happens after dark. After 7.30, nothing good happens. Yeah. The best part of going out is getting cute and being like, I'm so cute. And then like the rest of it sucks. It's true. Yeah. 100%. Okay. Well, we're very excited. We have a super cute woman visiting us today and i know her and i think she might have seen me naked now back to the lady gang you guys i'm so

pumped about this because even though the lady gang members and the lady gang listeners are new to loving me our guest today and i have been in a deep love for like a decade and she's seen me be the drunk girl she seemed to be the sad girl she's seen all kinds of me um she was a backup dancer for miley cyrus turned dancing queen on dancing with the stars she's the star of lifetime tv's little women and she has her own spinoff you know your famous win it's called tara's little family she's also an executive producer on two other little women spinoffs so i don't know how she sleeps she's married she's the mother of two beautiful babies and we also used to work together and i'm pretty sure she's seen me naked but we shall confirm that today welcome to the lady gang

tara joley hi welcome i'm so happy to be here y'all are so great we've been waiting for you for a long time to get here have you seen kelty's voluptuous vagina i've not seen her vagina i have seen her boobies which are not as voluptuous let's be honest the boobies should we talk about where we knew each other or should we just get into it wait i want to know i don't know how you guys know each other oh we toured during radio city and i was i was an elf it was good times oh yeah i had my march down down you were great but i think it's like a pretty good job it's a great job and considering that we were um considered principals and yeah for what we did and for what we got paid and considering we had a year of insurance life was good i know it was

the awesomest it's like what two months of work how many months yeah like three and a half months with rehearsals and stuff i think the rockets start a little earlier than totally you guys we're we just march listen some of them couldn't march i know i'd like you were always on beat Some do do the right arm, right leg march, which is incredible. I didn't know that was possible. Oh. It's such a problem. Okay.

So you've been very busy. Yes. This has been a crazy last 12 months of my life. Let's talk about all the things that have happened in the last month. I mean, in the last year. In the last, well, a lot of things have happened. I'm just able to actually lift my kids, which is pretty exciting because I had hernia surgery. because i was dancing on with dancing on the stars i had three hernias and i split my diastasis which

is pretty insane um it's like you know that thing where your six-pack joins yeah oh it's open and so all of my hernias were coming straight through it right down the center you couldn't even just feel them you could see them it looked it was was that from having babies and it not going back together yeah it was like dancing way too soon after the babies i mean i was supposed to wait six weeks and i decided to start three weeks later yay oh my god does that mean you start having sex three weeks later too breaking all the rules you know it's crazy but i was so busy that i i had my sex life went down the drain with dancing with the stars but now it's back so life's good can i ask you a question i've always wanted to ask yes okay lord here we go okay no i i really

i when i was in with radio city i had really never worked with any little people before and i came from canada and i i didn't know any so i learned a lot about the different types of you know there's little people in canada too no i know i don't know but i'm just saying i had people in canada it was literally just her family i was the only one um okay but like are the penises girl they're all the same size i know that's what you're gonna ask yes because because your trunk is the same and the arms so like we're sitting down right now right yeah and i'm looking at all of you in the eyes because our torsos are the same right so just like every other average size man the penises vary it just depends on dude to guy guy to guy i mean like sometimes you have

like this thing that you're like how does that how is that on your body and sometimes how is that not weighing you down that's unfortunate you know yeah it's the same with regular guys it's the exact same with regular guys i found this very interesting because i really wanted to ask you about giving birth so is your vag the same size my vag is totally the same size but i like i mean i think it is i mean extra tight when i watch porno i don't notice a difference okay that makes you feel happy no but also then with the birth like okay so kids go i'm fascinated by this and i've wanted to ask you this for so long and i've interviewed you're not a regular blonde and you're where do they go okay well her torso is the same size so her belly would be the same size

the same size however um because i have a lower doses it's like my the curvature of my lower back does happen which makes us look like we have giant asses but that's so hot right now my back kind of does that too well because of that curvature our pelvic bones sometimes won't let the baby pass through the birthing canal from back in the day i don't know how much y'all want to hear about this i want to hear everything i'm very interested so we have c-sections you have to it's it's like just a safety precaution have there been little people that have had babies without c-sections i'm sure because c-sections at one point in life did not exist however it's much a safer route to always have a c-section which i'm all about like it's a very celebrity thing

for you to do tara earthy moms are like why wouldn't you want to experience the love of birth and i'm like pain number one my girlfriend is still talking about like shoving a bunch of kegel balls up her vagina and still struggling with keeping them in they have physical therapists that try to like after you push out a baby that try to get it back together and i'm like i can't even get to the gym like let alone fixing my vagina in physical therapy i cannot i would no thanks okay before we talk about your fierce life and we get to our quiz of the day i have one more question that i've been dying to ask can i just ask it sure okay so if two little people have a baby is it necessarily always going to be a little person baby negative we're actually still

not sure what my son is how old is your son how does that work is um five and a half months um so acorns which is my most common type of little person my type um you can almost tell immediately in the womb and we have these beautiful heads that kind of kind of are slightly larger than your average joe with your brain in it yeah giant big head big brain that's all i'm gonna tell my daughter i'm gonna tell my daughter that all growing up because she's definitely a little person um she's only acon uh now my son so pseudo achondroplasia which is what my husband is you can't tell and tell about the age of two because these basically these things that help you grow like growth plates burn off at the age of two so every mother that has ever had a child

that had pseudo achondroplasia that didn't know that they had it for example like elena in little women la she's pseudo her mom didn't know until she was two joe my husband his family didn't know until he was two it happens around the age of two when they start slowing down um we did blood work but the blood work unless my husband takes a comparing blood work test yeah we're never gonna know so or we're gonna wait until he's two right so right now he looks like an average-sized kid and that the crazy thing is is it all changes at age two wow me me me miney child he's little he's average he's little he's average it's kind of exciting the show i don't know if you guys know this but Tara's show is the number one show on Lifetime it rates the highest on any Lifetime

show um it's pretty big in like South America too really to Mexico and how weird is it having people that you cannot speak the same language with coming up to you and like trying to have a conversation with you about the show that's pretty awesome Penelope Penelope I found out that was my daughter's name wasn't in Spanish so how did you get the idea for the show and how did you get it made like was it an instant yes or was there a ton of rejection before it happened no this is all like real friends like we're all in this whole world together and a few great minds had similar ideas and then poof there's a show i mean it was a crazy thing like i've always definitely been a fan of the housewife outlet because i feel like they have real relationships

and that's exactly what Little Women is. It's like real relationships and it's not like a casting hurdle call because these aren't like, okay, you fit the bill. You are the housewife that has a lot of money and you are the housewife that is struggling with her husband.

It's more like find people that are close to each other and it's just magically taken off. What's been the craziest thing about being a reality TV star? Have you pulled any weaves? Weaves, for sure. no i have not thank gosh i wish though one day i want to you know what i just that new weave that

i'm totally into right now is the halo have y'all tried that oh with the fishing line yeah does that work i mean your hair has to be curly unless it is like layered yeah but it's pretty amazing you have one yeah i think i'm gonna do a tutorial on it i think you should put it in your wait where does the fishing line go it goes right beyond your bang like a headband it looks like a headband but it's totally like a fishing wire and then it's so trippy i think i would like that for work because i don't the clips right they're so heavy it hurts my head they hurt and when you can see them you're like she's wearing a weave yeah i mean you don't say it but you're thinking you have to curl your hair with it yeah with at least with the one i have maybe mine's not that

great i don't know did you get an infomercial or did you like get it at the hair shop i'm pretty sure I got it on Amazon. So it's probably like yak hair. Your hair is also from Brazil. Um, okay. What is your Hollywood heartbreak? You've had so much success, especially in the last few years. What has been the hardest thing about sort of life in Hollywood? It just varies. Um, my, I, I just varies. I feel very blessed to have come this far because a lot of, I mean, being a woman and being in this industry is different than being a woman and being little in this industry and like it's different i mean i want my goal is to kind of have the same energy as say peter dinklage and i feel like finding your name and getting other people to

know your name as well as peter dinklage like you don't have to say oh that guy from game of thrones or right right right or the guy on elf i have no idea what else else you would refer with him but i feel like there's a spot right now for that opportunity for a little person woman and i want to take a more positive stance on it rather than you know the acting route and all of that good jazz was dancing with the stars rigged girl it's not rigged i felt like you should have been in the final two and i was pissed well that was my biggest regret from last year no i was i no i was in the i was in the semifinals really you're bringing it down now you're hurting my soul all right i love that you think i was third though i'll take it were you fourth no girl i was

fifth oh boo who won your season what where were you i was there every week i just forgot you won in kelty's mind that's all that matters you know my my biggest regret with dancing with the stars was that i wasn't able to dance on the like on the finale like i mean i was able to dance but it wasn't like a freestyle and i wanted to do every single dance so it wasn't that i didn't win that i regret it's that i didn't do every single dance right i think it's fixed though um okay what is your ish moment what has been the moment where you feel like i am the ish it's a great question like were you on people magazine didn't they didn't they film your wedding did they film your birth um no but i mean filming the birth doesn't make you feel like you

are the it's more like cameras please leave please leave what's your ish um i don't maybe i haven't reached my ish yet come on i think it's on the horizon okay next question what's your inspirational quote your mirror message um i really okay there's two quotes that are other people but that i live by okay the first one is it's really true to my life and it's a wayne dyer quote and it's you'll see it when you believe it and it's so true and he has a book about it and the whole nine becca just had a moment where the mere message made sense for the first time in a year i like that one because it's like not it's not cheesy yeah it's not but it's spiritual crazy it's not that yeah and it's not that deep but at the same time so deep really gotta live by that

And then my second one, um, is, um, it takes a lot of money to look this cheap by Dolly Parton. I love that. I love that. And I just love it because it is, it's true. Like you upkeep your life, especially in Hollywood. And I mean, any, if you're in the public eye, you're like putting a lot of money into what you may or may not look like.

And sometimes it's awesome. And sometimes you just look a little cheap. I love it. know what's so crazy when i do with my halo she passed halo yeah you do look cheap no when i interviewed dolly she was doing this movie and she told me that her whole look is based upon the prostitute that used to work the streets in her town and when she was a tiny little kid this is crazy when she was a tiny little kid she used to go to the store with her mom and she would see the painted lady who was like nails and hair and wig and lash and everything and she thought she

was like because you don't know right she was so festive and fabulous that she like made her whole look her whole career off that lady that's amazing that's incredible isn't that so great that's amazing story for the day okay so you see there's a dolly interview in there gosh man you're my highlight this is my ish right now you saw my boobs and now we're interviewing each other in a professional manner hey all right when we come back we have a very fun quiz to play with Tara and I think you're going to love it. You're listening to The Lady Gang. Okay, so this is a quiz.

Since Tara is the executive producer and star of Little Women LA, we are going to play a little or a lot quiz. So a little is like, you want a little of it. A lot is like, yes, please, I want more. And we're going to vote.

Vote to the show. Okay, here we go. Fifty Shades of Grey. A lot. Why? i play in my personal life as well as you're are you speaking of like do we like the book and movie yes yeah yeah for show no a lot becca i want to go back though you play in your real life i don't know what does that mean

i would like to follow up with that i mean you have like a sex dungeon yes you know what's embarrassing yeah so it doesn't i don't have a sex dungeon but we have like whips and fun things like that and i we just moved into a new house in august and honestly because we're dancing with the stars we had not like rearranged our house our old side tables were in the guest house oh shit and i forgot all about like there were like whips and a couple of like tongue vibrators and and my manager was staying in the guest house and straight up was like tara what is happening at least it wasn't your mom at least it was my mom praise the lord i always wonder if my parents are gonna find like my drawer oh yeah they definitely have snooped right yeah so you have

a drawer yeah yeah i'm sure yeah um i'm gonna say a lot not because the books were good because they weren't or the movie it wasn't that good but i'm really liking this genre it's like just sexy enough it's not quite porn. It's acceptable to go watch in public at a movie theater, but it's also just yeah. With a side of dominatrix. Yeah, having a diddle on the back row of the

movie theater. I said diddle. Jack? I mean, I didn't read the book nor watch the movie. It kind of looks terrible. Do you guys all read the book? Yes. I read the first book. I read the first book. I couldn't do it. I read the first book on vacation and when you read it, then you want to make out.

i want to put a black light on everybody's books gross it's disgusting it's true but that's why i say a lot because well i don't i don't think i said a lot i do say a lot because i think that it's getting people in the mood yeah that's great i say a lot too okay selena can i tell a quick story yes please if i don't tell it now i'll forget about it when we moved into our house we found a book um or no no first we found like a little like not a whip but like what do you hit the horse with a whip a whip oh yeah the stick with the little stick with the crop crop yeah for show stacy our producer just knew okay so he knows i found a little crop and i was like oh and the woman who lived in it like had a daughter i was like she probably rode horses and whatever

you an idiot a week later my husband finds a like pornographic romance novel about a horseback rider oh my oh my god she's doing it to herself so hot she has a horse fetish why were some people have sex with horses becca not with yeah the house and then they die talking about it yeah you can't have sex but like it gets her off thinking about being like an equestrian getting like a crop hit yeah she's probably slapping herself in the ass with it yeah oh my gross on that note what do we feel about selena gomez and the weekend dating or little or a little sorry little a little i just don't care who she's dating i don't either but didn't um what was his ex-girlfriend bella hadid aren't they friends yeah that's why everyone's saying it's like you

broke the girl code there is no girl code when you're that rich especially in hollywood i mean fake friends they're so fake i don't really think anyone in the squad of taylor squad is friends except for selena taylor that's even them all the other girls are just using the squad to get more famous it's a cesspool go for it you know also he's too sure i think that was the longest period of time that i hadn't heard taylor swift's name in our sorry to bring it back in life oh has she gone away no she's not away i think she was embarrassed after that tom hiddleston thing yeah she had to pause i just looked at my direct tv ironically last night she's our own channel yeah it said taylor swift now and i was like what is this it's all her videos you can just

watch it on demand yeah it's so crazy get my crop out um okay ed hardy per vogue magazine is making a comeback you know the bedazzled jeans the bedazzled shirts jack fashion designer jack a little or a lot well it's like i feel like recently all these shitty trends from like the early 2000s are coming back like the juicy pantsuit that was also on my list tracksuit is back yeah what do we think of the tracksuit and ed hardy go um i've been trying to get a tracksuit so i'm super into it a lot i'm gonna tell you something oh nice pink velour gross who was it that said once that you can wear the if the trend comes back again you're too old to wear it so like if you were alive the first time it came around you best avoid the second time so return that

juicy velour i'm still wearing it i'm gonna wear it next time i come juicy velour that's like the knockoff from walmart it's juicy couture the juicy is made from velour it's juicy velour that's a new brand trademark that's a little or a lot not even a little okay yeah not even a little the last thing i want to do is have pants that say juicy on my big fat ass i love glitter so much so i'm excited that more glittery outfits are coming so a lot of glitter but a little ed hardy and also um the track suit it's fine a little i mean a lot okay um on etsy you can now get a shape, a vagina necklace. It's made of like

plaster and it's the shape of a vagina but it's like mother of pearl and it has a little pearl clitoris. Would you wear it? A little or a lot? Becca. Is it your vagina? No. It's just a vagina. It's a shape, vagina shaped. I would say a lot if it could be mine.

Have you ever done that? Molded my vagina? Yeah. No, I'm a little scared. I have. You have? What do you mold it? Where is it? It's a really fun like Wait, did he get a flesh light? No, no, no. Did you get it for your husband? You get, like, a powder, like a Play-Doh.

You get a Play-Doh, and you mix it in, like, this little bowl. It's a good present. And then you, like, you put it up in your vag, and then you hold it there for, like, a bit, and it's rubber, and then it, like, out. So you can give yourself a good dildo, too. Sound effects. And then you pour the plaster in, and then you let it dry for six hours, and then you pull it out, and you have a plaster vagina of your own vagina.

I think you should hang it on the wall in here. Where did you get this from, Chris? Yeah, let's get it. We did it together. did he do one of his penis no he we just did the vagina where is it put the plaster up inside you so many questions it doesn't go up it doesn't go inside it's not like you're making a fleshlight it's a print yeah it's like a hand it's a badge print is this a diy like if you see it on youtube and we're like let me try this play by play so what do you think would you wear it tara you're

pretty you know i would totally one trillion percent i would wear it but i would prefer that it would be my own vagina a lot thank you a lot all day jack bennett are they expensive no it's like 19 i would wear one if it was made out of like gold or something like that but i feel like you're wearing some cheap vagina charm and your neck is turning green what are you doing okay last little or a lot max from dancing with the stars oh lord you got up and close to him you know his real personality is he as hot as we think he is a little or a lot he's a lot him and his brother both have this lovely mouthpiece and they know how to use it what i mean he landed to me no mouthpiece you know when a guy has a mouthpiece and they know how to like they could flirt with

like a homeless person and make that person feel special i mean yeah it's it's incredible like how overall he's a very warm person not everybody loves him but i personally think that max is a super warm person and he landed in my personal one of my one of my girl crushes pita i mean i'm pretty she's hot she's so hot she is she's beautiful even pregnant she's gorgeous yep and so max little or a lot i'm gonna say a lot by the way i appreciate he's talented he's hot i didn't know who he was and i just googled him and he is so hot i'm also gonna say a lot here's something fun when you have to cover dancing with stars every week and you have to watch everything and like only one of the dances is your friend tara and

everyone else is like bleak i just watch max the whole time and it's so hot okay wait here's my question to you so i guess max or val max for sure but why because val's like a pretty boy he's like a bro yeah and max is a man oh shit you think val is your no i'm just asking because a lot of people have different preferences let me look this up sometimes i get them really confused okay becca's gonna look it up for the break and when we come back we are gonna do ask the lady gang with tara and she has our life figured out y'all she's an executive producer of three shows with her own spin-off and a husband and a new house and two babies be right back so girls did you noticed that i'm having like a really great hair day today so on my instagram no like a whole much

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from our fans and give them all the life advice makes me very happy are you ready okay our first question comes from tanya tanya says my boyfriend's ex-wife has been a bit always been a bit of a pain but now that she's broken up with the guy that she's been dating she's constantly texting with my boyfriend all about her relationship and how unhappy she is they do have a child together but i think she's using this as an excuse to get in touch with him what do i do killer that is the worst what's the doll that you stick the pins in yeah stick some pins in their eyeballs y'all are not nice i mean we're not that nice sometimes people just don't have friends and i mean she was with this guy for a reason and i feel like

maybe you know she misses that relationship but but fruit you're such a girl's girl i appreciate you but do i think that it's right hell to the no okay good you should keep your relationship platonic in the sense of like here's the kids what time do i drop them off yeah etc the problem is is that it's not like he can just cut her out because they have a child together right this woman if you're gonna be with this man he's your boyfriend now perhaps he'll be your husband she's going to be in your life forever so my advice is keep your enemies closer you better be best friends with this woman that's a great you better get manicures together and pedicures because you got to know her i love her close even though you're secretly hating her well that's the

thing maybe if she just needs somebody to talk to if you want to be that person that she talks to rather than your husband like there has to be boundaries with that because then it gets all messy and weird and they have a history and they're in love like that's i would feel really uncomfortable for like a drink or something yeah that's a great idea get wasted high five high five and soon enough she will meet someone new yeah and leave your man alone thank you yep god we give good advice oh my gosh set her up on a blind date if you have a friend with max just kidding did you find hold on ps break time did you find max and val who's hotter i can't tell the difference did you they look the same yeah look the same how do you not know who max

and p and and val are nothing i don't know anything about pop culture she doesn't oh so it's amazing about her yeah that's why i'm on this podcast okay our second question comes from abby she says i was in i was in an abusive relationship for two and a half years with someone who manipulated me and took advantage of me when i was going through some really tough stuff i finally ended it and got out almost three years ago and just now feel ready to put myself back out there i don't really know how to get back out there help ladies i first of all i think you should tell all your friends you're looking because if nothing else you trust them enough to set you up with some guys and like they may not be the love of your life they might be too

close to home but at least they'll like get you back in the like first dating pool i'm gonna be risky and say online dating i was gonna say the same tinder i mean i i think anything is good just to get out there yeah like you go through a lot of toads and then you might find a nice prince But, I mean, it's a fun adventure that you could probably, like, write about in your diary afterwards. I agree. Like, I was going to say the same thing. I'm, like, huge on online dating. I think it's really good for people to practice dating.

So it's like if you're in a relationship for so long and then, you know, you didn't feel comfortable dating and meeting people, at least this is a way to meet people that you don't really care about that much and, like, get the dating nerves out to where, you know, and maybe you'd actually end up liking one of them. I totally agree. Yeah. i mean just put it in the universe that you're looking i like the thing about telling your friends yeah because i feel like when i want something the more i like say it what's your quote you'll believe it when you see it believe it when you see it but also you can't just like put it out there you gotta like no it's the opposite of that it's not it's you'll see it when you believe it oh but oh well the other quote was wait and i'm right yeah and also abby i just

want to like throw in the towel here not all guys are assholes and not all of them are going to treat you horribly so don't be afraid like you'll find someone that's really great you just have to really bring that into your life and be careful bringing that baggage into the next thing like don't assume that the next guy is going to be a dick terrible also because that can always just be tricky try to start with a clean slate and be optimistic and i would wait until you're like really boyfriend and girlfriend or like deeply in love to kind of like explain the past like just start it off like right because i think it'd be scary to guys when you're like on the first date you're like so when's your last relationship well it was you know like it's too much for guys so

just like be fun loving and then like lower him into the past guys hate hearing that they don't want to hear about your horrible past so like when he says i love you then you can say i have to tell you yes i'm so glad you do because i have some stuff to tell you now that you're trapped that's how we get them that's how i get them okay our last question is from juliet she says for four or five months i haven't wanted any sexual activity whatsoever like not even masturbation just not in the mood at all i am still attracted to my husband he's hot and i love him so much i just lost it has this ever happened to anyone can you please suggest something to boost my sex drive i got some suggestions y'all great whips and chains girl bring it out crop horse porn

Honestly, when I started exercising, I felt more like I wanted sexy time. And I don't know if this person exercises, but I feel like that activity makes you feel more confident about yourself and it's where you feel more confident in bed. And I just felt like it was better. Everything got better. Pretend he's someone else. Shit. I'm kidding.

I think. Damn, Becca. We got this advice from Emily where I don't know if you've like, if he's tried to have sex and you've kind of like pushed him off or what the deal is but you know it the hardest part about like having sex is like getting in the mood and like starting it so if you kind of just put this whole stigma of you're not sexual anymore out the window and just like jump into it and have sex once you'll realize how fun it is and you probably want to do it again it goes in phases yeah like 100 so and then you just have to cut yourself a break like it's sometimes it just goes

away for a little bit you could be stressed you could be well now she's in her head yeah don't think that you're like sex is like your vagina is dead it's not it's gonna come back have a couple cocktails sometimes if i get the perfect amount of drunk which is tipsy but not too drunk yeah i go home and i am like a porn star yeah 100 yep yep i love that no that helps watching porn with your man also helps i mean you think that it's like maybe disgusting but then when you start watching it you're like i'm we're wildly aroused right now yeah you just have to watch the right kind yeah exactly yeah with the horse the horse crop um okay well if you want to midget porn is not your forte have you seen it no but i was it your forte one time oh my gosh okay wait this kind of

so we had a elephant party a white elephant pink elephant what is that kind of party white elephant party um you were there um and i don't remember at all because you're supposed to bring these crazy gifts yeah it was way back in the early 2000s anyways and uh it was one of the most embarrassing things in my life to go into a porn store and ask where the midget porn was that's incredible that's why i love you Everyone else would be like, here's a towel. And you're like, nope, I got this. Nobody wants that.

Who took it home? Do you remember? Yes. Another little person, Danny. He's probably so excited. Yeah, he probably was. That's amazing. Definitely.

The best white elephant gift ever. Yeah. On that note, we want to thank everyone for tuning in to this episode of The Lady Gang. I'm so glad it worked out for you to come, Tara. Where should we be following you? And when can we watch all your 5,000 shows? um so the new season of little women la is going to be coming on um in kind of like early spring um just pay attention to lifetime where you can follow me any all of my handles are tara jolie

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