LadyGang - The Skinny Confidential

Episode Date: June 5, 2017

The host of "The Skinny Confidential Him & Her's Podcast" and lifestyle blogger Lauryn Evarts, along with her co-host/hubby Michael, talk about what it takes to run a successful blog and pick out the perfect wedding ring before chiming in on the LadyGang's Confidential Quiz...then share one of the grossest date-night stories ever! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey guys, it's your Lady Gang, Jack Vanek, Kelty Knight, and Becca Tobin. Thank you so much for subscribing on iTunes, and thanks for supporting the great sponsors who make it possible for us to have this much fun with you every single week for free. Well, what is this? Welcome to the Lady Gang. That's amazing. Say that again. The Lady Gang.

Things are about to change around here. Each week, we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to the Lady Gang. I am Becca Tobin, actress, blogger. Kelty Knight is freaking out in her own skin right now because we're on a tight day today. Uh-oh. Well, we have a big guest today.

We do. We have a lot to cover, and she's stressed already. She's an entertainment journalist extraordinaire, and to my right is Jack Vanek, clothing designer and all-around cool, chill girl. Chill girl. Jack Vanek. um do you guys have a question of the week or should i just come up with one right now just jump right in one up right now um favorite olympic sport oh my luge you're lying i was

figure skating paris figure skating for sure the luge was pretty only a canadian would choose the winter olympics oh sorry no you're allowed to keep you're allowed to okay um i guess i'd say swimming because of uh ryan lochte is hot gross gross ew no he looks like a douche he's hot but his body you totally would have dated him um mine is obviously gymnastics duh i've been stalking every gymnast to come on the podcast one day they'll come yes okay good week yes it is bad week oh no good week bad week kelty would you like to start sure bad week there's a lot of dogs named kelty there are yes did you try to get the name the instagram handle i did try to get the no i've been just like looking up the hashtag get kelty just like

searching myself and stuff and then i like just google kelty and it's just dogs guys there's like three kelty's and five million dogs named kelty with a y which is the worst way to spell kelty i've never heard the name good week no i think the worst way to spell kelty would be k-e-l-t-i eye yeah you're right with an eye yeah you're right that's worse that's way worse okay listen good week so you know how much i love dr pimple popper yep gross so guess what there's a pimple popper game no no hell yeah that you can buy jack how was your week no listen it's on the app store hold on i'm pulling them all up okay so i looked for the pimp i saw the pimple popper game and it's called pimple popper light and you have to just go and like shoot the pimples but there's

so many pimple popper games there's pimple smack nasty and dirty oh my god there's pimple popping salon wait there's are these like photos no these are games you can get on the app store there's also stop giving them any more business hold on hair plucker pimple popper pimplify my face the pimple popper game pimple popper pixel there's regular pimple popper if you don't pimple popper light there's also pimple popper poppers removing game pimple popper okay jack seasons and hold on the best angry pimple and pimple popping warning highly explosive who has like anxiety attacks when we go over for time like i'm just gonna take make an executive decision right now crazy swind candy popper blast can we turn her off so done i'm gonna go to my right

pimples and blackheads removal okay how was your week jack this is this can't be pimple free makeover you took up the whole four minutes yeah congratulations good job we can't say our good week bad week i'm gonna go super fast okay my bad week you guys our listeners don't want us to speed through this i was on a plane going from london to italy when i was on vacation super early in the morning i fell asleep i kind of like put my foot up on the chair in front of me trying to like go into a fetal position sort of thing no i got a weight woken up by this old like 90 year old man in front of me grabbing my foot trying to find the thing to like push his chair back he was touching my foot and my toes why were you barefoot yeah okay oh my god jack that's disgusting

you had a sock a sock on no that's not barefoot that's not barefoot but my feet were like out of my shoes because that's fine yeah yeah yeah sock is fine but anyways he was grabbing on my foot i can't if you're hearing if you ever are barefoot on a plane i have problems with people even wearing sandals on planes it disgusts me like i don't want to look at your toes no or your armpits men in tank tops or or shorts but like don't ever be barefoot on a plane don't ever be barefoot on a plane ever never never okay well i wasn't or anywhere thank you our guest michael is chiming in he just can't get enough of the lady gang okay my good week i have a new word for our dictionary yes let me get my pen garbay and it's a bay who is actually a piece of shit

garbae like garbage he was such a garbae nothing will ever take homant homant was good garbae i like garbae it's a i feel like it's on its way out though garbae is in for me and jack becca are you really gonna veto this it's fine it can be in bay is out garbae is in garbae is okay what about gar babe gar no no because that's the same thing yeah i don't know garbae is in okay okay all right official dictionary i'm gonna do my bad week first because i'm gonna like take it down and i need to bring it back up okay so i went to my gyno for my yearly i've never had an irregular pap smear and i just had an irregular pap smear and then i had to do i had to do a colposcopy and then my doctor's like uh-oh we need to do a full leap it's a procedure where they cut

off part of your uterus that's right so i had to actually go to a surgery center be put under anesthesia which was kind of amazing um and have them cut out my my part of my cervix with these cells on your uterus they just took out my uterus okay though i'm fine but like i mean i don't know if i'm fine i don't know my results yet so i could have cancer this time next week um i'll keep you posted but like first of all it was my bad week because clearly that's not really fun but it was kind of good too because like i really enjoyed being put to sleep it's amazing how was it how it's coming out of it it's amazing is it like taking an ambien it's the best sleep you've ever had in your whole life and you wake up and you're like everything's as it should be i'm so

well rested and like michael jackson i understand why michael jackson took propofol and like and my sister had had a colonoscopy for an intestinal situation the week before and my husband asked her how it went and um her answer was it was so relaxing no it's amazing damn because she has two young kids and she's like i got to put my auto reply on in my emails for a whole day and they put me under for a nap i have no idea that something was up my butt it's like the greatest when we make a lot of money on lady gang like please subscribe to lady gang i want us to just like go and get propofol for like a day what's propofol that's the stuff they use that's what michael jackson's doctor like gave him to sleep it's like it's anesthesia so that was my it's

amazing i can't wait to get to experience it jack one day no thank you you're like wishing okay what's coming up kelty well coming up is our friends from the skinny confidential we went on their show and now they're coming on ours to talk about lying double tints and engagements now back to the lady gang on our guest today's popular blog there's an about section and on that section is a simple share that i think sums her up perfectly it says think kale in one hand champagne in the other she graduated from san diego state university with a degree in tv broadcasting and while attending college she taught pure bar pro former pilates and attained

her nutrition certification through isa isis she's the host of the popular podcast the skinny confidential him and her with her husband michael who's also here today which the lady gang recently appeared on so if you haven't listened go listen to it because we were so good but more importantly we love her because she's a true hustler you know for our brands where um wait hold on and if our brands were created we would be sisters at a wedding getting drunk before the ceremony even starts and holding each other's hair back at 1 a.m when we're throwing up in the bathroom please welcome to the podcast lauren everts of the skinny confidential and her husband michael and i I don't remember your last name.

Bostic. Hey. We didn't know you were coming, but we're super excited you're here. Lauren told me I was on the show, so I was like, I'm coming back. Oh, you guys didn't know he's coming? We're more excited that he's here, but Kristen told us just you. Yeah, we didn't remember. Oh, he's been bragging for the last six months every day.

No, we thought, honestly, we thought we terrified him. Yeah. His face when we were on the Skinny Confidential was like. I didn't learn enough last time. I'm sorry. You wanted to learn more about the vagine. No, after I learned about marbles coming out of the asshole. I was a marble grape.

Bundle of grapes. See, I know exactly what you're talking about. It wasn't even there. Yeah, he learned so many things he never had known. First of all, how old is the brand? We have a book that we're going to give away on our Instagram. It's so cute. Thank you.

Do you ever get in trouble because it's called the Skinny Confidential and people hate you? I get in trouble. It's just about getting the skinny. Yeah, the skinny. The brand's seven years old. Michael just recently kind of came into it on the business end in the last two years and on the podcast. and so that's been interesting i have a lot of stories about that i have a lot of bad weeks a lot of bad weeks um and we're just we're now bad week after the other i feel like you and my

husband would have so much in common it's insane not a lot of good weeks yeah how is it being in a business with your lover it's hard yeah it's hard it's not easy do you want to wring each other's necks all the time i mean we want to we do oh there's a lot of like he's very panicked and like very anal and i'm he's a kelty oh yeah i'm like whatever it'll all work out it's fine it's fine like on my tombstone it's fine like everything's fine and he's just very anal so it's a it's a good mix sometimes but i do want to wring his neck a lot of the time i'm not gonna lie nothing like being described as anal it's a good trade welcome to the lady game um before we get into today's episode i do want to ask you about from a guy's perspective picking out this

beautiful wedding ring because it's very stressful. What's the best way for a lady to let you, the guy or the other lady, whatever, know what kind of engagement ring we want without taking away your manhood? Well, so when I first, when I, when I went into that, I thought you just like showed up to the store and just said like that one and left. And then, you know, I, as I went through the process that, okay, there's cut, there's clarity, there's color, there's size, there's shapes. And I was like immediately started sweating and having a panic attack. And then I was like, okay, like what could these things cost? And they started telling me in all the different colors and I was just losing it. So it took me a while, but you know, as I, as I went through the

process, I got, whenever I go into anything, I get like really, really into it. So at that point, then it became interesting to me. You get really, did you learn really into it? How into it do you get well i was like you know this this has to be right you know and but so what i know that's nice i think it's important for the guy i don't know how many guys probably not too many guys maybe some to the girls to the girls to be clear about what shape you want and then from there let the guy do it yeah because you don't want to be wait but but you he didn't design my setting that's another thing just get the diamond for them and then let them do the setting i picked the stone that's it so you proposed with just a stone i proposed with a really bad setting and it

it was not it was not like this yeah it was not it was orange like it was it was the setting was horrific i was like oh but didn't that ruin your like first let me see the ring picture moment um well we didn't tell anyone we were engaged for a month because we wanted to keep it off social media because everything is so public that i was like can i just have like a second to like take yeah did you not want to get married yeah i wanted to get married i've like no i wanted to get married but i wasn't hey guys welcome to the lady gang uh-oh You know when your jeans are so tight your vagina starts falling asleep?

I'm experiencing that right now. Sorry. Keep going. So you kept it off social media for a minute. We kept it off social media. We didn't tell anyone. So I had to reset the setting. It was an actual ring, though.

It was a ring. I gave her a loose stone out of a little sack. Some people do that. I don't know. People do that. But did you say, I know this isn't the setting? No, I just said like... Did you think that was the setting and you lied the whole time?

I know Lauren so well that I knew she knew it wasn't the setting. I knew she wanted to do that whole process. I'm picky. Yeah. I'm really picky. Yeah. I know what I like. How do you turn this thing down a little bit now?

Which one are you? Are you so loud? Why? Are you turning it off? You don't want to hear a vagina in your ear every minute? Vagina. Vagina. Vagina.

He's on the end. Usually I sit on that side. How's that? Is that better? Hello. A little higher. A little higher. Okay.

I didn't know you had like a... Sorry. So particular over here. So Patix, they're podcast experts. Well, there are 85 women in this room. Today when I went on iTunes, I noticed that both of our podcasts were in the top 100. Really? And I was so happy.

Yeah. We're so cool. Well, you guys are crushing it. No, you're crushing it. So are you. No, you guys are so inspiring. Guys, we're all crushing it. We're all beautiful, special snowflakes.

We can all crush a thing. Okay, so what I decided to do today, because we had so much fun, so if people want to hear a smack talk, go and listen to the Skinny Confidential episode, Jack Was Out of Town, that becca and i went on um today we're going to do the lady gang confidential quiz wow so i have prepared some serious questions and we are going to all answer them okay here we go number one welcome to the lady gang confidential oh my god we need a theme song you sing it becca okay not that one though all right so you're standing okay you stand you're standing in line at the grocery store when you realize the person behind you has a giant booger hanging from their

nose booger do you tell them did you mean booger booger how do you say booger booger what is that a canadian thing i don't know what you're talking about booger a booger oh my god oh my god how do you say burger burger no booger no booger booger how do you say booger booger like a normal person booger oh my god this is so weird this is bizarre continue anyway do you tell them no absolutely not i'm too tired i don't give a shit about a stranger's me either i don't give a shit about anybody's booger no i'm too tired unless he gets too close then you're like you're like yo nothing's about to drip in on you you gotta be like step back if it was you i would tell you though oh you don't say pleasure it's so fun to demean your man by being like you have

something in your teeth oh michael has a perpetual pepper in his tooth i call him perpetual pepper i had a victory no no you have a pepper constantly in your tooth you want me to tell this story you can tell i had a victory you know she gets she has this big blog she gets cocky sometimes i gotta bring her back down yeah i was like so we were we were just on a trip we were we were overseas and there's this guy taking pictures and the guy says hey you got this pepper in your tooth and he was taking a picture of me and i was like oh god damn it lauren's never gonna let this go and so she's like and she's like

pointing laughing and he goes no not him you and she had a giant pepper so that's redemption for one day

I was perpetual I did a victory lap you know my husband and I have a code word that we say to each other like when we're out in public and if one of us

has something in our teeth what is it Plutarch Heavensby what whoa you know from Harry Potter you're alone

I know I shouldn't what is it Plutarch no Plutarch Heavensby is from I'm sorry

from Hunger Games i was gonna say i don't know that and i'm like plutarch and then he knows to anyway okay next question i know aren't have i gotten cooler or what jack vanek is there ever a time when it's acceptable to lie are you asking me this question i'm just starting with you oh yeah i guess so well in dating that i lie about the fact i'm dating other people not lie but that's a lie actually from the truth well i just omit the truth i think is the definition of a lie i think when you're i don't know trying to not hurt somebody's feelings it's okay i'm trying to think of a good situation that it's okay to lie i don't lie because i get hot i'm

getting hot right now thinking about lying and like red and sweaty i used to be like a big proponent on like protecting people and like the white lie and now i'm just so over protecting people and i don't think that they need the white lies so now i'm just pretty much like there really isn't a time that i'm not gonna be honest even if it's like are you coming to my 30th birthday party and i'm like i'd rather not yeah thanks i'm like oh are you busy no the birthday party over 30 birthday party over anything we hate birthday parties don't invite us to your birthday party we will not go i'm not having seriously you guys unless you're paying for everything yes that's the other thing if you're gonna throw it no you're throwing a party before

yes the birthday party thing like i hate it birthday dinners country for my birthday because So I'm like, I don't want obligation on you. Because we weren't coming. Because you were like, how mean is that going to be when Beck and Kelty don't show up to my party? I wasn't going to invite you. Happy birthday, by the way. Thanks.

Lauren told me you guys do a good week and a bad week. And I was going to say it's a good week because it's the end of May. And I have three really close friends, including this one, Lauren, next to me. May birthdays. May birthdays. And they act like they don't care. And they just, they really care. That's the worst.

Oh, my God. I do act like I don't care to him. And I do care only with him. Heading to another birthday. That sucks. That really does suck. Don't do that, Lauren. That's my April.

That's the only with him. I just had my 30th birthday and I did nothing and invited no one and told no one because I thought it was going to be like a get out of jail. Yeah. What happened? Backfired. Been invited to more birthdays than I can count. Oh, that's the worst.

That is the worst. But will you lie? Well, so interesting. I don't lie too often. I really don't. I read this book a while back called Lying by Sam Harris and he basically makes the argument. It's really short, but you read in like an hour and he makes an argument that like as you lie the more and more you lie even if it's a nice lie it has compounding effects that end up

being really negative i believe that so i try to avoid it i lie sometimes i'm just being honest what's the thing you lie most about oh ex-boyfriends i used to lie you know white lies about where you were friends about where you were yeah about where i was and what i was doing and i met i was sketchy a little bit and then i met michael and michael doesn't lie well he says he doesn't lie maybe he's lying about that maybe he's like he might be a professional artist i'm too tired you're like if he is it's fine do you lie kelty all the time you do because i'm a people pleaser if you're a people pleaser you lie i recently lied so i was getting my hair done and i like wanted a certain way so i showed the

hair person the pinterest of it and then it was like the most janky ass hairdo i've ever had in my life and i was like no i love it it's so great and she's don't forget to post a picture and as soon as she left i slicked it back into a ponytail you are probably the person that gets their hair done you're like i love it and then you go cry in the bathroom i guess i do that too though but i don't think that that's lying i think that that's just like being polite being polite oh okay well then i don't you know what i mean don't you hate when they say don't forget to post a picture that makes me want to stop myself oh my god you need to make a shirt that says don't don't forget to take a picture it's or don't forget to tag me don't forget to tag me this is a group photo it's

not even getting posted you would be so lucky i don't even have any followers and i know not to do that okay i'll tag you and then i'll invoice you what's the next one okay um have you ever read through someone's texts or emails without them knowing my friends 100 who lauren's but mostly not for the reasons you think where i'll be like hey lauren we're supposed to be doing this and i say did you do this you do that and then she says yes and i know it's a lie right so you can tell when she's lying yeah she's the worst liar her eyes like twitching four different directions i'm tired that's why they're twitching do you read other people's emails all the time oh yeah my exes when they were in the shower yeah you gotta know what you're dealing with yeah yeah

for sure she does it to me all the time when i first start dating someone i pretty regularly find myself reading their text messages but after a while like actually zach left his phone like somewhere recently and i i looked at it and i was like it's so weird i can't remember the last time i picked up his phone to like look at it or if like it the text like went off i actually looked over to see who was texting yeah yeah it's the weirdest thing in the world when you grow out of that you're like i'm so mature i know i'm like if i would have had a field day with this this phone in this bathroom i would have pretended to be pooping i would have locked the door and i would have gone through the whole thing five hours later i would have spiraled see i never did

because i was way too trusting and i probably should have always 100 here's another beginning this is like my biggest tip for everyone out there after a year okay so you know how instagram like puts really hot girls all in front of the guy's face all day long on the explore page i crack the code so when michael's asleep at like three in the morning usually i'll wake up take his phone and i'll follow six million chihuahua accounts all different kinds and you can pick your poison like maybe you're not a chihuahua person you could do deer accounts you could do anything that's like just something just spaghetti of the month i get all these videos of ravers i don't know why okay so you you gotta go through though and once you do that and they unfollow because

they catch on yeah it still circulates chihuahuas so his explore page all chihuahuas there's no women damn that is great you wake i wake up in the morning and i'm like where are all my friends and it's just and i figure like maybe this one chihuahua account that i followed blasted off but it's just it's all so i have to spend like 30 minutes unfollowing all of them and then they all follow me back and they think i'm a dick for like that's incredible you're doing the follow unfollow follow unfollow okay so you um if you figured out a way to cheat the lottery and you win a million dollar jackpot do you cheat a million dollar jackpot yeah it seems pretty low i don't know if cheating is worth it at this point that's like the lowest lottery okay

oh my god guys okay you know what i mean you're gonna win the lottery let's say 300 million okay you figured out a way to cheat the lottery to win 300 million dollars do you do it i love how you put like an explanation i need to know i need to know how you're cheating yeah like is it illegal is it like counting cards in vegas no cheating is cheating like you cheat the system like you broke i wouldn't no way you wouldn't no because the lottery winners there's already a curse attached to winning the lottery and then if you cheat to try to win the lottery like i can't even imagine how many yeast infections final destination but for yeah but for karma of just karma i'm not doing it either no i feel like anyone that wins lottery too like they kind of get

like entitled their life is ruined well and then now you can't tell anybody if you win it because people are going to try to kill you and get your money true your whole family's in line outside your house yeah you're like fifth cousin you've never met yeah lauren you find a wallet on the ground what do you do i give it back i definitely i'll find the person yeah yeah 100 that's the worst karma ever yeah just because you never know like do you expect a reward are you taking the money out before i return it is it michael's wallet no no because i'm taking that yes it is michael's wallet anyone else at michael's i'm giving it back okay becca oh yeah give it back really 100 you wouldn't give it i would yeah someone stole my wallet once and it was like

the most annoying thing of all time because i'm canadian and my green card is like six hundred dollars to get a new one and takes like six months of government forms and honestly i would rather have taken the chanel wallet given you the wallet and all the money in it if you just let me keep the green card because the government forbes are hell on earth they're like black pen capital letters only you just okay so stressful all right um jack that was a question just so she could like get that off. Okay. Someone tells you something really juicy and you promise that you won't tell anyone. Jack, don't tell anyone. Who do you tell? My mom, a million percent. My mom knows everything about everything in life. I would tell like five friends. I'm being honest. I have started so many

conversations with okay i am telling you this no one else knows so if it gets out i'll know it's you i'll freaking kill you yeah if you repeat this yeah i'm only telling you this because whatever stupid reason yeah and then i tell them and then i say that to like five people and then it gets out and then i forget who i tell and then i'm like oh well like i think i hate fun unless it's like really really like serious information that's only like one or two yeah and then it's like one michael i probably tell lauren yeah he has a bigger mouth than i do really but can you keep a secret lauren but i don't keep a secret michael no michael is a gossip no not to you are like no to you mother no to you just because i think it's probably because

you because you hear you talk way more than i talk no but to you to your dad to your sister and sometimes your mom i hear you on the phone with weston no not about not about serious things if someone says no maybe a group text yeah but to lauren for sure i sometimes like it when guys can get like gossip yeah me too it's so fun proves that like we're not that weird as women yeah i love it we're human we're just humans it's cool sometimes the topics women get gossipy over it's weird like it can be yeah it's so stupid like what's like juicy gossip for a man see it's hard like we don't i don't unless i had like some context i don't know like i feel like we don't get as excited about things stupid things like a football player date and some other yeah whatever

yeah but don't you always feel like i'm like whenever i'm doing my makeup talking to a friend on the phone michael's ear is like to the door like this really oh god no zach would put like like socks in his ears to like not hear me on the phone well you have one friend that like i i put i listen because it's not so much of like i don't really care about what the topic is crazy but you'll just hear like ups and downs of voice and then all of a sudden you'll hear like a crash in the phone will hang up and you're like what like what the hell's going on with her it's like a full-blown tv show yeah so i want to know what's happening she's single right no she's not what is wrong with somebody being single becca no i just find that my most entertaining friends like

that like the ones that zach will actually like sit through a dinner with are like my friends who talked about getting like face effed yeah by like their date like he thinks that that stuff's funny oh my god michael you have to tell them the story this will this will go down in history please michael tell them the story of when we were at las olas with that one girl the first time you met her she's dropped dead gorgeous the story she told oh my god okay tell us this story i don't know if this is going to be the greatest story but this is like another but tell it in a spooky voice this is really this is marbly this could be an emmy two takes yeah we can edit this yeah yeah here we go give us the story we're here for the night out okay well well i don't know i

I guess women sometimes, maybe because I'm with Lauren, they feel like, hey, like this guy is a safe place to tell this, to give this information. I like that with married men. Maybe we had a little bit of that moment the last time you guys came on our show and hearing about marbles and stuff. Yeah. So this woman's talking to me. She's like, yeah, I can't figure out why this guy doesn't like me anymore. Like we were hanging out. We were hooking up all the time.

And one day he just stopped calling me and stopped hooking up with me. I was like, okay, well, what happened? I figure she did something crazy or like something. She goes, yeah, well, last time we hooked up, we had like a little incident and I don't really see what the big deal is. And I was like, okay, well, what was the little incident? She says, yeah, he, he, you know, we were hooking up and he went down on me and he came up with like this really kind of like disgusted look and was really like upset about it. He was a firefighter.

And apparently, was it a tampon or was it a condom? She had a two month old tampon stuck up there. And the only reason he knew the smell is because he had to help take one out of someone else because he was a firefighter. So he died. So he, so he decided to, he had, he removed it for her and he, she told us, this is her quote, the smell in the room was like 20 people died. Like the color of the air changed, you know, like an old cartoon and he pulled it out and

he gave it to her and she said, I completely forgot. I left it in there. She had put another tampon on top, on top when she had her period. And so he removed it and then she was confused why he hadn't called her. Well, listen, I'm not one to judge women or women issues, but you could see why a guy would be a little scared off, you know? Yeah, it's a little incident. But as a woman, like our sense of smell for what's happening down there, like I can tell

five days before something is about to go wrong in my vagina. Yeah, but some people can't and I've smelt them on the bus. The guy had to do, you know, like sometimes the man has to do the old teardrop move, you know where you go down and then shoot right back up like you know like the shape of a teardrop oh what's the teardrop oh so you can like check it out and then like a teardrop yeah he's told me he's done this a couple times he says he goes down there to see what's happening see the level of staying you know like you go down and you're gonna do something you're like kiss the stomach and you're like but then you like you know reverse you go i was only gonna kiss the stomach

i feel like you did that to me the other night after i worked out well he should have That's gross, Lauren. You would let him go down on you after working out? You know what? I don't wear deodorant. I don't like deodorant. What? Yeah, I might need your attention.

No. Do you have body odor? Not really. Do you know if you have body odor? Don't look at Michael. Don't look at Michael. Step away. There's a huge...

He can't lie. You know what? I have like a weird thing with putting deodorant on my armpits. I have a great one. But everyone says that. No, I'm telling you. Okay, but don't say it's La Vanilla. It's not.

It's all natural. it's not that crystal the only thing no the only thing that sucks about it is the application because it's in a little pot but it's soap wallah okay i haven't tried that the best and i have like a weird thing with deodorants too like sometimes i think i smell better without anything at all because when it mixes like you know that gross like bo and deodorant smell that girls get it's like it's it's i feel like i gotta pay you like a broker's fee now for this like we just closed the deal i should have brought it for you i'll bring you one i'll bring you one look at her face Wait, I have a question.

Why did the guy have to take the tampon out of the other girl? He's a firefighter. Because he's a firefighter and he has had to do weird things like that. And so I guess he wanted to help her. Firefighters have to take out tampons? I know, I'm confused. I would have been like... I think he was on a scene that was an emergency.

He knew the tampon. It was an emergency tampon? Let me tell you this. He knew what it was before she knew what it was. That was her version of the story is that he knew what it was before she knew. I would have been like, listen, you need to go to the ER right now. I went to the ER. Maybe he was like a fire medic.

tampon did i ever tell this story i had to go to the er when i was like 16 because i got a tampon stuck inside does that hurt and the guy had to take it out the doctor yeah it was it killed couldn't get it out one time i smoked so much weed in vegas that my vagina muscles constricted like i'm not kidding you i go into the bathroom super stoned i go into the bathroom and i need to change my tampon and i'm not kidding you it was like the jaws of life had constricted around this tampon and i was tugging at it like harder than i could possibly like trap jogging the tampon yes and i have friends who have had this happen with penises inside of them wait what yes from the weed i think my muscles just freaked out and you know when you're super high like sometimes

you're like i don't know muscles like my legs would always twitch yeah things twitch things get weird and i could not get the tampon out of my vagina so i had to like go to sleep and wake up in the morning and hope that my vagina had released the tampon it had thank god but that's some weird shit that's amazing no guys it's been really good are you at a 10 have we got you to attend we're not there yet but like last time it was like we went over 10 yeah so it's what was your tipping point like what was it the marbles yeah the hemorrhoids yeah those are stuck in my head yeah they're stuck in mine too like you know so lauren now like when when she gets pregnant and she like i told her like i will not it's not going to be in the room because i feel like you

can't you're gonna be in the room behind i'll put you behind a sheet there's no behind guys i hate to break it to you there's no behind i'll have to wear one of those like welders masks honestly that's your next business here's the thing everyone thinks like you know when you're at the gyno and you put your feet up in the stirrups like you're laying there and yes there could be somebody like by your head who doesn't see what's happening when you're having a baby let me just give you an impression okay and becca five six becca's on her back in half yeah and your head is basically close as close to you can smell the tampon stuck up in your vagina remember when courtney kardashian like delivered her baby oh yeah that was so weird so there's no like you're

folded in half your vagina is like the only thing you can see there's no blanket covering you no so so the guy is actually has to see it you can't not i mean i would be shocked and if the guy says that they didn't see or look they're lying like it was like a car it was like michael's Your face is incredible. Get ready to pass out. It's so real, and there's no not seeing. Don't you think the guy should not see that? I agree.

I think that there should be some invention where a guy can be in the room and not have to see it. Let's put it in the lady box. It could look like that thing that you guys use for the background. Like an invincibility streamer. Or it's just like little glasses, and while you're giving birth, it's just showing porn. yeah yeah but that's conflicting that would be weird i don't know there has to be something all right back to the lady gang confidential have you ever stolen anything yeah we've all also talked about cvs remember i got kicked out okay do you want me to skip

this question jack have you guys stolen anything yeah yeah what did you steal oh like lip snackers and mascara and me too back when we used to have like warehouse was that warehouse music remember the music yes wait wait wait we both stole something in high school i remember this in like ninth grade we used to do this thing where we would run into runners i forgot about runners grab alcohol and run out oh my god it works okay i forgot no i've done a lot of runners you my buddies runner it has a name oh yeah you go in and this is like listen i'm not condoning anyone and i allegedly i'm not i'm not proud of this i'm not proud of this but back in the day you know when you can't you can't we didn't have any fake ids you can't this probably shouldn't

have been drinking at this age but you can't you know buy it yeah and we but we wanted it and so okay we would you cannot buy it they used to stack like all the beers you know on the front of the grocery store and like we would take turns whichever weekend it was like you know a group of 10 buddies say okay you go in grab two 30 packs and then bolt out one of his friends lost his shoe on while he was doing it and we still made him go to the party without the shoe yeah let him go home that's amazing runners should we do a runner no lady gang should we say be like why are those old ladies running out they must be poor so what you remember back in the day when they had those picketers outside the bonds or albertsons like way back like there's probably

like 10 years ago they were like lawyers no they were um they were protesting or no they were they were on strike no they were on strike okay so my buddy used to work i won't name him but he He used to work at that grocery store, so he knew all these people. And he left. They're out there picketing. And he was like, okay, man, it's your turn to do the runner. So he ran in. To the picketer?

No, no. That's a good disguise. So he went in there to do the runner. Yeah. And he ran out with two 30-packs. And he thought the picketers were going to be cheering him because they were, you know. Did they get him? So they started beating him with the signs.

And he was so scared that one 30-pack ripped and all the beer flew all over the place. It was spraying everywhere. His shoes flew off. Idiot. But we were on a mission to go to the party. He's like, please, guys, can you take me to get some shoes? We're like, listen, man, we got to go. And so the whole night he's walking around in the mud with his, like, socks flopping around in the mud.

You know you're young and partying when you're in the mud. You know you're dedicated. His name's Taylor, and he's on our podcast. And Michael said he wasn't. And he still works for me. Hey, Taylor, allegedly. Okay, last one before we get us late again. You witness a crime.

It's committed by a great friend, like a best friend. The police question you. Oh, no. Oh, God. What do you do, Jack? I would turn him in for sure. It depends what the crime is. Yeah, that's true.

If it was like a murder and then I could go to jail as well. I recently witnessed a friend and it's somewhat of a crime. I think it's fraud. They have been photoshopping their Instagram numbers and that's how they make their money. And that is... I think they've been photoshopping their Instagram numbers. Oh, when they approach brands, they give a... A fake, like if they screenshot like an Insta story,

they'll add 100 000 views to the insta story can i guess who this is no i'm not going to actually guess on the air but yeah you can guess i'm sure um but that's fraud that's fraud and i actually now when the police question you that's my problem is literally i i don't know i feel like i would be snitching but there's a huge part of me that feels like that's kind of theft that's stealing it is stealing the internet there's so much things going on right now with numbers and influencers it's it's it's cutthroat it is and people don't care like it's no they don't yeah it's intense but like i feel like if the police question me i think the only reason i haven't said anything is because no one's really sat me down and asked jack but as somebody that like if

you also kind of make your money that way that's not like to me it's even worse i want to start doing no no no no to me that's even worse because it's like i'm here doing it the honest way and like the money that i make i can actually like sleep at night knowing that i'm not lying to brands saying like like 700 000 real people are seeing what i'm posting you know what i mean like well they could come back and sue well here's here's the other thing that's like just because coming from this world marketing space it's a short-term play because what's going to happen is the brand that you work with when you fluff up the numbers and you say hey i have hundreds of thousands of people viewing this and you don't and then the brand's waiting for that conversion

and waiting for those sales and they don't get any, they're going to say, Hey, so-and-so can't convert, never work with them again. And so it's a really short term, but they just continue to work with all like new brands. They just run out of brands to work with. Yeah. It'll, it'll catch up that this is, this industry is a small world. Like in, you know, when you go and you meet with a lot of these agencies or the PR companies that rep a lot of these brands, like they all speak to each other.

There is a Hollywood element to the blogging world in the sense that, you know, how in Hollywood, obviously there's so much behind the scenes you don't see, like that's the same with the influencer blogging. It's so insane. Yeah. And it's like, there's a lot of like secrets that people don't share. I think they're going to start to come out. I really hope that there's a technology that comes out with the fake follower thing.

Like that, like just sweeps it. Remember they did that with Twitter like years and years ago when that whole thing, like when everyone was buying followers and then suddenly like people lost millions of followers because they cleaned house. They did do it. No, I didn't know they did that with Twitter. They did it with Instagram a few years ago. People lost like hundreds of thousands of followers.

But Lauren, if someone committed a crime, and it was your best friend, and they questioned you, what would you do? It would depend on the crime, but I probably, like, I'm probably going to go with cover my friend. You would? Yeah. Unless it's murder. That's why I remember the lady.

Not if it's murder. Like, a murder I probably would tell, but if it's something you're an accessory. Well, it depends who they murdered. True. If you didn't like them, then screw it. I'm not, it's very difficult for me to think of a situation where I would tell. If I murdered someone, you would never tell. If they did something like a real f***ed up crime,

like if it was a rape or something messed up like that. Well, that's what I was thinking by crime. I don't know. I wasn't thinking about some petty Instagram crime. Well, it's all the same, though. I was just thinking that it was something so petty and I would still want to tell the truth. I think also because my biggest fear

and the things I have nightmares about, like the ones that I wake up from and I'm like, this is my worst fear, is going to prison. So if you're lying for your friend and you get caught for lying, you're also going to go to prison. That's why I was saying I would tell. You have to tell guys next time you're in that position. It's relative, right?

You got to just see when you're in it. Next time your friend kills somebody, just make sure to tell. I don't want to go to prison, guys. All right. So, Lauren, you're replacing Becca in the lady gang in our trust circle because I know that you won't rat on me when I break the rules. I'll tell on you. Which never happens.

I know. I feel like you're not a rule breaker. She's not. She's having trouble right now because we're going off topic so much. Which, by the way, people like when we go off topic. they do they also know people like when i eat jelly beans no people love it when we go off topic and it stresses me the f out some of the reviews on our show is like man i really wish these guys would stay on topic really i'm like well you're just just follow you're along for

the ride oh come on then listen to the lady gang because we cannot go off topic yes we can we went off top of like 10 minutes and i'm very i'm very sweaty because of it when we know sorry don't try to go off when we come back we're gonna do ask the lady gang because that's what comes up next in our show, Becca. Hey, ladies! Get funky. Ask the Lady Gang. Oh, my God.

And we're back. Before we start, ask the Lady Gang if you guys want 20% off jackvanek.com. Use code LADYGANG. And you guys know what's up next, right?

Ask the Lady Gang. I can't wait. We're going to answer all of our listeners' questions. Give them somewhat decent advice if you have it. If not, then... The only integrous advice

This is coming from me. Okay. Our first question comes from Jess. And Jess says, my boyfriend's ex fling, parentheses, she was a rebound, is marrying his brother. They got together right after my brother called things off and after she said that she loved him. Now I see her all the time and I always have a hard time dealing with it. I hate having to see her all the time and having to deal with her. So her ex.

That was a really weird question. no her current boyfriend's ex had a fling with this girl who's now dating the brother marrying the brother so she's the boyfriend in the she's in the girlfriend zone and this is the fiance zone this girl's in the fiance zone with the brother oh jess this is juicy did jess but don't i don't give it energy i don't i wouldn't give it energy that's how i yeah the second you give that energy it eats you up well there's nothing you can do about it like he's marrying her so yeah we either gotta like deal with it and like maybe be nice to her when you see her and that's that's it also doesn't want to be with her so who cares and she's marrying the brother i mean i don't think she's

like that big of a psycho stalker that she's like doing this to get to your boyfriend i think she actually is like in love with the brother brother and like newsflash we can have sex with other people and like date other people like multiple people we don't just have one person so like don't be so crazy also it's like good to know that he broke things off after she told him she loved him so yeah could be the other way around yeah where he like i mean zach has a friend who's married to a girl that zach had dated and we spend a lot of time with these people but like to me i'm like it's not really like you just don't give it energy because it's like if they were supposed to be together they'd be together if either one of them you know what i mean you just can't give it

energy i mean if you give it any kind of energy it grows too that's what i just feel like ignore And you're going to look so unattractive and petty if you even bring it up. You have to just pretend, write in your journal and meditate on it, but pretend when you're out and about and see her that it doesn't bother you at all. Because the minute you're like, it's just so weird that she's around, you're going to look so insecure. Even if you are insecure, just hide your insecurities on your alcohol and it'll be fine. Be cool.

Be cool. See, that's when you can lie. Be cool, girl. That's an okay lie. Okay. Our next question is from Lauren. Not this Lauren. Different Lauren.

Maybe. maybe maybe it is this lauren i was recently paid fifteen hundred dollars for a project i did and my husband said it's all mine to spend i want to buy a handbag to spoil myself but want to make sure that it's a good decision i'm considering a chloe or a louis vuitton any thoughts what are your favorites what's a great staple bag i thought this question went like against our lady gang questions normally but i thought it was a really good one for lauren so um okay well first of all So you made $1,500 and your husband said you're allowed to spend it? Yeah, that was a weird part of it.

Well, if I made $1,500, Michael wouldn't have a say on how I spend it. No offense. I don't want to say on how you spend it. Okay, all right. But if you're going to spend $1,500 on a bag, there's not a bag that I love, love, love right now. I wouldn't go for a bag with $1,500, I feel like. i think i would i would mix it up i'd maybe get a good pair of shoes maybe a little clutch i'd get a double tint on my eyebrows i don't know i would mix it up i wouldn't just get it back i don't

think you have really good eyebrows by the way i did a triple she should because she has my credit card on file at the eyebrow place and she's there almost every other week i tricked him into getting a facial there put the credit card on file and now i just use it that's incredible so smart um damn it so i have like a different feeling about the 1500 and being like it's yours to spend because like as someone who like zach wouldn't say that to me either but like if i like wanted to treat myself and it was my money that i made like he'd be like yeah go do it like don't feel like you have to put this in our savings or like you know what i mean like maybe it was just like a nice thing to be like don't feel guilty for not contributing to like whatever like treat yourself

so like i think that that's nice unless he like you know monitors every penny you spend then we need to discuss it um I had a revelation recently I used to be the handbag girl I used to be the one that was like I wanted every handbag I would buy Celine I would buy like anything I wanted and I was like this is such a good investment well it's bullshit because handbags are the worst investment and then I was like I'm buying jewelry like for me my thing is jewelry because it's like it keeps its value if it's nice you can and then if you like are losing your house you can always sell it for what you bought it for usually and with handbags i just sold a couple on the real real and it's embarrassing how little i got back after selling like a five thousand dollar

saline bag plus you get bored you get bored with it you get bored but if you don't have like the one handbag that like your everyday go-to then i understand the need to like want to buy one but don't become like the person who spends all their money on handbags that's all i'm gonna say But if you had to buy the bag, what bag would you buy? I'm buying the $900 St. Laurent bag that's plain and nude. That's what I would buy because it's $900 and I could take the money and use it on my triple tent 10 times and then I would get my nude bag. It's a huge nude St. Laurent plain.

I hate logos. I'm so over logos. I don't want any logos on anything. It's the tiniest little thing. It's a St. Laurent and it's nude and it's really good for an Instagram aesthetic. So that's the one I would buy. Jack? I'm not a handbag person, but I won a bunch of money in Vegas once and I did the same

thing. I was like, hey, I'm going to spend this amount of money at whatever. I bought like a really nice Ramona suitcase. Oh, that's a good one. Technically still a bag. Michael would say a leather jacket. He loves leather jackets. No, but for me, like, it's funny.

We just answered a question about a couple of finances on our podcast. And I think it's really difficult to give advice on a couple of finances without knowing like the exact financial situation. For sure. Right. But Lauren and I definitely like if, you know, I look at whatever she makes, that's hers and whatever I make, hers. So smart.

So, you know, here's what I would say to the guy or to the girl. The guy's going to end up paying for something one way or the other. And I'm not, you know, that's just how it is. Do you guys split your like house finances? Like, do you guys do a 50-50? Yeah. At this point, I mean, we're partners in so many things that, you know, we have, she has her own separate business, which is Skinny Confidential.

I have my own separate business. Then we have businesses together. So I think Lauren and I are completely fine splitting things. But at the same time, like if we go places, I'll pay or sometimes she'll pay. It's not really like a huge discussion, but at the same time. We don't give it too much energy. It's like at the end of the month, it's like we split it 50-50. But sometimes when we're traveling, like you said, I'll pay, he'll pay.

There's not like a set structure. The cool thing about Lauren is that she, like me, is like 100% we put the businesses first. And so we'll invest in those. And then whatever's left. Yeah, we'll do. On your eyebrows. Don't you know you can do those yourselves? It's not the same.

Yourself? It's not the same. I kind of just have you around all the time. No, I feel like you understand the double tint. You've talked about it. I understand it. I'm obsessed with it. But here's my thing.

I don't go as often as you do because I just, I'm lazy. And I don't care about my appearance enough. But every time I go, I'm like, she's great. Like for shaping my eyebrows, like I could never do that. But with the tinting, because I want it all the time and so dark. i'm like there has to be a way for us to be able to like do this tint them ourselves so do you do it at home i've never tried it but i feel like i could i've tried it it's not the same shape it's not the same okay we're going off on a tangent i know you're gonna have you're gonna

have anxiety sorry sorry her energy i can't do i ignore it now though i ignore it it's so liberating i could talk about a double tint that's a whole podcast i wrote an important kelty i know miss just get microblading guys i'm going to do you have that i have nothing on my eyebrows right now you did microblading i think certain people it's good for and certain people it's not it's great for kelty it's gonna be the best for me you know what else is great for kelty the next question from bay i think it's b okay b that would be b like beatrice b says do you guys have any advice hold on i'm going to put that at the end of the question jesus christ do you need to take a minute do you have to pee i actually have to

pee so bad okay do you have any advice on how i can overcome my shyness when meeting new people the first time i just get so awkward and insecure becca your awesome blunt reply will be super appreciated oh my god b bay baby um to be honest with you i i struggle with the same thing sometimes like if i'm not completely comfortable i'm not just like in your face outgoing whatever um and i totally understand like the older i get do you guys feel like the more awkward you get with small talk 100 hate small talk no big talk only small talk but i feel like sorry no small talk only big talk yeah and i feel like i used to be i used to be fine at it and now i just get i'm old and i'm awkward and i don't know what that's about but i would say like a smile goes

a long way and eye contact is really nice and like keeping things short and not feeling like you have to like totally put it all out there and let it all hang out is like you know it's a good it's it's a good way to go maybe not try so hard i think it's like when you think about it i'm the kind of person that like spirals in my own head so if i'm like i'm awkward oh god what am i saying oh i don't know it'll just get worse and i'll like start sweating and if you say something awkward just be like that was awkward acknowledge it kelsey's pretty good at that and have a drink have a drink because i'm awkward yeah practice i think practice like the more you get out there the easier it is that's what helps for me because i probably didn't go out for like two years i like

just and now i've been pushing myself to go out i'm not the best networker i did a whole blog post on how bad i hate going out i hate it the more i the more i do it though i think podcasting has helped don't you guys feel like that no you don't because we're just locked away in a room i feel like people get really disappointed when they meet me in person like no yeah if they're like a pot like a lady gang listener they're like expecting us to be like on and really i'm just like such a boring human and barely want to speak to them and they're like i think that's kind of But like, I just, I really don't enjoy going out for that reason either. I am a social butterfly.

No, I think it's important. I think, I think that the thing that helps me and you know, I think in this helped me like whether it's like trying to find a woman to date woman or make friends is just understanding fundamentally that people really don't care as much as you think they do. People don't care about you at all. If I ever write a book, it's going to be called nobody cares. And like about everything. like really people are in their own head and so i think once you like i'm thinking about my

double tint yeah and i think when people understand that it's like what the worst like people ask like what happens if you get denied on a date or you get denied from this like the worst thing someone can do is say no yeah yeah and they will yeah a lot but that's like then you go about your day like and like for a guy you know like the girl says no and then she laughs with her friends you like move on to the next you know also like making that other person like feel important and like heard is also a big thing like when i'm talking to somebody who clearly doesn't want to be talking to me and is like looking around and like that's a terrible i leave that situation and i'm like that person sucks but if i'm talking to somebody it doesn't matter what they're really saying but

as long as they're like engaged and smiling and making eye contact and making me feel important then it's like kind of goes a long way we're all just a bunch of narcissists that want to be seen and heard the best thing you can do is just ask questions if you get nervous that can be general genuinely interested in somebody else or pretend to be yeah and speaking of being interested in someone else if you want to win a copy of lauren's book the skinny confidential a babe's sexy sassy fitness and lifestyle guide go to our instagram at the lady gang and in the meantime please go to itunes and subscribe to our podcast and while you're subscribing to our podcast subscribe to the skinny confidential him and her because it's also in the podcast one family and we're all

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